She wandered where the daisies grew Her lips were red ; her eyes were bine. She plucked a daisy from its bed, And broke each petal as she said: "He loves me; he lores Bfr not. He loves me, he loves me not; . He loves me, daisy tell me so." The final petal answered, "No." She laughed, but one small tear drop bold. Spread secrets of the' heart untold. "He loves me not?" she tossed her head. "Why, daisy, you tell lies," she said. New York Sun. l-i-H-H-l-t-m 1 1 1 t -H lit! M"H 1 Wl TTT TAT CTTT?TJT?TCT7 3 '. A 1 U.TU W1.1 -j. T DEAR DAUGHTER: I have long felt how much my home and children needed a mother's love and care. I have been willing In this respect, as In every other, to sacri fice my own feelings to their good, but It is not an easy matter to find just the right person to fill so Important a posi tion, and I do not wish to act hastily. "A few weeks ago I was introduced to a widow by the name of Norton, finding her, on further acquaintance, to ' be all that I could desire, either as a companion or a mother to my children. "She is a most kind and excellent lady, and I trust that you will be pre pared to extend to her that respect and affection that are her due. "She has one son, who is away at school, which will be pleasant for you, as you have no brother. "We shall be home Thursday. "Your affectionate father, "HOWAHD LESLIE. "P. S. You were wise in not engag- lngyourself without consulting me as to the young man you mention. A young girl like you doesn't know what love Is. Five years hence will be time enough for you to think of such a thing." This was the letter that Anne Leslie received from her father in reply to THET EAVI CIMI! SHE CB1ED. J the one she had written him, overflow- (. lngwith the glad anticipations to which i her new-born love had given rise. For a time she sat speechless with an il ger and amazement 5 The idea of her father ever marrying f again had never once entered her mind. 1 Why should he? Was she not there to keep house for him? And when she left, as, of course, she should in time, T Would not Marlon then be ready to- take her place? She never heard any thing so ridiculous. - And to think that her poor mother, who had been hardly two years in her grave, should be so soon forgotten! i - If she thought that her adored Charles l Edward would ever be so false to her memory she was sure that It would break her heart! - , But the postscript was the unkindest cut of all. The slighting manner in : which her father alluded to "the young l man," whose name she bad written to : him in full-7-Charles Edward Fltzhenry I; Stubbs was more wounding than the It harshest invective. And to presume to think that she r knew nothing of love, who had experi enced It in sweetness and power! Full of these indignant thoughts Anne sat down and penned an epistle to her adored Charles Edward, detailing her grievances, and ending with the decla ration that she would never, never sub mit to be domineered over by a step mother, and that she would ever be true to the first and only love of her life' The next mall brought a reply, stat ing together with many protestations of undying affection, "that he could truly sympathize with her feelings, in view of her father's marriage, having just received, the intelligence that his mother was to take another husband. She had given him one stepfather when he was a boy, and he would never sub mit to the rule of another. "He would be there on Thursday, to demand, In person, her hand of her father. If he refused they would fly together to some happy place, where cruel fathers and stepfathers were un known!" Charles Edward was as good as his word. Promptly, on , the following Thursday, he made his appearance at the house of the father of his adored Anne. . Scarcely were the first rapturous greetings over when the sound of car riage wheels was heard. Anne turned -pale. ; "They have comer she cried, start ing to her feet. "Let 'em come," responded Charles Edward, defiantly. ."You are not afraid. I hope, when I am here?" "Good heavens!" he ejaculated as his eyes fell upon a lady who was alighting from a carriage, "why, it looks like . but no; It can't be." . Mr. Leslie led his wife up to where his daughter was standing. As Mrs. Leslie turned from the con strained greeting of her new daughter her eyes fell upon the young man back of her. who stood staring at her in speechless amazement. "Why, Charles!" "Why, mother!" - "I never thought of seeing you here!" "Nor I you!" "Who Is this?" inquired Mr. Leslie. i m i . NEW GOVERNOR WILLIAM William H. Hunt, who succeeds Gov. Allen in Porto Rico, was bom la New Orleans, La., on Nov. 5, 1857, and Is the fourth son of the late William Henry Hunt, of Louisiana, who was Secretary of the Navy In the Cabinets of Presi dent Garfield and Arthur and who served as Minister to Russia. Judge Hunt received his education at Yale, but on account of ill health did not fin ish bis course. In 1S96 Yale conferred upon him the honorary degree of mas ter of arts. When he was 27 years of age Hunt was elected Attorney General of , the Territory of Montana. He subsequent looking in bewilderment from one to the other. It Is Charles Edward that I wrote you about," said Anne, blushing. It is my son Charles," said Mrs. Les lie. "Charles, this is your stepfather." "And my future father-in-law, I trust!" responded Charles Edward, as he shook hands with his mother's new husband. "We'll see about that, my boy," said Mr. Leslie, laughing. "If your mother is willing. I shall have no objection." The four passed a pleasant evening. XJharles Edward voted his stepfather to be one of the nicest men he ever met, and Anne thought no lady could be more agreeable than her new mother. Charles Edward remained at home a week and then went back to school, taking with him the assurance that if he studied diligently and both he and Anne were of the same mind at the end of the year no opposition would be made to their marriage. New York Dally News. . NO REAL INDIANS IN CUBA. But a Ba.ce Hitherton . Unknown Has Recently Been Uisco-rered. Stewart Culin, curator of the Univer sity of Pennsylvania Museum of Art and Science, returned recently from a trip to Cuba, where he Investigated re ports of the existence of savage In dains in the interior of the island. Although there are no Wild red men there Mr. Culin found several bands of so-called Indians who intermarry only among themselves, possess Indian char acteristics, straight black hair, copper- colored skin and high cheek bones, but have no tribal organization. They have f ew customs which differ from those of rural Cuba generally and retain little more of their own language than is the common property of the natives. Concerning the so-called Indians in Cuba representing the aborigines, Cu rator Culin said: "There has been an Importation of Indians into Cuba from Yucatan by way of San Domingo since the middle of the last century, which complicates the question of the survi val of the aboriginal Inhabitants of Cuba, From the evidence I procured in Barracoa there is little doubt that the Indian settlement at Yara dates back to the period of the Spanish con quest The native houses are of Indian design and many of the prevailing cus toms are of Indian origin. Man, in the rural districts of the island, has sim ply reverted to a state which with re cent wars is unhappily not far removed from savagery. At the same time the cordial hospitality of the people, their gayety and lively interest and curiosity do much to compensate for the wretch edness of living." . Visiting the Interior of the island, the curator said he saw the so-called In dian, Almarrares who says he Is 112 years old. He has few Indian charac teristics and no special traditions. The Indians of Yateras, said the curator, differ from the Cuban' country folks generally only in physical appearance, although they are said to be lazier, a trait which is not attributed to the ru ral Inhabitants. -In other expeditions Mr. Culin pro cured some Indian skulls in caves and also obtained fragments of pottery, an art now lost to the so-called Indlans. Philadelphia Press. ''J. SEA LIONS OF CALIFORNIA. Their Partial Destruction Basel on a . . :' Mistaken Ilea. . ' ' f- Prof. Woodward's wholesome address on the necessity of verifying theories by the observation of facts finds an ex cellent illustration in the sea lion ques tion In California. These animals. which have long been prized by lovers of nature as one of the great attrac tions of the coast have fallen into dis repute among the fishermen because their presence was supposed to account for the deterioration of certain fishing grounds. - So confident was the belief in their fish-devouring habits that their destruction or at least a great reduc tion of their numbers was advocated and in part accomplished by the State OF PORTO RICO. H.HUNT ly removed to Helena, and in 1888 was elected a member of the Legislature, where he served as chairman of the Judiciary Committee. He was a mem ber of the constitutional convention in 1884 which framed the constitution of the State when it was admitted to the Union, and also held important judi ciary positions in Montana.. When Gov. Allen went to Porto Rico Mr. Hunt was requested by President McKinley to become Secretary of the Island and to assist Gov. Allen in or ganizing the new civil government, and he served in that capacity until the re tirement of Gov. Allen. , Commission of Fisheries, according to a writer in Science.- But it now ap pears that this belief was without sub stantial foundation. The appeal to fact has been made by the critical examination of the stom achs of slaughtered sea lions, and It has been found by Prof. Dyehe that the twenty-five animals examined had eat en only squids and other cephalopoda. eschewing fish altogether. The investigation of food habits by means of stomach examination is of far- reaching importance. Dr. Merriam enegaged, through the biological sur vey, in the most elaborate study of animal-foods ever made. For many years the stomachs of wild birds and mammals have been systematically col lected and laboriously studied, to the end that the favorite and the occasion al foods of each species in each season of the year and in each part of the country may become known.. As each group is worked up the facts are pub lished by the Department of Agricul ture, and farmers and legislators are thus informed what species may prop erly be regarded as friendly and what as hostile to the. interests of the peo ple. In many instances it has been i found that popular impressions, almost necessarily founded on a comparative ly . small number of facts, are alto gether erroneous, so that war has been waged on our friends and protection given our enemies. - Social Life in Manila. "When I went to Manila," said the Lieutenant's wife, "there were only fifty American women there, wives of officers; but when I left there were over .two hundred with but one dressmak- er, a Chinaman, among them all. ; Old Sang Is his name, and he recently got arrested for smuggling. He was to go before my husband as acting judge, for trial. Sang came to me in his distress to intercede. So did those 200 Ameri can-women. If Sang was put in Jail what would we women have to wear? Well, you may be sure old Sang was let off easy fortunately he proved himself not guilty. But George, as judge, has all kinds of bribes to resist Even I was offered Filipino candy and finerv by the womenjjrisoners who wanted to . vu. guujr. ne epi nouse the last six months with several other ofli- ftaiHl' T ft Tn 1 1,1 AO AflAh .A. 1 B luiuiuco, crav-u W UliiUil I H K i IlfT u"'um:ilu""' neaa or tne Household, managing the Chinese servants, etc. 11111 fnAfl Ttr a a timmlte- n 4- . y t army com- 77 ; "tt" lrc!u meat rrom Australia (seven days in cold storage), potatoes, etc., from Hong Kong, China, o , Ti 7, . . , lrom AmeHca- ovA-mnj-, me me is a pleasure. UriVIng on the Luneta, or cool ocean beach. Is j""""" irom oiojp. m. Once a month we attended the armv and navy assembly dance, and- there were two other dances a month at the Orient Hotel." . Wolsey's Casks of Gold. It has been suggested that it was in a vault at Hampton Court Palace that the , .incident occurred , which opened Henry's eyes to the wealth acquired by his favorite cardinal. As the story goes, the king's fool was paying a visit. to the cardinal's fool. and the jocose couple went- down Into the wine vaults. - For fun one of them stuck a dagger or some other pointed Instrument into the top of a cask, and to his surprise touched something that clinked like metal The meddlesome pair upon this set to work and pushed off the head of the cask, discovering that it was full of gold pieces. Other casks by their sounds gave indications that they held gold, and not wine. The king's fool stored up his secret, and one day, when Henry VIII. was boasting about his wine, the fool said, satiri cally: "You have not such wine, sire, as my lord cardinal, for be hath casks in bis cellar worth a thousand broad pieces each." And then he told what he had detected. Whether this be true or not, it is certain that , Wolsey. was so far awake to the fact that he was so sus pected by the monarch, as to deem It prudent to present him with Hampton J Court lOUR FAMOUS ECHOES. REMARKABLE PHENOMENA. IN BUILDINGS AND VALLEYS. Slight Sounds Audibly Repeated in the Oreat Tabernacle at Bait Lake City Wonders of Statuary Hall la the Capi tol at Washington Are Exaggerated. In this country there are many well- kuown buildings noted for their echoes, and of these perhaps none Is more re markable than .the tabernacle in fcait Lake City. When this, hall Is empty and quiet, the ring of a pin falling on the floor can be heard from all points and even the feeble, rasping sound pro duced by rubbing the hands together is perfectly audible from one end of the building to the other. A better known, but really less won derful, example of audibility within a building is found in the national hall of statuary in the capital at Washing ton. The phenomena manifested here, which are genuine and Interesting enough, have been somewhat over stated. I have spent a long morning in this hall studying the matter criti cally and having obtained due per mission have questioned the various groups of visitors while being placed in chosen positions by the guides to hear the marvelous reverberations of sound. The guides certainly make the most of their opportunities for Impressing visitors but when a guide retreats to a distance to whisper you may observe on approaching him with due caution that his whisper is of the "stage whis per" sort and calculated to carry with great distinctness under any conditions. The chief acoustical peculiarities of the "chamber are clearly due to the fact that the roof, which is partly domed, is not symmetrical with respect to the floor, so that a complex reverberation is the consequence. Natural echoes unsurpassed In won derful effect are not far to seek In America. Trobably Irish Killarney it self does not hide away more striking echoes than lurk within the famous Colorado canyon, and it would be rash to assert that these are quite the most wonderful to be found among the rocky retreats of the far West. Deep ravines being the recognized haunt of echoes, it may be taken for granted that many exist in the great gorge of Niagara, and anyone journey ing to the falls by this approach will be well rewarded by stopping at In spiration Point, walking forward to the edge of the cliff, and' here waiting till the - first train, on nearing the level crossing, blows its whistle. All the deep glen takes up and carries on the warning shriek. The musical chord blown so constant ly by railway engines often meets with a beautiful response from the surround ing country. This is very noticeable round the lake of Geneva, Wisconsin, when the listener is standing on high ground and trains are threading their way through - the woodlands below, These effects are due to 'the nearness of extensive pine forests to the railroad tracks. -. . - - . ' Many who visited Wadesboro, N C, to observe the total eclipse of the sun from the observation station there last year noticed that the organ-like piping of the trains, when two miles distant in the broad, wooded valley below. would give place, .without sensible break, to an echoing reply, drawn out in a prolonged strain, which slowly and softly died away like the wild notes of some gigantic harp Pearson's Maga zine. . . - MOTHERED BY FEATHER DUSTER Chickens Thrive Under the Protection of an Inanimate Foster Parent. Seven fluffy little chickens belonging to a family living in Louisville, have, a queen mother, says the Courier Jour naL ' For the past two weeks the only protection they have had has been big feather duster. The substitute for the mother has served .its purpose so well that the family expects to raise chickens in the same way every year. The chickens were hatched ' about three weeks ago, their mother being an old hen which the family bad bought in market and had intended to fatten I and eat. Before she arrived at the proper condition to be baked she took a notion to set As is usual in such cases persuasion was vain, and she held to her determination to raise a family. A D v, batched out eight chicks. Of these she was very proud. About two weeks ago a number of frlends from out of towQ I ti.rtj 4nti,. mi. problem of what to have for dinner was a serious one, as it was Sunday, and ' no groceries were open. : It was sug- gested that the hen be killed, but the nhiM, w wim ,. ... chickens should be left to shift for themselves at so tender an age. Tho nrnMom woo ani -hv K wh unmztaA- th i tuiJ and the bie feather duster be substi tuted for the hen. The duster was sus pended just above the floor in the cor ner of the kitchen, and the chickens" placed under it in a box. There they have remained ever since and are growing rapidly. They seem to take kindly to the Innovation, and at the first sign of danger they all retreat to the . duster, nestling - among . the feathers. . - : - -. - THE FREIGHT'S THE THING. Pullmans Make Ten Times the Show of Their Heal Value to the Boad. 'About three-quarters of a railroad'i receipts come from the freight depart ment," says a writer in Ainslee's. "The passenger department supplies nearly all the rest the Income from mall, ex press and other privileges being com paratively small. - - . :w 'Carrying passengers' is a simp I matter, or would' be if State legisla tures did not now and then take a hand in prescribing added specifications for railroad passenger service. In Ohio law was passed decreeing that the height between the platform and the lowest steps of passenger coaches should not exceed twelve Inches. 'This cost the railroads nearly $100,000, and .the reform led to the abolition : of number of flag stops where the passen gers had been quite willing to scramble up off the ballast. Legislatures in the West have been known to hamper and exasperate railroad men apparently for the pore pleasure of the act a state of things that seems almost Inconceivable In some Eastern States, where the leg islatures represent the railroads better than the railroads could represent themselves. : "Compared with the freight business, the passenger traffic presents few com plications. The great simplifying fac tor Is that passenger rates are stable, while freight rates are not Passengers pay a' fixed rate per mile for transpor tation. But the price of freight trans portation varies according to the kind of freight, and according to the size of the lot. "It is curious to notice . that, the freight trains, scarecrow processions of shameless packing-cases on wheels, In terminably -squeaking through our streets, are the ones that really count when you come to make up the profits. The magnificent trains of vestibuled Pullmans which glide swiftly through the country on velvet roadbeds make ten times the show that their real value to the road warrants. Nothing, surely, Is more disreputable in appearance than the procession of battered freight- cars that jolts and creaks into the yard in the sunny mist of a Sunday morning unless it is the physiognomies of the pair of brakemen trailing their legs over the roof. Yet the train is doing something more than its share toward keeping the line going. - The two row dies on the roof are, after all, gilt-edged conductors in the making. "It is a democratic business. Freight brakeman to freight conductor, freight conductor to passenger conductor that is the order of promotion on most American roads. So the freight-train man impresses himself on the whole passenger service." EVOLUTION OF ACTING. Hiatronic Art Has Advanced from Vag abondage to Bespectability. Acting has established itself, past all denial, as a profession, the members of which have advanced from vaga bondage to respectability, and from the crudities of chance gifts to the excel lences of methodical culture, says Franklin Fyles in Everybody's Maga zine. Actors must now be accorded a professional rating. The change in pub lic esteem of them is not yet complete. as prejudice still hinders it but con siderate people have been generally won over by the earnest, aspiring, pro gressive work that is being done in the theaters. Even so justly eminent an actor as Forest stamped and bellowed his way from circus ring to the Shakespearean stage by physical force, with none too much of intellectual guidance. There was in his day no graded road for those to take who set out for theatrical suc cess. They had to make their way with only faint trails to follow. The Journey Is as arduous now, but less uncertain. The route has been laid out on direct lines, and the traveler is no more an ad venturous explorer. If he is properly equipped for his journey to the, stage, he is as likely to get there as though he started. Instead, for bar or pulpit, studio or laboratory. It may be that Helen Modjeska thought the drama in America had reached its highest possible elevation when she made her first tour in a rail way car that was as resplendent as a circus chariot; that a little further back, Charlotte Cushmau deemed her self queen of tragic climax because members of. the Lotus Club unhitched the horses from her carriage and drag ged it from theater to hotel; that Edwin Forrest, not so very much longer ago, let his bosom swell with royal pride while his adherents and Macready's fought one another to death in Astor place; but we have come out from such foolishness regarding dramatic genius. and got into sensible ways of think ing, r - - ALFRED THE GREAT. Was the Exemplar of High Virtues and Founder of Mighty Race. Carefnl study must lead us all to con clude that Alfred is by no means the hazy, mythological personage which uncritical enthusiasm once threatened to make of him, says Louis Dyer in the Atlantic. He has escaped the fate of his descendant St Edward the Confes sor, and we can form a clearly defined outline, if not a complete picture, of his liff and. character. Superstitions he had with which we cannot sympa thize, such as the notion that the fires of Etna were infernal and had there fore been perceptibly less fierce since the birth of Christ. But are we not learning In America almost with a sense of relief that the moral perfec tions of George Washington were not incompatible with his well-authenticated employment upon occasion, of ex ceedingly strong language? If this bo our case with Washington, shall we not put up with a dash of superstition in one who has achieved the dangerous preeminence of being called "the most perfect character in history" and of bi ing not infrequently coupled with Washington? It will Indeed be a healthy result f this year's celebration of the one thou sandth anniversary of Alfred's death, if wc learn to prize with discrimination the lessons conveyed by: the life. of Alfred, who was the father and found er of a great race.' Indeed," he was himself the first exemplar of the vir tues held in highest . esteem by that race the world over, but nowhere more highly than in England and America, whose institutions still embody so much of Alfred's spirit. ;., Why She Was Mad. .' One morning, in kindergarten, a wee mite of womanhood had been trying to attract the teacher by every resource of which she was capable, without di rectly saying she had something to tell. Finally, the young girl went over and sat beside her, whereupon little Rachel flounced her skirts, puckered . up her forehead, and, clinching her hand, ex claimed: "Oh, dear, but I'm mad." The teacher was surprised, for Rachel had seemed to be laboring under a delight ful secret "And why is little Miss Sun shine angry?" asked the instructor. -' "Well, everybody was mad at our house this morning. Mamma scolded Sister Jane, and auntie scolded mam-J ma, and papa said, "O darn,' and left the table, so I guess I can be cross, too." Motherhood. ; ' . Every man occasionally gets Into a mean, worthless state when he needs a licking. , . :.- '- "" LET US ALL LAUGH. JOKES FROM THE PENS OF VA RIOUS HUMORIST& Pleasant Incidents Occurring the World Over Say lugs that Are cheer ful to Old or young-Funny Be lec tions that Ton Will Enjoy. Nebb Yon must like to hear that dreadful grind organ, since yon pay the man to play under your window every day. Nobb No, I don't like it any more than that eirl over the way who is taking vocal lessons. Boston Post Answsre '. 'What do you fish mostly for?" 'We mostly fish for a living, mum. Judv. - Fxpenslve. Funnybiz Freshleigh's sweetheart has sent him word from abroad that she cannot mary him. Fiddleestlcks Freshleigh must be dreadfully broken up. Funnybiz He is; she sent word by cable, collect, and explained why. Ohio State Journal. 1 ' THE ACCOMrtODATING WAITER. "Can I offer you another chair?" In Haste an 1 at Leisure. "You seem to be in something of a hurry," said the divorce lawyer. "It hasn't been more than six weeks since you were married, has Jt?" 'N no, sir," faltered the fair young client "but It it was a St Joe mar riage." 'I see. And this is a Chicago re pentance." Chicago Tribune. - Thirteen Storie . O'Hoolihan Phwat wud yez do if yez wor t fall off this rufe? O'Harrity Faith ol'd make, up me mind goin' down. Ohio State Journal. So Sweet of Her. Mrs. Chatterlelgh Fancy, dear, at the Browns' last night they were all saying how glad they were to hear you were at last engaged! Of course 1 didn"t believe the report, dear, and said I wondered how any one could be so stupid as to imagine anything so absurd. Punch. - JCrnpp'a Fortaup. ; "The German papers state that old man Krupp is worth $5,000,000." "Who is old man Krupp Y'' "He is the maker- of the Krupp guns." . "Well, say, $5,000,000 Isn't much for a cannonmaker when you consider all the startling reports." Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Continnons Strike. "Your cousin, Chollie. isn't a youth of striking appearance." "He isn't? Well, I never saw him yet when he didn't appear to be strik ing matches to light his cigarettes." Cleveland Plain Dealer. - Sentiment an 4 discretion. Billy Did she accept you? . Jack Well, ' she said she d make a memorandum of my proposal and con sider it when .the weather gets favor able for mental effort ' Easy All Around. "Birthdays go off all right at our boarding house." -"How's that?" ! "We don't allow but sixteen candles to anybody's birthday cake." : 'rAn Inducement. - "Dot vas a perfeck fit" said Moses Cohenstein, the clothier, as he pinched up the customer's coat in the back. "It seems to be loose," said the cus tomer doubtfully. - , ' . "Yell," said Mr. Cohenstein enthusi astically, "but see how much extry goods you get for de same munny!" . Whr He DU It. - "Merciful heavens!", she exclaimed on her first visit to the dairy. "Why do you crowd the cows so close together in the stalls?" . . -: ," ' , - "Them's rth' -. condensed milk cows, mum," replied the accommodating chambermaid; Denver Times. - As Ton Hay Have Noticed. "Look at the stuff that goes to waste In the grocery business." said the lounger in the store, "and think of the small margin on most of the goods. Where does the profit come in?" 'The profit," said the Impatient man with the basket on his arm, 'comes from having only one clerk to wait on thirty-six customers." Chicago Trib une. ' ' Art flcial Meani. Elaine Did you notice the mean way that Smythe girl sneered at my new hat? Gladys Yes, but those sneers were only artificial means. Ohio State Jour naL , . Wealth's Vexations. Mrs. Newriche Mrs. De Smythe told me last evening that she is troubled with ongwee. , Mr. Newriche What's that? Mrs. Newriche Dear me! I don't know. I've looked all througn tne O's" of three different dictionaries and can't find any such word. Puck. , All Alike. . Farmer Dunk How's your new hired man, Ezry? Farmer Hornbeak Jest like all the rest of em I've ever had so lazy that he gits tired restin'. Puck. Easily Diacour aired. "Blnglebang says he isn't going to do any more courting. He claims be can't see any fun In it." "What's the matter with Blngy?" "He's so short he can't turn down the gas." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Willfully MisunderstooJ. "Some of my latest photographs," said the camera fiend, "I took fifty feet under water." "Why did you go to the trouble of taking them there?" remarked Pep prey. "It would have been easier to just tie a stone to them and throw them in." Philadelphia Press. Fliegende Blaeter. Too Bu-y. Uncle Joshua I s'pose sence yer son John got back frum collig he's helpin' y' considerable on th' farm? Ebenezer Naw, John jes' hain't got time; he's too plague bizzy swingin' dumbells an' smokin' ciggyretts. Bos ton Post Then He Takes HI a Chance. 'A millionaire can have things pret ty much his own way in this world," said one philosopher. 'He can't," answered the other, "un til he comes to make his will." Wash ington Star. Too Tired. Dusty Dan Hi. git off the track- Here cums de t'roo freight. Layaround Lucas (sleepily) Wuzn't fer gittin' my clos tore I'd lay still. Ohio State Journal. Punishment in Advance. Mother Johnnie, I am going to whip you for taking that piece of pie. Johnnie All right, maw; whip me real hard; there's another piece left. Ohio State Journal. . Superfluous. Summer Boarder You didn't men tion having so many mosquitoes. Uncle Ezra No, I knowed it wuzn't no use, cuz yu'd find thet out soon as y' got here. Ohio State Journal. Mn.t knn the Risk. 'Do you approve of women taking an active part in politics?" asked the idle person. - "Certainly," answered Mr. Meekton. Let them go ahead. If they want to stay away from home and take the chances on a man's walking right in on the best carpet with his muddy boots, that's their lookout, not ours." Wash ington Star. Hai Everything Now. ' . Towne Your wife has recovered from her nervous trouble; I hope. ' Browne Well, she was doing nicely, but now she's got a complication of dis eases. Towne You don't say? Browne Yes, when she was conval escing Mrs. Fauxpas next door sent her a lot of medical almanacs, to read. Philadelphia Press. - Ant-Catching Thistles. Many flowers have the power to form for themselves a contrivance which an swers the same purpose as the fly pa pers which are sold in shops and by hawkers in the streets. Among these plants is the common thistle. Ants manage to climb the stem as they are eager to obtain the sweet juices in the flower,' and they struggle their way through the close frill of small leaves thickly set with thorns, which nature throws around the blossoms. The ants then find that they are caught in a trap. On each scale of the green cup lu which the flower is set there is a streak of gum.. The moment the insects touch if they are fast prisoners. The more they struggle the more helpless their -case becomes, for every move ment causes them to get more entan gled. In a little while the gum stops up the breathing holes In their sides, and then all Is-over. They are literally smothered to death. A score of dead or dying ants may be often seen on the head of a thistle growing just above their nest '. The value of a man's advice depends upon the success he has achieved In fol lowing It -