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VOL 20.
COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TUESDAY. JUNE 16, 1903.
John F. Hall,
H
1903
SEASON.
Marble and Stone Warts
| 8 y p h ilis. in all it
|fornis, Skin Diseases.
■ N e r v o u s D ebility,
Im potency, Seminal Weakness and Loss o f
M anhood, the consequence o f self-abuse
and exoesses producing the following sympa
toms: Sallow countenance, dark spots un
der the eyea, pain in the head, ringing in
the ear«, loss o f oonfldenoe, diffidence in
Approaching strangers, palpitation o f the
heart, weakness o f the limbs and back, loss
o f memory, pimples on the fa ce, oonghs-
consumDtion etc.
DR. GIBBON has practised in San Fran
o i m o orer 87 year* an j those troubled should
not fail to consult him and recoive the ben-
t o f his great skill and experience. The
ctor cures when others fa il. Try him.
CURES G U ARAN TEED. Persons cured
at home. Charges reasonable. Call or
write.
D R . J . F . GIBBON,
825 Ksarner str®ft. S in Francisco
Dram Normal.
On a Mountain Trail.
Now as Oliver happened to have I climbed wa) out on the rough
an order of business in his pocket rocks, and being moved by the
Bv R obert R oland .
already prepared;
his appoint scene, recited Lord Byron’s "Apos
J . Curtis Snook, D. D. S.
ment was a good hit to get busi- trophe to the Ocean.”
My com
fContinned from last week.)
ness along, and the committee hav rade had not followed me out on
Office ever Johnson, Dean & Co’e
It is a kindly favor which our ing consulted a moment, reported the rocks, for he was an elderly
market. Coquille, Oregon.
“ great and good government,” al the following;
portly gentleman, but I made him
lows the bachelor rancher, when it
hear all right, and when I had con
O rueh of B usiness . T. T. C.
permits him leave his claim each
cluded, he rewarded me with a
JJ G. D. Holden,
1—Call
to
order
by
the
President.
year for some months to the ten
hearty band clapping,—and by the
der mercies of the wavfarer. Why? 2 — Roll call of officers and mem way, I have given that same reci
L a w yer.
Why because, until he has partially bers.
Readiug the minutes of tation
last to both of the great oceaus
Justice of the Peace,
City Recorder. cleared his land, and can raise a 3—
at many different points, in many
meeting.
TJ. s . C o m m i s s i o n e r , part of his living, he must go out,
Election of new members. coast states, and to all of the great
get a job somewhere in a saw mill, 4—
General Insurance Agent.
lakes, Lake Superior being the
5—
Miscellaneous business.
nr lumber camp, or teach school,
Notary Public.
last, and the time and place, the
or fall to, for a consideration, and C— Program of the evening. Reci basis of my story.
Office in Robinson Building!
tations, songs, stories, or debate,
help
some
more
fore
handed
man
C oqu ille , O reoon .
It was in August, and return
Critics report.
clear up his ranch, that he mny 7—
“ Motion to adjourn will be ing in we stumbled upon the late
earn, and “ pack” in the yrub, which 8—
Fourth of July celebration grounds
is to sustain his own arduous en order.”
J. Sherwood,
All of which being accepted and with it’s seatings, and all, ns ar
deavor.
adopted by formal vote.
Alonzo ranged for that event, where we lit
It is thus that the lonely man on Argyle arose and said:
our cigars, and sat down for a mo
Attorney - at Law-.
the trail at certain seasons of the
“ Mr. President: I notice that the ment. YVe had not been there long
OQUiLLE C it y , C oos C ounty , O rboow . year, finds every latch Btring out,
order of business just adopted pro when I noticed a blue coated man,
and for the most part— nobody at
Notary 1 ublio.
vides for a ‘Critic’ which is a very wearing a military cap, approach
home.
The owner is out some proper officer for our club to have. ing very cautiously.
He would
where, earning the wherewith to The United States has a vice Presi stop at a safe distance aud peer at
stock up his larder.
When he be dent, and we should have one al us, and then circle round, and
gins to have live stock about him, so, because our honored President stop again, a little nearer.
I was
and pigs and chickens, it makes may sometimes be absent, or down somewhat surprised at his manner
A ttorn ey . at - l a w , but little difference.
Cattle will on the program, where he certain of approach, and kept my eye on
M ARSHFIELD, OREGON.
get their own living most of the ly should have his turn about with him as closely as he did his on us.
year.
The pigs ‘‘root hog or die
the rest of us.
He don't want to Finally his last halt being about
Desleí in R ksl E stât » o f »II kinds.
while the chickens, like other bi be presiding all of the time; bet the width of a street away, I spoke
peds we know of—must “ scratch for I wouldn’t if I was in bis boots, to him, saying:
J. E. HAYNES.
SHAD HUDSON,
a living.”
and therefore I move that we pro
"Good evening Captain.”
Thus it was, that tho youug ceed to the election of a Vice Presi
“ Good evening sir.”
Hudson & Haynes,
homesteader;
whose guests we dent aud Critic.”
‘‘Very pleasant this evoning Cap
were, and who was also a brother
“ Mr. President, I support the tain.”
“ YVont you have a cigar?”
lin in g and Real Estate Agents of the “ golden links,” vras outside
motion,” said Marion Morrison, in
He
then
came cautiously np to
Eckley, Curry County, Oregon.
at work in a saw mill, when the a very dignffied and proper man where wc sat, his eyes, still watch
AVE valuable Mine«, Farm«, Btook
T.
T.
C.
camped
on
his
prem
ner.
Ranches and Timber Lands for sale.
ing me as closely as ever cat did a
ises.
“ Any remarks,” called the Pres mouse, excepted the cigar and sat
House and 6 aores o f land well improved
The evening program was built ident. “ If not. the question will bo down.
Wilbnr, Douglas county, Or., for sale,
exchange for property in Myrtle Point up with recitations and songs,
taken,” nnd so twas done, where
“ Been down to the lake shore?”
game of “ hide-and-seek” abont the upon the chair announced the next
said be, with an interegation point
big camp fire, with Uncle Robert in order would be the nomination
in each eye?
down tor a story, when the party and election of a Vice President,
“Oh yes: went out there to see the
should come together in the called for nominations, and Annie
sun set Lovely sight.”
“ shuck” for a parting good night. Ashland proposed the name of Ca
“Did you see any one out there?”
Frankie Faithful proved her abili leb Careful.
Florence Finish was “ No one but ourselves sir.”
ty as secretary by formulating the also nominated, but declared she
“ YVell, thats mighty queer, my boy,
program, tho particular abilities of was not competent, and asked to be
a fourteen year old lad, eame run
each member beiDg well known to excused, and Ray Royal being
ning in a short time ago, and said
her, if we possibly except “ Uncle named, said he’d resign his mem
there was a crazy man out there od
Robert,” and that she guessed at, bership rather than except it, and
a rock, hollering, and taking on
but as soon as the Club was called upon calls for the question, and
awfully, and he guessed he was go.
to order, and before tho program shouts of “ Caleb, Caleb,” that
ing to drown himself.”
was taken up, Clarence Clearsight Careful youth was unanimously
Then my fat commercial acquain
Let’s
W ade Right into being prompted thereto by an older elected Vice President of the T. T.
head, moved that an order of busi Club, and there being no oppo tance almost rolled off the seat, so
the Subject-
ness be adopted, and a standing sition, Fannie Friendly was in like explosive was his mirth: while the
“ Crptn’ n” looked worderingly on,
The 1903 season will be tho great committee of three(we never had manner chosen Critic.
more than sure perhaps that some
est bicycle season ever known. The half seats enough, unless we sat on
The
program
was
now
taken
up,
one was crazy now. As soon as I
finest equipped and most up-to-date the floor, or ground) to be known
but the club was so eager for a
could speak I told him I was tho
wheels that Coquille riders ever laid as the “ Program Committee,” be
a game of “ Hide and seek,” in the
crazy man and that I had only been
their eyes on will be kept in stock elected, of which the secretary
moonlight, after all had joined in
making a little speech to the calm old
at right prices, and if you want one should be “ chairman.”
Ringing “ America,”|and adjournment
say so.
Tliis called forth quite a lively was had for an hour’s romp among lake! Then it was bis turn to be
We want your trade, and we are discussion, but at last the motion the trees and stumps in that game amused; and bis cautious mode of
entitled to it, because we have prevailed, nnd then Roger Rumple, of all games for a pleasant moon approach full, explained, The joke
was on me, I have doubtless done
good goodH, right prices, and can who had not been heard from late light night.’
many crazy things, but this was the
serve you well. You don’t expect ly, arose and addressing the chair
It seemed like those nieces and first, last, and only time, I was ever
anymore, but you want that much, with a good deal of dignity, wanted
nephews
of mine would never tire taken for a ‘crazy man.’
to know how these committees were
don’t you.
They hsd had a goodly
to be appointed, “ lor” he added “I out.
I bad never recited the “ Apostrophe
To be brief, try us and our goods,
think we will have to have a com tramp that day, and it was now to the Ocean.” since that August
and our way of treating you, and if
after
eight
o
’clock,
and
they
were
mittee on ‘order of business,’ be
evening iu '91 without telling this
you like us try us again. We want
fore the work can be done proper starting in as fresh as ever, but Btory on myself; and then—when
your business. Enough said.
with the understanding that they
ly.”
would promptly answer my whis the laugh had subsided: tho recita
Leep & Fish.
It is found, in
“ I move the chair appoint the tle, and gather at the “ shack” to tion followed.
committees,” said Billy Billings, conclude the evening.
Meanwhile Cbilde Harold’s Pilgrimage; the
which motion was duly seconded by I looked to the fire, the hour soon first line bring gently in keeping,
coos b a y
Alice Artless.
passed, and they all gatheredjin, to with the presont surroundings of
“ Mr. President.” Johnnie Jame henr Uncle Robert’s story, which the ‘great nnd only’ T. T. C.
son was now on his feet, and be be prefaced by saying, that by to There is n pleasure in the pathless woods;
There is a rapture on the lonely shore;
ing recognized by the chair,— “I morrow noon, we would be at our There
is society where none intrudes.
C. W. PATERSON, Prop.
By the deep sea, and music in its roar.
get up to a point of order.
Billy head quarters on Jones river, and
I
love
net
man tho less; bnt Natnre more
Billings didn’t respectfully address as then we would rest up for some
From these our interviews, in which I steal
M anofaotarer o f Marble Monuments. Head
the
c.hai>,
as
our
constitution
days before taking any more tramps; From all 1 may be, or been before,
stones. Tablets, etc.
To mingle with the universe and feel
cemetery lots enclosed with atone coping he shall.”
there would be more
time for What
I oan ne’er express, yet cannot all
or curbing. Iron railings furnished to or
hunting,
fishing,
club
work,
and
oonceal.
“
Oh
bother!”
muttered
Billy
der. Correspondence solicited from parties
story
telling.
That
then
for
one
The recitation occupied but a few
itin g in the country or other towns who hidiDg bis head behind his hat.
may wish anything in my line o f business
“ The point o f order is well taken. evening he would tell them a story moments; though there were nutner
\CuiiTPt»n)
O bpo
There’s no question before the of war time, a good long story, that ous stanzas. It was ten o ’clock,
house” promptly ruled the Presi would use up the entire time of one but there was not a drooping head
session, “ but for tonight my dears, in the crowd; howsoever much they
To tlxe "Ü mortunate dent.
“ Mr. President,” (Oliver Optic I ’ll make it short, and give you a should have been in dreamland.
now took a hand)
“ I renew Mr. recitation, “and thereby hangs a
YY’e did not have to be moving
Dr. Gibb n Billings’ motion. He meant all tale,” and this is that:
very early, as four miles more com
T hf . S hort S tory .
pleted our journey. All woro soon
T his old reliable ana right, but forgot.*’
most su ccessfu l spec
“ Oh shoot it,” murmured Billy,
The “ nub” of this story is on laid away for the night: the boys and
| ialist in San Frstois-
Foo, still continues to " l don’t like it rubbed in.”
your old Uucle, my dears, but it’s I, seeking our raatresses, on the hay
[ onre all S exup! and
none the less good on that account, mow, in the barn: leaving the girls
“
Mr.
President
I
support
Mr.
S em inal Diseases,
Isnch as Gonorrhes- Optic's
motion," chirruped Al and you know it’s never allowable in full posesriou of the “ shack” and
|G l c e t , S t r ; o t n re, ice.
| ‘to spoil a good story for relation the clieerfu! fire.
D E N T I S T
NO 49
Coquille Furniture
The third commencement of the
Normal under the present manage
ment occurs Thursday, June 11th.
The year has been the most pros
perous of the three, and the at
tendance the best.
In February we sent a large «fines
before the county board of examin
ers, all of whom passed with good
J - G - F is h A S o n s , P r o p s -
margins.
One state certificate re
MANUFACTURERS of Butter Boxes, Cubes, Apple and Fruit Boxes,
sulted.
Cabinets, Tables, Counters, Store Fronts, etc.
Calls for teachers have been
Turning YV’ork a Specialty.
All Orders given
greater than before and have far
prompt Attention.
exceeded the supply.
The review class will be contin
ued; it has been a boon to many.
YVe have a business course unsur
passed in the state.
It is fasci
nating, thorough, and practical.
Our graduates succeed as teach
ers.
Every department of work is
strong, and our students are of
the best.
Drain is still a state school, sup
GOLDEN B U IL D IN G ,
COQU ILLE C ITY
ported by state appropriation, is
suing diplomas that have a mean
3C©ep
con
sa
n
tly
on
H
a
n
d
I
F
’reela. INCeat,
ing in Oregon. No sham work is
done.
For information address
of-A-u ¡Kinds.
J. H. O rcutt ,
President.
and BOX FACTORY
Drone &
Butchers,
C a n n e d B e e f a n d P ic k le d P o r k
All roads lead to San Francisco
in August, 1903, and to the 37th
Natirnal Encampment, G. A. R.,
which promises to be the greatest
event in the annals of that patriotic
organization and in the history of T h e la t e s t in
California as well. The people of
San Francisco are prepared to a
commodate the vast throng that is
expected to sojourn within their
gates during the Encampment. To
a t M s . G« I j . M o o n ’s
see the brilliant llluminatien of the
-
city, coupled with other unusual
You
will
find
the
latest
in
spring
and summer Milliner y
attractions, will be worth the trip.
The principal feature of the electric at my store.
al displry will be the courts of hon
Dress Trimming and Fancy Goods in General. Stamp
or, of which tere are to be quite a
ing
done
to order.
number spanned across the inter
sections of the principal streets.
Each consists of a canopy of dazzl
ing lights suspended in mid sir far
Sanderson Building near the Wharf.
above tho ground, from which will
extend blazing streamers in grace
ful loops, reaching to the ornament
al pillars ou the sidewalk. Between
these courts of honor and extending
for maoy squares beyond them in
every direction, garlands with myr
iads of iucandescents will span the
streets, making night brighter even
even than day and revealing the
wonderful sights of San Francisco,
in which the queen of the pacific
abounds.
Cash Paid for Hides in any Quantity
M IL L IN E R Y
Mrs. C. Moon
1903
Q O O S QOUNTY
flC A D EM Y
1904
Apparently the western rivers
have taken the President’s enthusi This school, whioh has been in successful operation during eight months
astic talkes on the benefits to be de
of the past school year, will open its Seoond Anneal
rived from irrigation too seriously.
Session Monday, October 5, and continue for Eight
President Roosevelt indignantly
Months.
denies that he kissed any babies on The Following Courses are Offered:
his trip. That story was probably COMMON SCHOOL,
NORMAL,
the result of some reporter’s ex-
HIGH SCHOOL,
ACADEMIC,
huberant imagination.
COMMERCIAL,
MUSIC,
Olives and olive oil to the amount Tuition per Term of Twelve Weeks, Payable in advanoe:
of $2,000,000 a year are bought
from the producers in Europe and Common School Course, Grades 1 to 4 ................................$ 6 00
**
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5 to 7
................................ 7 50
meanwhile the California olive grow
“
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8 .................................
8 00
ers are having difficulty in dispos
ing of their product.
YVhen the Normal Course ................................................................... $8 00 to 10 00
now law, which prohibits the impor High School Course, Grade 9 to 11 ............................................ 8 50
tation of cotton seed oil and peaunt- Academic Course, Grades 12 to 1 3 ............................................... 9 00
oil as olive oil, goes into effect the Commercial Course, Elementary .......................................................10 00
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“
Advanced .......................................................... 12 00
situation may be change«!.
Vocal and Instrumental Music 25 cents to 50 cents per Lesson.
The French Department of A g
A reasonable redaction will be made to students desiring to take
riculture has made a wonderful d is
a
mixed
Course.
covery. It is a variety of potato
Special inducements will be given to a limited number of teachers
imported from Uraguay. Under
cultivation it bas become sweet and bearing Certificates and taking the Normal Course.
mealy. It is not affected by frosts
Circulars with full Courses of Study issued soon.
For furtlie
and its leaves are poison to the
particulars
call
on
or
address
common potato bag which dies af
.A.. H. nvEXTXjHZE'X', Superintendent.
ter eating a very little of them. It
keeps well in storage and is unaf
Coquillo, Oregon.
fected by rot The French have
named it the oommerson.
Ills
STEEL PENS
liR N t H o p e R e a l i s e d .
[F)om the Sentinel, Oebo, Mont.]
Iu the first opening of Oklahoma
to setters iu 1889, the editor of this
paper was among the maoy seekers
after fortune who made the big
race one fins day in April. During
his traveling about and afterwards
his camping upon his claim, he en
countered much bad water, which,
together with the severe heat, gave
him a very severe diarrhoea which
it seemed almost impossibleto check,
and along in June the case became
so ba«l he expected to die. One
day one of his neighbors brought
him one small bottle of Chamber
lain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy as a last hope. A big dose
was given him while he was rolling
about on the ground in great agony,
and in a few minutes tho doss was
repeated. The good effect of the
medicine was soon noticed and with
in an hour the patient ^vns taking
his first sound sleep for a fortnight.
That one little bottle worked s com
plete cure, and he cannot help but
feel grateful. The season for bowel
disorders being at hand suggests
this item. For sale by R. 8. Kttowl-
ton.
I RH Q iu la e H n «, Medium and
THE STANDARD P EN * EVERYWHERE.
IO U O ly ie S
proud Points.
It was a dozen years ago
And if the reader, who has fol
“ The question is on the motion ! sake.’
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of Mr. Optic, that the committees j this cominR summer, I was in the
be appointed by the chair. All who j Upper Peninsula of Michigan, way ous,of nlayiny vnlh the crowd until the
are in favor o f____ ”
j UP in the Lake Superior region, end. will find a truthful continua
“Mr. Presideut, ud sDnke f ’ har- 811,1 88 there wa8 ODe cou n tr? in tion of this “ talc of a trail” in these
ley Crane: “ aint the r niiMt'
question op?o that part of the state I had never columns next wesk.
visited, I determined to go there.
for discussion? YVe don’t want to
THE
It was Keweenaw country, the most
Bob Burdette says club women
get into such a rush, and the chair
northern
in
that
great
state,
and
make
the
best
wives,
which
is
after
has no right to strangle discus
the town I aimed at was Eagle all, a very pretty compliment to Mrs
sion.’’
Harbor. You can look it up on Burdette.
3 S S *?»-
“ I beg the Club’s paidon.” re your maps sometime. I had spent
It would by unjust to attempt to
sponded the president.
“ Certainly several days at the great Calumet
the question is open for discussion and Hecla Copper mine, the mar judge the course of the Postmaster
if any body’s got anything to say. vels o f which, in machinery, and General without taking into consid
It was I who forgot this time," and productivness, I could not tell all eration his previous training.
Billy Billings’ head came out from about in one evening, and from
Dr. Lorenz has pulled the legs of
behind his hat. and his face had au which point I took the stage for a good many Children into place
expansive grin upon it.
Eagle Harbor.
It was a pleasant but incidentally, he has pulled the
ONE-THIRD EASIER-
But no olio wanted to discuss the day’s drive, and brought me *o my noses of several doctors out of joint.
ONE-THIRD FASTER.
matter, and the calls for “ question” destination at about five o ’clock
After all, the most important
lining numerous, it was put and in the afternoon.
I looked the lit knowledge which can be imparted
The only Hewing Machine that
carried, and the chair proceeded to tle Copper town over, and after
oat n it fail iu suy point.
to a boy is sn appreciation of the
model,
_ . ■
or photo ol Invention lor'
appoint the following committees, tea, started out for the shore of the
free report on patentability. For fre* boak,'
time when be had better say noth
R O TARY MOTION AND B A L L B E A R IN G S.
The lightest run
How to Secure*"--------------------------
to wit:
great lake, to see the sun set.
ing nnd the time when he has said
'•.ten»- and
ning machine in the world. R A P ID — saves about one day in three
Committee on order of business,
Now during the day I bad made 1 enough.
sewiDg that much fnsler than any vibrating shnttl“ setting msrhiue
Oliver Optic, Susie Sensible, and the acquaintance of a commercial
» «•* •
| Mine time is saved, mmv m ney earned.
Johnnie Jameson,
man. and he went along with me.
T « C a r « :• l ’« M • « Oil«* n a y .
Quiet anddorable
The rotary motion (Ion away with noise anil
Committee on Programs: Phil YVe were soon looking out upou
. wear cause«! by the forward and backward movement of the stiuttle.
Take Laxative Brotno Quinine Tab! ts.
greatest of fresh water seas in Ail dratzgintH refund the money if it fails to : Dry Goods at your Price at Haw
Opposite U. S. Patent Office < ander Phillips, Frankie Faithful, this
General iillh;« for the l ’acilio Coast st 933 Market St., Sau Finncivj
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euro. E. W. Grove’ s ^ienalnre is on each
an 1 Minty Marvel.
I the world, and bcio^ younger then, | yrm ffh.
^
W A S H I NGTON, Q. C . .
kins’ Store.
I California
YY’. H, SHOUT, Agenf, Marshfield.
£
Wheeler & Wilson
Three Times the
Value of Ai)y
Otljer....