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F LO K E N C E , OREGON, F R ID A Y , M ar. 9, 1900.
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TRAVELERS’ GUIDE
TRAVELERS' GUIDE.
INERAL DIRECTORY
STEAM E
STATE OFFICERS-
M A R G U E R IT E ,
W ill m ake ------- o
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S team er Robarts
Will make regular
trips
from
Ir ................................. T .T . Geer. R E G U L A R D A IL Y T R IP S
' of S 'ate...............F. I. Dunbar.
----- B e t w e e n ------
Rr............................ F. S. Moore.
bblic Instruction J. II. Ackerman |
Calling a t ALSEA. And from
sinter...................... W. II. Deeds.
General D. K. N. Blackburn
f ................. K. S. Bean
THE STEAM ER
i Court ■<............... F. A. Moore
Calling at the UMrQUA.
( .. .. C . E. Wolverton
For
passenger and freight rates
econd District.' . J. W. Hamilton
fing A ttorn ey.. .Geo. M. Brown
— APPLY TO —
Florence to Y aquina
Florence anfl Head of Title,
Florence to Coos Bay
LU E L L A
)UNTY OFFICERS-.
E. O. Totter.
T. Bailey
kioners
Edwards
.E. U. Lee
. .......................W. W. Withers
L ’ ’ ’ ’................. Â. 8. Patterson
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.............. D .P . Burton
hiperintendent... ,W. M. Miller
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.-..C. M. Collier,
. . . . W -'P. Cheshire
kf Peace......... : .. .0 . H. llolden !
I e ., ........ Ei A. Evaiis !
Meyer & Kyle,
Florence, Or.
Will carry freight"aii£ passengers
from Florence * to
» San Francisco. G k A - R I D I I S r E Z r e .
W ill also ty-ing up freight
S T A G E X j IN E J.
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For further information inquire
B arrett, Prop’r,
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Stage Leaves Steamboat Landing on
the Umpqua for Florence Saturdays.
< A. W. BEADLE & CO.
Returning, Stage Leaves Florence
14 California S t/
San Francisco, California. Sundays. ,
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W. IL Wéntherson
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Win. Kyle I
J. L. Dahlin I
M. Morris |
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SECRET SOCIETIES.
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Florence Lodge No. 107.
Regular communication on second
fourth Saturdays in each month.
E. W . C obb , W. M.
I, M il’ s, Secretary.
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,rdar............ r. .John I. Butterfield
,hal...................... G. C. Cunip'ton I
Extra Trips When Necessary
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Paç
Pacific,
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ICITY OFFICERS.
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S le e p in g C a rs
E le g a n t
D in in g C a r s ? :
T o u ris t
S le e p in g C a rs
8 T . PAUL
M IN N E A P O L IS
DULUTH
I. General Lyons Post, No. 58
ta second and fourth Saturdays
Olouth at 1 :30 p. m.
■ 8. B. Ooi.vix, Commander.
J. L. F urnish , Adjutant.
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FARGO
O R A N D FO RKS
CRO O KSTO N
W IN N IP E Q
H tV . Perpetua Lodge, No. 131,
stS every l«t and 3d Tuesdays
math. Members and visiting
in In good standing are cordially
to attend. A. O. F unkk , M. W.
iH trs, Recorder.
Heceta Lodge No. Ill,m eets
ednesday evening in Lodge
ence, Oregon. Brothers in
ling invited to attend.
F . H. Alexander, N. G.
E. A. Evans, Sec.
Maple Lodge No., 139. meets
'hursday evening in Neely s
in, Oregon. Brothers in good
vited to attend.
G ko . B. C amp , N. G.
F bed O. 1’ bil , Sec.
H E L E N A »ad
BUTTE
T H R O U G H T IC K E T S
TO
C H IC A G O
W A S H IN G T O N
P H IL A D E L P H IA
NEW
YORK
BO STO N A ND A L L
P O IN T S E A S T and S O U T H
For inform ation, tim e cards, map« and tic k e ts
etc., c a ll on or w rite
R. M c M u r p h e y ,
General Agent. R oom . 2 nnd 4, Shelton B lock,
EUGENE, OREGON.
A- D- C H A R L T O N ,
A ssistant General Passenger A gent,
255 Morrison St., Cor., 3d.
P o r tla n d , O r.
)RCH DIRECTORY
J. F . T A N N b R ,
tERIAN CHURCH, Florence,
Sabbath service: Sabbath-
o’clock a. m. Preaching 11
in. and 7 p. in. Sacrament of
ffa supper on 1st Sabbath of
April, July and October.1
i is welcome to all the services.
Bqnests Christians to make
iknown.
I. G. K notts , Pastor.
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Special
Attention
to
Commercial
* * Travellers. * *
C. WOODCOCK,
MORRIS «*« HOTEL,
>rney a t Law,
O regon
. . . . 7 and 8 M cLaren’« B uilding,
aition g iv e n to c o lle c tio n s and pro-
D. W. S T I3 3 B N S , Proprietor.
F lo r e n c e , O r eg o n .
L E. B E N E D IC T ,
Tables furnished with all the
delicacies of the season. Give us
a call.
ÍK JT H 3Y - A T - L A W
E l k P r a i r i e H o te l.
renne.
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: Oreeon.
T raoe M ark *
D isions
w -
C opyrights Ac.
ding a sketch and dcecrip lcr. may
tain nur optntyi free whether al
>robably patentable. Comoianlca-
YinfldentlaL Banrlbookon Patecte
«Pt ugenry for Bectiriiitf pAtPrua.
eu tnmnirh Munn A Co. receive
without charge. In the
T w e n tv -th re e
M ile s W e s t
Eugene.
OSM E U G E N E A N D
FLORENCE
STAGE
ROUTE.
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Notary Public, Surveyor
PUBLIC.
EUGENE
Loan s Savings Bank
$1000 In Odd
A $950 PIANO
h i
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h it
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P ro p
G eo. H a le
CENTRALLY LOCATED.
FREE SAMPLE ROOMS.
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FIR 3T-C LA S S .
t<l Trade W arn ob*aia«B and A U Fata
w« eondttrtM for M oderM e F ees. a
el.draw ing or ph-»to. W ea d T ia rfff
ebarrn. <»nr f** n e t du e till J
('»»retL A Poxnnhlat “iloY to Ob-1
® < «-tae In theU. S.f
i uetuitrlea »est frr-e. Ad irai
SNOW & CO.
W lJH lU ST n«, O. C I
HOTEL EUGENE. H
HOU.R XRR C K BROS.
A BRISTOW.
T u n r..
RATES $1.00 to $2.00 PER DA T.
EU G ENE.
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BAD
BLOOD
fort
. ■ I A. Waahlnsioo. D. U
t« w r O r*» e c .
HAIR
EUGENE-FLOItENCE
“
M o ney Saved
By
P a tro n iz in g it.
Mit JSnterican.
nely Maetrated weekly. T anr^c^r-
f any eeientifle joam al. Terme, (3 a
r moetha, |L held oy all ncwadaalera.
[A.
A m an
w ith
a
* ’ÈB *w , . th in head
of hair is
a m a rk e d
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man. B u t
th e b ig
bald s p o t
is not the
kin d o f a m ark most
< men like.
Too m any men in
t h e i r tw e n tie s are
bald. T h is is absurd
and all unnecessary.
H e a l t h y hair shows
man’s s tr e n g th . T o
b u ild up the nair from
the roots, to prevent
and to A
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c u re
b a ld
ness,
u s e—
p
BO Y E A R S ’
E X P E R IE N C E
.4.’* w’th
IO O T
OREGON.
There are wonderful things we are going to do
Some other day
And harbors we hopo to drift into
t .r
Sonio other day.
"if
With folded hands, the oars that trail» * J
We watch and wait for a favoring gala
To till the folds of an idle sail
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Borne other day.
We Vnow we must toil if ever we win
Some other day,
But we say to ourselves there's time to begin
Some other day,
And so, deferring, we loiter on
Until at last we find withdrawn
The strength of the hope we leaned upon
Some other day.
And when we are old and our race Is run
Some other day,
We fret for the things that might have teen done
Somo other day.
We trace the path that leads us where
The beckoning hand of grim despair
Leads us yonder out of the here
Seine other day.
—Somerville Journal.
► A n A m u s i n g S k e t c h S h o w in g ’ t h e
D iff ic u lty o f W o r k i n g
New Patent.
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The price of all Men’s and
Boy’s Suits.
D R Y GOODS,
BOOTS A N D SHOES
are sold cheaper in our store than any other
store in the County.
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o m e a n d . s e e e tn e i
Toe c o n v i n c e d .
Like most people, 1 have only one
OPPOSITE
birthday a year. Susan Intended to cel
v i s o r
ebrate the event by giving ine a prud
HOTEL EUGENE
ent. Susan Is my wife. We bad been
married a year, but fortuno had not
smiled «pon us. and wo were terribly
I t "always restores
bard up. Consequently Susan’s spend
color to faded o r gray
S T A G E L IN E .
ing capacity was limited.
Slio was going to buy mo an umuiel-
E. B a n g s ,
P ro prieto r. I > hair. N o t i c e t h a t
la. The present was saved up for and
w ord, “ always.” A n d
Stage leaves .JSugene on Mon
We explained the difficulty to the
talked about a good deal before the cloakroom porter, who, with much
it cures dandruff.
days, Wednesdays, and Fridays at
nusplclous day. We went to the shop muscle and even less Ingenuity than
6 a .m . arriving at Florence-the
.0 0 a bottle. All druggist*.
together to secure the gift.
ourselves, attempted the Impossible
day following a t 10 a.m .
Susan’s Idea of the amount to be ex feat of closing the horror.
“ My business calls m e o u t among
0tningci3 a great deal. I would
Returning stage leaves Florence
pended
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heaven
bless
her
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was,
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actually feel ashamed every tim e
Mondays, Wednesdays, and F ri
think, about $1.50. The keeper of the
I would talto off my Lat, my hair
“You must fetch that umbrella,” said
was so thin and the bald spots
days a t 2 p. m. arriving at Eugene
umbrella shop looked pained nnd con Susau on the following day. “The por
show ed so plainly. I began the use
cerned nt the Idea of respectable cus ters might do some damugo to It In
o f your Hair Vigor less than Hire«
the following day a t 9 p. in.
months ago. Today 1 had I have as
tomers daring to purchase one of bis thnt cloakroom.”
fine a head o f hair as I ever had.
cheap glnglinms.
I tell everybody w hat I used, and
The surly clonkroom porter recogniz
e&
they say ‘ it m ust be a w onderful
Single faro -
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$5.00 |
Ue had a $2.50 article, now, a really ed me. There was an open umbrella.
U E O . Y EARL,
rem edy? ”
Chicago,
111.
decent thing.
Doe. 14, If
Round trip -
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$9.00
Just os I had left it, standing In a cor
We saw It. The handle was very ner.
Tickets for sale« at E. Bangs’ |
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Wo have a book on The Ilalr and
plain. It did not please Susan so mueli
“Why, havenH you sjiut the thing?’
Scalp which we will send free upon
livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W.
request. If you do not obtain all the
as that of a $3 one produced simulta I exclaimed testily.
benefits you expected from the use of
H urd’s office in Florence.
Ue the
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about
tho Vigor, —
writ
neously. There was no pushing to
“Try It!” he answered laconically.
It. Addi
open It—the thing was a patent. There
DR. J. O. AYER.
I did try. It was us bad as ever.
All through freight on the stage
Lowell, Maw.
was no fumbling In a shower of rain
“Oh;, hang the thing!” I cried. "I
either way between Eugene aud
to opeu tills umbrella. One had only to «hall, ha ve to walk the wretched thing
release* a little spring In the handle, and home as It is!”
Mapleton, will be charged a t the
the umbrella opened Itself hnlf way.
Reader, have you ever discovered
rate of two cents per pound during
. i TRY TM« . .
.» This last luxury completely won over yourself carrying an open umbrella In
the months of October, November,
Susan. The bargain was clinched.
the street. In a fit of nbseutmtaded-
We left the shop arm In arm, Susan nesa, aome time after a shower has fin
Decomber, January, February, “ NEW HOME ” SEWING MACHINE.
proud nnd Joyous thnt she had been ished? Dut you bave never paraded
March and April, and one cent per
able to make me "such a beautiful two tnllea of thoroughfares with your
pound during the months of May,
birthday present”—one so much nicer umbrella up when there is not a spot
than she had at first Intended.
of rain on the pavement and the day Is
June, July, August and September.
On tho way the elements, as If bent bright and fair, with not even a ray of
on pleasing Susan, sunt us a sharp sunshine to provide an excuse for your
shower of rain. Hor eyes dilated with eccentricity.
Alex. Patterson, M. D.
pleasure nnd triumph as she produced
Suddenly—biff!
Gardiner, Oregon.
the umbrella.
A loud shout of derision. The um
•‘Let me open ItF* she cried vivacious brella was nearly knocked out of my
ly ns the rnlmlrops came pattering hand. The remains of s large cauli
down. She touched the spring, and, lo! flower rolled front the top of my um
Special attention to Diseases of
the umbrella partly opened of Its own brella.
the Eye.
accord. How Ingenious! To run It up
For the first time I ventured to look
toYlie top of the stick wnn the work of round. Imagine my horror at behold
a second, aud we sheltered snugly un ing that I was followed by nt least 20
NOTARIES.
der Its ample canopy, side by side, arm street urchins! Twenty mouths were
In arm.
wide open with derisive laughter, emit
The rain descended In torrents. We ting ear splitting yells.
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A. R. BUTTOLPH,
had not far to go. The district railway
I turned and fled. Don’t think that I
stutlon was only 100 yards ahead. Yet, ran. Oh. dear, no! It would take more
before we arrived there, the silk of the than a crowd of boys to make me run
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RITE FOR GIRCUUR8 «
umbrella was soaked through a ad away. Yet I fear that I hurried some-
Sewing Machines we manufacture and their
prices before you purchase any other.
through by the deluge. We w< re Just whut.
J
In time for a train, with hnlf a minute
O regon
F lo r no© ,
At last there wns my house, only 200
TIE NEW HOME SEWINB HONE CO., to
Rpnre. We did not trouble to shut yards away! Susan should presently
o n AN O X , M A 88.
SB Union Square, H
. Y. Chloawo. HL St. Ixml«, Mo, the umbrella down until well Inside the hear a little plain speaking upon the
Pallas, Texas.
San Francisco, Oal. Atlanta, Ga.
ticket office.
FRANK B. WILSON,
absurdity of purchasing patents that
FO R S A LE BY
The thing wonhl not shut. Susan de would not work.
Good deniers wan ltd in every (own. clared It was because I did not under
She happened to be nt the window
Write for prices and terms t<> San Err.n stand the patent. She begged tue to and saw a uolsy crowd approaching
leave It to her while I got the tickets. from the dlslnnce. with an open mu-
FLORENCE. - - - OREGON c sco, Cal.
I squeezed my way to the ticket office, i brelln In their midst. A horrible fear
paid the fares nnd returned to find ì thnt I had lieen run over or that some
Susan still struggling. We bad not n thing equally terrible had happened
moment to spare.
I brought her to the front door step, so
I tackled the umbrella myself, edging . that when I arrived she wns there
meanwhile toward the staircase. The ready to tnke the umbrella from my
thing would not go down, uo selling hands.
Tiie GMtlmmai of Eer York City wretched
matter how I coaxed IL
wants an aqCnt in your tow n.
It gives p-»inbmis
“Why didn’t you put It down before
of Cam ras, Hicp.le», •»> winj; M u li.n *
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Susan was now at the gate, advising you started, dear’/ ’’ she asked quito
of Dtehes,
*>»i:rt
Si'k U a ih ta .
me to desist from my struggles in the nicely aud gently.
Of Eugene, Oregon
li.L .id k in h!ot*. e tc .
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i, C iu i.ttu u i ■ i,.f» d u s • .1
and ©r»i-»nirn’ »l urtiijcw and t> - is*-hold nccewitiee
gangway, saying It would he perfectly
“Why didn’t I put It down? Why” —
can be »»• iced
tv
* cent.
A new and
a ttra c ts j pl.’.n C»- se< un..|» -i b .-r i„ , r* without '.he
easy to get the thing down on th<* plat
Rut what wns the good of similes?
o’ jecm •.dJo featir-*’ if • .m w ,. . »
form. The train was at a stands)111, all The urchins formed a semicircle round
jioou o j ’i f o ’- i ' Given Away Free
the passengers had Jumped In. ii^ltid the doorway.
ing Susan, who urged and encouraged
“Ix?t me shut IL dear!” she said, tak
A $953.«« PSANO I "
me to more frantic efforts, standing In ing It with nil a woman’s tenderness
W e »-nd o.ir com plrt» ootf t ».nd f.~«y olrn for
rximni; clulu Frw. d*o .
M ui.m. th rrenm nt
side the door of a cnrrlnge, while I re nnd preSHlng her Unger upon the spring
tu t
You wl»t be Mirpiist*! and d*H qhtfd wHh the
mained writhing npon the platform.
d’ ’ 'v -lod «reat a*so*'.u»ent of oar pr
,
In the orthodox fashion.
A General Banking Business hiyrh
»•'d in •<! :ir..s w« a r* r* >«
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I fid O .O O
“Step In there! Step In tberel" cried
In O o l u and .1 BW1O OO P la n o . I>r. p u, a
I.o and heboid, the umbrella shut up!
i*,>«tJI - >rd tn-day foi fun p-i « • >.Ut» , do not d%.luy.
the guard.
It closed Just for all the world as
Transacted on Favorable Terms E v rrv i’iinc » ill he went >ou F r w .
I
stepped
In,
st!ll
clinging
to
the
han
though nothing had been the matter
CENTLFu , n MAN PU’JL'SHINO COMPANY,
dle of the open abomination Susan with It!
Drafts lam ed ou th e principal c itie s of the
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was purple with agitation. I managed
United Hint* « and foreign countries.
While I rested, exhausted nnd per
by a dexterous muueuver to get the spiring. Susun put the umbrella up and
Interest allow ed on Demand C ertificates of
SUMMONS
handle of the umbrella through lbe down ngaln with the greatest ease.
D eposit when le ft hinted p< rl<»d.
window nnd abut the door, icu.lng the And from that day to this It bag never
C ollections receive mir prompt attention.
In the C ircuit Court of the State of Oregon fur ey< n canopy spread over the window. gone wrong.
City and County Warrants bought.
Wlint little light there whs was thus
Lane County.
I never buy anything with a*pntent
prevented penetrating the dim Interior , In It now. Susan says It shows a retro-
W .E . BROWN,
D. A. PAINR.
I.J ’ie M. Lawrence, Plaintiff1,
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of the carriage.
Pre*J4ent.
Vice President.
i grade spirit in an age of advancement.
F.rne*t A. L ae ret if«. D efendant: »
“Here, I say, put that umbrella Hut women m e always optimistic.—
F . W . OSBURN.
W . W . BROWN.
To E m ert A. L«wmn<w, the sh o r e named <1e-
down!” came a voice from the plat Ixtndon Answers.
Caahiar.
Aaa’t Cashier. feudant
form. As If I hadn’t Veen trylug to!
IN THE NAMB OP THE STATIC OF ORE
T h e K n g ll.lt F lag .
GON :><>u arv hereby required lo appear and Wns I not trying at that very moment
England’s national flag has been
a*!»wvr
the
p la in tiffs
com p lain t
filed with all inj might?
The door was wrenched forcibly open called “ a triplet of crosses,” for it is
aguiiiMt you in th e alxivc entitled cause on
or before the Kith tlay of March, 1900, th at b*int< with a Jerk, which shot me out on to oompoaedof the cross of SL George, tho
the date prescribed in th e order o f publication the platform. Susan wns compelled to crosg of Mt. Andrew and tho erohs of
of thia avmm onr, nod on w hich you are re Jump out after me. nnd there we were St. Patrick. Thun: Ih o flag of “ Gt
quired to appear and answ er raid com p lain t,
—ou the platform, already Into, left l»e- Georgs for merri j Knglund, ” a rad cios.i
••FA»CA HFT» <Ja a ll elnlm ^ d
th em and if you fall to mi eppenr and answ er an 1.1
and are a truly wondorfsl medicine I h avaofu n oom pin int the p lain tiff w ill apply to the hlnd, with the obnoxious thing wide cu a white gronnd, the r .1 lines drawn
wished for a medicine pl^atant to tek'- end at laet
opeu, dripping wet and ohstlnaie ns straight from top le bottom e id from
tare found It in Oaearata. Bln«* takintf them, ray ahoro entitled emurt for th e relief (waved for
blood has been nurifled aud my coinpk>xinn ha* irn- in »aid com plaint to w it:- For a decree fu?erer
ever. The train steamed out of the side to side; the flag i f St. Andrew for
nroYS l wonderfully and I feel much teener In every
Scothind, a white crors on a blue
i way.'* M rs . S alx is tt . P illaiis . Luttrell, Ten a.
diftAolvina th e I »mid a of m atrim ony now exirt- station.
“The next or.e will be In 15 min ground; (he flag of St. Pnlriok for Ire
ihg between p la in tiff and dofwudaut and th at
CANOY
p lain tiff have the care and cuatody of the utes!” cried Susan, half In tears. " Y o n hind, a red crusa on • white ground, the
minor »on, of p lain tiff and defendant, nam ely can shnt the thing now, surely! There narrow red Hues drawn from c erncr to
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HAR
Walter lAtwrencwand for fu ll rcilc1 herein.
Is plenty of time. Don’t fuss. And corner. I!y pint ing the cross of St
Thia sum m on* i* serrod upon you by publl
poor Ted will lie walling on the door George on clint of Mt. Andrew »« havo
Calloti in th e w eekly news-poper ‘-Tlte W<*t” for
step In the pouring rain, with no one “ the Jack,** ns ordered In IflOfl by
six co n sseu tlv s weak*, by order of the Ifon. 15
toaos Maas
.1 nines 1, whoso signature was always
Q, Potter, C ounty Judge of l/u ie C ounty, Ore to let him In.”
Everything wss trli-d, short of Jump ! "Jacques;” lienco tho ex pvt« Ion, "tho
gon, made and dated at Cogune. Oregon, the
ing upon the confounded thing, but all I Jack.’’ By laying the cross of f t. Pat
17th day of January, 1900
rick over that of Ht. Z.ndrew and then
Th** date of the find pub1i*ntUon of th is rutn- to no purpose.
I Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste GonfL Do i
“We shul) have to leave It In the plaeh g that of Ht. Gourgo over both,
Good, Never Sleheo. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. Sc. Sue. m ons In snid new sp ap er is Friday ’he Jftib. day
of January, 1900.
... CURB CONSTIPATION.
cloakroom, George,” she cried. "Ix*ave wo havo "the union jack,’’ its boruo
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ta.
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It Jnst ag It le. Don’t break It. You unco tho union with Ireland iu 1300.—
Atty for plaintiff.
can fetch It tomorrow/’ she suggested. Poston Trnusnrtpt.
NO-TO-BAC
Charges Reasonable.
NOTARY
I
EVERYTHING FIRST-CLASS.
ATTORNEYS
.
FLORENCE, OR.
prop .
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1 -4 Knocked. Off
SOME OTHER DAYJ
J. V. H aufim an
EÜ3EWE,
Lane County, Oregon.
G r o te s q u e S n e llin g ;.
One of the Boston papers calls atten
tion to this woeful example of bad
spelling—and In Boston tool It Is from
tho doorway bulletin hoard of a little
restaurant:
DIM. OP PAIR.
Open at all Owars.
Rakon-Eggs, 15. Ham-Eggs, 15.
Corned Uoef-Cabbags, 10.
Lam Chops, 15. I^iin Frio. 15. Stake, 10.
Liver-Ba ken, 15. l*ork*Rea8, 10.
Chicken Frize, 15.
Pudun and Pie, 5.
.j
This reminds the Tales of the Town
man of a sign he saw not long ago In
the -window of a Broadway Boloon:
“A ror Oster w it evry Drink.”
Several months age there was an an
nouncement .laboriously chalked on a
S t Clair street^fcldewalk in front of a
beer refectory Which read like this:
“Fre lunge 11 2 2.” / -
* It took the man who’ saw this some
tim e to figure out that the patroD who
didn’t drop la between 11 o’clock and
2 o’clock would be very apt to miss the
free lunch.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
• N e e d e d a n E x p l a n a t io n .
Sir John Adye, who was governor o f
Gibraltar fortress, always made him*
self closely aoqunluted with the work
of whatever happened to he Ida depart-
m«pL Meeting a person once coming
Into the office late, the general asked
him what time he was supposed to be
on duty.
“Oh,” was the reply, ’’I usually stroll
In about 11 or 12 o’clock.”
"■Stroll In?* said Sir John In a rising
tone. "Then 1 presume you-do not
leave till late?”
“Well, I usually slip off about 2
o’clock.”
“Slip off at 21” exclaimed the veter
an in Ills topmost note. “Pray, may 1
ask what depnrtiuuut you belong to7”
“Oh,” said the stranger, “1 come ev
ery Saturday to atteud to tho docks.”
Sir John retreatei) for the first time In
hls life.
A L i t t l e T o o H o t.
Little Jnuet. aged 4. noticed the oth
er day st dinner the rest of the family
helping themselves liberally to the
mustard. Nobodg offering tier auy.
she waited until something drew away
the attention of Hie others, when she
lifted the mustard spoon, liberally
danlied a piece of bread with It nnd
took a great bite. Her hand Immedi
ately went up to her burned month;
hnl, bravely suppressing an outcry, she
put the bread away from her, remark
ing. ”1 think I’ll wait till that Jelly gets
•old.”
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