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NO. 48.
A GOOD S T O R Y .
A llicNMfnjr in DlKguiHr.
Cmiiiiniiiirii ted.
“ ‘Perhaps you don’t know who
(Continued
from
last
week.)
There was to have been a suit
(B Y lUYAl'.D TAYBO Ii.)
Walls l;iave ears, nnd an open I am.
I ’m General P. H. Sher
“Give ns n song!** the soldiers oried
Jt is often the case that .we allow window is an excellent conductor.
in assault and battery before one of
idan!’
J. M. Sii.i.iN.
J ohn A. G» ay .
The onter trenches guarding.
ourselves to be led up to the bar, Eavesdropping is not commenda
“ ‘Well, General Sheridan, I the justices in the temple yester
While the heated guns of the camps allied
Siglin & Gray.
to swallow large quantities of liq ble; but sometimes people are must obey orders. You aud your day. A farmer down in Spring-
Grew weary of l>oiubnrding.
uor, thereby destroying our health forced to listen by an uncontrolla
Attorneys and Coui'.srlors At Law, “Give ua a mm«;!" the guardHiiicn say,
friend must pay your fare before wells wns charged with having
in drinking that of others. There ble something which seems to we reach Rochester, or 1 will be slapped the jaws of his neighbor,
“ Westorm the forts to-morrow;
iiarubtiold. Coos county, Oregon.
Kin« while we may: another day
is no vice which entails more make the hearing more ncute and compelled to stop tho train and and two wagon-loads of witnesses
O /rn -»— Holland building, opposite Ilian«*
Will bring enough of sorrow.”
complicated misery upon the un impresses what they have heard put you off there.’
w ere on hand to answer to this and
Hotel.
*2n2S
They lay along the batteries’ side.
happy creature w ho is a slave to it, upon the memory.
This is es
“ By this time the passengers that. Both plaintiff and defendant
Below the slumbering cannon.
W . SINCLAIR,
It gradually pecially true when the conversation
Brave hearts from Severn and from Clyde, than drunkenness.
within earshot of the trio had be seemed to lie determined men, and
And
from
the
bunks
of
Shannon.
undermines
the
strength
and
vigor
is interesting from the start. The come interested and the word their respective wives sat and
At turai1)' a» Uw.
of both body and mind.
Every writer was placed in such a position passed until all kuew that the glared at each other like two old
General It»>:nrnnre anil Real Estate Afiilil. They sang of love and not of fame,
Forgot was Britain’s glory;
Covii'ii.LE C ity , O regon .
day we see the most deplorable ex as is indicated on Saturday evening.
bearers of the pass were none oth cats. Some of the necessary for
Kaeh heart recalled a different name,
amples of this inordinate vice, in IVI»de seated at the open window er than General Sheridan and sec malities were being worked up
But alt sang “Annie Laurie.*’
T. G. O W E N .
the ruined health and fortune of of a Fifth avenue residence not n retary of War Lincoln. Tho con
nVn, ’all of a suilaG'u, The Ivife* of
V' ic . iter voice caught up the song,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
l nti! its tender passion
vast numbers. How many men of ! mde from the court-house, enjoy- ductor passed on through the car, the complainant was taken with
Swelled like an anthem rich and strong.
' lit' ■
M IKSITTIKI.T*. < )oil.
industry, talent and transcendent
cool but gutier-scented and the distinguished dead-heads the toothache. It wasn’t the kind
Their batt’e eve’s confession.
• vl
genius, has this nflhction laid low? j j)roeze that gently rustled the cur- probably thought everything was which growls and mutters and
Le^r girl! Her name be dared not speak.
S- H H AZARD .
How many happy families doth i
wdiicli hid him from the gaze settled. But for once in his life, fools around, but the oldfashioned,
Hut ns the soug grew louder.
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
this, daily, reduce to indigence, j ((j-
inquisitive promenader, the Little Phil met a man as stubborn juiiipin«g ache, and in two minutes
Something r.pon the soldier’s cheek
K mpirk C ity . O on .
Washed off the stain of powder.
How many innocent sufferers doth ^ sq,jUd of voices just beneath sud- as ho is. In a short tune the train she was crying. Her tears at once
And once again the lire of hell
it involve in its deplorable conso- j qelljy attracted his attention. It slacked, aud beforo it came to a affected the wife of the defendant,
J. W . BENNETT.
Rained on the Russian quarters,
queuccs'
How many have 1 was the hearty greeting accorded dead stop the conductor re-entered and after a little she slid over and
’Miust scream of shot and burst of shell
Attorney at Law.
known, who began life creditably, one gentleman by another, follow the car, walked up to General whispered:
And bellowing of mortars.
MlRH»TFIKl.P. O on .
with the basis on which to rear a ed immediately by the query: “ Are Sheridan, gently tapped him on
“ Poor thing—I ’m sorry!”
And Irish Nora’s eyes n re dim
competence, hut who, by contract vou going to the Chicago conven the shoulder, and said:
For u singer dumb and gory.
“ Oh! such an ache!” sobbed the
D. Iu- W ATSO N .
And English Alary mourns for him
ing this fatal and cursed habit, j p1()ny” which caused the curtaiu to
“ ‘Well, General, we are at Roch victim.
Attorney and Counselor at Law
W ho sting of “Annie Laurie.”
have milled themselves and fami be urentlv drawn and the ears strain- ester!’
“ I brought along some pepper
n
j
Coos C ity . O on .
1 h ' v ond the dnrk’ning ocean burned
lies
forever?
Of
all
the
vices
there
oil. After exchanging compliments
“ Sheridan was taken aback and mint nnd liere it is,” said the first
The b!*s)dy suns, t s embers,
is not ono so immovable as this. the gentlemen —their dress and Lincoln looked annoyed.
A' bile the (*riiuean valleys learned
The as she produced a pliial.
J. H. NOSLER,
4-,
How English love remembers.
Other vices leave us with age; but manl)0l. warrants the use of the General tried to argue the case
“ What’s all this about” asked the
Notary Public
All!
soldiers,
to
vonr
honored
rest,
this
evil
of
intoxication
fixes
its
j
term-
(|
rflw
up
just
beneath
the
Coqruj.* C ity , O on .
with the conductor, but that official plaintiff as he came up.
Your truth i n l valor bearing;
roots deeper, and acquires strength j open window and settled them- cut him short with the curt state
“ Why, your poor wife is suffer
The bravest «re tile leiidercst,
CARL IL V O L K M A R .
and firmness with revolving years. , Ke}VPS for ;i quiet conversation.
ing terribly with the toothache,
The loving are the daring.
ment:
- - - - - - - - - «-«+«■.- - - - - - - - -
It kindles an infernal spark which
At orney and Counselor at Law.
A FINNY STORY.
“ ‘We have no time for argument. and I pity her from the bottom o f
E b n i t o 1*1«»«» ; m O r«-linr<l.
is
inextinguishable.
Drunkenness
Every word that passed bet ween General, this train is compelled to my heart”
M y n t i . e P o i n t . ( W - C o u n t y O u » h )S .
V\ bother to plow tho orchard to
is
an
aid
to
all
wickedness;
be-
Will practice in all tin- courts *»f Oregon.
“ Who’s got the toothache?” in
the gentlemen was wafted up to be on time. Please pay your fare
the trees each year, or to turn the
or
leave
the
car.’
quired the defendant as he joined
Is, .din opposite directions in alter- caus0’ boin« without reason to j tl,e listener at the window. What
A. M. CRAW l-OBD.
THEY
PUT
UP.
the group.
nate years, must depend on the direct him, the inebriate is p ro-; f0llA»\V« is fr0,i\ tlio lips of the re-
“By
this
time
Sheridan’s
face
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
It gives j Sp(.t*tal>le-looking but unknown was crimson. He muttered some
“ My wife.”
j soil and locarion. Jt is only in pared for a:.y enormity.
|^TClouerai invara-ue agency.
“ George! but that’s too bad!
exceptional cases that tho former every species of temptation un- j t.0nvors:itionnlists. It is given for thing, but finally produced his
M-UistiiixiA*. Ogn.
^ js worth.
The one who | wallet and paid the fares. After Sha’n’t I go to tho drug store for
course should be pursued.
In limited power over us, and dis-
poorly drained orchards, on low. qualifies us for the consideration I U)jt| tjM. sp)Vy evidently knew what j ^tiling he asked the conductor for you?”
j . P . E A S T E R . M - D-
his name.
The ticket-puncher
of I oiners’
others, ns
as well ,ls
as it
At this the plaintiff turned about,
"
.
.
,,
, , u Hml ; Mack land, this habit of heaping O
u extinguishes h ie wn3 talking about, as certain complied w ith the request, and
1 ’Lv-i.^M.dic«: ana hckc.a Pii...noi.iu ».ml
1 *> all sense of prudence.
Itstimu- ' | facts in connection therewith give
SnrR+on. o.i.cf u t
u«» in G«*«iuille the bod alwjut the tiees has the
*
watched the angry warrior make holdout his hand, and replied:
\\ ie,J the memorandum.
“ Say, George, I was a fool to
C’:ty.
venuti
advantage of favoring drainage. |lates us to fo,low the rash advice * 1 it a savor of truthfulness.
“ *J’ll report this matter to the bring this suit I called you a liar
I Even in this particular' however, j of t,uw0 with whom we associate, |onc of the men nsked: ‘Are y< »u g» »-
C. W - T O W E R . M. D.,
and you hit me, that was right.”
I it is doubtful if ti e benefits will i ,U)t «tbnving us time to reflect. I j11{, t0 the Chicago convention?” president, sir.’
“ ‘ Very well, General,’ replied
Pi y ffeia.M ani: Su-'jvon,
“ But Pm sorry, Jim.”
! overbalance
the
inconvenience ! 11 vhil° iu t,w Cünditio1' stated | his
replied:
the train pilot, as he gave the sig-
tint
the
most,
inhuman
|
«
y
,
,
p
m
R0injr
to
Chi
M w»sinru:i.i>. O on .
a!
»ove
“ Then T&’s drop the whole bus
resulting fro
ch a practice.
t,a2(>’ ■ nn! to go ahead and resumed the
concocted
and
aro
a ï’° i By-the-by, this reminds me of a • duties of his office.
iness and ride home together nnd
Better tile tl:e orchard anil
: 1 keep
ki
; ( 1 lim
W - C. ATIG-EEL, M.D-
Actions
for
which
rated.
! “ Did Sheridan report the affair?” hive a chicken dinner! Molly,
i lime joke on Phil Sheridan.”
til»* surface even, Draining is not ' lUMlHlr‘
not
i
abkod tin* conqianioii of the narra- git your cloak on.”
Phy.icim and Accoucheur,
I ’ ve
alw ays secured )}• tlio deep i!eiulitl,e
lmv0 con- j “ What is the joke?
tor of the above incident.
otln
C iql '.LLr C’lTl, OGN.
• furrows. The ground must have demned themselves when SI * ' ‘U heard it” eagerly replied the
And iu spite of lawyers and
. -
. .
Yes, indeed. A few* days ago,
have
been
commiited
when
under
\ inni.
¡a good natural sl<*po, or deep pools
” j ou know that * heridan and ilf, ieceive<l a letter from President spectators and the queer expres
tho
inllueuce
of
the
destroying
Lincoln passed through the city’ a Roberts, who returned tho money sion of his honor’s face, the plain
; will be formed in th«- dead furrow
O. E. SMITH,
draught
Alexander
the
Great,
at
time ago, going west ou a i and probably apologized for the tiff paid all costs, slapped the de
i just where the young roots de
e r g eon T)Giit.ist,
| conductors rudeness.”
fendant on the back, and headed
mand warmth and drainage. The ihe instigation of a drunken harlot, ii,hing excursion, don’t you?”
oiUco
.
,
,,
•
“ And what became of tho eon-
issued
from
his
cups,
with
torches,
“
1
just
remember
tho
circuin-
.
,
....
the party outdoors with the expla-.
constant lowering of tho dead fur
M A R S H IT E L I>, OREGON.
J
, • i
..
, . ductor?
and
burnt
the
city
of
Persopolis,
vint ”:i.
stances, which was mentioned m j “ Oh, lie’s all right. He’ll prob- nation:
row cuts off the smaller roots and
1 rives them deep into the subsoil ihe capital of the leinian Liupiie the papers at the time,
tho j ably lx? promoted.”
“ Go to grass with your law and'
-
one
of
the
most
magnificent
Then
a
low
chuckle
was
wafted
J. M. VOLKMAR, M. D- win re there i» little nutriment.
reply
lawyers, and you women folks stop,
up
to
tho
listener
at
tho
window,
if the papers could catch on to
here till George and me have a
Physician and
Surgeon.
1 lie valuable surface soil is piled cities in the world. The evils that
and
the
two
gentlemen
heartily
up a round about the trees, where it are the result of intoxicants could this episode in connection with the shook hands and parted.
( ’< « s Co.. (M.itoox.
M y u t i . h P o in t .
The drink!”— [Detroit Free Press..
be
expatiated
upon
indefinitely
;but,
^
rjp
0£
£}ie
distinguished
gentlo-
~T.i t.V.f
does no good. Kinds feed hugely
eavesdropper was well rewarded.
A
Tor Cut W o r n « .
I
will
now
close
my
remarks
upon
The truth of the story can proba
men they would gloat over it
ni»oii the valuable elements which
A correspondent of the “ Farm
J. Z. HOLCOMB
bly be vouched for by the gentle
mused the story teller.
reach down from^he surface soil. the subject.
er,” writing of the above pest,
S C IO lC A li M ill J J w 'H \M C M. D k XTIST.
Investigator.
“ What’s the joko? Proceed w ith man who narrated it.
I
lie
most
active
ri*>ts
of
large
trees
says:
Office: Over Sii gstacki*n’s Lrug Store, in
Fairview, June 24, '84.
1 ! or. it
your
story.”
are far from the trunk.
An un
Holland BuiliKm, Front Htri-et,
J
v
I have u sure antidote for them
“ I suppose you were in ecstasies
“ Of course you know they don’t
Marsliiield, r Oregon,
even surface in an orchard is A
and tlieir ravages, and one that
Telephones.—To make a good accept passes on the limited. when you recovered your stolen
►jff* Will i>rof< si-iounily ’."isit th? varionn constant source of aggravation,
costs but little, will not injure the
tovnifl on tho rivrr.
especially in picking time, when and serviceable telephone, good Well, when Phil and Bob struck cash, were you not?” asked a gen plants if used in moderation, and
from one farm house to another, Pittsburg, they boarded the limited tleman of an old negro who had
one must enter it with a wagon.
J.
o
1 tested it pretty thoroughly last
YV indfalls roll into tlio dead fur only requires enough 7,ire and two on the Fort Wayne, bound for the received some money that had season. I moved to Myrtle Creek
C oquille C ity , O regon .
rows, nnd become bruised, wet and cigar boxes, and make a hole about west. They fixed themselves com- been purloined from him.
and put out quite a garden, and
GENERAL AGENCY for the anlo of City
half
an
inch
in
diameter
in
the
“
No,
sar,”
answered
tho
negro,
fortably,
Sheridan
attending
to
all
decayed.
The
sod
does
not
usually
the first thing I kuew there were
proiierty, hun^ s nml lot.. tinil»er. farms,
ranchos, etc. Office in Herald imildim?.
about six worms on every plant.
strike close against the laxly of bottom of each, and then place one arrangements in a manner which “ I wuz in de street k’yah.”
“ Did he take it out of malicious 1 set out about eight thousand
the tree. As n consequence a lit- in each of the houses you wish to showed he is up to all the tricks of
cabbage plants and they got about
tie depression is formed there, iuto I connecti then 8et five Pound* ()f travelers. No one in the car knew ness?” again inquired the man,
one-fourth of them before I knew
1 common iron stove pipe wire anil they were traveling in such dis not noticing the negro’s error.
W ATCH -M AK ER & JEW ELER, which drifts litter, forming nn nt-
what was the matter. I set out
make a loop in one end, and put it tinguished company, and no atten-
“
No,
boss,
he
tuk
hit
outen
my
!
tractive
home
for
insects
and
mice.
about six hundred tomato plants
O o q .T J .i l l e O i t ^ r C r .
and it was but a short time till the
j^f“Work of all d»-wriptDns done nt short Therein no danger of injuring through the hole of your cigar box | ¿¡oll WHS paid to the pair who occu- obercoat pocket.”
“ Did he have on the mask of little bugs aud worms liad all of
notice and extremely low pricos.
trees by plowing away from them aml fasten it with a nail; and draw* | pie(i two seats and looked as if
vlnL
them but about a dozen. I set out
villainy?”
if one has trained his trees proper- d through to the other box, sup- they owned the coach.
again, but by the next day they
“ Don’t know ’bout dat, sar; I
“I’M GENERAL P. II. SHERIDAN.”
ly and if he exercises care. I f the | I,ortillbr " hen necessary with a
I. O. G. T.
wore at work again, so I stopped
haint ’quainted wid all de fashins, setting out plants aud went to ex
“
Nothing
happened
until
the
practice
of
c
lose
plowing
be
inau-
iHtout
cor(l
You
cnn
eflslly
run
Morning Stai’ Lodge
periment on a few plants, while
; gurated in young orcliards, the your line iuto the house by lairing conductor came around. Here’s but he was dressed tol’bly well.
No. 464.
a
hole
through
tlie
glass.
Support
“ Did you press him with the idea as 1 did not know but the remedy
where the joke comes in. Shortly
Meets at roqnille f’ity every ThnrKilnv i roots Will start dc-OJ) enough to
would lie worse than the worms,
evening. Visiting members of this order, in j ayoid tllO plow.
It is not neces- vour boxes with slats nailed across after entering the ticket-puncher that he was doing wrong?”
1 only took a few, and I struck
go<i(l Htnnilinc an* cordinllv irvited.
No, sar, na’er time; dez ez soon
sary to plow deep. Trees should Ithe window and y °ur telephone is reached the quarter o f the two
the nail on the head the first time;
K. of . L
be trimmed high.
Low-headed complete. The writer has one that travelers, and politely accosted ns ho ’gin to kick I pressed him but by the time I found out what
Pioneer Assembly, No- I trees are a i l abomination, and they is 200 yards long and cost forty- them with, ‘Tickets, please.’ The wid a brick; dat’s What fotch de was the matter the most that was
replanted was cut down. Now for
3070-
present hardly an advantage over five cents, that will carry music little bullet-lieaded, red-faced gen cash back.”
“ Did he use any imprecations?” the remedy, but hold your breath:
Meet« nt Goqnille City every Monday | high tops. Even the oft-repeated when the organ is played thirty tleman, who seemed to be master
Take a two-gallon watering pot
icning. ViHiting member», in good utand-
.• ,i
evening
feet away in another room.
“ He tried to, sar; but do ole
of ceremonies, produced his wallet,
assertion
that
they
are
easier
to
w ith a very coarse sprinkler, fill it
ing. are cordially invited.
and handed the conductor ail en- man wuz too soople f e r ’m, an’ got with water, nnd take a good sized
pick from, I have usually found
To cure a Cold.—The following envelope. The conductor glanced outen de way.”
tea-spoon nearly full of kerosene,
very wide of the mark. To have
O. F.
I. o .
j
Do you know* you are a fool ?” aud add to the winter and give each
comfortable picking ono must is a good recipe for a cold.—One at the paper he found inside, and
faintly howled the interlocutor, I>hmt about a pint of water, or if
have room under the tree in pref- I,int of aPld* vinegar and three quietly remarked:
Cocjuille Lodge No.53
wit,i impatience.
.v,m ttn! sett“ >e. out PlaBto. 8>™
“ ‘No passes are taken on this boiling over with
Meet« at Coquille City every Saturday even ! ereiice to a top SO low that lie Can 1 well-beaten eggs and a quarter of
them about a pint each, and the
“ Yes, boss; I’es bin thinkin’ dat: work is done until another litter
ng. ViHiting brethren, in good standing, j s t e p in t o
it.
With moderately a pound white-sugar; bottle for train.’
cordially invited.
| , - , ,
. .
, ,
____ J
“ ‘The passes . are
regular. ’kase if I wusn’t I would a lef’ of worms come on and if they are
high-topped trees, short wluffie- use. Dose, three tablespoonfuls
ever so bad, twice applying this
trees, low liames, a gentle team, every three hours or more if They are signed by the President,’ fum yer ’fore dis
\bout two minutes later, a negro remedy will cure any obstinate case.
and a careful man, ono need not necessary. I have known this to replied the little fellow, growing
Try it and you will doubt no long
might have been seen picking er; it will also stop the little bug
fear about injuring trees.
Flow cure two cases that were thought redder in the face.
“ ‘I have orders, and I am com himself up, wondering, “ whar dat that troubles the tomatoes when
one year eas^ and west, the next, to be consumptives.
pelled to obey them,’ calmly re mule went, what kicked ’im.” — they are small, to give a light
north and south; one year to the
. sprinkle three or four times.
[Atluuta Constitution.
plied the conductor.
trees, ono year away from them.
lll'M .UXS ( AI51>S.
[V.
COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TU ESD AY, JULY 15, 1884.
A . I W tiflt