Hot Unenviable. Mm. Gadabout That Mrs. HarA4 fcead next door , doesn't seem to have many .friends. Hostess (wearily) No-o; I wonder how she manages it? Judy. - A Weat Indian Hurricane Recently traveled up the coast at will, aud acted in an entirely different manner from any other storm. Sometimes dyspepsia acts the same way. ' It refuses to yield to treatment which 'has cured similar cases. Then Hostetter's Stomach Bitters should betaken. It has cured stomach trouble for half a century. A train running from New York to Boston made oyer 80 miles an hour re cently. ' :". y ' - " - In France . adverteing posters must bear revnnue stamps varying in value according to size of the poster. 44 Circumstances Alter Cases. In cases of scrofula., salt rheum, dys pepsia, nervousness, catarrh, rheumatism, eruptions, etc., the circumstances may be altered by purifying and enriching the blood tuSh Hood's SarsaparlUa. k is the great remedy for all ages and both sexes. He sure to get Hoods, because - - a Oddity In Railroading. "The craze for fast time on railways is taking a new feature," observed a nrominent railroad official to a Star writer recently. "It is the shortening of lines and reconstruction of surveys in order to make given " line- as straight as possible between two points. It is, in fact, a scheme to make time by saving distance. A railway with out a curve or a cutting is, of course, aj splendid thing from - an engineenn.' standpoint, but it is a very tedious affair to the passenger. To thorough!; realize how extremely - monotonous i lone journey on a railway without i curve or cutting is, one must travel oij the road from Buenos ' Ayres to tht Andes. That railroad beats' all know?j records for having 200- miles , of track f almost on a line, such as mathematiV clans describe as the shortest distanc between any two points. ' No one wh has not seen this remarkable stretch o road, straight in front and behind a far as the eye can reach, even wheii aided by a field glass, can grasp what i means or what an amount of wearisomd monotony it - involves and entails."' Washington Star. ' j At Kansas City the following is the scale of wages being paid the different trades: Tile and bricklayers, $4; stone cutters, $3.60; plasterers, $3.50; plumbers, $3.50; steamfitters, $3.25; masons, $3.20; lathers $3; gasfitters, $3.25: painters $2.40; v cap renters $2.40. Electrical "Workers' Union No. 31, of Baltimore has secured the convic tion of several parties for violation of the municipal eight-hour ordinance in compelling members of the nnion to work longer than eight hours on a city contract. ; Fines of $25- and costs were imposed ui esca msuuioe. tt Improved xram Kqulpmnnt. " The O. E. & N. and Oregon Short Line have added a buffet,' smoking and library car to their Portland-Chicago through train, and a dining car service has been inauguarated. - The 'train is equipped with the - latest chair cars, day coaches and luxurious first-class and ordinary sleepers. Direct connec tion made at Granger with Union Pa cific, and at Ogden with Kio Grande Use, from all points in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho to all Eastern oities. For information, ' rates, etc., call on Any O. R. & N. agent, or address W. H. Hurlburt, General Passenger Agent, Portland. ' - , ' ' : ". The Betrothal Kiss. . ' First Boarder Did you hear the re port of the ' engagement of our land-' lady's daughter? ' " ' Second Boarder I should say I did. I was sitting in the next room at the time, and it was a pretty loud report, let me tell you. Richmond Dispatch. Bostonlans Manners Abroad. Fnddy The Hnlcums are very dis creet. Duddy In what way. Fnddy They never smile when they are in public together. '. They are afraid peo ple will think: they are not married, i They both of them hate a scandal above ail things. Boston Tanscript. - The largest mass of pure salt in the world lies under the Province of Ga lica, Hungary. It is known to be 550 miles long, 20 broad and 250 feet in thickness. , . London annually consumes 40,000 tons of imported meat. Germany manufactures 70 percent of the world's production of coal-tar colors. The New York Varnishers' Union reports that all its members are busily employed, and its business agents have applications from employers for more men. All union varnishers receive not less than $3 a day, and some are get ting $3.25 and $3.50 for eight hours' work. An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the . well known remedy, Stbvf-of Figs, manufactured by the CiurowiA Fio Stbwp Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be mediainally laxative and presenting them In the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It w the one perfect strengthening laxa ji ?AeaD81nfc the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers yently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritatincr them. tnn.Ua . u.. sa-Ji laxative. " In. the process of manufacturing fiira are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fio Syrup uo. oniy. in oraer to get its beneficial effect and to avoid Imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP. CO. AIT FRANCISCO, CAT -' IOrTSVTLLK. KT. S1W TOKX. H. T. fee tale by U Druggists. Price 50c pcrbotti. NEVEfi TASTE WATEE QUEER FACT ABOUT HAWAIIAN HORSES AND CATTLE. They Koam Over m District Where There Are No Welle or Btreame, and Slake Their Thirst by Eating; the Native Grass. " . The proverbial , horse which can be led to water, but which cannot be made to drink, exists in great numbers In the Hawaiian Islands. Among the cattle he has thousands of cousins of the same proclivities. v . It Is- a surprising statement to make, and yet one that is literally true and so commonplace that no one there thinks anything about it, and there are hundreds of. horses and thousands of cattle which never take a drink of Wa ter rhrnne-hont the whole COUTSe of their lives. On all the Islands the npper altitudes of the mountains are given up to cattle ranges. The cattle run wild from the time they are born until they - are rounded up to be sent to the slaughter Y-rse. Except during possibly two or three months of the rainy season, tnere are no streams or pool of water In any part where the cattle range. , Rn evorvwhere there crows a re cumbent. Jointed grass, known by the native name of manlnla. This Is both food and drink. Horses and cattle grazing on it neither require water nor will they drink it when offered. Our first experience with this fact was on a trio to uaieaeaia. a. pan were mounted on horses which had Just been brought In from the range. The Journey they made was fourteen miles, in which distance they.ascenaea about 9,000 feet. ',- ' The narty started In the afternoon. and about sunset halted for supper. Thev thought It strange that the horses should leave a feed of grain to nibble the scanty grass which grew near by, but were willing to trust their instinct In the matter.' ' ' "; TTowever. .before starting they in sisted that they be given water.;. The native guide demurred to thls.s saying they didn't need lt,Dut, -witn toe gooq natured complaisance of his race, yielded to requests, and led a detour of about a mile, which brought the party to a ranch house, where; there was a welL But, to the utter amazement and stupefaction of the travelers; the horses would not drink. ., J ' They took it as another caw or. in stinct, and assumed mat - me wu.ir. for some reason, was not good, and so refrained from drinking it themselves. It was not until the return, the second day, to Kawaapae, inai tue u"'""" learned the secret of the wonderful manlnla grass. ':''' ; KEY IS SADDER AND WISER, Eye-Opening; Kxpertence or a enwr Man from new iw Xoa know my brother . Ikey, of course?" said the New York man. ''Ikey and I have been partners in business for twelve years. He has always stuck to the desk, while I have done the travel ing. ' Ikey had an Idea that sew ior ponldn't Tun' a day "without him. He also thought himself the cutest, 'smart est man in the big town. wtner new Workers who never get ten miles out of town have the same Idea, i Things hap pened to me on the road now and then, and I told Ikey about 'em. but I never could get him to believe that there was man outside of ; Gotham wno Knew enough to rake In a poker pot witn a stralzht flush In his band. A few weeks ago I got hurt, and Ikey had to-go out or lose customers; When he finally con cluded to go he went with his Jiat on his ear and a pocketful of BOent ci gars. He- was prepared to dazzle everybody. . X ; . ' " 'Ikey.' says I, as he was ready to go, look u little out for gum games. You'll run across chaps who know a crowbar from a clock.' , , , " "Bah!! says Ikey, as he picked up his grip and started off with a smile of con tempt on his face. . ' : "Well, I'm near dead of laughing over his adventures. He got off at Albany and was lugging his grip nptowm, when boy steps up and says:; m':S. s i 'Hello. Senator! Glad to see yon, I'll carry that grip and make no charge.'; . It tickled Ikey to be taken for a Sen ator, and It tickled him to save a dime,, but the boy got away with the grip, and Ikey was hung np; for two days until the police found U. At Rochester, as he was standing around the station, a stranger fell against him and said: .; " 'Beg pardon, but ain't you the man who is going .to build the Panama canal?' ' I ... , " I'm thinking of It,' said Ikey, sober as a Judge, but three minutes later be finds his watch gone. "In Buffalo, as he came-out of his hotel, a stranger asked him if he wasn't the Governor, and then added: 'Excuse me while I knock that fly off!' - - - "Ikey rather carried the. idea that he was the Governor,. but the stranger had got his diamond pin. In Cleveland one of our old customers set out to make things pleasant for my brother, and after-dinner said to him: ' "'Say, Ikey, we've got a new game out here, and maybe you'd like' to take a hand . in? It's Called poker, and there's a great chance to show -your nerve by bluffing.' . ? -1 " ; v " 'A new gamer says Ikey, as he throws up his hands. 'Why, we've been playing poker In New York for the last 200 years!' . !. ';,' "And Ikey took a hand In, and when the Buckeyes got through with him he was $70 out of pocket. Getting along to Toledo a man worked $25 out of him on a bogus check, and In Detroit be was let In as a sure winner on a. horse race and lost $35 more. .That same night a thief entered his room and stole all his clothes, and he had to telegraph rae to get others to go home In. While he Mas on the way a pickpocket got his i last dollar, and he couldn't .even pay' oar fare home from the station. It's a ore subject with Ikey, and you fellows must handle him gently, but It will do him a heap of good in the end.; The swelling in his head has gone down by a third already, and he is almost ready to admit that he Isn't Infallible." Wrtere-.l with Blood. .' . ; . On the old homestead farm of Peter Turner. In Monroe, N. Y., there Is au apple tree knotted and gnarled with age, but of a variety seen nowhere else In Orange County, nor perhaps in the eountry. The apple Is about the size of a winter pippin and has a like flavor, tt is golden in color and speckled with crimson, spots, which penetrate the blood-red fruit to the core. This apple is called the Indian Princess. Tradition gives It the following ro nantlc origin r When the Indians were h possession of Ramapo Valley one of heir village was located where the Turner farm Is situated. The daughter if. the chief was loved bj a warrior, ind as the old chief did not favor the mi t the maiden met her lover In se rhial but1 were overtaken by the chief, who bade hs daughter return to the wigwam. This she refused to do ana steppea to her lover's side, at which tne cruet sn InraTiKod that he drew his DOW was and sent an arrow to her heart. She expired on the spot, where a wild appie nrna Knmntine' nd her life's blood tree sat- nro.tori tho nhi of the vounK tree. Knfh la the storv that has been hand rt rinwn from generation to generation The old tree In Peter Turner's orchard ta a linnal descendant of the original dian Princess and the last of its race. New York Tribune. Vew Thing in Kissing Bees. : A novel custom, started In the days of the civil war, prevails in the; eastern Dart of West Virginia. At Shepherds- town thry have a picnic called ''soups, Each person invited brings a dressed chicken, the host providing the vegeta bles. Poultry and vegetables are placed in large kettles holding from ten to twenty gallons, and the combination Is cooked over open flres for several hours, or until It Is almost reduced to a Jelly. Pepper and other seasonings are introduced. The girls and young fellows stir the soup with long-handled iron spons, keeping up a march or walk around the kettles as they do so. When a girl's spoon clicks against the spoon of a young man he is at liberty to catch and kiss her. Of course, there are many lively skirmishes and a great deal of fun In the game.; When the soup Is done it is ladled out into plates and eaten. It Is said to be dell- clous. The custom owes its origin to a company of Stonewall Jackson's men who were recruited hi that part of the State. - These ex-Confederates keep up their organization. They have a reun ion once a year, at which they celebrate With a grand "soup." It is said that a soup" properly gotten up should be made of stolen chickens, but the veter ans had to give np foraging after the war and made a compromise by going around in squads and robbing each oth ers' roosts by mutual understanding. Boston Transcript. . ; : ? Tyndall's plan for purifying "water by means of electric currents has been tried successfully in the Bruges Canal In Belgium. - After being subjected to a current of 1,000 volts the water be came pure and palatable. : The acids' of apples are exceedingly useful, through their stimulating influ ence upon the kidneys, whereby poi sons are removed, from the body and the blood and tissues purified. The acids of apples are all highly, useful as a means of disinfecting the stomach, since the ordinary germs jthat grow in the 'stomach,; producing biliousness. headache and other troubles, will not grow in fruit Juice or fruit pulp. Attention is- called In medical Jour nals to the desirability of testing rail road employes for defective hearing as well as for color, blindness. A recent examination m Europe developed the fact that out of eighty-two firemen and engine drivers only three possessed perfectly normal hearing. It Is sug gested that there should be a standard of hearing power for the examination of employes who have to depend upon sound signals.- ; ; ; ; 5 ; .;. According to Prof. Morltz, writing in a German medical periodical, the most speedy absorption of a drug into the human system la secured by adminis tering it with water on an empty stomach. In many cases, be says, a definite effect will thus be produced. when! no effect would be perceptible from the same dose administered short ly after the taking of food. Food taken immediately after medicine retards the absorption of the drug. . Scotch and Austrian pices have 'only two needles to a cluster. These tres, not being native to this country, are found only as ornamental foliage in parks and gardens. The Norway spruce so generally liked for Christmas trees has. needles that do not grow in clus ters, bnt singly along the short stems, and are not more than an inch or .two long. .Their great virtue la m being slow to fall; often the needles hang on a growing tree for six or seven years. ; , Among the places visited by the Ger man exploring ship Valdlvla, recently returned from the Antarctic Ocean, was: Bouvet :. Island, which, ' although discovered in 1739, was only, known to have been sighted twice' since Its discovery, and until, the Valdivla'a visit had not been seen for more than seventy years. The Island Is the sum mit of a volcanic mountain rising 3,000 feet above the sea. Its crater Is entire ly covered with. Ice, which caves down in a steep wall to sea level. It Is situ ated about: 1,800 miles west of south from the Cape of Good Hope. ..." The sky of Italy is noted for its clear ness. The Diue is deeper, not because the. dust there Is finer than in the north ern countries, but because In the coun tries of the north, due to the greater coolness of the air, the vapor . more readily condenses upon the dust parti cles. The dust particles thus Become larger, and consequently not so effec tive : In turning: back the blue rays alone, but others are also, reflected and a grayish effect Is produced. In a single location the biuor the sky may ap pear bluer at one time tnan anotner. The sky Is oftentimes said to be Very blue when some white cumulus clouds are outlined against it. The sky Is then a deep blue by contrast with the brill iant white. After a shower, when the lower stratum of air is washed of its coarse dust particles, a deeper and purer blue Is the result. ; ' Pioneer Greek lietfcpr Society.- -The first Greek letter society Phi Beta Kappa was originated at Will iam and Mary in 1778, and among the charter members were John Marshall, Chief Justice, and Buahrod Washing ton, associate Justice, of the Supreme Court; Spencer Roane, who was con sidered the ablest Jurist ever produced In Virginia; John Brown and Stephen T.- Mason, Senators from Virginia; and William Short, Minister to Spain and Holland. -Annoyed by Cook's Singing:. . , A lady on Walnut Hills,. Cincinnati, who was suffering from a severe head ache one day last. week was annoyed by the loud singing of the cook In the krt chen. Going to the head of the stairs,- she said: - "Bridget, I have a frightful headache and I do wish you would stop singing that song." "All roight, mum," was the answer. ,MPf at Song shall Ol sing? More Satiety lor Poor Jack:. - Twelve years ago one sailor out of every 106, on an average, lost his life by accident. Now the proportion has been reduced to one Is 25& cret. When her father discovered the lovers fled to escape his wrath. PRINCELY GIFTS. Large Fume Donated to Edacational Xnatitntlona This Tmmr. In no previous year has the eanaa of education in the United States been so enriched by donations and bequests as in 1899. The institutions of learning have received $28,720,617. which la S15. 634,467 more than they received last year. There have been twentv-fonr in dividual donations this year ranging rrom $iuu,uuu to $15,000,000. The Ust Is as follows: Mrs. Leland Stanford to Leiand Stanford University .......... .115,000.000 Estate of John Simmous for fe- male college, Boston 2.000.000 Henry C Warren to Harvard a if?!";"' 1,000,000 Denver ........................ ; 1,000 000 P. D. Armour to Armour Institute 75o!o00 Maxwell Somervllle to University .of Pennsylvania 000.000 Edward Austin to Harvard Col- ' Lydla Bradley to" "Bradley" Poly- V v technic Institute 500,000 Samuel Cupples to Washington University 400,000 Jacob Schlft to Harvard College.. 850.000 Marshall Field and J. D. Rocke feller to University of Chicago. . . 835.000 Mwira xuca to uartmouta Col lege .: 800.000 J. D. Rockefeller to Brown Unl- ' versity-. 250,000 ttroiine u aiaey to Mew xorK Teachers' College r -, 200,000 Edward Austin to Massachusetts ' Institute of Technology 200,000 B. C Billings to Massachusetts institute of Technology........ 150,000 O. C. Marsh to Yale College - 150,000 Andrew Carnegie to University of Pensylvania . 100,000 unanown aonor to wesleyan Unl- ' versity ;, 100,000 Oeorge R. Berry to Baltimore Fe male College .v. ... 100,000 J. D. Rockefeller to Denlaon Col- .lege... 100,000 W. K. Vanderbilt to Vanderbilt University 100,000 Unknown donor to Princeton Col- . lege " 100,000 R. C. Billings to Harvard College. - 100,000 ..These twenty-four donations aggre gate 524.3S5.000. or $11,298,850 more than the total of lS9a Chicago Tri bune. ':"" '' " ; ;'; TWO GRANT MARRIAGES. . Wide Contrast Between Those of tn. freafdent and Hie Uranddanarhter. ' When General Grant took nnto him self as a bride Miss Julia Dent of St Louis he went to the altar. n "it straight from the battlefield of Mexico. Then by the orders of the war depart ment he was sent nwnv in nther uwiwo finally going in 1S52 to do soldier duty in uaiiiorma. where tlie monotonv ' ASTOB HOU8K, SBWPOBT. grew so heavy that the young officer resigned from the army and returned to St. Louis, where whatever he had of a honeymoon was spent. He bad been nnable to take bis bride with him to the camps and the barracks of the South and West, After his return to St Louis his father-in-law. presented him with a small farm, a .house and three negroes. The farm was just outside St Louis. It was In the cabin on this farm .that the honeymoon of TJ. S. Grant was passed. The period had its troubles, though, for the great leader failed to make farming pay and he dabbled in the real estate business In St Louis as a side issue, - Some St Louis historians assert that the house In which General Grant was married Is still standing in St Louis, but none seem able to point it out i But one of the Illustrations shows the honeymoon cabin on the Missouri farm. . Julia Dent Grant born in the White House, Washington, has recently be come the bride of Prince Cantacuzene U. S. BAHTB MS80UBI COTTAGE.. it Russia. The marriage, of which so much has been Written, was solemnized In the palace of one of the . Astors at Newport which is under lease to Pot ter Palmer of Chicago. Of course the ceremony - was a Driinant one. But after It there was ho hurrying away of the bridegroom to battlefields or dreary frontier posts. The honeymoon began In a palace in America and will con-. tlnue on the vast and beautiful estates of the prince near Moscow. . . "Cordially Voura.". Interesting . conclusions are drawn from a study of . the; different ways writers subscribe themselves. The curt 'Yourj". and "Yours truly" are found not only in business letters,' but in per sonal notes as well for there are plen ty of correspondents who don't believe In gush,' and who think that "Yours truly", or "sincerely" means about all they wish to convey. Opposed to these sensible and essentially practical per sons is that class of writers made up usually of yonng and enthusiastic Indi viduals, as a rule r the gentle sex, who throw words aut as carelessly on paper, as they d Jn conversation, and who slga themselres "affectionate ly yours" even when writing to casual acquaintances. 'Cordially yours," by the way, Is seen . more and . more fre quently now In notes; between" ac quaintances who are on" distinctly friendly, or cordial terms. . After all, "Your friend," when It can be used truthfully, Is a simple and satisfactory way of ending friendly letters. Some people have the habit of not prefacing their names with any set form of words at the end of letters. They stop when they get; through, and. simply write their signatures, this being an easy way out of the difficulty. ; Criticism of the Foot Ridicule is the criticism of the fool the stock argument of men who lack the sustained force of logic. It is the natural expresion of resentment felt by inferior souls when they see or bear something which they can not grasp or appreciate. Ridicule never did any good. It never made any man better, wiser, more prosperous In any sense. It has often scorched the germs of goodness and nobility In timid souls, by arousing false shame. It is close akin to cruelty. Most of us possess fault-finding propensities, but have the grace to be ashamed of them. Few of us care to cultivate, much less glory in, a power which blasts and sears, but helps no one. . Worse still,-' ridicule tends to destroy all principle in the man who exercises it Nothing is sa cred to one who looks always for evil- Such a man can have no real friends, for laihough those who may listen to him, laugh, they secretly distrust and fear him. ; The stage prompter might be appro priately termed a theatrical poster. - Followed Her Doctor's Advice Mrs. G. W. Palmer, of Jonasville, Vt, said: "Two years ago J was afflieted-wlUi stomach and bowel trouble. .My ease puzaled the doc tors. Isubalstedonlyonthelighteat kind of diet. My sloinacb would not retain solid food. The pain ia my stomach and bowels was so Intense that I cannot describe it. I continued to grow worse. I lost 4S pounds, my serves were completely shatter ed, and I was very weak. Dr. C W. Jacobs, of Richmond, advised me to take Dr. Williaroa'Pink Pills for Pale People, t began to n the pills, and the first effect was the restoration of my appetite, and the quieting of my shattered nervous system. 1 be gan to regain bit lost strength, and in onemonia aner commencing 10 take the pills I was able to do my housework. I have gained 80 pounds and to-day am Jn good health." From the Free Freit, Burlington, Tt. Dr. Williams' "Ink Pills far Pale Pseple are never seld by the dons or fcusarea, lit always la packages. At all druggkrU. er direct tram the Or. Williams Madiclne Ce.. Schanectadv. N.T.. BO cents per box. belSS S2.S0., :. .-.: -.; : Not Always. , Bertha; "It's a curious expression, 'She went in bathing.' Why is it not enough to say, 'She went bathing?' " Bobby "Sure enough. When a girl goes bathing she doesn't usually go in. " Boston Transcript. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. , At Tacoma tinsmiths and men skilled in regular tin an. sheet iron work are hard to get and are getting $2.50 a day. At Dawson City eggs cost 50 cents a dozen. ,-.;...: The number of mining firms using coal-cutting machines in 1898 in the United States was 36 per cent- greater than in 1897, and the gain in Pennsyl vania was about 50 per cent Men buried in an avalanche of snow hear distinctly every word uttered by those who are seeking for them, while their most strenuous shouts fail to pen etrate even a few feet of snow. . The distance from the farthest point of polar discovery to the pole itself is 460 miles.'--'. -;..'.'. '. '.'- The animal that lays the greatest number of eggs at a time is the white ant of tropical countries, which, ac cording to a. high authority, produces 86,400 each day during the season. T Analyses made recently by the agri cultural department in Germany showed that of 557 samples of fertiliz ers, 198 were adulterated, and of the samples , of bran 74.1 per cent were adulterated, u- , . , ST mi illinium 11 11.! 1 111 1 11 1 111 11 ii will be promptly paid to ariy one furnishing us evidence on which we can secure conviction of any substitutor or dealer who attempts to palm off inferior imitations when Cascarets Candy Cathartic are called for. Be on the lookout for imitations and counterfeits of Cascarets, and don't you ever buy preparations that are made and sometimes pushed by unscrupulous dealers whose intention is to mislead the buyer and infringe on our trader mark and trade-name. As soon as some one tries to sell you something else when you ask forjCascarets,' look out for himl Get all the details and Confidentially write us on the subject at once, j THIS 2S o THE TABLET . ifr8 .f!'0t1' hftoM' Uls eenpoand: -s Be mercurial t svery disorder of the Stamaek. Unrmj tuu- - . . .. . . . . .. . . nsaeaat. palatable, potent. Taste rood, To TJOlish vnnr niann so.tnrn.ta a ninm of chamois skin in sweet oil and apply faithfully to every ;part. Then with a drv skin rub well. mnAwino' t.ViA niooD. as they becoome greased with oil. It will require one hour, or even longer, of constant rubbing to give it the gloss aesirea. ror your walnut furniture take three anarta of linxmrl nil fai nno part of spirits of turpentine. Put on with a woolen cloth, and when dry rub with woolen. The polish not only cov ers the disfigured surface, but restores the wood to its original color and leaves a lustre upon the surface. Crude Tjetroleum is verv tmori for p.Iaatiitkv any kind of hard wood and it is the cheapest furniture polish possible. To remove white marks from . mahogany furniture rub the stains with a little sweet oil; wipe it off, then rub with a few drops of spirtis of wine and polish with an old silk handkerchief. . . What seems to be a severe provision, of the Wisconsin statutes was brought put in a suit brought by Mrs. Adelaid Lehfeldt against Martin Howley for the recovery of $5 rent, as the result of which Howley was confined to jail. Protrndiiig me about jour case. DB. BOSANKQ, ri hilada.,P, t Cough Syrup. Taataa GoodV Use I I hit form, as well m Blind, Bleediac or -I laMl sktM. SHM4 s law. ..;;.;.- A War-Time Mistake. In a Missouri court recently a rather novel case came up for decision. Dur ing the civil war a certain Northern soldier went into the service, leaving a young wife at home. In due time the news reached him that his bride had died and when ' the war ended he did not return to his old home, but settled out West. He married again, and with his second wife accumulated a large amount of property in Pratt county, Not long ago he learned that his first wife had not died, but, supposing him to have been killed, had married an other man. This ' man died, leaving her a widow. When the Pratt county man learned these facts he brought suit for divorce, and the woman in the East heard of it and went out and fought the case, asserting a claim to part Of the Pratt county man's v property. However, after ;the lawyers had made a great fight before him, the Judge granted the divorce and left the Pratt county man free to marry the woman who has been living with him for many years as his wife. N. Y. Tribune. Conscripts in Cologne produced symptoms of heart disease by taking pills recommended for that purpose by local doctors. Several of the physi cians have been arrested. ? There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years wa supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling; "to enre with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is i he only constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken internally in closes from 10 drops to a teaspoon ful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure, fiend for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress, F. J. 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