Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, March 25, 1902, Page 4, Image 4

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    Hood's Sarsaparilla
Has won success far beyond the effect
of advertising only.
The secret of its wonderful popular
ity is explained by its unapproachable
Merit.
Based upon a prescription which
cured people considered incurable,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Unites the best known vegetable rem
edies, by such a combination, propor
tion and process as to have curative
power peculiar to itself. v
Its cures of scrofula, eczema, psori
asis, and every kind of humor, as well
as catarrh and rheumatism prove
Hood's Sarsaparilla
the best blood purifier ever produced.
Its cures of dyspepsia, loss of appe
tite and that tired feeling make it the
greatest stomach tonic and strength
restorer the world has ever known.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Is a thoroughly good medicine. Begin
to take it TODAY. Get HOOD'S.
Generous.
Mr. Newlywed (solicitously) And
how did you get along with the butcher,
love?
Mrs. Newlywed Oh, splendidly.
He is such a generous man, Mortimer.
When I order a four pound roast he
always sends me one weighing six 01
seven.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
His Quick Retort.
Thejady Yes; it's only men that
turn tramps. Why aren't women idie?
The Tramp Because most of them
are busy bodies, mum.
Are Ton Using- Allen's Foot-Km-ef
It U the only care for Swollen, Smarting,
Burning, Sweating Feet, Corn end Bunion-.
Ask for Allen's Foot-Esse. a powder to by
shaken into the shoes. At all DrnrelBtj and
Shoe Stores, 25c. 8am pie sent FREE. Address
Allen B. einmed, LeRoy. V. Y.
Cautious.
Small Man Yes, sir; he's a con
temptible scoundel, and I told him so!
Big Man Did he knock you down
Small Man No, I told him through
the telephone.
Tir' Hnre cannot be too hishlv spoken
of as a couch cure. J. W. O'Bbibw. 323
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
6, 1900.
The Careful Sportsman.
Jimson Where are you going?
Bilson Only for a day's shooting.
Jimson Great snakes! With that
car load of freight?
Bilson These boxes contain books
the largest and most complete compen
dium of the game laws of the state.
don't want to shoot anything out of
season.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
An Acceptable Neighbor.
Blizzer How does your wife like
that lady who moved in next door?
Buzzar Oh. all right! She hasn't
as many gowns as my wife.
Stop guessing 1 Try a certain cure for
painful ailments by getting at once a
inhibit; ui uniuui a mmmu v.
Cause Enough.
Housekeeper Why did you leave
your last place?
Servant Faith, the lady and her
husband was always quarrelin.
"What did they quarrel about?"
"Bekase I wouldn't lave till me two
weeks was up."
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X HOW I Im thm Time to USE IT.
Not Noticeable.
Willie Why, Uncle Jake, how you
must have changed!
Uncle Jake What do you mean,
Willie?
"Papa says the other morning you
had a terrible head on you.
AMI
There is a certain
disease that hat
come down to ui
throuph tnanv cen
Disease
tunes ana is
. ' .
older than
hiatorr itself.
yet very few
outside of
those who have learned from bitter ex
perience know anything of its nature or
lharacteristics. At first a little ulcer ot
ant- arm9r ttltfMl trlnrnl nf the CCCS1 Ot
rroins swell ; pimples break out on the
Dreasi, nacx or some owcr pari m u
body and fill with yellow pustular matter ;
the mouth and throat become sore and
the tongue is at all times badly coated.
Headaches are frequent, and muscles and
Joints throb and hurt, especially during
in -r weather. These are some of
the symptoms of that most loathsome of
diseases, contagious moou. ruuou.
in is strange pois
ContCagiOtlS on does not affect
Blood Poison "Iff' '3K
u. ,, At If within a short time after
being inoculated, while others show but
slight evidence ot any uunc iot a long
tim. ftr nnoiiuc. hut its tendency in
every case is to complete destruction of
the physical system, sooner or later.
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for
this bad disease the only antidote for
: 1 Tf .MrM fnntcrirma
Blood Poison in every form and stage
. . . . i c" o
thoroughly ana permanently. s. o. o.
contains no Mercury, Potash or other
k.-mf.il min.rl hut is stnctlv and
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer
JI ,000.00 reward lor prooi mw v
wwrA. whloh was estao-
ww. llahedweara ao
OKPAJTMSMTt i doing- noble
work in relle-rlngr Buffering". Give out
phyaiolana a abort history of your case
" m , i Tha will eoat
sua hu.u ... .
won nothinjr, and what you say wffl ij
halt in atriotest confidence.. With
shelf help and a copy of our book oa
.. i - t.y,A Pnlaoa en can
snsmavsje your own ease and sure yonr.
MU at borne.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlaata, Gfc
I Heat Couch djrnix T&suss Good. Vm
M. Floresco has communicated to w
Academy of Sciences at Paris proof
that there Is a fixed relation between
the quantity of Iron in the liver of ani
mals and the color of their skin and
hir Animals of dark hair contain
nearly twice the amount of Iron and
pigments in the Uver and skin as those
of white hair.
Prof. W. W. CamnbelL the Director
of the Lick Observatory. In summing
up the results of the observations and
photographs made by. the party sent
from that observatory to study the to
tal eclipse of the sun In Sumatra last
May. says that the general conclusion
to be drawn Is that the coronal struc
ture surrounding the sun Is made up or
matter, probably very finely divided,
ejected from the surface of the sun
with great velocities, just as we have
matter ejected, now and wen, worn
terrestrial volcanoes, with compara
tively small velocities.
Few persons have any conception ot
the tremendous degree of heat repre
sented In the sun, just as they are Ig-
nroant, as a rule, that it is nyarogeu
gas that, blazing in the sun, keeps tne
universe of life existent. An astron
omer has just given some interesting
details respecting the temperature of
the sun. He asserts that the mean tem
perature is about 6,200 degrees centi
gradeapproximately 11,200 degrees
Fahrenheit. Of such a degree or neat
one can form no adequate conception.
Of the total heat the earth receives, of
course, only a very small proportion.
The rest belongs to space and is shared
by other worlds than this.
Men sometimes dream of enormous
wealth stored in the earth, below the
reach of miners, but according to the
statements of Prof. C. R. Van HIse at
the Denver meeting of the American
Association for the Advancement ot
Science, there is little or no ground to
believe that valuable metallic deposits
lie very deep in thejearth's crust Such
deposits, he said, are made hy under
ground waters, and owing to the pres
sure on the rocks at great depths, the
waters are confined to a shell near the
surface. With few exceptions, ore de
posits become too lean to repay work
ing below 3,000 feet. Nine mines in
ten, taking the world as a whole, are
. . . i
poorer in tne second tnousauu ibbv
than In the fierst thousand, and poorer
yet In the third thousand than In the
second.
In September the hunters and trap
pers of the Yukon start out for their
long winter sojourn in the midst of
the snowy and pathless woods and
along the banks of frozen rivers and
streams. Bears, beavers, otters, mints,
martens, foxes, wolves and wolever-
ene all ran oerore tneir rines or are
caught in their traps, and the man who
can accumulate a good store of tne
furs of any of these animals Is well re
warded for his hard winter's work.
But the greatest prize, which all seek
and comparatively few get, is the rare
black fox, of which only about half a
dozen are killed in a season, whose soft
robe is worth from $200 to $300 to the
trapper who takes It From twenty
five to forty silver-gray foxes are
caught in a season; their pelts bring
from f 100 to $200 apiece. The prices
of bear pelts vary from f 10 to $25; or
beaver, from $3.60 to $7; of mink, from
$1.50 to $3; of marten from $3.50 to
$12, and of otter from $4 to $8.
NO CHANGE IN ALMANACS.
Same Style, Same Subject Blatter in
Them for Many Generations.
What I'd like to see." remarked the
druggist on the corner, "Is a family al
manac filled with half-tone pictures, it
would be a novelty to soothe the eyes
and mind. We, who have gone through
many years at this business and have
had ample time to digest the countless
free almanacs devoted to the relief of
all bodily ills and 'sure guides to
health,' know the average almanac
from cover to cover. The wood-cuts
that decorate some of them were made
for our granddaddles and are as fa
miliar to their fading visions as they
are Interesting to our own children,
recall perfectly the almanac of by
boyhood.
"After giving the church days and
cycles of time, with the eclipses for the
vear and the best time during that
term In which to observe the planets,
It had an address to the sick and a ta
ble showing the mean time of diges
tion of the different articles of diet
Then followed a choice variety of an
cient jokes. Interspersed with the sun
and moon phases for every month, each
day being marked with such phenom
ena and Important events, such as
Swedenborg born' or 'Kansas admit
ted.' At the head of each month was a
woodcut representing some timely re
minder or scene of the month men
tioned. For Instance, January was
generally depicted with snow-covered
ground and woodsmen felling huge
trees. February showed the farmers
threshing grain fn an open barn,
March displayed the arrival of the
seeds and April the sowing of them,
For May we bad a woman and chil
dren working In the garden planting
potted flowers and in Jnne the farmers
were gathering the first of their crop,
July showed a boy fishing In a pond.
with a stately house and fine-looking
windmill at his back. August Illus
trated the gra'n-cutting time and Sep
tember gathering of apples, pears and
other tree fruit Then came the har
vest ef corn for October, a shooting
scene for chilly November and a warm
fireside with a giant Christmas tree
for bleak December.
"The odd thing now about this old
fashioned almanac is this: Oo over to
the next drug store you meet and pick
up the first almanac you can lay hands
to. You will be surprised to note the
marked similarity between the old and
the new. The latter Is made up of the
features I have mentioned as being in
the old, even to the "unsolicited testi
monials selected rrom thousands re
ceived,' the table for foretelling the
weather throighout each year, and
perhapa the latest postage laws.
"It Is said that everything changes In
this blessed world of ours." said the
Mail and Express, "but I have never
known the average almanac to shed Its
old-time Ideas. .... That la why I sigh for
a modern almanac with half-tone pic
tures.' " r "-
AT SHORT RANGE,
Trn African Iiion Killed at
First Shot.
An Englishman who lived many years
in Africa relates a thrilling experience
which befell his family there. Hia
home at the time was in the edge of
the Transvaal wilderness, and it was
there that the event occurred.
One evening about dusk my wife and
child were sitting on the veranda of
the bungalow.. 1 was engaged a few
rods away, putting the finishing toncn
es to a bit of wagon-repairing. The
servants were at the rear of the house.
It was one of those peculiarly quiet
evenings when nothing seems to break
the stillness.
Suddenly I felt, rather than saw.
something moving near the veranda. I
looked more closely, and to my horror
perceived an enormous lion stealing
along the ground In the direction of my
wife and child. My wife saw the crea
ture at the same instant and despite
her terror, fortunately remained per
fectly motionless and silent
Scarcely knowing what to do, I hasti
ly crept toward the side of the bunga
low to the open window of my room,
where I knew a loaded rifle was leaning
azainst the wall. I cllmoed in at the
window, seized the rifle and leaped by
another window out upon the veranda.
There was no time to think; the lion
was within a few feet of my dear ones
and crouching for a spring. -1 called
softly to my wife not to move, and then
fired.
The ball passed directly over my
boy's head and lodged in the forehead
of the lion. Immediately above the eyes.
and stretched him on the ground.
There was an instant of fearful sus
pense, men l nrea again, uui me sec
ond bullet was not necessary, ror tne
lion had been killed at the first shot
MAN WHO WROTE G0 'WAY
BACK AND SIT DOWN."
"It is wholly inspiration," said Elmer
Bowman, the author of "Go 'Way Back
and Sit Down."
Mr. Bowman is a
negro. He was born
Denver and lives
In New York.
"Ever since I could
first remember I
was humming live
ly airs of my own
and putting words
to them which were
funny everybody
J laughed at them.
anyway. And so
when I wenf to
New York I deter
mined to make use
of my talents, and
I have done so.
"When my mas
terpiece, 'Go 'Way
Back and Sit
ELMEB BOWMAIt.
Down, was incubating I practically
ostracised myself from family and
friends. Great subjects cannot be
treated lightly. I felt the inspiration
in me to compose something that would
enter into and become a part of the lit
erature of music, and I gave myself to
it as only the artist can.
I have, however, turned out some
other compositions of which, I believe,
have reason to feel proud. There Is,
for instance, the lyric, 'I've Got Chick
en on the Brain,' which has become so
popular In New York. That came to me
one evening after I had returned from
a birthday party. I recognized in it at
once as material for a classic, and I
gave my whole mind to the production.
The success it has achieved fully re
pays me for the brain work I expended
on It"
A Genial Encounter.
The tsar's last visit to France has
filled the French papers with reminis
cences of his former stay.
One day he drove incognito to the
house of Lou bet, then president of the
senate, and while his companion went
In to announce the visit, be amused
himself by putting bis head out of the
window and looking at the people who
passed.
A whistling street boy approached
and recognized him, in spite of the
plainness of his equipage. He stopped.
took off his cap and said, cheerfully.
"Good day, sir! How is the empress?"
The tsar was naturally surprised, but
he replied, with a smile:
"Thanks, young man. The empress
Is quite well, and has enjoyed the trip
very much."
The boy seemed glad to hear it, nod
ded, and went whistling away. The
tsar said, in telling the story, that he,
thus cordially accosted, was the only
one of the two to be embarrassed.
Mrs. Whitman a Successful Rancher.
Mrs. C. N. Whitman, of Denver,
Colo., owns the largest ranch of any
woman In the world. It is located in
Texas,' near Tascosa, and Is called the
L. S. ranch, after Lucien Scott, the first
UIIUIW1 . i
IW 'w lin
owner. The rancn is winy miies to actj j gntgred the room hastily and
square and Is devoted entirely to cattle j crled: QaiCk, quick! The fire extin
ralsing. Mrs. Whitman makes her . -nj-h-rt where is It? Never mind
home In Denver, Utbough she Is ab-
sent a great deal, both at tne ranch ana
In Europe. Mrs. Whitman understands
the management of the ranch thorough-
ly. When down there she rides over
it from day to day on horsebacK, and
keeps herself thoroughly Informed as
to its needs. She knows both ends of
the business; how to raise cattle and
how to sell them profitably.
He Tumbled. .
"Ha! ha!" laughed Willie. "I chuck
ed a bananer skin in front of de teach
er." "I don't see any joke in that," spoke
up his mother.
"Don't you? Well, he tumbled all
right, all right."
Why He Excelled the Typewriter.
"I can take 100 words a minute," said
the shorthand writer.
"I often take more than that," re
marked the other, in sorrowful ac
cents; "but then I have to. I'm mar
ried." A man will talk for his interests, even
If it Is necessary for him to say, that
black la white.' -
Why not bo eccentric by praising peo
HIS MAJESTY'S AUTOMOBILE.
Description of the Lvxarioaa Vehicle
Ordered for Kins Edward. -
In his majesty the King of England
motoring possesses one -of its keenest
supporters.
. Since the days of the English-built
Daimler, which was his majesty's In- j
itial experiment in motor ownership, i
quite a number of cars have passed
through the gates of Saadringham for
his use. but his interest In this form
of locomotion Is unabated. '
The majority of his cars, ' however,
have been Coventry ; Daimlers, in the
selection of which bis majesty has set
the very necessary example of encour
aging the home Industry. The last car
supplied him was a great roomy, com
fortable vehicle, principally destined
for nge at shooting parties and similar
functions, and known as the beaters
car. This, however. Is entirely over
shadowed by the splendid carriage
which they are building for him at the
present moment' particulars of which
are now published for the first time.
The car. whjch Is a Coventry Daimler,
will be fitted with a 22-horse power,
four-cylinder motor, running at a nor
mal speed of 720 revolutions. - It Is de
signed to carry sufficient petrol for a
run of 150 miles; is fitted with both
electric and tube Ignition and is gear
ed up to twenty-four miles an hour.
The car is nnauestionably the most
luxurious ever constructed, the body
differing materially from the ordinary
form.
The tonneau. which is of the roomiest
and most comfortable description, Is
designed to hold . six passengers and
the seats are built considerably above
the two in front intended for the use
of the mechanician and an attendant,
in order that the passengers may ob
tain an uninterrupted view ahead. The
seats are rounded and are fitted with
fine gauze curtains on either side,
which may be drawn at will.
While effectually protecting the royal
party from the dust they are sufficient
ly transparent to allow of an uninter
rupted view of the scenery on all sides,
At the back of the tonneau glass win
dows extend from the door upward to
the canopy and form a further protec
tion against dust, that arch-enemy of
the motorist,
The whole of the coach work, says
the London Mail, which Is of the fin
est possible description, will be paint
ed in the royal colors.
DOGS AS SCOUTS
Would Be Useful in Fighting- Native
. of Jungle Countries.
Captain Steele, of the Sixth Infan
try, after an experience of the condi
tions of warfare- in the Philippines,
strongly urges that dogs should be at
tached to the army. In the Army and
Navy Journal he expresses the opin
ion that dogs are the only scouts that
can secure a small detachment against
ambush on
the trails hrough these
tropical jungles.
The bush is so dense that flankers
are out of the question; and trails are
so crooked and over such rough ter
ritory that the point, at one or two
hundred yards, is out of sight of the
main party: The Insurgents, lying in
ambush usually, or often, let the point
pass and open With a volley upon the
wagons and main body of the escort.
They open from apparently
impene-
trable jungle,
thirty to two
ana at a range rrom
hundred yards. They
fire one or two volleys, then usually
run awav. Sometimes never a man
of them can be seen.
The dogs, pointers or hounds, would
need little training. Their instincts
for hunting and sniffling in every hole
and corner would be sufficient to jus
tify their use.
Captain Steele possesses a dog nam
ed Done, and asserts that up to the
date of writing no detachment with j
which it has been out has fallen into
an ambuscade.
"He went with us last winter on
General Schwan's long southern cam
paign," says Captain Steele, "andj
lived for more than a month on scraps
of hard bread and bacon. He covered
six times as much ground every day
as any man of the column, and is the
friend of every soldier in my battal
ion." Expoeing; a Fraud.
Dishonest holders of accident insur
ance policies frequently put the com
panies' physicians to needless trouble
by claiming damage for trifling hurts,
which under the law entitle them to
nothing. Some deliberately practice
fraud, says a physician quoted in the
Atlanta Journal, and pretend to 'have
ailments when they are sound in ev
ery part.
A few days ago, says the physician,
I was summoned to a hospital to ex
amine a man who pretended to have
had his hearing totally destroyed by
the premature explosion of a blast.
I had an Idea from the start that the
man was shamming, but all the tests
that I could apply seemed to show
that he was stone deaf. Still I was not
satisfied, and resolved to try a little
strategy.
! nnachinsr the nurse beforehand how
i deaf mant Save yourself!"
i hoth rushed to the door:
. t t- was quicker than we
d o out Defore us. He had
j Bease however, to realize
.. . was Dp anj he never
appeared again.
Safely Sailed Million Miles.
One of the largest sailing vessels In
the world is the California clipper Roa
noke, which sails out of New York har
bor. Her captain Is J. A. Amesbury,
one of the oldest merchant skippers
sailing the sea. but still hale and hearty
and good for many years more. For
nearly forty years he has been a cap
tain, sailing under the American flag.
Since first going to sea he has sailed
in American vessels "l.uuu.uuu miles
of sea. four-times the span from earth
to moon." the record. It will be remem
bered, of Kipling's "dour Scotch engin-
oor" Me Andrews. Ana ne never once
has been wrecked!
First American Postoffice.
The first postoffice in the country
was that of New York, established by
the act of Parliament In 110.
You can get encouragement In many
Sho tells all suf faring
owed of Ovarian
"Dbas Mbs. Pttkham: When I wrote to you a few months
ago I had been Buffering from inflammation of the ovaries and
womb for oyer eighteen months. I had a continual pain and
soreness in my back and side. I believe my troubles were caused
by overwork and lifting some years ago. Life was a drag to me
and I felt like giving up. I had several doctors, but they did me
little good. I began to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
Eouna four months ago and am in better health to-day than I
aye been for years. All my pains are gone. a Your vegetable
Compound has made me well. I recommend it to all suffering
women.'' Mrs. 8. J. Watson, Hampton, Va.
When tbere is one remedy that is sure, and
hundreds of thousands ot -women know from ex
perience is reliable, is it wise to experiment with
untried and comparatively unknown medicines?
REWARD
An Easy One.
"Sleepless" wants to know: "What
would you give a dog to prevent its
barking at night?"
"Give it away."
In Doubt
Bildad Did the size of her pile make
you hesitate?
Perkins Yes. For a long time I
didn't know how much she had.
A Plausible Theory.
She I wonder why a man's
hair
turns gray before his beard.
He Oh, that is easily explained.
There is usually about 20 years' differ
ence in their respective ages.
Realistic.
Grimes What do you think of
Landsman'i marine novel?
Hurley It is the most perfect thing
I ever got hold of. It actually is sur
oharveA with the sea. I was sick be-
fore had read threo pagea 0f it.
It Is Running Down.
"I should advise," said th polite
croupiler, as he raked in another stack
of Tjord Rosslvn's blue checks, "that
you take something for your system
Grasshoppers In South Wales
Grasshoppers are so great a plague at
Hay. New South Wales, that they or
genre all the street lamps at nignt,
leaving tne town in total aarxness
Woman in Responsible Position.
Miss Belle MacKinnon, of Utica, N.
I Y., has been admitted as a partner by
her brother in his large knitting mills,
and has charge ot z.uuu employes
Worth Makes the Price.
"Divorces," said the man who want
ed to talk and philosophize, "cost more
than marriages."
"Certainly," said the practical man
The Game of Fame.
Scribbs Do vou think your new
novel will sell?
Stubbs Sell? Yes, sir-ee ; I've hired
a Chicago man to come forward, and
claim the plot. Detroit Free Press.
Limited Ambition.
He I suppose you wouldn't think of
marrying a man unless he could anord
to eive vou a yacht?
She Oh, I don't know, it 1 really
loved him I would be satisfied with a
little smack occasionally.
GATABBH CA5NOT, BK CUBED
With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to cure it
you most take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure la taken internally, and actsdirectly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. U ail's Ca
tarrh Cure Is not a quack medieine. It was
prescribed by one of tha best physicians in this
country for years, and is a regular prescription.
It is composed ox me cost ionics Known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting; di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two inrredients is what pro
duces raoh wonderful results In carina catarrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. JU., rroprs., loieuo, v.
Sold by druggists, price 76c
Balls Family HUs are the best.
t 1
The Cynic.
"The number of people who speak
English," said the amateur statistician,
"is now 116,000,000."
"It is a wonder," said the cynic,
"some of them do not . find their way
on to the stage."
Health
" For 25 years I have never
missed taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla
every spring. It cleanses my
bleed, makes me feel strong, and
does me good in every way.
John P. Heanette, Brooklyn, N.Y.
Pure and rich blood
carries new life to every
part of the body. You
are invigorated, refreshed.
You feel anxious to be
active. Youbecome strong,
steady,courageous. That's
what Ayer's Sarsaparilla
will do for you.
Ufaksttts. AJlsnnlsts.
Ask mrKt what he thinks of ajeCa
aansiarUla. Ha knew 1I abort this gran
oloferatlr medicine. Follow bis adTlceaad
w. will b. -ffifamm Co. LoweU.
womoa how mho was
Inflammation by
We have deposited with
tha National City Bank,
of Lynn, $5,000, which
will be said to ut oefw
son who caa find that the above testimonial
letter is not ireaatne, or was published before
obtaining the writer's special permission.
LYOU R. FrNKHAM StBDICIHB CO.
The Part He Took.
The Don And what part did you
take in this disgraceful proceeding of
holding Mr. Waters under the pump?
Undergrad (modestly) His left leg,
sir. r"
Unexpected Happening.
Caller Is the editor in?
The Imp Nope. Gone home.
"Not ill. I hope?"
"Nope. Wife telephoned baby was
asleep. Went home to see what it
looked like.
Simple When You Know.
"I was up in the mill district today
Frightfully noisy up there."
"That's right. I've got a friend who
lives up there. He can't hear himself
talk in his house."
"My! Boiler shop next door?"
"No. He's deaf and dumb."
Prostrate With Rheumatic FeTer Six
Times Within Twenty Tears.
This was the case of Mr. Eli Wilt
shire, of Landsdowne Terrace, Calne,
Wis., who, during this time, suffered
the most intense agony. He writes:
"I heartily endorse the testimonials
which you publish of St. Jacobs Oil as
a pain killer, for I have been a sufferer
from xheumatism and kindred com
plaints at different times during the
last twenty years. I have been laid
prostrate with rheumatic fever six times
during that period, therefore I consider
I know something about rheumatism
During all of these twenty years I have
tried various advertised rheumatic rem'
edies, oils, ointments and embrocations
None of tLem gave me relief, but when
I tried St. Jacobs Oil I found it eased
the pain almost immediately, and has
done for me what all other remedies
Dut together never began to do.
"I could give you several cases that
have been cured, which have come un
der my notice, and through my recom
mendation : one of toothache, one of
faceache and one of sore throat.
"I have recommended St. Jacobs Oil
and shall continue to do so by every
means in my power, as I consider you
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Trying to Explain.
"Josiar," said Mrs. Corntassel,
"what is these neglijay shirts I see
advertsed in the bargain sales?"
"Well, they ain't quite so prim an'
scratchy as a b'iled shirt. I reckon a
neglijay is what you might call a soft
b'iled shirt."
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