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"
f A D V E R T IS E R S
SIU3LAWS ONLY PAPER.
O P P O R T U N IT Y f
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NO. 41.
1 -4 Knocked Off
H O T BLO O D IN C A M P.
STATE OFFICERS
M A R G U E R IT E ,
S TE A M E
o —
W ill m ake -------- o
Steamer Robarts
Will make regular
trips
ARMY QUARRELS T H A T ALMOST
END
ED IN TRAGEDIES.
from
lovernor................................. T. T. Geer. R E G U L A R D A I L Y T R IP S
cretary of 8 ‘ata............... F. I. Dunbar.
------Between —
treasurer............................. F. 8. Moore.
lupt. Public Instruction J. H. Ackerman
|tate Printer.......................W. H. Leeds,
ittoruey General D. K. N. Blackburn
................. It. S. Bean
THE STEAM ER
Calling at the UMPQUA.
............... F. A. Moore
___C. E. Wolverton
I For passenger and freight rales
ludge Second District. .J. W. Hamilton
prosecuting A ttorney.. .Geo. M. Brown
— APPLY TO —
Th « Story o f a C ap tain W h o H a d M o rd e r
Florence to Yaquina
Florence and Head of Tide. “ Florence
“7 * AIf to \ Coos A“L Bay trom
In H i t H e a r t—A F lo ry L le n ta n a a t Colo-
n r l W h o W a n te d to K i l l H l! S u p erior
OWoar— A Peaceniakinc A d ju ta n t.
"Tragedies in our own camps, oul-
sida of battles, wero more common than
tho public knows, ” said a distinguished
soldier.
"The shooting of Major Genoral N el
son nt Lonisvillo by Brigudler General
Jell 0. Davis because Nelson in a fit of
Meyer & Kyle,
Florence, Or.
enger hud called Davis a long string of
Will
carry
freight
and
passengers
O O UNTY O FFICERS
ltnrd names, is bne of the few that tim e
from Florence to San Francisco.
to the surface. You wouldn’t think it
probably, bat I myself was once so close
W
ill
also
briug
op
freight
,E.
O.
Potter.
»dg«.................
S T A G S L IN K .
to a tragedy that it makes my gray hair
I ............. W. T. Bailey
#»»
«
’
.
.
.
**•
ommissioners 1..........H. D. E Edwards
rise np as I recall i t
For further information inquire
"W hile a number of officers of tho
|le r k .......................... .................E- u - Lee
regiment were in the major’s tent I said
- OF —
Stage Leaves Steamboat Landing on
Verier ...........................W. W. Withers
something that a captain took excep
reasurer..........................A. S. Patterson
tions to, ami n war of words followed.
A. W. BEADLE & CO.
the Umpqua for Florence Saturdays.
Issessor................................D. P. Burton
When ho pinniped out, ‘You are a liarl’
fehool Superintendent---- W. M. Miller 14 California St
Returning, Stage Leaves Florence
I struck out with my right and set him
L._____
i ’ M. C n l l i f i r
irveyor................................C.
M. Collier
to bleeding. Ho came book at mo like a
San Francisco, California. ' Sundays.
oro tier
W . P. Cheshire
tiger cat. We clinched and for throe or
C. H. Holden
astice of Peace.
Extra Trips When Necessary
. E. A. Evans
four minutes had it hot and sharp; then
instable. . . .
tho others separated us. He made ull
Charges Rensonable.
sorts of threats. I was adjutant. He
ranked me, and I confess that for a time
CITY OFFICERS.
1 did fear he would make me trouble in
tho way of court martial, but tho mat
_____ W. H. W&atherson
ter seemed to blow over.
Bsident.
“ One fall afternoon the captain invit
ST A G E L IN E .
O. AV. Hurd
R
ed mo to tako a walk with him. Think
Win. Kyle
E
.
B
a
n
g
s
,
P
r
o
p
r
ie
to
r
.
ing that oar troubles had completely
bard of Trustees
J. L. Dahlin
U
healed, I consented. On the way hack
Stage leaves Eugene on Mon
I will. It m ites the liver, kidneys,
M. Morris
skin end bowels perform their
to camp wo passed through ml orchard.
days, Wednesdays, and Fridays at
proper work. It removes ell im
I climbed a tree to get some apples.
N
corder.....................John I. Butterfield
6 a. m. arriving at Florence the
purities from the Hood. And it
Just as I renehed for an apple I saw tho
day following a t 10 a. in.
makes
the
blood
rich
la
1.3
life-
Measurer.............................. F. B. Wilson
captain reach for his revolver and glare
S
Returning stage leaves Florence
giving properties.
,rshal............................ G. C. Cumpton
at mo like a vory fiend. Instantly! loos
Mondays,
Wednesdays,
and
Fri
P u llm a n
ened my hold and dropped to the ground.
To H a s i o n
days at 2 p. m. arriving at Eugene
Seizing a stake. I took my place by his
R o o o m y
S le e p in g C a r s the following day a t 9 p. m.
side and said, ‘Now, you oowardly dog,
You will be more rabidly cured
SECRET SOCIETIES.
put np (luit4(unor I’ll brain you.’ This
E le g a n t
if you will take a laxative dose cf
Ayer’s pills each night. They
time ho was kept on a hot griddle for a
D in in g C a rs
arouse
the
sluggish
liver
and
thus
Single fare -
- -
- $5.00
month, though I made no threats and
f.A A .M . Florence Lodge No. 107.
cure bilicui.nets.
Round trip -
- -
- $9.00
had no thought of reporting his attempt
Regular soinninnication on second T o u r i s t
to assassinate mo.
Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’
WWtj fa n u r O o c f o p a .
S
le
e
p
in
g
C
a
r
s
fourth Saturdays in each month.
W o h a v e th e e x c lu s iv e s orvlcna of
“ Tho next light we got into wo made
livery barn, Eugene, and at O. W.
lo n w o f t lie m ow t o iu lu o n t p h v n ic la u s in
E. W. Conn, W. M.
S T . P A U L _________
up for good and all and remuined fast
th e U n ite d S ta te n . U r ita f r e e ly a il th e
H
urd’s
office
in
Florence.
p a r tic u la r a in y o u r chso .
3, M ills , Secretary.
friends until the final round up, when
M IN N E A P O L IS
Address, D it. J . O. AYER.
L o w e ll, M a u .
General Joe Johnston hud his men
- All through freight on the stage
DULUTH
throw down their guns and go home to
A. R. General Lyons Post,, No. 58
either way between Eugene and
‘lnuko a crux. ’ It huppened in this way:
FARGO
i meets second ami fourth Saturdays
Q R À N D FO RKS
Tho colonel had given tho order to form
Mapleton, will be charged at the
each mouth at 1 :30 p. ni.
TO
8. B. Ooi.vix, Commander.
lino of battle. As adjutant it was my
rate of two cents per pound during
CRO O KSTO N
duty to see that each captain carried
J. L. F uesisii , Adjutant.
W IN N IP E Q
the months of October, November, :
out tho order. When I reached the
would bo assassin and had porfanned
December, January, F eb ru ary ,!
H E L E N A and
O. U. W. Perpetua Lodge, No. 131,
my duty and started to go away, he
March and April, and ono cent per
i meets every 1st and 3d Tuesdays
BUTTE
caHid out, 'Adjutant, come back.’
*****
*****
eii month. Members and visiting
When I complied, be took my hand,
sthren in good standing are cordially T H R O U G H T I C K E T S pound during the months of May,
looked me squarely in the eye and said:
June,
July,
August
and
September.
ritod to attend. A. O. F unk «, M. W.
MARION
MORRIS
Pro’p.
TO
‘Lieutenant, cun you forgive me for all
J. K notts , Recorder.
C H IC A G O
Shaving
.
.
.
15 cents of my meanness to yonf I hope so. I
W A 8 H IN C T O N
have nover had a g'ssl hour since that
Alex. Patterson, M. D.
). O. F. Heceta Lodge No. I l l , meets • -
Hair Cutting
as
incident in the orchard. *
jvery Wednesday evening in Lodge P H IL A D E L P H IA
G ardiner, Oregon.
Razor Honed
'* ‘W illi ull my heart, captain. No
35
11, Florence, Oregon. Brothers in N E W Y O R K
one but you and myself knowaouything
Scissors Ground
kt standing invited to attend.
>5
BORTON A N D A L L
all mt that little affair.’
F. H. Alexander, N. G.
"As I said, nothing else come up to
Special attention to Diseases of
E. A. Evans, See.
P O IN T S E A S T and S O U T H
F lo r o n o e
O regon
separate us while in the army. Wo
f o r In fo rm a tio n , tim e cards, m a p , and tic k e t!
the Eye.
never met aftor being mustered o u t Ho
J . O. F. Maple Lodge No., 139, meets etc., call on or w rite
**
. s TRY THE .
/ died thrro years ago. Gf coarse I could
every Thursday evening in Neely’s
have sent higi out of tho army in dis
M c M u r ph ey ,
|ll, Seaton, Oregon. Brothers in good
NOTARIES.
“
HEW
HOME”
SEWIHfl
MACHINE.
grace and placed him in the peniten
General
A
g
e
n
t
Hnoin«
2
and
4,
Shelton
Block,
nding invited to attend.
tiary after be Was out, bat I*vu always
E U U E M K , OKHUOM.
G eo . B. G amp , N. G.
l>eeu glad 1 did not. He was a good sol-
F eed O. Pali., Sec.
A. R. BUTTOLPH,
A- D C H A R L T O N ,
dior in battle, us bravo as they made
Assistant General Passenger Agent,
them, but a bulldog in camp. He loft
256 M orrison St., Cor., 8d.
tho nrmy a major. His name? Nover
P
o
r
t
l
a
n
d
,
O
r
.
O H liR C H D IRECTO RY
mind that It is a true story. I wish it
were not, for 1 cannot forget that at one
FLORENCE, OR.
time in my life I was in a fair way to
O
r
e
g
o
n
F
T
o
r
n
o
e
,
IE9BYTERIAN CHURCH, Florence,
bo murdered."
i
§
jregon. Sabbath service: Snhbath-
“ Kup jrt to your liuadquartera under
ol, 10 o ’clock a. m. Preaching 11
arrest, sir. ”
FRANK B. W IL 8 0 N .
ck a. in. and 7 p. in. Sacrament of
Tlio colonel of a western regiment
Lord’s supper on 1st Sabbath of
hissed that remark to bis lieutenant
iiary, April, July and October,
rybody is welcome to all the services,
colonel as ho dismissed tlio parade ono
or reiuests Christians to make
evening in December, 1864, a fow miles
FLORENCE.
OREGON
»selves known.
luck of Petersburg.
E V E lt Y T IIIN G FIRST-CLASS.
I. G. K notts , PaBtor.
"1 refuse to go. d------ you,” was tho
reply.
Special Attention to Commercial
"Adjutant, fpo that Licutonant Colo
nel Blank goes to his quarters at once,"
ATTO RN EYS
* Travellers.
said tho angry cclouol, who was in the
right, for tho lieutenant oolouel, who
showing the dif-
_______
__
_ _ ferent styles o f
hail been drinking, had disobeyed or
C. WOODCOCK,
8 e w in g M achines w e m anufacture and th e ir
ders.
prices before you purchase any o th er.
The adjutant knew both officers well,
Of Eugene, Oregon
D. W . S T I3 3 E N 3 , Proprietor.
THE HEW HOME SEWIHfl MIGRIHE GO., and that it would not do for them to
O H A .N G E , M A M ,
F l o r e n o s , O r e g o n ..
come together thnt night. Ho had a
M U nion Square, N. Y.
Chicago, III.
8t. Izwits, Mo.
O regon
tg e n e ,
merry timo of It keeping them apart.
Dallas, Tuxaa.
Ban Francisco, C al.
A tla n ta , U a.
Tlio lieutenant colonel would jump up
„ .- R o o m - 7 and 8 M c l.« r» ii> B uildin g,
FO R S A LE BY
Tables
furnished
with
all
the
nal a tte n tio n g ira n to collectio ns and pro*
and start for the cabin door with a
i buffine»
Good dealers wauled hi every town. threat to go to the colonel's quarters
delicacies of the season. Give us
: Write (or prices and term« to ban Fran anil cut him down with his sword. He
, ciguo, Gal.
a call.
was a powerful man, aide to carry oat
E . E . B E N E D IC T ,
A General B anking Business
his threat unless the colonel should get
tho drc]>. Guoe tho arrested oflloer got
5 R .N H J Y - A T - L A W .
Transacted on Favorable Terms
away and was half way to the «.lan d 's
cabin, with sword diawn. "Stop,
, Dr&fta
on the prin cipal cities of the
Oregon.
F lo ren ce.
m an,” said the adjutant. ‘‘Would yon
4
U
nited
Slater
and
foreign
countries.
T w e n tv -th rs e
bint your record of throe years by com
( Interest allowed on Demand CcrtiGcntcs of
M ile s W e s t
mitting murder? Think of that Think
[
Deposit
when
le
ft
stated
periods
5 0 YEARS*
of your wife aud children. Come bock
E u g e n e . ' Collections receive our prom pt atten tion .
EXPERIENCE
Q . i - k l . e-mre!. Ova T'l Dill W
OTS SATZST
to your quarters. You shall not go a
0 B T A IB 1 D .
H»>nd Btodsl, sketch or photo, with
C ity and County Warrants bought.
«kw-rlption ft r fr r * rcp*.rt ..iffb pat-nfLbllity. 44-?AOI
rtep farther in that direction until you
TtAITD-BC'Og FYBs.
CmtaiRS r»frr*a«A« and h ill
information. W R IT S FoU COPT 0 T OTO B rB O IA i.
have killed ma ”
W . E. B R O W N ,
D . A . P A IN E ,
0 F F E 2 11istb®¿Bost 11 hare) prLpc’ lfi nsrsrsiad« by
"1 don't want to kill you, but I'm
President.
Vice President.
a paUr.t attorney, and «VFAT TW
Tff)K*0B BB0ULD
AiAD It fcefor« M p i/M g for putsat. Adorjss:
going to kill the oolouoL”
F. W . O S B U kN , W . W . B R O W N ,
“ All right, kill him, but wait nutil
C ashier.
Ass t Cashier.
I RASE IYIAH a :»
tomorrow—until it la light. Don’t shoot
D esigns
rtA T E N T LAW VCRS,
a man in the dark. That is no way for
C opyrights A c .
IL. Dr i t Fid,. W ASHINGTON, D. C.
a brave man to da ”
Anyone tending a «ketch and deacrtpttnn c.ay
aBasaenasaaBRSB
alcklr aacertatn nnr opinion fra® whether aa
M o n e y Saved
Ho wont back to bis bunk and slept
u w U o n la probably natontahla. Cnmnunkn-
roiifldentlal.
Handbook Iron
c Patenta
■ ffti i c ily c
o iti
until
morning. When he awoke, be
B
y
_ ___________
I fre e . O ld ea I t agency for Recur*ng imtenta.
came to mo and said:
[Patent* taken through Munn A Co. recelv®
iY«elf
h a re been
m y w i f e e n d ttiy
i
* I notte®, without charm, in th®
P a t r o n iz in g it .
“ How can I get out of this scrape,
Q a tn g C A S C A H E iS and tci
they are th® best
In tbe boune. La®t
medicine we ba re ever had 1
adjutant?”
' wools my wife wna frantic w ith hbadacbo for
“ Write the colonel an apology.”
two days, she tried som oof your C A S C A K E T S ,
ihandammaly llhiitTatcd weekly. largest elr-
llatloa o f any acieu title Journal. Tara»*. |3 a
Proo and they re llo re d tho pein in h e r head almost
Qeo. H a le
He wrote it, aud the adjutant took it
Sar: four nontbs, | L Seid by ail newsdealer«.
Im m ediately. W e botli recom m endCaacareta.”
i n e G iallew onian o i Hew York City
to the oolouel, who read it. Lughed and
O kas . STEnBronD.
an ««gent tn y v r town.
I t give i prr.raklivff
P itts b u rg Safe & D eposit Co , PUtaburg, Pa.
said, “ Bring Colonel Blank to my quar
C
t U u u is , it*«.ycle', A.win«« Maehtge«, Deffkff, ><41
C E N T R A L L Y LO C A TE D .
c f D bea. R'nc«, Ws.tc»ie«, sritn bad
W .i« » ..
ters. ” Tlieymct like a pairof brothers,
lla n d * a r i P»e(a, « w ; i” l w , «botti tw® bu<tdr<d useful
CANDY
FR E E S A M P L E ROOM S.
and to this day the adjutant believes
and emffnter’U»l vi* <i a and h«Mt>dnclU nec<$®fiwe
a
t-MrriÆWTiG
C A T H A R T IC
CAR b - teewred wfehout coating on« ceni. A n*w and
that ho prevent«' an army tragedy, and
t t tr s r * i* s p ira ci « a iv rin f
wubvwt if»®
et jcc'.ionabie features vf (Rn«R**«tig
I gnesu bu did.—Chieagu TiuieS'Heruid.
F IR S T -C L A S S .
SOLO | {¡¡V?a
pr5i
L U E L L A
Yotir heart beats over one hurt- i
dred thousand times each day.
One hundred thousand supplies of
good or bad tlood to your brain.
Which Is it?
If bad, impure blood, then your
brain aches. You are troubled
with drowsiness yet cannot sleep.
You are as tired in the morning
as at night. You have no nerve
iower. Your food docs you but J
ittle good.
Stimulants, tonics, headachcj
pomders, cannot cure you; but
f
H. H. Barrett, Prop’r,
~ D R Y GOODS,
BOOTS A N D SHOES
¡are sold cheaper in our store than any other
store in the County.
C o m e a n d . s e e
OPPOSITE
HOTEL EUGENE
EUGEiNE-FLORENCE
J. V. Hauffeo.au
EUGENE,
Lane County, Oregon.
........ .........
REMORSE.
Bed lip®
Spoiled the Rescue.
M
m
th a t d a m hi y q u iv e r fo r hi®
A n d now b u t fondly touch hi® B<«Tr®y<rd
«tone—
•
Ah, lip® ha I ovh <1 o f old. rem em ber thia,
He had not died if he had o n ly know n!
-» A rth u r J . H tringo r in H u rp e r’n M agazine.
Only a fow summers ago. among the
many others that visited the wild re
gion adorned by one of Michigan’« in
land lakes, was an artist. He had a
weuith of scenery from which to select
and rthose a picturesque view with a
hill of rocks and jack pines as a back
ground The owner of the property
transferred to canvas did not think
much of the enterprise or of the man
who would dawdle away hie time in
such an undertaking, but the artist
paid the summer rates without a mur
mur and never entered any complaints
against the accommodation« The next
season the painter was again among the
gnesta
“ How did that there picter of your«
cohto out, anyhow ?'.* asked the enriona
landlord.
"Uh. fairly w ell Yon know that I
have my name to make yet I «old It
for $1.000.”
"No. ” exclaimed the farmer excited
ly, "not $1,000. You’re ohaffln m « ‘‘
' ‘Not a bit of it. ” laughed the artist
“ I got $1.000 for that little view before
there was a frame on i t ” . -f
"Shake, stranger I alios thought I
was party eMck on a dicker, bnt I'll be
doggone if yon don't take the prise.
Yon skinned that feller slick and
clean."
"How eo?" indignantly, for hie pride
was-touched.
. .i
“Oh, don't play inneroent with m«
It won't go no further. Bnt yon done
him brown. A thousand fnffHhat epot
where yon eonldn't-raiae a bean to the
acrel If the critter that bought that
picter had teen mo, I'd a sold him tho
hull dnrn farm for $ 3 7 3 . Detroit
*
»
A STROKE OF GENIUS.
it E lic ite d the linbonnded A dm lr
tlon of the F a rm e r.
YoflSOricll PclPlOTS
R.
Notary Pdblic, Surveyor
NOTARY
PUBLIC.
EUGENE
A.
MORRIS -** HOTEL,
Loan s Savings Rank writeforcircuurs
I Attorney a t Law,
Elk Prairie Hotel.
P atents
ON E U C E N E AND
FLORENCE
STAGE
RO UTE.
H.B.WitLSGN4C0.
UMiACHl
$¡009 in Gold
A $850 PIANO
¡Scientific fliitirican.
■BÜ8
W
_
;~ * IIO T E L
A? obtain o 11
L bua icesccud v U 4 fa r M ini«:rate I
nd modal, drawing or phu to. W a e d T lffa ifi
O a r fe o c c td * c tiU t
t i« ®a»3um47A P a m p h le t - U o < to Ob J
aitlt ecatw f sacueta tb® U. C
fur»l£U couuirlaa am t fre®. A. drea*.
A. SNOW & CO.
-r .* o
. .
D . c .i
A $95Q/« PIANO
L K .L N E .
la » JiMf s. ta Owe M gnla r
W e te r d o u t com
r a tin g d-ihff F e r -7?,
I.M
H O L L E N B E C K CKOS. & B RISTO W , 1‘o .ir ..
RATES $1.00 to $2.00 PER DA T.
EUGENE.
V
Pleasant. PaiauÁia. Potent. T u t® G cod. Do
Oootf, Noverateteli. Weaken, or Grige. Ite, Mc. Iho
...
OÜR» CONSTIPATION.
«ay. r b t ss f ,
Task.
OREGON.' M-TO-MO
¡
W
Y<«*nTues«
h ’gh n u p i* '/a<id gr»»t
v w«,i ■ r »r,n-.4m^
a M .n addhton t i a r e »o; K r * * v » « 1 0 0 0 . 0 0
hi Guhl
» « 9 M 1 . 0 0 P l a n o . b - »p u« a
l<ff»i*t i srd fo-dev b * t’iir ♦».’ ftjenlare , «ta aut 4 « ia j.
k«ee>*h "< *»M i x ff**n >•»*• I'le s *.
G C W T IC W O M A * F U S L U M H IO C OM PANY,
í»a¿$ffnr®iw/r»$ f i t l l J h 9 ,
A®<® lu*/; C<fg, JY. r.
fh«fn O u N rU la n .
“ Do yon like candy, mamma?” asked
4-year-ald Bessie.
"No, dear,” w m the reply. “ It al-
. idakts me sick. ”
I’m awful glad of It," said the lit-
inisa. “ You're Just the woman I
want to hold my candy while J dress
dolly.”—Chicago Newa
'YMk
a , x ic L
Toe c o n v i n c e d .
i r
N
ORTHERN
P a c ific , Ry.
The price of all Men’s and
Boy’s Suits.
Free Free*_____________
Major Tom Wllll|ims some time I
told me the story of one of Colonel Gib
Wright’s adventures in South Carolina
In the closing months of the war.
It seems that General Kilpatrick, tho
Federal oavalry commander, had cap
tured a number of Confederates, and
Wright was anxious to rescue them. He
oalled for volunteers to go with him
Into tho enemy’s camp at night and
$icken out the men be needed from
thoso who responded.
Tho Federal troopers were snoozing
quietly in tb»ir camp nnd on both sides
of the road leading to it, aud their pris
oners dozed by a fire near tbe center.
Jnst how they got there would ho
hard to explaiu, but shortly after mid
night Gib Wright, at the head of a few
men, rode at a gentle pace into the camp.
The drowsy Koderals took them for a
party of their own men returning from
a scout, and paid no attention to them.
Everything was working smoothly until
one of the prisoners caught a glimpse of
thenewooiner« The fellow lost hia bead
and rained the whole business. He leap
ed to hia feet and looked into tbe faeaa
of the advanoing Confederate«
"Hnrray, boyal” ho shouted in hie
delirious delight “ Hang mo, if thnro
ain't old Gib Wright and ilia orowd. -
Burned if the whole Confederate ana)?,
ain’t right behind him 1”
The prisoners all rushed forward w ith
the regulur rebel yell, and the sleeping
Federal» suddenly became yery wlde
awake. From every aide they showered
ballets on their visitor« and Wright
and his men bad almost a miiaoolons
deliverance. Several were killed and
wonnded, but the leader and the ma-
iority of the party managed to get
away.— Atlanta Constitution.
Bed Flpeetone Quarry.
Every one familiar w'ith Longfel
low's "Hiawatha" remembers the tefor-
aneea to the famous red pipeatoue quar
ry, which is situated at the extreme
eastern boundary of South Dakota.
This is the only quarry of the kind,
known to exist on the American coutl--
nent
l a t h . T a * * M t e< a a O*k>
1 remember a enriona Incident con
nected with the tap root of an oak.
This oak. a good tree of perhaps 800
years' growth, was being felled at
Bradenbaoi wood when the woodmen
called attention to aouiotbihg (SK-uliar
on the tap root On clearing this of soil
we found. that the object was a horse
shoe of ancient make. Obviously in
the beginning an acorn must have fall
en into the hollow of this cast abo* and
aa it grew through the alow genera
tions the root filled np the circle, car
rying it down into the earth in the
process of its increase till at length we
found wood and lrou thus strangely
wedded. That tap root with the shoe
about it is now or used to be a paper
weight in tho vestibnle of Bradenbam
Hall.— Rider Haggard in Luugiiiau s
Magaxlnu.
Fedagogno (severely)—Now, sir, floe
tho last timo, what's tlio square of the
hypotenuso of a right angled triangle
equivalent to?
Boy (desperately)— It's equivalent to
a lickiu fur me, air. Go ohuad.—Hbd^i
dou Fun.
,
Wte! IS II?
A man who haa been running a rara-
with (death and electricity for years,
finds hiniaelf suddenly stopped. U
aaania as if a cold hand clutched his
heart. Hia brain whirls; he can hardly
aaa. "What ia it?" he oaks himaeif eg
the attack pniaes.
If hia q u e s t i o n
meats a right an
swer, he’U oe told
F a re W a te r a Polson.
that hia seizure is
By "chemically pnre water' w . a warning to pay
nsnally understand perfectly fresh, dis more attention to
tilled water. Distilled water la a danger hia stomach, which
ous protoplasmic poison. The same is already deranged i
Y irregular meals
poisonous effects tnnst occur whenever *>
and rich foods.
distilled water la drunk. The sense of
Doctor Pierce’s
taste is the first to protest against tho Golden Medical
use of this substance. A mouthful of D iscovery cures
distilled water, taken by Inadvertence, diseases of the
will be spit out regularly The I och I stomach and or*
poisonous effect of distilled water makes gaus of digestion
itself known by alt the symptoms of a and nutrition. It
tbe
catarrh of the stomach on a small sen la elirpinatesfrom
b lo o d d is e a s e
The hannfnlness of the process, so much breeding pofootn.
resorted to today, of washing out the It makes the blood
stomach with distilled water la ac rich and pure, and
furnishes a found*
knowledged.—National Druggist
ation for sound,
O lf lr la l l * a „ M f c
physical health.
"About tea years
yeti
The placing of lampposts in front of *
ago I ’xgan to have
the bouses of the chief magistrates of , t r o u b l e w i t h lui m y
towns is an ancient castoui We find in , atoniach,” write« Mr.
YYtn. Connolly, of v s
Heywood's "Eugllih Traveler' that , W alnut Street, L«iraln. «
posts were so plHcetl in front of sheriffs I Ohio. "Tt got «o lwtd
that I had to lay oB
bcueea ittg w d d suys
Quite often—two and
Whnt Im r e e n rr« l posts Who Snowe bnt here J fhr«e «lay! In a w®ch.
the be»t doctor® in this i
In lone. sir. run w s j keep yuar skrievaltle
gotii? «aid J had career«
And I be i,nu o 111 w rien lst
catarrh, others
ye
a for advice.
From sheriff« the practice extended
to the housos of mayors aud provost« .
It has been suggested, with some prob- I
ability, that the posts were at first in s
tended forth» nfflxingof proclamations .
Which it wua the duty of the sheriffs to |
p u h l i k h . ___ .
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