Union gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1899-1900, November 17, 1899, Image 4

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You Can't Catch the
Wind in a Net."
, Neither can you cure catarrh by local
applications. It is a constitutional disease,
and is cored by Hood's SarsapariU be
cause it is a constitutional remedy. It
expels from the blood the impurity
which causes the disease, and rebuilds
and repairs the inflamed membranes.
Enthusiasm Received a Check.
' An enterprising washing machine
agent, who has been meeting with good
success in Whitneyyille, had his ardoi
sadly dampened the other day. He
called at a house in town, and, the mis
tress being absent, he persuaded hei
eon to let him show up the merits ol
his machine in a practical way. There
were no dirty clothes in the house, con
sequently" the agent persuaded the
young man to change his shirt and give
him the garment on which to exercisq
the cleansing power of his new inveu
tion. He inserted the' shirt in the
washer and placed it on the stove made
glowing hot with dry edgings. As ha
alternated his labors in filling the stove
and revolving his machine, the lady of
the house made her appearance. ' She:
inarched straight to the oven door and
Song it wide open. The smoke from a
ruined pot of beans fiilled the room to
suffocation. The agent was forced to
make an ignominious retreat. When,
Jbe seeks permission to test the machine
.now he looks sort of scared- as he re
marks in a casual - way: "I presume
there are no beans in the oven,
madam." Lewis ton Journal.
Bow it Worked.
.Mrs. Kewlywed (reading) Love is
balloon that lifts us up to heaven;
marriage is the parachute that brings
ua slowly back to earth again t -
Mr. Kewlywed (also . reading)- An
other parachute' horror! 4Mil falls
8,000 feet and is clashed, to pieces!
Same old story 1 Parachute fails to
work! Puck. . .' .,' :
Are Tea Gotnz East?
mmi m If so, you should see that
your ticket reads via the
Great Rock Island route,
and you will get the best.
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BggMeSBssBSBSKafagegeae'
Pullman palaoe sleeping cars, elegant
teolining chair cars "frea." and library
buffet cars on all through trains. Best
dining car service in the world. - Popu
lar personally conducted excursions
'4.nc week to all points East. For
'- -toll particulars call on or address any
i ticket agent, or A. JB. COOPER, ,
G. A. P. D.. O. B. LjAf P. Ry., 246
Washington street. Vj ftland. Or.
- i - Improved Train -ulpaient.
. ' The O. R-"& N. 2bj Oregon Short
Line have adjed a bnffft, smoking and
library car to tiieir - Fbrtland-Cliioago
through train, and Ainiug car service
bias been inaugnarati. The train is
equipped with the Isfest ohair cars,
day coaches sad '.trturioaa nrst-olass
miA nnJiaarr sleermrs. Direct connec-
fjadg GiwngerjEfnion Va
ciflcv uod ar Ogden wtft Rio Grande
line, from all points ifrjOrejgon, Washington-
atul Idafao-teett'BVetn cities.
For -,- iDforaiation" ratesj -eto,V;"oaH , 0u
any O. R. Sc K.' agailt, or adia8 y.
u jaurjDurtt ueuerat raasengtAeent
d.tland. ' 'V. - V
St.,'
Scenery and Nature'
re'l Vi
ant'.
s-. - 4aH am.-.
Scenery, altitude, : sunshine jfid air,
constitute the faotora which are rapid
ly -.making . Colorado the health" -and
'" pleasure grounds of the world.
; Here, the eun shines 857 days of the
r averagfe year, and it blends with the
i. crisp, electrio mountain air to produce
a lidaa'te - iriatchless- in the known
ypcrW Kwrien can portray, no brush
can picture. "sEe majestic grandeuu of
: the scenery along the line of the penver
& Rio-' Grabofe Railroad in Colorado.
Parties giving "&st should travel via
this line v'KVw Known all- 'over the
world as the Scenio" IdJtiB'of the world.
iFor any information regarding rates,
time table, ato-.j call on or address R.
'"1. lCioJl, general agent, 251 Wash
ing Bwft-;fitreet, Portland, Or., or any
agcojA? the Oi B.& N.lCo., or South
era Faciflo'Cbmpftoy,
v..-- : :. k- '
. Ifee&reat linden in Wurtemburg was
-w years oiov xne city ot jNenstadt
was for many years nown as the City
near the iAiiden." in 1408 a poem was
written abont it. It was propped by 67
clone pillars; in 1664- these were in
creased to Mi -te . 12 to 106. Its
n-unx men measurea 87 leet. it was
.wrecked in - that year. li
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L l aere are nearly z.ouo stitches in a
pair of hand-sown boots.
Many Pittsburg aid Allegheny
moulders have been conceded what they
struck: for. :'-"t-
vft Chippewa FalWt Wis., the tele
. phone companies . .consolidated, and
inJthwith the rate was doubled.
.., tTnited States possesses 22,705 mer.
chant vessels. '.". "?
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All Excellent Combiuation.
' The pleasant method and lifcaeflcial
fftecta of the well known 'remedy,
Tup or Flea, manufactured by Sie
-tAuroRsiA Fio Syrup Co., illustrAe
th value of obtaining. the liquid laxa
ttTe principles of plants known to be
- ttedicinally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
m taste and acceptable to the system. It
a un uw nen sirengxnening laxa-
lire, cleansing- the system effectually,
1 Impelling- colds, headaches and fevei
ent!y yet promptly and enabling ouT
to overcome habitual Constipation per-.
- isanently. Its perfect freedom from
Irery objectionable quality and eob
rtance, and its acting on the kidneys,
Mer and bowels, without weakening
r irritating' them, make it the ideal
si stive. .
la the process of manufacturing figs"
4 ased, as they are pleasant to the
but the medicinal qualities of the
W eaiedy are obtained rom senna and
t j tthct a3oaiaic plants, by a method
known to the California Fig Syrup
. So. only. In order to get its beneficial
tffects and to avoid imitations, please
lemember the fall name of the Company
srinted on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
' 8ATRANCI8CO. CAL.
IXJUlSVnj-I.iKT. HEW YORK. K. T.
for sale by all ruggists. Price SOc. per bottle.
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UJKtS WHfcrth AU HSi FAILS.
Tmsts Good. Use
v-vufra oyrup.
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FOR TAB J ARTS FAIR !
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UNCLE SAmWhEADQUARTERS
-AT THE mo SHOW. .
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Architectural Stylo Resemble That
of the National Capitol "Washing
ton and McKinley Sta toes Repose Side
by Side Description of the Building.
The United Slates national pavilion
'at the Paris exposition will be one of
lthe most ornamental buildings on the
'grounds. The accompanying picture
ks the first accurate representation of
St, for the "faked" pictures which have
appeared In some of the papers gave
(no adequate Idea of anything save Its
Igeneral contour, which has long been
(known. It Is on the Quay d'Orsay on
the left bank of the Seine among the
buildings of the great powers, and Is
one of the best locations at the eiposl-
UNITED STATES BTJ
tion. The plan is square with -a large
central . dome and rotunda, which will
be used as a geheralmeeting place of
Americans during the exposition.
Three sides of the rotunda have rooms
13 by 36 opening out of it That on the
left of tho main entrance will be used
as a lounglng-room for gentlemen, that
on the rightfor ladies and that in the
Tnlrtdln a a o .nnrlnr for both ladles and
i?eatlemen. vThe second story will be
:hen to the States, where people wno
.desire can "rest and register their
uae3.- The tnira eiory win oe re
setv fgr the private offices of the
woiin'.ssioner-general and staff. The
fourth floor wlU be given to the States
n Wl u A 7VV Ul (U11UM aXsCS.AAUS. a,v --V
second.. . "" ,
The building is 85 by 90 feet and 160
feet high from the Jower level. There
will be two eectrIc,-American elevat
ors. The style' of the-exterlor of the
building Is classic, and while different
in design from, any of the buildings at
the Chicago fair yet theeellng' there
prevalent has been kept and, will be In
marked contrast to the present' French
buildings, which are not so architect
ural In treatment. The maip entrance
is under a large portico which sjins
the esplanade, and under this every
visitor who walks to the other national
buildings will be obliged to pass. ; In
the center arch of this portico, facing
the River Seine, will be French's
statue of Washington, while a bust of
President McKinley will occupy
niche over the door. In the front of
the building on the riverbank will be
a boat landing which will be highly
ornamented as a classic barge. All the
boats of the American line which con
nect with the American trolley system
at Viocennes will make a landing at
this pior. -
The interior decorations of the build
ing are !n charge of an art commission
composed of George B. Post, Charles
A. Coolidge, John B. Cauldwell, C. F.
McKlm, John La Farge, Daniel O.
French, Howard Russell Butler,
Charles L. Hutchinson, Henry Van
Brunt, Halsey C. Ives, R. S. Peabody
and Henry Walters a galaxy of ar
tistic and architectural experts whose
Intention Is to make It the finest ex
ample of decorative art which the
United States has thus far produced
in any exposition.
NEW CENTER OF POPULATION.
Census of 1900 Will Find It Near East
ern Illinois Line.
What will be the center of popula
tion of the United States in 1900, as re
vealed by the coming census. In 1890
it Was a rurtrf'snot a fow miloa annth
of Greensburg, Ind., within the retail
commercial radius of Cincinnati. What
point will mark the center of noniil.-i-
tion next year?
The entire distance which It has
traveled in 100 years, since the in kin f
of the first census. Is 505 milna Tho
average rate of its western movement
nas Deen ao.5 miles each ten years. At
that rate the center of population in
1900 will be at the intersection of the
39th parallel of latitude and the 87th
deeree of loneitude. at n nnlnt- nimnt
three miles southwest of Bloonifleld,
Greene County, Indiana, twenty-five
Luiriy nines east or tne Illinois State
lit. .
he exact location
liot be determined until after th
bus of 1900 has been taken. Many are
of the opinion that the western move
mentwill be less than heretofore, and
STYLISH EFFECTS IN
ome even declare that the East has
outstripped tht- West during tho past
ten years In the matter of increase of
population, and that the ceuter will
not 'move as far west as 50.3 miles.
Government officials who are informed
concerning matters relative to popula
tion believe that the center will remain
In Indiana, and that Its location will
be somewhere In the vicinity of Terre
Haute. .
In 1ST0 the center of population of
the United States was at a point al
most due south from Parkersburg. W.
Va. Ten years later it moved over to
the southeastern border of" Ohio, and
for thirty years remained In that State.
In 1S70 it was nvar Chillicothe. In
18S0 It dropped ' down almost to the
center of Cincinnati. Ten years later
It had crossed Into Indiana, and will
probably remain there until Illinois
shall claim it In tno twentieth century,
it Is noticeable that this center Uns al
ways followed closely the thirty-ninth
parallel of latitude. It is a further
fact, cuiloiis enough, trat tne majority
ILDING FOR PARIS
of the large cities of the United States,
cs well as of Northern Europe, are
either on or reasonably close to the
thirty-ninth parallel.
In determining the center of popu
lation of any country, the population is
first distributed by "square degrees,"
as the area Included between consecu
tive parallels and meridians has been
designated. " A point 4s-th) assumed
tentatively as the center,' and correc
tions in latitude and longitude to this
tentative position are computed. In
1890 the center was assumed to be the
Intersection of the thirty-ninth paral
lel with the eighty-sixth -.neridian
west of Greenwich. The, population of
each square degree was assumed to be
located at the center of that square de
gree, except in cases where it was
manifest that this assumption woutd
be untrue, as, for example, where a
part of the square degree was occu
pied by the sea or other large body of
water, or where It contained a city of
considerable magnitude which was lo
cated away from the center. In these
cases the position of the center of the
population of the square degree was es
timated as nearly as possible.
"fc- -WS fr (LZJ G-i B-fc :
CEVXEE OS POPULATION' MOVES WESTWARD.
. Railways and immigration have been
the great factors In pushing the center
of population westward. Another mat
ter which affected it was the acquisi
tion of Texas and tha Gadsden pur
chase. In calculating ' St center .of
population Alaska andour more re
cent acquisitions are not included.
A NATURE-LOVER'S WEALTH.
Desire for Wealth-Boneht Luxuries
an Error of Mind.
The following extract from an inter
view with John Burroughs, recently
published in Success, contains things
that are well thinking about.
"I consider the desire which most
persons have for the luxuries that
money can buy an error of mind. It
means nothing except a lack of higher
tastes. Such wants are not necessary
wantsv nor honorable" wants. If you
cannot get wealth with a noble pur
pose, it is better to abandon It and get
something else.
"Peace of mind Is one of the best
things to seek and finer tastes and
feelings. The man who gets these, and
maintains himself comfortably, Is
much more admirable and successful
than the man who gets money and neg
lects these. The realm of power has
no fascination for me. I would rather
have my seclusion and peace of mind.
"This log hut, with Its bare floors. Is
sufficient. I am set down among the
beauties of nature, and in no danger
of losing the riches that are scattered
all about No one will take my walks
or my brook away from me. Flowers,
birds and animals are plentifully pro
vided. I have enough to eat and to
wear, and time to see how beautiful
the world Is, and to enjoy it.
FALL J1ILLINERY.
"The whole world is af hr your tntsn
ey, or the things you have bought wlit
your money. , It Is the trying to Veop
them that makes t!u-iu som ho tre
clous. , - - " ;
"I live to broaden and -nJoy MY..avii
life, believing that In so tiding I dc
what is .best for every one. !f I hod
run after birds only to write about
them, I should n?ver have n ritton any
thing that any ov? else would have
cared to read. I must write from hym
pathy and love, that is, from enjoy
jnent, or lot at all." - .
A lesti moiiial.
Spelling Is not the only difficulty. t
be encountered by the boginn-r on a
typewriter. Any one wLo li teaming
to use th' machine wlli rirecl!itii tha
following, ' from reursoa'ti Weekly:
"How "do you like your u6yv type
writer?" inquired the agent
"It's grand." wa the immediate re
ply. "I wonder how I ever got along
without it."
"Well,,would you mind giving loe a
little testimonial to that effect T"
"Certsinly not Do it gladly." So he
rolled up his sleeves, and In an Incredi
bly short time pounded out this:
"After Using the amtomatig Back
action a type writ, er for thre cmohthan
d Over. I unhesottattlnsly pronounce
It prono ce It to be al even more than
th e Manufacture Claim? lor it. uur
ic the time been In our possession e. 1.
th ree monthzl Id has more than paid
for it?elf In the saving or time
an dlabor. 3 John $ Gibbs."
"There you are, sir."
"Thanks," said the agent, and moved
quickly away.
Justice in the "West.
"Heard a couple of good ones on this
trip," announced one of Detroit's trav
eling men. - ''At a little town m Okla
homa court was In session, and I drop
ped In while waiting for the train. The
prosecution had taken the testimony
of a stationary engineer, and the at
torney for the defense took bold.
Where were you the day this thing
happened?" he Inquired. -
; " 'Runnin' a injun.'
"What tribe did he belong to?
"The day before, a ease had been
tried in which a man had climbed, to
the top of a freight car laid up on a
siding.. He had no business there, but
loosened the brake. The car started
down grade, gained speed rapidly for
five miles, and then turned a somer
sault over an embankment. His col
lar bone was broken apd he got a ver
dict for $500 because a smart lawyer
convinced the Jury that the railroad
was guilty of contributory negligence."
Detroit Free Press.
- Couldn't Fool Her.
She was evidently new at house
keeping and marketing, but carried
herself with an air intended to im
press people w.ith the opinion that she
knew all about it and wasn t goln
to be Imposed upon. It was at the
Bonsecours market before a fish stall
"Lobster, madam?. Oh, yes!" said
the dealer, with deference. "Very nice
ones this morning. Here Is a first-
class one, madam," he said, exhibiting
one in its! shell of glistening emerald,
The alert customer tossed her head
and exclaimed:
"Oh, not You can't fool me with
any of your green, unripe lobsters!
want a red one!" Montreal Star.
Mrs; William Rockefeller's hobby Is
for carnations, one of the greenhouses
at her country place at Scarborough
on-the-Hudsou being, devoted ' exclu
slyeiy -to their culture. She has -re
cently received 200 Malmalson carna
tions from France, having paid $2,000
for the plants. She is said to spend
thousands of dollars every year for the
plants she imports for her pleasure.
To Make Glassware Shine.
Tumblers and wine glasses should
be washed In hot water and rinsed In
cold, and should be dried with a clean
cloth as soon as possible, and when
perfectly dry rubbed with tissue pa
per. For cruets, decanters, etc., tear
up some clean newspapers into pieces
about as big as 10-cent pieces, put In
to bottles, half-filled with warm water;
give bottles a rotary motion. When
clean, aecant and a little rr.tcee
tnrows out the paper. They will be
as bright as new. To clean" glasses
wine glasses especially which have
become discolored on edges, use cigar
asnes, inction ana a damp cloth.
Foreseeing Disease.
In a recent lecture on electricity Pro
fessor Elihu Thomson related how Bos
ton physicians had been able, with an
X-ray tube, to detect the presence of
the microbes of pneumonia In the lungs
before any symptoms of that disease
were felt by the patient, or were even
perceptible by ordinary pathological
examinations.
Misfit.
President Kruger, according to a
story in the National Review, has his
own opinion about office-holders.
Two of the president's young rela
tions applied to him for office. lie con
sidered awhile, and said, "I can do
nothing; the high offices of the state
are in firm hands, and for little clerk
ships you are too stupid."
When a man hears that a boy hasi
been drowned he fears it may he hisj
boy, the same as he fears It may be his
house when he hears a fire bell.
After all, there is nothing a woman
enjoys so much as widowhood, provid
ing her husband's life insurance was
not scrimpy.
Be thankful for what you have and
console yourself with the thought that
what you have not would render you
miserable if you had it.
After people have had a great deal of
love, they wonder why more poetry is
not written about peace.
A widow doesn't feel entirely bereft
so long as she has enough money in
the bank to buy a cow.
A man always wonders what nu
wife will say after the oomnanv h.is
departed.
s a good idea to trust very few
tnose who are not dishoue3t
careless.
iple begin to "watch" a widow
within three months after her hus
band's death. -
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Pfeo
Wllllnaa Infests am KlSS
nnaatlon. the' erain most
extensively used-as an article of food
all the world over is rice. Hundreds
of million of people chiefly subsist on
it, and its consumption is cuiihuujwj
inaainir Tt ifl the principal diet of
at least one-third of the human race,
formingthe chief food of the native popu
lations of India, China, Japan, Mada
gascar; many parts of Africa, and in
fact of almost all eastern nations. iu
Burmese and Siamese are the greatest
nf it A Malav laborer gets
through 56 pounds monthly; a Bumese
or Siamese 46 pounas m me
sj Tha naatrn nations also emeu V
obtain their beverages from rice, which
is the principal grain distilled in &iam,
Tamn -x,T,H China. Saki. or rice beer,
is nroduced in Japan to the extent of
i ..
150,000,000 gallons annuany. aiuiuuSu
rice is such a universal article of food,
it is not so nourishing as wheat or some
other grains. More than nine-tenths of
its substance consists Ol siarcn or
water; consequently it forms more fat
than musole. The yield of rice is five
times as heavy as that of wheat, the
two crops yearly giving from eighty to
a hundred bushels per acre.
SALT LAKE CITY.
An Important Factor in Transconti
nental Travel.
No one crossing the continent can
afford to cut Salt Lake- City from his
route. The attractions of the place,
including the Mormon Temple, Taber
nacle and Church institutions, the
Great Salt Lake deader and denser
than the Dead Sea in the Holy Land
the picturesque environment and the
warm sulphur and hot springs, are
greater to the square yard than any lo
cality on the American continent.
The Rio Grande Western Railway,
connecting on the East with the Den
ver &.Rio Grande and Colorado Mid
land Railways and on the West with
the Southern Pacific (Central Route)
and Oregon Short Line, is the only
transcontinetnal line passing directly
through Salt Lake City. The route
through Salt Lake City via the Rio
Grande Western Railway is famous all
the year round. On account of the
equable climate of Utah and Colorado
it is just as popular in winter , as in
summer. Send 2c to J. D. Mansfield,
253 Washington St., Portland, or Geo.
W. Heintz, Acting General Passenger
Agent, Salt Lake City, for a copy of
"Salt Lake City the City of the
Saints."
The famous cedars are on Mount
Lebanon. In 1696 there were sixteen
that measured over thirty feet in cir
cumference. -
Did you ever have that feeling of oppression, like a weight on your .chest, or a load of cobble-stones In your
stomach, keeping you "awake nights with a horrible sensation of anxiety, or tossing restlessly in terrible dreams,
that make the cold perspiration break out all over you ? That's insomnia, or sleeplessness, and some unfortun
ates suffer with ir night after night, until their reason is in danger and they are on the edge of going mad. The
cause of this fearful ailment isin the stofnach and bowels, and a Cascaret taken at night vill soon bring relief and
givift the sufferer sweet, refreshing sleep. Always insist on getting CASCARETS1
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'k ANNUAL SALES. 5.000.000 BOXES. L
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THE TABLET
CASCARETS are absolutely harmless, a purely vegetable compound. Ho mercurial or other mineral pin-poison in Casearsts. Casearete promptly, effectively and permanently
enro every disorder of the Stomach, liver and Intestine.. They not only cure constipation, but correct any and every form of irregularity of the bowels, including diarrhoea and dysentery,
neasant, palatable, potent. Taste good, do good. Sever sicken, weaken or gripe. Be sure you get tho genuine I Beware of imitation, and substitutes I Buy a box of CASCA&BTS
ts-day, and if not pleased in every respect, got your money back I Write us for booklet and free sample I Address STBRLIIf 0 RBMBST COUP AST, CHICAGO of ItBW YORK.
Tons of Broom Corn.
Charleston. Til., c.laima tr men ia
larsest broom corn warehouse and
stotaare-room in the world. Tt.s cjmn-
ity is nearly 2,000 tons, or about 10,
000 bales of "brush." This is about
one-quarter of the total tonnage of this
entire district, which m-odnces nroh-
ably two-thirds of the world's supply.
ADout 8,000 acres of ground are re
quired to erow the snnnlv fnr t.hia Y,ir
warehouse, and it represents the pro-
auct oi over 100 farmers. From 2,500
to 8.000 hands are rennirwl i n its
planting and harvesting. This mam
tl, iri. lmiZ ,.j jlY,. ir rx
U la LlPEItAsa Jt" f tKi
aearty SS.OO, for It is made ery eaapleta to Insure
boot one tape measure, on?rubber stamp with you7.e and pad7 b SaoTer?
etcK HAKE HO CHARGE FOB THIS OUTFIT, but as a guarantee ofgood fa on vourart and o?ott7.
agatast those who would orter outflts wle. eaa ..aHy Si. w
we require everyone. afUr reMr Ik. aatst at tha a.peaas aS-.ee, to pay as a temponuV deDOaft I to Lli S.
charge, and w. -Ill l.ra tk. 60 a with your first orter.' Understand weSSuSnd FySi , thVeS mSete oPu?ft.
by express C. O. D., subject to examination, ye. taexamlaa tha aatst at year eipraaTaaae and if foeiS oVrfeetlr
START TO WORK AT ONCS. i'.7J,110S0,ey',ow,t,, """.P'8". tare the orders at your own price,
tosho. to your customers C. O. P., subrlX
"'"'- S.ol..rw.rkl. .l,lfc fcaaa-t h. hU,. Aayaua .ol a., wkclL aC KllZZ
wajrei from tbe itart. Cat this aoUe cat ud wid to teAmj
- uunucc nuoDtri
WANTED Active agents in every county
Sent, fur mi fiaa I ami. I 1 ' : ..
-tirei iiftii, ,uau cici.ii ivi,wur ClSUSCn
City gas; cheaper than keroseiAV retails
big money-maker. Standard Camp Com
pany, Dept. B, CHICAGO. r
25c
MT. ANGEL
25c
Benedietine Salve.
Experience of Many Tears Clearly Dem
onstrates the Great Efficiency of
This Liniment. Postpaid,
85c a Box. Address
Benedictine Priory, Mt. Angel, Or.
JSEW (JELIANS. La., Nov. 8, 1898.
Eev. Father Enclosed find monev order foi-
another box of your Salve. I find it very good
indeed, and try not to be without it.
rAXKicn. uakk i , 522 Bolivar 8t.
Louisville, Kv., Jan. 19, 1899.
Rev. Fathers I find vour KrIvo tn ho tho hoof
Salve that I ever used.
tra. SCHERVERI, 742 E. Walnut St.
ubt, vsxr Boom sbj imatrsici isanns uioaca ooi i iiujiik at uiajn lvriaTaS sinwr.nsa Aan tt a t- -ay
hsy Bardl? Sfsaa It,
FnbUo men apeak of their uBworthi
neas, but very few of them would be
willing to be taken at their publicly
expressed estimation of themselves.
Chicago Daily- News.
' Tea Foisoning-.
Victims of tea poisoning are becoming
alarmingly, prevalent. Women demand
the life and variety of Health, and" instead
of doing it naturally by building up their
system they resort to tea. They should
take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It tones
up the Serves, regulates the bowles and
cures dyspepsia.
A carload of dried canned potatoes
contains 8,000 bushels, but would hold
only 500 bushels in their natural state.
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Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet.
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At Tacoma shingle manufacturers are
complaining of a car shortage and ship
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.TO CURB A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
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A new law requiring corporations to
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Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
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children during the teething period.
The greatest whiskey industry is in
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I shall recommend Piso's Cure for con
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I The Treaty elm, under which Wil
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, banks of the Delaware. It died in
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Tracing.
Miss Walsingham We can trace
our ancestry back to the Norman con
quest, can't we,' mother?
Mrs. Walsingham (sadly) Yes, but
we don't know where your father was
last night. Somerville Journal.
is
moth warehouse is a wooden structure,
coverea ana siaed with corrueated tin,
Last year's crop taxed its capacity
to the utmost. No matter what the
rest of the world has or needs in this
line, there is always "brush" to spare
in this big warehouse. Chicago Tri
bune.
Queen Victoria loathes cats, and no
one in her immense household is per
mitted to own a cat. She has an un
canny fear of them.
The fig-tree leaves were sacred as a
crown for Solomon.
DDIS
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Men and Women make $50 to $200 every month selling our
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LIMBS ACKINT08HIS AND VTATK&raoOF DRESS SJUKTS mm4
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JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon.
can give you the best bargains In general
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plows, belts and windmills. The new
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VIKIISI.
Visa Barmsie. r
The Burmese will sacrifice any pros
pect of money-making to go to a feast.
These are called pives, and often the
entertainment is elaborate. I remem
ber going to one in Upper Burma.
There was a good deal of dancing, but
neither the hest nor his guest danced;
that would have been undignified. The
dancers were paid, and they twirled
lazily or jumped excitedly as occasion
required. Most of the time, however,
was spent in chatter and smoking.
Smoking is the only thing at which the
Burmese are industrious. They start
smoking at the early age of 8, and they
smoke themselves into the next world.
Girls smoke quite as assiduously as the
men, and as the cigars are very big
many a pretty mouth is strained to ac
comodate a giant cheroot. Pall Mall
Magazine.
The walnut was originally called the
gaulihut in England, because it came
from France (Gaul). Walnuts played
an important part at the siege of
Amiens, near the end of the sixteenth
century, when a party of Spanish sol
diers, dressed as French peasants,
brought a cartload of nuts to sell and,
as the gates opened for them to enter,
the nuts were spilled upon the ground.
and sentinels stooped to pick them up. I
when the Spanish soldiers pounced j
upon them, killed them and guarded
the gates while tho Spanish army en
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Hall's Family Pills are the best.
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The famous banyan tree is in Ceylon,'
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omniEiDDa
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Such as Rheumatism, and diseases peculiar to
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rioore's Revealed Remedy
Will give immediate relief almost in every case
It cures if taken regularly and sufficient time.
1 per Lottie at your druggist's.
Yon Can't Make a Mistake bj Taking tne
For it is the favorite through Dining Car
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For further particulars call on or address
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elief for Women"
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Nutte (earnestly) I would, old
man. He invited me to dine with him
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."There is a difference between a
man and an egg," said the casual re
marker. "When a man gets old he is
no longer fit for the scramble, and when
an egg gets old that is all it is fit for."
Indianapolis Journal.
We burn 90,000,000,000 - matches
annually. .
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