TIE GARMENT OF III. THERE was no skeleton in the armor when Hartpole found it; only some sand and a bunch of tumble-weed, a rattle-snake, and a ta rantula. The tarantula scuttled off, he killed the rattlesnake, and the tumble weed and sand he emptied out. Then , he had the armor done up in a shelter tent and put upon a pack-mule. After which, the column moved on. It should not have halted at all, for it was in pursuit of a band of Indians. But there were bands of Indians every day, and the finding of a full suit of armor lying under a mesquite bush beside their trail was rare. Certainly Hartpole had never heard of such a thing. And, so far as he knew, it was the only suit of armor ever discovered on the New Mexico plains, but his lore on the subject was not profound. When he got back to his two-company post on the banks of the Gila, he found the interest in life, which had been lacking for him up to then, in en larging that knowledge. He sent East for books and histories and treatises concerning coats of mail and the men who have worn them, and he even went so far as to write to the Smithsonian Institution, at the risk of having a gov ernment commission sent out at once to seize his treasure. And in the inter val of two months which elapsed be fore he received a reply for the rail road was only to Kansas in those days he set about cleaning the armor him self, and with his own hands joining it together. He was so occupied, what with that and the histories and the other books, that he forgot to have Gila-bottom ma laria and had no time to worry about the flies. Then, when the steel was once more bright as the azure shield of Achilles, and -he had proved to his own and to every one's satisfaction that it must once have protected the body of one of Coronado's men, and must date from the middle of the sixteenth cen tury, or thereabout, he hung it up in his one-room adobe quarters, along with the Indian trophies that were as nothing now and the bottled reptiles of many sorts; and the fame of it spread through the land. An English lord, in a pith helmet and gray linen, who was going about the country, traveled miles out of his way to look upon it; and a scientific party from Boston did the same. Hartpole was beginning to be very proud, when, one day, he had a visitor of another kind. If was a man he had seen sometimes hanging around the agency and the post a small, lithe fellow, part Coyo tero Apache, part Mexican, possibly a very small part white, who had some reputation as a medicine-man with the tribes, but not much as anything else. Hartpole was sitting under his ra mada on a late summer afternoon, read ing a book whose cov jrs curled -tp with the 'leat, when se-aetiiing came be tween him and his light, and, looking up, he saw the medicine-man peering In the opening. He said, "Hullo, Ciego," and added, "What do you want, eh?" Ciego was so called because he was blind in one eye. He came in under the ramada, and stood so close to him that Hartpole moved a little. The Coy otero's cast-off uniform and red head band were not clean. 'Ciego spoke excellent Spanish, and, as Hartpole did, too, he had no trouble about making himself understood. He explained that he would like to see the 6uit of iron clothes which he had been told that the lieutenant possessed. The lieutenant was so pleased to think that it had been spoken of even in the fast nesses of the Sierra Blanca and of the Tonto Basin that he forgot how dirty Ciego was, and straightway rose and invited him into the one room. The medicine-man stood looking at the armor with an interest and evident appreciation that touched Hartpole very much. After the manner of his kind, he said no word, but presently he went nearer and felt of the plates and chains with his finger-tips, and put his good eye close and looked inside. Then he turned to Hartpole. "Where did you find it?" be asked. The lieutenant explained at some length. "Is it very old?" Hartpole said it was at least three hundred and thirty odd years old, and went into a little history. Ciego nodded his head. "I know," he said. But that was so manifestly ab surd that Hartpole did not pay any at tention to it "It is very fine," said Ciego. "For how much will you sell it to me?" Naturally, Hartpole only laughed, but the Apache was in ear nest, nevertheless. "No," he insisted, looking him sharply in the face. "No, de veras, I wish to buy it from you." "Well, I don't wish to sell," answered the lieutenant, rather vexed at the mere Idea. "I have five hundred dollars," said the Indian. "If you had a thousand you could not have it." "I have a thousand." Hartpole laughed again, a little Im patiently. "You do not believe me look here." Ciego drew a buckskin bag from the folds of his sasb. It was full of gold. "There are five hundred dollars here. In three days I can bring you five hun dred more." Hartpole guessed how he had come by it, and his temper rose. "That Is stolen money," he said, angrily; "put it up. You can't have the armor. Uka Bhee." "You let me have it" begged Ciego; "I wish it very much. I will do many things for you." Hartpole swore this time mean, Spanish oaths. "No," he said, "yon can't have it Go to the Devil get out." Even though Ciego was only a dirty Indian, the White-Eye should have re membered that he probably had feel ings which could be hurt. It is well, nowever, for those who have the direc tion of children and savages in their hands to remember that those simple folk have sometimes reasons for the things they do and say, good and suffi cient unto themselves. But It never occurred to Hartpole what this half- blind Indian's reasons might be. They did not transpire until some weeks later. Yet in Ciego's tribe there was a le gend of a great white chief who had once married one of their women, and had ruled over them, and who had worn a suit of shining iron. And their tradition ran that whosoever should find and wear that garment again would be impervious to the bullets of the White-Eye, would become the greatest of medicine-men, and rule not only over his own people but over all the Apache tribes and those of the plains of the North. And the very founder of that family to which Ciego belonged was reputed to have been the white chief in the coat of Iron. The Coyoteros believed these things and so did the medicine man. So when the news of the armor suit had reached him, he had levied heavy fees for his incantations for some months, and, adding these to the gold he had ex changed for Mexican dollars, collected from many raids, he took himself down to the camp of the soldiers to obtain fairly and by purchase that which was his very own. But fairness and the offers of purchase had failed. . Ciego looked the White-Eye officer over from his scalp to his toes, and up again, and then with no sound, save just one grunt went out from the quar ters and from the post Hartpole told of it at the mess that night, and forgot all about it after that. But Ciego did not as Hartpole ought to have foreseen. One night an Indian, his body naked as It was born, a poisoned knife in his hand, stole across the sandy parade ground when the moon was under the clouds of a coming storm, and slipped, as silently as none but a savage can, under the ramada of Hartpole's quar ters, and thence through the open door. The Indian had missed nothing when he had been in that one small room a month before. He knew where every thing in it was, from the chromo In a blue frame on the wall to the cot In the corner, across from the fire-place. He hid himself behind the piece of calico that curtained off the nook where Hart pole's clothes hung, and waited until the moon showed for a moment through a break in the clouds, and he could see the figure on the cot beneath the mosquito-net. When the room was dark again, he slid out; and the blade of the knife in his hand went straight through the heart of the man asleep. Then he took the rattling armor from its nails and wrapped it in the calico curtain, and fled through the night, as silently and swiftly as only an Apache can. Now it happened that Hartpole had gone to another post a good many miles to the east that very day, and he had left his striker to sleep in his quarters and keep guard over his things. So it was into the luckless soldier's heart that the knife was driven, and the nex,t day a telegram apprised Hartpole that his striker was murdered and his suit of mail was gone. The day after that all the department knew that the Coyoteros were on the war-path, and, having cut the reserva tion, were killing right and left. They were led by a medicine-man called "Ciego," and the scouts reported that he was dressed in a garment of white iron which no White-Eye's bullet could peirce. They also reported that the Chiricahuas and the Pah-Utes and the Sierra Blancas were joining him. It promised to be an interesting time for the territories. Hartpole began to have a dim idea of why the medicine-man had wanted his Spanish mail, now. He was ordered out, of course. Most of the department was. Trouble of the sort that this promised to be had to be checked at once, if at all. It was serious already; but there was one thing in favor to get away. Their fanatical faith in their medicine-man led them to seek battle rather than to shun it. And twice, having done so, they beat off the troops, because there were, as usual, too few. But the third time they were caught in a pocket of the Mogallons, and there were no less than six troops against them. Hartpole's was of the number. The Indians fought from dawn of the first day until twilight of the second. In the open at first, then from behind shel ter, then at last they retreated to a shallow cave high up on a hillside, and there was no getting them out. A mountain howitzer might have done it but there was none with the command. All day the troops fired volleys into so much or1 the mouth of the cave as show ed between the pine trunks and the walls of rock. They knew that the slaughter within must have been pretty severe, but there were no signs of sur render, nevertheless. The hostiles might hold out until the last one was dead; they certainly would until their medicine-man should fall. The medicine-man could be seen from time to time, a gleaming figure, moving clumsi ly among the trees and underbrush. And for all that it went so slowly and was so bright, no bullet seemed ever to hit it. Even the white men began to consider it with awe. . At sunset of the second day, when the sounds from the cave had all but ceased and the Indians within It were without ammunition and at bay, the glistening form came clambering delib erately to the top of a high rock, whooping and yelling, calling the rem nant of Its followers on. It stood so, for a moment, the red sun rays striking through the pine branches on the dent ed steel, a weird sight in the depths of the mountain fastnesses of the New World; so odd and strange that the sol diers hesitated with their fingers on the triggers of their carbines. But Hartpole, kneeling alone behind a bowlder, remembered only that that glowing armor was his, and that he wanted it The visor was up and he could see the glitter of the one good eye. He had won a sharpshooter's med al in his time, and he put his skill to use now. There was a puff of smoke from above his bowlder, and the shin ing figure threw up its arms and stag gered. Then it fell forward, down from the pinnacle of rock, clattering and crashing among the logs and stones. They found, when they dragged him out, that Hartpole's bullet had gone straight through the good eye, and that Ciego was ciego in very truth now and quite dead. San Francisco Argo naut. IT WAS NOT CONSCIENCE. Made Honest by the Sight of a Dilapi date I Umbrella. Here is a highly moral tale which will make good reading for both old and young. It is a valuable illustration of the text, "The way of the transgressor is hard." It is a story of a woman and an umbrella. It is apparent that the umbrella has been the cause of the fall from strict honesty of many otherwise irreproachable individuals. The woman in this story, up to the occurrence of this particular event, however, had found the umbrella to be the source of the display on her part of many excel lent virtues and had suffered many things because of them. She had been snippily treated by women, barely thanked by men and openly snubbed by the autocrats of the surface cars in her efforts to see that absent-minded people did not lose their umbrellas. And In some way she seemed always to be finding unattached umbrellas, and her conscience forbade her leaving them without an attempt to find the owners. On this particular day she was resting quietly in one of the parlors of a big New York shop when quite according to her custom she espied beside her an umbrella. It was rather dark in that corner of the room and she could not see the umbrella distinctly, but she put her hand on it, found that it was silk, and with a weary sigh rose to find some one who would take charge of it. Why should she be made the public cus todian of umbrellas? Nevertheless she started to find the colored woman in charge of the room, but she had slipped out. She went in starch of a floor walker, bet not one was in sight. In and out around counters she walked wearily, but not a floor walker to be seen. Then the temptation came. "What a goose you are!" said the in ward voice. "Here you spend your time looking up people to take charge of lost umbrellas, and I don't believe that once in a thousand years they ever reach their owners. Take that umbrella home with you and don't be a fool." The voice was growing emphatic. It was probably because she was tired, but, anyway, without a moment's resistance the woman stopped her search aud walked out of the shop with the umbrella which would now be hers. She walked on with conscious careless ness, not venturing to give glance at It. She did not do this until she was in the car on her way home. Then she did look down and saw in her hands a silk umbrella, to be sure, but old and ragged, an umbrella which would be a disgrace to the poorest costume. Some woman had bought a new umbrella and discarded this rag. And now the finder must get rid of it She hadn't felt like a thief "before, but now she did. How could she get rid of it? She did not dare throw it in the -street for that would be conspicuous. She laid tt on the seat, as far back as possible, looked unconscious again, and at last sneaked that was the way she felt out of that car and actually ran until she was around the corner and no one could pos sibly return to her the umbrella she had voluntarily stolen.' New York Times. THE HEROINE OF TO-DAY. She Ja Self-Heliant, PhysicaHy Strong, and Fitted to i.e Man's Companion. The heroine of modern life and fic tion is contrasted with the heroine of the century's beginning by Robert Grant, in the Woman's Home Compan ion. In the following passage Judge Grant leaves little doubt as to which of the two he prefers: "Not only woman herself, but the universe, rejoices in the new heroine of real life and contemporary fiction the self-reliant, incredulous, sphere-seek ing, critical, yearning modern woman. Even the rose on her bosom wears a prouder demeanor, as though conscious of her changed estate. Who would re mand her to her insipid servitude? Certainly not man. She has become his true companion instead of his adoring doll. The Amelia Sedleys have passed away from the face of the earth for ever, and the Marcellas-rule in their place. And yet, with the swinging of the pendulum in mind, a philosopher may be pardoned for dropping a few violets on the grave of the heroine of the past; even on poor Amelia Sedley's Amelia, who would certainly have bored this philosopher to the point of weariness. "Amelia Sedley was the sheer heroine of the past without lights and shadows. But her more attractive sisters lie also in their graves, and memories of some of them come back to us fragrant with virtues in spite of their limitations, which, It seems to a philosopher, the new heroine the Gibson girl cannot afford to disregard. They had no minds to speak of, it Is true. That is, they were parrot-like in their repetition of what their husbands and fathers and brothers told them was so; and their energies were devoted to household concerns the generation and rearing of babies, the production of delectable food, to darning, nursing, church-work and small charities. They were gener ally timid and afraid of mice, disin clined to athletic exercise and heroic undertakings; they had no clubs, and did not aim to be original. But think how dainty and pure-minded and ten der they were! Dainty with the nlce ness of dolls, pure-minded with the in nocence of the moated grange, tender with the loving forgiveness and foolish Infatuation of Idolators, It may be, and yet dainty, pure-fhinded and tender." Steam and Modern Navies. A whole fleet in the days of Nelson could be built and fitted out at little more than the cost of a single Ironclad; the coal expended on a single cruise would pay for the refitting of bis whole battle line, while the immense shells re quired to make any impression on the modern armor plate cost more than his whole armament. But the modern line-of-battle ship could neither be built armed nor fought without the use of steam, and its evolution may be said to have commenced with the first appli cation of the steam engine to naviga tion. If you would know a man as he really is you most dine with him occasionally. PRIZES HER SNAKES. KLAMATH FALLS PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO PART WITH THEM. On Plea -ant Days They May Be Seen by Thousands Wriggling About on Hocky Ledges Beside the Falls Harmless to Humanity. The snake industry at Klamath Falls bids fair to become important. A few weeks ago Postmaster Castel received a letter from a concern in Minnesota making inquiry as to the price of the reptiles, and if a shipment could be made to a Minnesota snake farm. Al though the letter was written on print ed letter heads, the postmaster thought some one was trying to perpetrate a joke upon him. He replied, however, and stated that it would "supply all the snakes wanted at 25 cents a pound. By return mail, much to his surprise, came an order for 400 pounds of snakes, de livered at the nearest railroad station. The Minnesotan went on to state that next season he would make further orders an object to Mr. Castel, but he would take 800 pounds more this fall. Snake catching is now the order of the day here. It is a paying business, as one man can easily capture 100 In a day, and this represents at least fifty pounds. The Klamath Falls snakes have a world-wide reputation. The town is situated at the foot of Klamath falls, which begiu at Upper Klamath lake and continue through a narrow, rocky gulch for a mile to the lower lake. The descent is gradual and the falls nothing more than a rapid mountain stream, 100 yards or more wide, between the two lakes. This place forms a sort of curve, or elbow, and was called Ewa.wa by the Indians, meaning elbow. Along this river or falls on a warm day miles of snakes, curling, wriggling and crawl ing over each other is no unusual sight and if the weather is a little cool one I has to wait for them to get out of the way or take a stick and lift them aside, as many do. The stranger on his first trip to this section is continually dodg ing and Jumping sidewise, although he is informed that the reptiles are per fectly harmless. The inhabitant doesn't mind them at all. Little girls gather j apronf uls and boys carry small ones I around in their pockets. They are re garded as pets here generally and are seldom harmed. They come down into the very town and while walking along. I the streets a couple of dozen may be jseen in going a block. They simply ; wriggle out of the way crawl between the cracks of the plank sidewalks or move off to one side. The snakes are regarded as benefactors by the com munity and therejs some complaint at parting with the few required to fill the Minnesota man's order, j The reptiles live and breed among the rocks and cliffs along the falls, and it is asserted that they have completely j routed the rattlesnakes from the entire section, besides destroying all the mice 1 and other pests that infested the place. I They attack a rattlesnake and while I one alone has been known to kill the , largest rattler, a number will wind themselves about the venomous reptile and strangle it' in a short time. It is claimed that before these snakes made their appearance the rattlers infested the region, but they are now seldom seen. The species is said to be a water snake, and this is evidenced by the fact that they will take to the water if there is no other means of escape when crowded, and move about in that ele ment with the ease and skill of a fish. They are of a dark color, about tlyee feet long when full grown and have a stripe a little lighter than the general color down their back. All sizes may be seen among them, from the three or four inch baby snake to the full-grown ones. On a warm day they are visible by the thousands ana in many cases they coil up by the dozens in huge rolls. Pictures of these rolls have been sent, upon inquiry, all over the world. A farmer living In the gulch by the banks of the river has great difficulty in using his hay at the last of winter. The snakes take refuge In his barn during the cold weather, and as the hay gets low he finds great masses of the be numbed reptiles rolled together all through the hay. It Is believed here that tons of the snakes could be shipped from this place annually without materially decreasing the supply, and the Industry may prove a paying one. Snake oil commands an enormous price for medicinal purposes, and it is known that a superior quality of the oil can be manufactured from the Klamath Falls species. Portland regonlan. Insurance on Royal Heads. The lives of European potentates are generally heavily insured. While mauy of them enjoy practically unlimited in comes during their lives they are un able to bequeath anything except to their eldest sons. Insurance gives them the opportunity of making some provis ion for their younger sons and daugh ters. ; Napoleon III. of France was insured for a fabulous sum; and it is due to this foresight that the ex-Empress Eugenie will leave when she dies $10,000,000 to Prince Victor Napoleon. The late King Humbert of Italy was more heavily insured than any mon arch since that day. No less than $G, 000,000 will be paid over io Queen JIargherita. Scarcely a single English insurance company was without some interest in the Duke of Edinburgh's life and now the huge sum of $1,500,000 will have to come out of the coffers of these so cieties. - . The Prince of Wales' policies amount to $3,000,000, while the Czar of Russia is insured for only $2,000,000. One mil lion dollars is at stake on the life of Prince Henry of Prussia; $1,500,000 up on that of the Baron de Rothschild, of London. Queen Victoria, as might be supposed, has been a veritable gold mine to insurance companies owing to her long life. Germany Has a New Motor. From Germany comes the design of a remarkable motor that turns heat energy directly into motion through the Intermediary action of electricity. The machine is called a thermo-electric motor, and works on the familiar prin ciple of the electric motor somewhat modified to meet the peculiar exigen cies of the case. In action it is essen tially an electric motor, but one deriv ing its electrical energy from heat ap plied to it through thermo-electric cou ples. A thermo-electric couple is com posed of two dissimilar metals, such as iron and copper. Any complete circuit made of two metals must necessarily have two junctions of the two in it. If -one of these junctions is heated more than the other an electric current will flow in the circuit, its amount and direction depending on the nature of the two metals, the difference in tempera ture between the two junctions and the resistance it encounters in its path. On the motor machine the couples are made of iron and nickel, firmly brazed together. They are arranged like the windings of the ordinary electric motor, with one set of junctions brought con veniently to the surface, where gas jets play upon them. The other set are cooled by a rapid circulation of air about them, engendered by the rotation of the machine. While the motor is of no practical value, it Is exceedingly interesting exemplification of the ease with which energy may be transformed and retransformed through the various forms of heat, electricity and motion. A lady of literary fame once requested Dr. Reid, the celebrated medical writer, to call at her house. "Be sure you rec ollect the address," she said as she quitted the room, "No. 1 Chesterfield street." "Madam," said the doctor, "I am too great an admirer of politeness not to remember Chesterfield, and, I fear, too selfish ever to forget Number One." Justin McCarthy and some friends were talking once about a member of the House of Commons. A lady who was one of the company said it was a pity for the sake of his personal appear ance that he had such very large ears. "Yes," said T. P. O'Connor, the bril liant parliamentary and platform ora tor, "and the worst of it is that while they are too large for ears, they are too small for wings." When Governor Roosevelt's train pulled out of Greeley, Col., a woman climbed on the back platform in order to give him a home-made cake. The train gained such momentum that when the time came for her to get off she was obliged to make a flying-trapeze leap for terra firma. She rolled over a few times in the sand, got up, and smiled at Roosevelt as he stood worried for her safety on the back platform. Then she waved her handkerchief in evident de light, and became the envy of a hun dred women who had watched her ac robatic effort At a luncheon given by some strang ers in an English town, where he was lecturing the other day, Israel Zang will was treated as a famous celebrity, and his most indifferent remark was re ceived with great interest. After luncheon his hostess asked him to write something in her little boy's diary, so that' the little man might always re member the day he saw the great writer. Mr. Zangwill turned- over the leaves of the diary, reading here and there: "Got a reward of merit," "Had a birthday party," "Tonsilitis," etc., and then he wrote: "Deceniber-Zangwil litis." Years ago Major Patterson wfls trav eling on the railroad through Western Kansas, wheu he fell into conversation with a congenial St. Louis man, who remarked that he had an excellent scheme for hiding his money. "I simply put it under the sweatband of my hat," he said, "and no robber in the world would ever think of looking there for cash." With that he pulled off his hat and showed where he had $250 "planted" as he described. About an hour later the train was suddsnly ha't ed while it was turning a lonely ravine aud in a few moments a masked man entered the car and began to system atically loot the passengers, while two other robbers kept them covered .with shotguns from the doors. When the fellow reached him the Major looked up coolly and declared he had less than a dollar in his pocket. "Now if you"ll leave me that and my watch," he said "I'll tell you something worth know ing: That fellow in the next seat fias $250 under the sweat-band of his hat.'' '-'All right" said the robber, "keep your watch and chicken feed," and he pro ceeded to confiscate the other passen ger's cash. When the agony was all over, and the marauders had departed, the St. Louis man turned around, burst ing with rage and Indignation. "That was a dirty, low-down trick!" he roar ed, "and I'm going to hold you account able for every cent of my money!" "I expected you to, my friend," replied the Major, quietly, "and here is the amount. You see," he added, "I hap pen to be a paymaster in the United States army, and I have a matter of $40,000 in. this valise by my feet. Under the circumstances I felt justified in temporarily sacrificing your little $250 to-divert attention. .1 shall charge it up to the Government as 'extra expense in transportation of funds.' " A Beggar's Plea. "Could you spare a few cents for a sick child, ma'am ?" said a woman to a young lady who was about to get on a street car in Bellefleld. Being of a sympathetic nature, the young lady looked in her purse and found she could spare a 5-cent piece. The coin was handed to the beggar, who took it and said: "Thank you, lady. It'll be a blessing to the child. It'll buy him a pint a pint of milk," she added as an after thought. The car came just then, and as the young lady mounted the steps she said: "O, don't get milk forthe child; get him the pint." The woman scowled and the ear rolled on. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Cost of Banning Atlantic Steamers. In three years the expense of running an Atlantic steamer exceeds the cost of construction. The race is not always to the swift; it often depends on the character of the ! man in the judges' stand. FOR LABORING MEN ONLY. College in Missouri Center of the Rua kin Hall Movement. A new college, the first of its kind In this country, has been opened at Tren ton, Mo., and is expected to act as the parent stem from which numerous oth- j er similar institutions will sprout. It , is called Ruskin College and is as far , as is yet possible a counterpart of the . college of the same name which has proven such a valuable addition to Ox- j ford University, England. The institu Hon As in part the gift of English work- I Ingmen to their fellows in this country and owes its existence largely to the efforts of Walter Vrooman, the young American who with other admirers of the philosopher and critic founded Rus kin Hall at Oxford. The school has for its object the placing of hitherto unat tainable educational advantages within the reach of young men of small means, thus enabling them, for a time at least, to leave their environment and give themselves wholly to study. When Mr. Vrooman announced that he would at tempt the establishment of such a col lege In this country he received imme diate offers of help from all over En gland. Workingmen there showed their BUSKIN COLI.EGK. gratitude for the founding of Ruskin HalL at Oxford by raising $20,000 on behalf of a similar institution in this country. On returning to this country Mr. Vrooman received hearty co-operation from educators and labor leaders here and soon the fund was augment ed by $10,000. Funds having been thus provided, the work rapidly proceeded, and now the college is ready to receive students. Its prototype at the venerable English seat of learning is devoted to the work of educating young men of moderate means, not with the Intention of mak ing them lawyers, or clergymen, but with the hope of sending them back to their own work fully equipped for the leadership of their own class. It has on its rolls and it educates at this mo ment about 1,500 workingmen by cor respondence; it has founded other Rus kin Halls in the more important towns of England. Ruskin College at Trenton has now become the central institution and headquarters of the Ruskin Hall move ment in America, and around it are to be established shops, factories and bus iness enterprises, including agriculture and horticulture. A WOMAN'S POCKET MONEY. Many Wives Are Compelled to Get Along on a Small Allowance. When a man at the altar utters the words "With all my worldly goods I thee endow," what does he mean? Cer tain it is that few husbands live up to their pledge The majority look upon the small sums they give their wives betimes as so much money thrown away. One of the most charming of women and faithful of wives endured the parsimony of her "lord and master" as long as she could and then set to work and secretly made cakes and pre serves, which she disposed of at an ex change, and so earned a pittance which she could dispose of, oh, joy! "and no questions asked." The man found this out after a while, and then there was a scene. He storm ed dreadfully and declared that the wife of his bosom had laid him open to the contumely of his neighbors; that those persons would now think he had stinted her, whereas she well knew that he had given her plenty of food and uch clothes as he thought she needed. The little woman had no reply for this argument, which seemed unanswerable, and so she gave up making cakes, but the next time she wanted money to pay the dues of her literary club or to buy a new magazine or some trifling bit of bric-a-brac for her bare mantel shelf or a ribbon for her old bonnet she just pawned her watch to get it. Her case is not unique. There are few promises so often broken as that one made at the altar about a man's worldly goods. The families where the purse is common to mother and father alike are practically infrequent Father is usually an almoner, more or less gracious, and mother his hum ble pensioner, who comes seeking alms. For her work as housekeeper, nurse, seamstress and often cook and house girl, she receives her food and clothes and whatever she can crib from the funds with which she is allowed to sup ply the larder. Why she should not receive half the profits of the business does not appear, though, indeed, she wouldn't ask that, being modest in her demands. What she would like is a certain sum, small or large,- which is hers to do with as she pleases, with which she may buy pea nuts if she likes without rebuke or give to the blind beggar at the corner. Chicago Chronicle. Touch of Human Nature. A remarkable touch of human nature was exhibited at Piedmont Park the other day. The sham battle was in prog ress. Col. Woodward's men had scaled the works and were driving back the enemy. The field was enveloped in smoke, and it was only by its dense lines that the location of the opposing lines could be traced. The spectators were cheering at the exhilarating scene all except two children in the grand stand, but a little distance apart, who were crying bitterly. The one, a girl, was weeping lest some one might get hurt in the engagement. The other, a boy, was indignant because no dead bodies were being left, in the rear. - "That's no battle at all!" he said. This was human nature as it affects the sexes. Atlanta Journal. The Strenuous Life. New Reporter (tired out) To-day Is Saturday, and you know that this State now has a Saturday half-holiday law which City Editor By Jinks! I nearly for got it Rush out and get up a five-column article on how the day Is being ob served. New York Weekly. WEATHER A FACTOR. Retail and Jobbing Trade Has Been Mater, ially Affected. Bradstreet's says: Unsettled weather conditions have operated to curtail re tail and jobbing-distribution this week, and impart a quieter tone to several lines indirectly associated therewith. Stock speculation, too, has been lei-s rampant, and last week's record of bank clearings has therefore not been equaled. There is, however, little or no apparent loss of basic strength and, indeed, the general level of staple prices has been slightly advanced. This later movement is most notable in the iron and steel trades, in raw cotton and to a lesser degree in the cereals and some home prooucts. In marine shipping circles a distinct improve ment is reported since the first week in November. While the volume of business in pig iron is s ill large, it does not apparent ly come op to tha; of last week or the week previous. No dieappointment is, however, felt at this, more particularly as quotations have again been marked up. Reports of prepaiations to resume come from many plants for some time idle, and a sample instance is the re port that every furnace in the Chicago field will be at work next week. Plates are active, as are structural and car material, wire, bars, and, in fact, all classes of finished material, not excepting rails, which are reported being freely taken by Western rail roads at the much abused $26 basis. Other metals, notably copper, ars strong. Tin.is again tending upward. Wheat, including Hour shipments for the week, aggregate 8,827,296 bush els, against 4,062,02 buhels last week. Business failures in tho United States for, the week number 215, against 227 last week. Canadian failures for the week num ber 31, as against 25 last week. PACIFIC COAST TRADE. Seattle Market Onions, new, ljc. Lettuce, hot house, $1 per crate. Potatoes, new. $16. Beets, per sack, S5c$l. Turnips, per sack, $1.00. Squash 1 Jc. Carrots, per sack, 60c Parsnips, per sack, $1.25. Cucum bers 40 50c. Cabbage, native and California, lc per pounds. Butter Creamery. 30c; dairy, 18 23c; ranch, 18c pound. Eggs 34c. Cheese 12c. Poultry 12c; dressed, 14c; spring, 13 15c turkey, 13c. Hay Puget Sound timothy, $14.00; choice Eastern Washington timothy, $18.00. Corn Whole, $23.00; cracked, $25; feed meal, $25. Barley Rolled or ground, per ton, $20. Flour Patent, per barrel, $3.50; blended straights, $3.25; California, $3.25; buckwheat flour, $6.00; gra ham, per barrel, $3.00; whole wheat flour, $3.25; rye flour, $3.804.00. Millstuffs Bran, per ton, $13.00; shorts, per ton, $14.00. Feed Chopped feed, $19.00 per ton; middlings, per ton, $20; oil cake meal, per ton, $30.00. Fresh Meats Choice dressed beef steers, price 7k'c; cows, 7c; mutton 7)4; pork, 8c; trimmed, 9c; veal, 9 11c. Hams Large, 18c; small, 18 J; breakfast bacon, 12c; dry salt sides, Portland Market Wheat Walla Walla. 53 54c; Valley, nominal; Bluestem, 56c per bushel. Flour Best grades, $8.40; graham, $2.60. Oat6 Choice white, 45c; choice gray, 42c per bushel. ' Barley Feed barley, $15.50 brew ing, $16.50 per ton. Millstuffs Bran, $15.50 ton; mid dlings, $21; shorts, $17; chop, $16 per ton. Hay Tiinothy,$12 12.50; clver,$7 9.50; Oregon wild hay, $6 7 per ton. Butter Fancy ereamery, 45 60c; store, 80c. Eggs 35c per dozen. Cheese Oregon full cream, 12j-ic; Young America, 18c; new cheese 10a per pound. Poultry Chickens, mixed, $2.75 8.50 per dozen; hens, $4.00; springs, $2.003.50; geese, $6.008.00 doz; ducks, $3.505.00 per dozen; turkeys, live, 12c per pound. Potatoes 50 6 5c per sack; sweets, lc per pouna. Vegetables Beets, $1; turnips, 75o; per sack; garlic, 7c per pound; cab bage, 1 Q per pound; parsnips, 85c; onions, $1; carrots, 75c. Hops New crop, 12 14c per pound. Wool Valley, 13 14c per pound; Eastern Oregon, 10 12c; mohair, 25 per pound. Mutton Gross, best sheep, wethers and ewes, 3ic; dressed mutton, 634 7o per pound. Hogs Gross, choice heavy, $5.75; light and feeders, $5.00; dressed. $6.006.50 per 100 pounds. Beef Gross, top steers, $3.504.00; cows, $8. 00 3. 50; dressed beef, 6 7c per pound. Veal Large, 67sc; email, 8 8o per pound. San Francisco Market Wool Spring Nevada, 11 13c per pound; Eastern Oregon, 10 14c; Val ley, lS17c; Northern, 910c. Hops Crop, 1900, 13K17o. Butter Fancy creamery 2 4 2 5 c ; do seconds, 23c; fancy dairy, 21 22c; do seconds, 20c per pound. Eggs Store, 28c; fancy ranch, 86o. Millstuffs Middlings, $16.60 19.00; bran, $18.0013.50. Hay Wheat $9 18 H; wheat and oat $9.00 12.50; best barley $9.50 alfalfa, $7.00 9.00 per ton; straw, 3547o per bale. Potatoes Oregon Burbanks,65o$l; Salinas Bur banks, 90c$1.15; river Burbanks, 4075c; new. 5085c. Citrus Fruit Oranges, Valencia, $3. 75 8. 25; Mexican limes, $4.00 6.00; California lemons 75o$1.50; do choice $1.762.00 per box. Tropical Fruits Bananas, $1.50 2.60 per bunch; pineapples, nom inal; Persian dates. 66io pea