I ’T’T ’r ' -w- t " T "t ’T . advertisers L Í [ THE W EST L YOUR HOHE PAPER SUPPORT IT ¡ k. ì , X- -«■ — — SIUSLAW'S 01ILY.PAPES. i OPPORTUNITY 1 X- -A- X *■ •*• * NO. 40. F L O R E N C E , O R E G O N , F R ID A Y , F e b . 2 , 1900. YO L. X . TRAVELERS’ GUIDE. GENERAL DIRECTORY STATE OFFICERS- M a r g u e r ite , steam e o ----- WU1 make --------- o I I Governor................... Secretary of S’a te ............... E- T . T. G eer. I . D u n b a r. I Treasurer....... .....................® i\ S. M oore. I Supt. Tiiblic Instruction J. 11 . A c k erm a n ¡State Printer........................W . I I . L eeds, I Attorney General D. R. N. r .la c k b u r n R . S. B ean & i1. A . M oore I Supremo Court E. W o lv e rto n I J u d g e S e c o n d D is tr ic t J. W H a m ilto n I Prosecuting Attorney . .G eo, M . B ro w n REG ULAR D A IL Y TRAVELERS’ GUIDE ____________ SMART AT SPELLING. Steamer Robarts A LESSON IN ORTHOGRAPHY THAT WAS DEARLY BOUGHT. I ¡W ill m ake regular T R IP S —— fletW O2U — - from w a u l F o r . a C o u p le o f » k r e w d S h n r p e r a W on T h o n .itn d a of D o lla r , by W o r k in g th e D ic tio n a r y F o r G am e U n til T h e y W e r e D ro u g h t to G r ie f. j F lo ren c e to Y aq u in a Calling a t A LSEA. Of trips And from 1-4 Knocked Off The price of all Men’s and Boy’s Suits. “ How do yon spell ‘choir f ” asked a mnn fn the bookstore. “ What do yon moan—paper or mu­ sic t” inquired a smart young man who THE STEAM ER Calling a t the UMPQUA. W e a ra s u re you do not. p.tees as an authority on all topics. N obody w ants it. But it com es “ Music, singing, of course,” replied F or passenger and freight rates to m any th o u sa n d s every y«’ r - tho man in search of orthographical in­ Itc o m c s to th o se who have had — APPLY TO — c o u g h s and c o ld s until the formation. th ro a t is raw , and the lining ‘«C-h-o-i-r,” responded tho smart Meyer & Kyle, Florence, Or. m em b ran e s of th e lu n g s arc yonng man decisively. W ill carry freight and passengers inflam ed. Stop your cough “ Q-n-l-r-o, ” chimed in a red bearded C O U N TY OFFICERS- w hen it first a p p e a rs, and you from Florence to San Francisco. man who was busy looking at some rem ove th e g re at d a n g e r of books. It future tro u b le. W ill also bring up freight “ You are referring to paper, said S T A G E L iI N E . I Judge...................- .............. F- ° Potter- .. . »»* . . . *** Ute smart young man, looking sadly at I ............. W . T . B ailey I Commissioners -, ' ' ' p . Edwards the interrupter. “ We were speaking For further inform ation inquire | clerk ..........?......................E .U .L e e about music.” . S ta g e L eaves S te a m b o a t L a n d in g on "I mean music, too,” said the red — OF — k h e r iff ................... W .W . Withers bearded man calmly: “ q-u-i-r-e, toning I r r e m n r e r ' ........................ A . S . P a tte rso n th e U m p q u a for F lo re n ce S a tu rd a y s . A. W . B EA D LE & CO. in concert.” • A sse sso r. ............... , : £ \j R e tu r n in g , S tag e Leaves I lorenco Tho smart young man's expression h ? ^ ä o s;’pc,',nt,‘:,d^ ■.v.c.-M .c^rierr 14 California St, changed from sadness to contempt. S u n d a y s. San Francisco, California. You had better consult your diction­ » C o r o n e r .. . . . . . • ............... W/ À ° Î E . d e n i J u s t i e e of P e a c e ................... C . H . I ««-Idui ary,” he said with a sneer. E x t r a T rip s W h e n N ecessary OPPOSÏTE -1-1 “ Never mind,” retorted tho red J o n s t a b l e .................................. L . A . l.v a n s C h a rg e s R e a so n a b le . bearded man. “ My way of spelling may be a little old fashioned, but you will H O TE L E U G E N E find it correct according to Webster. C ITY OFFICERS. sto p s co u p b s of all k in d s. It E U G E N E , You will also find it correct according does so b e ca u se it is a so o th ­ to the Century Dictionary, and if I an: ing and h e alin g rem edy of great ........ W . I I . W s a th e rs o n Lane County, Oregon. not mistaken it is likewise given in the • P r e s id e n t pow er. T liis m a k c s ltlh e g r e a t- S T A G E L IN E . 6tandard. Your way is all right too. ’ c st preventive to c o n su m p tio n . 1 1 O. W . H u rd E. Bangs, Proprietor. Tho smart young man gave a sniff of W in. K v le scorn. “ Josh Billings and you should I Board of Trustees NEW ENGLISH W ORDS. Stage leaves Eugene on Mon­ J . L. D a h lin SPAIN’S LOSING GAME. u havo collaborated on a phonetic spelling Put one cf M . M orris days, W ednesdays, and F ridays a t T o n C a n P a s te T h ia I n Y o n » D l v t lo « - book.” Ayer's Cherry Pectoral T b ln r « W h ic h H a v e S lip p e d 6 a. m. arriving a t Florence the a r y — i t ’a V a lu a b le . N ¡Recorder.....................John I. Butterfield “ Look bore,” said the red boarded O ra g p I n T lir e o H u n d r e d Y e a r* . day following a t 10 a. in. As a result of the “ literary competi­ man, “ I ’ll bet you $3 that Webster’s Plasters over your lungs ¡T r e n B itre r .................................. F . B. W ilson Macaulay drew this picture of the S R eturning stage leaves Florence tion” of tho Ijondon academy a list of latest spella It ‘q-u-i-r-o. ’ ” ¡ M a r s h a l ..............................-G - c - C o m p to n M ondays, W ednesdays, and F ri­ “ Make it $5,” said the smart young new words which havo been added to power of Spain 300 years ago: Tho empire of Philip H was undoubt­ Pullman ZI v r i l l e the English language Is given to the days a t 2 p. in. arriving a t Eugene man, polling out a roll. L l b i ' s r ; F .-c e » Sleeping Cars tho following day a t 9 p. h i . “ No; I don’t want to rob you. Get world. It w ill surprise most perauua edly ono of the most powerful and F->r fo u r e e n ta In «tam p* t o n n y splendid that over existed in the world. • i m e d ic a l nue. wd w ill sen d y o u bixtt that such words have been coined: tho dictionary.” SECRET SOCIETIES. b u o k i. Elegant The money was put up and Webster’» Roofer—A letter written after stay­ It is no exaggeration to say that during International brought out. There it ing with a friend to express your grati­ severul yenrs his power over Europe n t d k s l M M m F ra n Dining Cars Single fare _ - - - $5.00 was greater than even that of Napoleon. usi v e rervî**P8 o f Wo It tvu t h -’ was, “q-u-i-r-o, to sing in concert” tude for the time spent under his hos­ •n in o o f tu e u io st oniiiH iR phynunati» Round trip - - - - $9.00 In America his dominions extended on F & A. M . F lo re n c e L odge N o. 107. Tourist ln th o U n itr d S u ite » . F uumiu I oppor- "I didn’t mean a verb,” said tho pitable roof. Tickets for sale a t E. B angs’ tu tu lle » an d lo n g e x p o l íe m e .«vit- ■ ‘ R e g u la r c o m m u n ic a tio n on seco n d both sides of the equator into the tem­ Sleeping Cars smart yonng man, growing white Crotion—An occurrence which en­ livery barn, Eugene, ami a t O. W. perate zone. There is reason to believe l a n d fo u rth S a tu r d a y s in eac h m o n th . around the oars. “ Where is the noun 1 ables you to “ crow” over another per­ S T . P A U L ____________ H u rd ’s office in Florence. E . W . C onn, W . M. They found that, too, altliongh it was son. It is the nonn corresponding to that his annual revenues amounted, to M IN N E A P O L IS i R . B , M il l s , S e c r e ta r y . marked obsolete. Then the smart young Mr. Kipling’s interjections, “ Gloats, tho season of his groatest power, to • sum ten times as large as that which All through freight on the stage man wilted. gloats and fids. ” , DULUTH England yielded to Elizabeth. He had » pither way between Eugene aud “ I won’t take your money," »aid the A . R . G e n e ra l L y o n s P o s t, N o. 58 Flopnlent — Ono’s adipose »«nt» FARG O standing army of 50,000 troop» ■ m ee ts second a n d f o u r th S a tu rd a y s red bearded man, handing back the method of sitting or reclining. M apleton, will be charged at the TO g r an d fo rks bills. “ My name is Bell, George T. Glug—A greasy mud peculiM to the England did not have a single I cf eac h m o u th a t 1 :.$0 p. m . in oonstant pay. He held, what no ra te of two cents per pound during S . B. C o lv in , C o m m a n d e r. Bell. I have had educational advantage» Itroets of large cltiee. CRO OKSTON ____ er prince in modern times has held, J. L. F u e n is ii , Adjutant. the m onths of October, November, which you probably never received, and Wbifilesnent—Object of small impor­ W IN N IP E G dominion both of tho land and the 1 spent several months learning the tance. December, Jan u a ry , F eb ru ary , During the greater part of his reign he H E L E N A a n d ______ different ways to spell that word. Sev­ Quinnydlnglea — Irrelevance» and O U . W. Perpetua Lodge, No. 131, His sol­ was supremo on both elements. cl M arch and A pril, and one cent per ♦ ♦♦♦#* **♦*♦*♦ eral years « g o I was on the secret serv­ trivialities BUTTE I rs« m ee ts e v e ry 1st a n d 3d T u esd ay s diers inarched up to the capital oí pound during the m onths of May, ice. My partner and 1 hod been on the Sinequanonymous—Most essential. e s c . m o n th . M em b ers a n d v is itin g France; his shipsmonaced tho shores cd trail of a pair of »harpers who had a b r e th re n in good s ta n d in g a r e c o rd ia lly T H R O U G H T IC K E T S Ju n e, Ju ly , A ugust and September. MARION MORRIS Pro p. Twink—A testy person full of kinks England. Spain had what Nopoloan do- in v ite d to a tte n d . A. O. I u n k e , M . W . repertory of ‘con’ games that would and cranks. TO iS cents have made tlio oidinary bunko man look CHICACO [ I . G . K s o r r s , R e c o rd e r. Conflumption—Muddle, catastrophe. sired in vain—ships, colonies and com­ Shaving . ' sick. They wero men of far more than Tilge— Decoction of tea which haa merce. W A S H IN G T O N Alex. Patterson, M. D. 35 “ Hair Cutting She long monopolised the trade ci ordinary intelligence and had tho man­ stood too long, whether warm or cold. O G . F . H e c e ta L odge N o . I l l , m ee ts P H I L A D E L P H I A 35 “ Razor Honed G n id l i ic r , O r e g o n . ners of cultured men of the world. The Herod—To feel the sensation produced America and of tho Indian ocean. All e v e ry W e d n e sd a y e v e n in g in L odge way wo happened to get them was u by hearing a knife edge squeal on a the gold of the west and all the i . l l a l l , F lo re n c e , O reg o n . B r o th e r s in N E W Y O R K Scissors Ground * 15 “ of tho east wero roceivod and distrit pure accident. ! good s ta n d in g in v ite d to a tte n d . plate. BO STO N A ND A L L _ ed by her. Even after tho defeat of the- 1 F . H . A le x a n d e r, N . G. “ My partner and I were going down Smarmy — Saying treacly things Special attention to Diseases of F lo r e n o e : : O r e g o n armada English statesmen continued P O I N T S E A S T amt S O U T H from St. Lonia on a Mississippi river which do not sound genuine E . A . E v a n s , Sec. tho Eye. packet. Thero were about 20 of ns in Scrungle—The feeling of hearing a to look with great dread on the mari­ For information, tim e card«, maps and ticket« time power n t Philip. • • • Whoever - s TRY THE , r > tho smoking room talking and‘rying to slate pencil sqneak'id on a slate etc., call on or write I O O. F . M a p le L odge No., 139. m ee ts wishes to bo w ell acquainted with the- pass the tyjie comfortably. Just as a Gluxy—An adjective denoting the l la e v e ry T h u rs d a y e v e n in g in N eely s M c M urphey , NOTARIES. lull came in the hum of conversation a quality that is not quite oily or creamy morbid anatomy of governments, who­ H a ll, S e a to n , O regon. B ro th e rs in good General Agent. Rooms 2 and 4, Shelton Block, young mnn sealed at a table writing ' or glutinous, but something of each.— ever wishes to know how great state», Dlecd«"'’* s ta n d in g in v ite d to a tte n d . •nay be made foebio and wretched, K U G K S E , OREGO N. somo letters looked up witli a troubled Waverly Maguzine. G eo . B . C amp , N. G. should study the history of Spain.—Ma­ A. R. BUTTOLPH, • air aud said. ‘Could any of you gentle­ F ked O. P e il , S ec. A. D- C H A R L T O N , chango. men tell me how to spell “ choir!” I T h e F l t n e a a o f T h i n « « . Assistant General Passenger Agent, Dvollnlnic Lova. 255 M o r r is o n S t ., C o r ., 8 d . am a little pnzzled over it. ’ P o r tla n d , O r. “ ‘What kind of a one do you m eant’ Lottie—I’m afraid Fred doesn’t e»ra- CHU RCH DIRECTO RY for me as much as he did. - asked aeveral. Edith—Nonsense! What make» you» “ ‘Choir, to sing in concert.' chirped FLOR ENC E, OR. O regon J. F. TANNER, Pi,o»». F lo r- n e o , the young mnn, wrinkling his brow as think sol R E S B Y T E R IA N C H U R C H , F lo re n c e , 4 4 § § * if to recall tho proper orthography. Lottie— I got a letter from him to­ O re-’o n . S a b b a th se rv ic e : S a b b u tti- “ ‘C-h-o-i-r.' said a scholarly looking day. and there were at least three place»- sc h o o l, 10 o ’clock a. tu . B re a c h in g 11 FRANK B. W ILSO N. o ’clo ck u. nt. a n d 7 p. in. S a c ra m e n t of whore he might have put in a “ dear” man with glasses on. ■«Tiri t h e L o rd ’s s u p p e r on 1 st S a b b a th o f “ ‘Q-u-i r-e,’ sang out a big, well fed or a "darling” and didn't.—Boetcsr Ja n u a ry , A p ril, J u ly a n d O cto b er. old man off in the corner. Transcript______________ _ I E v e ry b o d y is w elcom e to a ll th e serv ices. “ “C-h-o-i-r, ’ repeated the first mnn H la O b ) e « t . P a s to r r e p ie s t s C h r is tia n s to m a k e F L O R E N C E .- - - O R EG O N with somo emphutis. ‘J thought every Mr. Dnnsby—If that young IV ERYTinNG FÎ1WT-CLASS. 1 «hemsolves known. fool knew that. ’ I . G . K n o tts , Tastor. coming here to see you every day to the “ ‘That's all right,’ said the old man week, you had better give him a hint off in the corner. ‘Money talks. I’ll bet Special A tte n tio n to C o m m e rc ia l to come after supper. you $50 that Webster spella it Miss Bunsby—1 don't think Ifanmaa- * * T ra v e lle rs. * * ATTO RNEYS “ q-n-l-r-e” too.” sary. pa. That’s what he comm after.— “ ‘I ’ll raise yon 50,’ said the first T it-B ita . man, who was a cotton buyer at Mem­ S e w in g M a c h in e , w e m a n u fa ctu r e a n d th e ir A. C. WOODCOCK, p r ic e s b e fo r e y o u p u r c h a s e a n y o t h e r . phis. “ ‘All right,’ said the big old man Of Eugene, Oregon THE NEW HOME SEWINQ M&CHINE GO., coolly. Then the others joined in and D. W. STIB3ENS, Proprietor. Often changes to the jaded woman. » 1 O U A K U E , M ASS. bet him to a standstill. They put up c.'u’t sec what’s come over Mary ; she SI Union Square, H. V. Chicago, I1L St. lo o t« , K o, F io ra n o « , O re g o n . isti Po^.iiO card iai $ about $500. Then they got the diction- DaJlai, loa n « . San Francisco, Cal. A tlanta, Ua. use r*tei»lability. <8 P A tiï have attended that not every wan goes suits warrants the belief thHt ho hit» City and County Warrants bought. I WAMD-BOOK F h lC . Contain» r«f«TRner» uad f»»l maid. Doctor 1 Inf . W B i n FOfc C*»FT OF OV» «FECIAL the platform remotely In view. If he to. That game is one which will catch Bierce's Favor­ W . E . B RO W M , D . A . P A IN E , I OFFER. It la U tm rat liberal nrow dllon laad» i r doesn't sluxit any better than Is report­ nine educated men out of ten. You are ite Prescript»» I a p a ta * and RT24Y IMiTIItTOB «mOVLD President. Vice Preaideat. I XT UfeM appl/inf tor patobt. ÀiWrcM : gives hack the all right, but yoa ma7 still havo some­ ed of hiin. ho would ha wise In signing F . W . OSB'-’R N , W . W . BROW N, lost strength by the lecture contract at once.—Atlanta thing to learn. ” Cashier. A .s't Cashier. re - establishing Then the smart yonng man offered Constitution. the health or g P A T IR T LA W YER S. T rade M a r e » — --------------------— the usual invitation in imymeutfor the D e s io n » I U D roit 211«., W ASHINGTON, P. C. the d e l i c a t e O p t lm la t m . information.—Washington Bost. . . C o p v r iq h t » Ac. womanly or«, Hamlet Mcntaguo—Yes; I w a s do- A n v o n e t e n d in g a aket ch an d d e sc r ip tio n m a y guns. It drise Money Saved q u ic k ly a s c e r ta in o u r oplnt-m f r e e w h e th e r aw ' layed and could not arrive In time to Q a l f e E » e r $ o n lM M . the drains and I n v e n tio n 1« p r o b a b ly p a te n ta b le , r .u a n iu n te a - tlo n « «trtot ly c n n fld eiitiid . H a n d b o o k o n Pata-nts stops th« pains By Cripple Creek Is great on etiquette. go on with tho performance. The audi­ t e n t fre e . id d e s t e « e m y fo r tm -urtng M te o t e . It cures ulcera­ P a t e n ts ta k e n th r o u g h M a n n A Co. r o c e .y o A man out there met s little girl with ence becam e n n r n ly a n d to re n p som e Patronizing It. notict, w it h o u t liuvku c h a r g e . , lu t h e »ecidi ' ru H-WJ, wiinoui tion, in It wits very distressing w I io m family ho is very intimate and of the seMts tiou and Shnrpleigh (the critic)—Oh, well, it 1 said: weakness, I f y o n t i r r e n i a m c a la r , m -iv c m e i.t o f th o I is always beet to look on the bright aide A h a n d s o m e ly I-lu s tr â trd w -jekly. T í‘« e ; t 2 ) r¿ FOP bnw ei» «Tory d a y . y .‘. 'r o a * 1* b«. • ‘Hello. Edithl Howaro you r ' m akes Q eo . H a le Toe Gfiüt'.îïoniiia of Hcw York City bo w s!« o p e n , r.oa l>o F u m e , In t )iB > ta a w o £ e u la tl.m o f aw? h n ir n j l. 'L ie r , of things. Think how ninch worse tho The little miss drew hersjlf Up and r; four moattm, 9L 8*id byall p«*r"a*’*’*rJ* ------------ Tiijiei.t phyilr or pld ooiiou. U daocorona. -in« w « e n an o« » e a 4 m D < le l,< I n * t « x 'c r p h < ta . n o a i ' > li okeggn - KEEP I. I*v t. T » *»•« G ood, b o G ood. <4* «»2. W r it« i«t txxMflrt* on » y, Chicho». in g o ld i c j î i 3 Afldr«»« _ B«w Tgrk. YOUR BLOOD GLEAM - - - - Y« AT?ay F r w Fr«mtu»M. r.d , ■ «95U.OO PfSt»«*» * **’♦»* •* * ay it.r fuh ftwriiciiiM» , do r.«H delay. a.-w,y,„,..G L« »« a you Prv**. CCNT l Ó y ^MAR PUBL«A‘ «'Wn C O M PANY, Av»« l u t ¡i C t t if t N» > • ■ The first British recognition cf Besse­ mer’s wock eeme from the Institute of Civil Engineers, which awarded him a ' gold Telford medal for a juipcr fin his j steel process read b»fore It in 1860. — - Feet. It w a s a e ig h t or two « /te r he had c o n q u e re d th e N c rv ll "Are w* to lie crushed beneath the Iron hool of the invader!" «eked the hsplaan barbarians, in much anxiety. "Well. I trust you dou't tuke me for Vessels of 2,000 tons carry seven a tenderfootl” exclaimed great Cssaar, i anchors, f /r.r of a maximum weight of sltowing that after all there wns a kind- I 18 toes, with about »00 fathom, of ca­ ly aids to his nature. —Town Topics ble. a n d t h e y g a v e m . » . d a w g a t t c n o n iy « fo r a t i t * . . _ M r « « * ad v t a k e D r. Pierce*» F a v o n t « eln »!rd th -it to c ? e » *, fo r y o « r atW ic« w w l d » * h a v e b e n » h iR b iy U u e r t n 4 . J j taking stx £ j l» l « « 'U ',’” ,r S 2 f f a ? vourCr d v t e t in r e g a r d , ; «tod t h e , j h a w re*$.lta < **««•* r»* -*-r —