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R egular soininnnicatioii on se c o n j
Hoqrth S atu rd ay s in each m o n th .
E. W , C o b b , W. M.
I, M ills , S ecretary .
I. U . W . P e rp e tn a L odge, No. 131,
beets every 1st an d 3(1 T uesdays
[m o n th .
M em bers and v isiting
liren in good sta n d in g a re eordialW
led to a tte n d . A. O. 1- unke , M. \\ •
[ K notts , R ecorder.
j O. F . H eceta Lodge No. I l l , meets
Eery W ednesday evening in Lodge
F lorence, O regon. B ro th ers in
|s ta n d in g in v ited to a tte n d .
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O. F. M aple Lodge N o.. 130, meets
Eery T hursday evening in M eyer <k
I’» H all, M apleton. Oregon. B roth-
I good stan d in g invited to a tte n d .
T. J . N bblv , N . G.
B. PijiLFS, Sec.
I O F Iren e E ncam pm en t, No. 42,
bets in J. O .O . F. ball in Florence
fccond gpd fourth Friday of ea. h
In. M embers of this degree are
rglly invited to attend.
S. J . S eymour , O. P.
, T rie , Scribe.
. O. F .—Mignon Lodge No. 105,
ntehekah Degree, m eets in M eyer &
F b H all, M apleton, th e 1st and 3rd
ted ay evenings in each m o n th .
M attib O. H udson , N. < j .
I F . C. B ean , Sec.
Ï9B Y T E R IA N ;C H U R C H , Florence.
Iragon. On every S abb ath in eaeli
Eli Sunday-School at 10 a. in. and
Jor Einleavor Society a t 2 :3 0 p. in.
(he Second and F ourth S abbath« oi
I m o n th , Breaching services at 11
À cordial invitation to these services
ktpnded to all.
A. M l o u r .
P reach er in charge,
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A bout th e m iddle of the seventeenth
century th e tu lip became know n In
G erm any, and a scientist nam ed Ges-
ncr gives th e first description o f th is
dow er. F ir s t only th e yellow variety
was know n, and then o th er colors w ere
produced by crossing. T he D utch, p ar
ticularly th e citizens of Ilnnrlem . pro
duced the m ost w onderful varieties of
this flower nnd obtained enorm ous
prices for them .
In IG34 th e tra d e In tulips assum ed a
peculiar tu rn . I t degenerated Into a
sort of a gam e o f chance, so th a t In
1G73 tlie au th o ritie s felt called upon to
Interfere and to Issue edicts ag ain st
extravagance In tulips, a s they form er-
| i ly hail a g a in st tra in s and laces. T his
i Interference w ould seem to lie Justified
1 If one read s th a t in 1GOC> a single flower
cf th is sort, called th e Vlccorl, w as
paid for w ith tw o cargoes of w heat,
four cargoes of rye, four fa t oxen,
eight fa t hogs. 12 fa t sheep, tw o casks
of wine, fo u r b arrels of beer, tw o tons
of butter, l.COO pounds of cheese, a
complete bed, a su it o f clothing and a
silver ta n k a rd .
A nother bulb, th e S em per A ugustus,
w as paid for w ith 4,COO gold guilders
and a coach w ith a double team of
horses. In H aarlem th e tu lip craxo
reached Its height In th e decade from
1030 to 1040, wllen a price o f 12.000
gold guilders (nliout S0.000 A m erican
money) Is recorded for a single bulb. :
Aaron.”
Aaron w ent on. H e hail It th a t Cfe-
Í « A SUBJECT DISCUSSED BY THE JER fiu * w as poor anti out of a job and dis
ICHO DEBATING SOCIETY.
couraged when he happened to find a
S T E A M E R M A R G U E R IT E , Q J L Z R - I D I Z E S r E S r t
S 1 o w r
diam ond ring in a mudhoic. lie could
o — W ill m ake -----
g ro w th
S T A G E L IN E .
have got no advaneo of $50 on It a t a
P a p P e r k in « , tlio I'o a t in a a lr r , T e lia
of h a ir
H ost t h e O r g a n i s a t i o n V i a , S t a r t e d paw nbroker's, but he actually w ent
R E G U L A R D A I L Y T R IP S
hungry fu r three days w hile hnntln up
a n ti H o w I t C a m e to a n U n t im e ly
com es
— Between ----
the loser. Struck liy such a display hf
m ill In g l.t r lo n a liin l.
Stage Leaves Steam boat L anding on
from lack
unselfish honesty, the ow ner presented
Of
F lo w s ¡'
[C o p y rig h t, J3C0, by C. B. Lewis.1
th e U m pqua for Florence S aturdays,
of h a ir
lilm w ith $75. took him under his w ing
The Jerich o D ebatin society w as and In tim e nii\[lu him king.”
i R eturning, Stage Leaves Florence
food. The
(■Squar Jo sly n 's Idea. I t daw ned ou
"T h n t’s another tally fu r the nfflrma-
h a ir h a s
■ Sundays.
him one afternoon as he w as lioein lu tlve,” said th e deacon, "and I guess
E x tra T rips W hen Necessary
Ills garden, mid th a t eveniu lie couie I’ll give A aron the sam e num ber of
_ no 1 i f e.
THE STEAM ER
over to the postoffice an d m ade a p’ints ns tlie rest. Alvin Bldwell, of
It is starved. It keeps
C harges R easonable.
speech and sta rte d the hull rolliu. A the negatives, Is iiitchln nromid in an
c o i n i n g o u t, gets
week la te r the society had Its first anxious w ay, and we’ll lien "» hat he’s
e u g I n e - i m
r
e m
thinner and thinner,
uieelin. T here w as a hot tim e fu r } get to say In favor of dishonesty.”
•T oller me back to the days of Julius
about an hour. Of the 40 men present
bald spots a p p e a r ,
35 w anted to he president, lint a fte r I’msiir,” began Alvin 111 his rainblln
W ill carry freight and passengers
then actual baldness.
"aw hile, and by p u ttln in tw o votes fu r [ voice, but tlia r w as yells and whoops
from Florence to San Francisco.
The only good hair
him self, th e sq u ar w as duly elected. and pro tests from Ebenezer, Jonas and
E. B a n g s ,
P r o p r ie to r .
D eacon Spooner v, as m ade referee, and | Aaron.
fo o d
W ill also bring tip freight
Stage leaves Eugene on Mon
“It's a cur’us coincidence, I ’ll adm it,”
tlie o th er offices w asn 't struggled a fte r
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days, W ednesdays, and Fridays at
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to any ex tent. T here w asn 't any de- said th e deacon when he could be
S lb a tln a t the first ineetln, hut S quar j heard, “b u t I don’t see how we hin
For further inform ation inquire (! a. m, arriving at Florence the:
j day following a t IQ a. in.
Joslyn m ade a speech of acceptance help b u t fuller Alvin back if lie Insists
- OF —
1 w hich raised the price of b u tte r in upon It. Everybo’tly m ust have n fa ir
R eturning stage leaves Florence
Jerlclio 10 cents a pound. A fter sayln show. Alvin, hadn’t you as lief be fol-
i Mondays, W ednesdays, and Fri-
A. W. B EA D LE & CO.
th a t lie w ouldn't exchange places w ith lered back to the garden of Eden or
’ days at 2 p. in. arriving at Eugene
22 M arket St
the p resident of the United S tates be D an'l in th e lions’ den?”
11
I the folio wingday at 9 p. in.
Alvin stuck fu r Ju liu s Cresar and
began w ith the y ear 730 II. CL. an d tlie
San Francisco, California. |
fee d s
w ay he come Avlililin along dow n to w ent ahead. H e found Ju liu s poor and
s to p s
th e r o o ts
the y ear 1000 made the glass In the discouraged and llviu on turnips, and
¡Single fare -
-
- — 5.00.
w indow s rattle. H e excited the crow d lie related liow the young man sat
sta
rv
a
tio
n
,
and
the
! Round trip -
.
-
- 9.00.
ns lie hit Nero, brought applause a s lio down and thought It all over and then
hair grows thick and
Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’
touched on Colum bus, and when he decided to steal a hog. H e stole one,
¡livery barn, Eugene,’ and a t O. W.
long. It cures dan-
got through w ith W ashington there sold him for $3, doubled bis money on
IIu rd ’s office in Florence.
w a s n 't'n o lioldin Enos W illiam s, and a hoss race and finally m ade a place
-drurf also. Keep a
Jo n as Behee and Aaron B radshaw w as and nam e for him self. H ad be con
'2 bottle of it on your
All through freight on the stage
in tears. A fter tlie spdech w as over tinued to he honest he would have
dressing table.
either way between Eugene and
E lder Spooner tlggered It up and de starved to dentil nnd been buried nt the
clared tlinj. tlie sq u a r had made 27 d if expense of tlie tow n. H is dishonesty
M apleton, will be charged at the
It always restores
feren t p’iuts in his oration, w hich w as enabled b in to become king and to do
rate of two cents per pound during
color to faded or gray
four p'iitts m ore th a n D em osthenes or good to millions.
the m onths of October, November.
“The tallies are even so fur,” said the
hair. Mind, we say
R
Cicero had ever made.
December, Jan u a ry , February,
T he su b ject fu r debate a t th e n ext deacon ns Alvin sat down, “nnd We’ll
“
always.”
March and A pril, and one cent per
u
rueetln w as “ Docs H onesty l ’ny?” The now hear from P hlletus Johnson ou the
[ pound during the m onths of May,
$1 .00 a bottle. All drtresists.
affirm ative side.”
¡June, Ju ly , A ugust and September.
’T o ile r me hack to the days of Julios
“ I Lavo fonili! jn n r Hair- V igor
to t‘C ta© l : remedy I l'avo ever
Cmsar,” began Pliiletus as be rose up,'
Ilio ll-llt.
.
IM
tt was
"UU
5
trie I- for tha
huir.. My
hair
nnd then th a r w as a row. It w as a
falling on lit vc'iv L a d , s-» 1 t h o u g h t .
S
N O TA RIES.
1 would tr y a r o t I i o f i‘ . I l.tid F .
full ten m lnlts before order w as re
n o tv o tt o, b ,,,I m y h a i r
”
used onlv y o ....
stored, and ilurln th a t tim e most ev
P u llm a n
s to p p i d f a llin g «m l, a n d i t is now
l
i
t
t
real thick an
erybody got his bead punched a t least
A. R. BUTTOLPH,
N am y J. ffloctiTC.'.RTLE,
S le e p in g C a r s
once and his coat torn up the back.
July iS, 1808.
Yonkers, M. Y.
By and by Deacon Spooner said:
E le g a n t
' V M fo t h e L lo a ic " .
“ It's u sham e and a disgrace to the
K o w ill sen d you Id s book o n T h e
D in in g C a rs
tow n of Jerlclio to carry ou In this
B « lr an d S en’?
A sk h im an y quo"
tim i yon w ish abolii y e a r h air. i o n
way. I notice th a t Llsli Billings, wl)O
w ill iic c iv o a p re m ia ¡ti.--.v r fre e .
T o u r is t
F io r n o e ,
O re g o n
A d d ress,
D r . J . C. A Í1.G .
don't beloug on either side, has Jest
Low ell, M ass.
S le e p in g
C a rs
comp in. Llsli, do you w ant to say
F R A N K B. W IL S O N .
anything?”
ST. PAUL
“Not very m uch,” replied I.lsh as lie
M IN N E A P O L IS
looked around. " I’d simply like to ask
DULUTH
If anybody here lias lost tills half dol
lar."
FARG O
»LO R EN O E. - - -
OREGON
He held up the coin In his fingers.
(her own «election) to every eubscrlber. Beautiful col
GRAND FO R K S
TO
ored lithographed plates and lllu stiatlcn s Original,
There w as 47 men lu tlie room, and
latest, artistic, exquisite and strictly up to-date designs.
C R O O K S T O N _______ _
every single one of ’em, includln the
deacon and the squar. replied th a t It
W IN N IP E G
was Ills.
H E L E N A 2 » * __
“As to the D ebatln society. It may
BUTTE
“ FOLLEB ME HACK TO THU DAYS OF JULIUS be a good thing,” said Llsli as a grin
CJ58AB."
spread over his face; "but. us to the
s
Bre«iini*lcln< economies, .fancy work, h o u stlo td h lp ts, num ber on the affirm ative and negative subject of discussion tonight, I guess
short Stori««, cu rren t topic«, etc. Subscribe to d a y .
O uijöO o.year.y. Lady ag eut« w anted. ß«uu fo r term«. side w as ab o u t even, and Ebenezer
TO
you’d betteg «t-op It und let It stay
Of E u g e n e , O regon
C H IC A G O
W hite vyas appointed to lead off nnd dropped. T his half dollar lias bln In
tell how honesty paid him.
Each my pocket fu r two weeks, and every
W ASHM M GTO N
1
It
speaker w as fp be lim ited to ten min- one of you w as willlu to lie to git hold
P H IL A D E L P H IA
lta.
E benezer liad been thinkln It of It.”
Then Llsh moved softly down stairs
NEW YORK
over fu r th re e or four (lays, nnd when
and w ent h o n e , and a fte r the rest of
he got up lie began w ith:
BOSTO N A ND A L L
•T oller mo back Io the d ay s of Julius the crow d had sat nnd looked a t each
P O I N T S E A S T and S O U T H
Caesar. W hen Cm sar w as a young m an other fu r tw o or threp inlults in nn
of 22, lie h ad n 't a dollar to his nam e uncom fortable way the president put
For Inform ation, tim ecard s, maps ami tickets A G e n e r a l B a n k i n g B u s i n e s s
F or ladles, mimes, g irls and little children. T h at e«a
no show to strik e a job. H e had -m his lint and said:
etc., call on or w rite
tain
stylish
"
chic
’
effect
n
o
t
attaiqud'by
the
use
of
an
Transacted on Tavorabla Tarais o th er patterns. H aveuo equal (or Style and perfect and'
“ Instead of follerln anybody else
about m ade up his mind to com m it
R. M cM UR PH EY,
silicide when lie found a five dollar hack to tiie days of Ju liu s Cmsar. I
Drafts Issued on th s principal cities of the r
General Agent. Rooms 2 and I, Shelton Block,
goldpioce in the road. Ill# first thought guess we'd b etter toiler l.lsli Billings
United States and foreign countries.
EUGEX'E, OREGON.
w as to use the money to s ta rt In busi down s ta irs .a n d call the tiling bust
Interest allowed on Demand U crtifcatcs of
M. Q uad .
ness, bnt It w as only n tem ptation. ed.”
A. D C H A R L T O N ,
Deposit when left «luted period.
Ills honesty w ouldn't perm it such a
Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Im lln n Ile p a r le e .
thing. He w ent around Inqulrin who
Collections receive our prom pt attention.
2.-J Morrison St./'fcor., Rd.
An Indlnn agent w ho w as a m ilitia
P o r tla n d , O r.
had lost $5. and a t length found the
City and U tu n ty W arrants bought.
ia s llr p u t together. Only 10 and 16 cen ts each—noM
colonel desired to Im press tlie Indians
higher. Sold in nearly sre ry city and tow n, o r hy minu ow ner, nnd the ow ner took a Ilklu to
Ask fo r th em . Absolutely very latest up t-»-date sty laa
W . E. GROWN,
D. A. PAINE,
lilm nnd im shed him along until he was w ith th e m agnitude of Ills dignity.
T H E M c C A I. L C O M P A N Y .
P resident.
Vice P resident.
He dressed him self In full uniform ,
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IM-lit »Hl K th Street. . . . . Few York City, ly j finally m ade a king.”
F . W . OSB U RN ,
W . VV. B R O W N ,
“T h a t’s one tally m ark fu r th e affirm- with his sw ord by Ids side, and rising
C ashier.
Ass t Cashier.
... ......... ns
.. the
.....in the council told them th a t one rea-
' ntlve side,” said tlie deacon
- Proprietors, j
C A S S ID Y & SO N
i speaker sat down, “and I decide th a t i 1,0,1 w,1.v tl,e K1’011! fa th e r had had so
. . TRY THE . .
F lo r e n o s , O re g o n .
Ebenezer has made live p'inte. Wo much trouble w ith hla red children
ivilk, now h e a r from Jo n as Bvbee ou w as tfia t ho hiid sen t civilians to
' them.
Hie negative side.”
Tables fi'.inishctl with all the
“You a te w arriors,” he said, “and
‘T o ile r tne liatk to the days of Ju liu s
¡Caveat?; and T r.td o M tlf a l n li'a ’ iird ai)«1. t i l t*l ‘
i when the g reat fath e r saw me he said,
•.v. : I '
delicacies of the season. Give us
Cjesnr.” began Jo n as ns he rose up.
HendTuodel.di'.a.yi'ujorp1. -to. V.’r a d
fi 1
“ I object 1" protested Ebenezer. “ Hav- 1 will send thia m an, who Is a g reat
ip f ltc n te b lo f r c o o f eharfro. O - r f r o n o t d i i o
a call.
,
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piten tisao , : r-1. A P am p h fet "Jiow
In follered me back, the ineetln can’t I w arrior, to my red children, who are
Y . : -i 1’ . ' i ' 4.” v. Cl c ' t
f . ;ao i n th o L . fc>.
foiier JonftSj 1 »Lga-nl to tlie referee.” j ivarrlors, nnd they will hear his
f ar. 1 fo reig n c o u n trie s c e n t fr<-e. A d lrc c J ,
"I shall have to overrule the objec I w ords.’ ”
< j
n . 8
O L
l M W r W W - / &
C . A
An old chief arose nnd. surveying
tion.” said tlie deacon. “ We follered
tcw t O
O. C.$ i Ebenezer*back, and we m ust give J o [ the speaker from head to foot, said
< O es F P a atent
C 'ncr, WkClltnCTOH.
WA0l|in
ms **AA*
nas Jest a a good a show. If tie’s got I calm ly: "Since I w as u smnll boy
___ I
T w e n tv -th re e
anything new about .luliuc Cmsar, we’d have heard Hint w hite men have great
M ile s W e s t
w arriors. 1 have alw ay s w anted to see
T H E GENTLE-W OM AN is a m o n th like to h ear it.” -
sa r w as n young m an of o n e .
I have looked ujion one. and
Eugene.
“
W
hen
Cf
ly m agazine devoted to subjects of in te r
22, lie h adn’t n dollar to bis nam e," now I am rently to die.’’- “ Iteinluls-
est to the ladle«. Tlie regular subeciip- continued Jonas, “nnd. though ho of cenees of th e Bishop of .Minnesota.'
1 lion pri c > one dollar lint we have made fered to dig out stum ps fur 15 cents a
H u m u s ’ D r n m n lle In t u it io n .
day. he couldn't lilt a Job. Ho had
I arrangem ent by w hich we offer it for n m ade up Ids mind to hang b lin silf j A story la told of the elder Dum as
i short tim e for tiftv-cents a je a r . Call an
when be found a etiay mewl In the which Illustrates Ids rem arkable d ra
¡ - t e a sam ple eoov.
woods. He knew he o u g h t to ad v ertise m atic Intuition. An em inent P arisian
tlie lyewl and restore him to ills ow ner, critic who sat beside him nt a first
b u t dishonesty carried the day. H e perform ance noticed tliut he seemed
WANTED.—Capable, reliable person in ©very I
M o n e y .Saved
sold llie c ritte r to the first m an who ab stracted .
, coin*tv to reprenent lo r/c com pany of »olid j
"You arc trlste, my m aster," observ
Sewing M achines we m anufacture and th eir A ranciai, reputation',
By
salary p t r year, paya t would buy. nnd w ith tlie $12 ho re ed tlie critic.
prices before you purchase an y other.
I ble weekly; |3 per day absolutely »»re nnd oil • ceived he wont Into polltlos nnd pushed
"No.” replied Dunins. “ I’m not bor
P a t r o n iz in g it.
THE NEW HOME SEWINB M&CHIHE GO., eBpcnftCS ; t ni’ ht. bona fide, del n ita «.-»lary, no j niniig until ho finslly b ren tn e one of the cd. but I’m som ew here else than here,
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. V. Chl«ar>, W. BtT /w lx.M o. penae money a l m i e-lcacli week. STANDARD ■ fu r 30 y ears a fte r stcalln th at mevyl. so to sp< ak. I ntn unable to follow
Prop » Dallas,
Texas.
Ban Francl«co, Cal.
A Wants, (1 ;t.,
Qeo. H a le
ll- U , and ho w as honored and respected any play to the end. 1 listen closely
HOt’HE, CM D kabbobx S t ., Cm
FOR SALE BY
nnd had a good tim e and died lam ented to tlie lirat act, and then my m ind c ar
Good dealers w auled in every town, j
C L N T R A L L Y L O C A TE D .
ries me off Into th o u g h ts of the play
by nil.”
| W rite for prices and term s to San F ran
FREE SAMPLE ROOMS
"T lia t’s n tally m ark on the negative 1 would m ake of It.”
I
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side.” said the deacon, “and the p’lnts
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S u p p li e d A n o t h e r .
WANTED—ACTIVE MAN OF GOOD CHAHAC
scorn to bo about even.”
A t n d in n er In Itottlngdenn s Itoysl
* ter to deliver nnd collect in Oreffoi», for old
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F IR S T -C L A S S .
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ncndeinlclnn stated to th e company
ft year, sure pnv. Honexty more than ex peri •
ask s Kbenczer.
th e curious fact th a t su g ar anil-sum ac
enee required. Our reference, any bnnk In any 1
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arv the only tw o w ords In English
n as In reply.
• ManofartuA’» , Thiftil FI«J0r,81i Deartoni Kt. •
w here sn Is pronounced ns slu t
, C hl'Jtfo.
I
T he deacon said th e sponkln had best
Tliero wns much Interest show n In
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I continue, and lie called upon Aar-,n th e discovery, when Itudyard Kipling
! H O L L E N B E C K BROS. A B R ISTO W , Psor».
D iflC S tS W lln l y O ll B ô t i
B radshaw , w ho w as on the affirm ative
wns heard from the o th er end of the
If a rtific la iiy d ig e sts th e food an d a id s
fu r [,is argym ent.
R A T E S $1.00 to $ 2 .0 0 P E R D A Y
iv atu ro la s tre n g th e n in g a n d t«con-
«p o ller me back to th e days o f JnllUA table, "B u t are you quite sure?"
s tr u c tln g th e Çshau'-V*l d lg e s tiv e or- .-q sn r,” |, L.n., ,\iu- n. w ith n w ave of
OREGON.
EUGENE.
The sw ord of Sir W illiam W allace Is
e a rn . I t is th e la te s t discovered digest- tdz hand, b u t when he bad got tliut fu r
a n t a n d to n ic. tf o o th e r p re p a ra tio n both E ta iu -z ir nnd Jo an s tried to yell in the W allace tow er, a stone stru c tu re
Qaicklr a*ar»‘l. OUR
tVB WII» rATTWi
In « tilling, tw o miles from the castle.
can a p p ro a c h I t In efficiency. I t In
OBTAOrrn *.-«.4 r.
or pho»*- wMh
s ta n tly relieves an d p erm a n e n tly cures him dow n and nppesl to th e referee.
It Is n tw o edged sw ord of mnsalva
'laewipti' « r r - r
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BUVD-BOOK n n
o«w «• TwNrw«* M4 h»»
proportions nnd g reat w eight, and It
FO R SALE OR EXCHANGE.
-f rwatl n. W?nS FOB COPT OF 0 0 « « rtC IA l.
replied the d u n on. - “ If lip w ant» tc h« 1» sold fo u r strong men are required
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A h<KM6 ftod lo t in Gltnu^ls. Th** &tA1> ¡.n IT
M M applyiag f«r pafcrftl. A44m«:
a ll o th e r re s u lts o l i m p e ll e d d ig e stio n . Cit-sne, tills society Im kgot to tag along to wield It.
| house i t 16 by H feet an i one story and
Price Me, »nA »I. Lanreslsc contain. ZMtlrner behind Ulin. It's ra th e r a cn.-'tis coin
-«ted for
.lam ping the rope Is sti
ZtsaO size. Book a ll ab o u t d y .p cp sia im ülwllrco c id e ! ! ,U n it tho*tliree n f yon w ant to
middle aged people athlete vlUi llv«r
i a half in height. Also a good woodshed
P rtnar«« t i t t « . DtWITT A CO.. Chicos»
RATtNT LAWYERS,
I* follered back to tt«- a: 1 i nn, hut t m ilt le t
on prem ises. For fu rther
particular« , UDmitn-u., W A S H JN G T O N . O. C.
- R liV k ll A K Y L E .
• A U tf HAL i i - 2i»i ~
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iouuire oft liiifl ot&ce.
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S E C R E T S O C IE T IE S .
F.C.
D O E S H O N E S T Y I ’A Y ?
S T A G E L IN E .
C O U N T Y O FFIC ER S
rou eoi«
NO. 43.
FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY. FEB. 22, lìtui.
VOL. XI.
A J o k e o f i . i l n e r S r a lt h 'o .
On th e occasiou of a d in n e r Sydney,
Sm ith w ns th e geest, and .when tho
evening w ns over tho host th an k ed
the w it heartily for the e n te rta in m e n t
he had afforded. “I shall not forget
you, Mr. Sm ith,” ho added. "T h an k
you. T ake care you d o n 't forget your
self tom orrow (It w as S aturday) In
church,” rejoined Sm ith, w h ereat tho
host. K ershaw by name, ra th e r bridled
up.
:
“ I hope, sir, I know how to lichave
m yself in church!” "W ell.” said Sm ith
good tom pcrcdly, "If I catch you sm il
ing I will call you by nam e.” "You
m ay,” rejoined tho visitor. “T he thing
Is absurd. 1 will give you a donation
to tho York hospital if It happens.”
On the ensuing m orulng S m ith road
tlio p ray ers reverently, ns ho alw ays
did, then ascended tho pulpit, looked
around tho church nnd rested his eyo
on tho visitor whoso uamo w as K er
shaw . T h a t gentlem an said nfterw nril
th a t he did not know w h a t possessed
him, but so It w as ho gave n broad
smile. T hereupon tho p reacher wna
seized w ith n- violent Inclination to
sneeze, and. applying Ills handkerchief
w ith suitable action, he sounded “ker-
kor k-ker-shaw ” threo tim es over.—
From “T h e Itcm lnlsccnocs of H a lf •
C entury,” by R. W. H llcy.
B r ig h t* . T h r e a t to H I . W ife .
Tw o ch aracteristic anecdotes of
John B light a re given In Blr E dw ard
R ussell's mem oirs, w hich he h as pub
lished under tho title “T h a t Remind«
M o -”
B right w ns supposed to be a to tal a b
stainer, hut once when E d w ard Mlall
w as very nervous nt tho prospect of,
having to m ake nn Im portant speech In
the house. B right said:
•Well, Mlall. If . I w ere you. I’d for
once go and have a p lp t o f cham
pagne.”
Mr. Mlall did ns he w ns told, and tho
result may he Judged from the n a rra
tor's com m ent th a t “cham pagne on an
-unaccuitom cd Interior Is not alw ay s a
curative or a tonic.”
B right “rarely had any dlfferenco
w ith Ills w ife,” but occasionally they,
w ere not n t one about tho children.
W hen they cam e to a point o f absolnto
disagreem ent, lie used to say:
“ Now, I tell tbeo. If thou doesn’t do
w hat I wish. I'll go s tra ig h t to Mr.
G ladstone and ask him to m ake me a
knight.” to w hich the a n sw e r Invari
ably wns:
“Oh, an y th in g ra th e r th an t h a t ”
5
I,n t « t in n r . In
S t. I - . t . r . L a r a ,
Personally 1 know of no o th e r tow n
w here such late hours ore th e voguo
ns In St. P etersburg. B ut your Rt.
P etersb u rg er docs not get up enrly In
th e m orning. A t St. P etersburg th«,
m usic halls, which It is tho fashionable
tiling to nttend a fte r the th e a te r—a
drive to them tnklng h alf an hour in n
sw ift sleigh—do not p raetlcally begin
till 12. T hrough the Neva nt 4 o'clock
In tlie m orning you liave to literally
push your way, and th e fav o rite tra in s
for trav elers a re those s ta rtin g about
5 o’clock in th e m orning. T hese tra in s
save the R ussian tho tro u b le of getting
up early. H e w ishes Ills frien d s “good
n ig h t” and drives down to the station
com fortably a fte r supper w ithout put
tin g the house to nny Inconvenience.—
Jerom e K. Jerom e In S atu rd ay Even
ing Post.
No D e fo r m ity T h e r e .
Tom m y (allowed to sit u p '—Why.'
S ister C lara. Mr. T ndw ell’s feet nro
(tioth alike. (E m barrassm ent o f Tonr-
! niy's sister.)
Mr. Tadw cl! looming gallantly to the
• rescue)—Of course. Tommy, w hat did
j you think?
T om m y—I d id n 't think nothin, only
I henrd S ister CInra say you're nlwnys
p u t tin your best foot backw ard anil I
w anted to see which one It w as.— Ka
rlin uge.
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T h . I’ b . s I oi » I’l.r Tow«.
“O bernm niergau Is a qunlut place."
say s a traveler. "T he whole towu la
practically controlled by the I-nug fam
ily. T hey are the leading spirit« In
the production of the play. T hey have
more or less charge of the various
taverns. Inns or hotels for the ncvuio-
‘ m odatlon of the travelers nud lu a gen
eral way supervise everything."
A m an born w ith a silver spoon hk
Ills m outh may be tlie offspring of a
fam ily th a t stol« the spoons.—New
O rleans Picayune.
If yon make a ruby hot. It Ik
greer.. but goes ha"k agnln. {
to Ita own color.