3 4l -1 mwil ' l ' mm - " ' if N. - v - . 'VC JT-V-iV, ; T by its. own inherent poWer ?.withc)ut, cnanging. oT - . , ' ' --' Thus the:hot-breads, hotrrqlls and murrins ana : ' , . ? ' - iTlicldus : Baing pbwderre Wholesome may '1. K Looking, glasses. v Backs of Mott Hcdtra- Mirrors Aro "Hot? Ia looklntf-glaag' made?" was ' the quaation recently ,'putT tfj a.-wrlter f;; fo;'thV' Washington Star to a large , . manufactorer of mirrors in' Nfew TorlJ. r. t 'WeUjreplld the mannfacturer,. "most of tna, glass- iisea ia mis iraae Is prepared ,fr as,;4oldltii factory, and we merely cuCbCyel. and . silver it - In our works. AH the beyeis are cut ' r tin the same way, first with sand and . - water,- then on an: emery ; wheel and ' afterward put through several. proces- es to brlng-bacX'1h;poIlsiur"v?Yf5 . ; "Great improvements have been mnde "- - la this line of business In the last six teen yea"rs. Formerly It took two or. - . tnrWjjlays from- the time Work waa.be-: r mn An o mlinvtp W 1 1 pnilM Vm fin ': - ished. Nowadays we can get the glass i inthe morning and mate it into a look-: Ing-glass perfectly finished and ready tor sale before night. -V W make all sizes, from the smallest hand-glass of 2 by 4 Inches, to a mirror 10 by 20 feet, 's ... or even- larger, and we have; a capae- Ity Of Earning out 3,000, feet a day. y si" : "Not inany years SgO'tbe "backs ' oj -; How sheets of pure silver are. used Jn v stead. - The old looking-glass reflected -. ea-dr 66 per ent of the light that-ell upon It; the modern? mirror venects nearly S5 per cent The mercury look- -lng-glass. was very liable orub off; heat and - cold also affectedfit; , tbe quicksilver would crack op melt, and , thus the beauty of th glass wouli be spoiled. None of thesa (dangers threat en the silvered mirror. Besides, mir rors, those engaged; la this line of busi ness cut a great-deal of bewled glass Tor dows and -wjadows." In fine build ings this- i largely taking the place of stained glass. -' f" -TtuT wrnnilnrfnl aAvsinh maiin In the F .Science of. farming during tBe'lftBt few years ia one of the best examples ot i American progressiveness. " A little in - cident Tepounted , by the Ashtabula , (Ohio) Sentinel ts characteristic; One " evening.a short time' agoy a society in "'Jefferson needed A 'gallon -of cream. the .proprietors .g :i&)emmmp& . ' miles north of the fewny tif they eould fum " -.bat they co- Of d with th their iCted weekly tourist -cars ucted excur- ;h the illus- ted weekly, periodicals: viz. Lifei. Pock,; Judget'vJBeslie's,'. Harper's and A A iJUluafcatfed London News, fresh' each V --WeekA-fbr the free use of their Da.trtms''' i. They are placed in substanital binders, . lyfoperly marked with name of periodi cal, etd. ;;..;'; :c .V-'V ' This Is" a distinctive feature of - the r," vrt arisM wl no doubt. he much appelated by the traveling public. -The Rock Island - -f- uuuiar. . . . i . ..-..,:- Jrwr.all information in regard to Bock) Island personally conducted ex cursions to all points East, write to A. E. .CJooper, G. A. P. D., 246 Washing . ton Sy Portland, Oregon. - ... . , When jSineveh and Babylon were in .- the splendor of their - might men in - China were predicting eclipses making catalogues and giving names to .the stars, ' But .Nineveh and Babylon were mere mounds of earth and rubbish when China was great, and to this date : the civilization and life of the empire - is the -wonder of the world. ' i - Home demand absorbs almost all the street cars our-Jjuilders can turn out, so that the export trade in this line has been- temporarily abandoned. , One or . two export houses in New Tork, how ever have been 'doing a lively busines in second hand horse cars, a large num ber going to Mexico. : : An ordinance has been passed in West Palm, Florida, forbidding females to enter saloons. A sign of politeness in Thibet on masting a person is to hold up the clasped hands and stick out the tongoa, ties liot foiiK4 ir 9 from" Royal Baking Powder leavens the hot ncldle-cates raised estibn; r'c ; Mwn, baking powder? are low pnced. aft alum costs but ., : : , two cents pound 5 but alum is a corrosive poison ana ' -; ' if renders the baUng powder dangerous, to use m food. ,OYAL BAKINO POWDER JCO:, NEW YORK. 1 ' Shoulif WomeBySnrake. have no" earthly objiction to woman smoking; only, if they do smoke, they should smoke seriously. Most of them, just fool a " little with a cigarette Now,' that scarcely amounts to smoking at all. - If -they really mean it, let them take to . cigars and pipes.'.; 1 know a dignified bid lady, a Polish countess what is her name? oh welli Thing amojisky it ends .in "laky, '. anyhow and I respect that woman. She gen uinely smokes r and no mistake about it. There is no playing there! She looks on'it as a sacred dnty.-K She has a long pipe -with a wooden stem and the-bark on,- and . a fine big - bowl a regular' man's pipe.. When she was visiting me, she just ..loaded up and smoked, and loaded up and smoked, and loaded up and smoked again. She meant business. I know another lady who has a long Turkish pipe, and, she, too, - means business. - If women are ever to be genuine smekors,- that is the way they; must go, to work.-pMark Twain, -r-- --- ' " v.- . ; In Germany the capital for carrying on the pawnshops by the municipal au- rthorities is derived either from: the city treasury or. the city savings ; bank, which is usually operated in ; connec tion with the pawnshops.,- The articles offered, in pawn irre valued f by sworn appraisers.- , ' J :;' v. -; HO jf . ;V 'Info"!" f Fabllo.; - ? " In selecting vour route ' to the East you cannot' afford,' to overlook the ad vantages - sail comforts'-offered by the Rio Grande Western-' Hallway in con- eetion witii the- Deader j& - Rio Grandel on (l TVitnrado MirUanH Tjiliyailll.' t ill : the only, transcontinental. liirSpaastiig in addition toheiljaipse it affords of I the Teiffp'j city, the Great Salt Lake.; DJiiMfiSit palace, and' the picturesque i Dtab .yalley, it offers choice of six dis tinct routes to the ast and the most magnificent soenery in the world. A double daily .train service and through Pullman palace' and ordinary sleeping! cars, free ' reclining chair cars and a perfect dining , car ervioe are now in operation vm tfiesa 4mes. iA'ilansneld," general ;;en'.35Wssh- ington street, PortlaTxl.Dr-J, "J .! Kroner?. .ltitnd. nnMne and air. v?onstitute the factors which are rapid ly making' Colorado thv health ahdfcfgia bTdrnmiita, pleasure grounds of the Vorld-- Ti rVW Hem thBnil nhinni SKT iav tf the I .ge year,, ana uieniju wi xpe electrio mountain, air to pftxiw xe j mascnifsa-: in.- ne Known jno pen M3pprtray, no brush Picture tbeWieRtie grandeur oMrTS VT J. ' b scenery akauff the line of the Denver Kio .frand Railroad in ' Colorado. 'aryiBsgoitng JEast should travel ' via BUdw wiiMjn . b xiiowa an over we jnu-.as me scemo une or tne world, For any infonnation regarding rates,. time tabies,eto. call on or address R. C. Kichol, general agent, '251 Wash-, ington street, :,Portlandr 0 dr any agent of the OS Rv & St., Co., ot South ern Pacific Company, 7, - The -Swedes are probably the tallest people in Europe, . and ioave, on the whole, erect, .hahdsome- figures.: To some extent this ; advantage, is due to physical exercise, for Ling's Swedish gymnastics are compulsory in the - ele mentary schools, ' andt much used - in other sehools and colleges. : ' ' - : ; '.' The. ' United States silk flag offered by German . Typographic rNcv6, Cleve land, to the union securing the largest number of . cash subscribers for the Citizen: was won by; the Granite Cut- ters', union. . The queen of Saxony possesses four 1 sapphires, equal in. size and beauty to the one . that '.glows in the crown of England. 5 The favorite wives of the shah of Persia and sultan of Turkey wear turquoises the like of which no western qneen can boast! v - V- : . "' t:; Every workman in . the building trades of Bantoir, Pa., is on a' strike to enforce - their -wage scale and work tag rules. Every job ; is tied up, all work being stopped oh fair and unfair work alike.- '"i. : -: . --r ' There -aire still four widows of reVo- i lutionary soldiers on the pension rolls of the government at Washington. At this rate the United States will be pay ing pensions to soldiers of the civil war or their widows well on in the last quarter of the coming century and to soldiers or their widows- of .the Spanish-American war nearly to the close of the first quarter of the twenty-first cen tury., .v :--.: ..: The Boot and Shoe Workers' Na tional Union will begin the publica tion on January I, of a journal to be devoted to the interests of tbe craft. ,- .:sfr!Jtr".v,;; pecu quail-- the -si inferior; topci b the Rbyak : ? S'J.is$ (A; Twin Chlek:ei.;- - .X.. Twentyrfive dollars tor a pair of spring -.- chickens is a liberal- price, yet a Massachusetts farmer; rejected it. His pair 'of chickens, he thinkr, , are quite unique, for 'ttiey are -twins,' five weeks old, and it is said that two chickens born from a single egg, have never before-been proved to live beyond eight days. ' : The buff brahma - hen laid rather a large egg, but no onet , -thought much, about it until one morning the farmer saw- two bills Instead of one trvine to "break out ot' the shell. -' He quickly removed the egg to tho kitchen, ej&icated the twin chicks, wrapped them, in cotton batting and placed them in , tho Oven. For three weeks the chickens -'were-' kept in doers on a diet of . . malted milk and brandy dropped down, their throats : with a medicine dropper. . The- twins are .now hale and hearty and run ' about the yard as vig orously .as - any of their comrades: Oie peculiarity, however, distinguishes them from their mates.? They are-' ex clusive little aristocrats - and- neither of -them will associate, with -any other chicken except his twin.'sij:.- ,f Aldse.approves a suggesn re-j cently made5 by "Comptroller Wolf for a solution, pf . the problem of the rate of fare to be charged by- the Milwaukee Electrio Railway and Light Company . Mri.TVolf suggested that a'- 4-cent fare be i - ciarged lor: a- single trip without transfer privileges, and that - a 5-oent fare .be charged when the -passenger de sired a transfer.- This-, plan, has been adopted In .Cleveland, i: ..;.-' IS , -'--r :; '" '-"'." 7 rno assessors oi Montreal are naving no little discussion with the street rail way company, the Hell Telephone Com pany and other, large companies, as to the' machinery tax. ; The street railway company has now; through its lawyer, informed the assessors, tha it does not consider .any tax can be legally plaeed upon its poles,- rails,- etc. . ' ..' ; i ' 100 REWARD 100. . t Tbremdent(thlg tmr 'will be leaed to learn lbat4hre Is at least one dreadad diKaiia that science has peeo able to cure m all its cages, and tb at is eatarrta. .Ball's Catarrh Cure in the only Dositive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional di- ease., requirea a constitunonal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upou the blood. and"mucons surfaces ot the, system, thereby: destroying; the founda tion of the disease: and rivine the natient' strength Jy huildini up -the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro- dtwhki ostvq wuGs ium iu Jta curative powers, that they offer OuO Bund red Dollars Jot aj case that it fails to cure. Bend for list of jaattmontals. Address. ..- is are the best ; ,.'-,; ..4' " . -'- . The California state board of health urges a' strict - qnarahtine against conr sisamptives aa being much more danger 10ns than those afnicted . with smallpox . - caCvecc am in rlemanrl in New YorKJad,. the. trade is booming, ' Mem bere4Df thtera-sare 'coming from Lon dor to seonre -'wq4,".!';-'-; -"i . k : ;-r ' . , . The man "' who ndefcins all 'others '. , : i -amproTed. Train. KquljtmeilW 'r . i The Q. B. .& N.' and .Oregon tliort Line have added a buffet,. emokirtt Jibrary car to their .Portland-Chicago through train, and a dining' car servicer has been inaoguarated. The trswi iiri equippeu witn tne .jateet) oliair cars, day- coaches and luxurious first-class and ordinary sleepflis," Direct connec tion 'made at Granger with Union Pa-cififl.'-and at .Ogden- with Rio Grande Hrw:trom all points' in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho to all Eesiein cities. For information, rates, ."et;J call 'on any -C It & N. agent, or, address . W; H. Burlburt, General Passenger Agent, P-owtjaucCy'v;'..'. .-' ' ?.yv-; . Ji--; . ;-"y. . "4 tratla paper mentions? that another new molding. -machine has ..been per fected, by the operation of which three men can . do the work of some 60 odd mechanics. ' --'-1 The : Painters' and Decorators.' union of San. Francisco inaugurated a sched ule providing for $3 per day of eight hours.; .The employers have .accepted the union's terms."-; 7 , ; .-' - - ; The recent raise of 28 per cent of the wages of the employes of the Atlantic Ga.) Railway" & Power : Company, without solicitation,: is commendable. Only mmerciai' houses that have paid taxes for the privileges can do business through agents in Russia. Traveling men are also obliged to pay individual" taxes for permission to sell goods as . representatives of these houses, whether they are domestic Or foreign enterprises: - - '. It is averred by .a famous Chinese doctor that nervousness is kept out of the Celestial . Empire by the use of soft soled shoes. The . hard soles worn by the Anglo-Saxon race are said to be the causa of their extreme nervous tem perament ! - r.TVITU W1RTFT MnRV I I vuxix ., Vj,lhcj)- a-suceeaatan of imllnterruDted i t - CROWNED HEADS WHri .ARE Jit& SURED FOR MLUfQ?S.' Th Prlo.ce of Wales Carrier jPollciea Anretattaf JO.OOO.OOO-HU Death Would BeneA Many J"ero'u Ootaide of Bis Q-mt ITamilr. ' . . . i. . )- ' - '. tSIt A big insurance man told me recently InCiew Lork that tbe Prince of Wales was the. heaviest risk of any patron of the Insurance business, and that his death . would cost. English, German, I Igreneh and American companies not, J: .:,TTess jhan 10,000,000. .."iso omer person carries au per.ent. of Vthat insurance," ha said, "but com paratively little of It Is for the, beneBf of his family; perhaps not more than li.OOO.OOO.' .Some years ago large poli cies were taken' but by his creditors, as aecurltyfofhioney loaned. IFhe should eer pay his debts they would of course revert to him, and might be carried for thel benefit of his family, but his "pre mtama, like the premiums on. all of the royaLfamllies of Europe, are very high much higher than- those paid by pri vate individuals for the same amount of' insurance." f -r - . ": -.. It is. a curious- fact," continued my Insurance friend.- who 'spends a good deal of his time !n England 'that $2, 000,000 or j3.000.000 of Insurance, per haps more than.' that, lias been' placed on the life of the Prlnceef Wales as a speculation :by perSonswho do ; not knOWvblm and have never, had any re latlpnis with htm whatever. This would not b0 possible under the insurance laws of the United States, but it is al lowed ,by some of the English, compa nies. '; OTer there ahy man icah secure a policy on the life of a neighbor, pro .rlded; he can persuade the neighbor to submit to a medical examination or find a company which, has 'recently bad him examined- Thus when .the Prince of Wales undergoes an examination for insurance lots of. speculators, apply to the same company for policies on his life." or a-et cerrJfled cobles of .the re port of the medical examiner and" usj ' them with other - companies. ; : It ' fs a pure speculationi.- They pay a high pi-e mtum, a margin,, so to speak, or, to put it In another-Vway,' they book a wager with the insurance comri.inles that the Prince 'wllj die before the total of their premiums exceeds the amount- st the policy. - Therefore, ; many persons - would be finahcially benefited If Albert Edward should drop off suddenly;, one of . those fine'days. ' The Prince is per fectly aware of this fact He knows very- well what' advantages have been taken of bis situation, but I do not sup- pose Itfnakes any difference with his habltr.".- - . - V" ' "Are kings generally lastired?" I rs'Il- ed. . , " '-'I; j-Hea. most of them, but they are not regarded as a good risk, and companies that carry-She policies do not advertise the fact any more than necessary. -It injures rather than benefits them. The late Emperor Frederick, father of the present Kaiser, carried nearly $5,000, 000 of insurance, which is about all the money his widow has to live on, for her. pension from the German -'govern-' tnent- is small. ' - FredIck was consid ered first-class: risk. - He was. a man of robust health, splendid stature, with a, . l l n .1 ... 1 LikU 1 a an athlete; but all at once .a cancer was adlscovered, -.-which he doubtless inherited rom his grand- motber the - beautiful Queen ; Louisa, and he,' failed vrapldl. v The " present Kaiser; Is not. considered jgood. rjsk, xnis is quire as mucn oecause or nis constttntlonal defects as for ppHtical consi4eraitjon8, but fbr-obvlous reasons ho company would decline an applica tion .from him for .insurance.' ' , - '" '. "I understand the Queen of Spain is heavily lcsuredr ,; J. . ;..4 !'; ; y ; "i'es, that is supposed "to be the case, although little Is known about It, and the prevailing impression is that m6st of her policies are in American compa nies, which; have agencies in Madrid. Alfonso XII., her husband, was lns'ted in several French and. English cc-nga-nles some say , to the extent , of , ?3i 000,000, but l do. not know the eita?t amount" W4 E.. Curtis,, rta . Chlp Record. . '; i '' : '- y ' y -.' l y J- f i Oiattnotton In. UmbrellaajF-! ; -; . it Is no;new thing to hear that China was "ahead of the rest of the wolid m invention.,' Even the umbrella owu its existence, we are told, to the genius of the Chinese or Japanese, j It ift eald- to nave Deen copieo rrom a shade-civ Ingjtree, ind' at .first received, rhej iam: veneration accoraea ; to ' the .tree- of which. it was a copy. - j -j '-.; : : Great dignitaries were allowed o atP pear' in public seated Under (daprella canopies, and later these canbpiei were made portable, uhtU h regular smes of court regulations for" tbp carriage" of umbrellas became necessary. - JBy the umbrella '.a; Chinese gentleman is al lowed to carry, one-who JsVinl tlated can tell his rank. The common people may use an "nmbrella tf It-V not, made of cloth or; silk, but only. ofpaper. ; xi in tjnina one sees a procession headed by two enortnousr silk umbrel las, be may be assured that a governor general of a province oa military offi cer !of the first ran is coming behind theiv . , ' . ', . -'' :'. ' .''-. J- s . The grandeur of a royal procession: or 'religious demonstration .Is denoted t by the number of umbrellas which are cttrrledi It Is said that formerly, when the. emperor went hunting, he had to be'Areceded by twenty-four umbrellas, It hardlj seina asilCthe hunt could have beea'rjJ!ceasruL iv ;. . A utencan -Ho; impowatHjus irom , Americawsit.e4 caused the horse raisers ef Holsteln- to Suffer much of late. A stock company has been : fof nied In Berlin for the ex press purpose of importing horses from the United ; States. The ' Americans have succeeded in breeding a horse "which compares very favorably In every way with the Holsteln animal, especially In those points so highly prised in a work horse, namely, broad hips . and large build generally. The best ; markets- for Holsteln horses has always been the" provinces of Sasfony, Tnurlngla and Brunswick. The de ma&d is created by the large sugar fac-: tories, - This market has been decreas ing of late, owing to American horses being purchased In Berlin. A few days ago, - this Berlin "company shipped a drove of eighty through Hambure en route for Milan, Italy, where they are to'bd used" on "the tramways. Almost every week, a long freight train filled .with American horses leaves the Ber liner Bahnhof for various parts of Ger many. In spite of expensive freight and a tariff of $7 per head, the Ameri cans, have bnQt up' a . very, respectable competition In the German market ' - . Chinese Hiatory la Anient. - The authentic hiatory and biography of China la doubtless the oldest in the world, even antedating that of the Jews. Those familiar with 1U chronol ogy state Uiat it embraces- a period from: the year 122 of our, era back to Jtb remt yesriod of 2.C97 yers before ChrhrttfThe Jhlawlans of Chto erles lofmore than 2,400 years. -The full and continuous history of the em pire-was compiled in the second cen tury of out era. ' - .- - -:';-; . The . great libraries of Pekin contain volumes . of - books numbered by the hundreds of thousands. In the archives of the government are Btill to be found the ancient predictions of eclipses made wkh . great accuracy, together with works on astronomy which show' a fair knowledge of that interesting science. Biographers, ' very succinctly written, of , the emperors of the most ancient dynasties still exist, and written works ot learned men are as voluminous as those of .European nations. And all this learning and love of learning has been acquired without help or suggestion from any foreign people. ; If their au thentic, histories reach back to naiiy five -cenrturles ago mythical history reaches still farther back Into the very night of time.7'' - - i '- :- . .C . -' 'TvrrhemNlneveil'and Babylon were in the splendor of their might.- men in Chlna were predicting eclipses, making catalogues and giving names to the stars. But Nineveh and Babylon were mere" mounds" of earth and rubbish when China was great- and to this date the civilization and life of the empire la the wonder Of the world, - i -k .. .'; A railway win be built up the-Rax Alp, which la 6,400 "feet high, C Some authorities bold to the idea that a child's disposition is largely governed by his diet citing the gentleness of the rlce-eatlng races against the quarreling mest-eattng children as proof. The figures given in the London Coal and IrOn Trades Review show that of the! world's pig iron product of 1898 784 per cent was' converted into steeL In 1S68 only 4 per cent of the world's pig iron product was applied to : the manufacture of steel, y J T r.;Verrazano, an Italian navigator, Is said by Sweetser, In his White Moun tain Guide, to have been the first Euro pean to speak of having seen the White Mountains. Cruising along the coast northeast " from the present site of Portsmouth m the year 1524, he saw "high mountains within the land." They appeared on maps published as early as 1529. ..; ' ; . ' y Members of the engineering corps of the-United States army, have Jcleared the Paslg River of a number of stone laden canoes which were sunk' to close the channel. ; The total yalue of the property recovered bythe engineers is estimated at $750,000. Maps and topo graphical sketches of - the country around Manila were made ,f or the use of the army commanders, and the sur veys were frequently made under fire. Dr. Francis H. WUlIams, of Boston, says that when it becomes, customary to. examine the chest with the X-rays deaths from heart failure without pre vious warning will be less --common. The jaysnot only enable the physician to dftermlne the size 'Of the heart, but with their, aid he ciii 'also follow Its movements .-'in'health and - disease. which has hot before been possible. Suclf examinations are also useful In casS of incipient consumption. With proper precautions taken no harm heed be feared from X-ray examination. iAs V tn the -case ..of thC-ays, 4t-Js possible that one of the. earliest prac tical -uses-of liquid air . will he in sur gery.;.. Already experiments have Indi cated that & spray of liquid air can be applied as fa local, anesthetic, but the application should never be made ex cept by an experienced operator. in a minute a small part of the body can be frozen as bard as Ice, and surgical oper ations conducted with the aid of liquid air are attended with no hemorrhages. In the Medical Record Dr. A. C. White describes, various . experiments with liquid air, V Including the successful treatment of such diseases as sciatica, neuralgia and IVy-polsoiilng. Bolls and carbuncles ean-be aborted with liquid air, land it is useful in the treatment of i-.nlcers.vx-vr-. .-H'-'k' "; ':.. ; .'. '- According 4o )the conclusions of Mr. Ai H.'; Keane, : a -weU:knownr English ethnologist : hefirst J-creatureg; that could properly ..be galled men appeared on., the- earth in what geologists know as ,;tne- Pliocene f, peiaou, ,.touiwmm about a mIlllon.years ago.;; The precur- SOT OT'han, ;air.. .uie , muiikb, ; wm some such ape-llks -creature as-;-the Pithecantyropus erectus, discovered by Df. !Dubpis n J aval a lew; years ago, "Four varieties of men were developed hiomo n.rniopicuB iu a-inca soucn oi the equator. Homo Mongollcus In Cen tral Asia, Homo Americanus in th new world, and Homo Caucaslcus Id northern Africa. -Ffrom these the ex isting races are descended. . Whethex man has existed a million years in the past or not there is 90 apparent reason why be should not exist more than a I million; years la the future. ' JBla .Oocnpatlbn. . ' r' A; rather good story Is told at th expense pf the Rev. W, W. Molr, rector of St. Eustace Church. It is Mr. Molr' a custopi ix:take the offertory every Sun day to some -one of the hotels and re? celve a check -therefor. The hotels are glad of the small change, and It Is more convenient to send a check to the secre tary ithan a quantity of small change. Mt iMolTflwas counting out the silvei and' bills at one of the large f hotels rhlie the clerk was making out the check. He observed a small boy watch-igif-hlm with evident curlosityWelL ;my boyj-what Is. it' asked tfce, rever end gentlerflOJ?. in. ma- csuai kvndly way; "Oh, nothing, sir,' said Jhe b6y, ..and glancing again at tbe pile, of silver and nickels on the counter, 'ly, areyou the gentleman what runs the slot ma chine downstairs?" The Adirondack. yy Motto of tbe Siamese Nation. " -Save you heard; the motto if the govv ernmat of Slam? And haying heard it have you repeated it? aW having repeated It- hay -yen. caught its pnrdy personal '; application?' And hiving caught it have yon tried it on your friends? . - ' ' - - ; '--'..-" v W This Is the motto: "Ah Wa Ta Naa Slam." ,' It sounds ' unintelligible -nep?,- sense, but keep sayihg itover as'oog as yon can ana as rast as' you can and you will discover at last .that the East-1 aptly classifies many a remorseful sub ject of . Uncle SamvJFor. Ah .WavT4 Nas Slam" Is:easlly ec4ved lnt6 -"Ah what an ass I am." ,-" - Tr - : ' '-,-'..' -' '- K. i ' Antiquity of tbe Top. v Probably the oldest toy in the world Is the top. It has been used all over the world for thousands of years, and tn some savage tribe Is used In the per formance of religious rites. "- -v . Before every failure there are plenty of signs to give the people warning, If they will read them. 1: f "' : - y : IN BED WITH RATTLESNAKES. A Belgian , Naturalist' Nlsrht In the Tolteo Sniaa of Qatnada. "When I was collecting specimens of plants and animals In Zacatecas," said the noted Dr. Maximilian Schumann, "I had an experience with rattlesnakes which came near being the death of me." ."' '"".'." : ":;'-. The doctor is the Belgian explorer and naturalist who wctnt through Afri ca, and In telling of his advent urea he said: .;'-,;, , ; ...-..':-'-.-. ':', "I had gone a day's Journey on horse back from the city of Zacatecas to the southeast to examine some old Tolbec ruins there. These are known as the Que ma da ruins. ." They are very exten sive.. I got there late at night I had shot a couple of doe on tbe way and had thrown them across my peck ani mal.', .-, "On my arrival within the ruins I lit a fire to get my supper, after which I spread my blanket and lay down.- In the morning when I woke up I threw my hand outside of the blanket and It almost touched a big, poisonous rattle snake. I escaped by the merest chance. Looking toward my feet, what was my astonishment , to see rattlesnakes all over the blankets. There were no less than six of them besides the one that missed my band.:,- . "The reptiles were -not the cro talus horrid us, or diamond erotalus, known in California, but the erotalus mllarius, found In the hot regions. They are very poisonous. When I had lit my fire In . the : evening-1 . could .not see the snakes, which, I presume, had crept along the walls. ."The altitude of Zacatecas and the old ruins is between 7,000 and 8,000 feet and It gets quite cold at night My fire was what undoubtedly attracted them. When they got out toward it they found my bed, and, discerning the warm - blankets, , crawled up on them and went to sleep.. I have always thought it was almost, miraculous that I escaped-being bitten. As I did not want the snakes, having already all I wanted, I killed them and nailed them all to the adobe wall, with my card on each. ' ' ' . "The lizards and other reptiles which I got there I salted away in casks and forwarded to Europe. It is a general belief ! among the ; Indians, . notably among :the Creeks, Cherokees ; and Ohoctaws In Indian territory, where I was for a time, that if one is bitten by a rattlesnake all he has to do to prevent fatality is to eat the snake. But I never discovered any virtue In this. The best remedy Is to immediately bind a thong above the wound, so that the poison cannot circulate higher. . Then cut an tnetskni below the wound and squeeze out as much blood as possible. Then, If to the wound Is made an application of potash or any alkali, there is almost no danger. "I got the best collection of reptiles from Mexico and forwarded them to Europe that has ever been seen here. The rattlesnakes were so plentiful that they could be seen by thousands and thousands." San Francisco Call. . ALL ARE IN THE CEMETERY. Clever .Device of a Chfcaao Woman to ' Secure a Flat. ' " - ' Out at the Queen Anne flats there Is an Ironclad rule that no family with children shall be permitted to take a lease of an apartment This rule and the situation of the. building militate against the fining of the flats, bat the agent succeeded in making a fair showing,' - none the less. One - day while wondering-If he would receive any more applications before' the rush season was ended. k .large, portly and red-f aced. woman ;dressed in black en tered, the office, v; V r r ' ' She wanted a flat and had Inspected the premises.; She fancied the third of. a certain row and was willing to make an advance right "then. ' The terms were agreed upon "and the pa pers drawn, up, when 'the agent said: "We cannot 'permit; any children In those flats. Have you any?" ; -' The woman sobbed aloud. She coyly admitted to having had seven, but said between her gasps: "They are all now In the cemetery sir." , . The agent was sympathetic and con soling. The papers were signed, the keys delivered and the new tenant de parted, wiping :her eyes, while ; bet shoulders heaved with woe. The next time the agent went there for rent be was met by a bunch of children who clambered- the stairs with "him and seemed very much at home.. He went to the flat on the third floor and was admitted.';'' ' ' : -; ; ' "Are these your children, ma'am?" he asked of the portly tenant ' J i "Seven are, sir," -was the reply.1- j "But you told me all of -yours were dead." :- i "Indeed I did hot air.' What I said was that they , were In the cemetery, and they were. ' Their "father was out of a Job and he took them out to the cemetery on a picnic" Chicago Chron- icie. . '-..' y , yy;. ..' ;- Extinjrulaheti. . : S-i , . It was a tram car and he was a fear fully and wonderfully got-up masher. Over his "pince-nez" he eyed the other passengers haughtily, and they In turn looked at him with the amused. Indul gent Bmlle with which the public usu ally regard, the genius. Presently a soldier of the Seaf or th Highlanders en-' tered and took his seat beside the mash er. A stalwart, soldierly looking fel low,: be soon became tbe cynosure of all eyes. v. The masher looked at him for a. moment then siding up to him be said condescendingly: V; say er Mr. Soldier, I've" got er a brother who Is a soldier, don't you knowr .'.' ' -: -.-- '.h -;:-';. -"' . "Is that a facr' said the soldier, tak ing a- comprehensive look at his ques tioner, "weel, that's klnna queer tae. Ye see, I've got a brother who's a con founded idiot so we're aboot even, I'm thlnkln'." '.:' ,.' . For a moment the dude looked as if e had swallowed something that dls greed . with him, then he sank back in ,1s seat and thought It over for the re mainder of the Journey. London Spare Moments. . ' ' i ! Queer British War VeaaeL . 'yTheh ' most , singular .vessel . In the world Is the Polyphemus of the British navy. It Is simply a long steel tube, deeply burled In the .water, the deck rising only four feet above the sea. It carries' no masts or sails and Is used as a ram and torpado-boat - 'Tae i rencn stau3tician, ur. iivrier. . Kf ttrt thathalf of air-human, beluga die bef dre 17, tnat.niy ne person; la 10, 000 .lives to be lOO years old -aad that oiily one person out of every J.0OO lives to be 60, : ' tioagl'm getting too etont for.c-om- fort, but am unable to find a reoiedyi Short It Is said that nothing redout surrjlus flesh like worrv, - Lonif,?1 t have' nothing to worry me. Shor4-i Well, Just to help you, I'm willing 2 L let you lend me ten dollars. Chicngo'k News.. ' . -... ;v'. ... . . That man never lived yrho'wajm'i ony ae wrote a certain letter. Klsseartan's Contempt fas a fsrf Bath. A .Missourian at Manhattan beach looked with contempt at the men loll ing in the sand. "Shucks," said he, "they think they are - having fun. Have to come ashore to get in the sand. They ought to live in old Missoury, on the river. Yon get the sand and water mixed there., Sometimes a man gets more sand than water and has to go home and be washed off. Them mnd baths in the northwest that you hear so much about ain't in it with a wash in the old Missoury." . - ;, ; --, Thorite, the New Explasive, Distinguished itself by passing through a iX inch steel piste. If its success contin ues, it will make as great a record in the military world as Hostetter's Stomach Bit ters in the medical world. Nothing has appeared which can equal this wonderful medicine for all diseases of the stomach, liver or kidneys. ' Panama canal construction employes over 3,000 men. , . v Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved me large doctor bills. C. L. . Baker, 4228 Regent Sq.. Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 8, 95. Hartford hours. plumbers get $3 for eight ( Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Children during the teething period. . Comfort depends on thinking, not on things. - " ' ' TO CURE A COLD IN ONI DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c' ' . The king's business but not hurry. : y requires haste, rlTO Permanently Cared. ly Cared. No fits or nerromneas day's um of Dr. Kline's Orcat rllv after first day's use of Dr. Nerve Restorer. Send for FSEE SS.OO trial bottle and treatise. DK.&B. JUJKJi, lid SW Arch sl-eet, Philadelphia. Pa. The : National Consumers' . - League hare adopted a label to distinguish ladies' garments which are made in sweatshops or under unfair conditions as to wages and hours. It is not a ri val of the regular trades union label, but will be used on goods produced by working men and women who get just treatment from employers, even if they do not belong to labor organizations. " The Walter Steel Company's plant in Reading has been absorbed by the Walter Steel Company of Jersey City, N. J., recently organized with a capi tal of 1100,000. - - The agricultural department, Wash ington, D. C, has a machine for tak ing continuous photographs of growing plants.' It works automatically, tak ing a picture each hour; and during 'the night an electrio light is thrown into circuit as the exposures are made.-: ' Duty Feed Mm and Steed. Feed your nerves, also, on pure blood if you mould fuve them strong. Ken And 'women wfio art nervous at so becAust their nerves Are starved. When they make their blood rich And pure vjtth Hood's SarsaparilU their nervousness disappears because the nerves Are properly fed. dlbcdS Sateafra - 2Bo. ' SAMPLE BOTTLE IOC. Haw Lonf Bare Ton Do you not think you If so. then try the your amiction8. "0 Drops Xltta Ism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lamb Asthma, Ma; tar Fever. T-a Grippe, Hssdschs -Dropsy, Esrsehc. iTRADC MARK. ainarea aiseases. -a Drops-- nascurea more people auring me pssi iour veers, of the above-named diseases, than all other remedies known, and in case of Rheumatism is curing more than all the doctors.paient medicines, electric belts and batteries combined, for they cannot core Coronlo Rheumatism. Therefore waste no more valu able time and money, but try "6 Drops" and be promptly CURED. "6 Drops" is not only the best medicine, but it is the cheapest, for a 1.00 bottle contains 8l doses. Price per bottle, 11.00, prepaid by mail or express, or 6 bottles for $5.00. For the next 30 days we will send a 25c sample FBEg to anyone sending 10 cents to pay for the mailing. Agents wanted. Write to-day. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO, American Founders Company Cor. PORTLAND DIRECTORY. Fence and Wire Works. PORTLAND WIKB A IRON WORKS; WIRK . and iron fencing; office railing, etc. 834 Alder. '.Machinery and Supplies. pAWBTON CO.; ENGINES, BOILERS, MA ' enmery, supplies. 43-50 First 8u, Portland, Or. . A. Bargain. -. A twenty-Jive ton locomotive and tender with 3X track, for sale at a bargain. Call 011 or write John Poole, foot of. Morrison street. - - '.- ----- - - --. ... BUY THE GENUINE SYRUP OF FIGS ... M-ANTJITAUT U RED BX ... : CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO. tTKOTJ THE lAHI. SOI.E AGKNCT Worthtngton -, S.eam Pumps and Water - Motors. . . Pumping Plants of . ... Any Capacity. TATfJM ft BOWRN 80 to 35 First Street, Portland, Or. -' i Macliiuery -All Kinds. iRTEn'snt No household can afford to-be with out it. Every- household can . afford to have It. - IF CLAIMANTS FOB DCSUCIflM Write to NATHAN rCiVOIUll SICKFUHU. Wsthlngteii. O. C. they will re ceive quick replies. B. 5th N. H. Vols. Staff 20th Corps. ..Prosecuting claims since 1878. Rupture treated scien titlcally and confident! al- ""- ly. CtrnssMduM . . : ; UitiltS. .: 108 Second St, Portland. c. h. woouo a cu. I IllirU My Monthly Ttegulator CANNOT FAIL. UU'UIbox Free. Mrs.B. Bowan, Milwaukee, WIT RELIEF FOR WOMAN .That tired, languid feeling, the pains in the back and the chronic headache will disappear quickly if you take rioore's Revealed Remedy It is an ideal medicine for women, easy and ji 1 easani to utae. si.uu per nocue at your drug Kitt'a.. rnrr- rpfSA a rTf bunts rrnttit all elm raua. Ill 4 Beet Cough Byrnp. Tastes Good. Use I I ... I 1. tn time. Bold br druggists. rl IK. 'XT "-""laf'lllSl'Z"' J I r. a-J Vv. - ' '- - : k-s -'t iiSBpe Herbert M. Fish, a progressive and ipectea reside 01 cape v inceni, V.. said: "Tut. doctors disagreed N, In mv case, one said 1 bad tbe srrlp. another that It was Jaundloe, and so on. 1 tried many remedies but did not receive the slightest benefit. I was low spirited and nervous and had become reduced in weight from 156 pounds to loss than 128. One day a friend recommended Dr. Williams' Pink PlUs for Pale People. I tried them and the result was indeed mar velous. My appetite returned and I began to feel rested and restored. At the end of the tenth box my phy sical condition was better than It had been lor years and I was a well 'man. " HsKBKKT M. Fish." Bworn to and subscribed before me this 17th day of November, 188. , iuroO. Woodruff, ' Notary Public ' "From the Bogle, Cajte Vincent, If. T. A gorgeous bicycle has recently been sent from France to an Indian rajah. The parts which on an ordinary ma chine are nickel plated are in this bicy cle of gold. Even the spokes are cased with gold. The gold-cased rims are studded alternately with turquoises and rubies. . A scarlet cloth held , down with jewels covers the saddle. There is a walnut tree 1,200 years old in the Baider . valley, near Balak lava. It belongs to five Tartar families, and still yields nearly 100,000 nuts an nually, which are divided equally be tween the fivS owners. The board of charities' tabulated sta tistics show that out of a population oi 916,849 in Porto Kico, there are 291, 089 indigent and 11,858 sick. The number of deaths as a result of the re cent hurricane was 2,619. Y ; , A Burglary Story. r ' 1 They were telling ' 'burglary stories" on the veranda in front of the grocery store in a : down-east town. "The man's hand was thrust through the hole he had cut in the door," said the star talker, "when the woman seized the wrist and held on in spite of the strug gles of the man outside.. In the morn ing the burglar was found dead, hav ing -cut his own throat when he found escape impossible; but the brave wo man had not known he was dead, and so had not released her grasp on his wrist all night long." "Huhl" growled the skeptic in the corner; "why didn't she feel of his pusle?" Buffalo Commercial. - ' 7, ; . 7v FOR NEXT THIRTY CTAYS. Bead About .". 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