LTE O F F IC E R S -
STEAM ER
plea sny nah dey pnss y o u r (Joor, ‘H ero
lives a m an who w ould shed d er blood | S priggs—B lufferu's clothes a re a lt
torn.
of mi In fan t.’ D on’t do It, cobbler.”
G riggs— Ho m ust have been doing th a
M A R G U E R IT E , G L A J E i Z D I l S i £ 3 1 ? .
•— W ill m a k e
S T A G S lu IN T C .
.. T. T. Geer.
B a r r e t t , P r o p ’ r,
K. I. D unbar. r e g u l a r d a i l y t r ip s
of & '« e
F. S. Moore,
Siege Leaves S team boat L ending on
ction J . II. A ckerm an |
; th e U m pqua for Florence S aturdays,
............W . II. Leede
i
R etu rn in g , Stage Leaves F lorence
D. R. N. Black b urn
S undays.
S. Bean
( ..................R. S.
THE STEAM ER
[J ...,...,,F . A. Moore
E x tra T rips W hen N ecessary
olveiton
( .. .0 . E . Wol,
C harges R easonable.
D istrict. .J . W. H am ilton
r u e y .. .Geo. M. Brown
H.
t ■*:
I says.
S priggs—Not a t ail.
“ It does, cobbler—It does; but, alas,
It also keeps ondt d e r beetles! I v h as I G riggs—W ell, th en , he w as oat on *
no fly mun. I don’t care If you keep I tear.
(C o p y rig h t, 1900. b y C. C . L e w i» .]
o u d t one t ’ousand flies, b u t I vhas here j “I know a m an who alw ays does ev­
I t v h as (lot p h u u b er on d er corner to plead fo r d er beetles. A beetle don’t ery th in g rig h t.”
w ho co m ts in my place ono day uml bite nopody. l i e don’t slug aro u n d t.
“ Oh, nonsense!”
,
s.:j s :
Ho don’t e a t som e cem ent or w ax or
“ W ell, he has no le ft h an d .”
> “H ana, 1C you don’t look ondt a lee- ; fa u [„ <je r milk
I f you g if him an
tie you vhas in b an k ru p tcy .”
old tom ato o r encum ber, he vlias satls-
S m ith —T hose joke w rite rs m u st bo
“ H ow vhUK I to look o u d t r ' I snye. ; Qe(j ,,U(1 happy. Cobbler, le t mo ORk p u t to an aw fu l s tra in som etim es fo r
“You m ust be cop m it d er tim es. If you dot you m a te som e holes In dot i ubjeets.
1 you go by tier d ru g store, der butcher, icrccn door fu r my beetles to come
B row n— Tea; th a t's w hen th e y ’re a t
W ill c a r ry fre ig h t a n d p assen g ers
OOUNTY O F F IC E R S -
d er plum ber or d er saloon, you Und ¡ uuj gO-»>
th eir w its' end.
T
h
a
n
f
j
v
c
r
Sa
rerecu doors to keep oudt d er flies.
front F lo re n c e to S an F ra n cisc o .
“H ut how can I spoil m y door? Dot
s i i vr^oetg»
E. B a n g s ,
P r o p r ie t o r .1
“ W’hen those c a ts co n gregate o u t on
I D ot vhas enterprise. I vail; u io u u d t floor cost m e tw o dollar, uml she vhas
K incaid.
....... II.
W ill also b rin g u p f re ig h t •
But filer is a cure.
i y esterd ay cu d see one boonered cob- I enterprise. I vhas d er only cobbler In my back fence und S turt to yow l a t
S
ta
g
e
le
a
v
e
s
E
u
g
e
n
e
on
M
a
n
-
1
,
J . R . Hill
n ig h t, I drop a pot of hot (voter dow n
bier shops. N ot one h as a screen door.« tow n
n screen door.
’Tis the eld reliable
d a y s , W e d n e sd a y s, a n d - F r i d a y s a t |
B l ....... H . D. E dw ards
on them .”
If you p u t oop one, you vhas ah ead of
Alas,
a
la
s!”
says
dot
old
m
an
ash
F o r f u rth e r in fo rm al io n in q u ire 6 a. m . a r r iv in g a t F w c i i c o the
R .....................E .U r L e e
" T h a t's a so rt of eou eert p itch .”
¡di
ho w ipes der te a rs nvhay.
“ My
d ay fo llo w in g a t 10 a. m .
H e talk s to m e for h alf an hour, cud i frendt, It vhas tw o d o llar on e a rth If
- OF —
W . W . W itbers
j I belief he vhas my frendt. In tw o | you keep dot door oop, b u t It vbas
T h e E d ito r—T h a t new scribe w e've
R e tu rn in g /s ta g e le a v e s F lo re n c e
______ A. S. P attersou
A . AV. B E A D L E & CO.
j d ay s I put oop a screen door. Sbo tw o t ’oupftuJ d o llar to your credit In ' K°t Is snkl to be n novel w riter.
..............1). 1‘. Burtoii
M o n d ay s, W e d n e s d a y s, a n d F r i ­
T h e Copy H older—You bet be Is. I
i v h as p ainted green, und she costs two heafen If you tak e Idin down. If a
» ten d en t . . .W M M iller 2 2 M a r k e t S t
d a y s a t 2 p. m . a r r iv in g a t E u g e n e :
............... C. M. Collier
beetle loses Ids life because of dot I h av en ’t found one good sentence In b is
th
e
fo
lio
w
iu
g
d
a
y
a
t
9
p.
in.
.......... G . W. Gritlin
S an F ra n c isc o , C a lifo rn ia.
door, how vhlil you feel all der tim e? w ork yet.
............. C, H . H olden
Mnype you d o n 't know how h ard It
G rig g s—All those y o ungw om en In th a t
..........G. C. Cuniplon
vhns to l>e som e beetles, to haf enfery clrcn s perform ance la s t n ig h t w ere a s
S in g le faro
— -
-
-
5 .0 0
m
an's
hand
ag
n
ln
st
you,
to
be
lilt
m
lt
H o u n d tr ip
- - -
-
-
9 .0 0
p re tty as pictures.
som e clubs und bricks und h a f screen
T ic k e ts fo r sa le a t E . B a n g s ’
B riggs—T hen It m u st hav e been a
O F F IC E R S .
doors
put
oop
a
g
ain
st
you.
F
o
r
der
living p ictu re show.
liv e ry b a rn , E u g e n e , a n d a t O. W .
sake of y o u r m other I ask yon to m ake
I l u r d ’s office in F lo re n c e .
Borne holes for der beetle In dot d o o i|”
. F . B. W ilson
In d ig n a n t F a th e r— W bnt do you In­
“U ud I d o n 't m ake som e,” I says.
A ll th ro u g h fre ig h t on th e sta g e
te n d to becom e a fte r yotl a re 21?
T
hey
act
directly
on
M. M orris
“Den you vhas a w lllnin und a m ur­
F lip p a n t Bon—A m an, o f course.
>
e ith e r w ay b etw e en E u g e n e a n d
th,e liver.
They cure
Win B ernhardt
derer. uud I m ake sem e m yself!”
M
a
p
le
to
n
,
w
ill
b
e
c
h
a
rg
e
d
a
t
th
e
L. C hristensen
constipation,biiieusness,
U ud dot old m ans kicka holes In der
R ubber Neck—Now. w h a t's th e d if­
D. W. Slihbens
r a te o f tw o c e n ts p e r p o u n d d u r in g
sick headache, nausea,
w ire und say s he can knock my eye­ ference betw een the A tlan tic a n d P a­
&
th e m o n th s of O cto b e r, N o v e m b e r,
and
dyspepsia,
Take
a
brow s off. My w ife cries, und d er cific oceans?
. . . .Jo h n I. Butterfield
D ec em b e r, J a n u a r y ,
F e b ru a ry '
baby yells, b u t before I cau do souie-
laxative dose es h night.
S age of the Sen—T he U nited S tntes.
.................. O. W. H urd
t ’iugs a feller comes uloug m lt a screw ­
M a rc h a n d A p ril, a n d o n e c e n t p e r
For C3 ye 3 years they
d riv er und begins to tak e dot door off.
p o u n d d u r in g th e m o n th s o f M ay,
............G. C. Cumpton
have been the Standard
“ P a. I know th a t t n n w n n ts m e to b e ­
"H ello! B ut bow vhas It?” I says com e n sleight of hand a r t i s t ” re m a rk ­
J u n e , J u l y , A u g u s t a n d S ep tem b er.
Family I-'iils.
nsh
1
shum
ps
oop.
P.-?rs Z5
/.:i D.-ai;T»<x
ed th e lig h t of the household, w ho w a s
S le e p in g C a r s
“Oh, she vhns all rig h t!” he snys.
° I have tfckcn A v»r> I iils r r Tn-
Ju st ab o u t to sh ift for him self.
S O C IE T I E S .
N O T A R IE S .
b r ’y for set
’i hev br.vo
“B
ut
vhy
you
tak
e
my
door
off?”
ctp\Ml cie c f a sev ere u ^ .-b c h c , a n d
"In fin ite rot!" stam m ered th e d is­
E le g a n t
a niituvui. rrcHT.
“B ecause I vlias your fren d t an.l g usted pater.
i r a a n o T w alk from w o Io fo u r
m
U
osw
icbout
£CLtin£
tire
d
or
out
dollar. I vhas proud o f her. und d o n 't like to see you ruin your pees-
D in in g C a r s
A. R. BUTTOLPH,
o? b re a th , rf’inV thing I h ava n o t
“W ell,” w as th e reply, “she tells me-
m y w ife says dot peesiiess vhlil shum p ness. You vhas lu A nieriey now. uud
boon ab le to <io for d »py years.**
I should learn nlw nys to keep some-
Florence Lodge No. 107. T o u r is t
B. E . V» at w onrc,
ah ead like a kangaroo. Dot door vhas A m erley vhas d if fe re n t from Shcr-
J u ly 13, US3.
tfetam. ALiss.
th in g up my sleeve.’’—Y onkers H erald.
»ininunicatioii on second
S le e p in g
Oop half an hour vlien a m ao comes m any.
C a rs
In A merley all vims alike.
ttrdavs in each m onth.
lYwfo* t ' s a
1 L*.”»
In
my
shop
und
says:
E
afgrypody
b
reath
es
d
er
sam
e
air.
If
C o r r e c te d .
ST. PAUL
Tf yon bn.ve «n/ eom pUiut w hatever
E. W . C obb , W. M.
"C obbler, 1 see you h a f some screen you put oop some screen door to stra in
•n d C w lM fcite bcstiuvJ.i wi tt<ivice von
C ity E d ito r—E vidently you d id n 't g e t
Secretary.
F lo r n e e .
O re g o n
M IN N E A P O L IS
c.-u luishib y i \ceiY«. V VI e tbo ductur
door.
Vliat
you
put
him
oop
for?"
1
your air. peoples vhlil stop und say : n very close view of N ookasb's su m m e r
fiofliy. Toil w ill ret*?**'.« •», prompt re*
^4 ply w’Iùcut e c.t. Ad ’.
‘
1 ¿
“To keep der flies otidt.”
‘Ila ! I)at cobbler vlias too high toned place.
DULUTH
- j?
i.c . A Y . / , . - . . „ c i ; , I J
“ B ut vhv shall you keep d er flics to b reath e In Hies und bugs uml com ­
F R A N K B. W I L S O N .
R ep o rter—N ot very close. W hy?
FARGO
oudt? Dis v I ihs a free country. It m on air, und Liu d o n 't g ll him c ,
eral Lyons P ost, No. 58
City E d ito r—You re fe r to It ns "n
S tem ------ ---- I.. Ji_-
«^í5
TO
ORANO FO R K S
vhas free fo r men uml free for flies. w ork.”
<1 ami fourth Saturdays
m ngulflcent m arble pile," w h ereas It's
D on’t you know about L exington tied
C R O O K S T ON
“ B ut 1 like to keep der flics oudt," a fram e house.
i a t 1:30 p. m.
C olvin , C om m ander.
B
uuker
H
ill?
We
lay
dow
n
o
u
r
lives
I
says.
W IN N IP E G
R ep o rter—r» It? J u s t cross o h t "raar-
F L O R E N C E .- - -
OREGON
d o t A m erica shall be free. D er tl.v also
F uknisii , A d ju tan t.
"D en you shall buy a bulldog to hle." then, a n d Insert "wood.”—Phila­
H E L E N A and
lc.y dow n Ills life. Do yon belief It cliase ’em o u d t.”
delphia Press.
(Iter own soloctlon) to every «ubwrlber.
col­
vhas right to sh u t him o udt?”
"B ut dot door costs me tw o d o llar.”
er« d litbojfi Mpbbd plat«« and Uliutiatlobs. OrlriutL
BUTTE
UU-rt, aril .do. csquialte and etrkily up le dati deal rna.
“ B ut a fly don’t h af som e feelings,’’
"I know, lint I c a n 't aoe you lose
A n ld j-1 o f th e I.a t e H e a t e d T a r a .
P e rp e tu a Lodge, No. 181,
I says.
tw o t'ousnnd dollar to save tw o dol-
“ My h e a r t ” m oaned M ildred G len-
M S C Ä U ’S ,
»ry 1st and 3d Tuesdays
“ You vhas m lstooken. A fly can feel Inr. If you d o n 't know som e pcesuesa dow c, w ringing her hands. "Is like Ice!’"
TO
' M em bers an d visiting C H IC A G O
glad or feel bad, shunt like a person. In Am erley, 1 m ust help you oudt.”
Van A lstyne Van B rogli sto re d pre­
m 1 stan d in g are cordially
If you let him In your shop, he vhas
U nd he taken my door on his hack cisely a s If stung.
Bml. A. O. F v . nkic , M. W. W A S H IN G T O N
your
fren
d
t;
If
you
keep
him
oudt.
he
und carries h!m avln.y uml pu ts her
“Thi n, of course, I can n o t nsk yonr
Recorder.
P H IL A D E L P H IA
Preecmaklntf economies, fancy work, koMhchnid biuta, vhas full of sorrow . Cobbler, do your oop before a stable.
I goes by do, to give me your h e a rt!” he c x c ln ln a tl
Of Eugene, Oregon
•horl atone«, ourrent topic* *tc
bubscrite to day. duty by some tiles.
T ake dot door plu m b er und tells him all about It, u:id tn a hollow voice.
N EW YORK
Only Mo. y ear »7. Lady ayeow v.aLl^d. dead (or toruia.
nvhay und g if him a fair show .”
by und by he snys:
F o r even love Is not Wind to th e g re a t
B OSTON A N D A L L
04381649
ceta Lodge No. I ll,m e e ts
I don’t like to do It. uud dot m an
“Vliell, cobbler. I pcllcf dot screen price o f Ice In sum m er.—D etro it J o u r­
tesday evening in Lodge P O IN T S E A S T and S O U T H
goes avhn.v m ad. H e says he has ten door vhns enterprise, but I see 1 vhns nal.
», O regon. B rothers in
slilldren. but be vhlil gif me no work, m istooken. Mnype It vhas b e tte r dot
F o r in fo rm a tio n , tim e c a r d ., m a p s a n d tic k e t^
in v ited to a tte n d .
111. H a r d F a t « .
li e goes nrouudt der corner, un.I n fat yon leaf der door w ide open mid play
etc ., c a b on o r w rite
/
K arnoweky, N . G.
’ I w om ans comes along. She has n book oil n concertina to d riv e der Hies uud
R . M c M urphey ,
W. H . W eatherson, n c .
< | und pencil 111 her baud, und :;be looks bugs oudt.”
SI. Q uad .
G eneral A gent. Room s 2 a n d 1, S h e lto n Block, A G e n e ra l B a n k in g B u s in e ss
a t dot screen door und looks a t me uud
EU G ENE, OREGON.
j say s;
T e n ip n v n r r F r e e d o m .
Transacted on Favorable Terms For ladle*, m|fr*s, girl* and Itttlo children That eci* “Cobbler, 1 vhas going to ask you to
Ascttn»—W hy a re n 't you enjoying n
<>le Lodge No., 139, meets
A. D- CH AR LTO N,
lain ntylith " ctu c' effect u<>t atudned by '.he neo of ar t
»day evening in Meyer &
A ssista n t G eneral Passenger A gent,
D rafts issued on th e p rin c ip a l c itie s of th e •itc-r pattarns. Hava no equal for «ty!« and perfect flu subscrlbt* to o u r Bunday school ph-nlc vacntlou In th e country these hot d ay s?
for crippled children, hut I s e e It v h a s
Ilen u ep eck — I am.
255 M orrison St., ( ’nr., Kd.
lap U to n . Oregon. B roth-
U nited S tates a n d foreign c o u n trie s.
no use. A m an w ho vhlil put oop a
P o r tl a n d , O r.
A
seum —You seem to be here nil th e
tnding invited to atten d .
In te re s t allow ed o n D em and C crti.ica te s of
screen door vhas a m u rd erer :.t h eart.” tim e.
F uku 0 . B ean , N. G .
D eposit w hen le ft s tated period.
“ Put I don’t vliunt some tile.-, ill m j
U ennepeck—Yes. I’m enjoying here
FLORENCE, OR,
J. F. TANNER, prop .
O no S. P iiki -I’ s , See.
C ollections receive o u r p ro m p t a tte n tio n .
»hop,” I says.
the vaentlcn my wife Is ta k in g In the
§
$
§
§
“ No. of course not. You vh.-i.il io to u t try .—P hiladelphia Pinna.
C ity a n d C o u n ty W arrants bought.
keep der flies ondt In t i e r sun uad rn ’u
W . E. BROWN,
D. A. PAINS,
i
r
oeliv
pul
tosr«tber
Only
10
and
I*
f
-n
b
oach-nuna
-
0
I
lie E ncam pm ent, No. 42,
You vhns «bust der
iiizhar. Fold In nearly *rerv eitv M>d town, or by mail. und bill him oif.
C a re fu l.
P re s id e n t.
Vice P re s id e n t.
▲>< (or them. Absolutely very lafe-st
atyiaa» sort of a man to lilt a crippled ahlkl
¡ 0 . 0 . F . I all in Florence
"G ibson Is the m ost carefu l m an I
F.
W
.
OSBURN,
W
.
VV.
RROWN,
T
H
E
M
c
C
A
l.L
C
O
M
P
A
N
K
,
id fourth Friday of eai h
mlt
a
crow
bar
or
to
stall
a
parro
t
nilt
a
ever m e, ''
u a-ia« PtH lata ktrret. . . . . »8« Yark O lf. R. 1»
C a s h ie r.
A sa’t C ash ie r.
fliers of this degree are
:
*
»
clothes p-.-cp. fla y p e you can do som e I “ I mice J!”
1 to atten d .
peesnesa !.< ,-e. t ut don’t you belief you ’ “ Y-.’s. T h e evening lie w as m anrlcd
W s K vi , k , C. P.
. . T k T T H E . .
KV ERY TU IN O FIIW T-UI.AS8.
cau get any cobbling from iuc . Vfcen he requested Ids best m an to carry the
oiin L. F uknisii , Scribe.
you vhns o n your dent,died mid no ring, and then asked him for a rocvlpt
fren d t to gif you n glass c f vnter. for It.”—C leveland P lain D ealer.
Special A ttention to Com m ercial
wuant»“*_
m aypo you -. i d 'l r< m em ber vliat a bard
>H D IR E C T O R Y
* Travellers.
h earted willnut yen vbas.”
A r t i s t i c O tU le iiltle » .
I can ’t m ake oud; bow It vhns nhofldt
Carcffta an I T m t a I f a r i q o î G1 tied a n d ?111'at-S
r o at 1nu4ne««i c jn d i.'tcd (<.!• M o d e r a te P e e r . ¿
tiles. I go o afcr to see dot plum ber,
4 f u ' - H ’. d . d r ’.w-: ; v -p p o tt,.
•. • • -
MAN C H U R C H , Florence,
f r.r-t’ r.tsM of r a e f t h i. h . O’tr M r n < t <?.•• t “ ;* b u t be vhns oudt, uml vlien I goes
xboath serv ice. S abbath-
sd.
v w ih lc t *‘E ow t o ( ’» 5 back to my shop a m an com es In und
“ Yes’ni, I w uz drove aw ay fyoin liorna
Hock a. ui. P reach in g 11 j
I I:-‘»i J’.'.foTltj
* t a t r.i.r. o I n th e U. b
says:
T E T S ?. COW AN, P ro p rieto r.
w hen a m ere chilli by the h eartless cru ­
» an J - Ji cigu o u p tii a «»
;» u t fren.
fre«». A J ilt« » ,
»nd 7 p. in. S acram ent of
bell, cobbler, I come to co n g ratu ­
elty of nie step m o th er."
tp p o r on Jst S abbath of
F lo re n o o , O re g o n .
t G » A » .O W O W &
late you. 1 goes a ro u n d t d e r vorld tlrre
B r il , Ju ly an d Octolier.
“ P oof fellow I \t lint did sh e do?”
Parr mt C
D. c
tim es, n n J I pledge you my vord I
relcom e to all th e services.
“She Insisted on glvln uie a h ath ev­
Its C h ristian s to make
neffer see a screen door like do, before.
ery S atu rd ay n ig h t? ’—N ew York Jour-,
T a b le s fu rn is h e d w ith a ll th e
|g o » i> .
nul.
T H E GENTLE-W OM AN is a m onth 8 he vhas b eau tifu l; she vl’-aa shenteel;
I . G. K wuttb , P astor.
d e lica cies o f th e seaso n . G iv e u s
sbo vhas m odest; she vhna soceh n
ly msgitxhie devotw) to sul jecta of in te r­ door nsh maypo vhas put oop In tier '
W h y <!ie I ’n r« n n G o t S a r d in e * .
a c a ll.
T alk ab o u t g rief o f a real som ber-
cut to the Imlica. The regular suhseiip- palace of an emiwfior. Let me shake S
hue. Au A tchison w om an h ad h er
TORNEYS
tio n price is one dollar hut « • have made you by your han d s und vlsh you som e I
lucks."
C ustom er—W hy do you w an, to p re ach er Invited to a Hundny dinner,
arrangem ent by w hich we offer it for n
1 feel plessed rnlt dot. b u t In tw o m ake an o th er p late? W as the lirst a and w hen she w ent to gc, the chickens
to kill them they bud escaped, mid tho
abort tim e for flitv cent» n y ear. Call and m inutes dot nton say»:
failure?
WOODCOCK,
P ho to g rap h er—T he picture w as some- | • to re * »'«re closed, Atchison Globe.
pee a aaumle con,'.
“ Vliell, how ab o u d t dot heel'?"
T w e n ty -th re e
"V hlch beer?”
w h a t too close a likeness, m a'am .—D er
M ile s W e s t
A m to S q i iln r b ly ,
"D on't you ask m e to go oudf und D orfbnrbler.
FOR SALE OR FX CH AN QE.
w
rite
F O S C i B C i i i i r i S ’S " . 1.; ; ; .'" .',
"Stjnlnclily m e n u to b e u m an o f con­
w
E u g e n e . S e w in g M achines w e m a n u fa c tu re a n d th e ir
h af some beer m lt you because of dot I
.
O re g o n
sid erab le v e rsatility .”
door'/”
.
pricca before yo u p u ic h a a e a n y o th e r.
C o r r e c t.
A houae and lot in G lenada. The
"H e la. H e alw ay s hag n d iffe re n t
“Of course not.”
i y a n d 8 M i-L arsn’« B u ild in g ,
“
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as
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TEE REW M ltc SEWiHS HASMiXE C3., house is 10 by 21 fret at.-l one story and
■l g iv e n to cirlieiiiiini* a a d pro-
h ard luck story to tell when be comes
Vliell. den. you vhns som e frau d s an d W illie Jones, T om m y?”
ORA2fQE, MASH.
to me to liorrow lucucy.” — Chicago
uud * I can ’ knock
' yon ' by der
"
"A w , I cnlbal 'Ini a Boxer.”
1 IB Union fftpiar», K. Y. Cbfcaro, IU. Ft. Lon la. Mo, a half in height. Also a good woodshed und bar», .....1
' lAUlaa, Texas.
Sen FYaucl-M-o. Cal.
A iuuim ., G«.
middle of next week In tw o m inutes!
“You sh o u ld n 't have done th a t, You Tribune.
on
prem
ises.
For
fu
rih
at
p
articulais
FOR SALE BY
It vhas shlist like 1 belief before I come know he la nothing of th e k in d .”
BENEDICT
F ru n v h ls« » .
Good «{¿Milers wanted in every town. ir.an ire at thia otHre.
In here. You vhaa a had. selfish m an.
“Aw. b u t he wuz. Look n t m e facel”
F ra n c h ise grubbing 1» distin ctly n o t
If you find som e grnRshoppcr m lt h l. —Itidiauupolls P ress.
' W rite for prices and term s to San Fran
good form . A frnuchlse sb.iohl a lw ay s
° r B
hack broke, you vould »bum p on him
visco, Cel.
be tak en dslH ierntely hetw yeu the
m lt both feet. I tell eateryp*»dy '
Possibly,,
th u m b anil forefinger, w ith th e littla
WAMTKD—ACTIVE MAN O F (HH»D CHAKAC
abondt you. und In tw o w eeks you
W a tts —Do you know th ey nre telling finger extended.- D etroit Jo u rn al.
te r t«» d e liv e r e n d collect in oreic ni. for old
vhas In bank ru p tcy .”
i> tu b lin h t'l r aiiuf«<’jc ri:i-' n h o le »tie hottM*.
•ro u n d th a t you pay th a t office bey o f !
fWOa year, su re Mir. H onesty m ore tr.a n cx ix n i-
U nd he shakes his fist u n d er my • yours so little th a t lie Is s ta rrin g ?
l i t H i« I’ n r l o r C o r,
cu ee re q u ire d . O tir rcfevvnre, a n y bank in an y
nore und Licks dot screen door open i P o tts—'t h a t | h uot w h at m akes him i “Look a, th u , w om an, Klie lias been
c ity . Jwicfoac aci» addr***»« «1 d a m p e d citieloj.i».
M itonia'-tcrer«, T h ird Floor,
D earborn bt.,
und
goes
oudt.
My
w
ife
says
It
vhas
so tldn. IIo ca n ’t stop w histling long lying dow n n!l flay rending a im vel o f '
ChicHgo.
b etter do, we let Home flies In und c a t enough to c at.—ludlnuaiiolis P ress.
I M nrle C orelli’s."
up d er stock uml hlte der baby, b u t I ,
“ Well, uiuyhe It lan't w urtti sittin g
hold on a Icetle. uud sn old m an m lt a !
A nd W illi« K n e w .
D ig e s ts w h a t y o n e a t .
up to lend.”—Chicago Record.
enne und a In me leg comes In. Ho
L ittle W illie—Pn. Is nm n m icrobe? :
It. artificially digest» th e food and aids
o ts kind uml slicntle, und lie sits j Mr. H enpeck—W hy, no, W illie. W hu, '
A One tutted t>n<lerMtnndln»r,
N ature in stren g th en in g and recon­ lo
dow n und w i|ies nvhay som e te a rs be- | m akes yon aak sneh a qnes,l(,n?
stru c tin g th e cxbaceted digestive or­
“’1’bey nay thnt rich g irl from Kklhoo
fore
be
Hays;
gans. I t is th e la te s t discovered digest-
L ittle W illie—‘W all, the teach er told can mntyjr the D uke of M auchest.-r If
“Cobbler. I. vhr.s w ane ,o apixsil to : uk th a t b aldness wns caused by n ' she wnnti: blni.”
Qai.t'v »—a.-û-i, cv» rr.z b o i war« r a n x r 1 a n t and tom e. No o th e r preparation
0BTÀIFZ3. f*» Bl m«4-I, 'k.irh or
with « cau approach I t in efUeteut-y. I l in ­ your hum anity. You vhas a m an. i m icrobe.—B altim ore A m erican.
“ P ity ib« duke tln era', know I»."—
Is*-. DU n íhrF.r
«I-FAäE ( sta n tly relievesand perm anently cures You t a f Home w lfes und a baby. If !
KAÏDBMC m i t .
O xiU ioc rr«rv»aM« a»4 («U I
C leveland P lain Dealer.
.«for»*« m. warrz n » carr er ov* sr?ci/.L I Dyspepsia, In d ig estio n , H ea rtb u rn , do, baby die of m easles, your soul vita» i ,
C old C o n n o tatio n .
o rm i ItUthea'irt'iMrwJp’oD'.mto»*' rrrow»-» L» f Flatulence, Sour Stom ach, N ausea. Jarred.”
’ £»’•«* aMonwy, <*4 171 BY IXYtlfTOR SFPVT.D Í Side Headache, G astralgla C ram psand
W idow W llklna—1 shall alw ay s k re p
Off t it s W in d .
UAÛ IT MCor« *pf*;yiag Car p*b»at.
I !
"V lien. how vhas I,?“ I ssys.
green my m em ory of d ear Bllns.
"D trtn’t yon feel d readfully w hen yon
all oi her resu lts of im perfect digestion.
" I t vitas do, screen door. If you
Mr». Iludklns -T h a t ought to he easy. lost your gold handled um brella ?”
Prtc«Ke. »nd ft. I a rt» H i t contain, IH tto i.«
cmAilEa*«. Book ail ^*XKit<3yxpcp»i»midiedfm like to put him oop. dere vhas no law j Tot, sta rte d to g eth er so green th a t yen
“ No; I’d ex|MHted to lose It for so
r-ATt.'ir LA« (CRC,
Prepartd ty C. C CHWITT A CO . Cfctcflfl» to stop you. b a t I vlias here ,o ask you w ould be allocked by a change t f long th a t I w as glati wbeo It
uB nitKU W A SH IN G TON , O. C.
tu
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r
nam
e
of
com
m
ou
hum
anity
to
color. -D cu v cr News.
MEYKIi & KYLE.
gyuo.”—Chicago liccoid.
: Florence o í Beai of Tifle.
L U E L L A
EU G ENE-FLO BEN CE
4M „a
of Ib»
S?M
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“I ao.utu,
have
*n<l he a,ÍT¡
’“’»•rU.dñi,
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‘“• “‘rrwilki*
is»e) u utn¿
«don
Uw poor udifcj
°* ,ont<itin^
rnnomiwuiiT
• «sente ,
a relut
j
Pein back o f y o u r
e y e s? H eavy pressure
In your h ead ? And arc
5 1 tyou fiOfiietimes faint and
dizzy? Is your tongue
I-« coated? E id taste in
your mouth ? And does
ycur food distress you ?
A ’e you nervous and ir­
ritable? Do you often
have the blues? And
are you troubied about
sleeping?
P lB iu h e v , W in » A id e d ¿H ut I n r u t ­
tin g: I t In t o ilflfe e t. h u t I t C o u ld
l i n r d l y lie C u lle d n Sncccnn.
S T A G E L IN E .
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ORTHERN
Pacific, Ry
:
N otary P u b lic , S u rv e y o r
NOTARY
s rc i
P U B L IC ,
A FR E E PA TTERN
T H R O U G H T IC K E T S
EUGENE
Loan -s Savings Bank
2,509
REW HOME ” SEW1H3 HÄCH’ÜE.
MORRIS «"» HOTEL,
co.
•8.
aro
E lk P r a i r i e H o te l.
C.
)m e y a t Law,
ON E U G EN E AND
FL O R E N C E
S TA G E
ROUTE.
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