'j A D V E R T IS E R S A J, 1 THE W EST YOUR HOHE PAPER I k | «f O P P O R T U N IT Y ► > S U P P O R T IT j I- SIUSLAVrS ONLY PAPER. - Lg^ i. j - A ft-A - ft -A • * - - * - - 1 • Ü ' ** **' *• NO. 4 8 . FLO R EN C E, OREGON, F R ID A Y , M ar. 30, 1900. TRA V ELE R S ’ GUIDE TRAVELERS’ GUIDE. GENERAL DIRECTORY STEAM E STATE OFFICERS o — W ill m ake ------- o Will make regular trips from, B K izll 2 - - - - - - ; 7-^:---------------- ..................................................T. T. Geer. R E G U L A R D A I L Y T R IP S F lo re n c e to A a q u in a ecretary of S hite............. F. I. Dunbar. — - B e tw e e n ----- rMflnrer............................. F- s - Moore’ Calling at ALSEA. And from , apt. Public Instruction J. H. Ackerman Ute Printer.......................W. H. Leeds. F lo re n c e to Coos B ay ■ttor'^y General D. R. N. Blackburn i ..........R, S. Bean THE STEAM ER Calling at the I MPQUA. kme Court ........K. A. Moore ( . . . .C. E. W olveiton For passenger and freight rates ¡a Second District. J. W. Hamilton — APPLY TO — curing A ttorney.. Geo. M. Brown Florence anft Heal of Tile. L Ü E L L A M eyer & Kyle, CO UNTY OFFICERS- _ .......................E. O. Potter. ..........VV. T. Bailey ' ’ ' ‘ ’ H. D. Edwards .................................. E .U .L e e ................. , W. W. Withers rpr............... ” . . . .A. 8. Patterson 7 ............... ...D . P. Burton Ssuperintendent ...W .M . Miller PL, ................. .W. P. Cheshire ¡e oil P e a c e .............. C .H . Holden b le.............................. .... A. Evans , -j Ltpr T he Look at your tongue. Is it coated ? Then you have a bad taste in your mouth every morning. Your appetite is poor, and food dis­ tresses you. You have frequent headaches and are often dizzy. Your stomach is weak and your bowels are always constipated. There’s an old and re­ liable c u re : O u t o f H im T o o . “Of all the Slllle people I ever Seen,” paw Beil after rliiklen his forriil A long time, “the worst Is the One« what Git I to Starten Argymeuts about Wlieu the , twentyeth sentcherry Begins. Peeple j what ain’t got no More Bentz than to Waste Time Over sutcli a Thing ot to Have babies er sumtblug In the house So they could keep blzzy without Goln 1 way fruin Home to bunt fer trubble. But the good Lord made It So sum R O. W. Hurd Wm. Kylo J. L. Dahlin M. Morris * U N . . . . John I. Butterfield o f a ll M en’s B oy’s S u its. and D R Y GOODS, BOOTS A N D SHOES ► ] i are sold cheaper in our store than any other store in the County. C o m e s tix d L s e e e tn c L Toe c o n v in c e d . Extra Trips When Necessary ORTHERN P a c if ic , Ry- p rice A n d V »e» a P r a c t i c a l I l l u s t r a t i o n T l u i t U n f o r t u n a t e ly N o t O n ly U p - I a c t» H i» T h e o r le » , b u t T a k e « a F a l l H,H. .W. H. Wlatherson I of Trustees Florence, O r. Will carry freight and passengers from Florence to San Francisco. G A R D Il< rE R W ill also bring up freight S T A G E L IN E . . . . •** ••• *** B a r r e t t , P r o p ’r, For further information inquire Stage Leaves Steamboat Landing on - OF — the Umpqua for Florence Saturdays. A. W. BEADLE & CO. Returning, Stage Leaves Florence 14 California St, Sundays. San Francisco, California. CITY OFFICERS. resident HE TRIES TO EXPLAIN WHEN THE NEW ONE BEGINS. S te a m e r R o b a r ts M A R G U E R IT E , 1 -4 Knocked Off PAW ON T IIE CENTURY j OPFOSITE Charges Reasonable. HOTEL EUGENE E U G E N E -F L O R E N C E Don’t take a cathartic dose and then stop. Bet­ ter take a laxative dose S T A G E L IN E . each night, just enough to E. B an g s, P r o p r ie to r . cause one good free move­ ment the day following. Stage leaves Eugene on Mon­ ? days, Wednesdays, and Fridays at You feel better the very next day. Your 6 a. m. arriving at Florence the appetite returns, your r ► day following a t 10 a. m. dyspepsia is cured, your r F Returning stage leaves Florence i headaches pass away Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fri- j your tongue clears up, days at 2 p. m. arriving a t Eugene C a r s the following day a t 9 p. m. your live r acts well, and ? your bowels no longer give you trouble. J. 7 . Kauffm an EUGENE, Lane County, Oregon. BO HK GOT TWO OF THE KITCHEN CnARKS. folks hnseu’t got nothin to Do But al­ ways Look around fer sum new Way to Show thare foolishness. That’s what makes me Glad 1 haft to work fer a Liven. If I wonldeu’t Have nothin else to Do mebby Sumtlmes I mite Git to goln on like a South Amurlcan Re­ public too. Ennybudy what Has half ns mutch Sentz as they avo In n little ltcd mousetrap ot to no the twentyeth sentcherry Can’t Begin only Wunst and that Is nineteen Hunderd and Won.” “How Can It Begin, then?” maw a st “Orate hevens.” paw nnsered, “Can It Be possable you uro One of the Soup preem lddyuts That thinks It Begins with Nineteen Ilundercd? No wunder Our Cblldern sumtlmes Don’t hardly Seem to be Worth raisin. Now, I'll Jlst Sbo you now this thing Is. If I am workin fer a Hundered Dollera a Week and’’— “Ob. paw.” maw Says, “Don't go to supposln Ennythlng of that kind. It nln’t Ever gofn to llapen.” "Say,” pnw told Her, “Don't you want to Find out about this Blzness er not? If you Do, try to Brake the reck- erd now by not saying nothing fer about n Half a mluut and I II sho you. Yon see. if 1 was goln to Ride a bun- dered miles I wouldent go Back and Ride a Mile before 1 got started, would WOMEN OPPOSE WOMEN. humbled the senator . T h e B tn te o f A ffn lr s B o ld t o B x fa t I u th e G o v e r n m e n t S e r v te e . B e T r i e d to A s s e r t H is In d e p e n d e n c e , b n t F a i l e d M is e r a b ly . The writer remembers a good many “Why Is It that women are practical­ ly debarred from receiving promotions years ago when the late Ezekiel Clarke co the higher places In the government was a member of the state senate from kal ............................G. C. Cumpton P u ll m a n service?” uskod a government clerk o f Johnson county. It Is well known that a quarter of a century’s experience. the senator or member from Johnson S le e p in g The question was put to several ladles county is always expected to get a SEC RET SOCIETIES. In the treasury department. Before large appropriation for the state uni­ E le g a n t any one of them had time to reply the versity. To fall would be political D in in g C a rs Single fare - - - - $5.001 questioner proceeded to nnswor his death. Senator Clarko was anxious P rice, 25 cent». All d ru ggh ta. Round trip - - - — $9-00 F. & A. M. Florence Lodge No. 107. T o u r i s t to succeed and during the early part own Interrogatory. Tickets for sale at E. Bangs “ I have taken Ayer’s Pill« for 38 Is Regular communication on second “It Is because they are held bnck by of the session voted for everything. S le e p in g C a r s years, and I consider them the best livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W. id B u rth Saturdays in each month. members of their own sex,” he said. If another-.senator had a bill, he inado. One p ill does me more good than half a b o x o f any other k.’ud I ST. PAUL H urd’s office in Florence. “Some time ago a lady In one division E. W. Conn, W. M. hnd to do was to go and whlsmer In have ever tr ie d .” Mrs. N. E. T a lbo t , I know of was so favorably regarded Ezekiel’s ear. and he would vote ”aye." M IN N E A P O L IS B, M ills , Secretary. March 3 9 ,lWO. A rrington, Kans. All through freight on the stage j that she would have been made chief One day, however, Ezekiel came Into DULUTH of that division, but as soon as her .«he senate with hair cut nnd a clean either way between Eugene a u d , A R. General Lyons Post, No. 68 FARGO prospects became knewu lier fellow shave. He sat upright In his seat and ¡ B e e t s second and fourth Saturdays Mapleton, will be charged at the j clerks of the same se i became Indig­ began to slaughter right and left. TO G R A N D FO RKS each month at 1 :30 p. m. rate of two cents per pound during nant aud united In a protesL They de­ State Senator George F. Wright look­ TT S. B. C olvin , Commander. . « TR Y THE . C RO O KSTO N clared that they could never work un­ ed across-to where the senator from J. L. F ubnisii , Adjutant. the mouths of October, November, W IN N IP E G der her; that they would a thousand Johnson wns sitting and Inquired what 1 HEW HOME” SEWIHQ MACHINE. December, January, February, times rather have a man than a woman change had come over th» senator H E L E N A »nd ■ V .W . Perpetna Lodge, No. 131, March aud April, and one cent per to ‘boss’ them. They wouldn’t allow from Johnson county. The other sen­ BUTTE • meets every 1st ami 3d Tuesdays ator replied that the appropriation bill her to ‘lord it over them.’ pound during the months of May, month. Members and visiting “That Is only a sample of many for the state university had now pass­ •thren in good standing are cordially T H R O U G H T IC K E T S June, July, August aud September. coses. Women can be depended upon ed both houses, and the senator from "ite.1 to attend. A. O. F unkb , M. W. TO to nntagonlzo women under such cir­ Johnson was going to make up for C H IC A G O G. K notts , Recorder. cumstances. Not mily. did they do so lost time. A lex. Patterson, M . D. W A S H IN G T O N In the caso 1 have cited, hut they ac­ - Clarke kept on punching heads until H|o. F. Heceta Lodge No. I l l ,meets P H IL A D E L P H IA tually gave the marblo heart and the the senator from Jefferson, Moses A. Gardiner, Oregon. Merv Wednesday evening in Lodge Icy hand to this woman niter they de­ McCold, rose and solemnly Introduced ¡jE' Florence, Oregon. Brothers in N E W Y O R K feated her prospects of a promotion. a bill for an act entitled "Att act m litauding invited to attend. “I Don’t no.” maw says, “I Have BORTONAND A L L _ E. II. Alexander, N. G. Offen saw you Do things what was I nm satisfied that one of the most In­ repealing the appropriation for th® Special attention to Diseases of P O IN T S E A S T and S O U T H E. A. Evans, Sec. Just ns Hard to Explain. They are fluential obstacles to women In their state university.” A broad smile pass­ effort to secure equal recognition with ed around the room, and everybody the Eyo. For in fo rm a tio n , tim eca rd s, maps and tick et« never no Telllu what you mite Do.” men comes from their own sex.” except the senator from Johnson saw “Oh, well,” paw Says, “thay ain’t etc., c a ll on or write O. F. Maple Lodge No., 139. meets The man who asked and answered tho Joke. But the spirit of levity pass­ enny use Tryln to Talk to people what ,rv Thursday evening in Neely s R. NO TARIES. Don't no enuff to lajm tilings when the question then moved off before his ed away from Senator Clarke. He at . Beaton, Oregon. Brothers in good General A gent. Room s 2 and 4, Shelton B lock, they have a Cbanct. 8|>osen you was audicuce of lady clerks had an opportu­ onee nssmned his humble attitude, and ling invited to attend. EUGENE, OREGON. Gxo. B. G amp , N. G. agolu to Pay the Grocery man a Dol- nity to reply to his assertions.—Wash­ tho other boys voted him ns usual dur­ ing the remainder of the session.—D e# A. R. B U T T O L P H , ler and Eegln Couuten Out pennies. ington Star. F red O. 1’ eil , Sec. A- D- C H A R L T O N , Moines CapItaL A ssistan t General Passenger Agent, Do you Think he Would tell you to T h e Ln narh o n t h e O » « » r » L 255 Morrison St., Cor., 3d. stop when you Give hint ninety Nine I " N o tary P d b lic , S u rv e y o r W RITE Fill W B l U S S t S i 'S "Mebby He mite Be niukin a marked The late General Clinton B. Fisk was lc e h o n a e F i r e s . P o r tla n d , O r. S e w in g M achines w e m anufacture and th eir JH llR C H D IRECTO RY Curiously, an Icehouse is tho most prices before you purchase any other. Down Kale that day,” maw snys. ! onee addressing a Sunday school con­ One of the speakers had re­ likely place In tho world for a fire. In­ O regon FLORENCE, OR. F lo r n e o , J. F. TANNLR, pao.. THE MEW HOKE SEWIMB MACHINE CO., “What’s the use Gitten Bothered about i vention. minded the children that It was Wash­ surance late« are so high on Ice sheds as. BBYTERI AN CHURCH, Florence, It enny Way? 1 thot you sed people O R A N G E , M A S S . 4 f § § to be almost prohibitive of any policies- was Silly If thay would waste Tlialr ington’s birthday. » Union Square, M. T. Chicago, 111. S t Lnuii, Mo. e-'on. Sabbath service: Sabbath- "Children.” said General Fisk, "you being taken ont. Spontnncona combus­ i n .iio» Texas. flan Francleco, Cal. Atlanta, Ga. FR A N K B. W ILSO N . |,1 0 o’clock a. m. Preaching 11 time over such a thing?” FOR SALE DY ik a. m. and 7 p. in. Sacrament of “Thay arc,” paw told Her, “only thay all know that Washington was a gen­ tion is responsible for th® fires in lee ord’s supper on 1st Sabbath of Good dealers wauled m every tow n. Don’t no Enuff to see It the rite way. eral. Ferhnps you know that 1 nm sheds, nceoiding to some authorities. iry April, July and Octobci. Write fur prices and terms io 8an Fran Now I’m Jlst agoln to sho you How also a general. Now, enu any one tell When a layer of ice is melted Around t rbody is welcome to all the services. wns the difference between Gen­ the top and sides in summer, an Im­ this thing Is so you Can’t Help but .what . t requests Christians to make F L O R E N C E .-- - OREGON , cisc«, Cal. eral Washington and myself?" mense amount of heat Is set free. When See It.” EVERYTHING FIRST-CLASS. selves known. •T know, sir,” replied n small boy In conditions are exactly favorable, spon­ So He got Two of the Kitchen I. G. K notts , Pastor. taneous combustion takes place. Others- Chares and stood with one foot on one tho back part of the room. “Well, what wns tb» difference?” believe that a zone of Warmth and Special Attention to Commercial chare and the other foot on the other said General Fisk, smiling at the lad s moist ire is created by the melting h e Chare. * •_ Travellers. * * ATTO RNEYS and that this attracts lightning. In tiny "Now,” paw told us, "sposen the ; eagerness. "George Washington couldn’t tell n case an icehouse is a beautiful place for chare what my left foot Is on Is the T p « Gentlewoman of Hew York City s nineteenth Sentchery and the other lie, sir!” cried the boy In exultant a fire. ««,.<» an « « n . >n you. Lre n . I . 3 >'M r.rem»uo,» A. C. W OODCOCK, U I ameno« iu c y -lc . M ie » .;.» ., one Is the next one, with the first of tones. Shouts of laughter followed. In of l>ti«».-«, K in -’ , \ \ ncl.e~ >h»r| and a-lk »Vaisi». Of Eugene, Oregon January IlalT way Between. Do You which the general Joined heartily.—De­ Hantikcrchic:*, vie ; m fact, -bvut two i.undrcd a n t i -.r.tB u v t ;tl r r i f l r « .’ M h- tts e h n W D. W . ST IB SE N S, Proprietor. troit News. See It all rite ns Far as I got?” itto rn e y a t L aw , can be secured without M fetu« o - cent. A new ana attract-vc plan ot ttecuitnq s u b -in t« » w lthuai »’»« “Yes." maw Says. “But 1 Don’t nev- | F lo r e n o e , O r e g o n . A C a n d le T r i c k . ol jectK’ < .able U atur« ot Cam—- er Beleevc iu Straddlen on these , Ix*t n candle burn nntll It has a good O regon a n o , jioou . o :a cold ¡ Givcn Away Frso Things. Thay Can't he two Sides to It.” long snuff; then blow It out with a sud­ -Kooma 7 and S M cLaren’» B uild ing. A^ I I n Addili»« Gi ffu IftT O> Fine Cnr »P M»«aw. A $350.°° PIANO Down fine. Now, sposen my left foot Is smoke will curl up from the liot wick. buainefl' W e ,.r .4 our. c om pie.. delicacies of the season. Give us dubs ■ .! .'’ « " F-e*1, b 'r 3 n » " t 1 e * « ° d °"r M»:nmo) » 1 0 0 0 . 0 ® E . E. B E N E D IC T , » id In -«d-------- ’ three Inches from the caodle. the flattie In <»•»’ .<1 »n4 « » O X O » » E t a n o • . •*« ' * " . ,,d io -d » r 1'n m i p Transacted, on Favorable Toms will run down the smoke nnd rekln- | Ever»'bin« *»H b< •«"< r> u Ffr«. 3R.NB3Y - A .T - X j A ." W 06NTLF'*'°M AN PUBLISHING COMPANY, die the wlek In a very fantastic man­ Pratt« laaued on th e prlnefpnl c itie s of the , r f. I. I U uited State» and foreign countries. 1 ’ Orow" ’ T w e n tv t h r ^ there must l>e no draft or “banging’’ Interest allow ed on Pcm and Certificates of MARSHAL’S SALE- doors while the mystic spe’l Is rising. S ..............................F . B . W „ ~ n S all M c M urphey , NOTARY PUBLIC. In Gold TDCE EUGENE MORRIS ♦♦♦ HOTEL, Loan Savings Bank A$B50PIAN0! i B 2,500 . Elk Prairie Hotel. M il e s W e s t Eugene. BO Y E A R 8 ’ E X P E R IE N C E I P ep osit w hen le ft «toted period. C ollection» receive our promot atten tion. By virtue of « warrant turn», by the RecoiMer of tb'; town of Florence, C ounty of fame, »ml ¡S uite of Oregon, to m oitiretiteU , March llt h , I W . E. BROWN, D. A . P AINE, 1 oo, eoniroenitlns inc to levy on the real estnte j President. Vice P resident. I I th e delin q u en t propnrty owner» nam ed o n ] F. W . OSBLkN, W . W . BROWN, th e ftcliuqucnt aeersinuent roll of tho w h l | C ash ier. A»»’t Cashier. • )wn of Florence, for erecum ente ma<1e on the I 2«th • o t seller the nite Before Iscoz maw Herd •eld day a t th e Front Wren o f the Odd Fellow a’ some rats Down thare Inst week. The Cat Scoottd Between the Chares b iilldlug In th e tow n of Florence, County ot L u e , en d Stale of Oreqon, 1 wlH aell the above where pnw was statitk-n. and the pupp n t A Of HA»N (W 0i«n»«O dearrlbed real « t a t o e t public a u cllou to the thot He would Do the Salta, hut mail« hlglicrt hMder (nr cash, anbject to rédem ption, a mlstakp and Bumped nglnat the Nino I to Mtl»(y the »old warrant, co»tr. Inter*»! and teenth Sentcherry and nocked It fruni tinder paw, and the Bottom Dropt out r^aM int Palat«™«. Potent. Ta»i«Oc~l BnOogA aecru in g eo tti. ftauef at Florence, Oregon, thia 14th rtny of Never K'cfcwn. Weak or . W .» d v ta . tt# ->ot.U a f r r . « f ct-.r-e. O”/ fen not dur ti 1 . A C. A. 8MOW & CO. HOTEL EIGENE HOMÆ XBBCK BROS. A BRISTOW, PftOF« m«fiWH>rnr»l. P.m/jle« in Pa»*T»»«.‘‘ with 00, >«t ‘ »r a a a a ln . ngj. permit your understudy to sit for you. j w rites Mrs. I'W » H.Uatcail. '>f okrc N at., Inrt. Tv "I » r a reck!»* P™ —Cleveland Plain Denier. frimi t« e l a c t ,>r my hen