THE OfiXTyfi 'TTET?ATQ. STHvnAY
SONG OF MIK4D0 CLEVELAND.
"JiehoUl yonr Chief Executive, yo rojtra
slaves, give heed and ist.
On ruling a second
And third time I've reckoned
Protection won't be missed.
-It is my humane endeavor to make a few
States control
All legislation
Within this nation
And the Solid South boss the whole.
' My objects quite subiime
X shali achieve in time
To make each democrat sing the rhyme,
Each democrat sing the rhyuje,
Of the good old Free Trade tune,a
The good old Free Trade tune,
When each poor laoorer worked for a dime
Worked twelve long hours for a dime.
I'm quite surprised that Oregon 'gainst me at
the start has gone;
The Paeinc coast
I've treated the worst
No more could have I done.
1 ju;ir.ered there to the full extent my East
ern Mugwump band;
This demonstration
Of indiffrsation
1 can't therefore understand.
KEFRAtN ETC
The Bourbons of the olden time required
platform strong und steady;
Tin both nominated
And jubilated
K-fore the planks are ready.
1 lie very simple explanation of tnis procef - J
ing's rather brief
This mighty nation
" Depends for salvation
On a red bandana hankerchief.
RKFRA ' i BIC.
San Francisco Chronicle.
III.HOKUI DRIFT.
Nobody but millionaires on tbio
coast can afford to heap coals of
fire on their enemies' head. No
body foresaw wheu that scriptural
injunction was written that a for
giving disposition would ever cost
$10 per ton.
Citizen uMy wife and I have
both got a baa cold, doctor. What
ought we to take?'' Physician
"F.axseed lemonade I generally
recommend." Citizens "'Thanks;
how much will it be?" Physician
"Four dollars, please; two dol
lars apiece."
Mortgages are signed by two
witnesses the same as last year,
and are folded so as to fit the side
pocket. The back taxes are combed
forward and parted on the side
nearest the mortgage. In this
climate mortgages are generally
mature in the winter season.
Seaside hotel proprietor (to sea
serpent in search of an engagement)
"No, I don't think I shall have
any use tor you this season; I've
got the promise of a society actress,
iwo bogus lords, a political con
yeution, and a scandal in high life,
and my bill of altractions is about
i'dll."
Boston dame "If Mr. Sullivan
is going to retire from the prize
ring what are his plans irr the
future?" Editor sporting journal
"Nothing decided yet, madam.''
' I wonder if he would accept a
position in a private family?''
Possible, if the io suits him."
"Well, I wai.t to engage him as a
&ort of household messenger to
carry orders from the boucloir to
the kitchen ."
A Concord lady who recently
sent 50 cents for a box of ribbons
"warranted all silk," in answer to a
Maine firm's glowing advertisement,
received a small lot of worthless
cotton ribbons and a printed card,
which "added insult to injury", by
the inscripton "Some folks expect
the earth for 10 cents."
Aunt Dinah Ef I wa' yo'. Pomp,
I'd try git a job o' white washin'.
Poaipey Yo' jus' understan'
Missus Dinah, dat I'se done come
out as a labor reformer.
Aunt Dinah Den all I'se got
ter say, Mister Pompey, is dat 'tis
mighty lucky dat I owns a wash
tub. KAVI'OU!VILLE XOI E.
Crawfordsvillf., June ? Q
Vv . W . ; lobc, Iuvs iCciimen 1.
'the ;.i:''es and -fj rts eventing
I'oki.i.' iV.v .rable. He his swe-a
iintt ijjieciincus tI goiii neanng (jiianx.
11. T. T. Fis'ner, tlie eutiuty sm
vt'jr ims titiisheil thi work, of re-nr-vevhig
tha town site. Tnis will
mftke-.iC necesisary to move several
fenced. n'l or two buildings,
ywhich were found o be in the screei.
Ou last Tuesday, Mr. Rhode and
'wilts moved to Brovvnsvilie wherj
they o a property which they .li
make their future home.
Walter Lurwell, with one or two
tomp.inions went bear hunting on
Jst Saturday. Thej' succeeded in
killing two; an olu one, and a cub.
Henry HayeB, a young gentleman
-formerly of Iowa, is visiting with the
families of John and Peter Chance.
' There is again some talk of develop
ing the soda springs at this place.
That there is a tine spring here, there
is no doubt; but its present condition
is of very little value.
Quite a sensation was produced on
last Tuesc'ay, by report that Miss
"V ie Chance, a youn girl of sixteen
a daughter of Peter Chance had
t loped with John Edwards daring
Monday night. In some manner the
oniig folks secured a marriage li-
aiice, a.id were married in Albany,
Kiuoe which they have not been hear.i
from ai this writing.
In the matter oi improving the
county road in district 2so. 10, or
dered' that $100 be appropriated
lor siioh ournose.
Train & Whitney printing..
Deyue Ci flobsou, mdse
Jnva8siug election returns.
"Witness fees
Xieo. W. Young Oak Creek
bridge
J. ti. Stine witness fees. . . .
Vmos Harvey aid
A. Brandon fees
K. T. Miller fees
--J. J. Whitney sa!a j
I). S. Smith fees
S 50
30 20
17 20,
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2 00
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2-i :io
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75 0)
10 On
The court adj.mrnod to ine'-r
June 20 1 oVl ..-k U.r t!ie i'ir
,ne of pptfli'H' w i'h t"'1 cierKi.n !
Sheriff' ;m rlo.e th'j i-u in.'-s "f
ct;e fresent o:lk'WS for tnur trim
ol cihee.
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FE.U1.IK BREVITIES.
Mrs. Cleveland has never seen a
horse ace.
Senator Edmunds' daughter is an
artist of ability .
Lady Dudley always sleeps be
tween bhick si'ik sheets.
The Princess of AVales and her
associates are setting the fashion ol
wearing as much jewelry as possi
ble. The belle of Baton Rou;a. La., ti
lady of graceful and ssrtractivn
manners, owns and personally
conducts a job printing office.
There are 21,000,000 w dows in
India. This mnv explain the reason
why English officers consider Indiu
such a dangerous station to be
assigned to.
A lady who died at Marseilles
desired by Her will that her heart
might be placed in the tomb of
her secend husoand, but her body
in her first husband's tomb in
America.
Mrs. John Wauamaker's young
est daughter has at their country
house a little house built on the
grounds, furnished throughout, and
containing everything that another
contains, a kitchen, dining-room,
parlor, chamber, etc., only every
thing is about one-half or one-third
the. usual size. It is very "cute.'"
Race-horse What a hum-drum
life you carriage-horses had. Why.
I am greeted with cheers wherevrr
I appear, and my pedigree has
been orinted in all the papers.
Carriage-horse Pooh! Any fool
of a horse with long enough ears
cid run fast. My glory is not in
my speed, but in my brains.
"Brains, eh?"
"Yes; I've been driven by a
woman for five years, and haven't
let her run me into anything vet.'"
Brown You are looking bright
and happy this morning, Dumley.
Dumley Yes. I'm out of debt at
"fist. Every bill I owed was out
liwed yest rday. I tell you, Brown,
a mau feel like a man when he is
square witu the world.
Discoveries .More Valuable Than
;1I.
Are Santa Abie, the California dis
covery for Consumption and Diseases
of the Throat, Client and Lungs and
California Cat-K-Cure, the only guar
anteed en re for Catarrh, Cold in the
head and kindred cmnulaints. They
are sold at $1 per pm-Uage, or three
for :2.ol) and are recommended and
used by the leading physicians of the
Pacific" Coast. No seerel compounds.
Guaranteed hy Foshay fc- Mason.
Rreat English taeiiy,
'i'Faile Mart,
Murray's S.Kcific
A ifi'aranteed cure for u'l'
lu'nons tiiKrasfts. Piu-h at
S'e:.k Memory, Loss of Brain
I'.-w-r, Hysteria, Headocbe,
Pain in the B.ck, Nervous
Prostration, Wa!; e mtness,
Before laKing. twic Sen,inai Wfakness, Im
iifrtincy and .n-noini loss cf powrr of tHe
Geiioiarive Ura:i-- in either sex cansed l
inuUi're.ion or over-exei tion, ami which i:s
timatelv lead to Premature Trate 3lf.rU.
Uid Ajje, Insanity and Con
sumption. S1.C0 a box or six
boxes for So. 00. Sent by mail
on reetipr of price. Full par
ticulars in pamphlet sent free
to every appli ant.
We Guarantee Hoxcs
to cure any ease. Vor every
5.00 order received we setid
siv boxes, with a wrlt,,-'"ftft6r T a !
guarantee to refund the money if otirSpe'.'iS'i
'lot's not effect a cure. Address a'l c..mtm-nici'tion-i
to the ule Manura-t ure -. 'lla
Murray v-U'einc "o., Kansas. Crv. M i.
tfSold in Albany by Foshay Ko-Hay i
Mason, sol agents
THE
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Steamshio Line
.AND
22;Hours LesslTime.
Than by any other route:
First class through passenger and freit'lit
from Port'and a id all points in the Wil
amette Wiley to anil from San Franeisco. .
Willamette River line of Steamers
TheWm. M. Hoajt, Mu jS. c. tJeuticy and
the Three Sisters are in service for both ps
senser and freight -traffic hetween Corvcllis
ami Portland and intermediate points, leav
ing company's wharf, Corvallis, and Mes'rs.
Htilman Co. s wharf, Nqs. 200 ana 202
Kront St., Portland, three times each week
as follows:
NORTH BOUXD.
Lv Con allis Mon., Wed. and Fri 10 00 am
Lv Albany Mon , Wed. and Fri 12 00 am
A r Portland Tues Th ur. and Sat ... . 030 pm
SOUTH BOl'SD.
Lv Portland Mon., Wed. and F'i. . . . S 0CJ m
Lv Aloanv Tue-f., Thur. and Sat 1 "20 pm
Ar Corvailis Tues., Thur. and Sat. . .'.4 0 pm
Arcomodatio.is unsurpassed'for comfort and
safety. , Far..8 ai d freiL-l.;s via Yaiina an1
:he Oreifon Development company's steam
ship?, much less that hy any other route be
inw, all points in the Willlamette alley
ind San Francisco. ,
Sailingdates.
FROM SAN ASCISCO',
Willamette JValiey . . .
Willamette Valley.
Willamette Valley ...
Willamette Valley
April -20th
.Thursday, -May 10th
Miv T-
May 3-s;
FROM YAQl-IXA.
Willamette V'allev lfa.v r,?'1
Willamette VaiK-v May 1'itn
Willamette Valley Ia.v -H'
The company reserve the rhriit tolchang:e
teamers or saiHifjr dates.
S. B. Tonv, Gcn"l K. i: P. A-.ent.
10 MontgonicryNtreef., S:in Francisco, Cat
daiit rASSF.xr.Kti trains,
Kxcept Sundays.)
Lv Ya'f.iina ti::o a ji !' Aliy 1 '' '
ConaMis l::s a m Coi.-adt )' t" r
r Aiiiany U:I; a m ' Ar Yannina s-r0 P. "
(). C. trams connect ".it Al'.'.r.uv and i'nr-
v.-ill tf-tS-iV M-
O. O. Hoci-k. Oetitrai Manasrer.
Actiii--" t. F. & P.".sreut
Corvailis. Oregon
Magi-yeast at Erownell & Stanard's.
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jgfr PERFECT CjAg
STEWAET & . SOI
-Dealers in-
General
Hardware
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Iron, Steel and Coal
Wagons and Buggies
Hope and Cordage
Blachsm iths ' Supplies
Grarden and
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THOS. BRINK.
Best Line of Furoitoe Id the City of AJbrny !
Fancy Wicker Chairs Lounges Parlor
3 Cornice Poles Mirrors Feather
IPillows Srino Mattresses,
7r7
Window Shades
sion Tables Suits,
And what you can't find at other houses, I have it. In faeteverj -thing
that is kept in a first-class house.
Ast, Maple and Walnut Chamber sets. Chairs,
Spring Beds, Jounge Etc., Etc., at Prices that
:;C A N N OT BE UNDERSOLD, f
ALBANY ' - - ; OREGOIS
AGRICULTURAL DEPOT
D EYO E & ROBSON, Proprietors
ALBANY,
Have removedlintoltheir new huilfling and have on hand for the lrr.de of lec
A FULL LINE OF
U; MNER'S AND CARPENTER'S TOOLS,
The largest and bestivariety oi 1
STUDEBAKER 1 1SEWTON
FARM WAGONS, HACZ5 AND BUGGIES
In the central Willamette Valley. Orderfjirom ajdistaneesolicited.and
niomptly lilled at lowest rates. , - .
Ad all Implements Used by Farmers!
o;e!'n n .e
proven in millions' of homes
for more 1L.u a quaiter o
a cent ry. It is use(" bythe
United states government'
Endorsed by the heads oi
the grcatuniversities as the
Strongest, Purest, and mo. t
Healthful. Dr. Pike's ii.e
Cream Baking Powder
does not contain Amnionic,
Lime or Alum. Sold onl
PFICE BAKING IWVDEH
COMPANY,
NEW TOKK. CHICAGO,
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Carpenters' Tools
Builders' Hardware
Powder, Shot, etc.
Giant Powder C Fuse
Saws and Axes.
Grrass Seeds
ure House!
Walnut Exten-
OREGON.
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CUSTOMERS. THEY; !
P A FINE LINE OF
Qirrnnft'
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IN; RICH G0LDJ FRAMES.
A I. SO
A full assortment of J
n Newest styles, and all kinds oi
FINE FURNITUE
Upholstered Goods.
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Cowan, Ralston &. Co.,
SUCOESSOKS TO
COWAN v& CUSICK
Albany, - - Oregon
Transacts a general hankinr husiness.
Oraw siijht drafts on Xew Vc;--. San Frai:
iscoatul I'ortlanrl, r.
Loan money on approved security.
l-ieceive deposits subject to check.
Collections entrusted to il rec iv
ronnit attention. .
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Albany - Oregoi
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OFFICKRS.
Fresident Charles K. AVoivenon.
Viec-rresident J. (.). Writsman.Sj
Treasurer J. W. Cnsick.
Secretary J. X. Flderkin.
DIRECTORS.
i. f-tralian, t lias. E. AVolver
ton, J. L. Cowan, D. 11. Monteitii.
J. W. Ctwck, J. O. Writsman, .
K. KJderkin, Charles Monteith, C:
F. Sini)son.
Safe, Sound, (loiiservatiYE
A Square Company,
$M an aged by Square Men,
Patronized by Square People
Farsonize Heine Enterprise
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Oregon & California Rilroai
And Connections.
THE MOUNT SHASTA ROUTE.
California express trains run d
Albany and San F-iancisco. Thr
between
time.i
35
35
H O XT S
4:00 m. .Lv Portland Ar.. 10:40 an
8:00 in . . Lv Albany Lv . . 7-05 an
7:40 m..Ar S.. Franeisco. Lv. . 0:30 pn
Loral I'nss. Trains Daily Ex. Sunday
8:00 a m. .Lv .Portland Ar. . 3:45 pm
2:40 p m. .Lv .Albany Lv. .11:35 an:
12:40 o m. .Ar F.inrenc Lv. . 9:00 an
Lebanon Branch.
8:10 p m..Lv Albany .Ar.. 5:45 an:
8:50 p m. . Ar Lebanon Lv.. 5:00 am
2:50 p ni . . Lv Albany Ar . . 2:45 pm
1 :36 p m . . Ar Lebanon. . . . . Lv . . 2 :00 pm
PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPER?
Excursion sleepers for second-class pas
sengers on all through trains free of eharjre
The O. & C. R R. Ferry males connection
with all the regular trains on the east side di
vision from foot of F street.
Wrst SiIlivision.
Between Portland and Corvailis.
Mail Train Dally-Except Sunday. ffc.
7:30 a m . . Lv. Portland Ar.;9.15 a. ni
12:25 p m.. Ar CorvallisLv. .80 1.30 y. m.
Express Train Dally Excipt Sunday.
S:00pni..Lv Portland Ar.. 9:00 am
4:50 p in. . Ar McMinnviHe.Lv. . 5.45am
At Albany and Corvailis connect with
trains of Oregon Pacific railroad.
2TFor full information reyardhijr rates,
maps, etc-, call on con pain 's airent.
R. KOEHI.EK, E. P. KOfiERS.
Manager G. F. iVP.-A
8U iXCfT & KEENEY,
Real Estate, Loan, Colection
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INSURANCE AGENTS.
We have for sale frm and stock lands"of
evero description; ai.-o city proprio, in)
p-oved and uniiiiprovod. Titles r-vunincii
:md correct abstracts f'irnishrrt to any prop
erty Parties cur.vtyed tu any lands we liacc
;'nr"s i!o;ree of ebarae. Co!'.ectioi:s a stic-i
cialtv.
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; PROMPT ATTESTlOt,F.RSTUSS KEAF.St
-tf After boKncss hcuvs ."fll at. cs den
i corner Fifth and Baker streets.
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Li8ry,Feed & SaleStaMe,
Comer Second and EUmorlJi fits .
ALBANY, - . - OIlKGoy
HORSM BOAiiiiKD by the day or month fer
riages or bUK'ieo an rea.-onabic terms
virvi
Oregon Views,
CRAWFORD & PAXT0N,
TH&PE0T06RAPM8
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ALBANY - - - OREGON.
CAilRY THE FINEST Ll.VF. OF OREO'.X
Mj.vein the West. Cata:ogne scnt.cn appli
cation. W, ha'e also ail the negatives of A.l?.
Paxtcn and J. G. Cra.vicrd, ana any one c;-r.
haie duplicates from theu attmlucttl jirkos.
JOHN BRIGGS,
TLQEIST,,
Roses a. Specialty.!
Cemetery lots planted and caredor by the
month or year. i-"-? 1 rS
ALBANY,
OK EG OS
DAVIS BROS- AND CO.
IlEALKRS IS GENERAL MERC!IASDISK.
SUE AD, LI XX Co., OUEGQS.
ALBANY
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ALBAW,
OREGON.
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iA Full Corps of Instructors,
Claswuttl, ' sclent he, liveraiy, coiiin.'srt:
and ni'rrr.al clas'-ts. "cs -f stu.'V
i raif-'cd to meet tiif revos aii t ra :t
i stinK'iits. . btcial iuiiu' crn rls cBcr-ii
1 students 'rem aepcad. 'I oiti-' n r:'n::es :rO
5.50 to 12.50
I'KR TERM
IToard in privafe nnniiios at f Irw- r:i.!o
Rooms for elf- boaiilin at mtmll -xjrnsiiT
irarcfai suiicrvisiou txercssetl ever p
away from '.'time. '.'
For rirotVnrs and full . particulars," a
the president,
KEY. ELEEUT N. C0NO1T.
Albany, Oregon 3
THE FAMILY PHYSICIAN,
IFAHRM'8 PANACEA
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As a Blood Purifier this rr.ctlMRC is btvlily
reenvnended for all nianricr of cbroi;c -.1
v'.i stantlhig cotnplaim.s. ci uptions oi r.v
skin, s ich as piuipies, Motrin s and rat'a,
ri-jr worms, tetttr, salt ibeum. wa!d iiead,
Scrofula, or King's Evil, rbemratisn' "lin u
tl:e bones, side and head, and al sea.-cs
a- isinir from impurity of the. blood. The onlv
genuine is mar u'actdred hy .S. E. lsul.be
saccessorto rahrney liros .vCo. Waynesnoro
Fa. Price reduced to 75e. per bottle.
i DUBBEL CARBOLIC O'NT-
RSCUT is proving to he a Hue .emcd
ElICllI also. Price 25c per box
DUBBEL RED THYME PAIN
Alinr is the woi Ids greatest pain remedy
UUltC it is used both internally and ex
ternallv ami acts like masic. For pains
cramps in the stomach or bowels it 'vorth
its weight in gold. Price 2nc. per bottl'-r
DR WRIGKTSMAN'S SOV
hRElGN BALM Uh Llht
Has
been
rJA fnr several vears ill the cast and has
woven bevond a doubt to be the rreatest
boom to women, the world has ever kn;. It
is for the relief of the pangs of maternity ,h:o
the cure of all female complaints, Vo:..t-n
will hail this with joy after they read t be
testimonials in the ' 'ars from hundreds
of women who have use Price sl.TO per
OR SHORT LINE &
UXION PACIFIC RR.
I Shortest aucl htst route to all j j
points cast and south. PuHmad
Palace cars. Emigrant or fam- ,
ily sleeping cars all 'he way J
through from Portland t'
Council Bluffs and KansasCity
without change. Thef-e cars
are free of charge. For further ;J
particulars regarding rates, etc
inquire of Curran & Monteith,
agents, Albany, Oregon
Iislntinf ParlntTsliip-
vfoTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE.
1M partnership heretofore existiii" between
Frank L Kenton and C. E. Chase, knowu as
Kenton & Chase, Grocers, Albany Oregon, is
this dav dissolved by mutual consent, C. E.
Chase retiring. F. L Kenton will contin.ie
t he business, collect all bums due, and pay
all debts M tiie same.
F. L. KENTON.
C. E. CHASE.
""lbany IMay 15" 1SS8
MRS-' EMMA O CONNc
Fine Ivlilliner--
Opposite'Rf tre House
A BONDI& SON,
Dealers in
MeroMnaice:
general
IrviitS'. I.ane ' - rrii
Ati lv TTnnt has a smod fwonl :
hand hay press for sale cheap.
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