KL T2iftK~__ A. -ZSfcz. ,. A i ViKurmV *" .$«*àf^***â(e******^*************^ I < sv l - ' O mv o f K u r il,» ' S c io D » . The folio wmg *t«ry Ilium in tea th e tuff»- A rchibald F o rb es’ elev eru ess Ju 'getting his new s report« In ah ead of , bis fallow goyrcspondeiits: , : , i, ¿ H e re Is a little scene: Tim e, n e a r j irihlfiigtit, After a h ard d a y ’s w ork. Everybody done up. ’’Hello, Jo n es,” says Sm ith. ' ‘T h ere’s F o rb es alread y isieep, like b rass," “ By Jove, yes,” tuoth Jo n es (Inelhlent snore from Forbes], “I t w ould ta k e ten horses y> w ake lilm up. I ’ll tu rn In.” says • Janes. “Tim e enough to get o ur stuff alf tom orrow , eh?" “Jllg h t you are,” 'uespouds Sm ith. i In ten m inutes th e w earied w a rrio r icrlhcs nre dead asleep. F o rb es rises , cautiously, p issin g o u t like ,a ghost, ¡its him down in u hidden co rn er w ith tlie : m ap of a fallow candle, w rites like n w hirlw ind for a c,ouple o f hours, finishes w ith the la st IJj.-l er of his 1 dip, siijd leu it horse, off In» gees b elter skelter dt-foss the- country, gallop« for a n . hour, deliv ers liig letter, gallops h a c k , is in bed by 1, sleeps till» tim e "like b ra s s" mid no m istake. "H ello, lazy hiofie»/' exclaim s Sm ith a t 7 a. in., slinking th e slevper.- ."Time to be up. old m an." h dds Jones. “W h at are you up to?'! q u o th .F o rties dro wsily. “ We ai‘e th in k in g of g ettin g o ur stuff off.” "T he devil you nre! W hy hur- a-y? L et's have anoth er.sn o o ze.” : A t lust S m ith atijl J o n e s get th eir stuff off anil jn :th re e d ay s discover to tlielr bcpuzzlCm ent tb at't/jfcy w ere 24 hours beidudband. \ eny provoking to Sm ith l an d . J o u e s .' B ut if F orbes 4iud lieen tho. victim o f th e little ruse h e would have .been th e first t o laugh o v er it an d to' co n g ra tu la te his suc­ cessful com petitor. ,• I ine Art oi Seii- i 9eic-Bse. ■\ The popular idea cxpri .seci ill the phrase, "tlie art. of self-defense,” shows ,tha .opnnpu..lli^i, tbiaghiei eutr.ijrs a man luis to defend ntnreelT frrti-'. S3* visible and . external- hut the real itanger of every man is from minute and often in- «visihie foes, • In the air we breathe and f we Brink an-«»untlejs minute uisnli lSug-.c-.l against tl|Á health of ilW^tt..-«Jfsinst these enemies is to keep til blood pure Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery .thoroughly purifies the blood. removC-g poisonous substances and accretion», w hen the blood «is pure there,,is no harborage for the germs of disease which find a lodg­ ing only when, tile blood i t impure and ¿corrupt, ■ 1 cooAMer y o u r ‘GoMcu Medical b D coyerv’ ie of The Vest iiitUieincs .»n the f'iuc of tn e ferth,” writes Mr Wjl*. Moet^r. of Uedoak. M ontgom ery Co.. Iowa. "W hile in the *outh- wc»l. th ree w a r* m ^ g . T got noisfytrd w ith poi- áou ity . Tit* p o i^ ’ti settled in lnv blood ¿ind th e horrors‘ 1 suffered cA’tüiot told in wo^ls I thought I would go craz.v I tried different .. . .1: ..... tried ...... 1 «lifferbiyt . 1 4T Icind* o i medicine, doctors, but all the relief thev could give rue writ to m ake my ttockct-booic lighter I then began taking Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discover* Took tour bottle« "ith o u t relief K .e || tak in g it. 1 took in ull ten bdfrtlcs and got en tirely cured.” • I l s V a t o u b ls H t t .« W a s t e d . C hicago Indy, w ho'Is th e w ife o f a w ealth y and Influential citizen hud a g reat d eal of tro u b le recently w ith tier dom estics. She bail d ischarged her cook an d second girl and fo r a few d ay s w as obliged to do h er ow u cook­ ing. ■ . : . It w as on one of these m ornings th a t a p erem ptory knock sounded on the kitchen door. She w iped h e r hands on- th e apron n.ad found nt th e door a low brow ed. Insolent looking m ap. with a sm all satch el sw u n g over h is shoul­ der. . . . . . • : “Go and tell y o u r m istress I w a n t tc see her, B rid g et." he said, w ith a w av a.trf th e h an d . 'M adam surveyed hint In silence a 'tn o ih e iit and fTien re- ■plh-d stiffly, ‘,’J u u n 't choose t o ." "O h; you d s n ’t. eh? Well, now , tro t along, m y dear, o r I’ll have you tired," lie reiarn ed . w ith a Vicious glance. M rs, B lank w as hacking w ithin. To ho so insulted on h er own doorstep w as su ch a heinous crim e th a t her resources failed lie?. B ut lu a m om ent she hit upon a ipisu flin t w ould brin g this piece o f Insolence to a b jec t hum ility. D raw ing h er sta te ly figure up to the fu ll an d U sing on him a gaze of im ­ p erious disdain, sh e said In m easured, frig id tones, ,"I am the lady o f the ¡house." : D id h e q u ail? Oh, no! “ Ara yon?" h e rejoined quickly. "W h y d id n 't you say so and not keep mu w aitin g all th is tim e? I got some rtonp h ere th a t you w ant, an d ”— li e w as sta rin g a t th e door w hile th e b ang echoed o u t over his shoulders lu- to th e y ard .—¡Chicago News. A T h e G era& au S e r v a n t ,’ O r d e n l. ,,t tvhlch h a s it® th o s ig n a tu re o f , 'a n d I b i s m ail« u n d e r lit» pc»* s«na! su p erv isio n since its tu ta u e f. A llow no o n e to deceive y o n in fh A ll C o u n te rfe its , Im itation!» a u d “ J u s t- a s - g o o d ” a r e b u t E x p e r im e n ts t h a t triflo W ith a n d e n d a n g e r th e heal*« or I n f a n ts a n d C h ild re n —E x p e rie n c e a g a in s t E xp ixuaeut. ■ X <• in ir u » I.b u lM j 1 . m fi p,o(«»U„u»l u n « * ““ In tal» prufM»l«»i» • c IM , b.ail la .lw u»a n«“ '««1- i llia u . T.lnil«« d c . H. A ft.'r one t»f my vmm » fouuiluoa.tr cum pkn-ff nu, j„ w n . Aeitiil »n i li. .4 ,1 ,0 of Mr- Ooo. BoW' Pii. O.. M» Hawark Jaraoy City, 1 l" " i£ lUp.ua T.buloa w ltk < r.n 4 ,.'»11 Ila. Hlaa U«-Jia W iluox». S»#<á*i**í**»á#***»*W«'» f ALW AYS at toma drug »toroa ^7; The Kind You Have Always Bought 30 W W Í P IruncriM p M r uu M M A mtos 11. B uauko . mi . u. <1 ÏI k ’ mm o^î m ») n . r a ta » ob riYacsuT». C n a iu L O o w .« !. No. 10 Sprue. SlreM. N w Y -rU -o , * ° , w . uw „ 4 K i r . » TMVUB m .., » I» b. luid of » n o « K « « . K»»«™« .„■I M rM r etoi». Thor S*w»a I*Ot. lu iluc .IM P »od prulouv U I.. Oo»gJ JM M MM. IMM» x Three ★ Desirable Stars in Y e a rs. T » IC C C N T A U R C O M P A N Y . T 7 M U R R A Y S T R C t T . N E W V O R R C IT Y . Î A w-tll ku look ttloa»« Tabulea. U se F o r O ve r The modern stand­ u ard Family Medi­ et cine : Cures the ill of humanity. ■ o ther troubled w ith h e a r t b u r n »ud , . « „ • 4 w llh •leeptofeotMe. caused by h u 1 i . m L « ia ,U |N H M IndlgesttoD, for a j;ood Utti c>m pl.laM ®» many •eare. O“ »J duy ■utlB.rh. H . «oulä >M ■he aa\f a teatlmonlal , . t l i t . « k ilo ,.» «< k » In tha paper lndoraln< :¡ --------------- , 4 . aud w k k • h» R I p a lie Tabulee. Bha 4M M l 414 BSl »r,M doierihipad to I*« the»» vlik klm. H.WM1IU» a trluL waa g r e a t l y «04 . f k Mffron M lM . relieved by their ubo e c d no w ta k e s th e _ .o n ., of Ifc. «»■“»¿’»‘M1. Tabulea rojpUarly. She keep« a few eartona Ripens Kl puu. Tabulai, 1 trlrd thetn. Klpaa. Tao Tabula* In the house and say« ah* w,!l not he w ith ­ o u ^ re lle r r d but actuaUy curad out them, Tho he&i tburu and alaaplaasueiS bare iho M M la o k a k . « . 4 i ,. p p * r * > . dlaapp«ured w ith ib * IndlgeUlou which waa go,«l c o J Illo o .o 4 h . » • ’ » . " ' “ ’’' V t o , TkM formerly ao ts g u a r a n te e . I t d e stro y s W orms «imi a lla y s F c v e rià lih e ss. I t c u re s lJ ia rrln v a a n d \fcind C olic. I tT e lic v e s T e e th in g T ro u b le s, c u re s C onstipation «'.id F la tu le n c y . I t a ssim ila te s th e Food, re g u la te s th e S to m a c h u n i ¡Bowels, g iv in g h e a lth y a n d u a tn r a l sleep« T h e C h ild r e n 's Pajuitceft—T h e M o th e r’s F rie n d . r - i - pa - ns u. u I » » » . .ltrlVuó W h a t is C A S T O R IA CENUiME C A S T O R IA Ston , -» jf .1.\ u se fox* '< “ T he young person w ho fills so 1m- - p F A C T U A L C o u l d n ' t S e e t h e J o l< Q , ' p o rta n t a place lu o u r dom estic a r ­ Once offenli.-ich graciously, accepted ran g em en ts as housem aid, parlorm aid O Ö R B ^ I Ä Dr^ Pierce’s Pleasaut Pellets cure cob - the invitation o f Home frien d s to v isit j or : “ g en eral” o ften enough tak es a SUpatioll. . 'th e m lii.E tr e ta t. Au his hosts w ere pride 111 h er app earan ce, w hich, though , w aitin g for him fit Jhe hotel, one of I en tirely n atu ral, Is som etim es Irrltat- thqm, who w hs .very in tim a te w ith the i lug to th e less reaso n ab le ty p e of m is­ itwmpooer. puggesled:ii r tress. W h a t w ould she th in k If It . " L e t .u s give him a I’ouslug w el­ ; w ere necessary fo r her, as It ap p aren t- co m e/’ i i it i . ’ 1 ly Is lu G erm any, before tn k ln g a place . T he Idea w as tak en up And devel­ | a s dom estic serv an t; to provide h erself oped. One o f th e p arty possessed u j -with a special passbook In w hich a full collection o? old1: weapons, trids was ; description of h er ap p e a ra n c e m u s t be ¡ransacked. And Home tw o do»eu young en tered ? . I ecut i. felllzws w ere soon equipped as h alb erd ­ T h is description o f th e G erm an m aid­ iers. A nother niauatt-d * dohkoy uad s e rv a n t Is. entered by th e police o f her o waved the J a g of.llio club. n ativ e d is tric t an d Is som etim es dic­ . W hen (JBffenhae'b'H . .carriag e cam e tated luero by can d o r th a n chivalry. in. sight, A .drum heat, th e hulbcrdleru T he color of th e eyes an d h a ir and the I presented . rm s a n d ttreworlio were sh ap e of th e nose a ra all duly chron­ W h f ”? , -■ S o ld W ith se t off from th e haldony a t 8 o'clock icled, an d If th e co n stab le Is of opin­ /BooRkee p m s-few tho nfterpoon, ,:i ,,, ion th a t a n y .io f th ese fe a tu re s a re D A I L _ Y •In As th e com poser stepped to the “ Ugly” h e fcas no h esitatio n in sa y ­ l» O M iieg o l * n i « | ground a v enerable old man approach­ ing so. ». ed alid preusnted to him th o key o f the Ce 1 co ru pky y q >n p î 11 ¿ b 'W h a t possibilities such a system hotel en a fjlv er p ia tte i. t • i I Only a t o , suggests! Im agine th e young person Uffenbaehi vain a s a peacock and ab o u t to F ta rt a career as cook present- iiceuatuined to all sort« o f q p eo r re- lag herself before th e local constable entirely failed to .ace the joke, to a w a it his v erdict on h er nose and I le .t l n a tlie M u .e le ., l i e L ifte d th e T ic k e r . w as n s ‘broad a s an y th in g lip s'—London S t Jam es G uzette. When a m a u l s tired, lie stretches his A r.ondDii detective visiting Glasgow ran d D ueliess" or "I,a Belle met a S cotch police ollic’al on the arins and legs and yaw ns. Birds and H elene.’" ' Me took It ull seriously as D o I n ir P e n a n c e F o r SI bm . Createsi Weekly in the Country, anim als, so far us possible, follow his 1 a trib u te to his gerilus, and, ivtth tears In fo rm er tim es persons g u ilty of itreet' pud in tlie talk th a t followed ■ ! — , jin his eyes and iu a voice th a t shook grievous am) notorious offenses w ere »poke C ontem ptuously of the ability i example. Birds spread tb elr feathers and also j •1' 0 n ® wno are engaged m any of th e m echanical with em otion, h e ,m u rm u re d :■ required to m ake open c o n p sslo n and, of Scotch thieves as com pared w ith I yawn, or gap«-. Fow ls often do tills, "(iantk-ineii, ¡.this is too much, too ! fu rth er, to m ake sallgfactton fo r the the E nglish experts. p u rsu its can succeed w ithout rending and llneludlB « j .x u m e ) to u l y y u rt of th» U u lU 4 T aking th is as nil aspersion east on i Fish yaw n; they' open their mouths ; ’.1 m uch!” Stales,. < 'anada and M exico. . scandal given by th e ir bad etn m p le by slowly until they are round, the bones * T D K V, liHUUaY e llT IO W IC Io K (ha biK hb aat studying this stan d ard .Magazine of Sciences doing pouance publicly lu a w hite sheet the astu ten ess of I he Scottish police us A U .lq ., I I I , , , . and moat oomplata W eekly tfaw spapar In the well, the Glnagow detective wiis n et­ of the head seem to loosen, und the aorkl, prints rtxuburly 112 Coiuxnus, or atxtaau U nique lu Its kind Is uu qoubt the lu tlielr parish-church. Tho sh eet w as tled and tliirslcd fo r revenge. • Look­ gills open. ‘ 1 ................ ... ¡ii and m echanical A rts. I t is illu strated w ith pace*, of N ew s’ L ite ra tu re and Ganoral In t e r - M oeonff,w aterfall In th e Smith A m eri­ j used to; show - a-learly to every one ing around, lie espied a little fellow Dogs are Inveterate yawner» and! mat loo; also a m agnttioant A r T l'tlP u r a l a.id | w hich W as the offender. can republic of U ruguay, ‘ sltu atisl all m odern cuts ¡of latent inventions in all stretchers, but seldom sneeze unless ; 11otUonHoral «Departnw:nt. T h ia hi x>na of tha T h e Iasi, tlipe th a t public penance Who had been dogging them and who • reuteat depurCnwnit^ In any paper on this ! about tw o mllos below the m outh of they Irtivc a cold. 'C ats are alw ays Was know n as an expert pickpocket. I w as done In ;gn E nglish church w as Goaal. K v a r /lh ln r w ritte n la baa^d on Most ruinlnant nnitnals stretch when "rti'iio r bright. Tommy! I’ll give terfu ll o f m ore Thun trio 'm iles In But on th a t occasion th e penance w as you h alf a crown when you deliver up they r'wie up a fter lying down. De not public, th e eiiurch door being ¡length. 1 .. , -I do It regularly: so do cows. This file the w atch to me.” locked. i ii T his n nlque ’ lew p resen ts Itself to Is so well kn o w n ,th at If a cow, when "Ye will? Au w hat e ls e ? ' Ip th e previous year, ’ ow ever, pub- the trav eler, hoawver. only du rin g the arising from lying down, does not j “N othing else.” j llo iienance In a w hile sheet was done w inter, for la th e sum m er, and espe­ “L et’s sec, then. I'm to lift the tick- stretch herself I; Is a sigu she Is ill. . j c ia lly d u rin g th e rainy season, the In a couufry ch u rch In Essex, and, a The reason: for this Is plain—t l . a ' T his m o n th ’ y magazine is one ot the sim ilar thin;« ocL-nrrod In D lttou church I er- 1,n you're to pay h alf u crown for’t U ruguay contains such Im mense auan- stretch moves every muscle of the I ver oil the spot?" p ear C am bridge In 1S49.—S tra y Stories ' titles of w ater th a t t>otb arm s form best P n n tc d in this country, and fo, body. au,l if there be aaiy injury any­ "Yes, th a t’s it.” one single stream , navigable even for Wlij - w here it hurts.—P ittsburg Dispatch. “An wad ,?e ken It If ye seen it?" T h e Ifvilini« VaaHlon. to fill subscribers a t the largest freig h t strain ers. T he fall T h o < 'h ra»r> A ci« M u l l « l a « r . "I would Among a thousand.” rates within the Tho clergym an liati finished, nnd the t ■ ,..i lias been knoivii fo r centuries, und a TUB r H U D N I r t d E runka w ith the N le a s w r i.-» a a T r e e . ,t a b i l i t y Ot a ll to af'-M**«'* In tha United ;i description of It w as piibllslalu as early o rg au w as pealing forth the sonorous ' “ I s / l i a t t, th en ?" And the hoy. d ir- 1 Supposing a wnodehoppc.r in the Pay- I t is finely ¡ij„B lug Into I Is trousers p.ii-ket. displayed J U X C IlH ti.N IC Jd E haa no»«JUAJ on tha Paolll« ra p tu re o f the HendcDHotin m arch. ns 1091 by tile Ilt-v. .AiitouilM Bt-pp. u Maine forest is told to get out a mast veaat It Uiula a ll In a b ility , «ntei ptla« a»1** '»rated a n d P’-‘jse,,ts the „ameH of farnq^ "G pe m on.eut. .George.” said tin- ra- j the Identical xvatcli and explained th a t i ftflsalon.iry from TyroJ-.iwho spent over n»*vY. for a yacht, fl,? knows th at he must b . he had secured it "w hile the gent was I i n i? C l l Il O k l C i . B ’ fl T H c w ru rM c H a pnrt* ara 20 years' am ong th o 'Indiana of l.m - d lau f bride, apd facing the audience , chatliii hoot the prigs.” find a tree which Is straig h t for GO a u t h o r s i-K c o n tr ib u to rs . - 'J UK WxsT feet below the branches. It would he (uU**«t and apicleat, a-iai iu, hkD ta rlala fro f» tho though som ew hat bulky, p ra y e r book ! very troublesom e to climb trees find vat la-na In ib«i oountry. k i-1 e ii l u 1 I ' ii i i i n 1» in »■ i i f «. Costi , . “ «’p o lita » a re sol'(, a t ^ M a n C o m p a r e » ]. lu h er dain tily gloved hands and p o ll t- T H E C ilR O M U JlzK hu.a alw ays boro. a«»3 a l- I f man grew as fa s t In ppjjm rtlon as ud ii d irectly a t the b rillian t audh-uce. , The heathen ( ’lilm-c deems the dese- m easure them with a tape measure, „**<■4* w‘ l* I**. Xrlerd at>4 champlnn of tin te s a t th i s o ilie e .'" ....... ,l '•*“ ; crntlon of graves one of the m o st un- so he. w ithout knowing It. uses prac­ »< yl»», Aa nrAUoaA. or Cvi.r*Ma|viw» a.' any hind It w ill bo ■Mi elep h a n t In tw o lOviitbs. If he “All right. George»” , said the brlda; aUptMMUrUt U) «vrrythlQtf, n ? u t« i in not I to law, any man finding nnoiliei- in «0 feet lu a straight Hue from the tree, could n av ig ate as fast ,In proportion "conic along.’! as th e av erag e house tly, he could cross And as they m arched down th e aisle ! the se t of robbing a graveyard may nnd tiicu In* cuts a pole, which, when DO YOU WANT THE OHRONICLE the A tlan tic nud lisck In th e t i n e It she show ed him th a t th e supposed I legally kill the vqlnin on the spot with Upright in the ground, is exactly ns tall as himself. This lie plants in the | takes liliu lu e a t his break fast. If he p ray er book w asn’t a p ray er book at ' out fear of c o n s (-i]u c n c c s . i If a T urkish bilker palm s off a ¡oaf earth his owu length from the end ol had us m any eyes in prujsirtlon us the all. It lyns a cam era; his GO feet. I butterfly, he Wpqitl have 4»»• t , » r , r u « ia « < - p r r p a l a o n in a > t .n d p a g ta a . y m agaziuo A r H f l c I n l K p o iiK r u . h n h tm u ts a g a in s t sudden a tta c k s of necessary cnniagc required for the op­ the ground.—Weekly Bouquet. are upon a piano an d Artificial sponges ure made In G er­ tho kindly head limiters, wtio a lw a y s eration o f so l1! mnlminq. ▲nnHKIM in keeping-w ith its FIII r I Love. In many of the oriental countries, many by tre a tin g nurc cellulose with a re on the lookout for victims, whoso HI. • I. rto T 'H .'M n , m otto. T he Videut Us- ■ V, C lm M i. T h at’s a pathetic story of the Qonr- slut- eWorld»». The product sw e'ls In |iead» they need In th e ir tm slness. w here prcelom .,« tones an- l oi. <| upon gallery • «-. vinNi-uann. c x j. ivater nud on Crying becomes hard. O ther villages In tills happy lan d m e ns wtql nigh sacred > liic: ts. If is n i (loti fishing host crew. No class of nice th in k e rs is a tnicounlion th in g for a jew el rot,hoi- to •ice (loath more frequently than tli« But to provent this action alkaliludolds perched up lu»all tint htaevo.-slble trees group o, interesting mop an d -ir.,1 he pm ishcil w ill dcr-'.i.1 In Tlls t the aarily fisher tollers o f t h e si a ie used. - A p a sty mass la thus o btain­ for th e sa m e ’w eighty rensou. ■ 'i i '. , women, and th eir thoughts ed. will li, Is lug treated w ith rock penalty for falling fro a your hor.-.e among none Is a genuine i.vi inure j u e w orthy th e In tb c ” pi "d lu a mold. W hen when tak in g p a rt In oil, m ilitary op- l'reqtieil’p displayed T w o llv n iiin d . considerntion ( moud Dl*- olciis by Himple repetí iscs to Is- m aun .list nw a'." and sank. Our com pi 'M a ic lt. j Only readers fanilllur with tho north­ T r a r r d U n c k , o R ile n . m liuiuluns.— t'a r!y li KiUiny club« F r « ' , » • * • • I.»«» You will be »»r tn4 ern dialect will fully appreciate tha "M uch learn in g iimk« M r. Pasti [\liavf discovered the rea- „ » R V man sad.” fc»«b «u*lhy kim I k'raA» n-a... deptli of kindly resignation und true Bon why uiost *«»4 in addition wear* ouian |n fi,,atingí house HI f . _ ' 1 n. “the ' * N ew .. >"« .<» *> ¿keí" «Ww.»—st .V ‘ «pav .KWOMAM RUBL. •it* about ItT -C bkj»«' » Waa a rlb-uu *