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Raro H’e.. t m n U * « !«.< • -• ’ th r e e year« w ith
w h a t I c a J c d U - . j » • * > - . h c - m i n « on re u u la rty
o n c e a w e k . \ , . . . to» ! by <tbt»T*nt p h ysician «
tiu»t U w u •; can * « >v h 'I te a th , o f w h ich I had
S * » e r a l I had thato**'!' e x t r a c t * ! , h u t th e a t ­
tack « e rh fIn iie-l. I hud «w»n fulva«tl«einaota < t
IU pa ns Ti. •>;«!< '• In a ll th » pin-era hut had n o fa ith
In th em , but (UH>ut »‘lx w . -kj e la c c a frie n d in
dMOiul m a t«> try th«'in. B a - t.dien hut t w o o f tl»«
•tuA ll 5 cant h »•••» < f tl.« Tatm lea an d h a v e h a I
n o recurrr -a c f th e a t l.c k a . H »v« n e v e r Klven a
te»tirn.tnlfd for a n y th in g b efore, h u t tha great
«"K'llttf 0 i
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b y W m « Tabi'h < ta d u e -a n o to a d d m in e to th o
ninny teM Im ontal« y o u do«h«U M h ava in y o u r
A.
po««o«*l(»a a c w .
T. D W .
b itt
H i
JUOVE’m. SHOW THE WAy.
I w n nt to Inform yon .
In w ord« o f MghoM
prau*M, o f tb « b cu fU t
1 h a v o d e r iv e d fixiuk
R ip a n t T aou U s. 1 c m a
l ‘rof.’fl»k»t»ttl Bunt« und
la tiilb prof* ‘» ton A flca r
bnud in u lw u j« I ¿coed .
Rll*anA TaLi.lv« doo.i I t.
A fter .«no <»f ».»y v«iH***> I
fou u d tn vB eifrorap lot !y
r u n d o w n . A ctin g on rbo
a d v ic e o f Sir Ooo. B o w ­
er, l ’h.
SM N ew ark
A ve., Jcrecy C ity , I t*
lU panv T ab u les w ith
fren rt rewwltn.
felui H k cjis W tbt < maw .
I h a v e 1“ < » n rroaf !?u£f< rcr fr o m W i^ t ’pA tloa
• ■ ■ « a r I.
Ffy f»*et and lee » ai d r»
n w arp b lo a te d «o
I r iild c o t «*'•»» «I ig *: to n m y fB I and O l ly a looed
drcM . I »aw Kip', n» T»bMl<w • iv «rtlaed IB ow f
d d ! y o * i“ r. I to« :n t «■ » n«» an 11« <»h ti'«“u a« d lr e e *
• ’. H ave taken th em a b o u t thre*» we*»k« a n d th ere
I 'Ut ii ft chan ge 1 I a ’*» n ot r»>u-f IpaU u a n y luortt
a i d 1 o w e It a il t o K lpan» Tabu!»». l a m thirty*
•*.'ven j »*ar* o ld , h a 'e n o oceu p u tlon , o n ly my
h . hk . b ol l d u tl. s an d n a m in g m y «lcfc h u sb an d .
} « l a» h»d t i e d r o p sy uud 1 aiu tr y in g KI puna
T p.ulen f.»r h im . H e fecta Rome b e tte r b u t It will
t. kc «.’ma tim e , b e •’*« be* n Rick » a lo n g . ToU
o i.ty uee m y U tte r a n d ttam e on y o u lik e .
y. rk. S’.ART GaitMAB i’LABM.
I h a r o b een R cfferlrq fr o m h ead aeh c« over
a la cv » WPS 4 lit t le g i r t I co u ld n e v e r r id e In a
car o r p» In to a c r o w d e d
p la c e w ith o u t g e ttin g a
Ii*-0*1*011«»nnd «Ivk at ray
aeb. I heard a b ou t
* »tom
K ipans T ab ulea rron» an
h m l o f m in e w h o waa
ta k in g thoru for catarrh
f tb«> st<»n»u*h. Hho had
* o fou
r o ltef from
* t!.. n r d I! RUeh
i l v l « . “ l ma
» to tn k o n th • e ! m . . u too.
an d I
h a r e Itncu d o in g so -In ce
la st O ctober, an d w ill
* say
th e y h a v o c o m p le te ­
: ly cu red m y h ead ach e«.
I nrn t w e n ty n in e year«
o ld . Y ou nro w e lc o m e
♦ to ii.i« t h is te s t I nion laL
R I-P A N S
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Three
Desirable
-»
G U I L T Y C O N S C IE N C E .
At a sinstl party (he other evening
tlioso preseaf-.iere asked to name the
T h e m o d e r n sta n d ­
a
most eomuiou and u l the same time the M AD E A G R E A T D E A L O F T R O U B LE
*
FOR T W O M EN .
ard F a m ily M e d i-
niobt complicated a.- tion ju the hninan
*
phenomena
Various answers were
e tn e : C u re s the
a
given, uhow’ng all degrees of observa­ K e p t B o t h o f T h e m W o r r y ln a r n «
e
»
T h e r M o v e r W o r r ie d D e fo r e .'r h o o a h
tion anil thouglit. Not ooe. however,
c
o m m o n e v e r y -d a y
Í
hit Upon the unswer th at the questioner
It E v e n t u a l l y S u e e e e d e d I n l l e -
lira J. B hookmy UL
tW h e n y o u t h i n k A b o u t t h o d a r k s p o t « o' th o
♦
' t l ii io e t h a t u s t e r b o ,
had in miud, which was walking,
f o r m i i i a O n e o f t h o T w o fit l . e o i t .
ill o f h u m a n ity .
«S
M othor w » « tro u b led
An g n c l n a t t h e f u t u r e a l l la lo n e s o m e t h a t y o u i Wiuit action is more common, and yet
3
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w it h h e a r t b u r n m id
sea,
"1 was never mixed np with a smug­
*
My Reron-yenr old boy
B’depleRRoesit, cat»»«*d by
how difficult of analysis! How many
. T h e r e ’s o n e t i m e w h o n y o u r m in d K its o n t o
i
•uA nrcd w it h pul a s In
gling
transaction
but
once
in
my
life,'
la d U o s tlo n , fo r n go o d
persons outside of some special courses
h a p p / t h o u g h t « a h r h ilo ,
*
hta h ead , c o n s tip a tio n
m a n y year«, o n e d a y
«
saiil
a
New
Orleans
businees
man.
whose
•e;
£ n t h a t ' s w h e n m e i n ' r y a h o w a y o u t h a t o lo
a n d c o m p la in e d o f hl*
•h o e a \r n teR tlm on ial
in physics nt tho universities can ex-
* sto m a c h . H e c o u ld n o t
’
’ a w e o t h e u r t 's 'h a p p y a ^ ille .
In th e i>aper lu d o n la g
| plain the phenomenon ? Let somebody | name may ns well be left out. “ and my
e a t l ik e c h ild r e n o f hl«
B
l
p
a
n
a
T
abulon.
s
i.e
experience was so painful th at I swore
«
■ ago d o a n d w h a t h e
dutermine*! to g iv e thorn
J f o I Jlnt d o n ’t h e o r h o w l o n e ly p o s t e r f u t u r e
try.
.
* d id e a t d id n o t a groe
o tria l, w a s g r e a t l y
lo o k s to y o u .
“ W alking,” once «aid Dr. Holmes, off then and there. I had a deal in west 1 relieve*!
w ith h im . H o w a s t h in
b
y
th
e
ir
tito
J o u ' l l a l i u s lin d s o m e h o w t h e a k le s'J l t u r n
o f a «nitron e o lo r .
a n d n o w tn k e a th e
“ Is n perpetual falling, with a perpotual Texas on hand at tho time nnd had
f r o ih g r a y t o b l u e ,
made
n
short
trip
over
the
Mexican
1
Rorullng rom o c f th e testim o n ia l« In f a v o r o f
Tubule«
r
egu
larly.
S
h
e
koepa
a
f
e
w
c
arton«
R
lpnn«
.you’ll a l i u s f in d t h e m l l g h t l n u p , d o n ’t k e o r self recovery. It is a most complex, vio- j frontier, during which I picked up n
Ell» axis T a b u les, I tried th em , id puns T ubule« hob
TaH U es la tlio h cu so a n d auy$ «he w .ll n ot be w it h ­
how dark th e day,
lent and perilous operation, which wo
o n ly relievo«! b u t a c tu a lly c u r e d in y youngster»
o u t th em . T h o h e a r t')u r a and sleepleasn e«« h a v e
And T h e
t h e head-ichcs h a v o d isap p eared , b .iw c ls a r e in
£ n w h e n t h e y l i g h t y o u ’V a l i u s A n d J t'a lo v a
d isa p p e a r ed vrlth th e In HgvAilou w h ic h w a s
divest of its extreme danger only by handful o f very fine opals
g o o d c o n d itio n a n d h e n e v e r c o m p la in « o f hla
fo r m e r ly s o g r e a t s L»nr«lca f o r her. O ur w lio lo
•
th a t sh o w n th o w a y .
"A
wicked
friend
showed
me
how
continual practice from a very early
s to m a c h , l i e la n o w a red, ch u b b y fa ce d hoy. T h is
fa m ily t-ike th o T a b u le s r e g u la r ly . e o p e c la lly oft» r
—E d w a r d S i n g e r i n C le v e la n d P l a in D ottier.
w o n d e r fu l c h a n g e I a ttr ib u te t o R lpana T ab ulea.
a h ea rty m e a t M y ¿ aeth er 1« H fty y e a r s o f a g o
period of life. We find how complex it j easy it was to carry them over the lino
I a m »ntisflod th a t th e y w ill b oiicllt a n y o n e (from
an
d
1«
e
n
jo
y
in
g
th
o
b
e
e
to
f
h
e
a
lth
a
n
d
sp
irits
;
a
lso
is when we attem pt to analyze it. Wo , w ithout paying tribute to Uncle Sam,
th e c r a d le to o ld ago) if ta lte n a c c o r d in g t o dlreo-
e at* h ea rty m enl», a n I m p o ss ib ility b e fo re th o
and
I
was
weak
enough
to
yield
to
the
U
oua.
fi. W . F w a u
HE K E PT T H E SEA T.
took fclpaew T ab ules.
A ntoh H . B lauken .
learn how violent it is when wo walk
temptation.
against
a
post
or
a
door
in
tho
dark.
■< it W n s W o r t h W h n t t h e O t h e r We discover hew dangerous it is when
“ When I got on tho cars at El Paso,
A now stylo packet containing tkn iotans tabütjis packed In a paper carton (v. ithout e-la *) is now fo r sal«
*
M a n I 'u ld F o r I t.
eoioe dru2 «tores fou n v s cents . Thli low-priced sort Is InUmd -l foe the poor and tho eoonondcaL Ono
wo slip or trip and tome down, perhaps however, to come east to Dallas. I was I at
flow n of Iho llvoocn t cartons (HO tabules) can he had by m o l l b y e e n d i f o r t y - e i g h t c.r.ta t > the R tpabs
A man who lind noj been to church breaking or dislocating our limbs, or haunted by a guilty conscience und had
Sold W ith
CsaxxcAlCoviAHX, Ko. 13 e p r u c Street. New Y „ r k -.'r a » n g lo « r to n lT i» T iir r m ) w i l l b . »on« to r t v » « » « * .
^or a very long tiing, Haya a Loudon ex- overlook
,
,v step
w, v_
the last
of ~ a _rj_
(light . of a horrible premonition th at some secret i H irA SsTAnrrj6am aynlsoh-?*vidof sotnovroc.'n,rr-’cerol « t - . ¥«•• ,; r « . l ' t s « r e n t * and a t som e liçuo»«*"
change. iiiiaH^ liarkeiioj to tlio peraua- , gtl(irH nt|f, f]lw.,,Vpr w ith w hat headlong service officer was on my track.
■mi tart*)? theps. They bardsh pain, Induce «kep uud p rolong Uf«. Üue g iv e s r c l l u f .
“ Presently my attention became at- !
aionrt of liia wife and decided to g a Ho vjojenco wo havo been hurling our-
got tho family all together, and they selves forw ard.”
trncted by a man with a black beard j
»tartod early.' A rriviug at the church,
All this is very trno, as we all know who kept looking nt tno furtively from i
ere were very few people in it and to our sorrow ; still tho genial Autocrat n seat across the way. I tried to per- [
SH E F A F E R
• pew openers at hand. so the man led |
not (.xp)ain«sl tho phenomenon.- — snade myself thnt it was all imaginn- i
h it family well up the male and took
tion. bnt a number of things occurred
New York Times.
P?»
ssion of a nice pew.
during tho ride thnt satisfied mo I wus
SC avt ¿Lsft'.t l T r a c Id a r k s o b t a in e d a n d a l l P at
J«at us the service .was about to bo-
really being watched.
F r o m I l n d <<» W o r s e .
r e n t b u « :iiP 3 S c o n d ”.otGd f o r M o d e r a t e F e e s ,
gin a pompons looking old man camo
“
1
went
into
the
smoker,
for
in-
I
f» b< ’ I r v u V U d r a v - i u p o r p L o t o . W o a<l v i s e i f
Severul ladies and gentlemen were
L n ’. - i ’. l ! - . - •o i.C f l’. i!
<>’ c fp.i n , t d i ' e t i l l
fn. walked up to the door of the pew riding down town in a cnbjo car. Thoy stance, and before long cangbtn glimpse
5 p iu e n t la e e t u r e d . A P a m p h l e t “ H o w t o O b -
und stood there, exhibiting evident sur- were mostly strangers to ono another, Of tlio black bearded chap peering
c . iP a te n t a , w it h c o s t b i » » f a e i A t n O .w .S .
S a u forcifcA t o u n i :if s : n t f r e e . A d d r ess,
prise that it was occupied. The occu­ but tho conversation became general.
through the end window from the plat- [
pants moved over and offered him room
Ono of tho Indies had been at the form It was the same in the dining
GO.
to sit down, but ho declined to bo seat­ opera the night before and was loud in car. and. to make a long story short, I
« O f f P a t e n t O f “”’?»,
W A SH IN G TO N , D . C .
ed. Finally the old man produced a her expressions of disapproval.
reached Dallas thoroughly unstrung.
cord and wrote upon it with a poncil
“ T hat evening I began to think I
“ Worse th an all/” she w ent on.
“ I pay for this pew, ”
“ thnt Mine. Schroeder Is much too old had shaken the fellow off my track,
“ Ho gnve the curd to the strange oc­ for her part. Her singing is becoming when I happened to stroll out of tho
You caw
cupant. who. had ho been like most unbearable. Don’t yon think so, too?” j hotel, and tliero ho was standing bo-
My M ali, r«9*asru
people, would havo nt once got np and she asked, turning to the gentleman hind n pillar
á
be c u re d 1
left. But the intruder adjusted his next to her.
“ Needless to say I d id n 't sleep a
I f y o u s uTer from a n y c f th e
N one who are engaged in any o f the m echanical
ills c f i '.n, com e t o th e o ld e st
gluases and w ith n ¿mild read the card.
“ W ouldn't yon rath er tell thin to wink, nnd, when I bumped into the
Specialist
on
the
P
a
cific
Coast»
$ 6 ? 7 0
.Then ho calmly wrote beneath it:
pursuits can succeed w ithout reading and
Mine. Schroeder herself? She is sitting slouth next morning nnd saw that ho
DR. JORDAN & CO..
“ How much do you pay a year?’
had shaved off his beard, 1 gave myself
beside you,” be replied coldly.
11051 Market St, Est d 1852.
studying this standard Magazine o f Sciences
To thia inquiry tho pompons old gen­
Y oishc n s e n and midcllo
After the general silence which fol­ np for lost. However, thnt wap tho last
n & e d u t e i l w ho are suffering
tleman, still stuuding. wrote abruptly lowed tho remark, tho critical Indy of him, and for the balance of my stay
from the effects o f youthful indiscretions or t x -
and m echanical A rts. I t,is illustrated^with
“ Ten pounds. ”
c e c. es in m aturer years. N ervou s and P hysical
turned to the singer w ith many con­ 1 wus unmolestr«1 and gradually regain­
1>4 b ! l l t . v , I : i i p < » i e n c > r,JLo«t. I H u n b o c H l
Tho stran g e r. smiled as though ho fused apologies.
ed my equanimity.
in ail its C' inp. .itionf; M p e a ' i i m t o r r i i i c a ,
all modern cuts ¡of latest inventions.iu a ll
were pleased, looked around to compnro
Greatest Weekly in the Country,
J P v o M s tfo r r lh n 'j* , f l a n e r r l i w a , C J I e e t,
"T h at the man had been shadowing
“ It is th a t horrid critic Schmieder
F r e q u e n c y o f llr ln a lln g , c lc . By a
the pew w ith others, admired its nice who has Influenced my judgment con­ me was nndenlahle, but what his pur­
the branches o f m echanism , and its fund ¡of
i com bination c,f rem edies, o f great curative pow-
cushions and furnishings and wrote cerning your singing. I believe it is ho pose could have been and why lie drop­
th e D octor h as so arranged h is treatm ent
that it w ill not o n ly a lf rd im m ediate relief but
back:
know ledge is inseparably connected w ith in­
who is nlways w riting against you. j ped the game so abruptly were mysteries
permanent cure. T h e D octor d oes not claim to
( I n c lu d in g l o s t a g e ) to a n y p a r t o f th e U n ite d
“ I don’t blnmo you. It is well worth He must bo u most disagreeable and , which I was forced to leave unsolved.
perform m iracles, but is well-know n to lie a fair
B ta tea , C a n a d a a n d M e x ic o .
nud square P h ysician and Surgeon, pre-em inent
u -
’
ventors and m echanics.
Sold w ith T ub
“ It was two years before I found out
pedantic person. ”
T H E W B K K l/Y C H R O N I C L E , th e b vlgh tcfit
in Ids sp ecialty— » i s e a S C H o f xfS-ijl*.
T he pompous old gentleman ut that
ft.v p H H ln th o r o u g h ly e r a d ic a te d fr o m th o
“ Had you not better tell all this to J Then 1 ran across tlio man one day by a n d m o st c o m p le te W e e k ly New wi»apcr l a th e
W
est
at
clubbing
rates.
s
y
s
te
m
w
it
h
o
u
t
iiRiug
B
f
e
r
o
x
r
.y
a
ptam> Collapsed into his Beat.
Mr. Schmieder himself?” calmly in-j mere accident In a St. Louis restaurant, w o r ld , p i ln t s r e g u la r ly 112 C o h im u e , or b lx u i« a
I V J K IiY ill A N a p p ly in g to hr w ill ro-
p age«, o f N e w s , L lt e r a t u m an d G e n e r a l I n fo r ­
, e c h o ou r hnncct o p in io n o f hH c o m p la in t. .
qnired Mmo. Schroeder. “ Ho is sitting nnd ho owned up It seems that ho hail m
li e w ill i , a a r a n te e a 1 0 S 1 T l V E C U B E <n
a tio n : aln o a m a g n ifle d n t A g r ic u lt u r a l a n d
K o D e n t ill e n ila T h e r e .
been a public official in a small Texas H o r tic u ltu r a l D e p a r tm e n t. T l.U Is o n e o f th e
e v e r y c a » t vje u n d e r ta k e , o r f o r f e i t One
next to tno. " —New York World.
P o iln r H .
J heard a good story th a t comes from
town and got mixed np in his accounts. g r e a te s t d e p a r t m e n t s in a n y p a p e r on th ia
C onsultation F R E E and Rtrtrtly private.
O n I .iu id ln n T r o o p , .
little town in thç northern part of
He swore to me th at it was only bad C o a st. E v e r y t h in g w r it t e n Is b a s e d o n e x ­
C 1 / A R 0 E 3 V E R Y R E A S O N [ B L E . T reat-
on l.a a tx ^ a
i merit personally or b y letter. Send for book.
the state: Among the members of the
In landing u force on a hostilo shore bookkeeping, but the grand jury indict­ p m e e r n ie 's n c k e n o In w le th d g e e C o o f a t s h t e S ir t a o t w e s n , n lo o c t a litle
a.
" T h e P h ilo so p h y o f M arriage,’’
Methodist church at that place is an a grest deal more has to be provided ed him for embezzlement, and he skip­
free. (A v aluable bqok for m en.)
SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE.
old railiquid,conductor> wbq has. boon than the -vessels to carry it. Tliero are ped nntil things calmed down.
V I S I T D IS , J O R D A N '«
retired,firm tho business lor ten years ptoplo who discuss an invasion, and
G r e a t M u se u m o f A n a to m y
“ 1 happened to coincide w ith a de­
th e finest and largest M useum o f its kind in the
or more.' During the morning service wiio seem to havo an idea thnt the m at­ scription he had of a detective, and all
w orld. C om e and learu how w onderfully you
nt hia church not many Sundays ago ter is limited to crowding a number of his strango moves were actuated by ex­
are m ade; how to avoid sickness and disease.
W e are continu ally a d d in g n e w specim ens, I
the old railroader way called upon by soldiers on a ship and directing them actly the same niotivo that prompted
C A T A L O G U E F R E E . C a ll o r w r ite .
the m inister to assist in taking np the to lie landed at a certain place. Tliero me to run—namely, to see whether he
1051 Market Slrect, San Frcncisco, Cal.
collection—-ono of the rtewards who is Tio consideration of how they are to was being watched. We wero both
‘u sually helped in thut. Work being ab- get on shore w ith their nrms, guns and fooled by our fears. His affairs had
am m unition; th n t m erchant ships havo since been settled np, nnd wo enjoyed a
•ent
The retired railrondor started down only a few boats, nnd thnt artillery good laugh and a cold bottle together
MfiYWA.A' «AWffWWWAWWAViWS
thé aisle w ith .tho contribution basket ennnot be transferred from ship to Bnt I am n reformed smuggler for U fa'
§ C T Y L 1 S H , R H L IA B L lii
Jsnd passed it around like an old band bench w ithout any previous prepara­ —Now Orleans Times-Democrafc
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ut tho business Everything passed off tion. When we consider that, notwith-
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> T h ey A lw a y s P le a se .
T his m onthly m agazine is one o l th e very
Jxotncr who hail nod dad himself fust large comMaed licet and the presence
Band Leader—You vnnts us to hlny
aslmp. and jn st ns he was about to pass of transports, inoro than a month of m it tier fuueral? Eos it a m ilitary
best printed in th is country, and is sold
by hi ni ho was suddenly overcome by hard work was required before an a r­ funeral ?
the force of habit acquired in his rail­ my of 60,000 men could bo landed in
to a ll subscribers a t rates w ithin th e
Stranger—No. i t ’s tho funeral of my
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road days. G iving tho sleeping brother the Crimen, we are justified in doubt­ brother Ho was a private citizen. Ho
T H E C H R O N IC L E ra n k » w it h th e createst
ability ot all to pay. I t is finely illu s
a dig on tl:s shoulder w ith the busket, ing thorn, wtio assert th a t the invnsion requested th at your baud should pluy n e w p a p e r s In th e U n ite d S ta te « .
T11 Id CI I R O N ICIaE 1 io« n o e q u a l c n th e P n d fio
be blurted o.nt
of our shores w ith 160,000 or 300,000 at his funeral.
W fgn i k bi « rasaa
C oaat. I t le a d s a ll m a b ilit y , e n te r p r is e a n d
trated and presentsTlie nam es o f famous
“Ticket, plqasol” —Ohio State Jonr- men is not only w ithin the bounds of
I NOSE BETTER AT AW PRICE E
Band Loader (proudly)—My pand, u*••vs.
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e v « r y c i t y a n d ir . w r . in t h e U n it e d
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authors as contributors.
T hk W est
an undertaking ns is often stated.-— j Stranger—He said ho wanted every­ Lbs- la t e s t a n d m o et r e lia b le . It» I x x n l N e w « th e
i J» H yjBf d ta le r d o e s not kr*p th»m »:«.d §
Two P our Sent«.
f it lle U a n d «pteleirt. aiwl It« H d lto r la U fro tn t h e
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One ee.rt s* tn?».s j<tetv«d ■-
‘•W ilmot’» Life of Vico Admiral Lord body to feel sorry ho died.—Now York a b le st pen« In th e c o u n tr y .
and tho Cosmopolitan are sold a t re­
Zc A J J to « ycur n e tie st point
Sarah fieriihardi while in London Lyons.”
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T I I E C H R O N I C L E boa a lw a y « b een , a n d a l ­
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the M c C all company , |
dropped into a bookseller's shop one
duced rates at this office.
w a y s w ill be, th o frie n d a n d r 'ia m p te n o f th «
j - 138 Io H 5 W . 14lh SIrsst. k s i r l
W o r th th e M oney.
morning “ 1 sold her quite a pile of
I . a k r . T h a t C h a n a < - C o lo r .
p ecp lo, a« a g a in s t c n n ib tn a tio n s , c liq u e s , cor-
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h r * . n i np-,. r , :
?:
I 'o n U lo r a , c r op p res« k -n s a . a n y k in d . I t w ill bo
books,*’ said tho proprietor, “ and she
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1 8 7 F Ii» h A v e . . C h l c s r o , «nt!
I t Is well known th a t tho w ater of
In d ep en d en t In e v e r y t h in g , n e u tr a l In n o th in * .
•.«■ io » i M a rke i £ i. , San f-xsactsco. S:
aaemed pleased. As she was going out many lakes exiiihiia characteristic col­
took hold of my peucil and askod or». Tlio Jake of Geneva, a t the western
D3 YOU WANT H E CHH3HICLE
something in French which 1 did end of Switzerland, is blue, while tho
S C A I L 'S
understand. Seeiug that I failed to lake of Constance, at the «astern end of
catch her meaning, slio looked nbont on Rwitierland, 1» green, niuencna implies
M»a counters, then, quick as a Hash, she purity, siuco tho n atu ral color of w ater
>ook np a volume of ono of tho very is bine. A green lake has its w ater
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bead sets of £qott. bound in treo calf, slightly clonded with Impurities, which
Showing tho UnlloS 8tB?9t, Donisioa • £3 C on tain « n < ? u tir u l C ’ t -I
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opened ft nt tho very contor. wrote may Is« exceedingly fine particles, sep­
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of CaaaTa nad Narthe.-a ST jx I oj
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something qnlcltly. calmly tore out tho arately Invisible. ProfesHor Spring of tho
O3V o m n
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laaf, banded it to mo. smiled, and wont University of Liege »ays thnt green
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luk<*s sometime* beenrno absolutely col­
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W e e k l y 4 1»r<»«atri* f a r < > »• T en » -t
«. £ ms <« i.0 »». i ,th st . New Yurk §
"We do not take possession of our ideas bnt are possessed by them
¡written a rase for two to her parforui- washing iuto the lakes of mud colored
and
Mr Junks (to fu rn itu re movers)— p o s i a . ' p p i c y j l a u u
•■m that evening! MugnlHccnt, hot It red by oxide of Iron. Ited is comple­ Thanks, men. Here's i'J for the work
They master us and force us into the arena,
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waa wot a cheap cntcrtaluuiont for the m entary to green, and tho result of tho Hinl $10 apieee for smashing those cray­
XI. II. do Y O ic tn - ,
Where like gladiators, we must fight for them.1
Ptaprtetor 8 F. <T*z^?i«8»,
^oOhmUer_________ ' '
m ixture is th at the green color of tho on portraits of my w ife's relatives.—
PAN
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Such is the exalted m otto o f the Arena, and the
w ater becomes for the tim e neutralized. New York Jonmnl.
T lt e O n e H e M la « e d .
A t'arcfnl Mnn.
••J was elected by t^ie votes of eight
C n r lo u « .
entire contents o f this m onthly m agazino
C n r i i . u . I n d i e . C n »< n m .
“ When Isburrow anything, I t.;kc as
different nationalities.’' declared sn
Miranda (visiting city frientla)—My
A curious cnstoih prevails among tho
good cun» of it a« if it wore my ow n.”
east side alderman as ho tucked his lowest classes of southern India for ob­ here's her visitin card I
are upon a plane and in keepingjwith its
“ T h at’s right, cf ocurso. “
thuiutw i n f he armholes of his vest and
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taining rain in times of dronght. A
“ Say, old man, 1 h: <.ke iny wheel last
m otto.
T he Arena’s gallery o f ¿em inent
Strnck an attitu d e
OOTAÛn»?. R e d If. Ul. «keteh cr ph. f . with
gigantic figure of a woman is stn tched sav T
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4--T A 0S
plght. Will you lend me yv ars?” —Chi­ ' i HAND-BOOK
“ T hat so? \VhHt were they?'
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M iranda—It eaya she’s nt homo cago Record.
to its full length on its back on uu open,
thinkers is a group oi interesting men and
ir .- n r. WA1T3 TCA COPT OF OORtU’hOlAL
"Iriah. German, 1'olisli, English,
I OFfIK. U u i h « u . .
-» f.f.e v e r »»«!•» by
very low four wheeled carriage, anti the Thursdays. Wonder where r I io stops
ftalian. French nnd Uieek. '
. i . U r i . y , t - . I T ; ? . ? I 5 7KKTCB SHOULD
wom en, and their thoughts are worthy the
carriage is dragged round the street«, rest of the timeT— Detroit Free Proas
I 3SAD IT ' - '
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f : r » t e n t. .» lie « « :
O r c o i ’ y f l i t IL'Cisr.
" T h a t’s only seven. "
the Indian peasantry nccutnpanying it
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call
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"W h at the deuce was the other now ? witli the deafening noise of their tom ­
l ’i'r tv « 'it ,' W li l i n i r .
consideration ot ail people. T he Arena is
when > ou haven’t a tc, th in your hcadf" i
¿There were eight sure ”
"1 snpposo," esi«l tl»« friutnl of the
toms. iliums and bugles. The custom is
“
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no
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charg.y
my
l.iy,
“ Americans. ” suggested a reporter
I,
sold
with T n r W est .
explained by the popular notion tliHt politician who was in trouble, "th u t
| UDr.it?:;,!. W A 3H !N G TO .'I, D.
“That’s it. Couldn't think of them to tlio figure o il the cart rep n w n ts the you can leave your case in the hands of and Iw n n ta ll I can gut', r iny money. ”
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—Ally Sioptr.
^ira ma.
D etroit Free IT-css.
wife of Varrtun, the god of rain, and posterity. ’’
“ No. ’’ replied the politician sadly
U n it when bo aces liia favorite wife
U n d n u n t * « l*
P o o r lln e lu r a s .
dragged ruthleaaly along the streets he "No such luck. " —Washington S tar
’ "The p e n H r -
(V a n t h o s w c r d . M
An old grnvodtggcr who lived In a acinis down torrents of raiu to wreak
J/iko !»»**««▼ l ’ i : A-M
Unrr-p-rl
.village at the foot of tho Grampians his vengcanoo.
p n r i«> :i d o r i« iv » • i t
waa one day aomplaiuing about the I
I r d u F n • tu b .s .u h a lt
Eighty different dialects are spoken
Th«* W «v w e a l d lt.UK a ,;o I a v o e«A»*'ed
dullnem of times.
in the Philippines. We never will begin
I t n n n c l n l V ie w o f I t.
The 6i’pr."%ons?.a el róvi to rk City
D a d n . n t c g l t ’ d t j ’ ln y o d
* “ Man. Jalm. Is trade thnt bad wl'
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“John, d ear." said tho wife, “ that to enjoy ont ct'nqmsit until w« gut all
The »* if I pi e« i i H » » i i« » n t » f
j a f * said a sym pathising ucighlor
Tho p» at’« Brht brijude.
last sonnet of yours will get me a i«iir those di«l<x'ts into the American inaga-
"B o d !" returned John, bringing bis of shoes; the love lyrio will boy my hat. ■ine*.—A tlanta Constitution
W h it t: ov- ’ h t h e i r b n .
- t h a t la t o any,
staff down w ith an luipatieul gesture tho q natr tin will get my gloves and
ktoxm iioW rM **«d s u c h —
XVIint It G c n r r a l l x X m u . s l a T o .
*’I havens buried a lesvin sowl this s ir your obituary lines on idil Jinks will
Ar»’ sadly brolicn ht *•« and tb e rv t
Tiic> e r ro r r d d O nu uh.
Blink—After ail. wliat is extrava
enablo ns to reut » earriago and attend
What thonuh laiubto f« *t l»c
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M A K E Y O U R S E L E C T IO N .
ganocf
hi«
fu
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Hojy^bappy
wo
ought
to
A nd lV|tn«u> dHpJfQcd
« < •« 1« >)«r
During the middle wgca. when tho bo i" — A tlantic Constitution.
Pink—Parting w ith money wo don't
With hettrln^ ehe.'tl They fitUl QMfch V&.
A $939
P to ’tli
■riatoerne/ of Florence und Venice wax
Ti e pool’« light h»k<u*o.
w ant to get things w edon't know what
■o ijra n tio u s to it» depend»!!«», uiur-
Quit« llvltlvut,
to do with. —Bvookl) u Life.
How of i ibvt've “ d<>* r»’d ti e d««tttkd
j A¡M '••«»»•'•»» .»«• . ¡ - r « .
S«r w « r eqosidet cd «■ a wuall crime
“ T hat Ixiy of mine.'” remarked the
lit w vfl tnej “V<* r-ueed tiM Ilf-X
- N o t a s K a s r n s It l.o o k s .
^Mtd polwyiing »»» no skillfully »ffected , proud jiarent extravagaptly, " is the
C f wi' k n y t o » « n t « b o r o
U QvM » *4 ? V u »v
T h e h n t n ! S»j. ikWh H»<!
ih»t many people lived nlmoat entirely g. nulne article. Ilo 's all wool, yoa can
"A p >i>er hug tru st ha# Jnst been or- i
They
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"Say. it ought to he fi*sy to knock .
L 3k ‘ n it ( h e
U»* > « I r tv a I h e i r br«K
“ Shouldn’t wonder,’’ commented old
T h e ¡ 1 * 1 « U « b t U * l« m ta .
Cleveland .
la the river Llano, in Texas, island! il.nniew “ I noth'« th at he k I ii inks the bottom out of th a t
J Y h en t h e o l e w o r l d w i n s bo g lo o t n y o n t h e
' akie-a a i n ' t lo o k in b r ig h t ,
xW h e n i t a c e ru s e z d a r k 1» d a y t i m e c n e x lo n e
B o i n e .e i u t u » « h t.
It leon.a ex If a ray o’ l i g h t 'a a k i n d e r a t r u g
¿U u th ro u g h
W h e n y o u t h in k o ’ s o m e o l e f r i e n d y o u k n o w 'l l
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