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15 CENTS A WEEK.
ALBANY, OREGON, FB ID AY .FEBRUARY 7, 1890.
VOL. V. NO. 59
FOR PURE DRUGS.
TOILET AND
GO
-TIE ALSO
The Finest Line of Pianos and Organs in tie
Willamette Vallev, "!
CALL KXD EXAMINE- HIS STOCK
I"' A TTT1 Ci IV Take no 8hoes "nless w- L Donglaa' name and price arestamix-H or
kMJAr bottora " thc dtak" m 8upp,y jou stt
W. L. DOUGLAS
S3 SHOE
Sold I iy
FOR "'l
GENTLEMEN.'
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yarogorlo oy Kaxeotio Syropa. ChUdyga csrr for Cautarln. iJiX
of Mother blew CcvrtojSr
f pwuwii inamweo, . Erraxauon I .
3ra beaUar tdeep ; also aids dieesUon
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The best French hanu sewed rorset in the market. Try them once.
You never will wear any other. Money refunded if nof" found entirely
satisfactory
a 10. . YOUNG,
Sole .A-gent fox Albany
f. e. pram
Proprietor of.
Albany Soda Works
, And manufaettirer .
ice toniecuonery.
iVe are now prepared to furnish choice,
Irish cauaies of best crade, consistin; of
pure stick, assorted flavors, mixed candies,
extra French and chocolate cream, fancy
mixed, candy toys ami a p'inrn:l assortment
of One candies-
AT WHOLtSltF. QK EETAII.
larOrdcrs from counter dealers promptly at
tended to. Factory on Kirst street.
ALBANY
OKEGON
CB. WINN. AGENT KOIt THE LEAD
ing fire, life and. accident insurance com
panies. ItiOO CORDS fiVUf 5rSJ
in ipiantitics to suit thc p::r -lus -r. Inquire
at thc office of C:i;rr.:i fc AU:.U-!r.-
ho
FANCY GOODS
TO
6. L BLACKMAN.
-sum ur-
Drugs, Faints, Oils,
Perfumery and toilet articles,
also fell line of books and
station!?, periodicals, eta
py Trattripttoo" 'carefullj
composmded
iN ODD FHiOVrS TEMPLE,
Albany Oregon
CARRIES-
' 'ir. Heavy Hand Grain
and rrHmAA
Best In the World. Examlne'hl
95.00 Genuine Hand Sewed
noc.
$4.00 Hand-Sewed Welt Shoe.
tp.50 Police and Farmers' shoe
$3.50 Extra Value fair fthn.
A S3 Workingmen's
Shoe,
and SI.J5 BojV School
Mboeit
All Made In I'ongreKN, Ration
du uire.
$3 & $2 SHOES
KOR
LADIES
snoE ton MISSKS.
BEST MATERIAL,
BEST STYLE.
BEST FITTING
W. L. DOM. LAS.
Brockton. Mas
L- E. BLAIN.
Is
! rBcaTtaneiid fiatjtoeln far.niMy'
rrtuplmtota,o EuptriortDaiiypcvocripl). .i
Luovstome.'?: XL A. AaxaawlLD..
IltfkJ. Oxford 8t, Brooklyn.
Bhs OawAoa CuKPii-r, rt JIurray S&, Sow Yoi L
K.
'Perfection of Fit
COMFORT & STRENGTH
SnWao Property!
I.OTS IN
BUKKUAKTSrKIv ADDITION
This Addition oilers superior ad
vantages for residence property,
commanding a view of the whole
city and bin a short walk from the
business jortion of town, Tor sale
by
M B1TM1.1X A IH I KI UT DRO'
W. J JTcMEliSON,
FIRST STREET.
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
Insurance basincsstransbctcd and nicney
oancd I have a large list of improved anil
unimproved thy propeity and fruit, trarden
and faro- lau i in lare and tmall tracts. As
I sell o ' emission only, if ycu wkh to buy
or sell it ill pay you to come ami tec inu
HEWERT, PRACTICAL WATCM.MAKK
, ai:u jeweler, AR-nny, Oregon,
Absolutely WirpL-ry-
This TJOWder nftvor rnna " A to u i
of puri:y,strength and wholesomeness
niure economical man the ordinal-
kinds, and cannot be sold in competi-
tion Witb ' multitude nf Inw toct utmi-i
weight alum or phosphate powders
uu' wij iu hub, AUIAL DAKIS' OW-
MR Co., 100 Wall st., N. F.
l,ewis M. Johxm)s,& Co., Agents,
Portland, Oregon,
PHYSICIAN
WH. DAVIS, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND
uieon. Can be found at his office
room in Strahaa's block, First street, Albany
Oregon-
a
W. UASThK. PHVeiniv xrt.
, i-i' 1' . It
geon, Albany, Oregon.
M,
H.LLI8. PHYSICIAN AND SITRr
. geon, Ainar.y , Oregon.
P C. KELLY,; PHYSICIAN AND SVR-
v. gcu Aioany,oreeon. office in .Tierce's
new block. Office hours, from 8 a. u. to 4
4 J. KOSSITER. VF1ER1VABV i:n
geon, graduate of Ontario veterinary
college ondimember of the Ontario veterin
ary medical society, is prepared to treat the
dueases of all domesticated animals ca
scientific Drineinfoa now of in. u..l.hi.
livery stable. Residence 4th and Calapcoia
ufroAtn A It...... r
w0) mvuij). urcgon.
DR. E. A. McALISTSR IIOUKOrATHIC PHT
SlCian aiul suro-pnn 11 u:..
. " I linuitU Ui.
office into Crawford's block. All calls prompt
ly attended to. v
DR-.G. A. WHITNEY. 1'HYSICIAX AND
surgeon. Graduate of Hcllcvuc Hofpi
tal Sledical Colkce. New York Citv. Difeases
of women a specialty. Office in at residence
on itn street between Cabpooia and Vine.
Albanr Orriro-i.
DK. I. W. STAKR, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon, late of Itrownsvilie, Or. Otfirc
in thc Strahan-l'earr-c bl k upstmrs in the
rear rooms on the main hall. Calls promptly
aiitnuiu io in ciry or eountjy.
1 K. 31. J. I'A!TOV. PHYSICIAN NI
U iMirtrcoii, lilumberg's liWk, AIImipv, Or.
Female dim-ases A sixvialty. Ci-i be found
ii thc oltire day or Light.
ITIOK.VKIS.
J.N. DUNCAN ATTORNEY- tT LAW
. and iiut-.iry public. Olice in the Strahan
bloc!,, rooms No. 1 and 2.
P. R. X. I;i.AChl:l RN. o. w. WKIGIIT.
BLACK1SURN. & WRIGHT ATTORNEY AT
Law, Albany, Omj:"'. t Hite in Odd
fellow's Temple-. -Vill practice in all courts
of the state, and irc special attention to all
business.
WOLYERTON CHARLES E. A 1T0RNEY
at Law, Albany, Or. Office in rooms 13
and 14, Foster's liluck, over L. E. Rlain's
store,
TK. W KATIIf KKORD,-ATTORNEY AT
. law. Albany, On-ffon. Office in the
Flinn IiUck. Will practice in all thc
courts ot thestatc, and (jive special attention
to all business.
TAMES P. HEAD, AT TORN E Y-AT-L A W
J and title examiner, Albanr, Or. Will
practice in all thc courts of the state. Ab
stracts of tulc furnished on t-hort notice.
fen years experience.
Land Marveylns.
PARTIKH DE.SIRI50 Sl'RVIVIXS PONS CAS OB
tain accurate and prompt work by calline
upon cx-cuunty survryoi f. T..T. Fisher. He
has complete copies of field notes and town
ship plats, and is prepare 1 to do surveying in
any part or i.mn county, roslomce address,
Millers Station, Linn cou itv.OretfOD.
OREGON KL.KCTRIC.Rr.MKr IS TUB MOST KI.K
cant meilicine in the world tor interna
and external use. and f.'.r pain oi any nature.
You will never find its equal. Ask your
drux'st for it.
Contractor and Jtnllder.
rpHE UNDERSIGN ED,IUVINQ LOCATED
J. . in Albany solicits patron ajye front citj
and country. Will contract.te build bridgea,
hums, and .at) manlier ot dwellimr hoosta.
inoludln-f Queen Anne, Eastlak and EJLsa.
bethian stvlej of buildings. Will furnish
plans and sptcificati-ns free of char-res. Satis
faction (ruarantee" w. v. JAaot.L.
Flano Tanlng-
P ARTIES DESIRING . PIANOS. TUNED
should call upon Prof. D, Van Horn
of this city, the well known and reliable
piano tuner. He is we'l known to the people
A Albany and thc entire State, having had
years of experience in this business, also in a
pianoforte manufactory, and has no equal in
that line of business, It always pays to
patronize borne enterprise and the pnblic
should remember that they ran now get
pianos tuned in a more skillful manner in
Albany than elsewhere in the State, Leave
orders at Will ii Link s
WANTED MAN OF GOOD SELLING
ability to represent us as sales agent in
this towD, (S-JOO to $-3000 per year can be
made ) Address, Wanamaker & Brown,
Philadelphia, Pa
Thc largest clothing and merchant tailor
ing nonse in America.
T?IN
N B CIGAB 1M PORTED, KEY . WEST
and Domestic, embracing the celebrated
I' Ul:
Flor de Madrid, Estrellas, Conquerors and
other choice brands in the Wells, Fargo and
Western Union Telegraph office building.
-f'hcmcrabcr the place.
id of A
Instead of offering a price thai only
benefits the lucky. one, or sending out
confidential slips as baits, we propose
to openly offer the citizens of Albany
and vicinity choice goods at bedrock
prices and giro
c it... ft
y 1 it
For c.is'i 'oif each dolhir's worth at
rciMihir retail urices. until Jan.l. I8!K)
I llitrlicst i iees paid forchiekens, es
j and butter. Thanking you for your
j past p:.trona:re and soliciting your
i trade for the future. 1 lf'Z to reijiain
! at you- a rvi.-c. -F. M. BA KIH'E.
Disconn
STATK NEWS ITEMS.
Astoria is trying to organize a big
hotel company.
The Dalle is Irying to work a lit
tle enthusiasm, r.nd get sonr; enter
prise at work. Sh can do no better,
as a starter, than to orgaulze ' a com
pany to navigats the middle Columbia
and haul thc Mirp'.tts grain to market.
An Eastern Oregon man buried his
wife, put up a headstone, i repainted
his house, married a secomlwife, and
dug five acrer of potatoes within
seventeen days, and yet he says he
can't be;in to bustle as his father used
to.
The Tccoma exposition will not be
held until 1891 on account of tight
ness of money.
We shall work for pol'ticml har
mony in the republican ranks, and do
oarbeSi4i - di?courueityc,e any
factional strife. All that Ue desire
is to see good men nominated to the
various offices to be filled at the next
election, so that we will have no
qualms in giving . them our hearty
support. When a paper cr a politi
cal sore head begins to give notice
that they are going to make things
interesting for somebody, it may te
safely assumed that there is a screw
loose somewhere, and that their rule-or-ruin
policy will only serve to bring
the odium of all ret actable people
upon their heads. Tillamook Head
light. An Essay onthe ?ow.
The ibllowingJs' a Sjtte girl's
es9aj fin ihq cow, : 'A jw '. is an,
animal with four legs on the under,
side. The toil is linger khan the
legs, but is not used to hand on.
The cow kills flies withlher tail.'
The cow has big cars tb wiggles
on hinges; so docs her'.'tai!. The
cow is bigger than the calf, but
not so big as an elcphaot. She is
made so small that sbeca.v go into
the barn when nobody , is looking.
Some cows arc black' and some
hook. A dog was booked once.
She tossed ,ttio dog tbatf killed the
cat that worried the ! rat. Black
cows cive white milk : to do other !
cows. Milkmen sell milk to buy
their little girls drctsce, which
they put water in ind chalk.
Cows chew cuds, and each finds its
own chew. That is ill there is
about cows.
Klertrlcnl Itat Trap.
Or ston City Enterprise.
Thopitof land near the W. 1-.
Klectrio Comoauy's power house has
been a favorite lauding - place for
fishermen, who, in clear;'"g thoir net
and boats, have thrown aside many
worthless fish. This hs attracted
many rats, and the lumber piles a;id
docking had become fairly animate
with rats of all agt-s and sizes. So
many proved a nuisance and the em
ployes at the power house finally
decided to apply electricity to their
several cases. Accordingly a scries of
wires were run out from the dynamos
to a spot most frequented by the rats,
and around a piece of meat a few in
ches distant was laid a net work, ot
wires so that it was almost impossible
for Sir Rat to approach the savory
meat without touching two wires,
thus comoletiuz the circuit which
would cive Mr.lRat a shock sufficient
to kill immediately. 'Twas lun for
the bovs. but death to the rats. About
20 of them turned up their toes the
tirst evening between early dusk and
dark.
The Speaking; of Strange Tongues'
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Some comment, geucrally unfavqr
able in its tenor, has beer made be.
cause of the fact that almost none pf
the Dublic men with whom the South
American and Mexican delegates Jto
th'e international congress have coma
in contact could speak Spanish with
them. It is put down by the critics
aa a reooach that this is the case.
But a little thought will conyinoe ill
fair-minded, persons mat imp ":
irom others ainerenc in language,
origin, and blood than any other in
all the Western World. They hive
beep under , little neceasityi Jo leart
other languages) ' of to look to other
,
people lor example or inssruuwuu.
They have been compelled to develop
their own resources over a large r,ea
of territory, in uo pari of which was
tO.. bo .found any; , considerable cofo
munity using any other langtige (than
En dish. Until the large emigration
began to come from Germany almost
no other language, than Errglieh was
spoken or read. And the people
using German were of auoh close kin
ship with those already here, and
lintruistic studies had become such a
second nature to them, that they aeon
had - lost, their own laoguage .and
iinff
dinavian immigration, so called, and
bids fair, only in less , degree,, to be
come characteristic of an Italian. The
most .highly-educated man is, there
fore, under no" necessity to learn a
foreign language. In addition to the
literature.and tb Ufa. about him, he
is not only the heir to all the accumu
lated wealth in English literature, hut
equal sharer with the people of. Eng
land in all that is 'valuable br perma.
neut in the current literary, produc
tion of that wonderful land.
We are prone' to talk a great deal
about thc extension of our trade with
fercin countries;but the truth is that,
as a people, we have. not been ready
to take up tbis important work, other
than with tho countries of the same
language and of kinship in blood. We
did not need, to know auy foreign
language, to maintain business rela
tions uth England r Ge.aiany, and
it is ilh these th:.i the great mata of
nn rrt n
whom they ha.cipt fo live; The
same thinff is true of .the later Scan
our exchanges have taken place, and
much of the business with other coun
tries than these has been carried on
through English or German agencies.
The Germans,' with whom the neces
sity for learning other languages has
been present for centuries, are about
thc only commercial peaple who have
the linguistic faculty as a gift. . If
this necessity ever comes to us as it
has to them our people will to douot
be found alapting their tongues to
new sounds and strange words with
easy aud characteristic . American
facility. When the demand cornet
and it must grow then somebody
will fill it. At the r resent time it
does not exist. Our public schools
haye tried to teach French aud Ger
man, in spots, but almost always
without success. The etudents who
have given . some of their efforts to
the acquirement of these languages
have found .them only in accomplish
ment and not a necessary incident to
theft ' llfework, and accordingly have
proceeded to forget with much greater
rapidity than they had learned them.
On the literary side pur historians and
writers have done much excellent
work in. fields requiring a cIom and
accurate knowledge ot other lan
guages, as the contributions to litera
ture made by Irving, Prescott, Tick
nar, Motley, Bancroft,'. Longfellow,
Bryant, Taylor, and Parkman . fully
attest. There is no occasion for aiir
prise that our public men and mer
chants aad . orators do not' ( speak
Spanish. It. ought to be one o f the
achievements of the next few years
tht they shall learn to speak and
write English with, more facility,
vigor and correctness.
A NOVEL DICE TRICK.
How a Young Politician Managed to
Uet a Little Money.
Several young men were in a
south -nd resort last evening shak
ing for thc drinks, when suddenly
one of the fellows, a young man
who is reckoned as one of the com
ing lights of the political arena,
said: "Let me take that dice-box
for a minute."
It was hauded over to him, and
taking out four or five uice which
were in thc box, handed them to
the barkeeper, ad,turning the box
ou onceuu, he placed the remain
iug dice on it, and, taking his hat
lroin his head, he covered the box
and dice with it.
"Where is the dice now?" he
asked one of the men s!;uk1:ii
about.
"On the top of the box, of course,"
1 was tb reply, "tLut is, 11 you havu t
simtcu it since you put tbo hat
down."
I have not,"' said the politician,
and be lilted thc hat again, and
sure enoujrh, their sat the u:ce on
the box, just as it had been before
He set the hat down nuun and
took his hands away from it, while
he asked the same question he had
in the first, instance.
"On top of the box, of course,"
repeated the man who had been
juestioned
"You saw it there did yon'f'.
"Certainly.'
"Would you bet that i: 19 on the
top of the box?"
"Of course I would."
"I'll bet you a dollar that it isn't
where you say it is."
"All right," nnd the men put up
their money.
The first man lifted the hat and
there sat the dice as before.
"What did I tell you?"' exclaimed
the second.
"I've won. There is the dice on
top of the box."
"Hold a minute," exclaimed the
young politician. "When yo'i
corns to think of it, wouldn't it be
rather a difficult task to set up a
dice on the top of a dice box when
there is only a very narrow edge to
e,it in. If you will look very
cart&Mj, you will that the dice
is resting on the bettOni of the box
instead ol the. top. I guess the
moaey israihe, .Mr.. Btaki-holder.
"That's so," exclaimed the other
man who had bet, "it is the bottom
of the box; isn't it!? ..
. "it's a yerjr aimple catcb." said
the winner to the -writer, "but it's
sure to catcb ninty-nine people out
$f every hundred." - Boston Her
ald. The Latest Feminine Fraud.
fi. -wrnnni Anil Tiroft Wdmill D.
tered a Broadway car, each carry.rjg
in her arms a little parcel lu thk. most
tender and motherly fashion. So so.
licitous were they over their respec
tive parcels that a lullaby seemtd al
most bursting from their lips. , They
were not nurse girls, so they must be
mothers, although it was apparent
that they were young mothers, and
very handsome onos withal. Half a
dozen men jumped up to offer them
cats. The girls giggled a theyaat
down and no wonder, for the buadJea
they carried in such a motherly, fash;
Ion they had deftly improvised,under,
sudden Inspiration, to represent babies
There was little of them except a
crook of the arm and a Jace, handker
chief to cover a supposititious babe,
but enough to deceive poor, trustful
man. Tho giggle was gjsneral, for
the girls bad obtained seats on a new
and original plan. New Yrk -World.
A Cow ComnaiU Salclde.
Thc suicide of a cow in. Muscatine
County, la., reported to the Boston
Globe, furnishes newandexcruciallns
pointers for persons contemplating an
excursion over the divide. The ani
mM harked unto a tree, switched her
tail over the limb, then walked around
the tree until the llybrush was wound
up, and in tbis position stood and pull
cd till starvation ended her sufferings.
Cloaks awav down at Keade.
Particular.
Horace Greeley had the reputation
of being a practical philanthropist, aud
his advice was sought by hundreds of
strangers, whose only exense for in
truding upon him was . tht they
needed counsel, and that he had the
brains that could advise them.
One day, while he was writing an
important letter in his office, a boy
fifteen years old entered thc room,
and, standing near the door and be
hind the editors chair, said, "Mr.
Greeley, I have come to ask your ad
vice." "Say on," answered the editor,
without stopping his pen or even
glancing at the boy.
'The only relative I have here,"
continued the boy, "is my sister. I
haye been boarding wi'.h her, and she
let me have board eo cheap that 2
could earn money enough to pay her
and have something lett to buy my
clothes. Now I hare quarreled with
her, and am boarding at another place,
where they charge me all I can earn
for my board not so good as I had at
my sisters, and I have nothing left
to pay for clothes. What shall I do?"
' Is your sister married: asked Mr.
Greeley, without looking up or slop
ing hispep.
"les, sir.
"Is she a respectable woman?"
,Ce.rtrinly,.Bir,,., ,
"Go straight. to your sister and
tell her that you are ashamed of your
self, and ask her. forgiveness. If she
will take you, go back, and live with
her, and alter this remember that 11
your own sister; is not your friend,
you will not be likely to nnd any
friend in. New. York city "
The boy departed without another
word, and Mr. Greeley had not even
seen him, so engrossed was he with
his writing. The boy did not per
sonally know Mr. Greeby, but, being
in distres8,8ought him out in a city of
several hundred thousand people as
thc man to give him good advice.
"It was a higher compliment than
1 had ever before seen conferred upon
any one," writes the Hon. Eli
Thayer, who was present at the in
terview, and reports it in his ' 'His
tory of thc Kansas Crusade.
And The Men Sat Still.
An incident occurred on an after
noon train on the Consolidated
Road thc other day that ought to
have been in print before tbis. It
has its numerous lessons. Amcng
the passengers were three sweet and
quiet Sisters of Charity in their
characteristic dress. A diunken
man, very drunk and annoying.
entered the car and sat down beside
one ot them. He talked persistent
ly, drank Irom a big bottle that he
cornea, ana nnaiiy eiuck his ais
agreeable face repeatedly into the
long bonnet of the sister in a most
insulting way. She was evidently
very much frightened. The con
ductor had already been toidof the
man s conduct, but did nothing.
The other passengers, in true pis
Bt-ngcr fashion, sat and looked ou.
No man stirred.
Finally a woman, while as a sl'.cet
and full of suppressed indignation,
ot up from her scat and went to
tl.o rescue. Shegrabbcd the fellow's
bottle, wrested it from his h.mds
and flung it out f the window;
took hold of him, and alter a lively
arid unassisted struggle, got him
out of the seat.
"I'm no Roman Catholic,' she
said excitedly to the spectator,
'but I can t sit still and see a
sister of Charity insulted.'"- Chi
cago Times.
Disarming an Cnseen I
"This was sometime a paradox, ns
Hamlet 6ays. Since, however, thc
iiconle cf America and other ?ands
have been enabled to pit Hostetter's
stomach Bitters against, that unseen
foe, malaria, it is no longer aparadox,
but an easy .possibility. . Whatever.
malaria evolves its robty venom to
lotson the air. and decaying unwhole
tome vegetation imprcgnater the
water, there, in thc . very . stronghold
of miasma, is the auxiliary otent to
disarm the foe and ' assure efficient
protection. FeTer. and ague, bilious
remittent, dumb ague and ague cake,
no matter bow tenaciously tbey have
fastened their clutch on the system.
are firat, forced to relax their grasp
and eventually to abandon, it alio
ectber.. But.it i. preventive force
that should chiefly recommend the
Bitters to persons dwelling in malaria
cursed localities, for-it is a certain
buckler of defence .against which the
enemy ,s. powerless.. Cures, likewise.
dyspepsia, rheumatism, kidney and
biJlioua ailments.
Califoriia Cat-it-Cnre,
The only cue .'antecd cure for catarrh
cold in the hea I. hay fevor, rose cold,
catarrhal deaf iss and sore eyes. Re
store the sense :f taste and unpleasant
breath, resulticr from catarrh. Easy
and pleasant U jse. Follow directions
and a cure is w granted, by all drug
gists. Send fc circular to Abictine
Medical Compf iy, Oroyille,Cl. Six
months' treani jnt for fl; 6ent by
mail. $1 10, P ' 6ale by Foshay A
Mason,
Bieklen's Arnica Halve.
The Best 8alve in tha worid for
Cutsj .Brrdsee, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever, fibres. Tetter, Chapped
Hands,'. Chilblains, Corns,, and all
Skin, Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. It Is
Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refuniedV Price 25 cents
her box, kFor sal by Fosbay &
Mason,
. Bins'! Catarrh. SanO.
Sure cure for sore eyes, deafness,
headache, and the worst forms ef
catarrh in the head and throat. Price
25 cents. So'd by Fo6hay & Mason,
Albany, Oregon.
A speedy cure
for catarrh war-
ranted iii evcrv casf
Dr. Patton.
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A YOUNG HETHCSELAU.
Michael Soli Said to be 180
Years Old.
The oldest man in the world i a
citizen oi Bogota, in the Republic of
San Salvador. This new Methuselah
declares that he is 180 years old, and
it would seem he flatters himself, for
his neighbors give the assurance that
he is older than he eays he is. He u
is a half breed, named Michael Solis,
whose existence was revealed to Dr.
Leuis Hermandes by one of the oldest
planters in the locality, who as a child
knew Solis as a centenarian. They
have found in the year 1712 his signa
ture among those of persons who con
tributed to the building of a Francis
can convent which exists sear San
Sebastian. His skin is like parch
ment,, his long hair, of the whiteness
of snow, envelopes - his head like a
turban, and his look is so keen that it
made a disagreeable impression on the
doctoi. "
Interrogated by the Doctor, lie an
swered complrisantly that his great
age was due to his regular mode ot
living arid to hjs never giving up to
any excess of any sort whatever.
"1 never eat but once a day, sai
he, "but J., never use any but the
strongest ana most nourisning looas
My meaii last a half hour, for L be
lieve it is impossible to eat more in
that time than the body can digest in
t went v-f our hours! I fast the firat
and fifteenth day of each month, aikL
on those days L drink- as much water
as I can bear. I always let my food
become cold before 1 touch it. It ic
to these things that I attribute my
great age." .
On The Wire.
Exchange. .
Blondin crossing Niagara on the
tight rope, never had a more excited
audience than the one in ban r ran
ciBco, made up of adults and children,
which gazed upon a mouse walking
op the high wire of the Postal Te'e
graph Company.
Wheu be had goi 30 feet awar
from the telegraph pole, tho mouse
grew very timid and acarcc'y ad
vanced at all. At length be trew
bolder, and finally made thc perilous
distance of 300 feet to the next pole.
The wire must have been at least
20 feet from the ground, and how he
got so high in the air on the wirs and
was enabled to walk it at all, was
thc cause of much wonder to every
body. A child at length explained the
mystery of the mouse's quicr journey,
by telling how a black-atrd-tan dof
had pursued it, making it lake to the
pole.
When the mouse bad cort.pletcd hit
dangerous mia-uir rip, he climbei.
doH-u the pole and Mesipod on tht
hand of an cn-looktr, who carried bin
away in triumph.
Croup a ICe frrvrntril.
We want every mothe r to know thaC
croup con be prevented, 'i here is n
quest ion about this; as it has bee
clone in thousands of f ubc.-, and yo
may depend upon it that wl.en a c tiiJ4
takes the crouu it is wholly owii.g t
the negligence fjts puixiits. True
coup never appears withou' due sn4
timely warning; a few hours or a daf
or two before the ntlack, the child be
comes hoarse. This har nc.-s is the
first indication of croup, and is a 6;ire
sign tht croup is to follow, uncsc
promptly and propei ly treated. The
free use of ChaniberlainV (Jougk
Keniedy as-"irected Hilh each boilkx
under the headingTi prevent croup,
will dispel all symptoms of the cis
ease. Tbis lirst sign of com;, hcai sc
rees, may lie overlooked by 3 olu
mothers or thnc not lauiiiiar with
the disease. Under such circum
stances, or when not properly !.rciit-d.
thc hoarseness become? more loaiked,
and the child shows tlrbwe symptoms
of having taken cold, then u peculiar,
rrugh cough is developed. Even
this stage Chamberlain's Cwgh' Rem
edy will prevent thc c roup, but after
thc cough has developed the cro: v is
liable to uppcf.r at any moment, ) be
proper way is to keep a tott)e of thic
remedy at hand, it costs but 50 cent,
and only a few dosws, or nt most b
over a third of a bottle, is required te
dispci all symptoms of thc discs.: e
Csn you afford to risk so much for
little There is not thc least damT
in giving this remedy iu large e M
frequent doses, which arc always
qdired, ts It contains no injurious
substance. As proof of this fact ve
refer to John L. Olson, of Dee Moin- a,
whose IS months-old boy diank 1 i.c
entie contents of a 50 cent bottlf f
Chamberlain's cough remedy without
the least injury. Certainly it niM'e
the baby vomit very freely; but af tr
taking a nap he would have been g. 4
tohavcd.ank another bottle of ;i-e
remedy, as he liked it A similar .
stance occurred near. Valley Sprm. a,
Dakota. Mrs, Mattic Johnson s tv 1
year-old daughter, Annie, drank a f 4
bottle of the remedy, without inj'i
This remedy has been thc sole 1
liance of thousands of motheis f r
croup, and csM!cially as a preventi e
;or nianr yearss, and has never hi .
known to fail. It is also invalua -for
colds and whooping-cough, t
sale by Foshay & Mason.
Piles! riles! riles!
Dr William's Ihdian Pile Ointmi
is the only sure cure for blind, ble
ing or itching piles ever discover.
It never fails w cure oid cases of lo
standing,
Judge Coons, Maysville, Ky, sa-:
"Dr William's Indian Pile Ointmc
cured me after years of 6afferlng.'?
. Judge Coffinbury, Cleveland, O.sa
"I nave ound by experience that 1
Williars Indian Pile Ointment gi
immediate and permanent relief.'! ,
We haye hundreds ef such te
menials. Do not suffer an InsU.
longer. Sold by druggists at 50c a
II per box. Sold by Foshay & Ma6.
Albany, Oregon.
The Dalles Times Mountain
says it costs Messrs. Snipes & Al
in the neighborhood of $1,000 1
I J - - f v at
uay ro care lor ana icca in
I stock during severe win'cr weati
j At this rate a long scige of c-
will gnaw a b:g iio!e in r. large ?ty
fortune.