Filial Sympathy.
"When I was yonr age," said Mr.
Gold bags sternly, "I earned my own
living."
His eon looked uneasy, bat was
silent.
" Well, have yoa nothing to say for
yourself in that connection?"
"N-nothing, sir, except that I sym
pathize with yon, and congratulate yoa
on the fact that it's all over." Lon
don Tit-Bits.
Not Up-to-Date.
"His novel was a failure, i under
stand." "Of course it was."
"Why of course?"
"Oh, he was so terribly behind the
times."
"fn what way."
"Why, he called his heroine Eliza
beth, and everybody knows that that is
entirely out of date. We are now in
t ie Dorothy cycle of literature, and I
have an idea that Josephine is coming
next." Brooklyn Eagle.
The Boy Felt Safe.
A Brooklyn school teacher, whose
scene of labor is not on the aristocratic
Park Slope, recently told one of his
boy pupils, who was insubordinate,
that he must behave.
"If you do not do better," said the
teacher, "I shall see your father."
"Huh!" said the boy, who was only
three feet high, "yer will have to take
a pick and shovel to see him. He's
dead." New Yoik Times.
To Form a Habit.
"Poverty is uncomfortable, as I can
testify," said James A. Garfield, "but
nine times out of ten the best thing
that can happen to a young man is to
be tossed overboard and be compelled
to sink or swim. In all my acquaint
ance I have never known a man to be
drowned who was worth the saving."
Too Strong a Negative.
"It's pretty hard to select a wife
nowadays," remarked Mr. Con Seet;
"the average girl of today doesn't know
enough."
"I've found," replied Mr. Mittens,
"that they. 'No!' entirely too much."
Philadelphia Record.
If Others Only Knew It.
Bright Have you heard the latest
mother-in-law joke?
Dulle There are no mother-in-law
jokes! Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
A SURPRISED PHYSICIAN.
A Dying Patient Recovers Through the
Interposition of a Humble German.
Chicago, Nov. 15.
Some weeks ago Dr. G , a very
reputable and widely known physician
living on C street, was called to at
tend a very complicated case of Rheu
matism. Upon arriving at the house
he found a man about forty years of
age, lying in a prostrated and serious
condition, with his whole frame danger
ously affected with the painful dis
ease. He prescribed for the patient,
but the man continued to grow worse,
and on Sunday evening he was found to
be in a very alarming condition. The
knees and elbows and larger joints
were greatly inflamed, and could not be
moved. It was only with extreme
difficulty that the patient could be
turned in bed, with the aid of three or
four persons. The weight of the
clothing was so painful that means had
to be adopted to keep it from the pa
tient's body.
The doctor saw that his assistance
would be of no avail, and left the house,
the members of the family following
him to the door, weeping. Almost im
mediately the griei stricken ones were
addressed by a humble German. He
had heard of the despair of the family
and now asked tbem to try his remedy,
and accordingly brought forth a bottle
of St. Jacobs Oil. The poor wife ap
plied this remedy. The first applica
tion eased the patient very much ; after
a few hours they used it again, and,
wonder ol wonders, the pain vanished
entirely! Every subsequent applica
tion improved the patient, and in two
days he was well and out. When the
doctor called a few days after he was
indeed surprised.
Our First Launching.
The first vessel launched by the
early American colonists was the
Blessing of the Bay, launched in Mas
sachusetts bay July 4, 16bl.
Eating Dicers,
And a source of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those who are afflicted!
with them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities whore
the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the
leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh
melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges.
Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple
boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple nd are a threatening danger always,
because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this
should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par
ticularly if cancer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the
greatest annoyaHce because they are
so persistent and unsightly and de
tract from one's appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated
and tainted with the germs and poison
of malaria or some previous sickness,
or excessive use of mercury, are the
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
ulcers. While the blood remains in
this unhealthy, polluted condition
healing is simply impossible and the
sore will continue to grow and spread
in spite of washes and salves or any
superficial or surface trrjtment, for
the sore is but tbe outward sign of
some constitutional disorder, a bad
condition of the blood and system,
which local remdies cannot cure.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the
very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all the
impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic
sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, large or
small, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free.
THE SWIFT SPEOinO CO., ATLANTA, CAm
BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS
Of America Use Pe-ru-na For AH
Catarrhal Diseases. -
"
"si
Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh.'
Woman's Benevolent Association of
Chicago.
Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh, Presi
dent Woman's Benevolent Association,
of 327 Jackson Park Terrace, Wood
lawn, Chicago, 111., says:
"I suffered with la grippe for seven
weeks and nothing helped me until I
tried Peruna. I felt at once that I had
at last secured the right medicine and
kept steadily improving. Within
three weeks I was "fully restored."
Henrietta A. S. Marsh.
Independent Order of Good Te nplnrg,
of Washington.
Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer I. O.
G. T., of Everett, Wash., has used the
great catarrhal tonic, Peruna, for an
aggravated caEe of dyspepsia. She
writes:
"After having a severe attack of la
grippe, I also suffered with dyspepsia.
After taking Peruna I could eat my
regular meals with rlit-h, my system
was built up, my health returned, and
I have remained in excellent strength
and vigor now for over a year." Mrs.
T. W. Collins.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case and he
will be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, president of
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Never Still.
Mrs. Naggem And do you love me
still?
Naggem (wearily) I don't know;
I've never had the chance.
Well Trained.
Old Lady (to boy who has fetched
her a glass of water) Thank you, my
boy; you were very quick about it.
Boy That's nothin', ma'am. - I'm
used to it. I had a job of carrying
water to the elephants in a circus.
Pick-Me-TJp.
Great After Dinner Speech.
Sponger The best after-dinner
speech I ever beard was once when I
was out with Goodley.
Winks And who made the speech?
Sponger Goodley. He said: "Let
me have the check, please, waiter."
A Synonym.
is a synonym?'
"What
teacher.
asked a
"Please, sir," said a lad, "it's a
word you can use in place of another if
you don't know how to spell the other
one."
An Adequate Supply.
"Henpeck has given up smoking eh?
That takes a good deal of will power."
"Yes. His wife has it." Puck.
Safer, Too.
Lover One kiss ie worth a hundred
lettei s.
Damsel Oh, you're very sentimen
tal. Lover Oh, no. The kiss, you know,
can't be introduced in a breach of
promise suit.
French Like a Native.
Merritt Why, I speak French like a
native. In conversation with one of
them the other day, he asked me if I
wasn't born in France.
Cora Doesn't that go to prove, my
dear, that the French are the politest
people in the world? New York Times.
res
Valdoata, Cra., September, 1900.
Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, G-a.
Sear Sirs: Something: like a rising;
came on my instep, very small at
first, not at all painful, but as it
grew larger and began to pain me I
consulted a doctor, but in spite of
all ha could do the sore rot worse
and began to discharge; then other
ores came until the whole top of
my foot was one large mass of sores
and I could not walk. Then my hus
band, who had been cured of Scrof
ula by the use of S. S. S., said he
believed it would cure me. I began
takingr it and eisrht bottles cured
me; my foot healed up nicely. I be
lieve I would have been a oripple
for life but for S. S. S.
MRS. O. H. KING.
and the system purged of all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic
. sore is soon entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a
Third-class railway fares in India
are less than a farthing (half a cent)
a mile.
Tea seeds resemble small hazel nuts.
They are sown in beds to grow thickly
together like cabbage. . ;
Bats and their parasites are held re
sponsible, by an Italian expert, for
the transmission of plague in some
cases.
Mrs. Mary A. Kidder, eighty-two
years old, and one of the oldest au
thors In New England, continues to
write poetry.
A Masonic medal has been struck to
commemorate the Duke- of Con
naught's induction as grand master of
English Free Masonry. '
Matilda I think that Frank was
wholly disinterested in asking me to
be his wife. Uncle George Disinter
ested? He was positively reckless.
Canadian governmental reports show
that, at the present rate of consump
tion of timber for paper, the forests
of the Dominion would supply the
world with pulp for 810 years to come.
Nidah, Ga., has a population of 2,000
people, all of whom live In tram cars.
The town hall consists of two cars
knocked into one, and a church has
also been provided by the same , de
vice. In a Berlin insane asylum Is a pa
tient, it is said, whose hair changes
color with her temperature. When
she is cool and quiet her hair is a
light yellow, but when she Is restless
and excited it becomes auburn.
Sir William Gordon MacGregor,
fourth baronet of his line, is an In
mate of the workhouse at Leytonstone,
a London suburb. The first baronet
was sergeant surgeon to George IV.
The fourth is suffering from locomo
tor ataxia.
Napkins became popular In France
sooner than in England. At one time
it was customary at great French din
ners to change the napkins at every
course, to perfume them with rose
water and to have them folded a dif
ferent way for each guest
The Arabic used In the Koran dif
fers as much from the Arabic used
in ordinary conversation and inter
course In the East as the Latin differs
from the Italian. The Koran Arabic
is that of the literary classes; the col
loquial is that of the common people.
President G. Stanley Hall, of Clark
University, has been studying the al
most total absence of insanity among
negroes. He Relieves it Is because,
being newer to civilization, the race
has not run through so many differ
ent and crucial experiences as the
white race. -
The one poem most often translated
into every language of the civilized
and uncivilized world was written by
a woman "The Ode to Aphrodite," by
Sappho. Shakespeare's works have
borne the test of but three centuries;
Sappho's have stood through twenty
five centuries.
Don Emilio de Ojeda, the new Span
ish minister, is almost certain to be
a great favorite In Washington. He
has a distinguished appearance, speaks
English fluently, has a wide knowledge
of literature and as a painter easily
might have made a career. Senor de
Ojeda is, besides, a man of ample for
tune. Congressman Robert W. Davis, of
Florida, was out hunting south of St
Augustine when a large black bear
took to hunting him. The Congress
man took a shot at Bruin and then
fled, but the bear was gaining and the
fugitive climbed a tree just in time
to save himself. He remained there
several hours before help came and
scared away his pursuer.
Nikola Tesla, the student of elec
tricity, was drawn for jury duty in New
York City, but was excused from ser
vice because he Is opposed to capital
punishment, and could not agree to a
verdict of guilty, when by doing so he
would endanger a prisoner's life. Mr.
Tesla does not agree with those who
would return a verdict of guilty In a
murder case while disbelieving In the
death penalty, holding that they are
not responsible for the law as it stands.
William K. Vanderbilt and Grover
Cleveland received, respectively, the
largest and smallest checks ever issued
to Individuals by the United States Gov
ernment. At one time Mr. Vanderbilt
owned $50,000,000 worth of Govern
ment bonds, and on this amount drew
annual Interest of $2,000,000. At the
close of Mr. Cleveland's second admin
istration It was discovered, In settling
up his accounts for salary, that the
Government owed him one cent. A
check for that amount was forwarded
to him, and as It has never been pre
sented for payment it is probable that
the recipient preserves It as a curiosity.
The famous French geographer,
Elisce Reclus, who is now in his seventy-third
year, lives at Brussels In great
seclusion, the only place where a
stranger can meet him being at a vege
tarian restaurant where he takes his
meals. He has been a vegetarian all
his life, and declares that the time will
come when Europeans will look on
beef-eating with the same horror that
we do on cannibalism. One day he came
co a friend pale and agitated. "My wife
Is deceiving me," he exclaimed; and
when his friend looked at him in aston
ishment he added: "I have surprised
her when she was boiling my spinach
in bouillon."
PROFIT SHARING.
Experiment Tried on a Canadian
Street Railway.
The adoption of a practical system of
profit sharing by the street railway
company of Vancouver is an experiment
that will be of interest to all who watch
the development of our industrial sys
tem. The Independent, a weekly pub
lished in the interests of organized la
bor in Vancouver, B. C, gives a report
of an address by Manager Buntzen, of
the street railway company, to a mass
meeting of workmen, which was also
addressed by President Mahon, of the
Street Railway Men's Union of Ameri
ca. The meeting shows the harmonious
relations existing between the : street
railway" company and Its employes.
The company, has voluntarily decided
that the regular employes shall re
ceive as their share of its profits one
third of the amount available for divi
dends after the ordinary shareholders
have received 4 per cent This means,
as estimated, that at the end of the
first year each employe will receive
about $30; at the end of the second
year the share will be about $50, and
in five years it will be $100. The men
will receive the standard union wages.
Manager Buntzen Bays that in his opin
ion,' the Increased Interest in the com
pany's welfare on the part of the em
ployes created by the new system will
add so much to the company's success
that the shareholders,' as well as the
men, will gain by the Innovation.
The employes' proportion of the
profits will be divided equally among
them, all being considered as units in
making the company's business a suc
cess. " In addition to this voluntary
concession the company pays as high
wages for every class of work as are
paid by other local employers, and,
generally speaking, higher wages. The
company also makes certain conces
sions in the way of uniforms, light and
transportation, that employers in other
lines, of business are not in a position
to grant It is customary to look for
rocks In the way of all such industrial
experiments. Men do not work for
low- wages, nor under unfavorable con
ditions, voluntarily, but because they
are forced to do so by the conditions
of the labor market The model em
ployer, the man who voluntarily does
more than be is forced to do, because
he sees that there is something wrong
and that the men are entitled to more, is
worthy of all honor. One of the diffi
culties of such a scheme is that employ
ment with him acquires an economic
value . which the workmen may be
forced to pay to middlemen or Inter
mediaries. But it is time enough to look
for such trouble when it begins to de
velop. A good relationship and a feel
ing of mutual interest have a value that
cannot be accurately estimated in dol
lars, and these have been secured al
ready by the Vancouver Street Rail
way Company. We may learn some day
that an honest desire to do right can
cure most of the industrial evils of mod
era society. Toronto Globe.
WHERE WHEAT IS GROWN
United States, Ruaaia and France the
Greatest Raisers in the. World.
Some of the great wheat-growing
countries are scarcely ever referred to
as large raisers of this cereal simply
because, needing the grain at home,
they export very little. Italy, Germany
and Spain, for example, all grow far
larger quantities than Argentina or
Australia, but we hear little about their
wheat because they consume practical
ly all of it at home. Much is written
about the wheat crops of Argentina and
Australia because they are contributors
to the general commerce in wheat,
though, as a rule, twelve countries each
produce more wheat than Australia and
ten countries surpass Argentina in an
nual yield.
It would take about all the wheat of
Australia to make the macaroni that
Italy . manufactures from her home
wheat supply, with a great surplus left
for bread. Argentina would have to in
crease her product about fivefold to
raise the amount of wheat grown in
France, which ranks third among the
world's producers. It is easy to forget
that France Is surpassed only by the
United States and Russia in wheat pro
duction, for her great crop does not
supply her need, and she Is a wheat
buying country. A little over forty
years ago rye bread was the staple food
of the French peasantry, but most of
them have since joined the wheat-eaters,
with the result that the people can
not raise all the wheat they need.
France's average crop Is usually
about one-third larger than that of In
dia, whose wheat seems to attract more
attention than France's harvest for no
other reason apparently than because
in good crop years India is expected to
help supply the deficiency of Europe.
Except In famine years India has
from 12,000,000 to 35,000,000 bushels of
export wheat grown in our winter
months, when the climate in the best
wheat districts Is usually as cool, at
least, as a Minnesota summer. Though
India is the fourth largest grower, the
wheat crop is far inferior In Importance
either to the rice of the lowlands or the
millet of the drier plateau of the Dec
can, these two grains being the great
staples of vegetable food. There is an
export tax on rice because the country
needs all It grows, but the ability to
help supply Europe with wheat bread is
a boon to the farmers of the Punjab, for
which they have to thank the Suez
canal. They could not send wheat to
Europe as long as it was necessary to
double the Cape of Good Hope passing
through" the tropics both in the Indian
ocean and the Atlantic, but steamship
transportation through the canal made
a new source of breadstuffs, tributary
to Europe, and Indian export wheat is
one of the most conspicuous illustra
tions of the influence a great ship canal
may exert upon the economic conditions
of a country.
Evolution.
Being convinced of the impossibility
of supporting his large family at any
of the unskilled felonies, the man hit
on the unusual expedient of seeking
honest employment
"But" he reflected, "if I seek such
employment under my right name, Bill
Jones, nobody will hire me, while If I
give my name as Hank Smith, say,
I shall be jailed for getting a job by
false pretenses. Dear me! What shall
I do? Oh, I know. I'll just Incorpor
ate, and seek employment as the Hank
Smith Corporation. Then It's nobody's
business what I do."
. This shows how much better off ne
cessity is by knowing a little law.
Life.
Oysters of Artificial Propagation.
Investigation has shown that oysters
are susceptible of artificial propagation,
just as shad, salmon and otner food
fish.
Couldn't Corner Him.
Miss Gushing Which do you prefer,
Mr. Dashing blondes or brunettes?
Jack Dashing Oh, it all depends on
the &irl I am with.
as It Really Was. ;
"Lay on, Macduff!" cried Macbeth.
' Macduff was motionless.. - ;
"What'll be the matter noo?" said
Macbeth. "Dinna ye ken - that's the
cue?" ;':'-v:-. '
"I was na sure," said Macduff,
"whether ye we -e just recht in yer
grammer. -1 thought ye meant 'lie on'
an' that I wadna stand but it's all
recht noo." '
And the conflict began. ,
HOW'S THIS?
We offer One Himdred Dollars Beward for any '
ease of Cattarrh that can not b cured by Hall's '
Catarrh Care. - -
. w. i-STASJi.. '
tor the past 15 Tears, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and fin
anci ally able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WST & TeTJaX.
Wholesale Dreggists. Toledo,
WALDIN9 KlKNAN & HaSVIK,
, , Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally .aeting
directly on the blood and mucous so rf sees of
tne system. Price 75c per bottle. Bold by all
drupefstu. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
Quick Promotion.
"I hear your brother is an assistant
bookkeeper"
"Yes, indeed. And, do yon know,
he proved himEelf so clever that they've
passed him over the first and second
assistantships and made him third
assistant right off."
DO IT NOW.
Wise Bros., the Famous Portland Dent
ists, Advise People Not to Neg
lect the Teeth.'
"Do it now," said Dr. W. A. Wise,
the great dentist of the Failing build
ing, Portland, Or., the other day speak
ing of getting one's teeth attended to.
The doctor used the widely famous
saying of the late Rev. Dr. Maltbie V.
Babc-ock, who put all fashionable New
York in a fever of immediate intention
to do right by simply repeating his
sound advice to always "do it now."
when anyone thought of performing a
good act.
."The many obstacles that long pre
vented people from taking proper care
of their teeth have been almost entire
ly removed by modern methods," con
tinued Dr. Wise.- "The expense is
very moderate. The pain is absolutely
nothing. Prosperity reigns everywhere
and there is scarcely anyone too poor
to afford having bad teeth extracted
and serviceable new ones put in. Falro
teeth, as we make them, cannot be told
from natural ones, and the wearer can
eat about as well as ever after a little
practice. Everybody with good teeth
should offer up a prayer of thankful
ness and go immediately to a good
dentist and have the teeth examined
so as to be sure there are no beginnings
of decay apparent. Take the troubles
at their incBption and only a little
work is necessary. And at all events,
no matter how far teeth troubles have
gone, go immediately and once have
I your teeth put in perfect order. After
1 that it is an easy matter to watch them
' and keep them permanently in good
1 order.
"Ihe whole sermon is well summed
in Dr. Babcock's words 'do it now.'
"We claim that there are no facili
ties for dental work in the Northwest
superior to what we offer at our offices
in the Failing builidng, Portland, Or.
We have thousands of patients and are
ready to welcome thousands more."
. A Matter of Wonder.
Mrs. Peck (who has returned from
Niagara) I stood speechless
Mr. Peck ; Wonderful, wonderful!
(to himself) I wonder how Niagara
did it? Detroit Free Press.
Makes Your Liver Lively.
A lazy, languid liver keeps you in bad health
all the time. Wake it up to lively action with
Cascarets Candy eathartic. All druggists, 10c,
25c, 50c.
Always.
Pa What did yon learn at school
today, Bobbie?
Bobbie I learned to say "Yes, Sir."
Pa Are you always going to say
"Yes, sir?"
Bobbie Yep ! Exchange.
The Unlucky Thirteen.
Prison Visitor Why are you here,
my misguided friend?
Prisoner I'm the victim of the un
lucky number 13.
-Visitor Indeed! How's that?
Prisoner Twelve jurors and one
judge.
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ness and Loss of Sleep.
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is ttmrn aw
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air
"About a year ago my hair was
coming out very fast, so I bought
a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor. It
stopped the falling and made my
hair grow very rapidly, until now it
is 45 inches in length." Mrs. A.
Boydston, Atchison, Kans.
There's another hunger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, for instance.
Hungry hair needs food,
needs hair vigor Ayer's.
This is why we say that
Ayer's Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
heavy. ll.H a baffle. Ail eraaui-
If your druggist cannot supply yoa,
send as one dollar and we will express
yoa a bottle. Be sore and give the name
of your nearest express office. Address,
- J. CATER CO., Lowell, Mass.
Standing Up for His Rights.
"Get ont of here!" growled the
larvae in the cheese rind, as the weevil
Bought to make an entrance.
"But why," protested the weevil,
"there is plenty of room for us both!"
"Where's your ekipper's license?"
asked the larvae, haughtily. Judge.
To Break In New Shoes,
Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures chilblains, damp, sweating, aching,
swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmstead, LeRoy, N. Y
The Butternut Tree.
The "butternut is a tree that likes
best a rocky and uneven soil, and in
whose shade neither shrub nor herb will
thrive. The bark is used as a dye stuff
for woolens.
The Truth.
If we did not think Monopole Spiers
to be purer, stronger and more fragrant
than any other kind, we would not say
so. It is because we bave examined
and compared very closely the Mono
pole with every other brand that we
are so positive in our statement. All
we care to have you do is to give them
a fair trial. The quality of the spiceB
will ao the rest. Your grccer handles
Monopole goods or can get them for you.
Wadhams & Kerr Bros., packers, Port
land, Or.
One More.
The conversation turned upon people
notorious for telling falsehoods.
"In all my life," says the hostess.
"I have never told a fib three times."
"Well, that makes the fourth," said
her husband, skeptically. Judge.
Piso's Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try "it. Price 25 cents,
t druggists.
Wouldn't Lose That Pleasure.
"So you never talk about people be
hind their backs?"
"No," answered the woman, with a
grim expression. "If I know anything
which would annoy a friend, I always
tell it in her presence. I wouldn't
miss seeing her embarrassment for
anything."
riJRPS WHfRf All fl.Sf FAIIS.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good, use I
in time, sola py druggists.
TeJ1JaHlliai5sfT5nr
KEEP YOUR SADDLE, DRY!
THE ORIGINAL
ROWERS
POMMEL
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
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Bears the
Signature
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Liquidity of the dermaii Language.
Mr. Casey, under the impression that
the perfuming machine was a phono
graph, dropped a cent in the slot and
placed the tube to his ear.
"Wow!" he exclaimed suddenly,
flinging the tube from him. "It's a
wonder some one wouldn't invint
waterproof records for thim dom Ger
man songs!" New York Sun. ; .
CITe Perm&nencr Cum 9?o fits or bo
rllW alter first Jay'eiucof Dr. KHartGnat Na
2storar. Send for FKEE S-.J.OO trial bottle and traofc
ia. Da. Ltd. uSIAit St.. Philadelphia, ia
The Cause of Failure.
"What made Jenkins fail?"
"His friends say because he didn't
take their advice, and Jenkins says
because he did." Detroit Free Press.
Mothers will find Mrs. fVlnslow's Sooth,
ing Syrup tbe best remedy to use tor their
children duriug the teething period.
Lucky to Escape.
"Did Biggs have any luck hunting
lions in Africa?"
"Yes; great luck."
"How?"
"Didn't meet any lions." Wash
ington Star.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give you the best bargains in Boilers
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. See us before buying.
OREGON. PORTLAND-
St. Helen's School for Girls.
Thirty-third rear. Commodious build
ings. Modern equipment. Academic
and college preparatory courses. Spe
cial courses in music and art. Ill us.
trated catalogue. All departments will
reopen September 16.
MISS ELEANOR TEBBETTS, Principal
I WANT TO BUY FOR GASH
Chicken, Duck and Geese feath
ers. Address
47. C. SMITH.
lath mndDvlS1m.,?or4lmnd,Oi
t fl f ("TRIP RFI T Nickel Anodes Sure cure
Iff tLCWniU DCLI for Rheumatism, Nervous-
Jg! ness, etc. Sample postpaid f 1.
ELECTRSC INSOLtS-FdanU'eTt
X colds. Send size of shoe, ladies or gents
Price per pair, 75c, postpaid.
S Tho Alcleat Sunnfy Co.,
P. O. Box 145, Portland, Oregon,
x Send 2c for catalague of many useful
jj! household articles.
TAPE
'A tape worm elghteeu feet long; at
least came on the scene after my taking two
CASCARETS. This I am sure has caused my
bad health for the past three years. I am still
taking Cascarets, the only cathartic worthy of
notice by sensible people."
ueo. w. bowlis, Balra, Mia.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. De
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It Costs You Nothing
To catch cold you get
8ome:hin? for no:hing,
sure enough. You can
keep it if you want it,
but you can get rid of it
by using Queen Bee
Cough Drops, Keep
a box in the house.
They taste nice, look
nice, are nice. Made
of honey and menthol.
5 Cents a box. Sold by
all druggists and con
fectioners. Twj boxes
sent by mail postpaid
on receipt of 10c. In
stamps.
Pacific Coast
- Biscuit Co
Portland, Ore.
Seeds
r9 nlanted bv farmM
and irardener who tut
stopped experimenting. It
cava to nay a little mora
for Ferrv'a and re&n .nrfii
dealer. is An.n.l
postpaid free to all applicants.
Dm M. FERRY & CO..
Detroit, Mich.
Fattens QUICK!
Cattle and Hogs for market. Shortens
fattening period one-fourth. Saves Feed.
FATTEST CATTLE.
"T fed Prussian stock Food last winter and turned
off the fattest cattle 1 ever had for the same lentrth
of time. I consider
Prussian Stock Food
well worth the cost
I would not be with,
out U.-G.W. Arnby,
Parker, S. D.
t?m?t? Take this ad.
1 MXLsLt to the dealer
.Mawbose name
appears below and iret a
copy of the Farmer's &
Stockman's Hand Book
rut(lA.u ntini CO., Portland.
Coast Agents.
DR. C. GEE WO
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
This wonderful Chi
nese doctor is called
great because be cures
people without opera
tion that are given up
to die. He cures with
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roots buds,
barks and vegetables
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
ence in this country. Through the useof those
harmless remedies this famous doctor knows
the action of over 500 different remedies, which
be successfully uses in different diseases. He
guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung,
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimon
ials. Charges moderate. Call and see him.
Patients out of the city write for blanks and
circulars. Send 4 cents in stamps. COSUIt
TATIO' VKKK. ADlKKbS
THE G. GEE WO CHiiiESE MEDICINE CI
132,' Third St.. Portland. Oregon.
ay-Men ti ou paper.
P. N. U.
No. 511903.
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HEN writing; to advertisers pleaso
mention mis paper.
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TRADE MARK DfOISTEReD f
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