r A PERILOUS TRIP. Icross Northumberland Strait la an Ice-Boat. The recent thrilling1 adventure of the .hrec ice-boaU which came so near be ing lost in their trip across Northum berland Straits, between Cape Traverse, Prince Edward Island, and Cape Tor mentine, New Brunswick, has been a very general topic of conversation in this city, and many stories have b -en related by those who have at some time or other passed through similar dangers. One of the most interesting of these was told in a casual conversation with a Globe reporter by Quartermaster James C. Lauhton, 01 the Boston Light In fantry eteran corps, and relates lo a like trip across these same straits which Mr. Laughton took thirty 3'cars ago. That no erroneous idea of tlie technical transmission in this ice-mail service may be entertained, and of the almost inconceivable hardships which these trip3 sdmet'mes force upon the men who make them, Mr. Laughton's story is published, not only as a sort of ex planation, but as a deeply interesting narrative. "In 1855." said that gentleman, "I was in the employ of a Boston lirm, and in January thev sent nie on a busi ness trip to Prince fcdward Island. At that time the railroad ran only to Wa terville. Me., and from there I staged it and roughed it jjcueraly to Cape Tor mentinc. New Brunswick. From this cape to Cape Traverse, Prince Edward Island, is a distance of only nine miles, but on either si ie the distance between the shores varies to a width of thirty or forty miles. Now every one seems to have a wrong idea in regard to these ice-boats, ana how they are run. They are not a triangular craft, with shoes at the corners and propelled by sails. In fact there are no sails about them. They are much like a common yawl, fifteen to twenty feet long. The keel is shod with steel. r.nd on either side and quite near it are two steel runners. The out side :s cased in a light metal sheathing, and the inside is. open. In the bottom of the boat the mail-bags are p-aced, and this is the only load that is carried, no trunk being tak-n. A sachel will Le. taken, however. The crew usually consists of four men, and each passen ger has not only to pay his fare but work his pasage. and work like thunder, too, let me te'l you. No more than two are taken in each boat:" If sails are not used, as so many thnk. what is the propelliug power?" "That is the point. " The men do not ride in the .boat on the ice, but walk alongside and drag it. A strong strap is fastened to the gunwale of the boat and passed round each man, so that if the ice breaks and lets him in this strap will catch him and hold him up." "Does the ice break often?" "Break! We were getting ducked all tha time. And every time it gave way we would go in up to our waists, and when we came to clear water we would jump in and row till we struck ice ngain." My tirtt trip across the ice to Prince Edward Island was uneventful, and we made it in eight or nine hours. Once there, I transacted my business and startel to return. It was on a Satur day morning in Januarv, 1855. We left Cape Traverse at da light, the crew, my self and another passenger, six in all. Now the current runs through this place with tremendous velocity, and we had to steer in a diagonal direction or there was danger of being carried either one way or the other to a point anywhere from five to twenty miles away from the shores. For an hour and a half we t amped, dragging the boat after us. It was warm, and so foggy we had to pick our way by compass. We would be walking along when all of a sudden the ice would break and a man would tro in up to his waist. When we struck water we would row until we came to ice, then the men in the front of the boat would break away the ice with poles till a safe point was reached and we ecu'.d start on foot again. When we came to a place where the ice and snow were piled up only a couple of feet or so we could get over it quite easily; if it was a little higher we would send a man up to see if there was a way on the other side, and then sling the mail bags over and drag the boat up after. Often we would come to a place too high to get over, and sometimes we would have to go two miles out of our course to Una an opening. Then again we would strike a patch of ice smooth enough for skating, and perhaps a half a mile long. We would be going along at a good pace over this, where everything looked lirm, when, without any warning, it would give way, and in we would go again. At last we came to a large open space of what they call 'lolly,' that Is, water with snow perhaps a "foot deep floating on it It was still foggy, and we pulled away for several hours without striking a place to set foot on. Then it commenced to freeze. Now, if we didn't get out some waj, this snow would cling to the bottom of the boat, and she would sink. We couldn't step outside to help ourselves, the fog was dense, we didn't know where we were, and when the man said he hadn't used the co.mpa.-s for three years, and didn't know whether it was good for anything or not, I began to feel very anxious. 'Put her about, boys. Put her about, and head for where we started from. It is our only hope,' I said; and it was done. Just "then the fog lifted on the island side, though not on the side of the mainland. We pulled and frogged it back, and were lucky enough to get home at dark. We hadn't had a mouthful to eat all day, as the men had forgotten their provisions, expecting a quick trip, were drenched from head to foot, and had worse than wasted the whrJe day. "The next dav was Sunday, and the natives wonldnt start out from relig ious motives. But on Monday morn ing we started again at daylight, and made a quick trip, arriving at Cape Tormentiue by dinner time. It was so cold though, that the mercury refused to register, arid every breath froze and weighed down the men's beards so that every onca in a while they had to stop and break the ice ofT." "Do 1 idles ever cross in this way?" aked the reporter. Yes; quite a number have made the trip. They simply sit In the boat, of course, and don't do any work." "Do t' a?.se boats carry rations for any lcfi- th of time?" "Oh, no. The men, as a rule, make the trip in a few hours. The greatest dangers are either that they will lose their bearings in a fog and get carried by the tide beyond a safe point, or that a cold snap may come on suddenly and freeze them when they are wet. That was the mail service then, and it is the same to-day. Boson Globe. Prof. W. A. Proctor says triat this earth is to-day just as likely to quake and overthrow cities and townj as it has been at any time since man existed. You are right, Professor; but does it not :occur to you that it is just as un likelv to do so. Boston Post. OLD BONES. The Uses to which the Shin, Thigh and Veg Bones of Dead Animals are Put. "Them there is kittled stewed and these here is tank b'iled," said the fore man of a bone-boiling establishment on Long Island, pointing to two piles of old bones which had passed through the rendering process. "Them slick bones o.'er there is shins and them ven der is bones out o' the forelegs o' cat tle. Here's a lot o' shinbone knuckles already for burnin'. They'll be chucked in with that pile o' ribs, skulls, and mis cellaneous j'ints ye see in the corner, and all made into bone-black. The burners would like to have the best qual ity of bpnes for their use, because they got more charcoal out o' them than they kin out o' the common bones. The bone black they make they sell to sugar re finers, and this big heap o' old ribs and skulls and odds and ends o' cattle and sheep skeletons here will jist as like as not be filtcrin' sugar in a few days, and some o' you fellers may be puttin' some o' the same sugar in yer eoft'ee 'fore a week's over. "But the best quality of bones is shins and thighs and fore legs, and we don't waste no shins, nor no thighs, nor no front legs on the bone-burners nor the. fertilizer grinders. They can't pa' more than twenty-live dollars a ton for the best there. is, and we kin sell all the shins we kin git for forty dollars a ton. Thighs is worth eighty dollars a ton to us, and every ton o' front legs we kin b'ile fetches us thirty dollars. "The manufacturers of knife handles, sleeve buttons, collar buttons, bone jewelry, parasol and umbrella handles, combs, tooth brushes, hair brushes, and all sorts of things that bone kin be used in buy all these part3 'o skeletons that the country kin produce. The thigh bones is used for tooth brush handles more than any other, and all in this country. The bpnes for buttons and knife handles mostly goes to Europe. Fancy parasol handles is turned out o' sheep's legs, and some o' the nicest ivory fans ye ever see used to be trottiu' some old ram or ewe around the past ure lot. Sheep leg bones polishes up slicker than any other bones, and hain't so brittle as the shin bone of a cow or the thigh !one of a steer. We collect bones all over the country. A ton o' pig iron ain't worth more than a quarter as runch as a ton of the com monest kind of bones is when it is ready for the burner or grinder. The West almost fills the bone market now. there is so much cattle slaughter-in done out there. The bone b'iler gets hair oil, neatsfoot oil, and sizin' glue out of his stock as he gets it ready for the market. Bones that we sell to fer tilizer grinders we b'ile the meat off in open kittles, 'cause they bring just as much as if we put 'em in tight tanks and b'iled 'em under pressure. We do that with the bones for burners, 'cause it takes out the nitrogen slick and clean and leaves the carlxn, and that's what makes the boneblack. "We git a pint of good neatsfoot oil out o every good set o' shins and hoofs of a cow or steer. The liquor that's left after bilin' the thighs and shins makes as good sizin' glue as a paper manufact urer kin get, now-a-days. We kin git enough marrow out of a car load o' bones to stock any barber shop with bear's grease for a month. The best bear's grease is made out o' the mar row of old bones. "Bone b'iling' don't smell very good, that's so. At leat that's what every bodv thinks cept the ones that's makin' the boodle out of it." X. V. Sun. THE CURCULIO. Plums Planted In a Poultry Yard Exempt From Its Ravages. Every farmer who has tried it is sure that plums in the poultry yard are pre served from curculio. The sharp-eyed fovls perceive every emerging beetle and snap it up without a single failure. It is the natural habit of these insects to mature in the soil under the trees where the egg-infested plums have fallen. When the newly hatched larvae emerge from the fallen fruit they enter the hground and there pass through the pupa stage. nen me joung maiurea beetles leave the ground they do not fly, but proceed directly to the trees and crawl up the stems on to the branches in search for the fruit. If any obstacle is found the beetles will lly, but not otherwise. As soon as a hen observes a grub in the soil it proceeds to seareh for more, and other hens soon engage in earnest competition for their grub, so that the soil is thoroughly scratched over, and not one curculio escapes. This is the way in which the fowls deal with these insects in the spring. In the summer and early fall lne small plums which drop arc swallowed whole, the larger ones are picked to pieces and eaten, and if one larvoe escapes these risks it is apt to be taken in the act of leaving the fruit or wriggling through the soil. So there is a certainty that the pests are really discouraged and de stroyed by the fowls, and that the com bination of poultry yard and plum or chard is a mutually serviceable one. The writer has tried it for several years, and while it does not wholly free the trees from the curculio, yet it reduces their number' so much that there are not enough of them to do as much f riming of the fruit as i3 desirable, or when a seven-year -old green gage produces six pecks of plums it is certain that a few more could have been spared for the cuiculio. A'. Y. Times. Koch's Theory. Mrs. Winks What queer things sta tistics bring out. I see that the fig ures gathered by the Paris authorities show that nine-tenths of the male vic tims of cholera there were unmarried men. Mr. Winks I am not surprised. That provos that Koch's theory is cor rect. ' "Indeed! What is his theory?" "That cholera germs are easily de stroyed by boiling." " Why, what has that to do with the mmitnity of married men, pray?" "They are generally kept in hot ater, you 'know." Philadelphia Call. The number of students in tne school of industrial science of the Mas sachusetts Institute of Technology for 'the year 18S4-5 were 579, against 443 for the preceding year. The number has steadily grown from 72 in 1865-6. This vear the students are from 33 Statos, 1 Territory, the District' of Columbia, 4 of the British provinces, Scotland, Cuba, Japan. South America, and India. , Boston Post. t A Boston congregation was myste riously seized with a. paroxysm of un controllable sneezing; in the midst of a service of song. The preacher, the choir, and the congregation all sneezed in chorus. An investigation showed a cargo of pepper in the cellar, which had been rented to a wholesale grocer. Boston Journal. ODD IDE4S. Some Interesting; Talk by an Old-Fash-toned Fellow. , Some of the most poetical ideas are founded on the old-fashioned usages and implements that are now obsolete Take, for instance, a fence as an illus tration. There is something beautiful about an old stone wall, even If in- a sad state of preservation. To it wild flowers cling lovingly and mosses tenderly cover all evidences of nesrleet. Then there is the old rail fence, modeled after the capital Z style of architecture, when wood was cheap and land plenty. It is a waste of both, but who ever thought of that fact when they saw a couple of squirrels engaged in a go-as-you-please race over its labyrinthine track? And who ever saw a squirrel on a barb-wire fence? Young people sing about sit ting on the stile, but never a word about the barb-wire fence. In fact, nothing even roosts upon it but a gigantic monoDolv. unless, perhaps, a mortsrare. There is one other fence 1 like a hedge. and mere are not nan enougn oi this kind. The stump fence, made by piling up a lot of old stumps, helter skelter. looks too much like collections that are sometimes seen in dental offices to in vite admiration. The scythe is still used by small far niers and to some extent by others, to grub around fence corners, and to mow ... . . ... .... thistles from tne road-side, but its old fashioned glorv has departed. Death is appropriately represented with an hour-glass and "scythe, but how would he look perched upon a clattering mow ing machine and sporting a stem-wind ing stop watch? There is poetry in the motion and music in the sound of a flail. but who can find anything to admire in a steam thresher? No wonder we old fellows mourn the decadence of every thing that was familiar when we were young. True, the grain waves at grace- fullv as ever, but the hum of the reap cr's sons is hushed or drowned in the rattle of machinery. There is a charm to an old-fashioned fire-place the bigger the better which all acknowledge. If the kitchen is fes tooned with strings of gaily-painted red peppers. o mucn tne better. ,An un plasteml jrarrct, where one may rum- maw amouff old "trumpery" and fish out the plavthings of childhood, or listen to the rain on the roof, is a luxury to one who can appreciate it, and the song of the teakettle, especially if it is our teakettle, is soothing: and sweet. I do not object to the house if it is painted an ugly red they paint whole towns red now, I believe nor to the old sharp-peaked barn, with its eaves almost touching the ground, and famil iarly known as a "lightning splitter." Can any youngster tell me where bread can be "procured to equal the delicious "rye and Ingin" that baked all night in the bir Dutch oven r In the old time we had the old mill wheel, now it is steam and the patent process; then it was the rustic well-sweep and the old oaken bucket, now we have a drive well and a law suit. Why, there have been more songs sung about spinning-wheels, thatched roofs and churns than will ever be written about all the new inventions under the sun. Think of the corn husk ings, the singing schools, the barn rais ings, the log rollings, the 6leigh-rides, the sugar making, the apple cuts, the turkey shoots, and the girls of long ago. In tho'.r place we have the church sociable and its innutritioussoup, which neither cheers nor inebriates, but yet is superior to the thinner jokes concern ing it, and which would hardly do credit to a modern Congressman. The ringing of the blacksmith's anvil is musical, but the crunching of a trip hammer will never be utilized in a peace jubilee. And the music of old! After jabbering and screeching in some foreign tongue, the prima donna is enthusiastically encored, because the audience knows she will respond by. singing some bonnie Scotch song. hy, there is as much difference in the music as between a ship under full sail and a steamer puffing black smoke and cough ing like a heavey horse. But many are again appreciating the old-time beaut'es. and andirons, old clocks, old table ware, tally-ho coaches, canoes, buck boards and sailing yachts are illustra tions of this fact. There is one old legal holiday in which I could never find anything to admire "hog killin' "; and the hogs don't seem to like it any more than a minister does a donation party. And right here let me admit that the improvements are improvements: but I propose to exercise my right of grumbling, nevertheless, and some young men who criticise me now will subject themselves to a like criticism forty years hence. Forty years ago, when trie fishing was good and there was game in plenty, one could live much faster, according lo my way of thinking, and jyet more moderately, than now; and though our tackle was rude and our guns were not susceptible of rapid manipulations, we were not obliged to wear out our shoes in order to fill our gamo bags. In tho language of Artemus Ward, "this was said sarcastic." My old gun is in better condition than I am, in more ways than one. It talks less, but it says more, and may outlast me on that account. Forest, Forge and Farm. froi. Tyndall, in a recent lecture, declared that Pasteur's researches into the nature of hydrophobia had proved a wonderful expansion of the discoveries of Jenner, and showed that experiments with animals had been turned to very profitable account. He declared that never in the history of medicine had a brighter day dawned than the present, and urged that the experiments en living animals be not fettered by mis chievous legislation. It is certain that me vivisecuoniscs nave accomplished & great deal for medical science, and may well claim to be let alone on the scoro of the Useful results they have achieved. Chicago Current. ane rresoyierian mentions as a satisfactory way of paying a pastor's salary the plan followed by the Presby terian thurch in 1'almyra, AIo. On the first day of each month the pastor draws his check upon the bank for h's monthly salary in advanee and the bank regularly honors the check and charges it up to the deacons, who are ?ersonally responsible for the salary, 'hus no delay or default in the payment of the subscriptions can affect the pastor. This is at least business-like, and relieves the pastor of much anxiety and needless embarrassment. Ar. Y. Examiner. A3 TO USS. GRUNDY. This potent personage has been allowed to rule too despotically in the feminine world, and the ladies say that it is time her tyranny received a check. But not even Mrs. Grundy has dared to speak 8uain8t the value of Brown's iron Bitters as a strengthen ins; tonic for ladies who sutler irem debility, it enriches tne blood and completely restores failing health. Miss Sallie L. Paules, Wrightsville, Pa,, was cured by Brown's Iron Bitters ef back ache, kidney trouble and liver complaint. TWO WELL-SHOWS EDITORS. One of the busiest religious editors in Phila delphia, as well as one of the most successful, is the Rev. Victor L. Conrad, of the "Lutheran Observer." He is the office editor, while his brother, the Key. F. V. Conrad, D. D., is the editor-in-chief. Professor V. L. Conrad gives his whole time and effort to the work of mak ing the l,uthean Observer" tho valuable sheet it is. He was, comparatively, a short time ago, a broken-down invalid. Now he is, as hearty as anybody need want to be. In the interest of overworked editors, broken down literary men. and exhausted men of busi ness, one of our writers paid a visit to Professor Conrad a few days ago, und had a pleasant and practical tal k with him. Professor Conrad was seated in his editorial chair "pushing things" for the coming issue of the "Observer," and thus he informed us: "There are few people who become as weary and worn as brain workers. By long and une mitting overwork with the brain. I was badly run down, and brought intoa condition of great nervous weakness. Aly stomuch was in poor condition. My digestion was bad. If I ate a hearty meal I felt heavy and dull. I had a gen eral feeling of good-for-notliingness. I was ,un able to perform my editorial duties with satis faction. In this state I realized something must be done, and that right promptly, or I would be come a continue ! invalid. This was six or eight years ago. " From the experience of others, f knew some thing of Compound Oxygen. I would have been inclined to be a little skeptical ahout it, but I knew of the case of Mrs. Kelly, formerly Miss Hornbrook. I knew how prostrated she had been; an apparently hopeless case of spinal injury. I thought that if such a case as hers could be reached by Compound Oxj-gen, mine was not beyond its power. "To make a long story short, I took the trea' ment. 1 saw at once that it was not one of the class of remedies which do their work in twenty four hours. For this I liked it all the better, and I gain d confidence in it. I began to im prove; first a little, then more decidedly, but gaining all the time. Before lug that misera ble feeling of good-for-noth bigness was gone. My nerves were toned up. My stomuch im proved.' and eating was no longer the cause of torment. I was able to do my work. My re covery was a simple and pleasant process. No nauseous medicine to take; no unpleasant oper ations to endure. I could experience the pleasure of restoration and still attend to my literary duties. I continued the treatment until my health was fully restored, and I could perform my editorial labors as felicitously as ever. "You ask me if I ever have occasion now to return to the treatment. Yes, I do sometimes. There arc times when 1 am mentally jnded from overwork and consequent fatigue. Then I take a few Inhalations of the' Compound Oxy gen, and it seems to renew my vitality and act with immediate effect." Wei', lYofrssor, how about tho case of your brother, the Rev. F. V. Conrad, J). 1).? "His restoration by means of Compound Oxygen is a wonderful instance of the efllcacy of that method of treat mint. His nervous system was completely shattered. His was an aggravated case of ovTWirk followed by too severe doses of powerful drugs. For several months ho was entirely laid stilt. After be ginning a course of treatment with Compound Oxygen, his improvement soon followed. Tho first effect was that he was able to enjoy healthy sleep, to which he had long been a stranger. Then Lis whole system was toned up. His di gestion, uh-ch had been greatly disordered, be came natural and hearty. A marked improve, ment in bis sight was one of the most notab'a Indications. One eye had long been slghtlws, and the other was weak. But the sight of tho remaining eye became much clearer and more reliable. lie is now busy among the churches as well as attending to his duties as editor-in-chief of the paper. He travels much of the time, while I attend to the oriiee duties, and the detail of the editorial labor. He stands tho fatigue of travel wonderfully well. He is preaching almost every Suni'ay, and delivering frequent addresses". "Both my brother's case and my own are of interest to the overworked thousands who can not take a weeks rest or a days rer.t from their wearj ing labor. I think literary men. Dullness men, and overworked clergymen as well, ought to know more about this Compound Oxygen; it is so simple, so efficacious, so easy of applica tion, and so certain in cases of disease which the physicians consider almost bcond hope. Its applicability to a wide range of diseases 8&"ms to me to be one of its hh h;8t mi nts. It is ., ia.nl.- fvtii ni'n.rf til nr. H '11 tit t-lol 13111 and produces the beet results by the natural and direct My in which it acta on the vital organs of the system, repairing w&ete, and making good A "Treatise on Compouxd Oxygen." con tain ing a history of the discovery and, nrode of action oflthis remarkable curative agent, and a large record of surprisungcures in Consumption (?tarrh. Veuralsria. Bronchitis. Asthma, etc. and a Vide ranee of chronic diseases, will be sent free bv Prs. Starkev 8c Palen. 1 109 Girartl St.. Philadelphia, to any one who will write to tnem ror it. 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Price art cents. TUTTS (MIR DYE, Grat If atr or Whiskers changed to a Glossy Black by a single application of this DTB. It Imparts a natural color, acts Instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or sent by express on reeeipt of 9 1. Office, 44 Murrav St., fev York. PETALUMA INCUBATOR 1KH1 Still Ahead! 184 3 Gold Medals. 1 Silver, sod U First Premiums. fjy Hatches all Kinds of Eggs am-swapP ?' All sixes from 30 to 650 eggs. Rend for large illustrated circular No. 11. Explains how to hatch and raixe chickens profitably. Circulars free. Ad dress PETALUMA INCUBATOR CO. Fetaluma CaL WATSON, WRIGHT & CO... Wholesale Grocers and Commission Merchants IO North Front St. Portland. San Francisco Office 18 Front ft. Handle on commission Wheat, Wool, Hops, Seeds, Furs, Hides, Ouiokens, Eggs, Lumber, Hoop-poles, Salmon, Mill Feed, Oats, Barley, Onions, Potatoes Bacon, Lard, etc Account sales rendered en day of sale. Send for our market report. Correspondence and consignments solicited. CONSUMPTION. I have a noiltWe rained v for tlie above dlseasa : b v 1 standing have been eurea. ludend. rostrnncla n vfsViSt se thousands of cues of tue worst kind and of larf in Us mcAey.ins mi ni rn j iiuii i.n rj together wtiha V A I. UABI.K TREAT t8R ontb!s du to aaf snoeror. oiv express ana r. v. aar se, ' PO.T. A. 6LOCCM.lUParlSt.,NswTorV R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard's Climax Ping bearing: a red tin tauj ; that Lorillard's Kay Clippings, and that Lorillard's Hnnffs,are tne oest sua caoa-iNi, iuaiibj vuujuucuou Msell Goll Maim Bat nalC JLarsest Factory In tn Htate 84, 4, tt&telXls t. or WORMY VEINS tbe Scrotnaa. Oun Iks uajpce esasf sr Sure ton without operation. Circular n.I conaalMlloa rrva. UTULZ ITafITTIi AQIiJCY. ISO rsltea St. Kit lork. LIMES! Just published "Treatise on the Development of the Female Bust and Form." Colored Anatomical Plate, explanation, medical opin- cents. P. O. Drawer 179. Buffalo. New York. ons. sc.. roauea seaiea. tor zu Men Think they knvr all about Mustang Lin iment. Few do. Not to know is not to have. John W. Mackey has gone to Mexico look after bis railway interests there. 1 N I TOY iRl II f llCAPACITYi AH 0m Absolutely Pure. Tills powder ncrer varies, A marvel of purlt) , Gtren((tn ana wneiesomeneus. store economivui nuu the ordinal-v kinds, and cannot be sold in compel tion with tho multitude of low test, short wefcht. alum or phosphate powders. Sold only in cans Rot At. IUkmo 1'owckr Co.. lorj Vail street, N. Y. COUNTERFEITING. rhe Methods Kesorted to by an ftxpert t Imitate the Greenback of tho Kepubllo. United States Detective W. G. Bauer! recently returned from Memphis, an nouncing the conviction of the cele brated counterfeiter Martin Ofirle. A reporter this afternoon found Detective JJauer in hw room surrounded by piles of counterfeit bills, and looking over the tools with wh'ch the counterfeiter accomplished his work. To a reporter; he explained the processes, which ccr-' tainly display a wonderful amount ofl I . . 1 ... 1 1 , T ingenuity anu ueucaie vor.ina.usuip. 0rle had procured a genuine ten -dollar bill and split this in halves, this, Leinsr in itself a remarkable operation. The two sheets thus made were so thin that thev were transparent. He made a filate of copper and brass, a little larger! han the bill, and spread one of the' sheets on top of it. With a steel tra cing pencil of his own manufacture he mnrrf'tvoii trirrmrrh rlio thpnt ira T.ft counterpart on the plate. The other) ball was engraved on a dmerent plate in a similar manner, and then he was) ready for printing his spurious money. . This method of workmanship looks very; simple, but it is the nrst time it has- been done by a counterfeiter, as it is al most impossible to 6pilt the bill. I he method always before used is as dollar bill, and spread over it a piece of the hffures oi the lormer on tne latter. The metal plate was next put in use, and was coated with a solution 01 snei- lac. On this the eelatine paper was pasted, and, when torn oflF, it left onj the shellac the outline of its figures. t m m 1 a . l ry iouowing uiese in me suiuuuu tucj 1 were also traced in delicate lines on thei plate. The shellac then being washed) off the latter they could be cut to thej nirht dpth. and the counterfeiter was ready f. r his work. Ogle's method ob-j Yiated these three or lour metnous, anaj rendered the engraving on the plate farj more accurate, as the correctness of the, lines was necessarilv lost, through so' many transfers. ; This man thus accomplished a niece- of work alone and unaided, with .tools- of his own manufacture, when the xsa-; tional Governmenrpaid over $100,000 forj a steam machine to do the same thing.. Detective Bauer showed Ogle's tools,: which were fitted to rough woolen) handles, but possessed points as sharpi as steel, lie also displayed the renuinei bill split in two sheets, and perfectly: transparent. He had on a table several' packages of bills of Ogle's manufacture, amounting in all to JU,WU, in tens, and twenties. Thev were all on thei 3 Third National Bank of Cincinnati, bu the new plates were intended for th yueen Uity riank. "Osle, said Dte.-tivc Bauer, "is thei first man who has issued any spuriousj money during the last s x years, ana ne, has shown an almost unexampled skill' and astuteness. H's brother, who hasj been returned to the Pennsylvania peni-I tentiary, knew nothing about this work-' manship. but was merely a kind of head; servant to Martin; The latter did all' his work on a flatboat, and scattered; the money chiefly at river points. lie, turned over to me in all $180,000 of about the best counterfeiting I ever saw." Louisville Post. GENERAL McCLELLAN. i Hot Little Mac Disposed of a Reesdeltrsmti Quartermaster ' General McClellan was indefatigable. in reorganizing the army routed at Bullj Run, and he. used every day to ride orj walk through the camps about Wash-t ington in citizen's dress, looking out fori abuses to be remedied. One day as hej was strolling through the rear of a regi-j mental encampment, he saw a pail of some dark-looking mixture standing byl a fire, and asked what it was. "It si coffee," said the soldier who was, officiating as cook. "To me," replied'. McClellan, "it looks -more like slops."! "O," said the soldier, "it is not fit to! drink, but we have to put up with it, j .i t i s . - u: v.-.... i anu our oiuer iuuu u uuv uit ireuct. j "Well, whose fault is it? " he askeLj "O, our quartermaster is drunk most oC the time, and "when he is not he u studying how to cheat." McClellan passed on, and seems more evidence or; the dirty and slovenly manner in which. the quartermaster conducted the opera-, . i . i i : : . l " lions in nis tent, ne accoswu una wim the remark that the men were com-: plaining of bad treatment ' 'ora him The quartermaster flew into a passion,; and swore it was none of his business. and he had better not come sneaking! around trvincr to make mischief. Mc- Clellan answered him, telling him he had better be cautious how he talked. Quartermaster replied: "Who are you, that you assume so much apparent au thnritv? " "I am Georo-e B. McClellan. and you can pack up your traps and, leave." The tmarterruaster was struck) dumb, and McClellan turned and lefti him. That evening the qusrter master left, to the tune of the "Rogue's March."i played by some of the boys -who hadj got wind of it. Ben. Perley Poore. The Biggest 1-iar: Miss Liz, e MetJrrw, of Cutninlusville, Was (-tuck on Johnny Brown. Although he was. hy ae-neral vote, Tho bijwst liar In town. "Go tr. ko to. you wicked ones, 'Ho in ray Prineo," she cries: MOt course." replied a heartless wretch, "Ho is the Prince of Lize." Cincinnati Merchant-Traveler. If the water in your Washing is hard or alkali, use the Standard Soap Co.'s Petroleum Bleaching Soap. Its effect will surprise you Lobs and Gain. CHAPTER i. "I wm taken sick a year uuo With bilious fever.'. "My doctor pronounced me cured, but I got sick again, with terrible pains in my back and sides, and I got so bad I Could not move! I shrunk! From 228 lbs. to 120! I had been doc torinjr for my liver, but it did me no pood. I did not expect to live more than three months. I began to tse Hop Bitters. DU rectly my appetite returned, my painn left me, my entire system seemed renewed as if by magic, and after using Reveral bot tles, I am not only as sound as a sovereign,' but weigh more than I did before. To Hop Bittera I owe my life." K. FitzpatrIck. Dublin, June 6, '81. CHAPTER II. "M-lden. Mass., Feb. 1, im. Gent'enien I suffered with attacks of sick headache, Neuralgia, female trouble, for years In the most terrible and excruciating manner. No medicine or doctor could give nie re lief or cure, until I used Hop Bitters, "The first bottle Nearly cured me;" The second made me as well and stiong as when a child, 'And I have been so to this day." My husband was an invalid for twenty years with a serious "Kidney, liver and urinary complaint, "Pronounced by Boston's best physi cians 'Incurable 1" Seven bottles of your Blttere cured Ll'iu and I know of the "Lives of eight persons" In my neighborhood that have been saved by your bitters. And many more are using them with great benefit. "They almost Do minsclesf " Sirs. E. D. Slack. How to Get Sick. Expose youree'f day and night; eat too much without exercise: work too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile nostrums advertised, and then you will la unr r -vn ww t . ttr rws i uns Ufvf V itrtitK la tan- swercd in three words Take Hop Bitters 1 7 None genuine without a bunch of green Hups on the white label. Shun all tlie vile, poirouous stuff vith "Hop" or "Hops' in t! tlx name. ASK FOE Flavoring: EXTRACTS Awarded I'rrmlutu 1KH3 and lttH4 FOR PDRITY ADD STRENGTH State Fair, Portland. Oregon. Mechanics' Fair, Kan Francisco, CaL State Fair, Sacramento, Cah Most Economical for tise; put up in nix different frizes: full STRENGTH AND FULL MEASURE. F re pared by B0TFIN MANUFACTURING CO. 8an Franriro aud Karrarar u to, nl. mroitTi OBJIM . HORSES. HT. FAIRBANKS to II. WILSEY, THE 02O.Y direct Importers of Norman Stallions from Francs to California. Every one is recorded in tl National Register of Norman Horses, and those in want of this class of Horses, If flosired, ran purclisso thsm on one or two years' time, st renonalle inter est, with satisfactory security. -We will st-11 rheaj-er than the same class of 8talHns can he totipht any where else in the United States. tT Bend for t'at aloifue. Petalnma. Sonoma Co, "!. P1AXOM. OKUAKM. CTCIllHf AV KKAMCII A BAltt Ol CI 1 1 1 f A I ,Ubler, Koenish Piano; Bwrdet -iVns, band instruments. Largest stock f BhceJ Music and Books. Bands sn- plied at Eastern trlooa If. GRAY. 91X1 Post Street, 8an FrancLoo. nJ. n Halsted'1 Maton ;Prom gO op. 'Th model Hrooder from M up. Bend for dr. .cular oonutiiiiDf imneb rslusMs THE MODEL. information. Thorough hred Poultry a Eos. ttLf-CULrina, KHIAtLt, U10U Broadway, Osklsn.l, tW. AND HUM. Established 1861. P. O. Dos 2115. JOHN F. ENGLISH, Grain, Produce and General COMMISSION MERCHANT Kos.313 asd 81S Davis Ntrfet, BAN FRANCISCO CAL, (Member of 8. F. Produce .Exchange). CooslKtinients and orders will receiT prompt attention. Cash ad- 331 Jda JLiUXU.' IS ff?f? quickly enrexi hy tliaClVIALJi. tlliuD. AdoptrXlnnlt flH06PITAiaOKTRANoA frrotnpt rwturn or VIGOIi. Blmple cases, as ts SS, 6yeros.SattSls, Pampblatrrr. , UtLbIA ii i arils Aa ua- iOO YulbM Sk.ltssr Vori This TJP.LT or 1r jrene-. tor s made pi--l tr r tneeiirecf dcranirrtr pnts of the o-enrrative orptii . There Is no mistake aai4 tills instrument, tim con tinuous tr1m nf fcLi.l 7 III C IT perrwaalng throtifth tb. parts -nuinl rcMoro llicm to kiltrtr rtlon. I o pnS rotLimi 1 tin with Elortrte belt advertised to cire fWi IDs from Ivatl to r4V. Itisfo" lha ON K arm-ISA DunxxA Kor ctrrolara frivinir lull Information, addn-ss Clajvvor Ekctrie Ball Co., lia Washington M., Chicuao. lit. Tje. TuiiCiaf Mreoartben i Vt lag Itemed y anrl Servo Tonle Carea Without rail.IKerTousana nysicai .Debility, lss ot Vitality, i Weakness. Virile Incline,, Irapotency, 0erseiisltii Conditions, Prostatitis, Kid nry and Bladder ( lomi.lnWiU. ! Diseases of tbeBlood.Jr rucv i tions, and all the sil t ff vet s 'of youthful follies and cx i oesses permanently pr Teotlnf all involuntary jjweaksuinc drains npon the system, however they occur J restoring Lost Manhood, case ma he, and where all other reraeuies have failed. A rermaneat Core Absolutely GaaranleeJ. Pries 150 per bottle, or five bottles for $10. Bent ZauUaTujrsLrioti oouhdenUal, hy latter or at Offioo. X&XB Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. . If. P. N. U. No. 72,-a JT, N. U. No' 111 ulAM I Sixteen Dlreit Flavors 7,.' - :" it - ilif VI 1 9 mm