COAL FROM AMERICA. EUROPE COMES TO THIS COUN TRY FOR FUEU The Inadequate Supply Abroad Pro mote Oar Foreign Trade Beet Coal for Fighting; Snips Now Comes from the United States. Mine operators from the United States and their agents are all over the European continent In the Interest of American coal and almost every day vessels loaded with the product of American mines are clearing for Euro pean ports, where they are to lay down bituminous coal at English prices. Great Britain, with an estimated coal supply for only 200 years, has been ex porting 05,000,000 tons annually. The British public has been looking upon this with disfavor. An export tax upon the product is anticipated, and in the event of It the Mediterranean ports must draw upon the United States for their fuel. Already the United States has been supplying the best coal for use in naval vessels. In Europe coal deposits cover 27,000 square miles In Russia, 0,000 in Great Britain, 3,600 In Germany, 1,800 in France, and In all the rest of Europe are only 1,400 square miles. In Great Britain, France, and Germany especial ly these fields have been drawn upon for hundrds of years. Every square mile of resource has been sounded. Some of the English veins are worked to a depth of 3.887 feet. burg district, closely centering about the metropolis of the western portion of the State. Some coal from the eastern portion of this district reaches tide water by rail over the Pennsylvania, but the hopes of those who expect an export business In Pittsburg coal are based upon the fact that during certain portions of the year cheap transporta tion to the port of New Orleans may be by way of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers. In Maryland the famous Cumber land coal is produced, but this is de cidedly soft, breaking into small pieces rather than crumbling, yet not in favor with foreign consumers notwithstand ing its richness in fuel properties. The foreign trade demands a lunipy coal, and for that reason the Cumberland can be left out of calculations concerning export trade. In West Virginia three Important rail road lines handle the products of the Elk Garden and Fairmont regions in which Senators Davis and Elkius are widely interested the New River and Kanawha districts, and the Pocahontas regions. Of these sections the New River, the Fairmont, and the Elk Gar den mines promise to contribute the greater share of the State's coal for ex port. The Pocahontas coal, however, will be in limited but strong demand for naval steaming. In Alabama the coal fields lie in the northern part of the State, near Birmingham, and the way of outlet will be through Mobile or Pensacola. With these coals from these States, and paying even $5 a ton for ocean freights, the American shipper may have a margin of $1.56 profit at Gib- Insurance, $875; Interest on cost, $780; depreciation, $625; crew, $580; pro visions, $168; port charges, $184; pilot age, $330; fuel, $2,025, allowing full sell ing price for company's coal used for steam. This, with $100 for incidentals, gives a total of $5,637, making 80.4 cents a ton the actual transportation cost on the coal. Vessel owners like to secure and count upon a return cargo, and coal men owning such a vessel would get more or less freight destined for the United States. But suppose that practically nothing could be se cured and that the freight charge would be $1.50, it will be seen that American coal can be laid down In Cardiff, in the seat and center of the greatest coal in dustry in the world, at $4 a ton, $3 be low the selling price of the Welsh coal. Leads in Production. As an index to what the United States may fall into in case the British coal trade may be encroached on to any great extent by American trade, the following tables are reproduced from the British official reports ending Dec. 31, 1899. They show the long tons of 2,240 pounds and show comparisons with the years 1898 and 1897. The fig ures are as nearly accurate as such fig ures can be: 1897. 1898. 1899. Russia ., Z.01o,51 J,l6,07 3,397,791 Sweden and Norway 3,460,974 3,612,445 4,4113,586 Denmark 1,879,182 2.045.768 2,051,423 Germany 5,042,781 4,711,370 5,059,666 Holland 947,235 931,134 1,277,702 France 5,637,292 5,710,113 6,863,887 Portugal, the Azores and Maderla 683,002 741,623 755,365 Spain and Ca naries 2,257,306 1,789,866 2.292,39o Italy 4,834,0.-4 4,665,166 5,513,45V Turkey 554,355 510,683 490,68 Egypt 1,860,723 1,907.505 2.125,921 OUR BUDGET OF FUN. HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO. INGS HERE AND THERE, Jokes and Jokelets that Are Supposed to Have Been Recently Born Saying and Doings that Are Old, Curious and Laughable The Week's Honor, Ned He looks miserable, doesn't he? Bess Yes; what's the matter with him? Ned Disappointed In love. Bess Why, he married the girl he wanted. Ned I know. That's just It Phila delphia Press. Forced to Express Herself. Mr. Telemachus Smith Delia, I didn't know your parrot could swear. Mrs. Telemachus Smith Poor Polly. I didn't think she knew it, either, until you fed her that Ice cream. Puck. AMERICA IS SUPPLYING EUROPE WITH'COAE: ft The Serpent's Tooth. Auntie Whom do you love best? Dolly Mamma. Auntie Who next? Dolly You. Auntie Who next? Dolly Baby. Father (from the background) And j rhen does daddy come in? Dolly About 2 o'clock in the morn i ing! Sketch. a & & m q$ mt A 0 with 4,000 the estimated maximum pos sible. Russia, of all these countries, may develop unexpected deposits. British India shows only 35.000 square miles of coal beds, and the total of all these is only 77,800 for Europe and India. As against this are the United States deposits of 194,000 square miles, with thousands of possible miles unex plored and undeveloped. To this Alas ka Is promising Inexhaustible deposits of anthracite, which at least must re place the English coal that is now sup plying the Pacific slope of the United States. Aside from the United States in this coming world supply of fuel, only China and Japan can be looked to. These countries have deposits about as large as those of the United States, but are lacking In means of development. Their positions upon the map, too, are not fa vorable to the European trade. World's Yield of Coal. As to how the mines of the world have been drawn upon, the figures for 1898 are accurate enough for compari son. They show In long tons of 2,240 pounds: Tons. Great Britain 202,042,000 fnlted States 196.282,000 Germany 91,055,000 Frauee 30.337,000 Be slum 21,720,000 Russia 9.220,000 Japan 5.080,000 India 4,060,000 New Sooth Wales 3,750,000 Canada 3,380.000 Spain 1,850,000 It will be seen from this that Great Britain, with only 9,000 square miles of coal beds, already lean from long mining, is drawing more heavily on her resources than Is the United States, with more than twenty times the de posits, and they scarcely sounded In comparison. The exports of coal from the United States within the seven months ending July 81, aggregated 992,481 tons of an thracite and 3,609,274 tons of bitumin ous coal. The total exports showed an Increase of 1,595,663 tons over the cor responding period of 1899. This In crease was largely In shipments of bitu minous coal. Export shipments of American coke during the seven months ending July 31, amounted to 240,253 tons, an increase of about 90, 000 tons over the same period in 1899. No Demand for Anthracite. The United States coal which is to re place the product of England and Wales in the markets of the world is the soft coal of Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Alabama. Anthracite coal has practically no opportunity for foreign exploitation at the present time or in the near future. It is a fuel so much different from the coal that for eign consumers have been accustomed to using that they are not at all In clined to take it up, necessitating, as it does, the use of new grates or new stoves and entirely different methods of firing. Only the several varieties of oft coal now finding a market abroad need be considered. In Pennsylvania there is produced for the seaboard trade what is known as Clearfield coal, originating mostly on the line of the Pennsylvania railroad, but also reaching market over the Phil adelphia and Reading railway. This general name includes the coal from several minor regions and is a compre- raltar, $2.20 at Marseilles, and $2.68 at Naples, in addition to the profit in the home Drice of $2.50 a ton. Yet this freight charge Is vastly greater than would hold If colliers, especially con structed, were to do the carrying. All of the possibilities leading to this new exploiting of American coal have found source in the high rates of freight in Great Britain, the cost of mining, and In the unmistakable limita tion of the coal supply. The foreign production of coal Is not decreasing, of course; it is increasing steadily. Freight Chief Factor. With freight rates from the United States at $5 a ton, some one has figured the comparative showing that the Uni ted States product can make with that of Great Britain in continental ports. Bituminous coal, with the mines' profits already added, Is worth $2.50 a ton. The freight to the Mediterranean is $5 a ton, making the cost, with only local profit to the mine, $7.50 a ton at the several ports on that sea. Welsh coal is worth $7 a ton at Car diff, and the freight to Gibraltar is $2.16, making it $9.16 a ton. These freights vary until this Welsh coal brings $9.70 a ton at Marseilles and $9.58 at Naples. Over this coal the American product has a margin of $1.56 a ton at Gibraltar, $2.20 at Mar seilles, and $2.68 at Naples, even after the mine profit has been received on the American side. These figures are reached, too, with the inadequate present means of trans porting coal across the Atlantic. Most of the vessels now carrying coal were designed for 'package freight and are about as well adapted for the coal busi ness as is a box car compared with one of the modern 100,000 pound steel coal cars. Colliers especially made for the coal trade will be indispensable to trans-atlantic business. It has been calculated that the cost of operating a 7,000-ton steamer to such an accessible port as Gibraltar, making the length of the voyage and time of unloading fifteen days, will be as follows: Brazil 1.046.075 1,010,109 967,771. Gibraltar 332,806 399,605 325,837 Malta 454,784 462,143 419,461 British East Indies 689,016 658,716 863,177 Other coun tries 5,441,808 6,211,483 6,210,349 A Good Scheme. Tourist Do those scarecrows save your crops? Parmer They work first-rate. You I see, every tramp that comes along ; crosses the fields to see if th' clothes is : wu'th stealin", w'ch they ain't, an' that scares th' crows away. New York Weekly. Presence of Mind. Physician Now, sir, you must make I np your mind to smoke less. Patient Why, I never smoke at all! Physician (affecting to be' annoyed) H'm! Don't interrupt me, sir! As I was saying, you must make up your mind to smokeless powder -shells, a fowling piece and all that sort of thing. In oth er words, take a gunning trip. Phila delphia Press. Two Forms of Abuse. "My wife contradicts me continual ly" "Well, my wife acts as if my ideas weren't worth discussion." Chicago Record. Totals, gross tons 37,096,918 36.562,796 43,108,565 In addition, coal for steamers in foreign trade.10,455,758 11,264.204 12,226,501 Compared with these shipments are the 5,051,933 tons exported by the United States in the year ending June 30, 1899, and the 7,188,021 tons export ed in the twelve months ending June 30, 1900. Curious Cradles. In the palm region of the Amazon River there is a tribe which cradles their Infants iu palm leaves. A single leaf, turned up around the edges by some native process, makes an excel lent cradle, and now and then it is made to do service as a bath tub. Strong cords are formed from the fibers of an other species of palm, and by these this natural cradle Is swung alongside a tree, and the wind rocks the little one to sleep. Long ago the Amazonian mothers discovered that it was not wise to leave baby and cradle under a cocoa palm, for the mischievous monkey de lighted to drop nuts downward with unerring precision. An older child Is stationed near by to watch the baby during his siesta, and the chatter of monkeys overhead is enough to cause a speedy migration. Prosaic Reason. "So she lias gone home to her mother, has she? Don't you know, it Is the sad dest tiling on earth to think of a trust ing, fond woman awakening to find her Ideals have been shattered; that she loves him no longer; that her idol has feet of clay " "Oh, there was nothing of that sort In it. She loves him as well as ever, but she went back to ma because she was hungry!" Indianapolis Press. A Poor Advertising Medium. JSSBBt AMsvraMmnba5S9' c i a a 13 sowiBUMini a a a aci laaaaassi isoaoansiii )CDDQD'T130 JBODDapua TgnQQEnaaB! juuuuuei BJOODDC EQOogr EE Clt nar DP caaoinc Eaaaoc saaacc oaacm To Keep Cider Sweet. Cider may be kept sweet indefinitely by bottling. Boil the cider thirty min utes, then bottle; stand the bottle in hot water (with a cloth at the bottom to prevent breaking), and boil thirty min utes longer; boil the corks also, to ster ilize. Cork tightly and keep in a cool place. Languid Louie Say, dis Is a bum news pape o' yourn. I put dls ad in for j, ft pardner wld tree million dollars four days ago, an' I ain't got a blamed an swer yet. If you once get Into the habit of tell ing the truth you will find it much easier than lying. PROBLEM OF CHICAGO MOUSE-SHIFTING. Indignantly Resented. "Your milk seems to be well wa tered," remarked the summer boarder, facetiously. " 'Taln't no seech thing," remarked the farmer landlord; "we don't use well water. We've "got a hydrant." Phila delphia Record. Braced to Bndnre. "Were you in good health while you were abroad?" "Oh, excellent; we couldn't drop out of our personally conducted party a day, you know, without losing big money." Not Made for Use. "What was the cause of the latest quarrel between Mr. and Mrs. Bick ers?" "Mrs. Bickers caught her husband lying on one of her soft cushions." Harper's Bazar. Rattled. "Jerry, if you were the only man at that summer resort you must have had a rattling good time." "Yes; it rattled me to keep up with the dollars those girls made me rattle out." A Fad of the Times. "Isn't Griggs marrying a girl much older than himself?" "Oh, yes, but he wants her to be com pany for his mother." The Summer Girl. - jr . He I love you. She (dreamily) Tt seems to me I'va His Condiment. Mrs. Starvem Will you hare some milk and sugar In your tea? Grinshaw If you please, madam; Just a little drop of water and a little grain of sand. Town Topics. Poet's Love. Tess Young Aster, the poet, doesn't seem so fond of Dora since be met hei cousin May. Jess No. It's much easier to write sonnets to May; there are so many more rhymes for her name. Philadel phia Press. Even in the Days of Yore. "Where is the electrician?" yelled Noah, as he groped his way toward the engine-room. Thus, even in the days of yore, was there much commo tion when the arc lights went out. Brooklyn Life. LONG FINGER NAILS FISHING IN THE PHILIPPINES. As It Usually Happens. "I suppose you had careful rearing.. Mr. Courtney?" "No; I didn't have any rearing at all: my parents exhausted all their disci plinary enthusiasm on my elder brother Bill." Too Much. He How do I know that your love for me will last? She What do you expect me to give you a written recommendation from the last I loved? No Loss. "The boys are eating your green ap ples," said one of the guests. "That's all right," replied the honest old farmer who was taking boarders for the summer. "Let them eat all they want. It'll keep 'em away from the table for the next two or three days, and I'll charge their daddies for the apples besides." Chicago Tribune. Not So Funny. "Nd, Harry, I am sure we could not be happy together; you know I always want my own way in every thing." "But, darling, you could go on want ing it after we were married." Brook lyn Life. Snffic'ent Season. Warwick Why Is It that there are no real skyscrapers in London? Wickwire There is no sky. Puck. The Reason. Asklngton Why don't you get mar ried, old fellow? Is it because you can not afford it? Borrowby (frankly) No; It Is because the girl's father cannot afford it Puck. Indicate Rank and Good Breeding in Many Oriental Countries. The countries where the long finger nail is most affected are Slam, Assam, Cochin China and China. The approved length varies from three or four to twenty-three inches. A Siamese exqui- ; site permits the nails on his fingers to grow to such an extent that his hands ate practicality useless. The aristo crats who affect these nails can not write, dress themselves, or even feed themselves. a. The Siamese hold the long finger nail tit the same reverence we hold the family tree. Many of them never have had their nails cut from the day of their birth. On the first finger the nail is of moderate length three or four inches while on the other fingers the nails grow occasionally to two feet. The thumb nail, which is also allowed to grow long, after reaching a certain length curves around like a corkscrew. In both China and Siam the owners of long nails wear metal cases over . them to preserve them, made of gold or silver, and jeweled. While long nails are not regarded as singular in China, they are rarely met with ex cept on fanatics and pedantic scholars. Among the fakirs in Hindoostan a ' peculiar custom is that of holding the hand tightly clenched and in one posi tion so long that at last the nails grow through the palm, emerging at the back of the hand, and growing thence al- J most to the wrist. When the wasted muscles refuse to support the arm any longer it is bound in position with cords. In Nubia the long nail is regarded as Indicative of good breeding. The aris tocrats constantly subject their finger j tips to cedar wood fire to insure a good growth. The inhabitants of the Marquesas Islands are among the most expert tat tooers on earth, and not even the crown of the head, the fingers and the toes are exempt from the needle. The hands are ornamented with utmost care, all 1 the fingers having their own pattern, j so that the hand would look as though Incased In a tight-flttig glove were it not for the finger nails of enormous length which complete the hand adorn ment of the wealthier natives. Chica go News. Ingenious Mechanism by Which Natives Make Piscatorial Catches. The Malay race is probably the most skillful in. fishing, and the Philippine Islanders are not behind the other branches. An Illustration shows one of their favorite ways of catching fishes which run along the bottom of rivers, bays and arms of the sea. It consists of a long raft ranging from twenty to sixty feet in length, and from eight to twenty feet in width. At the rear part or stern there is a platform, and on it a little house, in which the fishermen doze during the heat of the day and sleep at night. In the middle Is a small furnace in which they do their cooking, and a jar in which they put fine fishes, and a tank through which the water moves where they store their catches. In the bow is a cumbrous but Ingenious drop net mech anism. It consists of two long and strong poles fastened to the raft on axles and by a rope at the upper end of the two, which here touch each other, running down to a windlass In the stern sheets. To the top of this jury mast are fastened two enormous bam boos, crossed in the middle and bent so as to form semi-circles. The four ends of the bamboos are connected by a great bag net ranging from twelve feet to forty feet square. When used the fishermen throw a lot of bait Into the big net, and lower the arrangement bj loosening the windlass and permitting the rope to unwind. The masts rotate forward upon their axles, and the net sinks until it lies upon the bottom of the water. The fish, attracted by the bait, are soon crowding around the cen ter of the net. The wind las is slowly turned, which raises the bamboos, then the rope connecting the ends, and last of all the center of the net. By the time the fish are alarmed the ropes have passed the water's edge and es cape is impossible. With this ingeni ous mechanism a fishing smack will often take 1,000 pounds of fish in a sin gle cast. At the Art Institute. "Uncle Eben, have you ever been done in oil?" "Wal, not In oil, but I hev in gold bricks;" His Best Shot. Officer (to straggler) What are yon standing behind that tree for? The enemy is flying. Straggler Hurrah! That's Just the opportunity I've been waiting for; I'm a first-class wing shot. Richmond Despatch. Fool for Luck. Qulzzell My wife's the luckiest goose; found a dollar bill to-day and ten cents last week. Frizzell Humph! Mine finds some thing every day. Quizzell That's so? What? Frizzell Fault. Sorry He Learned. "Did you ever know the difference between a boy who has been brought up with girls and one who has not? The one whose acquaintance with girls of his own age has been slight is apt to be awkward and unobserving; where as, the boy who has breathed an at mosphere of feminine influence notices the occasions for the small politenesses I of life. The speaker wns a young woman ; who had had experiences, and she pro i ceeded to unfold them. "I was thrown last summer," she j went on, "with a college boy who had ! no sisters, nor cousins, nor aunts, to polish him off. At Yale he had studied hard, and had not 'wasted his time,' as he would have called it, on girls' af fairs. He didn't know how to do the few thousand small services that women like, and as he was really clever and nice, I proceeded forthwith to polish him. I never went for any thing I wanted. He had to go on all my er.-ands. I dropped my scissors, or book, or parasol, fifty times a day to i teach him to pick them up. At first I ; had to remind him, but after a while he did it quite naturally; and at the end of the season he thanked me sincerely. "The sequel came a few days ago, when I received a letter from him re proaching me ruefully for having made him ridiculous. 'I'm always Jumping , around to help people when I'd better let them alone,' he says. 'The fellows can't drop a pencil in class but I And myself sprawling on the floor after It before I stop to think. It will take years to undo the direful work of last summer." New York Telegram. A Version. We were not surprised to find among these simple pastoral people of the Far East a beautiful poetic version of the story of the fall of man. In this it was related that when the Serpent saw Eve with her mouth full of pins, fitting herself to clothes, his heart smote him. "Can I be of any service?" be asked. "Well, I don't know!" faltered Eve, and blushed violently. It was in this way, they naively said, that the garter snake had origin. Puck. Just One's Luck. Cobble I wish I could stop playing poker. Stone Why don't you swear off? Cobble I do. But every single time I swear off I begin to win. Life. "What She Wears. The famous woman, Annie S. Peck, who has been noted as having scaled the Matterhorn and broke the record on Mount Orizaba, going 8,600 feet Into the clouds, wore flannel undergar ments, a waist of serge, a woolen sweater, knickerbockers and leggings of sage-green duck canvas, which she made herself. She wore the heaviest kind of winter boots, and a shoemaker In Switzerland put an extra piece of heavy leather over the whole lower part of the shoes, toes and heels, and then nearly covered them with nails. In many of her trips she has worn fur topped gloves, but for the Matterhorn she wore woolen mittens. A substan tial canvas hat, tied on with ribbon, and veil, as well as smoked glasses, complete her outfit. She takes the pre : caution to put cold cream on her face , before facing the severe weather. College Life. First College Man You say your ar rest was a case of mistaken Identity? Second College Man Yes. The cop had on citizen's clothes , and I didn't know he belonged to the police In time to get away. Puck. Why He Wanted to Know. A rather amusing story is told in con nection with a certain learned profes sor. He had been asked to deliver a lecture which he readily consented to do in the village schoolroom, and on the Important night the place was packed with an expectant audience. The front seats were occupied by a few of the shining lights of the neigh borhood, and apparently the lecturer was addressing the select few, for be talked completely over the heads of the rest of the audience. At length, at the expiration of a cou ple of hours, the professor dropped his lofty style and blandly remarked: "And now, friends, in conclusion, al low me to say that if anyone has a question to ask I will do my best to answer him." It was a very old villager In the back seat who slowly rase to his feet and asked the first and only question. "Aw'd be vurry mich obleeged, meas ter," he remarked, "if ye'd Jest tell us wot on alrth It is that ye've been praich- The Cook Got Even. A cook here who quarreled with the owner of the restaurant got even In this way: After making the soup he Im proved It by the Introduction of several foreign Ingredients, such as a quantity of sand, half a cupful of red pepper, a I pound of tacks, a bunch of kindling wood chopped fine and a couple of old ' kid gloves a la noodles. The feeders sat down as usual last evening, but as ; soon as they sampled the soup they ! j rose up again en masse and almost ; mobbed the whole shooting match. Ac- I i cording to the evidence produced at the ; I preliminary hearing a more fearful I I brew than this soup was never con- ! cocted, even by Macbeth's weird sis- ! ters. The cook is now in the consomme, j I New York correspondent Pittsburg Dispatch. When You Write to the Queen. The paper on which letters to Queen ; Victoria are written must not be folded. ! No communication which bears evi dence of having been creased will ever tall Into her Majesty's own bands. The j proper method is. to write on thick, j glossy white paper and to dispatch the missive In an envelope which fits It. . Any folded communication never reach es the Queen, for the simple reason that she never looks at it. All such letters are opened by the Mistress of the ' Robes, and as a rule their contents nev er get beyond her. or, if the letter is of Importance, it is returned to the writer with the directions how to forward it. Exchange. Frances Skinner has made a transla I tion of a novel by Peter Roseggor, the i popular German novelist, entitled "The Forest Schoolmaster." "The Life of John Paul Jones," by i Augustus C. Buell, represents the re ; suit of fourteen years' researches in ; England, France and St. Petersburg, as i well as In this country. In commenting on the fact that James Lane Allen's "The Choir Invlsi i ble" is reported to have sold 200,000 copies, the London Academy makes the surprising statement that no book of j equal merit ever received half so warm ! a welcome in England in the same time. More than 200,000 copies of "To Have and to Hold" have now been sold and the demand for the book continues. If the dramatization of the work proves successful the story will doubtless have a. fresh boom. The writing of the stage version has been intrusted to Ernest Baddington, dramatic critic of the Brooklyn Eagle. Mrs. Schuyler Crowninshleld has a book In press which, it is said, will be published as soon as the author and publisher can agree upon a title. This is not an uncommon stumbling-block to publication in these days, when the marketable value of a title Is recog nized by both author and publisher, uften from diametrically opposite points of view. "On the Wing of Occasion," by Joel Chandler Harris, Includes a novelette of about 30,000 words, entitled "The Kidnaping of President Lincoln," and three stories, entitled "Why the Con federacy Failed," "In the Order of Providence" and "The Troubles of Martin Coy," dealing with, the unwrit ten history of the civil war and with the elaborate secret service then main tained. The editor of the Century Is receiv ing Inquiries about the author of "The Helmet of Navarre," the historical ro mance. Miss Bertha Runkle is the only child of Mrs. L. G. Runkle, a well known New York journalist, and one of the editors of the "Library of the World's Best Literature." The pres ent work is a maiden effort at fiction writing. She was born In New Jersey a few and twenty years ago, never went to kindergarten as a child, nor to col lege as a young woman, has traveled little, and has never been in France which possibly accounts for her laying there he scene of her romance. Why the Bishop Did Not Scold. "A little boy in the neighborhood of Bishop Brooks' home in Boston was one day mischievously ringing door bells and running away before the doors were opened," says a writer In the Ladles' Home Journal. "In pursuit of this amusement he ran up the steps of the Bishop's residence and the Bish op, happening to be in the hall ready to go out, opened the door quickly, be fore the boy had turned to descend the steps. The child was so startled by the sudden appearance of the good man, who had a kindly smile for all children, that he ejaculated: 'Why, Phi'ps Brooks! Do you live here?' In spite of the misdemeanor the Bishop could not find It in his heart to scold the little fellow. He, also, had been a, boy." Longest Plants. The longest plants in the world are seaweed. One tropical and sub-tropical variety Is known which, when it reaches Its full development, Is at least 600 feet In length. Seaweeds do not receive any nourishment from the sedi ment at the bottom or borders of the sea, but only from air and mineral mat ters held in solution in the sea water. We know a man who has enough in dustry and ability In bis line to make a conspicuous success, ff his fool ways didn't keen him down Lake that Turned Red. Lake Morat, in Switzerland, has the curious property of turning red every ten years, owing to the presence of cer tain aquatic plants which are not