Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, March 17, 1903, Image 4

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March,
April, May
There is a best time for doing
everything that is, a time when a
thing can be done to the best ad
vantage, most easily and most ef
fectively. Now is the best time
for purifying your blood. "Why?
Because your system is now trying
to purify it you know this by the
pimples and other eruptions that
have come on your face and body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the medicines to take they do
the work thoroughly and agreeably
and never fail to do it.
Hood's are the medicines you
have always heard recommended.
"I cannot recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla
too highly as a spring medicine. When we
take it in the spring we all feel betterthrougrb
the summer." Mrs. S. H. Neal, McCrays, Pa.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
His Load With Him.
Da Tanque Gnzzler s.iys he doeen't
believe in carrying other people's bur
dens. O'Soaque No wonder; he is gener
ally carrying a pretty good load of his
own. Philadelphia Record.
TWO REASONS.
No One Need Neglect Their Teeth Any
More No Pain, Small Cost.
The two great reasons why people
nsed to neglect their teeth were: Fear
of being hurt, and the expense. .
When you come to think it over now,
it is truly remarkable what a revolu
tion has taken place in modern dental
methods. Wise Brotheis, the famous
Portland dentists, are among the fore
moBt in the United States in this re
Bpect. Their announcements that there
is not a particle of pain connected with
any dental work done in their office is
literally true. And it is also literally
true that every person who goes to
these dentists is greatly surprised at
the small cost of having the teeth put
in fine older. A whole set of teeth
now costs less than some time ago it
cost to have one pulled or filled. There
is no excuse whatever for anyone to ne
glect his, rr her, teeth. Even the man
or woman receiving the lowest wages
paid in this Northwest can well afford
to have the teeth looked after and be
gin to enjoy life.
Again, a word about the children.
When a young person has second teeth,
fathers and mothers should see to it
that their son or daughter goes to the
dentist and has the teeth examined.
Oftentimes just a little work before it
is too late saves the teeth pure and
beautiful for a lifetime. Take time by
the forelock and consult Wise Brothers,
Failing Building, Portland, Oregon.
Back Talk.
"I shall never marry," said Miss
Ann Teek, with an air of determina
tion. "Perhaps not," replied Miss Pert,
"but everyone admits you have made a
brave fight against the inevitable."
Brooklyn Life.
If You Don't Know
How much different a can of Monopole
peaches or pears or corn or other vari
ety of fruits and vegetables taste fiom
the ordinary brands we hope you will
instruct your dealer to send you a can
of Monopole today. We know Mono
pole brand is better than any other be
cause we have compared them with
all other so-called high class ones..
Most dealers handle Monopole goods.
If yours doesn't send us his name.
Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Monopole
Grocers and Dry Coffee Roasters, 81-83-85
front street, Portland, Ore.
That Would Never Do.
She Why don't you go out occasion
ally, dearest, and enjoy yourself, say at
the club?
He But I don't want to get into the
habit of having a good time. Life.
White Tailed Eagles.
Although the golden eagle has dis
appeared from Wales, white tailed
eagles are still to be found in ncrth
Wales and Shropshire.
When the cold wave flag is up, freezing weather is on the way. Winter
la here in earnest, and with it all the miserable symptoms of Catarrh
return blinding- headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges
loin the nose and throat, a hacking- couerh and pain in the chest, bad
taste in the mouth, fetid breath, nausea
most sickening and disgusting of all complaints. It causes a feeling of per
lonal defilement and mortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while
In the company of others.
In spite of all efforts to prevent it,
the filthy secretions and mucous mat
ter find their way into the Stomach
ind are distributed by the blood to
every nook and corner of the system;
the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact
very organ and part of the body, be
come infected with the catarrhal
poison. This disease is rarely, if ever,
even in its earliest stages, a purely local
iisease or simple inflammation of the
nose and throat, and this is why sprays,
washes, powders and the various in
haling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity
is sometimes back of it parents have
It and so do their children.
In the treatment of Catarrh. ani
septic and soothing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing the
head and throat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh
permanently, the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load
of foul secretions, and the. remedy to accomplish -this is S. S.-S. which has
membrane and is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected
portions of the body, they soon heal, the mucous discharges cease and tha
patient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating of all complaints.
S. S. S. is a vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could injure the
most delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh in its most aggravated forms,
and cases apparently incurable and hopeless. Write us if you have Catarrh,
and our physicians will advise you without charge.
THE SWIFT SPEQTFIO QO.. ATLANTA, OA
Millions in a Mantle.
One of the marvels of the recent Dur
bar was the display of jewelry and pre
cious stones worn- by the Maharaja
Rfllkwar of Baroda. who wore his state
mantle of woven pearls, with its arab- ,
esque border of diamonds, rubies, eme
ralds and sapphires, whose value, esti- J
mated by a famous London jeweler, is
fd,000,OUU.
1 The Importance of Steel.
the emblem of power. bteei, in me
use j of peace and civilization, is just as
important as it is in war. The country
which is pre-eminently endowed with
steel, or with coal and iron, of 'which
and by means of which it is made,
will stand at the head of the civilized
world.
A Pessimist.
Rev. Thomas R. Slicer, during a re
cent discussion with - a friend, asked
him if he knew the definition oi a pes
simist. "Of course," replied his friend, "he
is one who is sor$ oh himself and the
world in general. Is not that your
definition?"
"Hardly," replied Dr. Slicer. "A
pessimist, in my opinion, is a man who
has just left an optimist." New York
Times.
Loquacious.
The family was discussing the high
prices of provisions generllay, when tho
tinal 1 boy butted into the conversation.
"Jam has gone up, too," he re
marked. "Ma keeps it on the top
shelf now."
And then it suddenly dawned on his
youthful perceptions that he had in
jured his case by talking too much.
batavia News.
The Hotel of 2003.
Clerk Michael, are you
about
through moving those trunks?,
"Yes, sorr; in a few minutes."
"Well, when you've finished, stretch
the life net over the front pavement.
Mrs. Hibawl has just telephoned from
the top floor that her husband has
fallen out of the window." Smart Set.
At Delhi.
Posterity will look upon the picture
of a vast and utterly barbaric popula
tion numbering nearly one-fourth of the
. human family, subdued, governed, ed
ucated, Christianized and led up to the
dignity of self-government by a handful
of strangers who come from an- incon
siderable island 15,000 miles away.
An old prophecy about India. New
York Press.
Geographical.
Kentucky Teacher (of infant geogra
phy class) Tommy Blood may tell us
what a strait is.
Tommy Blood It's jes' the plain
stuff 'thout nothin' in it. Ohio State
Journal.
His Theory.
"There's no doubt that colored men
often make good soldiers."
"Course dey does," answered Mr.
Erastus Pinkley. "You put a cullud
man along of a purcession an' he's
gwine ter foller it to de finish, no mat
ter whut de danger is." Washington
Star.
The Influence.
Jerry How do good clothes make a.
man a gentleman?
Joe They make him feel as if he
was expected to act like one. Detroit
Free Press.
To Break in New Shoes,
Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures chilblains, damp, sweating, aching,
swollen feet.- Cures Corns and Bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 2oe. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREZ,. Address
Allen S. Olmstead, LeRoy, N. X
Ending the Dissertation.
"Would you call a cat herbivorous,
or carnivorous?" asked the man who is
learned but tedious.
"Neither," answered the man who
yawns, "merely vociferous."
An Ingenious Clock. -Brussels
has a- church clock wound
by atmospheric expansion induced by
the heat of the sun.
Won In a Walk.
Say, how did you get off in the glee
club try-out?
Made first bass on four bawls.
and all that makes Catarrh the I
Manchester, Va., March 6, 1901.
Gentlemen: I had all the symptoms
that accompany this disease, snoh as
mucus dropping' in the throat, a con
stant desire to hawk and spit, feeling
of dryness in the throat, cough and
spitting- upon, rising in the morning,
scabs forming in the nose, which re
quired mnoh effort to blow out, some
times causing the nose to bleed and
leaving me with a sick headache. X
had thus suffered for five years.
I commenced to take S. S. 8. and
after I had taken three large bottles,
I notioed a change for the better.
Thus encouraged, I continued to take
it and in a short while was entirely
cured. JTJDSON A. BELLAU.
Main and Vine S.ts., Richmond, Va.
no equal as a blood purifier. It restores
the blood to a natural, healthy state and
the catarrhal poison and effete matter
are carried out of the system through the
proper channels. S. S. S. restores to the
brood all its good qualities, and when
rich, pure blood reaches the inflamed
BREAKFAST FOR ONE.'
There I No Accounting for the Wie
dom of the Woodchnck.
That keen observer of nature, John
Mulr, tells In "Our National Parks" a
pretty story of a woodchuck. In the
spring of 1875 he was exploring the
peaks and glaciers about the head of
the middle fork of the San Joaquin,
and when passing round a frozen lake
where the snow was ten feet deep,
was surprised to find the fresh track
of a woodchuck.
What could the animal be thinking
of to come out so early while all the
ground was snow-burled? The steady
direction of his track showed he bad
a definite aim, and fortunately it was
toward a mountain thirteen thousand
feet high that I meant to climb. So I
followed to see if I could find out what
be was up to.
From the base of the mountain the
track pointed straight up, and I knew
by the melting snow that I was not
far behind him. I lost the track on a
crumbling ridge partly projecting
through the snow, but soon discovered
it again.
Toward the summit of the mountain,
In an open spot on the south side, near
ly enclosed by disintegrating pinnacles
among which the sun heat reverber
ated, making a isolated patch of warm
climate, I found a fine garden, full of
rock cress, phlox, silene, draba, and a
few grasses; and In this garden I over
took the wanderer, enjoying a fine
fresh meal, perhaps the first of the
season.
How did he know the way to this
one garden spot, so high and so far off,
and what told him that It was in
bloom while yet the snow was ten feet
deep over his den? He must have had
more botanical, topographical and cli
matologlcal knowledge than most
mountaineers possess.
CREDULITY OF THE HINDU.
Sample of the Delusions Which He
Occasionally Harbors.
Here Is a remarkable Instance of the
credulity of the Hindu, and the wild
kind of delusions which he occasion
ally harbors. The writer Is described
as a Hindu gentleman of standing and
reputation, and this extract is taken
from a letter written to a gentleman in
England:
"We are having awfully -serious news
circulated In the papers here. Extracts
purported to be from the Morning
Leader, of London, and La Bon Guon
dla of Spain, impress us that the em
peror on the coronation day was dan
gerously ill, and was never really
crowned, for the ministers caused him
to be personated by a beggar of White
chapel. We are. really very concerned
to hear It, and we firmly believe the
news to be a false creation, but won
der why the government is still inac
tive as regard to taking any steps to
punish the author of so foul a calumny."'
The gentleman who sends me the
above extract gives some other quaint
examples of the amusing fictions which
gain currency among the natives . of
India, says a writer in London Truth.
The bigger and the more preposterous
the lie, he says, the more readily it is
believed. When the Jubilee bridge over
the Hooghly was being built, the story
got about that the government required
a thousand heads of natives for the
foundations of the bridge, and had
given orders that all natives walking
over the maidan after dark were to be
seized, and taken to the "Shaitan
Khana" the native name name for the
Masonic lodge where their heads were
to be cut off for use in this uncanny en
gineering operation. The natives, it is
said, Tvere afraid to walk In that direc
tion after dark for this reason. Again,
at the time of the last Indian frontier
war, a fat Babu clerk disappeared from
one of the government offices and could
not be found. It was firmly believed,
says my correspondent, by his fellow
clerks and neighbors, that he had been
seized by order of the government, to
be made into ointment for the benefit of
the wounded soldiers. Happily, the fat
Babu turned up again safe and sound;
so no serious consequences resulted
from this delusion. If an idea like this
can be seriously accepted, as my In
formant says it was, by the class of na
tives who pass examinations and hold
public appointments, nothing that may
find acceptance with the "lower "orders"
can be wondered at.
RETORT TO THEATER TALKER.
Showing How a Little Wit Suppressed
an Intolerable Nuisance.
They had been reading a Rolfe an
notated edition of the play, and there
was nothing in "Julius Caesar" that
they were not perfectly familiar with.
Before the performance was half
through there was nothing that they
knew which everybody within half a
dozen rows did not hear about; for
among the three of them a man and
two women there were such capaci
ties for conversation as are met with
nowhere except in a theater.
In tones that alternately hissed and
brayed and rasped till spinal columns
all around them ached they told one
another that Anthony was much bet
ter done than Brutus; that Portia
would come on in a minute in the gar
den scene; that Casca was supposed
to be a gruff old Roman: that Caesar
actually did have fits think of it! that
it was a pity (this in a whisper that
shivered far down the aisle and splin
tered at least a score of vertebrae)
Roman ladies didn't wear corsets. So
on, ad nauseam.
At last the ghost and the distraught
Brutus met and there was a thrilled
silence in all the -crowded house save
in row Q, where a strident voice com
plained: "I can't hear a word the ghost says.
Why doesn't he speak louder?"
A man 'behind the querulous dis-
. turber, quite beside himself with rage.
leaned forward and said, in tones as
courteously sweet as the sting of a
honey bee:
"Perhaps the ghost Is a genfleman
and does not like to annoy people."
Which, of course, was very rude,
says the New York Mail and Express,
though it did fill many hearts with an
unholy joy.
We have noticed that in a book or
magazine article entitled "The Confes
sions of a Wife," or "The Confessions
of a Doctor," or "The Confessions cf a
Lawyer," that not much is confessed.'
CHANGE OF LIFE
a
WiiAf r I s
Some sensible advice to
women passing through this
trying period.
The painful and annoying symp
tom3 experienced by most women
at this period of life are easily over
come by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. It is espe
cially designed to meet the needs
of woman's system at the trying
time of change of life.
It is no exaggeration to state that
Mrs. Pinkham has over 5000 letters
like the following proving the great
value of her medicine at such times.
" I wish to thank Mrs. Pinkham for
what her medicine has done for me.
My trouble was change of life. Four
years ago my health began to fail, my
head began to grow dizzy, my eyes
pained me, and at times it seemed as
if my back would fail me, had terrible
pains across the kidneys. Hot flashes
were very frequent and trying1. A
friend advised me to try Lytlia
E. 'Pinkham's Vegetable Com
poundA I have taken six bottles of it
and am to-day free from those troubles.
I cannot speak in high enough terms
of the medicine. I recommend it to all
and wish every suffering woman would
give it a trial." Bella Ross, 88 Mont
clair Ave., Roslindale, Mass fsooo for
feit If original of about letter proving genuineness
eannet be produced.
Her Call.
"I ran into town today to do seme
shopping, dear," said Mrs. Subbubs,
entering her husband's office, "and
I " .
"I Bee," he interrupted, "and yon
just ran in here because you ran out."
"Ban oat?"
"Yes of money."
Mothers will Sna Mrs. rTlnslow's Sooth,
tog Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
Shildren during the teething period.
The Time To Retire.
Ex-Senator Jewett, of St. Louis, is
ninety-four years old. Someone asked
him not long ago how old he thought a
man should be before retiring from
business. The old gentleman gravely
responded: "I don't really think a
man should keep on after he has
reached the age of ninety."
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,
As mefcury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tem when entering it through the mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi
cians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from them.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney &. Co. Testi
monials free. .
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Hall's Family Pills are the ben.
Something Equally dood.
Teacher Johnny, have you been
vaccinated:
Johnny No'm; but mamma made
me put my flannels on this morning,
and they itch just as much. Chicago
Record Herald.
Austin
Well Machinery
FOR
Oil or Water any
Depth.
Write for catalogue.
BEALL & CO.,
Oen'IAgts.
313 Commer
cial Block
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
AMERICAN
CREAM
SEPARATORS
Are sold subject to. ap
proval and at a price
that will enable you
to make a good profit
on a few cows. The -
v cleanest, fairest ma
chine in all the vorld.
Strongest in ALL. these points thai', any
other, viz: '
Close Skimming'. Easy Cleanh g.
Light Running. Durability.
Write for free catalogue.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER 10.
PORTLAND, Ore.
SPOKANE. Wash. . BOISE, Idaho
Won Medal, Paris, 1900.
DR. G. GEE WO
WONDERFUL
- HOME
TREATMENT
This wonderful Chi
nese doctor is called
great because he cures
people without opera
tion that are (riven up
to die. He cures with
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roots, buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
ence in this country. Through the use of those
harmless remedies this famous doctor knows
the action of over 500 different remedies, which
he successfully uses in different diseases. He
guarantees to cure - catarrh, asthma, lung,
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimon
ials. Charges moderate, ('all and see him.
Patients out of the city write for blanks and
circulars. Send 4 cents in stamps. CONSUL
TATION FREE. ADDRESS
THE G. GEE WO CKIHESE MEDICINE CO.
132 Third St.. Portland. Oregon.
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WHERE AIL ELSE FAILS.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I
tri time, sola py crnggmm.
swmess2sesibi
lit -ya
Chicken Foil p.
After plucking a foul carefully, clean
the skin with a wet cloth, remove the
pin-feathers and singe off the hairs;
then wipe the bird with a wet cloth,
and cut the flesh In small pieces, sep-
' arating the bones, but not breaking
: them so fine as to endanger their re
! maining'ln the soup after straining It.
The head and feet are to be skinned
and scalded after cutting off the beak
and claws, and the heart, liver and
gizzard properly cleaned and put into
the soup. Allow a quart and a pint
of water to each pound of chicken, and
season rather below- the taste, be
cause the quantity of soup will be less
ened by boiling. Cover the soup ket
tle, place it at one side of the . fire
where it will boll gently for several
hours until the meat falls apart; the
soup will then be ready to strain, re
moving the bones, and finish for the
table by the addition of some delicate
dumplings, such as batter-flakes or
egg-barley dumplings.
Floor Stain.
Floors that are stained and oiled are
easily kept clean. The material costs
very little, and any one can apply It.
For an oak stain, take raw sienna, add
a little umber to it, and mix half a pint
of linseed oil and one. quart of turpen
tine. A tablespoonful of Japan dryer
put into the turpentine will make it
dry quickly. A cheap dark brown stain,
which is better for old floors than a
lighter color, is made by mixing one
fourth of a pound of permanganate of
potash In one quart of water. Apply
with an old paint brush, and give the
floor two coats If one does not make it
dark enough. After the floor is stained,
give it a coat of boiled linseed oil. If
the oiling is repeated every spring or
fall, your floor will always look well.
Whole-Wheat Bread.
Dissolve a cake of compressed yeast
in a gill of lukewarm water. Four into
a bowl a pint of milk and stir into this
a pint of boiling water, add a teaspoon
ful each of salt and sugar, and when
the mixture is bloodwarm add the dis
solved yeast. Stir in a quart of whole
wheat flour or enough to make a bat
ter. Beat for ten minutes, adding to
ward the last enough whole-wheat
flour to make a dough that can be
kneaded. Turn upon -a floured board
and knead for ten minutes and set to
rise with a towel over It. At the end
of three hours knead for five minutes,
make Into loaves, knead each of these
for two minutes and. set to rise for
about an hour before baking in a steady
oven.
Care of Lamps.
Buy the best oil.
Fill the lamps by daylight.
Lamps should be kept well filled.
Never attempt to light a lamp that Is
only partly filled.
Keep the oil can closed and in a cool
place.
See that any hanging lamps you may
have are securely hung.
When buying lamps select those in
which the end of the burner is consid
erably elevated above the body of the
lamp.
Watch your wicks closely, and change
them before they become too short.
If burning oil gets upon the floor,
smother with woolen blankets or rugs.
Eggs a la Creme. -Boil
twelve eggs fifteen minutes.
Line a dish with very thin slices of
bread and fill with layer of eggs cut
in slices, strewing them with a little
grated bread, pepper and salt;, rub a
quarter of a pound of butter with two
tablespoonfuls of flour, put It in a
saucepan with a tablespoonful of
chopped parsley, a little onion grated,
salt, pepper and half a pint of milk or
cream; when hot pour over the eggs;,
cover the top with grated breadcrumbs
and put it in the oven, let It heat thor
oughly and brown.
Simple but Good Furniture Polish.
One of the nicest furniture polishes
you can have, la made of equal parts
of salad oil and vinegar shaken up to
gether. Apply very sparingly with a
soft flannel and polish thoroughly with
soft cloths till not the faintest trace
of oiliness remains. Remember that
an important adjunct to this polish is
"elbow grease,!' and that without It
the. polish Is worse than useless, for
any oiliness left on will only gather
the dirt and make the furniture, dull.
Corned Beef Hash.
Put In a large frying-pan one ounce
of butter; when hot add four ounces
of potatoes and six ounces of corned
beef, both cut -in three-sixteenths of
an inch squares. Season with pepper
and nutmeg and fry, slowly Inclining
the pan so that the hash assumes the
shape of an omelet. When a fine
color drain off the butter, and turn it
on to a long dish the same as an ome
let. Prune Souffle.
Mince very fine one dozen stewed
prunes and the kernels of six and add
them to the whites of five, or six eggs
which have been beaten to a stiff froth
with a small cupful of powdered
sugar. Whip all well together, add
vanilla flavoring and - bake in a hot
oven for fifteen or twenty minutes.
Chill, then serve with whipped cream.
This souffle will not fall.
Chocolate Caramels.
Put together ln"a porcelain-lined
saucepan two pounds of brown sugar,
a half-pound of good chocolate broken
Into bits, and a cup of cold water.
Boll until a little dropped in cold wa
ter hardens; stir in two teaspoonfuls
of. vanilla and two tablespoonfuls of
butter, turn into buttered pans and
cut into squares.
Lemon H titter Fance.
Put a large Jablespoonful. of corn
starch, two heaping tablespoonfuls. of
granulated sugar, a pinch of salt, the
grated rind of a lemon and the Jqice of
an ounce of butter and the yelks of
two'eggs In a saucepan and beat thoni
together until smooth and light: thfii
add quickly a pint of boiling water;
and cook . until it begins to thicken.
Asth
ma
' "One of my daughters had a
terrible case or asthma. We tried
almost everything, but without re
lief. We then tried Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral, and three and one-half
bottles cured her." Emma Jane
Entsminger, Langsville. O.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
certainly cures many cases
of asthma.
And it cures bronchitis,
hoarseness, weak lungs,
whooping-cough, croup,
winter coughs, night
coughs, and hard colds.
Three ilzes: 25c, 50c, SI. All dregfists. .
- Consult your doctor. If he says take It,
then do as he says. If be tells you not
to take It. then don't take it. He knows.
Leave it with him. We are willing.
J. C. AYEK CO., Lowell, Mats.
Mike's Poodle.
Hogan An' is he a blooded dog,
Mike?
"Blooded? I sh'd say he wuz. W'y,
when he wuz a pup th' doc had ter
bleed him to fcape him from bein' a
blood hound, faith!"
CITC Permanently curaa !fo flts or nervonsnea
after first day 'ae of Dr. Klin.'s Great Nem
Jtastonr. Send for FK BE S'.OO trial bottle and treat.
Is. Dr. B. H. Klin I. Ltd. (I31 Arch St Philadelphia, Fa
Home Discomforts.
"No," grumbled the husband in a
-4nKm nf rnnfi1ana tn o (rioiol T
have no place at all for iny hooks. The
' storage room is kept exclusively for
' my wife."
"And what does she use it all for?"
"Oh, she puts away the things that
are a trifle too good to be destroyed,
yet scarcely good enough to be of use."
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
Strange Case.
A woman has sued for divorce be
cause her husband "gives too much at
tention to the church." This will
puzzle a lot of women who heretofore
thought they knew something about
man.
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Promotes Digestion,Cheerful
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McCAULEY & BURBANK, General Machinists
S Mine, Mill and Marine work.' General repairs. Printing Machinery repaired and rebuilt
$ PROMPTATTENTION TO OUT-OF-TOWN ORDERS.
i.S Poole Bide., Foot of Morrison St. PORTLAND, OREGON
PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD
The Great Conditioner and Stock Fattener. HORSES do
More Work on Less Feed. COWS give More and Richer
Milk. HOOS Fatten Quicker II given this Food.
Package, OOc and $l.OO.
MAKES PIGS BOW GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES.
PKtrssiAit Remedy Co.. St. Paul, Minn.
Gentlemen : I have been feeding your Prussian Stock Food to my
thoroughbred swine. It gives them an appetite, and makes the piga
grow. I also tried it on stunted calves with satisfactory results.
F. W. Gboome. Fhrin. Neb.
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oregon, Coast Agents.
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Wire
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Barbed Wire, Wire and Lawn Fencing;.
Portland Wire & Iron Works
MANUFACTURERS. M7 FRONT ST.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORB
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give yon the best bargains in Boiler
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. See us before buying.
I WANT TO BUY FOB CASH
Chicken, Duck and Geese feath
ers. Address -47.
O. SMITH,
10th mndDmvIStm.,Porimna,Or
2IO Kinds for 16c.
is a fact that Salter's seeds are found
more gardens and on morefarms than
nny otner in America, 'mere la fj
reason for this. We own and od-
erate over MuO acres for the Droduc-
tlon of our choice soeds. In order to
, induce yon to try them we make
tne iouowing unpraceaeniea oni
For 1G Cents Postpaid
S Mrti woBderial mioba
85 sorts iegaat bbace
1 S sorts maf ntftecBt carrots
Sopoorltss lettaso TsrtoUosa
5 rmro luseloas radish, ,
SO p I eo did boot sorts.
14 gloriously boantlfoJ flowr
In all 210 kinds ponUreiy furniBmriff
bushels of charm tnif liowers and lota
and lots of choice vegetables, togeta-.
er with our great catalogue telling ail
about Macaroni WhMkt. Hllllun Iol.
lr Ctrant, Teoslnte, Bromus, Spelts,1
this notice.
loo in suuups sum
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ed at bat 60e. m noand.
JOHN K SAL2ER
SEED CO.,
ta Crosse,
Wis.
I IaaT been troubled a treat deal
with m torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim
for them, and secured such relief the first trial,
that I purchased another supply and was com
pletely cured. I shall only be too glad to reo
ommend Cascarets whenever the opportunity
Is presented." J. A. Smith. -
2820 Susquehanna Ave.,'Philadelphia, Pa.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. So
Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 26c, fiOo.
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WU- I U-DAU sists to CURE Tobacco Habit.
P. X. U.
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