The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921, December 08, 1899, Image 4

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in o -t Ix' i u i i f i i l of th o pfonp, h i» W h ite
p lu m a g e hctiiR tin g e d w ith ro se color—
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cage p a rro ts, der; rlbc.i i t a p tly a s “ ra s p ­
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less p o p u la r as a p e t th a n species w ith
m o re in te llig e n c e th a n good, looks. G ao
p o in t in iiia fa v o r m u s t tie m e n tio n e d —
¡10 is a less d e te rm in e d sc rea m er th a n
th e m a jo r ity of cockatoos. T h is, h o w ­
ever, is n o t s a y in g m u c h . I n h is n a tiv o
w oods of g o n th A u s tra lia L o a d h e a to r’s
loekatec» is v e ry shy a n d d iffic u lt to a p ­
p roach. T h o b ird s s n t to F.v.repe, no
d o u b t ta k e n ns n e stlin g s in tho m a jo ri­
t y of in stan c es, re m a in u s u a lly w ild
and suspicious, th o u g h th ey h e a r c o n ­
finem ent w e ll a n d do n o t suffer from
th e cold.
A t hom e in A u s tra lia th o cockatoo is
n o t In-loved of tho fa rm e r, a n d i t can
bo w ell im a g in ed t h a t a fisok of these
big bird s, a m o u n tin g o ften to th o u sa n d s,
c o m m it fe a rfu l huvoo upon th o crops.
J H neo it is sh o t dow n as rem o rselessly
a s th o sp a rro w in E n g la n d w h e n it
g ro w s too n u m ero u s tii by a cc ep ta b le to
th o a g r ic u ltu r is t. L ike th o re st of tlio
genus, tiiis cockatoo u s u a lly m ak es its
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c o n g ressm an in W a s h in g to n , w h o w as
a m e rc h a n t in p r iv a te life, w ero ta lk in g
ov< r sem e of th e p e c u lia ritie s of b u s i­
ness m ethods.
“ I i m i m ber on ono o c c a sio n ,” sa id
th e coni. r- m a n , “ h a v in g in sto ck a
b ig le t o f d ry goods r e m n a n ts th a t
ci •med to s tic k rig h t by m e in s p ite of
p i I could do to g et r id of th em . A t
1. 4 I a d v e rtis e d to sell th e m n t so
lu n c h a pound, a n d th e c u rio s ity of
people to “ c j if th ey c o u ld n ’t g e t m oro
a t p o u n d ra te s for th e ir m oney th a n
t h iy con id g o t a t y a rd ra te s soon cleaned
o u t th e stock. A t a n o th e r tim e I sold a
le t of sid e n e a t a t so m u c h th o sq u a re
toot, ta k in g th e r u n of th e fade, a n d
the c u sto m e rs w h o got b a rg a in s in th o
th ic k of th o m e a t e n co u ra g e d o th e rs
w ho h a d th e lu c k to g e t th e irs o u t c f
th e th in , so I evened u p v e ry nicely. ”
“ T h a t re m in d s m e ,” re m a rk e d one
of th o co rre sp o n d e n ts, “ of a horse I sold
once a t so m u c h a f o o t.”
“ H e w w a s t h a t ? ” in q u ire d th e con­
g re ssm a n , so m e w h a t puzzled. “ H ow
did you m ak e y o u r m e a su re m e n ts f
! can u n d e rs ta n d how you m ig h t sell h im
a t so m u c h a h a n d a n d com o o u t
p r e tty w ell on i t if bo w as a big fellow
10 o r 17 h a n d s h ig h , b u t I d o n 't see
how you g o t n t him by th e fo o t.”
“ T h a t w as easy enough. I sim p ly
• sold h im a t so m u c h a fo o t— $37.50. ”
“ H ow m u ch d id you g e t fo r h im ? "
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in g th o n o tio n t h a t th is o r th at o c cu ­ m ouse. B e in g w e ll fed, h e r s p o rtin g i n ­
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Studying th is stand ard M agazin e o f S ciences
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c atio n , a th e o ry w h ic h is su p p o rte d by m ouse to nm uso h e rse lf w ith . T h a t Is a
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from t ’.;3 effects of youthful indiscretions or ex-
th o fa v o ra b le c o n d itio n of o th e r e x ­ fe lin o custom , ns y o u nro a w a re , h u t
and m echan ical A rts. I t .i s illustrated^w ith
cci. . in ra.it: : r ytn rs. Nervous and Physical
w h e re th is c a t show ed su p e rio r m e n ta l­
h u m e d bodies.
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fa c t a n d in p rin c ip le . I t is w e ll k n o w n th o m ouse, th u s p ro tra c tin g th o um uso
coiabinatic n o f rem edies, of great curative pow­
th e branches o f m e^hanisni, and its f a n d j o f
am o n g those w h o liavo m ad e i t a s tu d y jiie n t. fciho k e p t i t ill a n old shoe in a
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k n ow led ge i§ inseparably con n ected w ith in -
perm anent cure. T h e ^Doctor does not claim to
o f d e m o n s tra tin g a liv in g b u ria l, p u re ­ co v ered th o proceeding, a n d w ns a lm o st
(Tnrludlnsr p o sto itc) to a n y p a r t o£ th e U a lte d
perform miracles, b u t is well-known to be a fair
l y depend upon n a tu r a l causes b ro u g h t ns m u ch a m u sed as th e c a t. H id h o p u t
and square Physician an d Surgeon, pre-eminent
B la te a , C a n a d a a n d M exico.
yen tors and m echanics.
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in his specialty— DiscnHCM Of M en .
a b o u t by decom position, th o iufluenoe a sto p to it? N o, indeed. N or se v e ra l
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p e rie n c e in th o C o a s t S ta te * , c o t on E a s te r n
m ent personally o r by letter. Send for book.
“ T h e P h i l o s o p h y o f M arriage.’’
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»ny th a t a p re m a tu re b u ria l hus uover I Y o rk C o m m e rc ia l A d v e rtis e r,
free. (A valuable hook for men.)
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Sport I’.« a D evelop er o t C haracter.
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G r e a t M u seu m o f A n a to m y
oocur hr tiinos of p la g u e s utnl pesti-
th e f :cst :c: 1 1 •' ” --.t M y . cum o f its kind in the
E v ery n o w a n d th e n th e re cro p s o u t
.< ; id. C .—e and learn h>nv wonderfully you
loiican w kur« t h e ¡»..sum ud dead uru 1 in th is re p u b lic tho notion t h a t if o u r
nt r. i
iwav to r.void sickness and disease.
»cX w ith in a tfdv h o u rs of d e ath . m o re c u ltu re d c itiz e n s w e re o u r r u le r s
buife
V; . arc
. » h r . d d i n g new specimen«.
i • .• L O i! ' A . ‘
C all o r w rite,
T h a t Is w h e re m u ch m is c h ie f lies. B u t Hint w e sh o u ld bo m u c h b e tte r off. W e p a ssin g th in w a y y e ste rd a y a n d saw
li
i
Si
Market
btreut, San Francisco, Cal.
w h e n panio p re v a ils w h e re docs th o u g h t v e ry m neli d o u b t it. I f o u r m o re m a n ­ yon w ith c ru tc h e s a n d a p la c a rd sa y in g
com o in?
ly c itiz e n s c o u ld r u le us, th e n n o d o u b t you w ere la m e ."
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“ Q u ite tru e , sir, b u t b u sin e ss is b u s i­
" I n plugr.es, such os cholera, tho \ve slum id be b e tte r off. B u t th e re is a
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f S F - y jjijijw S e
m ay p erfectly s im u la te d e a th Itself, hut to give a n d ta k e , a gonorul ru b b in g a n d h a v e v a rie ty . ” — J u d y .
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s -,
day of d e ath is fo rtu n a te ly ou tho wiuio, veloped o n ly on th e ono side o f tho
5 R e c o m m e n d e d b y L e a d in g '
¡Ja .u ç s
A G e o rg ia a u th o r, a f te r re a d in g t h a t ,
D re s im a k e rs .
even d u rin g ndvnuoed epidem ics. I t is m in d , w h ic h a lw a y s e v ery w h e re m akes
T h e y A lw a y s Please.-aas*
fiîtïz
'phis m on th ly m agazine is o p e fj| tye vara
prohablo t h a t in th e absence of m ed ical th e m o b jc c tie n e b le as ru le rs . B o x in g K ip lin g ’s illnosu h a d canned su c h re- '
lioweff
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M S C M
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b est printed in th is cou p try, and
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Abroad i t h a s led to liv in g b u r ia l— In- i ns books, h u t if y o u h ave a b u lly to deal th e lib ra rie s a n d bo o k sto res of th em ,
d.s-d i t m u s t have dune, ¡ ‘.lit th e la st w ith n e ith e r th e boxing n o r th e books ! said, “ W ell, I 'v e been la id u p six
to
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subscribers
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yr|Uijn
Tl*
’-tb ii.g , m id h e beeom r s c.l- ! m o n th s w ith in fla m m a to ry rliennm -
e n d of a ll u n d e r sue li c o n d itio n s is m e r­ w ill a v a il
¡Cl *• t a r t® w ith th o g r e a te a t
c ifu l, fo r i t m u st n t bo fo rg o tte n th a t m o st m ore oliji itionable a s a n e d ito r ; tis in , a n d if th e y 'v e sold ono copy of
a b ility 0} a ll to p ay. Ip |s finely illef
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i f you nro ‘unconscion.-i’ o nly w h ile be­ th e n u.s a p rize fig h te r. O f c o u rse sp o rt m y w o rk s I d o n ’t kn o w i t . ” — A tla n ta
i . h
.» o v a u a lc n th o P o i’. m e
Y1U5 f i t I
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trated and p resents;the nain.es o f
a l l la a b ility , e n te rr* « -' fcnd
in g lierm ct ienlly :• alisl in y o u r ixitiln w ill fa il, j u s t as ev ery o th e r agency C o n s titu tio n .
C o ast. I t
AT ANY PkTCE |
r.« vr.
y o u w ill uover «g ain ex p erien ce v o lu n ­ w ill fa il, w ith c e rta in m en. O n th e
D ip lo m a t« .
r t • ,1 in neatly JS.
r»l ; * ‘I T**h z r .
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au th ors as contributors.
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t a r y m otion or s. -.cation.
o th e r h a n d , for th e g r e a t m a jo r ity of
M o th e r— I g a v e each o f y o u boys nil
»«n.t g
, 'I,.: ? . 1.« l/-..-»1 N ew * <b«
the I .» ■ ( .•
. i«Eiived 5«
"H o w ev e r, w h ere th e d octor can be m en, w e ll («induct. 1 s p n t w ill ten ch ornngo. C h a rlie , you sold you w o u ld n t
. t .. . it.- »• if'rtftlft i n ^ r U«*
fuU ’ t-t .• d
pnd th e C osm opolitan are sold | | p f j
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c onsulted, liv in g buG U is im p sil.-lo th e m l.K titiy lo , goiitlcui-ss, ni.«-kuess e a t y o u rs u n t il a f te r d in n e r, a n d yon,
nblf r. ;• r.«
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oven in a fohrl.-n» panic, fi r th o rn a rc ..ml la ir p la y na n o o th e r agoncy y e t iu - J a c k , r a id th e sam e. H a v e y o u deceived
, V rt 5
fjueed rates a t th is office.
c e rta in b uddy rn iv eio eiits w h ic h g liei
Viinteil by m ail c a n d o .— O u tin g .
m et
pe< V» • k b
a lly occur a fte r d e a th from ch o lera, in
C h n rlio --N o . m o th e r, w e d i d n ’t e a t , porU’
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th o abkeiico c f w h ic h a m ed ical nnfn
o u r o w n oim ig,'s. I uto Ja c !: s a n d lie ;
A F u n n y SI i n t a k e .
w o u ld h e sita te to c e rtify to r b u rial.
A Hervnnt I. t k s at. nn in n onco w ntlo n n te m in e .— S y d n e y T o w n a n d C o u n try
nn v y .
“ I n a g . s g o .» 1 y i.n.l In u u e iv ili’ .'il fn n n y mi.Hnko. C );idling U n-’I«w»r <>f ono J o u rn a l.
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c o u n trie s s till i t is ; •
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F it « ! » « K om i'. A i<x»»nr.
Aclous Cilt.ib ptt
or pee-. ..I d ru g g e d to th o h a n d le ’ f ' t i w a rm in g p a n stic k in g
n ?•
" T h ilF - a tii,'-' li--i--, y o u 'v e g o t.”
i t b ï
a p p a re n t d e a th , 1; ay have t si ii’lil o u t nt .ir th o f it of tlio l>vd. ‘M’l'.w
.U I y ì .
p e rh a p s e till an- «w crsionally buried m o ,” th o t id, “ t h a t Ktupid M a rth a 1 ••Yea, I th in k h e ’» a b o u t r i g h t . ”
“ W h a t do yon c all h im I ”
Alive, b u t I d i n e t b ilie v o th a t i n c u r bus lo ft th o w a rm in g p a n in th e b ed! i
Hiili« 1 f> ",!i* re, D a a tn îo i
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ow n c o u n try o r in a n y c iv ilis e d lan d Sho m ig h t h a v e set, th o pinoo on lir e .” ( " N e l l s . ”
“ Q u e er nam e, to I»' s u r a W h a t do
. a a l (■ '« « •th o rn K .'Xioo
0Î C.i:
■uch e v e n ts ar> possible.
T a k in g h o ld of tho h andle, nho g a v e i t a
( < .M I ’. K U D U ,
“ lii V ienna (ho
stem pruvuila ot v i o h u t Jerk, w h en u p jimip« «! an aw ak- y o n call h im t h a t f o r? ”
V 'fir M
• •B ecause m j w ife c a n 't d riv e h im . ”
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year, , J
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ove of b u ria l, w h e re i t is ’ te s te d .’ Io, t h - r r L ea -o m y v e rs io n leg alone, — R ic h m o n d D isp atch .
CO.» •
T h im b le s nro placed on th e lingers cf
L w Vu,
w i l l yi.u?” — J» .i.lm E uu.
A Cntul A'em e.
"We do ryot take possession of our ideas but are pos»e»a»d by
tlia d iiu f , to w h ic h nro a tta o lied w iros
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T h e y master us and force us |n to the arena,
(■rnvofttone Knihlems.
r a th e r p e c u lia r linunt for y o u r ne»v p u b ­
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un 'onsc! jn sn e ss i n i t s vuaiud form » i lie s b a ile d u f a m ily of th e n a m e of in sp irit ei’iiMdt nco. ”
Such is th e exalted m otto o f tho A rena, and th e
“ Y e s , h u t j u s t re m e m b e r, m y boy,
It. o. Itpnr. eneh liendstone is c u t th is •
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en tire con ten ts q f fh js n |q ifp ily inagazinq
A l'amon® rioigllftlj 1:.«.
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A law sh o u ld he passed m a k in g i t coin- th e Imbo'« to m b is e n g ra v e d a bud. t io n ." — P h ila d e lp h ia Record.
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qre upon a p lan e an t| ip k eq ginglw ith its
P o o r T o im n y l
osquo in tis in :-U ’ h . :
I is r-ie l r.ib È
in i-mpii:;- izi d by th e n e ig h b o rin g plot, ■
be fo re g iv in g a o r t i t 'e a t e of d eath
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T e s tin g by e le c tric ity w as th o u g h t of.
! J* 4 *. t ; , . - a f i- fvs” rofiort a* «*» I *:«iatVi»lfT. 4VPA0II
you today. T o m m y ? Y ou seem to be fro m a ll o ver B ritu ia havo eon m
L ,
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b u t i t Is a n oi«-u q u e stio n y e t whetln-i- w h o have follo w ed th e e x a m p le of th e !
a n d h, re u im fouious i’l lu e r .u y untml-J 5
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th in k ers is a gronp ot in terestin g jpen an«}
e le c tr ic ity k ills o r o n ly stu n s. A t a ll Hoses by h a v in g n sm a ll sp ecim en of n e rv o u s a n d u neasy.
> -r r.itd« br
lik e K ip lin g . H -
rd a n d A ndrew K
T o m m y — I am . Y e ste rd a y w a s m y
EV. «T '.»VE2CY0R 8E9TTLD
ev en ts, w o U th is et uutvy «re n u t con tho finny tr ib e c u t upon each o f th e ir
•
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L a n g h av e " p a t u p ” for un h o u r o r tw o 5| ' • . f f
w om en, and th eir th o u g h ts are w orth y th e
pa a n d m a ’s w ooden w ed d in g , a n d
v in c o d t h a t su c h u tea t w o u ld bo s a tis ­ graveatonos.-'-N ow Y ork Hun.
n e a rly all th e n e ig h b o rs s e n t ’e m s h in ­ to rest, m id qi.afi th e a l., d ù p . m e d by a » i ;
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fa c to ry o r id 'o n l su llic ien t evidence <if
consideration ol a d p eo p le. T h e A rena is
th is a n c ie n t 1
.’lr».
n ï i, j ,
j s..«« t u »? ä L U .
g le s.— C h ica g o News.
F.tuiy K nough to T e ll.
d e a th , a lth o u g h i t h a s i ts value, ( h i th e
p a t e n t » * * v r a s ,
T h o sto ry in n s tie.it K erf. F e r n s mi l SI
B rig g * —A nd ho you vonsiib’r Mo-
o th e r h a n d , I d o n ’t th in k leg isla tio n of
Bold w ith T h » W « s p
II* B < ircu t Sncccftft.
F ir W a lte r F >tt e r e , p iu to u k e f th e 4 ,. • • - . -,v A -H IM fiT O i'L
t h i s k in d is necosfary. I t w ould c e r­ F a k e r a c le v er d e lin e a to r of ch nraeters?
••I’ll m ak e a f o rtu n e o u t of m y n e w
h o s p ita lity ,-f t!-.' i loco, an th e o,u , i f e w *fJG « a » r7 * ? S » * irÄ Ä Ä
U rig g s — Y e a
tainty re fle c t u p o n th o luudiual p ro fes­
m n sir box. Y on p u t 1» p e n n y in tlio slot h e rse lf, i t is r.q rt
e r c o st. p.x'd b y
B rig g s— A n d e a n you re a d ily d is tin ­
sion.
th o w a y sid e to p a r r.ir e ,-f a fru g a l bow l
and"—
’ " T h o V ienneso c u sto m is n w ise one, g u ish lita G e rm a n d ia le c t from hi» Irisli
" A n d th o th in g p la y s a p o p u la r a ir ?’
of m ilk a n d tr a c k rs. T h e iu itia ls c f
i t. : fi»
and I sh o u ld lik e to MS' it more gener­ brogue?
" N o ; i t stojis p la y in g o n e .” — P i t t s ­ m en l l l u s t r i •;•..« I n w e i t B n t i i a ’s i . : --
G rig g s — Oh, dear, yes.
T h e p ro ­
ally adopted.' ’— PcumcM’ii W eekly.
b u rg D isp a tch .
to ry nro g • ;« i en il i »a i tbo « u rla .. of its
g ra m m e te lls w h e n he Is goin g to Im i­
don! tables^ a n d i ts v r y w;i.,?.,w p .i:- s
ta te (o irn ia u -L n g lish im 1 w h en he ia
The Four ltdltor.
I p t»» Id* K e p u tn t lo n .
n ro U tte re d W ith th e n am es of A liun’.il ;y,
’fa«
of Ssu York City
goin
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—
Mr». N e w ric h -Tb»' clock you sold
p i l l __D id y o u livid a b o u t t h a t follow
D ic k en s a n d T h ac k era y . I t h a s I w ii
» . .
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I- t - ’ ■ rns'l tofc••
B oston T ra n s c rip t.
oi .
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M -rfia- * X*•**««, Sefift
m o is e x tre m e ly v a rla ld e a n d e r r a d a
p u t in » t lea«» one Isjuk. lusd J . Q u ille r
•writing u poem ou a $50 hill?
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H ir ii* » . i i*.
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J i l l —-No. Tho oditor k i p t it, of
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coarse.
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" Y es. H e d i d n 't k n o w w h a t i t w a s .” Stoii, ono oiini«-; I’h li't flowiV w afer,
lu i I en tou M Or Regalar
fo u r ouiico»! « train ed ju tc o o f tw o lem ­
H opporlv - C an y< i recom m end th e n tten.iftiif, w h o bad j u s t presen t« » a
^ Y o n k e r s B tutosninn.
ivww.aj»^
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on». Tho m ixture »lmuld lm us, d n i g h t ' mail w ho b u ilt y o u r house?
sui.rli b ill v f 85 « lu llin g » fo r t n u ti n e u t
XV- . - I t - - - * •' •' : - ti : » - ' r»' .in for
m id m o rn in g m id u p p litd w ith a » ’ft
P ta a k in g to n If you a re fo n d of an d u r in g a re c e n t lilie s * . ” 1 h a v e t o t
One of tho ta lle st sta c k , in G reat
o u td o o r life .— B rooklyn l ife.
m u ch re a d y n . :.ev W ill y o n ta k e th is
Britain I. situ a ted nt L lan elly. From ra g o r opongo.
OR.
o u t la tr.i lo?"
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D id yon over notice how m uch easier I
1 t h iu k wo can a rra n g e th a t,
bt »TuCW .-'M«» PliSi.i» • COMFANV.
• « r f t h o t e p w e .g h .t T U ^ .a a d M O j - ,^
n w n - Rtttrt)x,
lsft. W|d „„ It is to love yonr otiem ie« after yon
Ce..!.» !<« ..•«»•* -tin If.~
b u t w h a t is y, or l u s ir , s>.”
Mir
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f,«T 1857 is Still in exist- have w h ip ped "them?- N ew York Jonr-
“ I m u a c o m e t p 'n y , i . ” w a s th e
It I» circu lar in form, mid tn « m in u to bisik
nnl.
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