The government is more trustful o f STEAM ER ------------- ° ......... T. T. Geer. etary ■at S'ate ..............F. I. Dunbar. aurar................. .............. F. S. Moore. ;. Public Instruction J. H. Ackerman ber rear-oM tti p a ia « l a •<>n s U p a llo n lo a d oc h is io o o u ld a o l [d re n o f h i s w h a I ha n o t a ffra a Ho w as th in rffron c o lo r . In f a v o r o f T a b u la« n o « r y o u n g s te r . )wcl» a r e I n la in « o f h la od bo y . T h ia m s T a b a l« « , ly o n e ( fro m log t o direo» VV. h a i u n rusf Genera' D. R. N. Blackburn ( ..................R. 8 . Bean ..........F. A. Moore em eC ourt - ,. C. E. Wolverton 6 Second D istrict. .J . W. Hamilton scatútg A tto rn ey .. Geo. M. Brown C O U N T Y O F F IC E R S - ..........H. R. Kincaid. I .................... J .R . Hill ntMÛanera 5 ............ H . D. Edwards c .. . . . . . . . . . . ..................... E- U . Lee ..................... W. W . Withers rarer.......................... A. 8. Patterson ner.......................... D. P. Burton ol Superintendent . .. ,W . M. Miller e y e c .J .s ...................... C. M. Collier Ber............... .......... O. Wz Griffin ce-s( P e a c e ..................C. H. Holden ___G. C. Cunipton now fo r «ala *0 th e itz ra o o o r Ove senta, liq u o r «tor«« R i CITY OFFICERS. r i(A E M o ..................... Marion Morris E. A. Evans, rd sg Trustees, ( L. Christensen. 1 * J . C. Phelps O. W. Hurd G g£. Cunipton <fc A. M. Florence Lodge No. 107. Regular communication on second fourth Saturdays in each month. E. W . C obb , W . M. fl , u ssontli. Members and visiting fiJTV r'lBtfcrra in good standing are cordiall .ALUjUKiterf to attend. A. O. F unks , M. ecorder. ¡.I. e ta Lod go No 111, meets ¡sday evening in Lodge Oregon. Brothers in invited to attend. E. A. E vans , N. G. le Lodge No., 139, meets Jay evening in Meyer & Mapleton. Oregon. Ilrotli- nding invited to attend. T. J . N kkly , N . G. «. P hsw «, Sec. me Encampment, No. 42, O. O. F. hall in Florence fourth Friday of each berg of this degree are to attend. S. J. S kvmou *, 0 . P. be. nset Rebekah Ixxlge No. Odd Fellows’ hull, :ond and fourth Thurs- eacb month. THERINE B runo , N. G. Sec. •Mignon Lodge No. 105, Degree, meets in Meyer & apleton, the 1st and 3rd ings in each month. attic O. H udson , N . G. n , Sec. ORNEYS WOODCOCK, Attorney at Law, O regon ugans, and B SRr,“* " * ’ g i v e n 8 M c L a r e n '» B u il d in g , t o c o l l e c t i o n s a n d p ro - . HOLDEN, E 3Y - A .T - K iA -W , B L a n d C o m m is s io k b b . ■ o ld a n d e x c h a n g e d . « s p e c ia l t y . YEARJS ERIEHÖ ------ W i ll m a k e --------- REGULAR Between - Florence and Head oí Tide. S T E A M E R L IL L IA N -M A K E S D A IL Y S T A Q E L .IN H 3. , D A IL Y T R IP S T R IP S - H .H . B arrett, P rop ’r, Stage Leaves Steamboat Landing on tlie Umpqua for Florence Saturdays. Returning, Stage Leaves Florence Sundays. Extra Trips When Necessary Charges Reasonable. V.. You know a ll about it. The r u s h , th e /Sz w orry, t h e e x h a u stio n . ? You ° uu go about Î zY z w ith a g rea t \ >z' weight resting upon rffiz you. you can’t throw r oft this feeling. Y ou I ■ are a slave to your work, i ” Sleep fails, and you are on the verge of nervous exhaustion. What is to be done? Take *K Prairie Hotel. -th r e e M il e s W e s t Eugene. C E N E AND IR E N C E IE ROUTE. T h ere w a« • g a rd e n p lac « W h e re in , m e th o u g h t, th e r e b io tto m e d e v e ry ffraoe T h a t m a n m ig h t c ra v e to lo o k u p o n —h e r fac e I A nd, a h , t h e g o ld e n «tor« Of heart« ea» e t h a t i t b r o u g h t m e ! T h a t la o ’er Since o th e r w a r d ’t l s t u r n e d fo re v e rm o re . I s h a ll g o d o w n th e year«, ('■roping t h r o u g h s te rile hope« a n d c ro w d in g fears, To d a r k lin g s o litu d e to o d e e p fo r te a rs . —C lin to n S c o lla rd In H a rp e r'« B a z a r. A Maid to Order. of Mrs. Caulklngton, nud I tremble before the glare of her lorgnettes. You enn make my excuses to Mrs. Caulk lngton nud tell her that I w as obliged to go Into the city on pressing busi ness.” It seemed an Injustice that Gertrude should not be there to witness the suc cess of the occasion for which they had all worked so hard. The older girls reasoned, pleaded, rep resented, but Gertrude stood firm. Mrs. Cnulklngton’s critical eyes were already boring holes In the drnwlng : room furniture, and tho luncheon hour -A N D RETURN.- was but three minutes In the future. ▲ Story T ou ch in g on the S erv Isabel, In her prettiest silk waist, L e a v e s M a p le t o n a t 7 A .M . an t Q uestion. • was arranging the oyster plates upon L e a v e s F lo r e n c e a t 2 P. M. E. B angs, P r o p rie to r . the table preliminary to ushering their O n S U N D A Y S l e a v e s M a p le t o n a t 8 A . M . guest into the dining room. Stage leaves! E u g en e for F lor a n d F lo r e n c e a t 3 P . M The table w as charming. The pearly Suddenly a purling of gingham skirts en ce d a ily ex cep t Sunday a t (i a, m. expanse of darnnsk that Infolded it brushed the silence of the place, and a A rr iv es a t F lo ren ce th e day fol w as one of the Misses Dormond's most soft voice sounded in Isabel's ear. lo w in g at 10 a. m. THE STEAM ER “If yo’ please, miss,” said tho voice, treasured possessions, saved out of a R etu rn in g sta g e le a v es F loren ce “Miss Gertrude done send me. I am general wreck of family fortunes. for F u g e n e d a ily ex c ep t S unday at | de maid to ordah.” The old fashioned silver, of those In a t 2 p. in. A rriv es in E u g en e at 0 i “Good gracious!” shrieked Isabel un imitable patterns which no modern der her breath. She started buck, the p. m . th e day follow in g. shop can supply, gleamed like Irregu oyster plnte In her baud narrowly es W ill carry fre ig h t and passengers For fifty years it has larly shaped planets at Intervals across caping culamlty. been lifting up the dis from F loren ce to San F rancisco. S in g le fare - the cloth. - _ - 5.00. She snkl “Good gracious” onco more, couraged, giving rest to Moreover, a daffodil bulb cherished and very fervently, when she turned, R ou n d trip - - - - 9.00. W ill also bring up freig h t the overworked, a n d In window sill warmth had obligingly for there, not a yard from her side, T ick ets for sa le a t E . B an gs’ bringing refreshing sleep thrown out a handful of blossoms. w aiting to be assigned to her duties, . . . *** . . . liv e r y barn, E u g en e, and a t O. W . to the depressed. This pot, sheathed In yellow tissue pa- stood the most desirable of colored F or further in form atiou in qu ire H u rd ’s office in F loren ce. p?r, made a thoroughly attractive cen waitresses. No other Sarsaparilla terpiece. - OF — approaches it. In age She was tall, well poised and, bar A ll through freight on th e stage “It Is simply lovely,” said Winifred, ring her skin, a strikingly handsome and in cures, “ A yer’s ” is eith er w ay betw een E u g en e aud A. W. BEADLE & CO. with a little slglt o t relief und satisfac young woman. Her pink gingham “ the leader cf them all.” M apleton, w ill be charged at the tion. “I shan’t be la the least afraid I gown fitted to perfection and closely 22 Market St. It was old before other rate o f tw o cen ts per p ound during to have Mrs. Caulklngton's eagle eye i resembled one worn by Gertrude for sarsaparillas were born. San F ran cisco, C alifornia. th e m ouths of October, N ovem ber, turned upon It, even though you are a , mornings ou the porch. Her dainty $1.53 a boil io. Ail druggists. D ecem ber, Ja n u a ry , February, candidate for her secretaryship, Isabel, | rutiled apron wus strikingly like one A yer’s Pills aid the ac and so much does depend upon making ■ which Isabel herself wore while sew- M arch and A p r il, and one cent pet- tion of A yer’s Sarsapa a good Impression.” ( lng. Perched saucily In her black, rip pound d uring th e m owths o f May, rilla. They cure bilious “The house couldn't fall to make a ply hair she wore a bit of u cap, which, J u n e , J u ly , A u g u st and September. ness. 25 eta. a box. good Impression,” Isabel broke in. “It when examined at close range, seemed •' I h a v e u s e d A y e r ’s m e d i c i n e « f o r Is clean and sw eet and old fashioned to be nothing more than a tuft of white m o r e t h a n 40 y e a r s a u d h a v e s a i d from top to toe. One can’t say that a lace cleverly pinned. fro m th e v e ry e ta r t t h a t y o u m a d e N O T A R IE S . t h e b u s t m e d i c i n e s in t h e w o r l d . I house has a toe. There’s Just one Isabel took a second look nt her new a m s u re y o u r S a r s a p a r illa s a v e d m y thing lacking. I do wish we had a acquisition and dropped into a chair, l i f e w h e n I f i r s t t o o n i t 40 year® a g o . a m n o w p a s t 70 r n d a m n e v e r good maid to wait on the table. 1 hate laughing weakly. A. R. BUTTOLPH, i th o u t y o u r m e d ic in e s .” those embarrassing breaks In a home F r a n k T u o n a s , I ’. M ., “Miss Gertrude done send me, miss,” J a n . 24,1899. E n o n , K a n s a s. luncheon where the hostess Is obliged the maid repeated softly, "an she said u K'r//o t h * O o c t o r . to cut off In the middle of a sentence fo’ yo’ to Jest go set In de pariah an y o u h a v e a n y c o m p .a i n t w h a t e v e r * and bolt into the kitchen to bring the leave all de servin to me.” d e s i r e t h e b«-«t m e d i c a l a d v ic e y o u N p o s s 'b iy r e c e iv e , w r it e t h e d o c to r , broiled squab course to table.” “Oh, Gertrude, Gertrude!” gurgled Is Y ou w ill r e c e i v e a p r o m p t r e - O regon F lo r a o e , I th o u t c o s t . A d d r e s s . “Yes. That’s alw ays wretchedly em abel. “What nonsense won’,; that child D r . J . C. A Y L R , L o w ell. M a n , barrassing," Isabel agreed. “It’s hard attempt?” MARON M 3RRIS er ou the guests than the hostess too. The luncheon w as faultlessly served. P u ll m a n However, there's no help for IL We Never w as waitress quicker, lighter, ’ don’t keep a maid, and this suburb Isn’t softer, more all seeing, more grnceful. S le e p in g C a r s T O N S Q R IA L - P A R L O R . a place where you can Und a girl to Even the critical Mrs. Caulklngton E le g a n t call In for a day at a time. It's a pity, w as Impressed. F L O R E N C E .-- - OREGON but it can’t be helped.” Afterward, when the luncheon party D in in g C a rs “What Is a pity, but can’t be helped?” had adjourned to the drawing room, the T o u r is t demanded the youngest Miss Dorinond, guest deliberately led around to the M A R IO N M O RR IS, P p o p k i e t o h . who plrouctte-J Into the room Just In subject of domestics. S le e p in g C a r s time to hear the last half o f the sen “Do you find It as hard to get good > T . RAUL tence. girls In the suburbs as we do in the * M IN N E A P O L IS “lsubel and I were lamenting that we city?” she asked. "I Imagine not, for didn't have a maid to servo the lunch that young waitress of yours Is perfec D U L U TH __________ Sh avin g and H aircutting neatly eon, Gertrude. We were saying how tion Itself.” Of Eugene, Oregon FARG O desperately embarrassing It Is for a “Well, good girls are very scarce and prom ptly done. O R A N D FO N KS hostess to Jump up to remove the plates here,” answered Isabel, “and I've no TO 11' O RO O KSTO N Razor Honing and Scissors Grlnd- after a course and to bring the next doubt we’d have endless trouble If we course to table.” bad to change. But, you see, wo have W IN N IP E G log a sp ecia lty . ”1 never thought of that,” Gertrude raised Anna ourselves. She knows our acquiesced In a disappointed tone. own w ays and suits us perfectly. We’ve H K L K N A »“<1 "Our entertaining has alw ays been so had her for more than ten years. I * ■UTTK Informal we’re likely to make the know she’ll never leuvo us—unless, of G e n e ra l B a n k in g B u sin e ss guests ctuinge the plates and bring In course, she marries and has a home of Transacted on Favorable Terms W ashington Street, Florence, Oregon. the courses from the kitchen them her own.” TO selves. But It’s true, as you say, that OHICAQO “My dear girl, you simply have a D r a f ts I s s u e d o n t h e p r in c i p a l c it i e s o f th e kind of thing won’t do when we’re en treasure,” cried tho visitor, with W A S H IN G T O N U n ite d S ta te s a n d f o re ig n c o u n tr ie s . tertaining Mrs. Caulklngton. She’s so warmth. "If I were In your place, I I n t e r e s t a l l o w e d o n D e m a n d C e r t if ic a t e s o f P H IL A D K L P H 1 A critical that her eyes burn holes In would shiver nt the very thought of anything they fall on. We woul«ln’,t losing her. Aud, do you know, since D e p o s i t w h e n l e f t s t a t e d p e r io d . N t W Y O RK mind her little peculiarities If she were I’ve seen how perfectly your little table C o l l e c t io n s r e c e i v e n u r p r o m p t a t t e n t io n . • « B o th m y «T! BO RTONANO A LL merely an acquaintance, but If Isabel IS Is nrranged and served I'm really afraid A K E T S a n d th e y » r e th e b eat n a lr iK CA C i t y a n d C o u n t y W a r r a n ts b o u g h t . m e d f c Cll in o w o h a v e o v e r h a d i n t h o h o u s e . L e s t | e(,lng to demand a big. fat salary she of w hat Miss Isabel will think when PO INT » KA R T »nd S O U T H «rn«vlr m .. nrlFn ww n fwa-vtlz» verity* Itikn/ifryhn fn p n o ■ w o e b m y w if e w a s f r a n t i c w i t h l ie u d a c h e f o r W .E . BR O W N , D . A . P A IN E , must make a big, fat Impression. 1 m she comes to me In the city. I hope tw o d a y s, s h e trie d s o m o o f y o u rC A S C A H E T S , Fnr I n fo r m a tio n , t im e c a r d s , m a p * a n d t le k a t i P r e s id e n t. V ic e P r e s i d e n t . a n d th e y r o llo v e d th o p a in h i h e r h e a d a lm o s t sure Mrs. Caulkiugton would cut her | you w ill close your eyes to a number of e tc ., c a ll o n o r w r ite im m e d ia te ly . V ie b o th r e c o m m e n d C a s c a r e t* ." P .W . O SBU R N , W .W . BR O W N , down half If »he knew how poor we are I things In my housekeeping. Miss Isa- C itA 3 . S i E n n r o ii D , C a s h ie r . A s s ’t C a s h ie r . P i t t s b u r g S a f e & D e p o s i t C o , P i t t s b u r g , P a . [ and how badly we need that aeeretary- M c M urphey , ! bel.” ! ship. Something must be done.” G e u e r a l  g e n t . K o o r a i 2 a n d 4, S h e l t o n B l o c k , W A N T E D — A C T I V E M A N O K G O O D C H A K A C “Oh, I am not critical. Mrs. Caulklng- C A N D Y “Gertrude, dear, you know perfectly t e r t o d e l i v e r e n d r o l l e d i n O r e g o n , f o r o ld E U G E N E , OREGON ! ton,” laughed Isabel. “And every one C A T H A R T IC e s ta b lis h e d in a n iif a e tu r tiie w h o le s a le h o u se . I well that nothing can be done. There | knows how bard It Is to get maids like F>00n y e a r . s u re p a y . H o n e s ty m o re t li a n e x p e r i A- D CH A R LTO N , ' are only tw o hours left, and In any case Anna nowadays.”—What to Eat. e n e e r e q u i r e d . O u r r e f e r e n c e , a n y h a n k in a n y A u l i u n t G en eral P a sse n g e r A g e n t, c i t v . E n c l o s e s e l f a d d r e s s e d s t a m p e d e n v e lo p e . you can’t secure a girl here In the coun- 255 M o r r is o n S t ., C o r ., 3 d . M a n u f a c t u r e r s , T h i r d F l o o r , 831 D e a r b o r n S t., i try to come In for Just one day.” . e a le c le d D r y d e n . P o r t l a n d , O r-. C h i c a g o . “I know that, but wlilsht, my dear! Notwithstanding Lowell's high praise l An Idea dawns In ray bralnl Let It of Dryden's prose works and the accu r mature!” sation he brings ngnlnst literary plun “An Idea for what? For getting ns a derers of this magnate of letters 200 P l a a a x n t . P r i n t a b l e . P o t e n t. T a s t e G ood. G o o d , N o v e r H ic k e n , W e n k e n . o r G r ip e . 10c, 26c. SOc. W. H . WEATHERSON, JOHN O. BECK, ■ maid?” years ago, few people except scholars ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Florence, Oregon. “Yes, my dear—a ready maid, so to now ever open Dryden’s essays, though Ft. Terrace, Oregon. BtFrlln« R*n»(tr CmnpRRr» Chlraff«* Montr»«L X«* T ort. 117 I speak.” they are well worth careful perusal r a n fon d I p .n il d r a g "Silly! D o you think Isabel and I and study, In spite of S w ift’s malicious HO-TO-BAG B e i o s ld t a s t o u d C t L n a 111». T o b á c e o H a b it. have time to w aste upon your vapor- and w itty lines: i logs?” n - a d a ll th o proforoo o f Dryd'-n, 1 W A N T E D .—( '« p n h l e , r e l i a b l e p e m o n i n e v e r y “A ready maid—no, a maid to order! F o r th e * , o u r c r i t i c , m u c h co n fid e In, c m i n t v t o r e p r e s e n t l a r v a c o m p a n y o f « o lid i Don’t talk to me for three minutes. T h o u g h m e re ly w r i t a t firs t fo r fillin g I T o r a is e t h e v o lu m e ’« p r ic e a th tl li n g . f iU H n e ia l, r e p u t a t i o n ; |9 3 6 « a la r y p e r y e a r , p a y a * feel the Idea grow In my cerebrum, and M e w e e k l y : f 3 j»er d a y a b f l o l n te l y »nr»» a n d a l l There Is truth as well ns w it In this It really Is a good one.” ■ e x |» e iiH e e ; H trni*rlit, b o n a fid e , d e f i n i t e w nln ry , n o The young lady sat down In the little characterization, for Dryden was In I e n m m ia a io n ; s a la r y p a id e a c h S a tu r d a y a u d e x - i oaken window seat and burled her face sonic respects but n literary buck, al i penae m o n ey a d v a n ce d each w eek. H T AN DARD though a man of genius. But. being a In her hands. ■ H O U S E ,: D k a r h o h !« h t ., C h i c a g o . 41 I I ! Three minutes later she sprang np genius. It w as Impossible for him to write anything, however carelessly and D o Y o u W a n t a H o m e in W e s t e r n O r e g o n ' TOBACCO SPIT and pirouetted triumphantly around slipshod, without something finding Its and S M O K E the charming table. "Huzza! I’ve solved the problem,” way In that will arrest the reader’s at- YourLifeaway! •• r . fo rm t t o b x c o u a i n r Com e to F lo ren ce and see th e fine farm s she cried. "And I’ll stand for It that tcutlou even yet, after the lapse of two e a s i l y , !>*• m a d e w e ll, s tr o ii|? , m a g n e t i c , f u l l o f centuries. Unlike the other and small n e w l if e a n d v i g o r b y t a k i n g N O - T O - D A O , you shall have a maid to serve Mrs. and b eau tifu l forests in th e S iu slaw v a lley . th a t m a k e s w e a k m e n s tro n g M a n y g n in Caulklngton’s luncheon. A stunning er Ilternry hacks of Ills time, whatever t e n p o u n d « in t e n d a y n . O v e r 5 0 0 , 0 0 0 maid, well trained, light footed, soft Dryden wrote he wrote freely, and c u r e d . A ll d r u g g is t « . C u r e g u a r a n t e e d . B o o k le t m id a d v .e e 1 R E E A tW re a » S T E R L I N G voiced; a maid who will not send so there la nn absence of cramped formu R E M E D Y C O ., C h i c a g o o r N e w Y o r k . 437 much as one plate of raw oysters down las and of pedantic utterances, ns n : the back of your guest* who will do rule, which Is Interesting. Even In hls ! things without diagrams and will not shilling prefaces to which Sw ift al cause the dow nfall and destruction of ludes the render will have no difficulty precious willow pattern china. In /n et, In discovering a man of genius, one of the maid 1 propose to offer you will be many lovable traits nnd great charne- an explanatory key with copious Illus teristles, nnd at least Dryden’s owi. trations to the entire servant question." likings nnd Judgments are set forth | Gertrude’s sisters were very far from pleasantly nnd frequently In a convinc despising tbe girl’s ready Imagination. ing inanuer. He Is one of the old writ It had often helped to solve an econom- ers that weary moderns given up to I Ic problem which they themmdves had Dovel rending could profitably turn D ig e s ts w h a t y o u e a t . abandoned In despair. Hut tbla crisis back to nnd |ierune to their own great 11 artiS cially digests tbe food and aids of the maid to order seemed consider advantage.—Exchange. W E BUY AND SELL ALL KINDS OF REAL ESTATE N ature in stren gth en in g and recon stru ctin g th e exhausted d ig estiv e or ably beyond Gertrude eveu. and they B r o t h e r D i c k e r ’* S a r i n s * . gans. i t Is th e la testd lsco w * ed d ig est- frankly announced tbcmselvea skep E f dis worl* Is a h ow tu wilderness, ON COM MISSION. an t and tonic. N o oth er preparation tic«. “Do you mean to look for your re It’s man *lat do de bowlln. cau approach It In efficiency. I t ih- s la n g y relievesand perm anently cures markable maid here In the suburb or Job wua a pashunt man, but be never D yspepsia, In d igestion , H eartburn, elsewhere?" they demanded. had tor w ait fer a railroad train. F latu len ce, Sour Stom ach, Nausea, Holomon w in a mighty much mar “I shall procure her In the city. or. Sl< g Headache, G astralgla Cramp« and rather. I shall go on n trip to the ried man, en ylt dey calls him de wis all other results of im perfect digestion . city, and I will aeud tbe maid to you est man! Pries50c Largest«*!containsXMtun«« Ananios wtiz kilt fer lyln. In dose In my absence." im s l l MM. b o o n a ll » b o u td r s p e p * l» n > s h s d lr r « “But. Gertrude! If you leave now daya men git a prize for IL—Atlanta P r t a c r s d o v t . C. D c V l T T a C O .. C L M O fi» (pr the city you won't have time, child, Constitution. ■ M B Y Itlt A K Y L E . From Mapleton to Florence EUGENE-FLORENCE STAGE LINE. N ORTHERN Pacific, Ry. It Notary Fdblic, Surveyor M ills , Secretary. , 2<X>. U -W . Perpetua Lodge, No. 131, III C l ,; ■»••*• «very 1st and 3d Tuesdays U E M A R G U E R IT E , Q - _ <A _ T ? _ I D T T T T r i.'F:? . S NOTARY PUBLIC. EUGENE Loan js Savings Bank Snulns 5,000 THROUGH TICKETS HEAD ACHE R. Florence Real Estate Agencv. D O N 'T Do You W ant a Ranch? Do You W ant Unimproved Land? Do You W ant Town Lots? Do You W ant Timber Lands? JOHN C. BECK. W. II. WEATHEBSON. Kodo Dyspepsia Cure than Is any private corporation. In the United States treasury the whole output o f the nation’s currency Is handled by men who are under neither surveillance nor bond. The paying tell er handles $-10,000,000 or $50,000,000 a year. The exchange clerk has every day $110,000 In change nt hand. The money in charge of tho keeper of the cash- room runs from $170,000,000 upward, and the chief of the Issue division handles millions every day. Any of these men could get aw ay with enor mous amounts of money and be reason ably secure against detection for a con siderable length of time. Nevertheless, peculations from the treasury have ta-eii few and sinnll In amount during its history. There Is an axiom In the department which runs ns follows: "Wherever money Is handled there Is a point ot which the honesty of the individual must be the main reliance." Anil so the treasury dispenses with the services of spotters. However, private business interests Involving the hniulllug of lnxge sums of money are not likely to follow this example. Spotters may be an evil, but they are n necessity in the present phase of liumau development, and until some psychological chemist devises a prep aration to make men honest .the type Is likely to persist.—S. II. Adams In Alnslce’s. A P r e c o c io u s B a b y . The baby w as only 4, but she w as an only child and had lived with her par ents largely In hotels, and she w as • self possessed little maiden. She waa alw ays a model of propriety as to man ners, so that when oue day a young raau, a friend of her papa’s and mam ma's aud a great admirer of the little girl, asked to take her out to luncheon all by herself she was allowed to go. A very tiny girl may go without • chaperon sometimes. Tbe little girl was to do the ordering. She undertook this responsibility with confidence and. takiug up the menu, studied It with as much gravity ns If the letters were not as unreadable to her as Greek would huve been to her mamma. “I will have some meat and some po tatoes,’* she said gravely, "and by and by I may have some Ice cream.” Tbe order w as given, the cream fol lowed, and the little lady w as an alto gether charming, dainty aud sw eet lit tle companion for luncheon. The meal ended with the dignity with which It had begun, the youug woman donned her wraps, and as the young man waa preparing to escort her to the door she remarked gravely: “And now I will have some flowers." It was the lost touch of grown op- ness, and It w as the proudest young man In New York who took home a pretty nud dignified baby w ith a big bunch of roseB In her arms.— New York Times. A P « te « l n o te . Of tho many extraordinary things tor whleh patent protection has been grouted a hole seems to be the most useless sad Impossible. Yet there are tunny pnteuts for holes, and. what la more, tbe patents are valid and valu able. Oue of tbe best relates to boles lu ships’ bottoms for the admission and escape of water to the condensers. Every one who has seen a screw steamer Ulster way will have noticed a stream o f water issuing from her side, a little above tbe wnter line; that water Is pumped Into the ship for the pur pose of condensing the w aste steam that leaves the cylinders and returning It ns water to tbe boilers. At last It occurred to a genius that If a hole were made In the bottom o f tho ship forward of the condenser and nnother abaft It. the water would cir culate around the condenser without the nld of a pump. It Is for the shape of these holes, so that they will offer less resistance to the water when tbe ship Is traveling fast, that several pat ents hnve been granted. A T e a ta iu e n ta r v P á s e te . An Englishman who recently died hnd three children, one son and tw o daiigliters, nnd he mentioned all ot them In bis w ilt The first clause Is, “1 leave my piano to Mary Elizabeth, when Arthur has done with ’t.” The other clanes Is. "To Susan June—she mny take w hat ever Arthur w ishes to give to her.” There Is no doubt of Arthur’s stand ing In the document, but tbo pointed, question Is raised. Are Mary Elizabeth and plisan Jane beneficiaries under the will? _________________ T h e O u e R ic e p tlo a . Towne—li e ’s qnlto a UugulsL I be lieve. Browne—Yes, he can converse In 14 different tongues. Towne—Ho 1 understand: but there’s one tongue he has never succeeded In mustering. • Browne—What’s that? Chinese? T ow n e-N o, bis wife’s.—Philadelphia Press. M la h t B r O a t o t D ebt. “My case Is peculiar," remarked the letter B. “How so?" chorused tbe other letters of the alphabet “Well, when It comes to raaklt •boodle,’ I alw ays lead. and. you wllk notice, there Is absolutely no reasott why » should be tn ‘d eb t’ Exchange. H om e C o lo r !■<* Rerlbtiell—What mokes young Pem ner »o blue? W rlght-Ob. he’s green at the bosk n e ss and he’s discovered that bis ran» u.«-rij»ts are never read by tbs edltocz-» Phil) He I ph I a Itecord. Il l * P a r*. 'T ver tn nniaieur theatricals?" ••.nift ont*. “Whilt part did yon tfi "Me? I took «II the unge manager, yon *-..!•<.-i.» I tiI«■<!»•»»nh ..J il