THE MOUNTS HEUALD, SIHSTPArT JTJLX 22, 1888.
Bed and Board.
Jim Sajwall had passed a sleep
less night in a couatry hotel. As
he came down stairs he went to the
landlord and said:
"Mr. Landlord, I believe you ad
vertise to furnish bed and board?''
"Yes, sir."
"Well, every time I turned over
last night I struck the hard side of
a slat. I'm pretty ne8r dead this
morning, and as I've got to come
through this town again next
month I'd suggest that you make
it a little more bed and a little less
board ."
A Busy Lire.
busy banker
A verv busy banker was to be
married to an Omiha girl. The day
came, but the groom did not mater
ialize, and at nine a. ni. this telegram
, was received:
'"For Heaven's sake tell us what is
tie matter. This is your wedding
day, and the hour approaches."
He was scared half out of his wits,
and bounced around like a hen
with her head cut off. Then he
rushed to the telegraph office and
sent this answer:
"Thought I had three days of
grace. Don't let it go to protest
coming en the next train.''
The wedding was late, but it was
a merry one, and all was forgiven.
t3i
FOR WATERMEN.
THE MARKETS.
ALBANY QUOTATIONS.
VYheat-5962
Oats o040c.
Flour $4 pei bbl.
Potatoes 75c.
Eggs '22c.
Butter 20c.
Lard 910c.
Wool i'2lfic.
Hams 10(gl2)gc.
Shoulders 6Sc.
Bacon StlOc.
Hay Timothy, ?12, oats and cheat,
fS.
Apples -Green, ?,11.50 per bu.
Plums Dried, fyjl0c. per &.
Apples dried bleached i)c sundried
Sc.
Chickens $3.502 50
Hides Bcf hides, greer, 5 c, 'dried
10 c : deer skins, 20c; sheep pelts, 10
30c, according to wool.
Beef 34c gross.
Mutton 2 50 per head.
Hogs 5fic, dressed.
Lard Kegs, or, 5 gallon tins, Sjc;
pails, 9c.
PORTLAND MARKETS.
Wheat Quote valley $1 18(51 25:
Walla Walla, dull, $1 101 17
Oats Market dull. Q'.:ot&.47
Flour Valley standards quoted :tt
S4 00, and Walla Vila brands 50?
3 75, superfine 2 5U2 75 per barrel.
Hay Baled timothy quoted at Ki
17 per ton. La
Feed Bran uer ton. SlGfftlS: shorts
3.
C
Al i. ikx whose pursuit
place t..er?i on the w;iter,
such ua Seafarers, Lake
and Hiver Craftsmen,
Yach.hien, Boatmen, &c,
should be guided by what
CAPT. PAUL B0YT0N, the
VorU-rit.iowned Swim
mer, wh.ise autograph is
here shown says,as follows:
"I dor't see how I could
along without St.
fl820; chopped barley, $2425 per
ton.
Barley Brewing,pcr ctJ,'l j'ground
per ton, S2527 5ft.
Hops Quote 0!c per pound.
Butter Choice dairy, iWtC per
iu; urine in rons, U((;;;ic.
Eijjjs Fairly steady: 1 tic per dozen.
Provisions Bacon 10f: lOWc ; hams.
12(Z12Kc; shoulders, Hi 7c.
1 Wool Plentiful. Valley, 1920c;
j Eastern.Oregon, lfiffflSe
Meat Steady, Beef, wholesale, 40'
4eperlb; dressed, Set sheep 4a4,c
per lb; dressed, 7c; hogs, dacssed, iht
7c; veal, 79c.
Potatoes Marketheavy. Per ctl.
75(iiSUc. Burbanks favorite.
McMinnvi Colleie, FORTMILLER & CO.
MC MINNVILLE OREGOX.
Six courses of study two of four
years each, two of three, and two of
two years. Diplomas and certificates
o. graduation giyen. Fine rooms in
college building for young men.
President lives in college I uildimr
and boards with the students, thus
making the school a home.
For catalogues, adaress
T. G.BJtOWXSOX,
i HAVE SOMETHING IMPORT
ANT TO SAY TO'THEIR
CUSTOMERS. THEY
HAVE
i
unfit
fMlNNVILLE:(OLLEGE
Pkesidext.
STEWAET & SOI
Ol
-A FIXE LINE OF
THE FAMILY PHYSICIAN,
FAHRM'S PANACEA,
As a Blood Purifier this medicine is highly
recommended for all manner of chronic or
old standing complaints, eruptions of the
skin, such as pimples, blotches ami rashes,
rinr wrm, tetttr, saltrheum, scald head,
.Scrofula, or King's Evil, rheumatism -iin i;
t he bones, side and head, and al seases
arising from impurity of the blood. The only
genuine is manufactured by S. E. Iiuhbel
successor to Fahrney Kros. & Co. Waynesboro
Pa. Price reduced to 75c. per bottle.
liiiw
IN RICH GOLD FKAJCS.
-AI.S
A full assortment of
-Dealers in-
General
Hardware
3DBf
In Newest Styles, and all kinds of
FURNITUE
OUBBELCARBOUGOiNT-
MCMT is proving to be a fine temed
ill C ill also. Price -2."ic per box
DUBBEL RED THYME PAIN
PlipL ;s the worlds greatest pain remruy I
ww ill. it is used botii internally and ex
ternally and acts like magic. Forpains
cramps in the stomach or bowels it worth
its weight in gold. Price 25c. per bottle
DR. WRIGHTSMAH'S SOV
EREIGN BALM OF LIFE &
sold for several years in the cast and has
proven beyond a doubt to be the greatest
boom tc women, the world has ever knew. It
is for the relief of the pangs of maternity and
the cure of all female complaints, Women
will hail this with joy after they rend the
testimonials in the ' Hrs from hundreds
of women who have use Price il.OOi ner
bottle.
We invite everybody to call and see circu
lars and testimonial of this most valuable of
family medicines. For sale by IJtyoe & Kob
sun ami Brownell A- Stanard.
P. J. Baltimore, General Agent
Wl
Mi
ii Ca
-PUNBRAfi DIIUCCTORS
PROMPT
TTriiTinii rncT.ni CC'LTACCK
kH i tit i lun, ri no t i.oo;nLKituu
"After business hours fcall atj rct'den
corner Fifth and Baker streets.
FINE
A
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1 1 1
rami mmo
llUUUIttl
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G
DAVIS BROS- AND CO.
DKALKRS IN OKXKRAtMKRCHAXDISE.J
S11EDD, LINN Co., 01! EG ON.
get
Jacobs Oil."
Ct-RK.3 .
:l'MATiSM, CRAMPS, ACHES,
PAJNS AND BRUISES.
vfd 6y Dniggifts tin i Defers Every there.
;trls A. V:rf Ifr Co.. Kaltn.. 5Ti
PATENTS
GAYEATS.'TRADEIMARKS AND COPYRiCKTS
Obtained, and all busint'Sh in the U.S.
Patent Office attended to at moderate
fees.
Our office is opposite theU. S. Pit.
ent Office, and we can obtain Pate's 1
in less time than those remote Irom
Washington.
Send model or drawing. We advise
as to patentability free of charge; and
we make uj charge unless we obtain
patent.
We refer here to the Postmaster, the
Supt.of Mocev Ordir Div , and toofti
cials of the U. S. Patent Office. por
circular, advice, terms and refere 3 :es
to actual clients in your own Stat - or
countv, write to
V -i f
Opp Pat. Office. Washington, D, C.
Iron, Steel and Coal
Wagons and Haggles
Hope and Cordage
Blacksmith s 9 Su pplies
Carpenters9 Tools
Hail ders 9 Ha rdware
Powder, Shot, etc.
Giant Powder ti'lase
Saws and Axes.
liis is lb- --i. va ti;e
GENUINE
PEARL TuP LAMP CHiMNEY
All other similar are imitation.
This exact
Label is on
each Tearl Top
Chimnev. A
dealer may say
and think he
has others as
good, BUT HE
has not. In
sist upon the
and Top. b'or sale
Hade only by
Macbeth & Co
Pittsburg, Pa.
6 .V.ii H
H. F. MERRILL,
Banker
ALBANY, - - OREGON
Sells exchange on New York, San
Francisco and Portland.
Buv notes, state, countv and city
warrants. Receive deposits subject to
check. Interest allowed on lime de
posits Collections receive prompt attention
Correspondence solicited.
ISf Office hours from 8 a, r. .o 5r. m
Agent for reliable tire andniarine
in a ) t companies.
Garden and Grrass Seed
Lion County Ban
j Cowan Ralston & Co.
j Ji:VKSK.S TO
Cowan & Cusick
Atd all ImpleiDts Used by Fauci's !
Albany,
Oregon
AGRICULTURAL
DEYOE & ROBSON,
DEPOT
Proprietors
Transat-ts a general bankinp- husiiiess.
Draw siyht limfts on Xcw Ycrk. San Fran
iscoand I'ortland, or.
Loan money on approved security.
Receive deposits suliject to check.
Collections entrusted, to us 11 rec ive
rompt attention.
Farmers MercM
NSURANCE
ALBANY.
OREGON.
rxact Label
evtf v where,
-.rto. A.
Ayer's Hair Vigor lias long hold
the first place, as a hair-dressing,
in the estimation . of the public, j
Jarhes lind this preparation give.
a beautiful gloss to the hair, am!
gentlemen use it to prevent bald
ness and cure humors in the skin:
Have removed (iLto'tht ir new 1 uildirg and have 4 n l.m d for tl.c trade of li-t-
A FULL LINE OF
GARDENER'S AND1 CARPENTER'S TOOLS,
The largest ana be ttt variety of
C O M
A. N Y
Albany
-OP-
Oregon
laniliil Stock 500 000
Dr. J. V. Gaff, physician and Sur
geon, Shedd Oregon.
Received a large invoice of barber
uippliea from' Philadelphia, al
Veireck's barber shop.
STUDEBAKER jSEWTON
FARM "WAGONS, 'HAC25 A2-TD BUGGIES
In the central Willamette Valley,
oiomptly tilled at lowest lutes.
O ders Jrom a distance solicited anr:
m n m
uii. v. m. uiiiuu
Haa accepted the ajrency of Oregon and W.
T. for the A. C. Hairis
Electric Battery
OR J
Little Kentucky Giant.
This hattery an be. used ano kejit in order
it h but tittle study or expense. It is one of
e finest )hy.sia;ins' aim family" batteries in
market. Anyone wishinsr to purchase a
oU bafteiy wpldo well to '."all and -aniit.e
em. The mt Jifal woi" ' airkr-- j(fe the
't .healing power -nty in many
ti.sses, aix' those of a chronic
character The octoi Is prepared to give
e eotrio i treatment. There has been no ex
pense spared in procuring every appliance
liecessary to obtain the b-et curative effect
Troin this potent ag-ent. You will find at his
otlice the Karadicand the Calvanic batter
ies, the Galvanometer, millanipere meter, the
automatic Rhcotome, electric needles, Galva
n Magnet, the -Treat, 'galvanic hair.etc. Per
sons desirinj; to purchase a battery or wishing
electrical treatment, will call at Dr. Jones'
office on Third and Washington streets, Al
hany, Oregon.
Allcnlinn. Thrrslirrnien !
A second-hand seperator and
nearly new ten-horse Plenton oowor
tor sale cheap. For particulars ap
ply to F. M. Rinehart or G. W.
Davis, 8hedd, Orwon.
'You will never miss thewater
'Till the well runs dry." "
If you want a well dug call on E. B.
Davidson. He does prompt work at a
reasonable price. Orders can be left
at this office.
Honesty is the best policy. Next
to it is an accident policy in the
Travelers.
THE
PACIFIC RAILROAD.
AND
Oregon Development Co.'s
Steamship Line'
ANI
22 Hours Less Time.
Than by any other route: ,
First-class through passf-n-rer and freight
from Portland and all points in the Wil
mette Wiley to and from San Francisco.
inois Furniture
PAID II' CAPITAL 3,-.,IOO.
OFFICERS.
President Charles K. Wolverton.
Vice-President J. O. Writsnian.
Treasurer J. W. Cusick.
.Secretary J. K. El.lerkin.
DIRECTORS.
it. Stratum, Uiias. E. Woher
ton. J. L. Cowan, D. B. .Monteitli.
J. W. Cusick, J. O. AVritsman, ,1.
K. Elderkin, Charles Monteith, ii.
F. Simpson.
Safe, Sound, Conservative
A Square Company,
Managed by Square Men,
Patronized by Square People
P&rsonize Home Enterprise
VIYICATIOX CO.ttlUM
Columbia River Route
Trains for the Fast leave rortlandat 10 A. ,v
; nd S P. M. daily. .
TTmrXTTQ to' fr"m Principal
-L J- wXY-Ej J O points in United States,
- Canada and Europe.
ELECANT PULLMAN PALACE CARS'
Emigrant Sleeping aCars Ean Through on
Express Trains
OMAHA,
COUNCIL BLUFFS
and ST. PAUL
I're' of Dliarge and Without Change.
Close Connections at Portland for San Fran
cisco and Pujjet Sound points.
For further particulars inquire of Cnraan &
.MonUith, hirst btreet, Albany. Orejfon.
A. L. MAXWF.LL,
. P. A T. A,
y. II. IIOLCOMR,
4ciK'i':iI Mannsri'.
t?P..i lout- the u. It. X. Co.'s wharf, &t
the foot, of Ihoada'hin street, on Tuesday and
Friday of each week. C. ti. KAWLIXCiS.
Local Auent.
.special It rive
On lawns, embroidered snits and
para sol for tbe week at Montieth
-k eilenuacb's.
J0HI4 SCHMEER'S
Liyery.FeBtt&Sale stable
Corner Second and Ellmort'i Sts .
ALBANY, - - OREGON
Horshs foakdkp hy the day or month. Car
riagvs or hugies on reasonable terms
v6nl
Oregon Views,
CRAWFORD & PAXWN
m mmmum&m
g OF
OREGON.
ARRYTHE FIX EST L1XE OF OREGON
ie-.cin the West. Catalogue sent on appli
cation. i have also ail the negatives of A.B.
I'axton and J. (I. Crawford, ana any one cart
have duplicates from tlicu airejnc.d pricr
ALBANY
pAR
V-'ie
JOHN BRIGGS,
KOSES A. SPECIALTY.
Cemetery lots planted and eartd;for by tha
month or year.
ALU ANY.
a si
OBEGOS
0lttrn" checs just
Brownell it Stanard's.
received at
ALBANY'
Collegiate Institute,
ALBANY, OREGON,
1887
5
.50 to 12.50
PER TERM
private .rmilies at rlrw
Boarn in private .rmilies at - Irw rate-.
Rooms for self-boariiinjr at small expense,
careful supervision exercised lover p
away from home.
For circulars and f ull:J particulars, a
the president,
KEY. ELBERT X. COXDIT, '
Albany, Oreeon "
Overland Tto California
h
use
' Southern
THE
Best
Line
THOS. BRINK.
of Furniture In the Citvof Albrnv !
VIA
Pacific
MOUNT SHASTA
CompaxyV
ROUTE.
THEY CANT 00
NO
8IE!
California express trains run dai! hef ween
Albany and San Francisco. Through time,
35
EOITES
35
Just received at V. F. Read's a full
Jinc of ladies fine muslin underwear,
also sirls' white dresses and infant
elips. Call and see them.
Delaysare'langerous. Ask Winn
for a poliey in the Travelers.
-WHO WANT-
IttlUlT MEATS
Will (to well ?o (;ll! s.hmI. I'..
Hairhr ;f his mitcher h.ip in tiis
t-ifv. lie will sell choi.-e iieats at
ii lioci'al reduction to farmers.
Willamette River Line of teniers
The Wra. M. Hoasr, the N. S. Beutlcy and
the Three Sisters are in service for lioth nas-
senner and freight traffic between Corvallis
jnd Portland and intermediate points, leav
ing company's wharf, Qprvallis, and Messrs.
Hulman & Co.'s wharf, Nos. 200 and 20-2
Front St., Portland, three times each week
is follows:
NORTH BOUND.
Lv Corvallis Mon., Wed. and Fri 10 00 am
Lv Albany Mon , Wed. and Fri 12 00 am
Ar Portland Tues. , Thur. and Sat 5 30 pm
SOUTH BOUND.
Lv Portland Mon., Wed. and Fi. . . s no' m
Lv Albany Tues., Thur. and Sat.. . . 1 M nni
Ar Corvallis Tues , Thur. and Sat . . 4 20 pm
Aiwmouations unsurpassed'tor comfort and
safety. Fares and freieUs via Yaquina and
the Oregon Development company's steam
ships, much less that by any other rome he
ween all points in the Willlamette Valley
nu San Francisco. J
Sailing dates.
... .. FR0M SA-N ANCISCO
Willamette Valley illn. 90
Willamette Valley Jolv
. ..Thursday.July is
Juiv 2y
KROM TAQU1NA.
Willamette Valley
Willamette Vallev .
VVillanielte Valley
ulamette Valley..
Willamette Vallev..
. ...June 2S
I illy 13
...Ju y 24
Tlie company reserve the riirht to ,-han-e
teamcrs r saiHnw datei.'l " "
S. K. Toby, Cen'l F. iiY. ent
5V4 iO!it-. nicrv?srri)t. s?m Fiar.,iscr..;(vl.
llAll.V PASSENGER TRAINS
Fxcept Sumlavs.)
Lv Y.TM-.ina i':;5 a m I i.v .M'l.;,iiv l-rn P y
' Conaliis l."-:-vS . ! " Ci.rva-li I a i- 'y
A' Ait:y !!:: A m I Ar Ya-iuhia r. v
". X C tl.u!:s connect Aik.iiv .-uni i'
-H Wii. JI. H..(;
C. C. V.cr.rr,. Owieral J!a,.er.
Act:: a' U. r. i r.',scit
Corvallis, Orai
Fane Wicker Chairs Louno-es Parlor
Cornice Poles Mirrors Feather
Pillows S-nrino Mattresses,
Window Shades Walnut Exten
sion Tables Suits,
And what, you can't find al other houses, J have it. In faetevery
thing that is kept in a first-class house.
Ash, Maple and Walnut Chamber sets, Chairs,
Spring Beds, Lounge Etc, Etc, at Prices that
CANNOT BE UNDERSOLD.
ALB AN Y . . OREGON
4 :00 m . . Lv Portland . ... Ar. . 10:40 am
8:(K) m . . Lv. Albany Lv . . 7-05 am
7:40 m..Ar S. Francisco. Lv.. (i:ao pn.
Loral Pass. Tralnx Iail Ex. Sunday
8:00 a m . . Lv Portland Ar. . 3:45 pm
2:40 p m. .Lv Albany Lv. .11:35 am
12:40 p m .. Ar. Euyene Lv . . 9:00 am
Lebanon Branch. f
8:10pm. .Lv Albany... .Ar.. 5:45am
8:50 pm.. Ar. Lebanon Lv . . 5:00 am
2:50 pm..Lv Albany Ar.. 2:45pm
1:30 p ni..Ar Lebanon Lv.. 2:00 pin
PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS
Tourists sleeping cars for aecommodatiuti
of second-class passengers attached to ex
press trains.
TheO. 4.C. R R. Ferry makes connection
with all the regular trains on the east side di
vision from foot of F street.
B EU
West Side. Division.
Between Portland and Corvallis.
RWM:ill Trnlnf Daily - ExcepttSunday.
7:30 a in..Lv Portland ....Ar.9.15 a. m
12:25 p m..Ar CorvallisLv. .30 ".30 v. m.
3&
ExpreM Train? Dally Exctpt Sunday.
8:00 pm..Lv...
4:50 p m.. Ar...
. . Portland . . . . Ar. . 9:00 am
..JfcMinnvdle.Lv.. 5.45am
with
At Albany and Corvallis connect
trains of Oregon Pacific railroad.
&t ror lull information rcyardin-' rates
maps, etc-, call on cou.pany's airent " '
R. KOEHLEK, E. P. ROGERS,
Manager G. F. i P. A
BUMmi & KEENEY,
Real Estate, Loan, Collection
AND
INSURANCE AGENTS.
We have for sale
evcro dcsi-ription;
p-oveI and unim;
and correct abfti n-
farm and sfock land-: o:
aio city pu.ps-io, hm
:'ivc.l. Tit'. 8 eamiiut
aw... n . 1 i "l
jj... raiiiesconv.yetl to anv ! nd;w bnv.
; for sik-rrce oi ,1...,. .,!, ,,.,.,-,,,,,,,
I cialtv.
are selling goods at prices which they will not
be able to reach for
1C Years to Come !
HOW IS IT ?
Because we know where o buy, we know how to
buy, and we know how to sell. OUR GOODS never
grow old and shelf-worn waiting ior g(C PROFITS
The Big Merchants
Come to Cs
when they w-ant to lump a big shipment and raise
the wind. We are always ready lor them, and con
sequently we are able to offer bargains which make
the people stare and think Ave are going to fail.
No FeaR of Ttiatfi
re shall keep on doing good for years to come.
WA L LA CE cC THQU PJ
FLINN BLOCK. '
' OtFItB
j ALLAN V,
No. 59 First Strret,'