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Praise Peruna as a Cure for Colds and a Preventive of Catarrh
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Mrs. M.J. Brink
FIRST-STAGE OF CATARRH
A Serious Mistake Which
Thousands are Making.
The first stage of catarrh is what is
commonly known as "catching cold."
It may be in the head, nose, throat
or lungs. Its beginning is sometimes
so severe as to cause a chill and con
siderable fever, or it may be so slight
as to not hinder a person from his
usual business. In perhaps a major
ity of cases little or no attention is
paid to the first stage of catarrh, and
hence it is that nearly one-half of the
people have chronic catarrh in some
form.
To neglict a cold is to invite chron
ic catarrh. As soon as any xne dis
covers the first symptoms of catching
Dinner Table Oallantry.
The Hostess You are such an epi
cure, Mr. Stutter, that I was almost
afraid to ask you to dinner.
Stutter But the pleasure of your
company .more than compensates me.
New York Times. .
SALMON.
Everybody in these Northwestern
states knowB what good salmon is, but
we don't believe you know jnst how
much better one brand can be than
another until yon have tried tfie Mono
pole. Monopole salmon is the very
finest red Columbia River fish canned
in a cleanly manner. The salmon has
a fine flavor and makes a fine addition
to a meal. Falmon is well known to
be a very nutritious article of diet.
Get Monopole salmon from your grocer.
Wadhams & Kerr Bros., packers,
Portland, Ore.
. Tough On Him.
"Miss Strong is exceedingly mascu
line, isn't she?" remarked Miss As
cum. "Most atwociously so," remarked
young Mr. Sissy, with some heat.
"You seem to speak from exper
ience?" "Yaas, I do. She got into the ele
vatah with me in the Skyscrape build
ing one day and when she saw me she
deliberately wemoved her hat
held it in her hand until I got off.'
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Volcano
A thin, vapory smoke, lazily ascending
from its crater may be the only visible sign
of life in the sleeping volcano, but within
is a raging sea of fire, molten rock and sul
phurous gases. Those who make their
homes in the peaceful valleys below know
the danger and, though frequently warned
by the rumblings and quakings, these
signs of impending eruption go unheeded.
They are living in fancied security when the giant awakes with deafening
roars and they are lost beneath, a downpour of heated rock and scaldinsr ashes.
Thousands of blood poison sufferers
ana are taxing aesperate cnances, xor
ment the external symptoms of the
disease disappear, and the deluded
victim is happy in the belief of a
complete cure, but the fires of conta
gion have only been smothered in the
system, and as soon as these min
erals are left off will blaze up again.
Occasional sores break out in the
mouth, a red rash appears on the body,
and these warning symptoms, if not
heeded, are soon followed by fearful
eruptions, sores, copper colored
splotches, swollen glands, loss of hair
and other sickening symptoms.
Mercury and Potash not only fail
to cure blood poison, but cause Mer
curial Rheumatism, necrosis of the
bones, offensive ulcers and inflamma
tion of the Stomach and Bowels.
The use of S. S. S. is never followed by any bad results. It cures
without the-slightest injury to the system. We offer $1,000.00 for proof
"We will mail free our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, which
.gives all the symptoms of the disease with full directions for home treat
ment. Medical advice is furnished by our physicians without charge.
THE SWIFT SPEGIFiO CO., ATLANTA, OAm
cold he should at once begin the
use of Peruna according to direc
tions on the bottle, and the cold is
sure to pass away without leaving
any bad effects.
Unless this i3 done the cold Is
almost sure to end in the second
stage of catarrh, which is making
so many lives miserable. If Pe
runa was taken every time one has
a cold or cough, chronic catarrh
would be practically an unknown
ease.
Miss Elizabeth Uber, No. 57 Bassett
street, Albany, N. Y., writes:
"I have always dreaded unsettled
weather because of my extreme lia
bility to catch cold, when a catarrhal
trouble would quickly develop through
my entire system which It would take
weeks to drive away. I am thankful
to say that since I have taken PERU- .
NA I do not have any reason to dread
this anymore. If I have been at all
exposed to the damp, wet or cold
weather, I take a dose or two of
PERUNA, and it throws out any hint
of sickness from my system.' Miss Eliz
abeth Uber.
Mrs. M. J. Brink, No. 820 Michigan ave
nue. St. Joseph, Mich., writes:
"This past winter during the wet and
cold weather I caught a sudden and se
vere cold, which developed a catarrhal
condition through my entire system, and
so affected my general health that I
was completely broken down, and became
nervous and hysterical and unfit to su
pervise my home. My physician pre
scribed for me, but somehow his medi
cine did me no good. Reading of PE
RUNA I decided to try It. After I had
taken but three bottles I found myself
In fine, health." Mrs. M. J. Brink.
Sibyl A. Hadley, 26 Main street, Hunt
ington, Ind., writes: "Last winter after
getting my feet wet I began to cough,
which gradually grew worse until my
throat was sore and raw. Ordinary rem
edies did not help me and cough reme
edies nauseated me. Reading an adver
tisement of what PERUNA could do, I
decided to try a bottle and you can im-
How Glorious.
"What would you do if you were to
wake up tomorrow morning and find
yourself famous?"
"Lie down and sleep until I felt
like getting up for once."- Chicago
Record-Herald. . -
lOO REWARD SIOO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
jearn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is catarrh. Hall'sCatarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the disease, and Riving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro
prietors have so much faith in its curative
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the beat-
Not Qood for Anything.
Cholly Doctor, I want somethig for
my head. .
Dr. Gruffly My dear fellow, I
wouldn't take it for a gift. Judge.
For forty year's Piso's Cure for Con
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Insanity In Berlin.
There are 300 new cases of insanity
in Berlin every year. A new asylum
is under construction, and the Tage-
blatt says two more ought to be begun
i at once.
are living upon a sleeping volcano
unaer the Mercury and Potash treat-
Bowling Green, Ky.,
March 24, 1902.
Gentlemen: For over four years I
suffered greatly from a severe case
of contagious blood poison. I went
to Hot Springs, staying1 there four
months at a his; expense... I then con
sulted physicians, who prescribed
Mercury. Nothing did me any good,
in fact, the treatment proved more
harmful than beneficial. I mentioned
my case to a friend, who told me that
S. S. S. had certainly cured him. X at
once commenced its use, and in six
months could find no trace of the dis
ease whatever. This was about two
years ago. I continued S. S. S. for
some time to make sure of a perma
nent cure, and I can truthfully say X
am entirely well.
X). 21. SANDEBS,-
that it contains a mineral 01. any de
scription. S. S. S. is an antidote for
contagious blood poison, and the only
radical and permanent cure known. It
destroys every atom of the virus and puri
fies and strengthens the blood and builds
up the general health.
aglne how glad I felt when It began to
relieve me in a very short time. In less
than two weeks I was completely cured."
Sibyl A. Hadley.
Miss Sarah McGahan No. 197 3d street,
Albany, N. T., writes:
"A few months ago I suffered with a
severe attack of influenza, which noth
ing seemed to relieve; My hearing be
came bad, my eyes became Irritated and
feverish. Nothing seemed right and
nothing I ate tasted good. I took PE
RUNA and within two weeks I was per
fectly well." Sarah McGahan.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Pe
runa write at once to Dr. Hartman,
giving a full statement of your case, j
and he will be glad to give you his
AHroca nr Martman President of
Address Dr.. Hartman, President or.
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Doting Dotage. I
Miss De Spite I just dote on
George, I understand he threw you .
uvei,
Miss De Sweet Yes; in dotage one
is liable to do almost anything.
A TARTAR.
Some Famous Dentists and Their Exner-
ience With Tartars.
A tooth may be a Tartar, cr may
have tartar; in either case you are in a
bad way. If yonr tooth is a Tartar, it
will drive you to a dentist fast enough
to play checkers on your coat tail. But
if it has tartar it will take you more
slowly but nevertheless surely, for
from having tartar to being a Tartar
is not such a long journey. And when
you start you cuss that tooth at
every jnmp. ' "An ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure," and for the
prevention or cure of the trouble take
the safe journey to Wise Bros,, dentists,
Failing Bldg., Portland, Ore., who
have the painless method of fixing your
teeth,. who will save you many a eieep
less night, and help you enjoy life by
showing you how to care for the teeth.
Get busy and go now. The expense of
caring properly . for the teeth now is
very moderate, and there is no pain
whatever. Even an entire set of new
fasle teeth does not cost much, and the
com fort is great.
Probably True.
Hix A scientist says that, in pro
portion to the size of its body, the mo
squito has a better developed brain
than the average man. "
Dix Well, I don't doubt it. . Even
at its present size, the mosquito is
almost as big a bore as some men I
know. Chicago News.
Their Only Hope.
"I believe," said Mrs. Oldun, sharp
ly, "that there should be a law against
bachelors.'
"Nonsense!" exclaimed Peppery;
"why, the only hope of some women
are the bachelors, for the widowers
are too particular." Philadelphia
Record. " "
Exactly Alike.
First Rooter (shivering on bleach-
eries) Why is a football "fan" like
one of the palm-leaf varieties?
Second Rooter1 Cause It never
shuts up. New : York Times.
About So.
Greene Miss Wfilter has brought
suit against Bifkin for breach of
promise, naming her damages at $50,
000." Gray Funny about women. If he
had married her she would . by this
time, perhaps, be telling him that he
is absolutely worthless.
The Difference.
"The idea of calling a flask of whis
key a life preserver.'."
"What's the matter with that?"
"Well, usually it's the cork in it
that makes the life preserver effect
ive, but your flask's no good until you
take the cork out.
Self-Sacrlflce.
"Why, Jimmie, you're smoking one
or papa's cigars!"
"Sure! I heard ma tell him he'd
kill himself amokin' so many, so I'm
tryin' to save his ife." New York
journal. .
Stock Stories.
He was very quiet during the first
course, and everyone forgot that he
was there. As dessert was being
served, however, the host told a story,
When he had finished and the laugh
ing had ceased, the little son ex
claimed delightedly, "Now, papa, tell
the other one." Harper's Magazine.
Boiled Rope, Seaweed, Haw Boots and
- Barnacled Have Saved Livea.
The hardest fare that six strong men
and a boy of 15 ever kept alive on was
the dally menu of the Windover's sur
vivors, who were cast upon the Irish
coast near Kllsegg a few weeks ago.
They lived for sixteen days on stewed
rope-yarn, without a crum of anything
else to help digest it, except water;
and, though It made them 111, they kept
alive on it and did not waste away
very much.'
The Wlndover was a bark carrying
salt between Spain and the States,
with an English crew, and she was
dismasted and abandoned about a
thousand miles out on the Atlantic
Three of the crew were killed by fall
ing masts, and two others were wash
ed overboard; but the other seven took
to the whaleboat and set out for Brit
ain. Being in too much of a hurry
thev took too little food, but three
large butts of water, besides the tank
the boat already held. The result was
they ate up the provisions In four days,
but had water enough for a month,
and, after starving two days more,
they tried boiling lengths of tarred
hemp rope Into a pulp and swallowing
it They had a keg of paraffine wax.
' and, though' it made them very ill at
first, they eventually contrived to live one day asking some children ques
on the boiled hemp, the tar, boiled to a tions an Bible knowledge. So far as
jelly, adding to the nourishment of the . did very
rope. They landed in comparatively j W2WJS hfw5il Holy' first
good health. , 'occur in the Bible?" the children
I Two men who went to a small island couii not answer for a minute or so,
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on me irisn .coasc a uiue wuue ns
kept themselves going for ten days on
a diet almost worse. They landed- in
a boat, which was smashed by a wave
on their trying to relaunch her, and
they were ieft on the bare, rocky isl
and, which has only a slight scalp of
coarse turf, without food,
Fortunately
there is a spring on the Island, but
nothing in the way of food but gulls,
which they could not catch, and noth
ing to make a fire with as a distress
signal. There are not even any shell
fish, as there Is no beach, and the padr
had to subsist for the ten days on cold,
raw seaweed washed up by the tide. For
two days they starved, but after that
they tackled the seaweed, making three
meals a day off it, until rescued. When
taken off they were a good deal ema
ciated, but no ill effects resulted. The
same thing happened off the same
coast five years ago, when four fisher
women were imprisoned on an inlet by
the loss of their boat. They lived on
"kelpie" grass for six days.
A diet of boots is one of the common
est of last-resource foods; and, though
it is hard for a well-fed person to
Imagine that any one could masticate
and digest shoe leather, a pair of long
seaboots will keep a man alive for a
fortnight, if he has a little water. Cap
tain Mabolyof the foundered steamer ,
rMtort
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a record last year by living for seven-
teen days on boot leather and a pint of
water per day each.
Of oonrse. no teeth can tear cowhide
hnftt. th(v hRVft to be cut m and
hredded wltn a knife, and the shreds
chewed and swallowed. Boiling, even
when possible, does no good at all, but
taxes rrom tne doois wuai naunsuiem
they contain? ?A few ounces of leather,
being so hard to digest, stays the stom
ach for fifteen or twenty hours.
The best known and most useful of
starvation diets for wrecked or cast
away people, however. Is that of bar-,
nacles, and If anything of the kind
happens to you they will probably be
your staple food. Barnacles are long,
to-b bnif shellfish, half vegetable
w rw n rho rmrtM-siriPs
vicavuiO a, s.vr w j
of vessels. . Three " Englishmen and a
crew of Lascars who had been forced
to abandon the sailing vessel North
Star a few months ago kept them
selves going for over a week on bar
nacles and only two of the crev died.
The worst of them Is that they give
one Internal cramps and cause an in
sufferable thirst; but they do nourish
hthe frame. You have to reach under
the vessel's side and pull them off,
taking care not to leave the best half
of them sticking to the planks. Only
a Btarvlng , person could possibly eat
them. Many a castaway crew, how
ever, has found them better than noth
ing. Answers.
No Significance in Names.
Many familiar objects have names
that are misfits. You must nof think
that turkeys first came from Turkey,
for they are natives of America. Nor
that Irish potatoes came from Ireland,
for they are American. And the Turk
ish bath originated In Russia. Nor
must you think camel's hair brushes
are made from the hair of the hump
backed quadruped. They are mostly
made of the bushy hair from the tails
of animals! German silver not only
is not silver, but it was Invented in
China centuries ago, and it is an alloy
of some of the inferior metals. Por
poise hide is not made from porpoises
at all. Cork legs are not made of
cork, and they do not come from Cork.
The willow tree usually furnishes ma
terial for them. Cleopatra's Needle,
thajt wonderful obelisk of Egypt, was
made a thousand years before Cleo
patra was born; and really had noth
ing to do with her. Irish stew is an
English dish. Prussian blue, the beau
tiful color, Is not a special product of
Prussia, but of England.
Bad Man with a Blue Eye.
"My observation has been that most
of the bad men of the border were blue
eyed. A man with a soft blue eye will
always be selected by ajtmlly as a vic
tim in preference to those snapping
black, brown or cold gray eyes. On' the
average men possess about the same
amount of courage, and when the blue-
eyed man has been Imposed upon suf
ficiently he resents It; one com oat pre
cipitates another, till he gets a reputa
tion up to which he feels he must live.
There is your fighting man" Every
body's Magazine.
High Authority.
A rebellious husband was objecting
to doing certain work about the house,
and he quoted Scripture to his wife,,
showing that the household ' duties
should properly be assigned to the j
woman. The good wife replied by ;
reading to her astonished liege 2 Kiugs
21:13: "I will wipe out Jerusalem as '
a man wipeth a dish, wiping It and
turning It upside down." That, hus
band has wiped the dishes ever sinoe.
Moth
er
"My mother was troubled with
consumption for many years. At
last she was given up to die. Then
she tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
and was speedily cured."
D. P. Jolly, Avoca, N. Y.
No matter how hard
your cough or how long
you have had it, Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral is the
best thing you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump
tion. If you are coughing
today, get a bottle of
Cherry Pectoral at once.
Throe slies : 25c, SOc, SI. All drnrrjtts.
Consult Tonr doctor. If he says take It,
then do as ne says. ne tens you not
to take It, then don't take It. He know.
Leave it with him. We are wtlline.
J. u. Al tK tu., ixweii, Mass.
Right He Was.
A member of a Sunday school was
tin a snarp urcnin siuou up ana saiu.
"Please, sir, on the cover."
How the Fall Has FaUcn.
Patience I understand Mr. and
Mrs. Styles are just going away now
for their vacation.
i Vatrioo Ypa- tViAV rAmlnrl one of
A(iam an(j Eve when they were leav
ing the garden of Eden, don't they?
"What an idea?"
"Well, you see, they, too are going
away for the fall." Yonkera States
man. piTft Permanently Curea STo flta or nerrousnes
1 1 1 W after first lay tii-eof Dr. Kliae's Great Nern
Restorer. Send for FKE E S2.00 trial bottle and treat
ise. DE.K.H. IvLlNB. Ltd- U31 Arch Philadelphia, re
Infantile Virtue.
"Yes," said the angel child, "1
gived all my toys to those poor chil
dren, "cause they wanted 'em so bad.
"How sweet of the dear! I must
buy her a doll for Christmas," said
auntie, when she heard of it. And the
angel child heard and smiled serenely,
' "I thought so," said she.
Didn't Wait to Hear.
Hewitt Gruett says that you are
afraid of him.
Jewett Afraid of him! Why, it
was only yesterday that I called him
everything that I could think of.
Hewitt What did he say?
Jewett I came away from the tele-
phone as soon as I said all I had to
sav. Philadelphia Inauirer.
3 as soon as I said all
-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mothers will find Mrs. JiTinslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
A Gentle Hint.
Breverin, de collection am berry
fine to-day. Nine suspender buttons!
. Now, If de congregation will kindly-
put a pair ov pants in de plate nex
Sunday, de church will be berry grate
ful."
One Explanation,
Judge Winters are not so cold as
they used to be,
TT'iidse Oh. ves thev are. Only
nDW chronic liars have such a variety
-of things, like auto, records, etc., to
lie about, that they can't devote so
much attention to the weather any
more. Baltimore Herald.
.AVfcgelable Preparationfor As
similating theFoodandBegula
ting the Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes Digestion.Cheerfuf
ness and Rest.Contains neither
(Mum,Moithine nor Mineral.
TfoT "Narcotic.
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fampkut Sail''
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ClarifUd Sugar
JtiiJvyrmmM. rJaraK
Aperfecl Remedy forConsopa
Ron, Sour Stotnach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of Sleep.
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FOKTLAND
Warts) I a Year's Guaranty,
"It's almost Impossible, dear, to
lease a house for a shorter term than
one year, nowadays," he said, "so, to
protect myself, I .must ask you "
"Ask me what?" interrupted his
bride-to-be.
"To agree not to seek a divorce
until the expiration of the first year's
lease." Catholic Standard.
To Break In New Shoes,
Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures chilblains, damp, sweating:, aching,
swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25e. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmstead, LeRoy, N. Y
Weuldn't Say.
"You say you saw my Willie half
an hour ago?" asked Willie's mother.
"Where did he 6ay he was going?"
"He didn't say, ma'am," replied
Tommy Stout.
"Didnt he tell you I had sent him
on an errand to the corner grocery?"
"O, yes, ma'am, but he didn't say
where he was going."
Legally Safe.
"Ephem, s'pose de good Lawd
should came doun an' look inter yer
eye an' say, 'Ephem, what had you
done wid all dose chickens dat yer
hab stole' What would yer say?"
Parson, I mought say dat my old
'ooman cooked 'em, but you knows dat
a man ain't bound to testify again his
wife." .
"THE PROOF OF THE PUDD1NQ LIES
IN THE EATINO."
The doctors are dumfounded, the
druggists astonished, and the people
excited and joyful over the wonderful
cures and tremendous sales of the
great Remedy, St. Jacobs Oil. Every
case of rheumatism some of many
years standing has given way to
this powerful remedy. Thousands of
certificates like the following can be
furnished as to its value:
George Scleyer, publisher of the
Chilton. Wis., "Volksbote," used St
Jacobs Oil "for almost unbearable
pains in the back, which had com
pletely prostrated him." A few ap
plications cured him entirely.
Mrs. Fred Eberle, Bejlaire, O., was
for a long time severely troubled
with rheumatism. St. Jacobs On in
stantly relieved and entirely cured
her.
Rev Dr. B. Pick, of Rochester, N.
Y., suffered so intensely from rheu
matic pains that he was unable to
preach. Several applications from a
bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, "relieved
him."
F. Radder. Cleveland, Ohio, says:
"Two applications of St. Jacobs Oil
cured .me of great and long-continued
nain in my foot."
Messrs. C. L. Brundage and Son,
druseists. Muskegon. Mich., write:
"St. Jacobs Oil has a wonderful sale.
We sold eight bottles at retail yes
terday. This will give you some idea
of how well it is liked in this section:
Mr. Louis Hinkel. of East Poesteu,
Kill. N. Y., says: "I call St. Jacobs
Oil the best liniment I ever used. It
cured me of rheumatism and pain in
the back."
Herman Rittner. Manchester, N.
H.: "I have tried St. Jacobs Oil, and
found it excellent. All those who
have purchased it speak of it as 'sim
ply incomparable.'
Geo. G. Erffle. Palestine, 111.:
was in bed suffering from a swollen
leg, I used St. Jacobs Oil, its effect
was wonderful. The following day
attended to my business again."
Dr Otto Fuls. Reading O.. writes
"The sale of St. Jacobs Oil is con
stantly increasing; it is praised by
everybody, and never fails to give en
tire satisfaction.
Sad Memories Speak.
"Remember." said the business
man. "that in this life you can't get
somethins: for nothing."
"Maybe not," answered the Ken
tuckian, "hut some people can come
so close to it in a horse trade that it
is mighty discouraging."
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears
Signature
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER kills
LICE on Poultry. tZPSg&ETiffSSSi
IdU the lice. Never fails. Sold by dealers, 50c and $1.00 per can.
CLEANED OUT Ai.L THE LICE AND MITES. .
Albert Blocker of Ch&nhassen, Mian., boacht a can ot Prussian Lice Killer and
used It thoroughly three times and cleaned his poultry house entirely free from
Uoe and mites. Before using;, the poultry house was alive with red Uce and mites.
JUST THE THINO FOR LICE ON HOC'S. ... . '
3. H. Halone. of Adel, Mo., says the Prussian Uce Killer is just the thing for lice
on hogs, and is worth Ave times its cost.
SSBO CO. JPortland, Or.. Coast Agents.
P.I PCS WHS-Ut All FISf ft s.
I Beet Cough fcrup. Taate Good. U9B
e. woia dt arnctnsts.
Quite Consistent.
Miss Mainchanlz i suppose you've
heard of my engagement to Mr.
Jenks?
Miss Ascott Tes, and I confess I
was surprised. You told me . once
that you wouldn't marry him for a
million dollars.
Miss Mainchantz I know, dear, but
discovered later that he had two
millions. '
A Little Misunderstanding.
Young Mother What will you
charge for a photograph of our little
boy?
Photographer Three dollars, mad-
m, but it will be considerably cheap
er for a dozen.
Young Mother A dozen! Oh, no,
we can't wait so long! Lippincott's.
Taking No Chances.
"I think," said the first business
man, "I'll go home to lunch today. A
new cook arrived at our house just
after breakfast, and she has the rep
utation of being a good one."
Why not wait for your usual six
o'clock dinner?"
"She may be gone by that time."
A Desperate Cas-.
Putz Keep away. I haf got
the
kleptomania.
Pomade Vat, vat are you dakin for
It?
Putz Every ding I can lay mein
hants on. Pennsylvania Punch
Bowl.
Japanese Auctions.
A Japanese auction is a solemn af
fair, writes a reporter for the St. P,aul
Globe. The public does not call out
their bids, but write their names to
gether with the amount they are will
ing to pay, on a slip of paper and put
it in a box. These are looked through
and the article awarded to the person
who has made the biggest offer.
Even.
"In time, with care, you may re
cover. Twelve dollars, said the fash
ionable physician, extending a recep
tive palm. "In time, with care, you
may recover $12," replied the dis
gruntled patient, as he grabbed his
wad and made a breakneck dash for
the street. The Moon.
i SIGHS FAIL IN A DRY TIME
Ii OF THE HSHHtYlR FAILS
Hf AWETTIMf,
THE MSH as a
eidn h&s a history.
This is- told in an
interesting booklet
wmcn is jroura lor
the asking.
A. J. TOWER CO.
60STON.MASS.
Makera of
WET WEATHER
CLOTHING
OUR GOODS ABB
ON SALE EVESYWHEBB
SSI
I offered tlie tortures oftlie damned
with protrudlns pile brought on by eonntipt
Mon with which I was afflicted for twenty
years. I ran across your CASCAKETS in the
town or NeweU. Ia., and never found anything
to equal them. To-day I am entirtTy free from
pilea nnd feel like a new man." ff
C.H. Keitz, 1411 Jonea St., Sloi City. Ia.
Pleatant. Palatable, rotent. Taste Qood. DO
Qood, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. 3&c. 60
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Urll.f Utm4r C pMty. CMuf Mtr I. 1
HA Tfl DIP Sold and irnaranteed by alldrar
HU" I U-BAU SUU to (ill JUS Tobacco Habit.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can rive you the beet bargains In Boilers
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. See us before buying.
. .
KWANT TO BUY FOR CASH
Chicken, Duck and Geese feath
ers. Address
47. C. SMITH.
& 10th and DvlStm.,Portlmnd,Oi'
r a
OREGON. , ruttlliAfl v
St. Helen's School for Girls.
Thirty-third year. Commodious buildings.
Modern equipment. Academic and college
preparatory courses. Special courses in
music and art. Illustrated catalogue. All
departments will reopen Jan. 5, 1903. Easter
term begins Feb. 1, 1903. - .
Mice Dl E1NOD TBRRmTS. Irln4nal
It Costs You Nothing:
To catch cold you get
something for nothing,
sure enough. You can
keep It If you want It,
but yon can get rid of It
by using Queen Bee
Couth Drops. Keep
a box in the house.
They taste nice, look
nice,' are nice. Made
of honey and menthol.
5 Cents a box. Sold by
all druggists and con
fectioners. Two boxes
sent by mail postpaid
on receipt of 10c In
stamps.
Pacific Coast '
Biscuit Co.
Portland, Ore.
F. X. V.
Wo. 31903.
BEN writing to ewlTertisers plss
mention this paper.
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CATHARTIC y
!!Sg. TRADE MARK
X that Leads
. I cost more yield more, f
I sold by all dealers. C
ll03Sees Assaall
S postpaid free to ail "V
applicants. '
f D.M.FsfTf Co., . I
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