Loss of Appetite Is Less of Vitality, Vigor, Tone That stands to reason. It is common in the Spring, when the blood, which needs cleansing, fails ' jo givethe organs the stimulus nec-j essary for the proctor performance of their functions. Hood's Sarsaparilla cleanses the blood, restores appetite, gives vitality, vigor, tone this is one of the reasons why it's called the Greatest Spring Medicine. .Take it. " I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and it has created a good appetite and cleansed my blood." Adolfh Rhode, Plattsmoutb, Neb. " My little brother bad no appetite. He . has taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and now tets hungry like any other boy." Macd Kiloobe, Alden, Kan. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. H'u Voiceless Grief. Tilets Tryder looked very sad when he heard that telephoning across the ocean is possible. Crustham I suppose he did, poor fellow. It will be an unhappy day for him when he cannot get beyond the reach of his wife's voice. The Bait Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and qninine in a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c. A Low-Priced Worker. A Jersey farmer visiting New York, stood looking at a sign in a book store window: "Dickens' Works All This Week for Two Dollars." "Wall, ' he remarked, "my 'pinion is that Dickens feller is either a mighty poor workman or else he's confounded hard up for a job. " All Intestinal Troubles Prevented. Ten cents worth of prevention saves fortunes in doctor bills and funeral expenses. 10c. buys a box of Cascarets Candy Catharthic. Drug gists, 10c, 25c, SOc. Boulevard to Cross Ohio. The owners of automobiles in Ohio constitute a new force in the good roads movement. There is a plan now under way for the building of a boulevard from one end of the state to the other, touching the cities and largest towns. Garfield Tea is the most used, the best lilted and is the original herb tea for the cure of constipation and sick headache. It stregtbens the digestive organs. Cross Tobias. "But, my dear Tobias, remember that you may die at any time "Die, did you say? Die? the last thing I'll do. , That's Our 1901 catalog contains a full list of everything needed for photographic purposes. The fullest line of amateur goods in the west. ' Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. Tactful. Miss Withers (showing photograph of herself) I'm afraid it's rather faded. Binks (inexperienced, aged 19) Yes, but it's just like you. - SlOO REWARD SI OO. ' The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least oue dreaded disease that seience has been able to cure in all its stages, and that ia catarrh. HalTa Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Ball's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces i of the system, thereby destroying the founda tion of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro- prietors hare so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars lor any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., ToledorO. Sold by druggists, 75c. Ball's Family Pills are the best. Paternal Objection. He I really believe there is some thing between Mary and that young idiot Brown. She Yes, dear, there Is you. This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets She remedy that ems coltf ia mm mmj An Error of Judgement. A colored citizen gave a justice of V f , nc irawe a. mg mi, pussum as a wea ding fee. Meeting the groom a year after, the justice said : "Well. Jim. how do vmi likp mar- ' ried life?" "Well, sah," was the reply, "all I kin say is I wish I'd eat that possum." m m MM Jhe front, and is now known in every city, town and hamlet in the country. Its taunchest friends are those who have known it longest and have witnessed its wonderful curative powers in their own families or among their friends and acquaintances. Grateful patients in all parts of the country tell of their restoration to health and happiness, and the testimony of these is the highest evidence of the medicine's worth. S. S. S. is more popular today than; ever in its history no other remedy stands so high, has ever given such perfect satisfaction or is so reliable in the cure of Cancer, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison, Scrofula, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Acne, or any disease that originates in the blood. Being strictly a vegetable preparation, you will find it agrees with you much better than a drug store concoction or any of the widely advertised potash and mercury remedies, which affect the bones, muscles and stomach, causing ... , ' . Rheumatism or Dyspepsia. If you UOH't t.XpritM&nt have never tried S. S. S., you will be Takm S. S. S. but surely it drives out the poisons and restores the blood to a healthy condition. If there is a sore or ulcer on the body, it begins to heal around the edges, the dis charge finally ceases and the place gets well; muscular and bone pains vanish, and the skin is relieved of all itching, irritating eruptions. Nervous, run down and anaemic people will find S. S. S. just the medicine they need, for blood poverty and illy nourished nerves are responsible for their condition. For old people and children S. S. S. has no equal; being free from all minerals, .it does not nauseate or have any injurious effect whatever, and keeps the blood in good condition, thus fortifying against disease. Experience teaches what is good and what is not good ; this applies particularly to medicine, and S. S. S., a remedy that has retained the confidence of the people for nearly 50 years, must have merit IT CUass, is the secret m 11s success, wnen you can xor 0.0.0. don't be persuaded to accept something else there is no substitute for S. S. S. It is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the safest and best for all blood and skin troubles. Do not. let them force an inferior mineral remedy on you because there is a larger profit in it. It you have any blood or skin dis ease, don't hesitate to write us about it; our physicians will carefully consider TOUT Case and advise you without charge. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free. - THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. New York.PhlUdelphU Trolley Una, Flans are about completed to close up the gaps between New York and Philadelphia and complete a trolley line between the two big cities. The tracks of a couple of steam roads are to be used for a portion of the way and a high rate of speed is expected. The promoters say that the full fare each way will be $1. The round trip between the two places by steam is f4 Good Time Commlng, Girls. "The girls that are growing up now will have one important advantage over the young married women of todav. " "What's that?" "Their husbands will not be con tinually telling them of the fine cook ing their mothers used to do. "How do you know?" "Because the cook won't allow the mothers of the coming race to stick their noses into the kitchen." An Observing Actor. "I am in luck," said the tragedian. "I have just received an annual pass over the Central railway. "How in the world did that hap pen?" asked the comedian. ".Recognition of valuable services. After our return from our last trip I reported to the general manager 37 defective ties, any one of which might have caused a wreck. " A Moveable Possession. "John, you bring home a different umbrella every day. " "Well, I can't held it; as soon as I pick up one that I should like to hang on to, some other man in the office claims it." Break in Chios. "Every time you open your mouth, " said the elderly and envious, but pleb ian aunt, "you put your foot in it." "And this is something, you know, " pleasantly replied the wife of the mandarin, looking at the relative's ample understanding, "you couldn't possibly do it. " BEYOND CONTROL HOW Tt.E MUSCLES EE AFFECTED LOCCMTTOR ATAXIA. Ill A Well Known Ohio Citizen Cured of This Stubborn Ailment After Bis System Seamed Hopelessly l.roken Down. From the Mews, Waverly, Ohio. Mr. Eli Potts is a well known citi zen of Waverly, Ohio, having been in business there for 14 years. He is a veteran of the Mexican war in which he served with company H, of the Fourteenth Tennessee regiment. At the age of 76he bears the respect oi all who know him and the following experience, related by him, is raised beyond all doubt by the high charact er of the narrator. He says : "About seven years ago a disease fastened upon me which, as it devel oped, proved to be locomotor ataxia. I became very nervous, could not walk without having dizzy spells and did not sleep well." As the disease ad vanced I lost control of my muscles and could only walk a short distance. I could not control the direction of my steps and was always afraid oi falling. " - "This continued until the fall ol 1897 when there was a breaking down of my entire system. My, stomach was in bad condition and I suffered greatly with kidney trouble caused by being thrown out of a buggy. "About two years ago I saw Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People advertised in a Cincinnati paper. The case cured was similar to mine and I gave the pills a trial. Very soon after I began taking them I ex perienced relief and, as the improve ment continued, I took the pills regu larly. Gradually the control of the muscles was restored and my general health improved. The dfzzy feeling left me and has never returned. From my own experience I know that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a great remedy and I am pleased to recom mend them to any one who suffers as I did." Signed. 'ELI POTTS. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 4th day of November, 1900. W. R. A. Hayes, Seal. Notary Public. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People may be obtained at all drug gists or direct from Dr.' Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y., on receipt of price, 50 cents per box ; six boxes for $2.50. An Old Instrument. Violinist (proudly) The instru ment that I shall use at your house tomorrow is over 200 years old. Parvenu Oh, never mind! It's good enough. No one will know the difference. S. S. S. has Deea before the public for many years; from a small begin ning, it has steadily worked it wa-v tn surprised aiine immediate good ellects, for no sooner does it get into the circulation than the antietite increase vnn tmw hmnm. am A nnniii. What ia Ovaritis? A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied by a sense of tenderness and heat low down In the side, with an occasional shooting pain, indicates inflammation. On examination it will be found that the region of pain shows some swell ing. This is the first stage of ovaritis. Inflammation of the ovary. If the roof of your house leaks, my sister, yon have I fixed at onoe ; why not pay the same jspect to your own body ? xou need not, you ought not to let yourself go, when one of your own sex Has. AxA Asto. balds out the helping hand to yon, and will advise you without money and without price. Mrs. Pinkham's labora tory is at Lynn, Mass. Write a letter there telling all your symptoms and get the benefit of the greatest experi ence in treating female ills. " I was suffering to such an extent from ovarian trouble that my physi cian thought an operation would be) necessary. "Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Corn round having been recommended to me, I decided to try it. After using several bottles I found that I was cored. My entire system was toned up, and I suffered no more with my ovaries." Mas. Anna AsTOir.Troy. Mo. An Error in Classification. ' Percy 'Skitts is a sponger a per fect sponge. "Oh, no! When a sponge absorbs anything, by squeezing, it you can get it again. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine arterV Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of 5ee Fac-Simlle Wrapper Below. Terr s Tl mm as ear CARTER'S FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. rTswsv Iras lunuiiru. DilVER FOR TORPID LIVER. PI IIS FOR CONSTIPATION. rt FOR SALLOW SKIN. run THE GUMrLUIUI tJSss!'ntrTerstadv& CURE SICK HEADACHE. The Next Step. Here's a scientist who claims that genius is merely a nervous disease." Good! Now, can t he discover some way to make it contagious?" f OU KNOW WHAT YOU ABE TAKING because the formula ia plainly printed on every bottle showing; that it Is simply Iron and Qui nine in a taatelesM form. No Cure, Pay. 60c. tv nen vou taae u rove's -lasceiess emu Tonic, As She Understood It Boston Girl Have you read Emer son? . St Louis Girl No, I guess not. those red spots on my face are just common pimples. The Last Ditch. "It may seem like bragging," said the Englishman, throwing down his newspaper in disgust, "but if this Boer war was being fought out on the sea there'd be a different story to tell The Seasons Courtesies. Ice Man Good by, old man; I'm glad you had such a severe winter. Coal Man So long; I wish you a sizzling summer. ' . Practical Art. Critic Not a bad stretch of land but haven't you laid out more than enough of it in water? Artist Not a bit of it. The pic ture is for a client who has made his money in stock watering operations. Wireless Telegraphy on Atlantic froiessor K. A. iessenden, with his assistants, has installed a wireless telegraphy station not far from Cap Hatteras, on Koanoke island, IM. C. Negative Fame. "Well I see they are going to a real naval arch. " have V" What's the idea of that?" "Oh, I suppose it's to commerorate . 1 , .. the way Dewey has been forgotten. A Stumper For the M. 0. "Maid (to absent minded invalid) The doctor is here, sir. Absent minded invalid Well, just you tell him that I am not able to see any one today. Digestibility of Foods. Rice, raw eggs and boiled venison require only one hour to digest. At the other e'nd are pork.' roast beef. I cabbage and hard eggs, which , require fnni tn fl.-a tn GOOD Sboft Storle$ j; One day, at Burlington House, Ten nyson Is said to have asked the guests a conundrum which he had just made: "Who are the greatest women in the world?" The answer., was: "Miss Ourl, the Misses Ippl and Sara Gossa." W. S. Gilbert, of Gilbert and Sullivan opera fame, was one day standing on the steps of his club house in London, when a stranger approached and asked: "Does a man belong to your club with one eve named Walker?" "I don't know," was the answer; "what's the name of his other eye?" Arthur Simmons, the venerable negro j attendant at the White House, was doz ing in his chair the other day, when an usher rushed upstairs and said: "Man down here wants to see Mr. Cortelyou." "Can't see him;" replied Arthur, with dignity. "But this man says he's got to see him." Don't care nothln about that," said Arthur, preparing to resume his doze; "nobody can see Secretary Cortelyou; he's gone Into his sanctum sanitarium." Thomas Lincoln, the father of Abra ham Lincoln, was a great story-teller, and one yarn that he never tired of re hearsing was a blood-curdling Indian tale. One day, when he was about seven or eight years old, and living In Kentucky, he was sitting on a fence, watching his father and older brothers at work In the field. Without a mo ment's warning, a small band of In dians came rushing by on horseback. One of them, with a sweep of his long arm, seized the lad and galloped on. Little Tommy Lincoln looked up Into the red warrior's face, and said: "Don't kill me. Take me a prisoner." The Indian smiled. . Just then a rifle cracked. Indian and boy tumb'e-l off the horse, the Indian dead, with a bul let in his brain. Tommy Lincoln's brother had come to the rescue. Once, when Mark Twain was to lec ture in a small Western town, he was greeted at the railway station by the minister, who was to be his host during his brief stay. On their way to the parsonage, the minister asked If It would be agreeable to Mark if he opened the lecture with a prayer, as was the custom. Of course the humor ist was delighted, and accordingly, when they reached the hall that even ing, the minister left the lecturer sitting in the corner of tlje platform, took the center of the stage himself, and pro ceeded to offer a prayer about half an hour long, in the course of which he gave his views on all the current affairs of Interest and concluded by saying: "And now, O Lord, we have with us to night a man who is known throughout all the world as the great American humorist. Help us, O Lord help us to understand what he Is about to say to us, and to be amused by it; and if pos sible, grant that we may derive some real benefit from his lecture." Talking of the inauguration of James Buchanan, L. A. "MeCreary, of Wash ington, D. C, said: "The Klrkwood House was crowded from basement te the roof, and the rush was so great that store-rooms were used to make room for the throng. One of these had no window only a door, and when a man from Maine trudged in at midnight of March 3d, he was very glad Indeed to take the only thing left the window- less store-room. On the morning of -Jiarcn oxn, me man rrom Maine ap peared as the desk and wanted to know when the ceremonies were to take place. 'Ceremonies?' asked the clerk; 'what do you mean?' 'Why,' said the man, 'the inauguration.' The clerk thought he was mentally unbalanced, and eyed him suspiciously, until he ex claimed: 'I was awake half a dozen times, but didn't want to dress In the dark, thinking it was still night, and so I went to sleep again. I got pretty hungry at last, and that made me get up. When does the next train leave for Bangor? I want to get back to God's country, where they have sun shine.'" Frank. Here we were set upon and beaten with club "Murder!" cried Ardley, impulsively A subtle something told me he was wrong. iou are college students, are you not?" said I, addressing our assailants. "We are," said they, civilly. "It is as I thought," said I, turning to my companion. "This Is not murder at all, but a prank, merely!" Ardley was covered with confusion, ana vowed he should- never . forgive nimseir, although the students, with rare good breeding, affected to make light of It, Detroit Journal. Placlnsr the Blame. "My dear, ' said the meek Mr. Newli wed, "I don't like to complain, but this omelet you made " "What's the matter with It?" she in quired. , "Well er it's rather hard to cut it, and " "liraciousi 1 was arraid that man would send me tough eggs. I'll stop dealing with him." Philadelphia Press. Realism, "What is that sound like a rainstorm that I hear from the floor above?" 1 "Wnv. that s onr natent rain nnnnrn- ans. It's for the convenient nnrl ant. ' isfaction of umbrella buyers who want to test their purchases." Cleveland Plaindealer. An A mendment. "The man who shoots us out of sea son is to be fined." - "Fined? Goodness, ma I If 'they real- ly wan to !toP lt wny ' ta- ! nr!cin nim rnr llro nr olorronnta himV prison him for life or electrocute him?" Puck. On the Enemy's Fire, of Course. "I think the enemy has got our range, captain," said the officer of the day. "How in the world are we to cook our dinner?" replied the captain, absent- mindedly. What to Eat. , The groom may lead the bride to the altar but his leadership is apt to end there. Every , man is sometimes what h should be at all times. nVSE3E0Q17lf g t? Hag ?g!r " For trix year I was a victim of 4 f pepavlm In its worst form. I could aat nottolns but milk toast, and at times my stomach would not retain and digest even that Last Mares I began takinc CASCARETS and slnos ibes I have steadily improved, until I am as well st I ever was la my life." David H. Mcrfbt, Newark. O. CANDY Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Mover Sloken. Weaken, or Grips. 10c. 36c. 60c . CURE CONSTIPATION. ... t.riUf lawij CMpu;, Caka. Martini. 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It you are a sufferer from this ailment, or from indigestion, fla tulency, constipation, nervousness or in somnia you should trv it at once, if von would be well. It will 'strengthen your" en tire system and produce sound sleep. The Way it Goes. "In those two warm days this week winter seemed to have slipped a cog." "Likely enough. Winter is gener ally wound up with a spring." Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc. Mitchell Bicycles . J $25 - $30 - $35 - $40 OXFORD, DEFENDER and DUNLOP TIRES Dunlop Steel Rims. Agents Wanted. Full tine of Sundries. Send for Catalogue. Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., First and Taylor Sts. PORTLAND, OR. NEW LIFE TO &imB7o Anchor I ureal ugmmusuoB oi airengiu auu neauiy "The Tie That Binds." See Our Anchor Clamp Yon would be surprised it you knew how little it would cost you to fix up that aid fence. Better send for some Anchor Clamps and Uprights, and ft pair of our pinchers, and make your o:d wire fence look like a new one. ANCHOR FENCE looks so nice and is so KtroaK ttiat farmers sometimes think that it must be high priced, it isn't, though. Cuw Before Using. Cattle, Sneep FARM, RAILROAD Write for Prices and Catalogue. Agent b Wanted in Every Town. The 743 Chas. L. Mastick CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW. Consignments solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS. Dealers in Leather and Findings. Refer to Wells. Fargo & Co. Bank, 'Portland, Oregon. For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years tmc esnraua company, nnr roaa crrv. Air AW .."v ALUM IN FOOD. How Can the Danger Be Avoided? The reported cases of poisoning from the use of alum baking powder have awakened the public to the seri ous danger which menaces the i.ealth o the people of the country in the nuniftroiw alum powders which are iTw npon consumers. (Tirrally, alum powders may be known from the price at which they are sold, or from the fact that they nrn ar-cornpanicd by a gift, or are dis-M-d of under some scheme. The alum tiowdcr costs but a few cents per w,iift(l to make, and is often sold at 20 or 25 crriU a pound; and sometimes as low as 10 cents. It is impossible to name all the alum powders in the market, but any baking powder sold at a low price, or advertised as costing much less than the well known, high class powders, or accompanied by a present, or dis posed of under any scheme, is of this class, detremcntal to health and to le avoided. These facts should incline consum ers to turn a deaf ear to all importu nities to buy the inferior powders. The wise housekeeper will decline in all cases to take them. A Typographical Error. A young lady wrote some verses for a local paper about her birthday, and headed them "May 30th. " It almost made her hair turn gray when it ap peared in print, "My 30th." A Real Dramatic Treat. Abe Chinwhiskers Did you see Sary Bernhardt play she was a man when you was ter If 00 York, Josh? Joshua Qeehaw Humph! Bet ter 'n that ! I see a whole minstrel troupe made up of women. mmx- thresher co. 1 Factory, Battle Creek, jriohtaii. Branch House, Portland, Oregon. To be Prosperous, Use the "ADVANCE" THRESHER The greatest money -male r. For prices and catalogue nee "A-lvance' agents, or write Advance Thresher Co Portlanl. Or Or write M. E. and E. T. Hay. Wilbur, "Wash. OLD FENCES! Clamps and Uprights. The Old Fence. The Auction Fence, ana nog light, it Never slips after closing, AND LAWN FENCE. Portland Anchor Fence Co. Nicolai St.. PORTLAND, Oregon. & Co. 75 Front Street, Cor. Oak Portland, Oregon. The Chop and the Cherry Tree. "Popkin loves to be historically correct." "What's his latest?" " , "He had an English chop for break fast on Washington's birthdxv ' When Charm Meets Charm. Mr. Jackson I done hab my rab bit's foot erlong, but she give me de mahble heaht, jes' same. 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