The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886, September 12, 1884, Image 4

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    FISHING.
Ella. Wheeler Wilcox in New York Sun. J
Uavbe this is fun. sittine in the sun.
With a book and parasol, as nij angler
While he dine his line in the ocean brine.
Under the delusion that his bait will catch
the fishes.
Tis romantic ves! but I must confess
Thoughts of shady rooms at home somehow
seem more inviting.
But I dare not move. "Quiet, there, my
love "
Says my angler, "for I think a monstrous
fish is biting."
Oh. of course, it's bliss still how hot it is!
And the rock I'm sittine on grows harder
everv minute.
While my fisher waits, trying various baits.
But the basket by his side, I see, has noth
ing in it.
It is just the way to pass a July day
Arcadian and sentimental, dreamy, idle,
charminc
But how fierce the sunlight falls, and the way
that insect crawls
Along my neck and down my back is really
quite alarming.
"Any luck? I gently asked of the angler at
his task,
"There's something pulling at the line," he
' said; "I've almost caught it"
But when, with a blistered face, we our
homeward steps retrace,
We take the little basket just as empty as
we brought it.
CHARACTERISTICS OF CLERKS.
Peculiarities of the Different Kinds
as Noted by an Observer.
New Haven Register.
How diftk'ult it is to distinguish them
from proprietors until you are used to it.
Then it is eay. Proprietors wear
clothes that clerks wouldn't be seen
wearing to sift ashes in. At the start,
however, clerks always speak of them
selves as "salesmen." They have a faint
idea that the latter is a dictionary word
and means something.
The king clerk is the "floor walker."
He is a drum major without bearskin
cap or baton, and fills an important po
sition in an important manner. Poor
humanity always feels its kuees quake
when before his awful presence, until he
says "show these ladies them hose," and
it is proved that he is but mortal.
The active clerk shows all the goods
in his department, talks a steady stream
and wears a customer out. lie makes
few sales and doesn't stay long in a
place.
The listless clerk, with drooping eyes
and pale necktie, drops his goods on the
counter in a don"t-care-a-tive sort of
way, wearied by the exertion, and the
customer trades with him because he is
so refreshingly lazy.
The average clerk comes up town in
the morning the very ideal of spick-span
newness. He is fresh every day, his
collar and shirt front are just from the
smoothing iron, his clothes are molded
to bis form, and his hair looks as if his
good, kind grandmother had slicked it
down with bear's grease. He is a daisy.
The poorly dressed clerk. There are
no facts in regard to this nonenity.
The "masher" as a clerk. He is en
gaged because of his superlative attrac
tion to silly women, who call on him
every day and buy some little knick
knacks in order to bask in the sunshine
of his radiant and charming smile.
The genial clerk, a man who is always
too good for his position, and a positive
addition to a well-regulated establish
ment. One clerk of this sort is worth
a whole store full of average clerks. He
sells goods before you know you have
bought them.
The genuine business man sometimes
begins life as a clerk, and he pushes out
of the position in an amaJring hurry.
The lady clerk. Who would be so
ungallant as to say she is not interest
ing. She is. Gentlemen always like to
trade at the counter where she presides,
and she is usually assigned to a depart
ment where they are sure to come on
little errands. Ladies, on the contrary,
do not like to purcnase ot ner, ana it is
noticeable that she is seldom in the dry
goods department.
There are a ereat many varieties of
clerks: drug clerks, grocery clerks, and
ten thousand others. They are the
ornamental and somewhat useful mile
posts on the highways of business. They
seem to be a necessity, but why they
should carry the world in its entirety on
their shoulders and superintend the
progress of the planets on their orbits is
a mystery.
Vanity's Recruits for tbe Stage.
London Era.
There can be no doubt that vanitj'
sheer, shallow vanity is at the bottom
of this rage for the stage, which a comic
contemporary has aptly designated "The
Fashionable Craze." Young men and
women of the upper classes do not rush
in equal number, or with equal eager
ness to adopt the profession of the
painter, the sculptor, and the poet. And
why? Because these professions at their
commencement demand patient, mdefat
jgable drudgery in private, only sup
ported bjr the real enthusiasm for the
work which sustains the genuine artist
under so many disappointments. Even
supposing them to be successful, where
are they to be employed? Will not all
the London theatres, and all the touring
companies combined, be too small to
furnish engagements for the army of as
pirants which is now in course of beinc
recruited.
bcnoois oi dramatic art, private acade
mies and a host of agents are encourag
ing a vast number of young people to
prepare themselves, for a profession
which is already over-stocked, and
which practically unfits them, should
they prove unsuccessful in it, for adopt
ing any other. Already there are signs
tnat tne theatrical business, both in Lon
don and the provinces, has been a trifle
- overdone of late. Is there not some
danger of the supply of neophytes ex
eeeaing tne demand i w m not the re
sults be a rarity of engagements for the
ordinary artist, long periods of idleness,
and a host of applications for assistance
to the actors' benevolent fund? Certainly
those who are casting all these young
men and women on the boards ought
to be very liberal in their support of
that institution, and should pay their
poor-rates with exemplary regularity.
It is rather unfair that the contributions
of artists and managers, should go to the
assistance of a mob of genteel new
comers who have rushed to dependence'
on the workhouse, because it is the
"fashion.' t
A Hint 111 Tombstones.
' Chicago Herald.
A town in Connecticut has a lot con
taining five graves, one in the center and
the others near by at the four points of
the compass. The center grave bears
the brief inscription, "Our husband,"
while the others are inscribed, respect
ively: "My I wife," "My II wife," "My
III wife," "My IV wife.'r
Infections File.
The Lancet
The possibility, nay the certainty in
many casei, of flies being a medium of
infection, especially in warm climates,
has been repeatedly pointed out,
though, perhaps, the fact is not suffi
ciently borne in mind.
THE COWBOr'S MOTHER.
How Broncho Bill IVent Home Alter
Twenty Years Absence.
Boston Herald.
"When I struck Philadelphia," said
Broncho Bill, one of the best known
cowboys now traveling with the Wild
West show, "I wanted to see my mother.
l Knew sne was Aivur tnar, Dut 1 was
blamed if I could ketch the exao' spot,
an' it kind of stumped me. Didn't know
what to do. One day a preacher feller
that I bed knowed at Pine Ridere asrencv.
Nebraska, came up to me when the after
noon show was over. He had come east
tn a. visit T tnm him 'hitif rn Imin'
able to locate my mother, an he said
he'd fix it all right.
"bo away he goes an' finds some sort
of a big book I think it was a register.
Anynow, it nau my mot ner s name in,
an' tne street an' number of her house.
Yer bet I was glad. I told the boys an
they nxed up right away goirr to see
all fair, you know; that's the boys every
time. v e took a car an rode away
down into the cit y to Twelfth street, I
think they called it. I left the boys there,
an' asked a feller the way to Catharine
street. 'Fifteen blocks,' ses he. 'Phew,1
says I. 'All right though; I guess I kin
do" it' an' off I walked through the
shops an' the people, an' the horses an'
carriages, till 1 came to Catharine
street.
"Wall, I foun' the house an' I knocked
at it, an' my mother opened the door.
I hadn't seen her for twenty years not
since I went west. bhe was sweepin
out. an' had the broom in her
hand, an' she started like, when
she seen my cowboy dress, an' looked
hard at me. I hed med up my mind to
play off stranger, and tell her I was a
friend of her son. Ses, I, 'Are vou Mrs.
Irving?'
1 am, ses she, kinder chokin' like.
and lookm' at me harder nor before.
"Ses I, 'Wall, I'm from Pine Ridge
agency, -Nebraska, an' 1 know your son
Bill. He told me for to call on you.'
"Ses she, chokin' agin, 'If you ain't
my son l never nau one.'
" 'un, no, ma am, ses l, 'you se mis
taken, ma am.'
"vun tnat sne begun lor to crv, an
most fell down. What well that
broke me up. I began cryin' too.
'Yes, I am your son, mother,' I
said; I am Bill.' She cried harder
than ever then, an' on, never mind just
what happened. e had so much to
tell each other that I was late in getting
to the show.
.Next day I brought my wife to see
mother, the same as I'd promised. My
brothers and sisters was in an' waitm'
for me, an' didn't we have the durn'dest
time? So glad to see me they didn't
know what to do. Mother got a cryin'
first, an' then my sisters took it up, then
my brothers they chipped in, an' I'm
hanged if I wasn't howlin' away as bad
as any of 'em before long. My old
woman, too, was cryin' fer all she was
worth. That made me mad. ' hat are
you cryin abontr sez l. l don t know ,
sez she. 'Well, I d shut up, then, sez I.
But there was nary a shut to her.
A 3leetln ot Royalty.
Weisbaden Cor. Boston Transcript
As we drove to the station we passed
an old lady being wheeled m an invalid
chair bv a hotel porter. She looked
aged, ill, and was plainly attired. I
cast a pitying thought after herewith
the hope that she was blessed with
friends. This same lady we saw later in
the station, still in her chair, and bend
ing over her, kissing her, caressing her,
and talking to her most affectionately.
was a handsome, stately, middle-aged
woman, with a step like a gin s and a
figure lithe and fine a woman full of
animal spirits and brio. This was the
empress of Austria, Elizabeth, the most
famous of royal horse women, who may
be said to live on her horse.
laiking down to tne old lady was a
sweet-raced, dignined woman with a
most winning presence the princess of
Wales and behind her, her royal
mother, the queen of Denmark. The
empress of Austria was richly dressed
in black silk, with a large hat in which
were many long gray plumes, and the
princess was most simply attired, in a
close-fitting bonnet and dark stuff gown.
The old lady was grand duchess of some
thing, I've forgotten what, and the royal
tram had rested on its way to Darmstadt,
at Ueidelburg, that she might receive the
greetings of these friends. The
prince and princess of Wales
and the king and queen of Denmark
are yet at Wiesbaden for the waters,
living in a simple fashion, that some
American millionaires would scorn.
The empress of Austria was here for
several weeks, off on her horse before
other guests were awake, and visiting
all the neighboring towns in this man
ner. In the train of royal carriages
belonging to this empress is one carriage
for her horses, and all of these carriages
are in polished black wood with simple
gold moldings and the Hapsburg arms
in gold. It was a beautiful train, and
the demonstrative affection, the simple,
unconscious graciousness of these royal
personages were very pleasant to see,
and my mind was quite relieved as to
the sick old lady's possessing friends.
A Despot's Novel Safe.
Chicago Herald.
The emporer of Anam uses a largo
and deep pond of water as a safe for
money and valuables. The money not
intended for use is placed in the hol
lowed out trunks of trees, which are
thrown into the water. To keep away
thieves and prevent the king himself
from being tempted to draw upon the
reserve and without sufficient cause, a
number of crocodiles are kept in the
water, their presence and the certainty
of being eaten alive acting as a whole
some restrainer and insuring the security
of the royal treasure in a most effectual
manner.
Galatea's Drapery.
San Francisco Argonaut.
-Mrs. Langtry s ualatea drapery is
nothing more nor less than a pink mus
lin washed m suds till some ot the rose
came out of it, ' and then (in washer
woman's parlance) "rough dried." It is
even more than the usual rough dry, for
it is not taken out of the wringing folds.
It is because of Ihese folds that Mrs.
Langtry looks more like a pRster cast of
the Galatea than a mushed marble till
you reach the silvered neck-run oi ner
dress.
Pieodo Gallicism.
Exchange.
A prominent clergyman complains that
the prevailing mania for what is French
In art, science and literature is under
mining the character of the American
people. He says: "The Anglo-Saxon
character inherited by Americans irom
English ancestors is gradually giving way
to a species of pseudo Gallicism which
may become dangerous not only to
morality, but to our political institutions
and domestic life.
The asylum for the insane is further
from the plow than it is from the rich
man's gold, or the honored man s fame.
HUo W-; tbe First Volunteer? "
ew York Times. 1
A long-standing and generally ac
knowledged claim by Capt. W.W. Bush,
of Lockport, that he was the first person
to volunteer in the Union army in 1861
has been successfully disputed by Col.
T. J. Kennedy, of Auburn. Capt.
Bush's claim was made on the fact that
he had been anticipating the call for
troops by President Lincoln after the
firing on Fort Sumter and had not k-ft
the telegraph office in Lockport in ex
pectation of momentary news of the
call. At noon on April 15 the news
that the President had issued the call
for trocps was received. Bush ran at
once to his place of business.
drew up an enlistment roll
and signed it. He then proceeded
to enlist others. He raised a company,
was made captain, and went to the front
with the first troops. This fact has been
a source of much pride to Capt. Bush,
and has made him widely known.
Col. Kennedy, of Auburn, sets up the
claim that as early as November, 1880,
seeing that an armed struggle between
the north and the south was inevitable,
he urged the immediate enlistment of
men to bo drilled in anticipation of a
call for troops. In January, 1861, he
applied to Governor Morgan for author
ity to enlist a company, and his applica
tion was placed on file Jan. 17. He did
not wait to receive the authority, but
proceeded to enlist men. When Fort
Sumter was fired on, April 12, 1861, ho
had 15 men under drill. He offered
the services of himself and men to the
state the same day, and the same day
his enlistment roll, his name being the
first one upon it, was received and en
tered in the adjutant general's office.
There were too many men for one com
pany, so a full company was selected
trom them and became Company C of
the Nineteenth regiment, N. Y. S. V.,
of which regiment Kennedy was made
colonel. The remainder of the men ho
enlisted were distributed among other
companies. The claim made by Col.
Kennedy is supported bv records of the
state. That Capt. Bush was the first
volunteer under the call of President
Lincoln for troops, however, there is
probably no doubt.
Giving Artificial Colors to Flowers.
Milwaukee Wisconsin.
"In order to meet the demand for new
varieties of the rose, artificial hues may
be given to them by means of a coloring
matter placed at the root, said a Mil
waukee norist, out it is by no means a
recognized practice of the trade. There
is an easier way of imparting an artifi
cial color to a rose where it is desired
to produce an odd effect, and that is to
dip the stem of a freshly-cut flower into
a liquid dye. If you put a freshly-cut
rose into blue ink, for instance, the ink
will ascend through the stem into the
flower and impart a curious blue tinge
to the petals. But the effect thus se
cured is an effect of oddity, no beauty
The fact "is, nature can't be im
proved upon. She may be assisted,
though; and in that direction lies
the application of the florist s art. e
can get a rich deep color and a vigorous
owth in roses by judiciously applying
strong manure to the plants. e use
bone dust, or guano, or cow manure in
liquid form. We have tried all kinds of
manures, and we find these simple ones
the best.
"The matter of their application like
everything connected with the rearing of
plants is one of experience. .No quantity
or quality ot fertilizer is a substitute tor
careful treatment. We have to study
the different varieties and find out the
conditions under which each thrives best,
After having discovered these it is our
business to observe them. We have had
first-rate success with our Jacqueminot
roses this season, whiie many others have
not done so well. I attribute our sue
cess to the fact that we started ours at
exactly the right time. I think it
possible that roses could be shaded to
some extent by the application of colors
to the roots, but great care would have
jo be used, as most dyes would likely to
interfere with the thrift of the plant and
some might kill it. But 1 don t think
the thing would be worth wl ile, even if
it were successful. .Nature is the best
artist after all."
At Niagara Falls.
Sir Lepel Griffin's Book.
On the whole, and always expeeting
the Chicago pig shambles, I am disposed
to think Niagara the sight best worth
seeing in America, though I will never
return there until the paper, mill shall
have been moved. I will not attempt to
lescribe the indescribable and would
merely note for the benefit of future
travelers that the effect of Niagara is as
follows: On the first day it is distinctly
diappomtmg; the roar of the waters is
not so loud, the fall so high or the cur
rent so fierce as was imagined. On the
second day this natural though irra
tional disappointment has been gradu
ally and unconsciously swallowed up by
the waterfall, which has become omni
present, tremendous, and soul-absorbing.
On the third day Niagara has gTown a
monster so oppressive to soul and sens
that the visitor hurries from the plac
with the feeling that another day's com-
munig with the waters would make
him mad.
"Hangman Foote."
Ben: Perley Poore.
Senator Foote. of Mississippi, was
what the Virginia darkeys used to call a
puddin -stick, never letting an oppor
tunity pass for stirring up angry pas
sions. On one occasion, when Senator
John P. Hale, of New Hampshire, had
dared to advocate emancipation in the
District of Columbia and elsewhere, Mr.
Foote said: "If the senator from New
Hampshire will visit the good state of
Mississippi, where I have the honor to
reside, he will be received with hosannas
and shouts of joy. I invite him there.
and tell him in all honesty that he could
not go ten miles into the interior before
he would grace one of the tallest trees
of the forest, with a rope around his
neck, and, if necessary, I would assist
in the operation, mis won ior him the
sobriquet of "Hangman Foote."
During the war Ingersoll, Frye, and
a number of other officers, captured by
Forrest, were subjected to pretty rough
treatment. J. hey an stood it pretty
well except Frye, who was older than
the others and in danger of breaking
down. Ingersoll wrote a letter to For
rest, putting in an eloquent plea for
Frye and asking that he be paroled.
Forrest was so touched by the letter
that he consented to the immediate ex
change of the whole crowd.
FBOM THE COBFOBAL. "
From the Marine Barracks. Pensacola.
Florida, Corporal Ben Barger writes of the
benefits of Brown's Iron Bitters in that
malarious region. He says: "I have used
several bottles and must say I am greatly
benefited by using it. Several of my com
rades use Brown g Iron Bitters, and you
may rest assured they all think it is the
greatest thins on earth." This kind of
testimony comes irom an quarters con
cerning Brown 8 Iron Bitters the best
tonic.
MAGNETISM!
Scores of Patients Restored to
Health by this Subtile
Agency.
The Peor Treated Free of Charge,
(From the Daily Exchange.)
Magnetism is a subtile power which has
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snapea tne destiny oi many oi me wunu
heroes. It is a power which attracts indi
viduals to earn other and binds with invis
ible, yet resistless but gentle fetters the
hearts of those who come within its matic
spell. Who has not felt the influence of
this unseen force when brought in contact
with men possessed of health, vitality and
genial manners, wno exert an lnexpucttuie
attraction that wins respect and friend
ship? Health and vigor are inseparable
from it. It is a power for good when prop
erly exerted. Animal magnetism is a mys
terious aerent employed by some men in
the successful treatment of disease. When
combined with the medical skill and expe
rience, magnetism is a powerful factor in
the mastery of many disorders. Its ad
vantages are that physical ailments are
cured without the use of medicines, which
too often remove one disease only to ira
plant another scarcely less injurious. Un
fortunately, though, for the afflicted, im
posters are so plentiful that the percentage
is largely against success in the search for
relief. Every large city has its quota of
fraudulent pretenders, local ana importer,
and San Francisco is no exception to the
rule in this direction. We have been vis
ited by many of this class, whose coming
has been heralded bv the bold assumption
of miraculous powers, blazoned in public
print and upon dead walls in flaming char
acters. These have come, strutted their
brief hour among us. deluding the edu
cated and intelligent, and bamboozling the
ignorant: and. departing, have carried
with them the coin and anathemas of
their deluded victims. Happily there are
those who, possessing all the attributes to
success, milieu wim a. uiuruuKU Knowl
edge of physical laws and the nature and
treatment of disease, come to us, and
modestly place themselves and attain
ments in the way of the afflicted who may
need their valuable services. Such as these
secure the gratitude of an extensive cli
entele and receive a merited reward in
pecuniary compensation for their skillful
services.
Of such are the Drs. Darrin, now located
at No. 113 Stockton street, whose mastery
of stubborn diseases is remarkable. These
gentlemen abjuring the tricks and jug
glery that have made their imitators fa
mous, if not infamous, are quietly and
without ostentation winning fame and
golden honors commensurate to their
great skill and scientific attainments
Their offices are daily thronged with the
sick, who, havinsr heard of the wonders
they perform, offer themselves for the
treatment, which those who have preceded
them have found so permanently benefi
cial. That they do not seek in vain is
shown by the following, from what would
seem almost miraculous cures:
Mrs. J. Mc Williams, G21 Chestnut street,
Oakland, has been cured of a loathsome
catarrh and deafaess of one ear.
J. A. Zweifel, 10 Hayes street, city, ca
tarrhal deafness fourteen years in one ear
and total deafness in the other, caused by
paralysis of the drum and auditory nerve;
both cured.
H. Hannibal's daughter, 955 Pine street,
West Oakland, catarrhal deafness five
years: restored.
M. L. Crowell, Route Agent for Wells
Fargo's Express Company, residing at 1928
Sutter street, successfully treated for liver
trouble, dyspepsia, vertigo and buzzing
noises in his ear.
P. B. Downing. 623 Jessie street, S. F.,
deafness fifteen years; one cured and the
other rapidly recovering.
(Jharles Kogers, Mowry s nan, corner
Grove and Lacuna streets, S. F., discharge
of the ear, deafness and noises in the ear
since six months old; perfectly cured.
William Heinze's girl, 1119 Folsom
street, to. t ., dropsy, heart disease ana in
flammatory rheumatism, limbs swollen to
an enormous size, life despaired of; cured
in one month.
Delia Kerrigan. Ocean View Post Ofiice,
loathsome scrofulous afflictions, which had
covered her face, limbs and body with
many large, running sores; the scars and
marks now only remain to bear witness to
the above statement.
Mrs. M. Bernhard, 1818 Larkin street,
deafness and catarrh ten years; cured.
Mrs. II. F. Baily, 867 Mission street, S.
F., catarrhal deafness twelve years; cured.
Dr. W. H. Tambling, 132 Hayes street,
S.'F., deafness and vertigo and ringing
noises in the ears ten years; after treat
ment his hearing came back to him like
the report of a gun.
E. T. Brown, connected with the busi
ness office of the San Francisco Examiner,
buzzing noises and pains in the ears;
cured.
Thomas McGraw, 310 Day street, S. F.,
deafness six months; instantly cured.
Miss T. M. Jacquemin, teleeraph oper
ator at Berkeley, Alameda county, Ca!.,
deafness and troublesome discharge of the
ears seven years; cured.
Mr. J. F. Streeter,312 Pine street, S. F.,
loathsome catarrh cured and deafness
nearly cured.
Mr. D. Ij. Shead, of 1515 Webster street,
Alameda. Cal.. can be referred to in regard
to the cure of a large goitre (large neck)
of many yeas standing, on his friend
Mrs. II. A. Wright of San Diego, Cal.
General John Day, Surveyor-General of
Nevada, deafness since 9 years old; he is
now 70 and can hear common conversation.
William J. Dibble s daughter, Berkeley,
total deafness; cured twelve years ago.
O. Crandall, American Exchange Hotel,
S. F., catarrh and deafness fourteen years;
restored.
D. L. McDonald, 1800 Laguna street, S.
F.. paralyzed hands; restored.
John A. Kelley, 4 Morrel place, S. F.,
general lung trouble, catarrh, bronchitis,
deafness and ringing noises in the ears;
cured.
C. Murry, icasio, Marin county, Cal.,
asthma, and polypus in the nose; cured.
liesioes scores oi otners.
Drs. Darrin will treat the poor free of
charge from 9 to 10 o'clock daily until fur
ther notice; those able to pay from 10 a.
m. to 6 p. m.. Sundays, 10 a. m. to 1 p. m.
Send for circular. Examinations free.
Drs. Darrin are permanently located at
113 Stockton street, between Geary and
O'Farrell, San Francisco.
Rheumatism,, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache,
Sore Th rot, 111 ngr.prlri,nriiie,
Barm, Mrnlda. Frost Kites,
aJTD ALL OTHER BODILY PAIXS ASD ACHES.
Sold by DruccWU nd rlr eTPjTwhn-a. Fifty Centi a bottle.
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MAGNETIC ELASTIC TETJ8S COMPANY,
704 Sacramento Street, San Francisco.
- A. . : (, 7 a m
IT WILL COST YOU N0THDTO.
"For what?" For a medical opinion in
your case, it you are sunenng irem any
chronic disease which yourphysician has
tailed to relieve or cure, "irom whomr
From Drs. Starkev & Palen, 1109 Girard
street, Philadelphia, dispensers of a new
Vitalizine Treatment, which is now at
tracting wide attention, and by which
most remarkable cures in desperate
chronic cases are being made. Write and
ask them not nly to give an opinion in
your case, but to furnish you with such
information in regard to their new Treat
ment as will enable you to cret an intelli
gent idea of its nature and action. It will
cost you nothing, as they make no charge
for consultation.
All orders for the Compound Oxygen
Home Treatment directed to ll. h. Alatn
ews. 606 Montgomery Street, San Fran
cisco, will be filled on the same terms as if
sent directly to us in Philadelphia.
The King of the Fiji Islands is said to
relish "Baby Mine very mucn.
i
What ails you? If it is a cough take
Piso's Cure. Sold by druggists. 25 cents
: !
PaDillon Blood Cure contains no min
eral of any kind, it restores the blood to a
i iii j2 rt
neaiuiv conuiiiuu, rcuuiutiut cawooooo
and prevents disease.
LOST FAITH IN PHYSICIANS. J
There are innumerable instances where cures
have been effected by SCOVILL'S SAHSAPA-
RILLA, OR BLOOD AND LIVER SYRUP,
for all diseases of the blood, when they had
been criven un by their physicians. It is one
of the best remedies ever offered to the public,
and, as it is prepared with the greatest eare, as
a specific for certain diseases, it is no weaiAr
that it should be more effectual than haattly
writtten and carelessly prepared prescriptions
Take this medicine for all disorders arising from
impure blood. It is endorsed by all leading
professional men. I
Panillon Couch Cure is Durelv vegetable,
perfectly harmless, and never fails to cure
tne hoop.
NO SAFES EEMEDY
Can be had for Coughs and Colds, or any
trouble of the throat, than Brown s Isron
chial Troches. Price i!5 cents. Sold Only
in boxes.
Dr. Henley's Ceiery, Beef and Jrn is
the best Iserve ionic ever discovered.:
A CA It !. To all who are suffering from er
rors and indiscretions or youth, nervous weak'
ness. early decay, loss of manhood, etc.. I will
send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
tHAKUfc. I n is great remedy was discovered
by a missionary in south America, send sell'
addressed envelope to Rev. Joseimi T. Inman.
fetation I), rtew York. ;
CATARRH A New Treatment whereby
a permanent cure is effected in from one to
three applications. Particulars and trea
tise free on receipt of stamp. A. II. Dixon
& Son, 305 King street west, Toronto, Can.
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CEST TONIC. ?
This medicine, combining Iron with pure
vepetaMe tonics, quickly and completely
Cures Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Wenknera
Impure Blood, MaJariaCuU!a send Fevers
and NeuraJla.
Itis an unfailinfr remedy for Diseases of the
Kidneys and Liver.
It Is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to
Women, and all who lead sedentary lives.: i
Itdoes not injure the teeth, cause headache.or
produce constipation other Iron medicines do.
It enriches and purifies the blood, stimulates
the appetite. aid3 the assimilation of food, re
lieves Heartburn and Belching, and strength
ens the muscles and nerves. i
For Intermittent Fevers. Lassitude, Lack of
Energy, fcc, it has no equal. j
M9- The genuine has above trade mark and
crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other.
xUmljbr BROWS CHUIfAL CO.. BALTISORX, KB.
The reputation of
Hi etf tter a Stoinacb
Bitters as a preventive
of epirtrmlcs, a Btom
achic, an invigorant, a
seneral restorative.
and a specific for fever
anil ague, indigration,
bilious affections.
rheumatism, nervous
debility, constitution
al weakness, is estab
lished upon the sound
basis or more ; than
twenty years' experi
ence, anu can no more
be shaken by the clap
trap nostrums of un
scientific pretenders,
than the everlasting
hills by the winds that
rustle through their
denies, for sale by all
Druggists and Dealers
generally. !
XI o. 3ST o Equal!
Strongest, Purest, Best and Most Econom
ical in the Market. I
Never Varies in Qua Ity.
Recommended to CONSUMFJIS by leadings Phjsfc
ciaiiH, Chemists and members of the hau j
Francisco Board of Health. j
PREPARED BY TUB
BOTHIN MANUFACTURING COMPANY,
San Fraxcisco and Ssacramentqu
THI
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KNOWN.
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OIVCS
Refreshing,
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Weak
Strong
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RUOOISTS
Delicious wdtoitidus
AND
DEALERS.
Tlils Valuable Dlttcoverr Is being extensively
used and is performing many astonishing cures. As a
JVervlne aud Tonic it is unsurpassed. Celery, Beef
and Iron possesses wonderful power to build up broken
down constitutions, and restore vigor to both mind
ana toay. it I a Sure Kemeuy in cases or Gen
eral Debility, Nervous Kxhaustion, (Sleeplessness. Neu
ralgia, Dyspepsia, Ixms of I'hysical and Mental Power,
uriuary XJimcuities, ana ail iMrrani.uirsM
iieaiin where a i onic ana nervine is requires.
Beware of imitations. as a worthless and spurious arti
cle is beiugtold. purporting to beCelerv, Beef andiron.
II HULL,
537 day Sireet, - - - gam Francisco.
VEAK, UNDEVELOPED PARTS
OF THK HUMAN BODY ENLARGED, PgVELOPKP,
BTBR.NGTHKNBL). Sto., Is an Ipterettlng sdvCTlUemtnl
Ion
frnnlia ear psptr. In reply o t nqairles, we wl tl v thsj
CTeispoeTideiieeof hombos sboot this. On the eontrmryj
Fv ifsled clrcnlsrs givinssll psrtlcalere.by addrwsleg
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Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of purity,
strength and wholesomenesa. More economical than
the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in compeU
tion with the multitude of low test, short weight,
alum or phosphate powders. Sold only in cans.
m CASH
GIVEN AWAY
To SMOKERS of Blackwell's
Genuine Bull Durham
Smoking Tobacco.
This Ppeclal Deposit Is to enarantee the
payment of the '25 premiums fully described
In our f(rt- announcements.
The preu..uriw will be paid, no matter how
mall the number of bags returned may be.
Office BtaelcweWi Durham Tfcev Co,,),
Durham, If. C, May 10, 1!4. T
P. A. WTLEY. Eng..
Cathier Bait of Durham, Durham, If. C.
Deab Sir: We inclose you $U,0O.u). which
rlease place on 8icial Deposit to pay premiums
for our empty tobacco bars to be returned 1 ec
13th. Yours truly, i. 8. CAKR, President
QMe of th Bank of Durham,
Durham, If. C, Hay 10, lVU.l
J S. CAKR. Esq.. . , . .
ITrit. BlarlnteV Durham Tnbaeeo Co.
Dear Sib: I have to aclcnowledire receipt of
fll.9o0.00 from you. which we have placed ujod
Blecial Deposit for the object you state .
lours truly. P. A. WILEY. CasUer.
None genuine without picture of EFLL n !he
psesafre.
srSee our other aunounoeweata.
The Science of Life. Only $1,
BY MAIL POST-PAID.
KH017 THYSELF.
Great Medical fort on Mannoofl.
vttlt Kfli-vnus and Physical Debility.
Premature Decline in man, Errors of Youth, and the un
told miseries resulting from indiscretions or exoesses. A
iwib in, ri-r m,n vniini? middle-ased arid old. It con
tains 125 prescriptions for all acute and chronic diseases,
each one of which is invaluable. 80 fouud by the authot
whose experience tor SB years is sucn as itomiuj u.
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In beautiful French muslin, embossed covers, full Kilt,
guaranteed to be a finer work in every sense mecharueaj
Uterary nd professional than any other work sold in this
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Instance. Price only 1 00 by mail, post-paid. Illustra
tive sample 6 cents. Bend now. Gold medal awarded
tbe author by tha National Medical Association, to th
nicer of which be refers.
The Science of Life should be read by tbe young for
Instruction, and by the afflicted for relief. It will bene
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Th.ni t. im nwmlwr of socictv to whom ths Science of
life will not be useful, whether youth, parent, guardian,
instructor or alergyman. Tribune.
Address the reatxxly Alaaical insxitutn, or ur. w. mm
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be sousulted on all diseases requiring skill and expert
enee. Chi on is and obstinate diseases iipii thai
have baffled the skill of all other physi- n kdan
a specialty. Such treated success- f. 14 WCFL F
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SXffl HUMOH.
Mr baby, six months old. broke out with some kind of
skin humor, and after being treated five mouths by my
family physieioa was givea up to die. The druggist
recommended BwifVs Hpecific, aud the effect was as
gratif yisg as it was miraculous. My child soon got well,
all traces of the disease is gone, and he is as fat as a pig.
j. j. KiatLAXU, Maiden, nut county, xexaa.
I have suffered for many years from ulcers on my legs,
often very large aud painful, during which time I nsel
almost everything t effect a cure, but in vain. I took
Swift's Specific by advice of a friend, and in a short time
was cured sound and well. Edwin J. Miller.
Beaumont, Texas.
I have been afflleted with Scrofula for twelve ytars
and have had sores on thv as largs as a man's hand for
that length of tims. Last summer I was so had off that
I could nrt wear clothing. I bad spent hundreds of
dollars iu the effort to lie cured, but all to no purpose.
and hart injured myselr w:th Mercury and t'otash. 1 our
Swift s Specific cured me promptly and permanently.
ana 1 hope every like suncrer win lane 11.
ft. 11. 111011, Laioni, Ark.
Our Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free
to applicants.
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LiU
PAPILL0N CATAEEH CUES
Has received the commendation of thousands
afflicted with that dreadful disease, Catarkii.
It is a poBitiTfj cure, and so pleasant to use, that
when once applied, the effect is so apparent,
that the treatment is continued with confidence.
It does not smart or irritate, but soothes and
heals.
K. M. IIorton, car accountant of the I. C. It.
R., writes, under date of Nov. 19. 1877: 'Tapil
lon Catarrh Cure, cured me of an obstinate of
fensive catarrh of fifteen years' standing."
Jno. V. Stkkkterv M. D., 30 Aldine Square,
Chicago, writes July 15, 1881: "I'aniUon Catarrh
Cure, cured nie of mjr recurring Kobe Cold in
a few days. I have suffered for years, tried
every remedy I knew without benefit; finally
tried this remedy and the effect surprised me.
I shall prescribe it for Kobe Cold, Catarrh
and Hay Fjcver, being confident it will cure."
James H. Cook, 12 Itockvills I'laoe, Itoston.
Mass., wTitea Sept. 11 1881: "Papillon Catarrh
Cure cured me of catarrh after all kinds of rem
edies had failed. I insufflated a few days and
must say the disease commenced to cure at
once."
Peter O. Thompsox, 179 Vine Street, Cincin
nati, O.. writes Sept 10, 1881: "I'apillon Catarrh
Cure cured me of hay fever. 1 have recom
mended it to a great many, and all have been
benefited wonderfully."
I'apillon Catarrh Cure is purely vegetable,
and is a positive cure for catarrh, rose cold and
hay fever.
i or sale by all druggists.
Bedlngton 4k Co Cirneral Agent.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
Eedington, Woodard ft Co., Portland, Oregon.
N. P. N. U. No. 39.-S. f. N. U. No. 116.
fS rEfrEDY FOR CAJAFoXH f A
V41
ml 1
Kasy to tine. A certain rare. Not expensive. Three
months' treatment in one package. Uood for CoU'
In the Head, Headache. Dizziness. I fay Fever, Ao.
Jfifty cents. Jiv ail jru(t(fists, or tiy man.
su. 1. HA:iL.ii i . r w arren, J a.
orWnBMfVrillSnf tb. Hr-rotum. Ojtn unnfed mum ST
0AKT0E
The experience in the treatment of Cancer with Swift's
Specific (8.8.H.) would seem to warrant us in saying that
it will cure this much dreaded scourge, l'ersues so
afflicted are invited to correspond with us.
I believe 8wift's Specific has saved my Ufa I had vir
tually lost use of the upper part of my body and my
arms from the poisonous eifects of a large cancer on my
neck, and from which I bad suffered for twenty years.
8. 8. 8. has relieved me of all soreness, and the peisou
is being forced out of my system. J will soon be well.
W. Ii. Kobibom, Davis boro, Oa
Two months ago mr attention was called to tbe case
of a woman afflicted with a cancer on her shoulder at
least Ave incites in circumference, angry, painful, and
fving tbe patient no rest day or night I r six months,
obtained a supply of Hwift's Specific for her. bhe bas
taken ft bottles and the nicer is entirely healed op, only
a very small scab remaining, and her health is better
than for 5 years past; seems to be perfectly cured.
Bzv. Jeshb U. Campbell, Columbus, Ca
I hava ssxn remarkable results from use of Swift's
Ppecinc on a canoer. A young man here has been
afflicted five years with the most angry-looking eating
canoer I ever saw, and was nearly aead. The first bot
tle made a wonderful change, and after five bottles were
taken, he is Dearly or qui te well. It is truly wonderful.
M. F. t'BUMLiy, St. D., Oglethorpe, Us
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