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STATE OFFICERS
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G o v e r n o r ..................................... T . 1. b e e r .
Secretary of 8 ‘nte ............. F. I. Dunbar.
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REGULAR
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D A IL Y T R IP S
trips
front
"Oh, W slrjrend Ban I
Calling a t ALSEA.
And
from
Calling a t the UMPQUA.
For passenger and freight rates
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W ill carry freight and passengers
COUNTY OFFICERS
from Florence to San Francisco.
W ill also bring up freight
J u d g e ..................... ............ . .E. O. Potter.
C o m m iss io n e rs
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I I . D . E d w a rd s
Clerk.............................. ______E . U . L ee
S h e r if f ................................ W . W . W ith e rs
T r e a s u r e r .......................... .A . S . P a tte rs o n
.D . P . B u rto n
Assessor........................
S ch o o l S u p e r in te n d e n t .. .W . M . M iller
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. M . C o llier
S u r v e y o r ............................
C o r o n e r .............................. W . P . C h e sh ire
J u s ti c e of P e a c e ............. . . 0 . II- H o ld e n
C o n s ta b le .......................... . . . E . A. E v a n s
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A. W. BEADLE & CO.
14 California St
San Francisco, California.
P r e s id e n t
B o a rd of T ru s te e s
O. W . I l u r d
W m . K y le
, W . C arm an
M . M orris
R e co rd e r.
in I . B u tte rfield
T rea su re r
. . .F . B. W ilson
G . C . C tim pton
M a r s h a l ..
Florence, Or.
S T A G E
I t la th e Bars»» W a y l a
S ta g e
L oaves
F lo re n c e
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E x tr a T rip s W h e n N ecessary
ORTHERN
Pacific, Ry
C h a rg es R e a so n a b le .
EUGENE-FLOItENGJ|
c e r e s c o u g h s or every sin a .
A n ord in ary cough d isap
p e ars in a single night. T he
racking coughs of bronchitis
a re soon com pletely m a s
tere d . A nd, if not too far
a long, th e coughs of c o n
su m p tio n arc com pletely
c u red .
Ask y o u r druggist for one
STAGE L IN E .
E. B a n g s ,
P ro p rie ty .
Stage leaves Eugene on M o t -
days, Wednesdays, and F rid a y « !
6 a. m, arriving at Florence ^ie
day following a t 10 a. m.
i
Returning stage leaves Floreod?
Mondays, Wednesdays, and FiJ-
days at 2 p. m. arriving at Engeie
C a rs the following day at 9 p. in.
I
P u llm a n
S le e p in g
Dr. Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral
Plaster.
D in in g C a rs
F . A A. M . F lo re n c e L odge N o. 107.
• R e g u la r a o m m iu iic atio n on second
a n d fo u rth S a tu r d a y s in eac h m o n th .
E . AV. C o b b , W . M .
R . B , M il l s , S e c r e ta r y .
A
T o u ris t
ST . PAUL
M IN N E A P O L IS
DULUTH
A . R . G e n e ra l L y o n s P o s t, N o. 88
■ m ee ts seco n d a n d fo u rth S a tu rd a y s
Of eac h m o n th a t 1:30 p . m .
8 . B. C o lv in , C o m m a n d e r.
J . L . F u r n is h , A d ju ta n t.
C
O . U . W . P e r p e tu a L odge
■ m e e ts e v o ry l e t a n d 3d
eac h m o n th .
M e m b ers a n d
b r e th r e n in good s ta n d in g a r e
In v ite d to a tte n d . A . O . F unk
I . G . K notts , R e c o rd e r.
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Single faro - - - - i
Round trip - - -
Tickets for salo a t ‘ K. L:
C a rs livery
barn,
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H urd’s oflio« iu Florence.
S le e p in g
FARGO
G R A N D PORKS
CRO O KSTO N
W IN N IP E Q
HELENA md
T H R O U G H TIC K ETS
H a ll, F lo re n c e , O re g o n . B ro th e rs in
«»oil s ta n d in g in v ite d to a tte n d .
F . H . A le x a n d e r, N . G .
E . A . E v a n s , Sec.
I f you Iv v a nr.y ro x p la ln t v h a t-
ev«r anti <!e»lre »ho bunt
uAdne you caa possibly obtain,
qvrtto um frowly. Yon will receive a
proiT.j t reply th a t t i i t y bo o f great
vahiO to you, A«Mr«s«,
- IL L J . C. A Y E R , Low ell, Mast.
T o n s o ria l P a rlo rs
MARION MORRIS Pro’p
C H IC A G O
Alex.
W A S H IN G T O N
I O . O . F . H e e e t a L o d g e N o .l l l , m e e t s
1» e v e ry W ed n e sd a y e v e n in g in L odge
I t will cid th e action of the
C h erry Pectoral.
All through freight on the i
either way between Eugeno
Mapleton, will be chargod at
rate of two cents per pound di
the months of October, Novel
December, January, Febr
March and April, and one cen
pound during tho months ofl
June, July, August and Sept#
P H IL A D E L P H IA
NEW
G a rd in er, O regon.
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BOSTO N AN D A L L
P O IN T 8 E A S T a»d 8 O U T H
T or in fo r m a tio n , t im e c a r d » , m a p s a n d tic k e t»
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HEW ROME ” SEWMQ MUHINE.
NOTARIES.
R . M C lW U R P H E Y ,
G eneral A g en t. Koon»« 2 a n d 4, S h e lto n B lo c k ,
EU G ES'K , O R K G O S.
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F o r t le u n c l., O r .
OHURCH DIRECTO RY
A. R. B U T T O L fl,
CHARLTON,
A aa la ta n t G en era l P a»»enger A g en t,
25.') M orrison S t., C or., Sd.
Notary Pdblic,Sirvcyor
FLO RENC E, OR.
H O re g o n . S a b b a th s e r v ic e : s a p o a u i-
se h o o l, 10 o ’clo ck a . n i. P re a c h in g 11
o ’clock a . m . a n d 7 p. in . S a c ra m e n t o
t h e L o rd ’s s u p p e r o n 1 st S a b b a th ol
Ja n u a ry ,
A p ril, J u l y a n d O ctober,
E v e ry b o d y is w elcom e to a ll th e services
P a s to r re q u e s ts C h r is tia n s to m ake
them selves known.
I. G. K n otts , P a s to r .
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p r ic e s b efo re y o u p u r c h a se a n y o t h e r .
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O regon
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S p e r is i « t t e m lo n g lv e n l o c o lle e llo u » a u d prò-
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Tables furnished with all the
delicacies of the season. Give us
a call.
TO R S
I I ’A IN E ,
E lk P r a ir ie H o tel
Oregon,
F loren ce,
BO YEARS’
EXPERIENCE
in k in g Business
cf Favcraola
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Terms
Jie principal citicfl of the
fx rh n tu ic furoJahed avail-
Inntrie*.
Inc dvpGsita.
ON E U G E N E A N D
FLORENCE
STACE
ROUTE.
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W E DROW N,
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r iiR o w N .
T w e n tv -th re e
M ile s W e s t
Eugene.
• pateut stt'/Tnay, and L V Ih T IR V1WT0B SHOULD
BEAD R U / m cpHzivc tar pataafc. Addrata?
b r IheM turagc o f v a lu a b le
H.B.WILLSON&CO
sat e a r LAWveaa,
our prompt attention.
D e s ig n s
bBrattSUf. WASHINGTON. P. C,
CoavawMTa Ac-
î f  ° M o - rï ”M  T .
„Ithor.t c t» iy « . ra th e
M o ney Saved
By
P a tro n iz in g i t
«a
•< I bows t» Jvwtnv DASCAttFTl
J o U kaU vo
arc
won-
Tr.icr a w l I went L< tbsrad with
întrkan.
A boadBomaly lUu«trotad weekly
eirk n om a en t lo u r breath w & aw tr/bad. A fter
ta k in g a few « r»f Cage«rot« wo have Improved
arc a great Help io th e fa a lly ."
w o& dcrfsllr. j ly
UI.MKf.Mf.TA MAOtL.
itta o b o ia e Bt., C ioeiu oatl, Ohio.
Ttô GaallciCBâB oí Hew York City
whiiiu an
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(own.
It give« pre «turne
of < a>nw»«, Stcyrte«. $<w»«i« Machina*, p«\L«, Seta
©f Duke».
wakM*, hhw» and »ifc W b *«».
If Aftd'cerrb.rta, K** , ihfact, *be t( twd h jndrtA «wtful
and ernan»'bt-M *nicU» t»ftd r.oucchcJd arr»r«ihfi«
FR E E S A M P L E ROOM S.
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uoe £«dt. A rt«« and
attrsrtive pua **»' ueeiwtag «ohzenhera with«**» iba
¿.r palina et i» feature« <*f canvaatutg.
neo«.“ H» «ûi-D I Ciwa Äiay Ff«
A »950> PiANO I
We t* H «*rf rtxw írte «hr**
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mta.isjt
Fr«**, al-o c-ur MA^r.wch
Yniiw iHhq «„v(Md«eo a’«d deli^ftirfl wwa the
auATrul» W»rkaofo'«lswd «cd *■ H »a-,
i^-^ceVVnctMVWFIoürrít. Fe«, i
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BRIRTOW , P a o n e
G.Miiia ro'-nL i » ’*» or-oii.
■un, ’.Ve.fccù, vr Orli o. Vf. He.
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E C Î riBTIPATION.
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th o W o r ld to
It is ourious, to nie wonderful, how
well do?« understand people. They
seem at a glance o: very soon thereafter
to decide in their minds whether or not
It would be safe to assail one who en
tera their ownor’e promises, says Lip
pincott’a Magazine. My own opinion la
that evory one of them, big or little, of
high or low degree, would liko to bito
every stranger that he sees. Thoir love
for their iccater makes them jealous or
makes them pretend to bo jealous of
everybody who approaches them, and
they debnto momentarily whether or not
a comer is afraid of thorn. If he is not,
they either extend a friendly salute,
which always is deceitful, or assume to
bo indifferent lx he is, they give him
a bite, more or less deep, then slink
away from possible consequences.
For years and years I have followed
tho rule, when visiting a person resid
ing out of town, unless I know positive
ly that he keeps no dog of any size, to
halt at the gate, raise a halloo and
await not only my host’s invita
tion, but his approaoh and his ao-
companiment into his houke. I could
not toll tho number of times wherein I
have been barked at furiously from the
inside by dogs whose owners declared
that In idl their lives they had never
dono such a thing before to a man of
gen tool appearance.
Tho oouns6ls and admonitions bestow
ed upon me might have excited some
gratitudo if they had not been wholly
useless. I have been asked so many
tim e s that it makes me almost Blok to
h a v e the question repeated, “ Why don’t
you just go along without noticing
su c h th in g s , not being or at least pre
tending not to be afraid? Not one dog
in 10,000 w ill try to bite a gentleman
u n le s s he is provoked or sees that he it
being avoided. "
A prominent German actcr, relates
Albert L. Vandam in The Illustrated
London News, had fulfilled half of hia
“ starring” engagement in the capital
of a grand duchy, and aa yet no recog
nition of his talents had been forthcom
ing in the shape of a decoration. Dis
gusted, the player announced his inten
tion of departing tho following morning.
Early on that day the theater intend-
ant acquainted hia grand ducal master
with what, bad happened. The conver
sation took' place in the garden of the
schloaa, situated on the road to the sta
tion, and suddenly an open carriage
with the actor in it hove in right.
“ Be quick I” said the prince. “ Get
me that box on my writing table. If go
be must, we’ll at any rate try to satisfy
him in hia ambition.” The intendant
ran, and returned just aa the vehicle
passed the gates “ One moment, Herr
U------. ” shouted the prince. “ Hert ia
something to remember me by. ”
Tho actor bowed low, and want hia
way. In another moment, however, hia
conveyance reappeared at tho gutea
“ There' ere two crosses, your highuess, ”
he exclaimed.
“ Never m ind,” replied the prince.
“ Give tho other to the coachman. ”
T lt-ta t-to .
In the Century Dictionary the deriva
THE NEW HOME SEWINfl M1GHIHE CO., tion la given from tit, tat, to, “ throe
mcauluglosa words” nsed in counting.
O RANOX, XA9A .
M Union Square, S. T . Chlearo, III. SL Lon),. Mo.
However, tho East Eriesio naiho (seo
BaUiui, TtkAS.
Ban rranelaco, Cal,
Atlanta, Oa.
K o o lu ia n ’a “ E . P r . D l o t ” ) la tlk-hik-
FOR 8ALC BY
tuk, evidently a more original form. In
G o o d d e ile r s w a u led in e v e ry to w n . this name the word tik has tho same
W rite for prices a n d te rm s to Son F r s n seoso ns E, tick, a mark, iu allusion to
the mark made by tho player on »be
cisco, C al.
slato, while tak, tuk, ore variants of
tho same theme, made on the prineiple
of altering the vowel, aa in Germanic
verbs of the third strong conjugation,
onoh aa sing, sang, sung.
Hence the name la by no means
“ meaningless,” but has an obvious ref.
ertnee to the ticks, or marks, made by
the players, and the word ia threefold
Qnickly romred- 0U> FHB DUI WEIN TATITO
OBTAEfBD. Send »nnJ J, »k9t*h or photo, with
Instead of rednplicoted, beoanm the ob
4«fi(*rfrti'>n for fra* nipaltasi» paiontaWHtr. Si-TAQB
R A F D *0 0 K r a r a .
Goof »la» re^raneos and tali
ject of the game ia to moke three ticks
laf’.naatw«. W 2ITO TOE UOTY OF ©UB fTICIAL
Iu a row.— Notes and Queries.
o r r m . nifitl)»inortl‘''qralrtop.**ti«a«r »"»»‘*o by
Of Eugon/Oregon
y p io i" ® n o 0 , O r a g o n .
S lL ig e tx ia ,
D R Y GOODS,
BOOTS A N D SHOES
A Cheap V eeo n ttlo a .
Special attention to . Dii
tlio Eye.
e t c ., c a ll o n or w r ite
s every T h u rsd a y e v e n in g in N eely s
ta il, S e a to n , O iegon. B ro th e rs in good
s ta n d in g in v ite d to a tte n d .
G ao. B . C am p , N . G .
F red 0 . P e il , Sec.
M en’s
Boy’s Suits.
15 cents
Shaving
Hair Cutting
Razor Honed
S cissors Ground
Patterson, M
of all
P r o v o k e au A tta c k .
S ta g e L eaves S te a m b o a t L a n d in g on
R e tu r n in g ,
price
Oh, M a irg re rt
ACTING AFRAID OF DOG\
th e U m p q u a for F lo re n ce S a tu rd a y s .
S u n d a y s.
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T h e b r e a m w in d o f O onnanffh»
W ith w o o le n w a lle d o n e d a y
(T h e b ro w n w in d o f C o n n a u g h t)
F o r a w r e c k In (J a lw a y b a y ,
A m a n y th o d a r k fa ced Haliers
T h a t g a rn er ed th o lr n eta In fea r,
B o t o n e sa n k s t r a ig h t t o th o g h o s t ly g a te,
A n d h e w aa m y D e rm o t d ea r.
—»Shan V a n V o c h i.
For further information inquire H . H . B a r r e t t , P r o p ’ r,
CITY OFFICERS
W s& therson
Meyer & Kyle,
J
T lio b r o w n w in d o f Cfconarnrht,
'* ,h i
W lien D e r m o t carao t o w o o
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(T h e b ro w n w in d o f C o n n a u g h t),
1» h e a r d h ia w h U p e r s , to o ,
1
A n d w h ile ray w h e e l g o e s w h ir r in g
I t ta p e on ray w in d o w p a n e
T ill I o p en w lile t o t h e d ea d o n t s ld s
A n d t h e eea s a lt m is t y r a in .
«*W——
,,,W e know
c f n o th in g better to te a r the
lin in g c f y our th ro a t end
lu n g s. It is better th an w et
fe e t to c e u se b ro n c h itis and
p n e u m o n ia .
O nly keep It
u p long e n o u g h and you
will succeed in red u cin g your
w eight, lo sin g your appetite,
bringing o n a slow fever and
m aking e v erything exactly
right for the g e rm s of c o n
su m p tio n .
Stop co u g h in g a n d you
w ill g e t w ell.
Florence to Coos Bay
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B a n l"
J u s t lik e n f a ir y t o n e .
Florence to YaQuina
----- B e t w e e n -------
T r e a s u r e r ................................. F . 8 . M oore.
S u p t. P u b lic I n s tr u c tio n J . H . A ckerm an
S ta te P r i n t e r . ........................ W . H . L eede.
A tto r n e y G e n e ra l D. K . N . B la c k b u r n
. ................. R . S . B ean
• • ' ' X " é ? \ w ’’iM ° ? re
T hu b r o w n w in d o f C onrtnngh»
A cru m t h e b -w lo o d b lo w n
(T h o b r o w n w in d o f O o n n » n < h t)
T u rn « m , h ea r» to a s to n e ,
F o r 1» c n e a m y n a m e a» tw ills!» »
A n d c r ie s It n t tlio n o o n —
S te a m e r R o b a rts
Will make .regular
1 -4 Knocked Off
r u e BROWN WIND OF CONNAUGHT.
TRAVELERS’ GUIDE
TRAVELERS’ GUIDE
GENERAL DIRECTORY
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In Until ami » aiW^i.’iU P!»'.,). I».,,, u, »
t.irtf t a i t flo t - A iz-vjiM.
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kwythiag ».il Le •*«' J'”« Fr*'».
f tH TLEW O W A N P U 8L I»M ’NR COMPANY,
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OPPOSITE
HOTEL EU GENE
BUGENE
CONUNDRUMS,
A 8LIGHT MISTAKE,
B it c h * * a R W a s . I t B o t h e r e d
H o e d w r ltle * B m .r t .
th e
The expert in handwriting had made
a number of very interesting and con
vincing demonstrations with a piece of
chalk on the blackboard. He would
flourish a few lines and then stand back
and describe them, and the jury waa
profoundly impressed.
"This,” he said, holding a piece of
paper ont before him In his left band,
while with his right he made passes in
front of th e blackboard, so as to get a
r n n n i n g s ta r t, “ is the handwriting of
a person who is not used to handling a
pen— not necessarily an uneducated per
son. It might be one wbo had been so
much in the babit of dictating all cor
respondence that hia handwriting failed
to settle into any permanent stylo or
bad drifted into unsteadiness through
lack of practice« ”
The testimony did not have any par
ticular bearing on the ease, but the Jury
looked at one another, and the specta
tors nodded their heads significantly.
“The weakness of the upward strokes
especially indicate that this is the hand
writing of one wbo ia not accustomed
to clerical labor, w hile the intelligence
shown in pouctnetiou''—
“ May the court please,’’ exclaimed a
man wbo had been on the witness stand
a abort time before and who had beta
fumbling through hia pockets.
The expert paused and everybody
turned to look at the man who bad
made the interruption.
"May it please the court,” he repeat
ed, with much embarrassment, “ there
ia a mistake here. The expert has been
testifying aa to handwriting.”
“ Of oonreek" said the expert, “ that
is what I am here for. ”
“ Well, the paper he has been talking
about it not the one I meant to hand to
the proseenting attorney. I got the doc
uments confused somehow, and what he
has la a letter from an old friend of
mine—a man whom I met long ago
when I waa in the dime museum bad
ness. He writes to me very frequently
to let me know how he ia getting along.
As Those
A re B idd les o f L U e T h a r A a a
VnanawersMe^
Why is 1» that just when you*»
dreaming of leading a forlorn hope to
viotory or rescuing terrified women
from a burning ship some dog or ether
gives a sadden bark a» your beets and
yon jump half out of your bootaf
Why is it that just as yon think yon
are going to get the moat oharming
spouse man ever wooed something goes
wrong and yon get a remarkably super-
flnons sister instead?
Why is it that ju.it as you’re
everything into shape to have n iiiim YfiU
in life yon eat toadstools or M l dowB a
ooal cellar?
Why is It that just whan you’ve »to
a dead save thing to prophesy abets» a»d
astoniah the natives a mi raws happen*
gettta«
Why ia ia that juat wha* you’re
to rid* the bicycle the pedal a
slips aed^over you go an the a
your baud?
••
Why ia tt that Juat whaa yu**»
taring yourself aa the guide and
Bator of a mighty natton your wifi
through your overooa» p u n kata Mil
an unposted let» « two weeks qluf
Why is it that just whan you
this you get that, and *mtwhaa
get that you want thiafi
Why ia it that juat whaa jub
want to do anything you’ve S ( |
everything, and jurt when Jhtak*
do everything you’ve got to «ta no
Why ia it that juat when y u
your tongue you ought to have 1
straight ahead, and Juat w haa yo
straight ahead everybody alee »
you'd held you/ tongue?
In short, X y la it wa lira k
W ot f r t .
“A n you ntatod to each oMu
quirad the probata Jndgr at Ol
Judge, yonr honor, that ain’t handwrit City of a German bridal coupM
ing at all. I t’s foot w riting
Wash the raUM name. And the groom
“ Mein. Das ia vat’s da mail
ington Star.
vaota to hr alrrtty.
Mana
B e S u p p o r t , t h e P r o p o e ttt o a .
Journal.
Mrs. Blickens—The president of our
Over ».000,000 bottles. t / F
d ub ia going to lecture next Tuesday
t t fins, 000, ir e recovend eaehjh
evening on “ Conversation as * Lost
the dnstyarda in Louden andq
A rt”
to their owners,
u ■ -
Mr. Blickens (yawning)—That sot
Mrs. Blickens— Well, why don’f you
go on and muko some sarcastic com
ment about the impossibility of conver
sation being a lost art while women re
main on earth t Of course that la what
you think.
Mr. Blickens—No j I agree with your
president Conversation is a lost art
When only one side can he heard, it ia
merely talk.—Chicago N ew s
Kilmartin—Did yos sell Maroney tt»‘
dog be wor aftber wantin ?
K lllllly—Oi did not I Th’ ohump hod
Mt* aarrve t* offer me a taaialy quarthw
fer hia ch’lcel
fcilmartln—Thia yea didn’t let him
hov th' pick?
Kiliilly—Ol did n o t Oi k t him hov
th' «hovel Oi hod no pick in me bandal
—Le.il«*. Weekly.
“ Is Miaa Blinkina at home?” asked
W h e a t G o»« D o w n .
Mr. Saunders of tho Irish girl who an
Do Broker—Hear alxmt De Cnrhb?
swered hia ring at the door.
De Ledger—N a W hat’s happened to
“ Yea, I b'lavesb« ia, sir.”
him ?
“ Is she engaged?”
“ An is it engaged you say? PWx, an
“ Knoeked flat.”)
, .
I can’t tell you, air, but she kissed Mr.
“ You don't soy so? W m he caught
Vincent last evenin oa if sho bad nev by the drop ia wheat f ’
er suen tho Hix. uv bim, an it ’s engaged
“ W ell, ywa sumatliiag Uke that. A
I b’lave they are, air."— Bxohaugo.
barrel of flour full on him."— Hew
York Weekly.
t iio m etvts.
She— Ho kissed me when I waa not
d re a m in g nt aoeb a thing.
"A rt you nM .sham ed to lock your
Her—i'll wager you w e n not. Vou ohildrcn la tho fiuwr“ ‘-‘- t i l the ml-
always were wide awoke w b e u kiiw ina hai'py girl.
woe iu sigiit. -M^Jinuiunati Enquirer.
Her father bit hia lipa; that douu ha
cut loOS'.L
If a man could yell as loud In propat-
“ I w ill no longer endure to lw un
tioo to bis size ss a baby caa, telephone justly reproached I” ba rrlcd. “ You
companies would soon bo unable to da- kids get yonr pag noaaa from yonr
olaru dividends.— Atlanta Constitution. i mother's foutsi”
Sinking into a chair, ho wept trnak
People who think they are laisomlor- 1 tear«, ni . strong enough indnod to
atood o'ten aro really midcrstood too phii.« the color*
the upholataring. —
well. —Chicago Baeurd.
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