C o n s t ip a t io n , H e a d a c h e , B ilio u s n e s s , H e a rtb u rn , I n d ig e s t io n , D iz z in e s s , ova i rrs Q«icki» «Mumd. m ' i “ d u s whin patxkt OBTAIHID. S.ud m od.l, ik.W h or dedcrinlion f.r frve report a« to palnaUkility. « • » » ! HAND BOOK FRKZ. Contain* referent«« asd MU in tim a n e « - WRITS FOR OOPT O f OOR gPTCLAL CrrSB. I t l»th# mo *t liberal prono«tios ever « » a « , » patent attorney, aad EVERY IRVRJPTOR SHOULD READ JT before ‘Applying for p*UnU Add MM I Indicate that your live« is out ot ordsr. The best medicine to iouse the liver and cure all these Ills, i3 found In | t * * * * TAKEN I 3 * * * * * * UTERALLY. 1*4 r o iv > t h a t ntf^ht t o l e a r n S u e ' s m in d — r J o e D e e k ly * u z t h o ret»«on. ▲ r i v a l ' s g o o d a t t im e « , I fin d , , T o m a k e u a f o r c e a M & so n . -*p* J»d f o r a 7 p a r t i l l Jof * ' S e t J e a lo u s y a - ln t m in , An t h e n I w r o t e I ’d c a l l t o k n o w J e s t h o w h I iu v i e w e d m y y o a rp lD * A n i n t h e l e t t e r t h a t - i HtVnt, A l t h o u g h a s o r r y s o lio llc r , I p a i d h e r m a n y a c o m p li m e n t , B e e h a s t h e o n e * t h a t t o il e r , MI ' v e h e a r d i n songlsi y& ur v o io e a f l a t A n s e e n l l i e f lo w e r s s p r ln g i^ , Ap o f t e n , l o o k f n i n y o u r e y e s , I ' v e h e a r d t h e r tio c k b ir d s ¿ I n g in I." 3 * f I B u t w h e n I c a lj e d e£,o L earned m o r e s h y F c r s o m e i a lik e o r n n u th e r * A n t r i o d , I t h o u g h t , a s t i m e f le w b y , M y f o n d e s t hopbfc t o « íu o t h e r . * e a i r S u e , bd m i n e ! ” I s a id a t l a s t “D A n e d g e d a l i t t l e H ig h e r , B u t n o t o n e w o r d —h e y e y c o d o w n c a s t O r l o o k i n i n t h e A re, A n t h e n sh p f u in e d h y r e y e g n g ’i d * A n s u id , m y b o s o m t ty r illin : “ Y oja s a y y o u ’v e h o a r d , b y la o k in Jp M y c y o a , t il e m o e k b ir d s t r i l l in. W h y s h o u l d I sf)> a k . t h e n ? S e e m s t o m e T h a t y o u ' r e n c u r io u s m a n , s ir , F o r i f y o u j o o # o n c e m o r e , y o u nee, " W hy c a n ' t y o u l ie o r m y u n H w e r l” —W 111T. H u le In C h lo a q o T im e s - H e r a ld . T H E P U B L IC H O U S E . * * * * * * * * ^ * ^ * ^ * * * ^ * ^ * * . ... in . the .._OUN’’’-_____________ Ho was a hutjdej- neighborhood, W AR P O E T R Y . „ — « « ■ ’ •” he explained, and had a vacancy ip the works, Bill gyatejully accepted tye otter pud began his pew ¿af.eey ,op jt^s follow­ in g Monday. “ Months ppssed. Bill ^#4 changed wonderfully. He had forgotten hi» ohj habits uud learn,id new ones. Thu deacop was delighted. Ni ot only was ' tó lf th« best of Ills workmen, hut be was tl^t piost regular attendant a)t the chapej. "B ill |onged for tho jewels, and be Worked jw d M’C.W’’6 A0 juoucy ViUiild help pi>n f.P get thorn. II» attende«! |lio blinpel bo«j»uso w'hi|o there ho wus near the jowol.s, iïin seat ho bod taken being just 'Jtf) steps due north from the tree. At first he bad m ^itated dig­ ging down through tjje flooy ,pne night, but the chance» of detectiw Kr®tk| and he had given up the |Pe* “ Years passed. Thp deacon bad be­ come an invaliij, np4 BiU pracjfoally Mian aged iiis bujiuoss. He was an im­ portant man at the chapé), too, and was often intrusted with a collection box Due day fh® deacon djepsf hint- Ho would also purehaso tho old chapeL The net expenditure need not be very great “ Tho proixisal Wfts well received, and a committee, with My. Jones os chair­ man, was appointed to oonslder the de­ tails. Their report was very favorable, and at another 'bn«*“*** mftétínk it was decided to carry ont tho proposai “ The nocessary funds were subscribed or guaranteed, pontmots ' were ma«le with Mr. Jones. In tho spring of that year the building çtprntloas were com­ menced, and tiy the autumn they were finished. Tho congregation removed to tho now pbapel. Mf- dono0 purchased tho old one at a |iig^ price sad eutered into possession. ’ “ And" then,” J said, VI «opposehe got the jewelst” Blanco Wutaou laughed. " N o /‘ hesaiá, "b'odld atf. Hohroks up tho floor himself, counted tho steps duo north frnni the tree Wfoin and dog. Ho did not find the ¡w p if. He oounted tho st«i>s :igoln and dug deeper. He did not find ftiehf. Then he tri««! other places ; but, although be Jiept on until he hod tried ovorywhere beneath the ¡floor, ho nover found the jewel« ” “ Why,' what bad becopje pf themT” “ I cannot say/ It If possible thoj when the fpuudatiop Was being laid » workman had discovered and appropri­ ated them/' Again it is possible th«t there were two trees of similarly ourlons growth, and that the one ou tai de the chapel was not the ose Mr. Jones fir* saw. Again “ And what has the story to do with tho public house! But I can guess.” “ Of «loarse you cap. Mr. Junes was very angry with the ohApel members. He considered that by ûdse pretenses they had led blip into buying ths old chapel dearly and buijdmg the npw pafi cheaply, ft» Resigned his deaooushlp and then sought a way to he revenged on them. Ho found one.' On the gite of the old ohapel hd bái«¿ • publio boos»— this public house in which wo have sal so long.” —Edgar Turner in Sketch. H.B.WILLSONÄCO. * ) *11 y h e la d r o n e I n c id e n t, g t w S p a n is h g u v ’n o r o f t h e i s l e e • W ith in h i s l i t t l e t o f t Babeld w l t h tu o » » b e é ò m l n s m o lle « T h e Y a n k e e s e n t e r p o r t. **Y o u 'r e ' w e l c o m e , g e n t l e m e n . ” h a Bald In q h tto e n g a g in g to n e s, for h e w a s n i c e l v h o r n a n d b r e d , ' T h is c h i e f o f t h e L o d r o n u i “ N o w t e l l m e f r a n k ly , If y o u p l e s s o , ” ' H e M id , “ w h a t I c a n d o T o p la c o y o n f u l l y a t y o u r e a s e , ”'Y«> and y o u r n o b l e c r e w . ” “ T h a n k y o u , ” t h e Y a n k o o t o r r e p li e d , « •T h e n 1 w i l l m a k e i>o b o n o s . I w e n t y o u , s p d f w a n t b e s id e r Y e a r n e e t o f e m a il L a d r o n e ; . ” i ’ T h e y b r o n g h t h i m r o u n d w i t h K n e ll in g ' s a lt s , A n d th e n t h s y t o ld h im a ll. , P e llM e fte d w h i l e w i t h ' t n a n f b a lt a T h e S to r y t h e y l e t fo lL H e lle t e n u d w i t h i s t o n y l o o t , T i t d o t i t # l i ) i lp w > r d g r o a n « A B d t h e n h ie ;W o r d h e d i d u n h o o k , • W ith “ H e r e e r e y o u r L n t l r o n c s .” T h o Y a n k o o o a p t a j c t o o k t h e b la d e A n d m u r m u r e d h is r e g r e t. H i s o o m p lt m e n t e h e b o w e d a n d p a id . A n d added, " P o n o t f r e t .” Tb j g u v ' n o r s o f t l y g r o a n e d a n d s a i d In d e e p ly I n ju r e d to n e s, " T h e « .' ¡s lo e In b l o o d s h o u l d r u n s o r e d I'd s a v e d m y e m u li L a d r o n e « ” —C l e v e la n d P l a i n D e a le r . f h&r« Ofic4 Rlnfinff T abu!^ i «rltii c o m o e h aatto* f ic t io n th a t I c a n ehw rfuU jr rpjphUDeftd »hert». B ata be«n tr m b lM fo r a u o u t thfoA j oar« w it h w b a t X called niltou* » u a c k t © ow ing o n re g u la r ly o o c « a w eek . W«ui to ld b y d lftc r en t p h y sic ia n s th a t It w u a ecuieftd b y I m .1 to cth , o f w h ic h I h a d s e v er a l. 1 b t-i t i n te e t h e x tr a c te d , b u t th e nt* ta o k s c oo tin u< d . 1 h a d s e e n (rtv<*rtlseiiM>at« o f H lpaus T ab uii i lit a il the p ap ers b u t had n o f a ith tn th em , but ab o u t s ix w:»«*ks s in c e a frie n d In ­ du ced w e to try th e m . H a v e tak en b u t t w o o f ttie •n la U S c e n t b o x e s o f t h e TabUles a w l h a ) e had d o recu rren ce o f th o u tta e k s. Ila v p n e r e r gly^n a te s tim o n ia l fo r a n y th in g l>efore. b u t th e great a m o u n t o f g ood yrhlch 1 t e l l e r s h as been d o n e m e b y Rtpans Tabu Its tn d u e c e m e to a d d w in e to th e n ie u y teetlm onlalR > ou d o u b tU es h a v e In y o u r p oesosslon n o w . ▲. T. D e W itt . I w ant to Inform y o u , tn w o r d s o f bigiio^t praise« of th e I x n c flt I h a v e d e r iv e d from RlpH ns Tabu!»». I a m a p r o fessio n a l n e r s e and In th is p r o fe ssio n a c le a y b ead is a lw a y s n eed ed . r.i[>ODs T ab ulae d o e s It. A fte r Due o f m y c a ses I fou n d m y at if po in p u t ety r u n dow n . A stihit On t li i a d v ie e o f iir . Uwo. B o w ­ er, F u . O ., 558 N ew a rk A ye., J e r se y C ity, I to o k R lp an s T ab ulea w U h gran d resu lt«. * U lM if A4UIB WutDMaa. I ' ■ ■ ■ ★ Three P A T E N T L A A /Y C R S . Desirable UPwitaid,. W ASHINGTON, D C . I h a v e b e e n a g r e a t su ffe r e r fr o m e o n s tlp a tlo a fo r o ver five y e a r s. N o tid n g g a v e oco a n y relie f. My f e e t a n d le g s a n d a b d o m e n w e r e b lo a te d so I cou ld n o t w e a r sh o e s o u m y f e e t a n d o n ly a lo o se dress. I s a w R lp a n s T a b id es ad v e r tlso d l a our d a lly p aper, b ou gh t s o m e a n d to o k th e m a s direct* e d . U a v e ta k e n th em ab o u t th r ee w e e k s a n d th e re 1 j su c h a c h a n g e .' 1 a m n o t eonM tlpated a n y m ore a u d I o w e It a ll t o R lp an s Tabule». l a m th irty- s e v e n y e a r s o ld . h a v e n o oc c u p a tio n , o u ly m y h o u se h o ld d u tie s a n d n u r sin g m y s ic k h u sb a n d . B e h as had th e d r o p sy a n d I a m tr y in g R lp an s Tabule» fo r h im . B e f e e ls so m e b e tte r b u t It w ill ta k e s o m e tim e , h e h as b e e n s ic k s o long. You m a y u se m y le tte r a n d nam e a s y o u lik e . ilia. M a r y U ouxaji C l a r k s . I h a v e b een su ffe r in g fr o m h ea d a ch es eref stn eo 1 w a s a l it t l e g irl. I co u ld n ever r id e In a ------- c a r or go In to a cro w d » piuoo w ith o u t g e ttin g t h e a d a c h e an d sick a t in y sto m a c h . I hoard ab ou t R lp an s T ab ules from an a u n t o f m in e w h o w ag ta k in g th em for catarrh o f tho stom ach . She had fou n d s u c h r e lie f fro m th e ir uee s h e a d v iso d in e to tak o thorn too. an d I h a v e been d o in g so s in c e lu st O ctober, an d w tU sa y th e y h a v e com p le te ­ ly cu red m y h ead ach es. I am tw e n ty n in e y e a r s o ld . Y ou are w e lc o m e t o u se th is testim o n ia l» Mrs. J. BROORMYl* ★ Stars in ★ - R - I'P A - N S $ St 1 And The T h s m o d ern s ta n d ­ a rd F a m ily Í i cu > M edi­ cine : Cures th e com m on every-day ill of h u m anity. M M oth er w a s tro u b led o w ith h o a r t b u r u aud S leep lesso ea s, oauri 3e&9CH O f J ’ t n , our population. I don't know how I I a n T d i lK in u .1 not daring to use tho railway. Ho kept c o m p l . t t W « « k ly N , » . l « i p e r In th * Kypnilla t h o r o u g h ly e r a d ic a te d froiu ,h e i iy*»tem w it h o u t u sin g M c w u r y s II the byroads as inuch as possible, and shall ever be able to look my follow citi- i w o r ld , p r l n l . r u e u ls r ly 112 C o lu m n ., or s lx lM n K Y E R Y H A M a p p ly in g to ur w ll! r e ­ p o s e s , o f N e w s . U t . r s t u r . M id U i n w ii l l n /o r - iit the oloso of tho next day had reached sen« in the face again. ”—Chicago New« c e iv e o u r h o t t e s t o p i n i o n o t h la c o m p h d n l. m olH m ; a ls o a m a « n lf lo .n t A g r ic u lt u r a l an d We will Guarantee a POS1TIVI. CUBE in t ho neighborhood of Loudon. every oatc ue undertake, or forfeit O n e H o r t ic u lt u r a l D a p a rtm u n L T h ia u o n a o f «ha K ip e r to a M Nee«te R t c o m m e n d f d b y L e a d in g “ I know a still stranger caHc,” said U r c t im a k t r « . * uoe agaiiut him wus very strong. Tho _ I - - ‘ - - 1. fo. ... X . . . . . . Alias ssiaitl T h ey A lw a y a P le a s e .- ^ , Asbury 1'epper« "I know a young man i rvant A girl swore that ho . was thp fnuu who had a broken finger, and when » io mot on tho stairs. Sumo of tho vil- they would not let him enlist he was ) gers swore that they had soon him heartbroken."—Cincinnati Enquirer. I ur tho houso previous to tho bur- Pam',«?»« IT»«#»«- T l i c C M r if x>ur dealer d'i»r not k sep th««.» tend 9 »ot as if be thought lie was a racer uv- ' Jirtci »o u» One e««it «"«aipa is.t« v eJ ? • l i get tbs jewels and leuvo the country. n d s p ic ie s t, a n d Ita E d it c r ia ls fr o m th o It is but recouftj Mr. Orchard ery time ho gets on a crowded boulu- f a u b ll b e s s t t p a on * S AdJreva your fiearasi poiut K s In th o t^ om try. ut a day or two after his release ho sou, who is past pilddle lffe »(though yard.*'—Chicago I’oeL “W c do aot take possession of oar ideas but are ^ossessgd hT THE McCAl.L COMPANY. ? T I tK C H R O N I C L E baa a lw a y a boon, a n d a l ­ ,u alked out to look at Uw field. w a y s w ill be. th o frie n d a n d c h a m p lr n o f f t , in thu priind of healthful vtoftr, 2 1 3 3 1 0 I 4 6 W l 4 l h S l r ! 3 l . M w Y .r k ¡ j They njaster us and force ns into tho arena, "There was no Uold. During thu five transferred nis affeotians from hunting $ BRAKcn o r » r c r q : £ poi p ie . a s a g a in s t eo m M n a tlo n e , c llq u o a , rar- lilt H eaeaa« - Mirs ho liad been in prison tho estate (Mid tennis, his former favorito sporta, » 1^0 F ifth Av'e., Chlcajta, and */ pc r o ll on a, or nppr-er sirens etf a n y k in d . I t w HI ba Where like gladiators, w e m ast fight for thorn J.’ i o j i M a r k e t > < •• S a n F r a .n i? ; « o . t g Housewife— If you aro ns patriotio as liidr'PLtulent in e v e r y t h in g , n e u t r a l In n o th in g . '.f which the field wns part hnd btx'n to tho national game of hi» .oçmrl yon claim to bef how is it you haven't Sncli is th e exalted m otto o f th e A rena, an d tli(e • lilt upou. Ho wandored about tho for ho is a Heotchman. Be playe«l his volunteered! 00 YOU WANT THE CHHOHISLE iiisos in despair. But as bn turned a gist game «if gulf at 1ft. Andrew« Tramp—Alas, dear lady, pork and en tire cqntents t)[ th is m on tlily jpag«12*116 j .rner he saw soiiijethiiig which suggest- “ I rem uniber,‘ he saya *.'f had the t I hoi». Behind SomO railings wus a queerest, most Bo)eiqM looking caddie beans do not agree with mo, while coffee aro Ijpqn a p lane and in keep in gliyjth ifa makes me bilious.—Now York Journal. »ree of curious growth. linaginaide. I made a fearful mess «if it “ It was tho tree 80 steps duo north of nt first, and the lfttle ohh'p looked on m otto. T h e A rena’s g a llery o f ^ecaiuent B r i g h t e s t A l f f c a j ln e P pae{> F an e« A uiap ItlM . .which he had burled tho jowels. Ho without a word. At Just, When I had ' C o n ta in s B e a u tifu l C olored «hawing the United State«, Demin!»« The Lady In the Suubonnet—Oh, I ri oogulzod It immediately and ran to- finished ths roqhij, h® looked UP at me I llu s tr â te s L a te st 1 .usriM» th in k ers is a group or in terestin g m ep and of Canada and Northfim Uoxlga 1 m « , F a n c y W oi It. a ‘urd i t Again ho was in despair. A in the funniest way und «Imply said. gucM you think whatever you say goes I o n o n p : h i iik . »•Rt« •a n is ó f«»r thi ln» In every gj 7 lu Lady In the Puri i ’apers— if you cahty. F u j i i l il p »»•»!»» fer a Ullle .l ord or two north of the tree wns a 'It’s uso use lduyiq poli 1Julcus ye lalru w om en, and their th ou gh ts aro w orth y tho >rg. W r ite for t r n i _ ..... hear it, it duos. Jt goes all over tho } lapel, nnd tho jewels were under tho it ns a laddie. ' «rv S by • . i ¡V A 0 c * *)• y»ar, L.aJh.K a FUFE Palier;». neighborhood-—Indianapolis Journal. consideration ot ail p eop le. T h e A reiia . hupel. Ho leaned against the railings, p jg iJJrvM THE M cfA l.l t o . , O JN TWK OTMTTn B in io, “ But I must toll you that ftfe »0X‘ R »4 «* / Hnd Owl Use ’ fa y »■ < f overing his fnoo with Ills handn day I hnd this same caddie, and 1 got on I J S I o 1 4 6 W . 1 4 t h S i . , Ne-J, Y o r k W s H 'k lr ( I s r o a l r l c f a r O u r V wesr, Th» C h e e rfu l P T esenee. sold w ith T n r W est . 7 “ It henwned presently that tlio head much liettor. 1 was almost annoyed p e a i a | c p r e p a i d o n m a p n n d paper» » “ I can't understand how some people ocuu of tho ohapel, a kiudly old man, with him for pof praising me, for he ▲DDUSftl i uuodowu tho road. Ho saw lllllslaud- was as s liant as ou the «lay before. But Always have a good time wherever they M . I I . d « T TO yW O e I g liko eno in trouble and stopped and when we flulshisl, ho turned to me and go." P r o p r ieto r e p . t’hr »«•••» “ That’a easy enough. They take it t u i I A VNCJaXX Ckle , -ked what was tho matter and whether mid, us if resuming ouy last opov«na- Along with them. "—Chicago Keeoid. i.o oonld help. tlon, ’Aweol, A’ «liuua ken. rt A B h . mi »» oo Drldva. ' “ For a fow moments Bill did not Boing a Scot hiiuself, the artist was l a C am p . A British «insular reiM»» from tho I now wlnit to rt;ply, but then ho spot«' then foto satistled with if hat ij« doubt­ First Soldier— How did you like that far cast d.-scribes a snsjiriiaicn briiljre well. Hu said tlult »^ Mackior« Srtt esno 1.« split up into tils re un4 twisted prisou that burglury is wrong; that now ct Ktsu-, ' »»«'«T», Skirt that mule we killed at Matiuixus.— together io form th«' cables. Consider­ H «ndkrrcUi J ■>, e tc .; tn tael, alw-nt iw r «.u.'ifir-<>■>*•'»< ,,u wns trying to live un honest life, but A P r o d iH ; o f O m e t W a r k . Bi d « m am m 'al » u n k » aad nc.tve x>i«. .«. o m I k * Town Topics. * ing its span, the material of the struc­ | Hat'Ms ho hod MP friends it was not tan be »eiuted wittsc j< «»•».• e i t A » • * ar< Miss Marlon Cowan, « i"g¡nt*red atm etiv«. p.an ni trcvrui*' .- it 'v i.i^ t» l a u m ! th« ture is quite reiaurkwhle. ThecM tradi­ t my. pharuiooist of Byun. Mass., Is the only <0 jectkxvabî« .eatr rt» nt «nnvaumag. O ne Orwin o f C o«nfort. tion that alinvst anything can he maw, ' “ Tho o)d man was touched. He had woman who has road a paper before tho « ¿N 6bL3 j C ¡;,3 / ç - y fy«® "War is playing havoc with business ont of hambo" r«.'< iv«. !•- «■' a pood il­ I mud Bill leaning against tho eha|>el I’iiurtnnccuticxl ass4 OOO.OO Portugal It has a weight of 1.»*) “ He took Bill home with him. He prv»idei)t of Ute Nations! association, la <}oi»l • .4 » W > 4 a .0 -i m o o . f »■»• « • » Tvty« ►>«» U e a r l l''-¿*v I»»» IwW p ■» »••