Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, March 11, 1902, Page 4, Image 4

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    March
April May
There is a best time for doing
everything that is, a time when a
thing can be done to the l?st ad
vantage, most easily and mo.st t-f-fectively.
Now is the.le.t time
for purifying your blood. Why ?
Because your system is now trying
to purify it you know this by the
pimples and. other eruptions that
have come on your face and body.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Are the medicines to take they do
the work thoroughly and agreeably
and never fail to do it.
Hood's are the medicines you
have always heard recommended.
I cannot recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla
too highly as a Bprin? medicine. When we
take it in the spring we all feel belter through
the summer." Mrs. 8. H. Neal, McCrays, Pa.
HcmtPm Sarmaparllla promlmom to
euro mnd kmmprn thm promlme.
What He May Have Meant.
Mrs. Punkington Emmy writes that
her rich New York feller takes her out
to his country place ev'ry evenin' an'
gives her a "ride on his drag.
Amos Punkington Gosh! It beats
all what girls will do when they git
citified. You wouldn't ketch Emmy
ridin' on no drag hereto hum. Judge.
I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
sared my life three years ago. Mrs. Thos.
Bobbins Maple street, Norwich, N. Y.,
Feb. 17, 1900.
The Ring to Blame.
Con Seet Diamond engagement rings
are, very evidently, not fashionable
any more.
Ascum What makes you think so?
Con Seet I offered one to Miss Rox
ley last night, and she wouldn't have
it at all. Philadelphia Press.
Are Ton Using Allen's Foot-Ease?
It is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting,
Burning, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions.
Ask for Allen's Koot-Ease, a powder to be
shaken into the shoes. At all DruggiFts and
Shoe Stores, 2"c. Ham pie sent FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy. N. Y.
Why He Drinks,
Blinks When you are tempted to
take liquor, think of your wife at home.
Jinks I do. That's what drives me
to drink. Baltimore World.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
Doubly Answered.
"Do you object to cigarette smoke?"
asked Young Softleigh, as he prepared
to light one of the undertaker's de
lights. "Really, I don't know," replied Miss
Cutting. "No gentleman ever smoked
one in my Dresence." Chicago News.
WELL LIGHTED STORES.
The M. &. M. Arcs are Causing Quite a Stir.
Nothing is more annoying than a
poorly lighted store. From the time of
old tallow dips millions of people have
been bothered by insufficient light when
the evening comes. But now it seems
the whole question is settled by the
beautiful, brilliant, economical '"'M &
M" Arc Lamps that are becoming so
popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to C. W. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
You'll be glad you wrote. Agents are
wanted in every town.
She's Prepared to Conquer.
When a girl gets a rose in her hair
and a white crocheted thing on her
head she is armed for anything she
might meet in society. Atchison
Globe.
X TESTED AMD TRUE-OUARANTEEot
J MOW I la thm Tlmm to USE IT.
Trying Situation.
Miss Amateur Can't you give me
a part with more speaking in it?
Theatrical manager For what
reason?
Miss Amateur Well, before going
on the stage I belonged to a woman's
debating club, and not having a chance
to say much, goes very ill with me.
Ohio State Journal.
THE OFFSPRING
OF HEREDITARY
BLOOD TAINT.
Scrofula is but a modified form of Blood
Poison and Consumption. The parent
who is tainted by either will see in the
cnua tne same disease
manifesting itself in
the form of swollen
glands of the neck, and
throat, catarrh, weak
eyes, offensive sores
and abscesses and of
tentimes white Swell
ing aim livtii
Scrofula. There mZyfrfgS3l
be no external sierns for VSv--
a long time, for the disease develops slowly
in some cases, but the poison is in the
blood and will break out at the first favor
able opportunity. S. S. S. cures this wast
ing, destructive disease by first purifying
and building up the blood and stimulating
and invigorating the whole system.
J. M. Seals, 115 Public Square. Nashville. Tenn.,
jays : "Tea years ago my daughter fell and cut
her forehead. Front this wound the glands on
the side of her face became swollen and bursted.
Some of the best doctors here and elsewhere
attended her without any bene6t. We decided
to try S. S. S., and a few bottles cured her en
tirely." makes new and pure
blood to nourish and
strengthen the bodv.
and is a positive and
safe cure for Scrofula.
It overcomes all forms of blood poison, j
whether inherited or acquired, and no j
remedy so thoroughly and effectively j
cleanses the blood. If you have any j
blood trouble, or your child has inherited
some blood taint, take S. S. S. and get !
the blood in good condition and prevent j
the disease doing further damage. !
Send for our tree book and write our
physicians about your case. We make no
charge whatever for medical advice.
vTHE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GA.
I Beat uoosQ &jTurx tmu uooo. use 1
in um, toii rr oniffpws.
SCIENCE HAS A DIVINING ROD
THAT SHAMES "WITCH HAZEL."
Science has armed herself with a di
vining rod which cannot be open to the
suspicion which has ever attached to
the pronged twig of wltchhazeL A
simple apparatus has been devised for
the locating of ores and mineral-bearing
rock and eatth.
The new device pretty nearly elimin
ates the element of chance in mining
operations The principle Involved is
that a veirfof ore is a better conductor
of electricity than the earth around It
Two steel rods are connected with
each other, with an electric battery,
and with a delicate Instrument which
measures the resistance of the circuit
The rods are driven Into the ground,
and a I'.ght current is sent through the
connecting wire. The current, to com
plete its circuit must travel through
the earth from the end of one rod to the
end of the other. The resistance of the
earth Is noted, and the rods are moved
to any positions. This is repeated until
THE ELECTRIC DIVIJtlXG BOD.
a marked reduction of resistance Is
noted. Then the operators know that
one or both of the steel rods are over
or nearly oyer a body of mineral. By
repeated shifting, the location of the
mineral is narrowed down until the
vein of ore can be mapped out with ab
solute accuracy.
Minerals have been located at a depth
of 500 feet, and the operators of the de
vice say that, so far ns they know, there
need be no limit to the depth at which
they can work.
A stream with peculiar properties
flows near Tucson, Ariz. Wood and
vegetables and other soft substances
thrown into it become petrified. It Is
customary for visitors to leave pota
toes iu it for a few weeks enclosed In
wire receptacles and find them turned
to stone.
The women of Finland of the lower
classes perform arduous labor that In
other countries Is usually assigned to
males. They wheel handcarts and bar
rows of various descriptions containing
heavy burdens. They also sweep the
streets, act as boatmen and even assist
In loading, ships.
It Is reported that a camera has been
placed so as to take each day one pic
ture of the new building of the depart
ment of physics of the Cornell Uni
versity, now being constructed, with
the object of producing hereafter a
moving picture of the building from
its beginning to its completion.
Birds are made to take their own
pictures by the ingenious apparatus of
O. . I'ike. an English photographer.
A bait of fat is placed on an electrical
wire which is so connected with a
camera that vrhen the bait Is removed
the camera shutter is released, giving
au instantaneous exposure of the sen
sitive plate.
The average weight of engines on
German State railways Is 42.67 tons,
while those In use on private roads av
erage 37.68 tons. During the year
1S0D 446 engines were purchased by
the State railways and 56 by private
companies. In the year 1898 $556,000
was speut for the purchase of new and
the repair of old engines on private
lines.
There is considerable amusement in
some of the census tables, and Jokes
are going the rounds over the fact that
Chicago has more hogs than New York,
but that New York leads in the matter
of goats. Pennsylvania beats all other
States in the number of mules, which
fact is mentioned in relation to its fac
tional politics.
There Is a large number of profes
sional "boe hunters" in the West and
Southwest of Texas. Small caves and
dark recesses formed by shelving rock
abound along the waterways of the
Texan rivers. They are the natural
hives of the wild bees, and take the
place of the hollow tree trunks of the
forest regions of the northern country.
These caves are used year after year
by the bees, and in many Instances they
have been found to be literally filled
with honey.
Modesty.
"I understand," said the customer,
"that you keep photygrafts of all the
prominent men."
"Yes, sir, we do," replied the dealer.
"Well, my name's the Hon. Jabes
Perkins. Mayor of Pettyvllle, Ilinoy.
Lemme have one o mine." Philadel
phia Press.
Insinuating.
"Lady," said Meandering Mike, "I
notices dat you marks de crust of each
pie wit' a letter."
"Yes."
"Well. I'd like to ask you. In a spirit
of holiday cheer, whether M stands fur
mince' or 'Mike?' "Washington Star.
All Doubts Removed.
She And you will always love me,
even when I am old and ugly?
He But you can never grow any
older or any uglier In my eyes, darling,
rail Mall Gazette.
Chronologies.
According to latest authorities, the
Hindu chronology extends to 6174 B.
C; Babylon! 675S B. C; China, 6157
B. C.
Hating your enemies makes you un
comfortable, and does your enemies no
harm.
There is no denying that there are a
great many happy-looking widows.
1
, GOOD
Short Storie$ i
Henry Thomas Buckie's thoughts and
conversation were always on a high
level. Once he remarked: "Men and
women range themselves into three
classes, or orders, of Intelligence; yon
can tell the lowest class by their habit
of always talking about persons; the
next by the fact that their habit Is al
ways to converse about things; the
highest by their preference for the dis
cussion of Ideas."
It Is said that one of David B. Hill's
first lawsuits was a non-jury case la
which the opposing counsel was one of
the best attorneys in New York State.
Hill gave a speech which lasted about
three hours. It was such a speech as
might be expected from a young law
yer, and it was very trying to the court
After he had finished his opponent
arose and said: "May it please the court,
I intend to follow the example of my
young friend, and submit the case with
out argument" Hill lost the case.
When asked what he thought of a
certain captain who frequented the
Essex links a Scotch caddie said:
"Weel, sir, he's a verra nice gentleman
an 'a good gaufer. but he's awfu' nerra
awfu' nerra." "Narrow! What d
you mean, Donald?" "Weel, sir, it wis
this way. Efter the game was over, and
I had carried his clubs up tae the bouse,
he says: 'Donald, will ye hae a draw?
and I said: 'I do ve verra pleased,' so
he gets the bottle, an' he pourin' awa'
Intae a glass, an' I wantln' tae be gen
teel, says: 'Stop! stop! an' he stopped."
L. It. Stockwell, the popular actor,
says that some years ago in this city,
when Peter Jackson, the colored pugil
ist was a feature In a revival of "Uncle
Tom's Cabin," "Bill" Nye was to have
lectured at the Baldwin Theater, but
was greeted by so small an audience
that he excused himself and went over
to hear Jackson talking of the pearly
gates to Little Eva. After the perform
ance Stockwell met Nye in the lobby of
the theater, and be exclaimed: "Hello,
Nye! What did you think of Peter?"
"Well," responded the humorist, dryly,
"anatomically he was great, but Uncle
Tomlcally he is the worst 1 ever saw."
Philadelphia boasts of a setter called
Bill, who recently aroused a sleeping
family in a burning bouse, when delay
would have meant death, and then him-
! self carried a little child to safety. Bill
i was asleep at the foot of the stairs on
jthe first floor, shortly after miduight,
j when the bouse caught fire. When the
smoke aroused him the family was still
asleep and unconscious of danger. He
instantly bounded up the stairs, bark
ing furiously at every step, until he
reached the rooms of his owners, Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Shannon, and tugged
at the bedclothes with his teeth. Mr.
Shannon awoke, and, alarmed by the
smoke, leaped out of bed, but before
he could get into bis clothes the dog
had caught the nightdress of Elvina,
a 6-year-old daughter of the family,
between his teeth, dragged her to the
floor, and bore her out Into the hallway,
where her parents took the child from
him and carried her to the street.
Origin of a Joke.
Dr. Piuders Fletrie, the eminent
archaeologist, announces that he has
deciphered the cuneiform inscription on
a tablet he excavated in the plains of
Assyria,and believes that it is a copy
of a prehistoric comic paper. Among
other items. It contains the following
merry jest, which bears a strangely fa
miliar sound:
"Now, there were gathered together
at the place of the tellins of stories,
many of them that have lived long in
the land, and one of them lifted up bis
voice, and said:
" 'Behold, It groweth cold with much
extremeness.'
"Whereupon another made answer,
saying:
" 'Verily, it doth. But let us separate
and get hence, for here cometh Me
thusalem, the aged, and If we tarry
he will even tell us again of the cold
spell of the year 40.'
"And they gat hence with much
speed." Baltimore American.
Garments They Removed.
A prominent Sunday school worker of
Indianapolis, J. M. Dungan, was con
ducting a review of the Sunday school
lessons of the quarter at his old home
church in the country north of Franklin
and discussing customs of Biblical
times.
"Now, In those days, children, what
did they do when they entered a
house?" he asked.
"Took off their shoes," came a chorus
of respense.
"Ah, that's right children. But now
adays what do you take off when you
enter a house?" he asked, expecting to
hear them say "Your hat"
But there was silence for a time and
much thinking; then one little fellow
held up his hand.
"Well, what is it?"
"Your overshoes," said the little fel
low confidently.
The teacher at this point announced
a song.
To Be Envied.
Castleton I envy you.
Clubberly What for?
"Didn't you say you were obliged to
attend a deep philosophical discussion
lasting several hours?"
"But I don't see that's anything to
envy me for."
"Well, I've got to go to a society func
tion and talk about nothing." Detroit
Free Press.
Death Preferred, to Baths.
Jacob Baker was arrested in Pitts
burg while trying to commit suicide, the
reason for his atempt being that during
a term In the workhouse, from which
he bad just been discharged, he had
been "humiliated" by having to bathe
once a week. When he told the magis
trate this he was sent to the workhouse
for more baths.
Three Populous Cities.
The population of New York City,
Chicago and Philadelphia is almost
one-twelfth of the population of the
whole country.
Man was made to mourn and he sel
dom gets out of it by marryius.
TJuabla to 8tancl Tor Hon t ha Bssaass mt
- . '. Sprained Ankla.
CtrBKD BT ST. JACOBS Oil. .
. From the Cardiff Timet.
Among the thousands of voluntary
1 endorsements of the great value of St.
Jacobs Oil for- sprains, stiffness and
soreness, is that of Mrs. G. Thomas,
4 Alexandra Road, Gelli, Ysbrod, near
Pontypridd, South Wales, who says:
"It is with great pleasure that I add
my willing testimony to the invaluable
excellence of your celebrated St Jacobs
Oil, as experienced in my own case. I
sprained both my ankles in walking
down some steps so severely that I was
unable to stand for several months.
The pain I suffered was most severe,
and nothing that I used helped me
until I applied St. Jacobs Oil, when
they immediately became better and
in a short time I was able to go about,
and soon after I was quite cured. I am
now determined to advise alt- persons
suffering from pains to use this won
derful remedy, which did so much for
me."
Mrs. Thomas does not enlighten us
as to what treatment she pursued dur
ing the months she was unable to stand,
and during which time she was suffer
ing so much, but we venture to suggest
that bad she called in any well known
medical man he would at once have
prescribed St. Jacobs Oil. for it has
conquered pain " upwards of 50 years,
and doctors know there is nothing so
good. The proprietors of St. Jacobs
Oil have been awarded twelve gold
medals by different international exhi
bitions as the premier pain-killing rem
edy of the world. The committees
who'"' made the awards were in each in
stance composed largely of the most
eminent medcial men obtainable. Mrs.
Thomas did not know the high opinion
in which St. Jacobs Oil is held by
almost every progressive medical man.
Getting Ready for It
"She never studied for the stage, did
she?"
"Studied for it! Well, rather!
Why, she's taken the entire divorce
court course." Chicago Post.
Big Bets Compared.
Elections have not produced the big
gest bets. In August, 1900, a New
York firm wagered $250,000 on McKin
ley's election, Dut in 1843 Lord George
Bentinck bet $720,000 on one of his
race horses in England.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
With local applications, as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or
constitutional disease, and in order to enre it
you most take internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh Care is taken internally, and actsdirectly
on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is a regular prescription.
It is composed of the best tonics known, com
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in curing catarrh.
8end for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprg., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, price 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best
Satisfied.
"My friend," said the very severe
person, "treasure the precious mo
ments. Think, with the deep awe
which the subject deserves to com
mand, upon the fact that time is swift
ly fleeting and stays for no man."
"That's all right," answered the
cheery citizen ; "I want it to fleet. If
time were stationary I'd be out of work.
You see, I'm a watchmaker." Wash
ington Star.
" My wife h ad a deep-seated cough
for three years. I purchased two
bottles of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
large size, and it cured her com
pletely." J. H. Burge, Macon, Col.
Probably you know of
cough medicines that re
lieve little coughs, all
coughs, except deep ones! "
The medicine that has
been curing the worst of
deep coughs for sixty
years is Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral.
Three sizes: 2Sc., enough for an ordinary
Cold; 80c., just right for bronchitis, hoarse
ness, hard colds, etc; 81, most economical
fox chronic cases and to keep on band.
J. C. AYEB CO., Lowell, Mass.
THE BEST
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BEARS THIS TPADE MAM
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JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give you the best bargains in
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Windmills and Pumps and General
Machinery. See us before buying.
New Year Resolutions
TAKB
THJC
Keeiey Cure
arc relief bom liqaor, opium and tsMMt
aablts. Bend fic partlonlars to
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A Homo School tor Boy
MIIHmry mud Manual Training
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So. lO 1903.
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Without Exaggerattoa, of Cmtss.
What we want in this town," said
the manager of the opera house, "is a
real hot show. The classic, drama is
ail right for them that like it, but we
want something sizzling or it won't go."
"My dear sir," replied the advance
agent with quiet confidence and that
strict veracity for which he was justly
noted, "at the last two towns we
played they cancelled the fire insurance
on the theater buildings." Chicago
Post.
She Found Out
Miranda Milkweed Law, child,
how'd yourhead get to be so big?
Emerson Longfellow Beacon street
It is caused, madam, by a superabund
ance of cerebral cortex in the lower
frontal lobe, an ultra vesicular growth
of the midbrain and extraordinary de
velopmental phenomena in the medulla
oblongata. This condition has for its
primary causation excessive intellectual
strenuosity. Chicago News.
Order From the Philippines.
Among recent oiders from Philip
pine headquarters is the following:
"The metallic lining of boxes and
packages belonging to the United
States, used to protect matches and
other ariclea. from moisture, and when
no longer needed will be melted and
thrown into deep water or otherwise
disposed of in such manner as to pre
vent recovery."
Her Duties,
"We have a deaf and dumb member
of our Woman's Club," said Miss Gab
beigh to young Mr. Duggleby.
"Indeed," gurgled the youth, "I
should think , she would be at a disad
vantage." "Oh, my, no! Why, we let her
make all the motions."
And the next day Harold Duggleby
smiled audibly several times, having
charted the remark and arrived at an
understanding of its import. Balti
more American.
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ABSOLUTE
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Must Bear Signature of
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totake as ngmx.
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OBmma must nun
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DON'T WEIR OUT THE CLOTHES
Kubbing them to pieces ; use my Wash
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-' The Swans.
There Is a pathetic little story told of
one of the Russian children of the royal
family. She was very fond of white
swans, and her father had a great num
ber of them brought to the castle lakes
to please the little daughter. But
while she was still very small she died,
leaving the castle quite desolate. The
sad father could no longer bear the
eight of the beloved white swans, so he
had black ones substituted in memory
of the gentle child.
Where He Went for It.
Albert was sent down town by his
mother to get some horse radish which
she needed for her pickles.
After quite a long absene he came
back home tired and empty handed.
"Well, where is the horseradish?"
asked his mother.
"Why, mother, I went to every liv
ery stable in town, and they didn't
have a bit," answered Albert with a
weary sigh. Tit-Bits.
Telling His Friend.
Friend (over the wire after dinner)
Your wife is certainly a brilliantly
handsome woman. . I should think you
would be jealous of her.
His Host (confidentially) To tell
you the truth, Seymour. I am. " I never
invite anybody here that a sane woman
could possibly take the least fancy to.
At the Grand Opera.
"What's the big feller a-doin of now,
Maria?"
"Hush! He's a-singin' of a song in
German. What do yeu want?"
"I wants," said the Billville citizen
in a hoarse whisper, "to cuss some
in English." Atlanta Constitution.
Division of Labor.
"He is very rich, but insufferably
vulgar," she said
"And yet you are going to marry
him?" returned her dearest friend.
"Yes. You see, I've figured it out
that I can look after his ' money and
leave the vulgarity to him. He can
care for it at the club, and he ought
to be thankful, don't you think?"
Chicago Post..
We Will Give You
2 Hyacinth Bulbs CD CC
Of6Tiips, rnzL
Together with our Complete Catalog
for 190a, if you will send us a mail
order, no matter how small. Write us,
and make your selections from our Cat
alog. Springtime is here, and it is
tune lor planting.
LAMBERSON - Portland Oregon
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Giant Incarnate Clover
Prodnees a luxuriant
wiLiiin six weeKS alter seeaing and lots
and lots of pasturage all summer long
besides. Will do weU anywhere. Price
dirt cheap.
Grass,
Fodder
Our catalogue is brimful
such as Thousand Headed Kale:
green fodder per acre ; Pea Oat ;
IrW'MAKERA
ana tons 01 uay per acre, tuition JJOil&r urass, etc., etc.
Saber's Crass Mixtures
Yielding ( tons of magnificent bay and an endless amount of pasturage on any farm in America.
Bromua Inernus 6 fans of Hay per Acre
The great grass of the century, growing wherever soil is found. Onr great catalogue, worth Slot) to
any wide awake American gardener or farmer, is mailed to you with many farm seed samples, upon
receipt ot but 10 cents postage, sa- Catalog alone 6 cents for postage.
JOHN A. SAL2ER SEED
THE CHILDREN ENJOY
Life ont of doors and out of the games which they play and the enjoy
ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the
greater part of that healthful development which is so essential to their
happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which is
given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs
on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its
component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from
every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents,
well-informed, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy,
because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is
Syrup of Figs and for the same reason it is the only laxative which should
be used by fathers and mothers.
Syrup of Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and
naturally without griping, irritating-, or nauseating and which cleanses the
system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results
from the use of the old-time cathartics and modern imitations, and against
which the children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them
grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give
them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs
assistance in the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and
gentle Syrup of Figs.
Ita quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination of the.
laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but
also to our original method of manufacture and as you value the health of
the little ones, do not accept any of the substitutes which unscrupulous deal
ers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may- be
bought anywhere of all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. Please
to remember, the full name of the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYR.UP
the front of every pack
age. In order to get its
beneficial effects it is al
ways necessary to buy
the genuine only.
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When Doctors FaSIm
How gladly would men fly to wo
man's aid did they but understand a
woman's feelings, trials, sensibilities,
and peculiar organic disturbances.
Those things are known only to
women, and the aid a man would give
ls-not at bis command.
To treat a case properly it is neces
sary to know all about it, and full
information, many times, cannot be
given by a woman to her family phy
sician. She cannot bring herself to
tell everything, and the physician is
Has. Q. H. Csappsix.
at a constant disadvantage. This la
why, for the past twenty-five years,
thousands of women have been con
fiding their troubles to us, and our
advice has brought happiness and
health to countless women in the U.S.
Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, 111.,
whose portrait we publish, advises all
suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound, as it
cured her of inflammation of the ovaries
and womb ; she, therefore, speaks from
knowledge, and her experience ought
to give others confidence. Address Mrs.
Pinkham'B Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
The Farmer
The Gardener
and
The Housewife
' They cost a little more. TheT
I are worth a areat deal more 1
' than the ordinary kind. Sold
' erorywhere. 1903 annual free.
O. M. FERRY A CO.
Detroit, Mich.
DRIieei A IM Kill Llceon Poultry. Ton
rnUaOIAIi paint the perches, the
'I Ifte If 1 1 I ET D fumes kill the lice. Hens
n,lbUBn cannot feed Uce and feed
you. Price, 60c and Sl.OO a can. Sold by dealers.
PRUSSIAN REMEpV CO., St. Paul, Minn.
Gentlemen: I am a breeder of first-class SH-tace Wyandottes.
I won a can of your PRUSSIAN LIQUID LICE KILLER as a special
premium at tbe St. Paul Poultry Show of 1900. and find it is all
right. There are several nere that want a reliable lice killer, and
yours ts all right. WM. M 8WAOGERT, Wayiala. Minn.
J. H. M ALONE, of Adel. Ho . says the PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER
Is just the thing for lice on hogs, and la worth five times its cost
of Dwarf Essex Rape in
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Salzer's catalog tells.
crop three feet tall
Clovers and
Plants
of thorouehlv tested farm anrl
Teosinte. Droducimrxo tuns of
Speltz, with its so bushels of grain
COMPANY. La Crosse. Wis.
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