Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, July 29, 1902, Page 4, Image 4

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    General Debility
Day In and oat there Is that feeling ot
Weakness that makes a burden of Itself,
Food does not strengthen.
Sleep does not refresh.
It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality is on the ebb, and
the whole system suffers.
for this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalizes the blood, gives vigor -and tone
to all the organs and functions, and is
positively unequalled for all run-down or
debilitated conditions. .
HOOD'S Hijj cor constipation, 23 cents.
Almeit Converted.
Two Jews, wishing to become Catho
lics, called at the house of a priest and,
finding he was not in, decided to wait.
As the day advanced and the priest did
not return, one of the men became
restless. ''Come away," he said to his
companion, "or we shall be late for
the synagogue." Chambers Journal
Ignorance
De Style Have you ever heard of
pftig pong?
Gonbusta (innocently) Oh, yes: I
frequently take my laundry to him.
Smart Set.
The Observation Car
Has barber shop and bath rooms,
smoking and card ' rooms, library and
an elegant parlor for the ladies, and all
brilliantly lighted with electricity and
cooled with electric fans. Mighty pop
alar train, this. All agents will be
glad to give you any information de
sired. ' Confirmed.
Clara He told me that although you
had refused him, he knew tnat he
would get over it.
Maud That's what I was afraid of.
The Particular Kind.
"Thompson says he regards his
mother-in-law as a perfect treasure."
"To be sure he does the kind he'd
be satisfied to lay up in heaven."
Smart Set.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth.
Ine Syrup the best remedy to use for their
Shlldren during the teething period.
Had Been There Before.
Boreman Hello, Sharpe! Well I,
tell you I'm glad to get back again.
Sharpe Back from where?
Boreman Why, I've been in Europe
for a month, and I've had lots of inter
esting exper
Sharpe Shakel I've been visiting
in Lonelyville for a week, and I tell
yon, I was surprised with the place.
Let me tell you about it. You see
What, going? Well, so longl Detroit
Free Press.
Financial Efforts.
Jack Was the church garden party a
success?
Julia Well, I worked hard enough;
I ate ice cream with every young man
on the grounds. Detroit Free Press.
"North Coast Limited"
Is run only by the Northern Paoific
between Portland and Minneapolis and
St. Paul through Tacoma, Seattle,
Spokane, Butte, Livingston, Billings,
Bismarck and Fargo. Eight of these
train are on the run daily, four east
and four west. Each is a solid vesti
buled train, carrying Standard and
Pullman Tourist sleepers, dining car,
day coaches, mail, express, and baggage
car and the elegant observation car.
Each train is brilliantly lighted with
over 300 lights, and the beauty of it
all is, you can travel just as cheaply on
this train as on any other. All repre
sentatives will be glad to give you ad
ditional information. A. D. Charlton,
Assistant General Passenger Agent, 255
Morrison street, Portland, Oregon.
A Misunderstood Man, 1
Geraldine Did you ever have the
feeling that people didn't understand
you?
Gerald I often have it ; I use the
telephone a great deal. Smart Set."
Shake Into Your Shove
Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tight
or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet.
Bold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial package
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le
Eoy, N. V.
No Mice on Papa Little.
Mice cannot exist on Papa Little, an
island in St. Magnus bay, on the west
of Shetland. To test the truth of this,
several mice, at various times, were
brought here, but the soil proved so
uncongenial that they soon died. Ex
change. SORES AND
ULCERS.
Sores an4Ulcers never become chronic
aless the blood is in poor condition i9
sluggish, weak and unable to throw off
the poisons that accumulate in it. The
system must be relieved of the unhealthy
matter through the sore, and great dangei
to life would follow should it heal before
the blood has been made pure and healthy
and all impurities eliminated from the sys
tem. S.S.S. begins the cure by first cleans
ing and invigorating the blood, building
up the general health and removing from
in JZZS? A CONSTANT DRAIN
effeteS. UPON THE SYSTEM.
When this has been accomplished the dis
charge gradually ceases, and the sore or
nicer heals. It is the tendency of these'old
Indolent sores to grow worse and worse,
and eventually to destroy the bones. Local
applications, while soothing and to some
extent alleviate pain, cannot reach the seal
of the trouble. S. S. S. does, and no mattei
how apparently hopeless your condition,
even though your constitution has broken
down. It will bring relief when nothing
else can. It supplies the rich, pure blood
necessary to heal the sore and nourish
the debilitated, diseased body.
Mr. I. B. Talbert, Lock Box 345, Winona, Hiss.,
ays : Six years ago my leg f rem the knee to
Ike foot was one solid sore. Several physicians
treated me and I made two trips to Hot Springs,
but fouad no relief. I was Induced to try S. S. S.,
ad it made a complete cure. I have been a per
fectlv well man aver since."
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known contains no
poisonous minerals to
ruin the digestion and
add to, rather than relieve your suffer
ings. If your flesh does not heal readily
when scratched, bruised or cut, your blood
U in bad condition, and any ordinary sore
a apt to become chronic
Send for oar free book and write out
physicians about your case. We make no
Cbirre for this service, -
TU SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. ATLANTA. OA.
ONE GBEAT NOVELIST.
VARYINC CAREER OF JAMES FEN-
N I MORE COOPER.
Unpromising Yonth of Tlila Recosrnized
Genius Hi Ionjr- Dormant Power
Change front Popularity to Unpopu
larity Foremost American Novelist.
James Fennimore Cooper, the dean
of American novelists, holds a posi
tion in our native literature at once
unique and distinc
tive. It matters
but little now that
lis literary genius
should have re
mained dormant
for so long a time
as a diamond In
the rough before
.ccident chipped off
the crude exterior,
disclosing the bril-
jamb w. coopjuB. liancy within. It Is
of small Importance that his early life,
spent In aimless pursuits, was wholly
without promise of future achieve
ments, and soon but a regrettable mem
ory will also be the fact that during
the last few years of his life through
misunderstandings and misrepresenta
tions bis breast was filled with feel
ings of deep rancor toward men who
should have been his friends and who
in turn denounced both him and the
products of his pen. These circum
stances, the Inevitable contradictory
accompaniments of recognized ability,
have waned indistinctly into a hazy
background, against which stands bold
ly the undisputed truth that the author
of "The Spy and The Pilot" Is justly
worthy of all praise that has been or
may be accorded him.
The life of this varying popular and
unpopular author had its beginning
September 15, 1789, at Burlington, N.
J. His parents were both of Quaker
extraction. Soon after the. close of
the Revolutionary war the Cooper fam
ily established a household within the
borders of New York State near the
headwaters of the Susquehanna River.
They encouraged the populating of this
vicinity and subsequently laid out the
site of Cooperstown. The Cooper fam
ily decided to make their permanent
home in the town founded by them
and in 1799 completed the erection of
a spacious manor house, known as Ot
sego Hall, which was for many years
the most commodious and stately pri
vate residence In central New York.
To every reader that has been charm
ed with the spell of Cooper's Indian ro
mances, the surroundings of his boy
hood days are significant. During those
years the foremost pioneers of emigra
tion had barely begun to push their
way westward through the Mohawk
Valley, the first available highway to
the west Out of the forest that bor
dered Otsego Lake Indians came for
barter, or possibly with hostile intent,
and from these no doubt Cooper drew
WHEBE COOPEB SLEEPS.
(His tomb and that of his wife In Christ
Church Cemetery, Cooperstown.)
the portraits of the red men who live
In his pages. Such wild surroundings
could not but stimulate a naturally
active imagination and the Influence of
the wilderness, augmented afterwards
by the somewhat similar Influence of
the sea, pervaded his entire life.
From a private tutor he received his
earliest education and at the age of 13
entered the freshman class of Yale Col
lege. According to his own account.
he learned but little at college. His
love of out-of-doors freedom led him to
neglect his books and he roamed about
and explored the rugged hills north
ward of New Haven and the equally
picturesque shores of Long Island
Sound. Gradually he became wilder
and more persistent in his deflanceof
academic restraints and was finally ex
pelled.
Upon leaving his studies the love of
activity and adventure laid hold on the
youth and he decided to take up the
life of a seaman. In 1806 he made his
first voyage as- a sailor before the mast
on the ship Sterling, sailing from New
York with a cargo of flour for foreign
markets. After this he served for a
time as midshipman on the Vesuvius
and was later ordered to Oswego, N.
Y., with a construction party to build
a brig for service on Lake Ontario.
Then he was given charge of the gun
boat flotilla on Lake Champlaln and
was subsequently ordered to the Wasp.
In 1S11 he married a daughter of John
Peter DeLancey, of Westchester Coun
ty, N. Y., and resigned his position In
the navy to settle into a quiet, domes
tic life. In deference to his wife's
wishes he built his home in Westches
ter County on what was known as the
Angevine farm in the town of Scars-
dale, In which locality many stirring
events of the Revolution had taken
place. The impressions gained from
the historic associations surrounding
him here were of inestimable value to
him In the descriptive coloring of "The
Spy." There still remains standing
near Scarsdale the ruins of a chim
ney once within the Disbrow 'House,
wherein the original of Cooper's Har
vey Birch is said to have successfully
hid from his pursuers.
At 30 years of age James Fennimore
Cooper was following a quiet, common
place existence, and no thought of a
literary life had as yet entered his
mind. One day while reading an En
glish novel to his wife he half-jestingiy
remarked: "I believe I could write a
better story myself." His wife was
sure that be could and so encouraged
the Idea that he made the attempt His
initial work was "Precaution," a novel
In two volumes, published anonymous
ly In an Inferior manner during the
year 1S20. This first novel was In no
respects a sample of the author's tal
ent It dealt with high life In En
gland, a subject with which the writer
was personally unfamiliar, save
through the pages of fiction, and while
the venture can hardly be said to have
enabled him to taste of the sweets of
authorship. It had the effect of stimu
-
lating the desire to write. Its modest
success caused his friends to urge him
upon some -more familiar theme, and
remembering an interesting tale of a
spy that he had heard' some years be
fore from the lips of John Jay, be set
about putting It Into a story. "The
Spy" was the result and .during the
winter of 1821-22 the American public
awoke to the fact that It possessed a
novelist of its own, and the immediate
success of the book, which was un
precedented at the time. In the annals
of American literature, determined
Cooper's future career. . 1 --
The next five years witnessed : the
publication of some of his best works,
among them being "The Pioneers,"
"The Pilot" and "Lionel Lincoln." In
1826 his popularity had attained Its
zenith with the publication of "The
Last of the Mohicans." But with fame
came envy and uncharitableness from
his contemporaries at home .and
abroad. English reviewers claimed him.
as a native, fixing his birthplace In the
Isle of Man, and denounced him as a
renegade. Naturally of a head-strong
and combative disposition, he resented
the accusations and Insinuations thrust
upon him and in so doing could not
help but give offense to a large class.
His self-assertive manner made him
If Ik
A RELIC THAT RECALLS COCFER.
(Chimney of the Disbrow House in Mamaro
neck, which was-the hiding place of Har
vey Birch, a character in Cooper's The
Spy.)
enemies among men who could not un
derstand his nature. He made fre
quent visits to England, during which
his company was sought by the most
distinguished men of the time, and
during one of these visits he was un
willingly brought Into a controversy
over the economy and efficiency of the
United States government His utter
ances on this subject were miscon
strued and his - published letters
brought forth what now seems an al
together unexplainable bitterness
against their author.
As one of the most successful of au
thors, Cooper's fame Is assured. His
libel suits and controversies are for
gotten, his offensive criticisms are sel
dom read, and he Is remembered only
as the most brilliant and successful of
American novelists.
COMING TO AMERICA.
M. Paul Deroulede, Noted and Eccen
tric French. Agitator. .
The announcement that M. Paul De
roulede, the French political agitator.
is coming to this country to live has
caused no little interest among people
conversant with French politics. De
roulede has been prominent In his coun
try for more than three decades, as
dramatist hero, poet agitator, duelist
and deputy. He had gained some fame
as a dramatist when he went Into the
Franco-Prussian war. He was wound
ed at Sedan and was made a prisoner.
but escaped from Breslau and joined
the army of the Loire, with which he
fought throughout the campaign. In
1882 he founded the "Llgue des Pa
triotes," to keep alive in the breasts of
Frenchmen hatred of the Prussians
When Gen. Boulanger came to the
front Deroulede was his most enthusi
astic supporter. He became a member
of the Chamber of Deputies in 1889.
M. PAUL DEEOULEDE.
and the next year was forcibly ejected,
though but temporarily. -As an antl
Dreyfusard, he was a leader In the cri
sis of 1898 and 1899. His daring was
illustrated when at the election of
Emile Loubet to the Presidency he In
sulted the presiding officer and disturb
ed the ballot The same night he tried
te have the President kidnaped, his
purpose being, if he succeeded, to him
self occupy the Elysee. He was al
most successful.
The populace bas Idolized him. When
the deputies drove away from Ver
sailles on the day of the last Presiden
tial election, Loubet was greeted with
yells of "Resign! Resign!" Waldeck-
Rousseau, Brisson and Depny were sa
luted with some manifestation of re
spect Only Paul Deroulede was cheer
ed. His eccenticlties and the knowl
edge that he was an enemy of Dreyfus
are not likely to make him popular in
this country. But he will not seek no
toriety. A Franco-Canadian steamship
line Is to be created. It Is said, and he
Is to be the New York agent of the
company. Levi P. Morton's son-in-law.
the Due de Volencay Perigard, made
him the offer of this position.
Plenty of Protection.
Timid Guest Is there any precaution
taken here against fire?
Hotel Clerk Oh, yes; the place Is ful
ly Insured. Philadelphia Record.
Women are naturally tender hearted.
No woman ever deliberately stepped
on a mouse.
Man has very little use for advice
that doesn't confirm bis own opinion,
CSOOD
Short Stofic$
z t
"I, wonder what makes my eyes so
weak?" a fierce Radical once said to
Disraeli. "It Is because they are in a
weak place,,' was the reply. , ;
William Black was once the victim
of an'amusing typographical error. In
one of his books the heroine died of a
dose of opium; but the compositor got
In his fine work en the passage, and
when the novel appeared the first edi
tion stated that she died of a "dose of
opinion." - - :;
A well-known judge on a Virginia
circuit was recently reminded very
forcibly of his approaching baldness by
one of his rural acquaintances. "Jedge,"
drawled the farmer, "It won't be so very
long 'fo' youH hev to tie a string
around yer head to tell how. far up to
wash yer face."
A raw Irish volunteer, during the late
war In Cuba, was discovered by the ser
geant of his company in a hole, well
out of the way of even a stray shot
when he should have been engaged In
active service. "Get out of that hole!"
commanded the sergeant sternly; "get
out of It this minuter The broad Irish
face looked up at him with stubborn
resistance written on every feature.
Yon may be my superior officer," he
said, boldly, "but all the same, Ol'm
the wan that found thiB hole fir-rst!"
During the examinations given re
cently In the public schools, one of the
questions on the .civil government
paper for fifth grade pupils was as fol
lows: "What do you think of a man
who takes all the things the country,
the State and the city do for him, and
then tries. to get but of paying his
taxes?" On one paper the brief and suc
cinct answer was given: "He Is a low
man." It Is unnecessary to say that the
boy received the maximum of credits
for his very comprehensive answer. .
In her lecture on the stage In New
York recently," Clara Morris related
some mishaps in the theater to show
what self-control the . young actress
must exercise. One evening, she said,
she was playing "Camllle," when, dur
ing the scene with Armand, she discov
ered that the flower, the camelia, on the
giving of which the plot turned, was
missing from' her breast where it
should have been pinned. "I tried to
warn Armand," she related, "but he
was making love and did not hear. In
despair, I went across the room. There
was the supper-table, and on It a beau
tiful, bunch of; celery. It was the work
of a minute to wrench off some of the
greenest leaves. The poor man did not
know anything of what was coming.
You should have seen his mien when
I handed him the celery, saying, as my
part required: It Is a strange flower.'
'I agree with you,' he whispered back.
That was smart but unkind. When 1
said, 'Cherish It'; he gasped. When I
ended up with my last 'keep It,' he
nearly threw a fit He did not help me
out at alL. ,Bu.$ I got even withhlm. I
might have hid his exit but Instead I
swept away from him, leaving him
alone In the tenter of the stage, and
then in full view of the audience he had
to kiss the celery. Nowadays he cannot
smell that vegetable without thinking
of me." Miss Morris did not give away
the actor's name, but it was probably
Stuart Robson.
Won by Wit.
The University of Pennsylvania has
not as large funds at its command as
the authorities think to be necessary
in which respect it is not greatly differ
ent from other institutions of the same
kind. It finds the means to put up new
buildings and pay expenses through the
untiring energy of its provost Mr. Har
rison, whose little black subscription
book Is well known In many a Philadel
phia office.
Mr. Harrison was pleading persist
ently with a broker for a. subscription
not so very long ago, but without suc
cess. Finally the broker said:
"See here, Mr. Harrison, I will give
you something on one condition that
you promise not to come into my office
again until I ask you to do so."
"Certainly, Mr. T., I agree to that"
said the provost promptly, and walked
out smiling with a check for one thou
sand dollars. ,
A month or so later he heard a knock
at his door. "Come In!" be called, and
in walked Mr. Harrison. He had the
black book under his arm.
"Good-morning, Mr. T.," he seaid. "I
want you to help me with a little uni
versity matter 1 am "
p "Look here, Mr. Harrison!" the brok
er interrupted. ' "When I gave that last
thousand dollars wasn't it on the ex
press condition that you wouldn't come
Into my office again until I Invited
your .
"Why, yes," returned the provost "I
believe that was the understanding.
But didn't you say 'Come In!' just now
when I knocked?"
They say the check this time was for
five thousand.
They Were Attentive.
A clergyman, preaching in a country
church for the first time,-was delighted
to find the congregation very attentive,
and told the verger so after the ser
vice. The verger replied: "Lor bless you,
sir, we was all looking for you to dis
appear!" "Why, what do you mean?" said the
clergyman. -
"Well, sir, yon see, the pulpit Is rot
ten and hasn't been preached hi this
ten year or more." Pearson's Weekly.
Quite Sore.
Mother--Now, look here. Bob. You
know your father has strictly forbid
den you to eat any more of these dates,
and here I find another stone.
Bob Why, mother, sister must have
eaten that date; I did not throw that'
stone there.
Mother-Are you sure about It Bob?.
Bob Yes, mother, quite sure, be?!
cause l swauowea mine tsrooKlyn
Life.
Man may have been made to mourn.
but he always thinks he is being im-
portec" on
headache.
whenever his wife has a
, ; Fores f fUbit
- Wilbur," asked the patient little
lady who taught in the night - school,
"why is your writing so dreadfully np
and downt" . - . ; V-
"Don't know,'! answered Wilbur,
"less it's cause I run an elevator days."
- ' He Made No Mistake. ; C ;
"I sho did see Marse Tom's ghost
las' night," said the old family serv
ant. " "Are you sure of that?" he was
asked.. .- ;---r:v ..-.-v ; '
"Yes, suh aho' ez you stan'in' dart
I couldn't make no mistake,, kaxe be
gone straight to de Bideboard, whar de
ol jimmyjohn stay at, en de fust word
hesaywuz: 'Dam ef dat nigger ain't
been drinkin my licker ag'inl'
Atlanta Constitution.
For Postage Only.
We want you to try Monopole spices
so much that we are willing to send you
a can free if you will pay the postage.
Send two 2-cent stamps and your
grocers' name and we will send yon a
two ounce can of Monopole cayenne or
white pepper or ginger or other variety
you may select. After you try them
you'll agree with us that no other brand
on the market is so pure and strong.
Most grocers handle Monopole groceries.
Wadhams.dc Kerr Bros., Portland, Or.
Quite English.
Aunt Debby (viewing the city)
What doeB that sign, "Misfit Store,"
mean?
Uncle Abner (a close observer) I
s'pose that's where these 'ere angler
maniacs gets measured for clothes, so
folks'U think they was made in Lon
don. New York Weekly.
A Fine Library
Of 140 volumes of the best literature
is found on each of the Northern Paci
fic's "North Coast Limited" trainB.
Don't forget that these are the only
trains operated in the west that are
lighted throughout by electricity.
A Cat s Cradle.
A cat had taken up its abode and
nursed its litter of four kittens in the
fork of a tree 28 feet from the ground,
in the garden of Aid. Peace's residence
at Castle Hills, High Wycombe, Eng
land. The kittens were removed by
the gardener, but the cat speedily took
them up the tree again to their strange
birthplace. Exchange
CATARRH CANNOT Bl CURED
With local applications, as they eannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
yon must take Internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, and actsdirectly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and isa regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results In curing catarrh.
Bend for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo. O.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Willing to Compromise.
She Sir, if yen persist in making
love to me every time that you call I
eh all have to ask yon to discontinue
your visits.
He Darling, be my wife, and I'll
promise never to speak another word of
love to you as long as I live. Chicago
News.
"Where to Hunt and Ftsh."
Northern Pacific's new game book is
now ready for distribution. Illustra
tions of LIVE GAME a particular
feature. Four full pages from Seton
Thompson's drawings made specially for
this book. Send address with six cents
and book - will be mailed to you by
Chas. S. Fee, G. P. and T. A., St.
Paul, Minn.
Cultivation.
"I suppose you aim to make a very
cultivated young man of your boy,
Josh?"'
"Yes," answered Farmer Corntos
sel. "We're cultivatin' him the best
we can. Every now and then mcther ;
and me gives him a rakin' over."
Washington Star.
CITS PennanantlT Cured- pro tits sr nerronsnea
r 1 1 O after first ly' n.e of Tr. Klins's Great Mem
SMtorer. Send for PRE E8-J.00 trial bottle and treat,
is. ba.B.H.KuKB.Ltd..S3lAroh3UPiuladalphia.P
In Politics.
"He was too dignified to join in a
scamble for office." .
"And what has he new?"
"Nothing but his dignity." Brook
lyn Eagle.
Hamlin's Wizard Oil banishes pain ; it
does it a thousand times every day, and
has for over forty years I
All Provision Made.
"A man has Just dropped dead in the
ready-made clothing . department,"
said a new clerk in the big department
store, running up, excitedly, to the
floor walker.
"Have him taken to the cemetery lot
department with the undertaking an
nex, fourteenth floor," be replied,
briskly. Lippincott's Magazine.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature off
4m Fac-Slmile Wrapper Below.
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HairFalls
"I tried Ayer"s Hair Vigor to
stop my hair from falling. One
half a bottle cured me." -
J. C Baxter, Braidwood, in.
AyerV Hair Vigor is
certainly the most eco
nomical preparation of its
kind on the market. A
little of it goes a long way.
It doesn't take much of
it to stop falling of the
hair, make the hair grow,
and restore color to gray
hair. . StMaMtta. taints
If yoor drogs-lst eannot supply yon,
send OS on dollar and wo will express
you a bottle. Be sore andgWe the name
of your nearest express office. Address,
i. C AVER CO., Lowall, Uasa.
Two Great Facts.
She How many men owe their suc
cess in life to their wives?
i "Yes. And how many more men
owe their wi veB to their success in life."
WonderUnd1902
Is being called for from every part of
the country. Libraries, schools, read
ing rooms and homes all want the
Northern Pacific's latest. Send eix
cents for it to Chas. S. Fee, G. P. &
T. A. at St. Faul, Minn.
Good Boy.
Grandma Sakes alive, child 1 Don't
tell me you are chewing guml
Willie No, I ain't
Giandma That's a good boy. I'm
proud of you.
Willie It's tobacco. Chicago Daily
News.
New Method.
Jaspar I hear you have discharged
your cook. How did you manage it?
Jumppe I met her policeman on
the street and insulted him. New
York Sun. -
PRESERVE YOUR HEALTH
By looking carefully to the kind of grocer
ies you buy. If you want to be sure of the
result Insist upon Coffee, Spices, Baking
Powder and Canned Goods called
MONOPOLE.
Tf your grocer doesn't handle them, send
us his name.
WAD HAMS A KERR BROS., Portland.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can rive you the best bargains in Boilers
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. Bee ns before buying.
Buy the o. k. binder
The Best in the World.
The new McCormlck Bight-Hand Binder for
1902 has many novel and distinct features, rep
resenting all that Is newest and best in Binder
manufacture. It is built for clean work, quick,
perfect work. It is the Binder you want.
Call on the McCormlck agent, or CATA
LOGUE MAILED I'KKE, by -
A. H. BOYLAN,
Gen. Agt. McCormlck Harvesting Machine Co.
PORTLAND. OBROON.
Pkf . at Dealers. Mill. We Free 68-Psge Hand
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Parents desiring home Influences, beautiful
snrroundinjrs, perfect climate, careful super,
vision, and thorough mental, moral and phys
ical training for their boys, will find ail these
requirements fully met at Hoitt's School. Meiilo
fark, Sao Mateo County, Cat
Send for Catalogue.
Twelth year begins August 12th.
IRA U. HOirr. f h. 1 PrincipaL
Mitchell Wagon
Best on Earth
Because it Is made of the best material possible
to buy. The manufacturers absolutely pay ii
tots per cent above the market price of best
grades of wagon timber for the privilege of cul
ling over and skimming off the cream of the
wagon stock, which Is carried for to 6 years be
fore making up. which means an investment In
wood stock of nearly one million dollars.
MITCHELL Wagons are unsurpassed for
quality, proportion, finish, strength and light
running.
Why take chances on any other?
Why not get the best? A MITCHELL.
Mltchmli, Lmmelm M S t araw Co.
Portland. Seattle. Spokane. Boise.
Agents Everywhere.
Austin
Well Machines
GET WATER OR OIL
ANYWHERE.
BEALL & CO..
Gen, Agts.
208
Front St.
Portland, Or
Survivors of Indian Wars or Widows of
Such rs are Deceased:
By recent act of congress you have a claim for
pension at the rate ol fs.od per month. Send to me
for application. Address T. W. Tallmadse, Wam
Ington, D. C. A PenBion Attorney for forty yeais.
Old Indian War Pensions
Congress has just passed a law granting pen
slons to the survivors and to the widows of de
ceased soldiers of the Oregon, Washington and
California Indian wars of 1&47 to 1866. Full in
formation will be sent by Byington & Wilson,
No. 728 Seventeenth Street, VVaahington, D. C,
or" Branch office No. 442 Parrott building, San
Francisco., Cal. Fees limited by law.
Cfinnlf We guarantee to help
WlippiCS, you. We have largest
I nnL f-f T factory west of Chicago
1-.UVIY ,cl 5 making artificial limbs,
braces, deformity apparatus and all kinds crip
plea' supplies. Latest goods, bcitt made. Write
us and we'll show you latest appliance for your
case.
Western Aluminum Artificial Limb Co.
227) Washington St. 110,'i Second St.
Portland, Oregon.
SPRINGSTEEN MEDICINE CO.
S16 Alisky hide. Third and Morrison Sts.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
The merits of the Springsteen Medicine Cent
pany are well known. Both Male and Female
Complications, many which have bajllcd medi
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potency of these medicines. To those who
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will be provided. Satisfaction or money back,
Summer Resolutions
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mentioB tms paper.
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mml fA U Pistemper or Pink Bye with Prussian Hhavb
VlIUns Powdbrs. They ARE A GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER
AND CONDITIONER, a sure cure for all ailments from which heaves
anse CURED 34 HORSES.
lhave been using Prussian Heave Powder the past eight months and In that
time have cured 1 1 horses of Heaves 14 of Distemper and 9 of Chronic Cough.
Xhe Prussian Bemediss have gained a great reputation in this section.
Book. Prussian Kemedy Co., Sf Paul, Minn.
25 SO
ALL DRUGGISTS.
taste rood. Eat them like candy. They
remove any bad taste in the mouth, leav
ing the breath sweet and perfumed. It is
a pleasure to take them, and they are
liked especially by children,
sweeten the stomach by cleansing the
mouth, throat and food channel. That
means, they stop undigested food from
souring; in the stomach, prevent gas form
ing in the bowels, and kill disease germs
of any kind that breed and feed in the en
tire system.
are purely vegetable and contain no mer
curial or other mineral poison. They con
sist of the latest discoveries In medicine,
and form a combination of remedies tin
equaled to make the blood pure and rich,
and make clean skin and beautiful com
plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up
the lazy liver. They do not merely softea
the stools and cause their discharge, but
strengthen the bowels and put them into
lively, healthy condition, making their ac
tion natural.
never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos
itively and never cause any kind of uncom
fortable feeling. Taken regularly they make
the liver act regularly and naturally as it
should. They keep the sewerage of the body
properly moving and keep the system clean.
Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth
ers. If the mother eats a tablet, it makes
her milk mildly purgative and has a mild
but certain effect on the baby. In tills way
they are the only safe laxative for the
nursing Infant.
taken patiently, persistently, will cure any
form of constipation, no matter how old or
how often other remedies have failed. They
are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case,
or purchase money will be cheerfully re
funded. cost 10c, 25c, 60c a box. Samples sent free
for the asking. We publish no testimonials
but sell Cascarets on their merit under ab
solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a
box to-day, or write us for free samples
and booklet.
iMna STakUSS BlllOt CO., CHICAGO r trn TOBg.
to any reader of this paper who will re.
any attempt of substitution, or sale of
just as good" when Cascarets are called
convict. Ail correspondence conndentiiL