C o n s t ip & ilc n , * 3fr * * * * * * * îK i ------------------------------------ H e a d a c h e , B ilio u s n e s s , *\ * I n d ig e s t io n , D iz z in e s s , Indicate that your liver Is out of order. The best modi« inc to rouse the liver nod enre all tlicse ills, is found in * & & ÍK Three H o s r lb u r n , * ?! I I Î S< i d b y : . ..uwd , w ■ o v a FEB » V Ï WBEM ! I ★ • -■ : EVEiir IMVBBVOa SBOTO» A "reM . H .B .W ’tL S O K iC O . H o o d 's P ills £5 c e r t s . I pi ,, NT . WASHjNGTON^P- Ç. EToit Bid; idlolno dealers. Desirable ★ N>PS O F f » .’ «Offerer fr o m c c n s t 'p .t lo a f H are usn4 P .lp rrr T ab r’w w ith g o m n c h catis- f o I r o BUT. G E T T IN G RID O F B O R E 3 up an git fat When 1 went over there . c r f l v e j e » r ,. N o th in » g a v e m e a n y rellW. ffcctlon th a t 1 < a . ch rrrfu U y r e o o n i» e n d th em . S'r I -. t au d !• / • e n d ab d om en w e r e b loated *o along in June for to t.iko tho harrer H ave b e e n trou b lod f t i.t <«Jt th r e e yearn w ith 1 co u ld n d w ear sh oes o n n-y f u e l a u d duly a loo«a A G o o d R e c ip e F o p P e o p l e W h o A r e w h a t I c a l l c l fciih ••i* < tr.. t- 'a in g o n r e g d a r ty homo, the olo man said ho b’lieved ho Mother says she’« awful bad, dress. I paw R ip e n s T ab ule* a d v e r tise d In our T r o u b le d b y T h e m . o n c e a w o t * . W -.1 n lk the I ant tw on ty-n ln * year* With her luughtor and hor song, i highstrikes, an sayin that she wus in­ metallism. I let him warm to his sub- ! A Xllpann to cine : C u re s T abuk* w ith old . You are w oloom a But your mother pays It’s true ject, then gently led him to the garden grand resu lt*. U J sulted in her own house, an other to u se th is testim o n ia l. Bad lean's got a hold of you. common every-day seat and sat down. So did ha He treat­ Mia* B ku « hk W ixdmam . Mr*. J. BBOOKMYkfc things like that. > Bow about it, littlo miss. With tho rosy lips to kisst "Jim, ho heerd tho row, an he come ed me to a burst of eloquence and ill o f humanity. 5 M oth er w a i trou b led Couldn’t punish her n bit, S o ld W ith n-t’arin in an says. ‘Dad, I can’t stand wound up by saying: w it h h e a r t b u r n and And that Just dean settles It. “As for thnt fool Balconrt, he ought My seven -year o ld boy this no longer. Von ’■’ ma’ll liafter git tle e p le s s n e s a , c&uaed by u But I couldn’t boar to whip her ■udored w ith pains In I n d ig e stio n , fo r n good LI* head, co n stip a tio n out.’ Awful backwoodsy feller, Jim to be sat upon. He’s nothing but”— When I seo r.er sweet lips curb z m a n y r e a r* . O ne day and c om p lain ed of hi* For »lie’s such a very littlo— waa Always seemed like ho couldn't here he indulged in a tine rhetorical ■ho savr a te s tim o n ia l o stom ach . Ho cou ld not gesture and landed both hands on the Such u tiny, Uttle girl 1 in th o p aper indorsing e a t lik o c h ild ren o f hi* take no polish. —Bath Nows. R i p a n s T ab ulae. 3 h e age d o a n d w h a t ho “ 'Git out ? Wo’ll liafter git out. will seat—“ Wet paint, by Georgel” d etonnlavul t o g iv e them did e a t d id n o t agree "Nothing but wet paint," I echoed, A tria l, w a s g r e a t l y we?’ yells tho ole man, an before you w ith him . Ho wo* th in r e lie v ed b y th e ir u se with nn air of deep conviction. and o? a saffron color. could morn’n wink he jumps on to Jim H I S S E V E N SO NS. a n d n o w t a k e s th e I B ’-adtPg pom e o f th o testim o n ia l» In favor o f Cudd jumped up. “ Hang it all,” he T ab ule* ri’ftu lerly. B fiokeera a fe w cartonu Pipan* an throws ’im down, an reebt up along K ipaus Tabule*. I tried th em . H lpans Tabule* n o t T ab ulca l a th e h o u se and 6aya ahe w ill n >t lx» w i t h ­ o n ly r eliev ed b u t a c tu a lly cured n iy you n gster, tlio wall for tho waggin whip that was said, “look at my trousersl” o u t thorn. Tho h ea rtb u rn o u d idoepleasneea b avo th e headache* h avo »ll»cpi*ared, b ow els ar* in “ I’m very sorry,” I said. “ They’re “ Puts mo in mind of old innn Free­ hangin np under tho gun, ’lowin to nso d isa p p e a r ed w it h thn la d lg o a tlo n w h ic h w as g ood o n d ltio n a u d ho n e v e r co m p la in s o f hl* fo rm e r ly *0 grout a burdeu f o r her. Our w h o le all over paint, and so is your coat, and, man,” said Mr. Teakwood reflectively the bundle on Jim. stomach. He 1* n o w a rod. chubby-facod boy. Thl* fa m ily ta k e t h e Tnbulo* r e g u la r ly , e sp e cia lly a fte r w on d e rfu l c h a n g e I a ttr ib u te to R lpan* Tubuloa. ns he shaved a keener edge on the a h ea rty m o a t My m oth er is f ifty year* o f ngo “ Tho whip was outen reach, but ho great Scott, so are my breechesl” I pm f.itk fled thnt th e y w ill benefit a n y o n e (from “This is a new pair of bags, ” he an d la e n jo y in g th o b eet o f h e a lth an d sp irits : a lso wooden sword ho was making and grabbed the tongs that was hangin up th e c r a d le to old age) If telicu «ucordlai; to d l r « - ------ h e a r ty m eals, an Im p o ss ib ility b e fo re sh e U on s. J fc W .F B K * sighted «long tho blade with n discern­ at tlio end o’ the cliinibley board, an grumbled. “ What am I to do with . . T7 Tlr . nc.-WM ANTON H. ÜLADUnN. to o k h ip a « * T ab ules. ing eye. he give that boy sech a larrupin with them ?” I told him to give them a good soak­ Old man Bolivar tilted his chair back them tongs ns ain’t never been heerd A now Etjlo rack et c o n t a d o - • t e n i í i p í x » t a w u b rucked In a r-.rer certon (wilhout — w r-IT v ïî-F lT T *D TTf o T"X T TV £1 TT ing in paraffin, and 1 think he must at a morn rcaarorin^ nnglu and clasped on in this part o’ tlio moral heritage. at Booie d ru g stores *ou fri» * via»I»- -------------- - th« Rn* a n * d o w n of tho STOcent carton, C .e Ubn!ec) c m 1» ta d by m all by rending 'ortF-cIgh; c c n c t d . . to u n , b » « . have taken my advice serionsly, for I his hand« abontr his knees in an easy "Ho beat Jim, tlio olo man did. till No. 10 Spruco Mreot, how Y o r k - o r n singlo c .r u .n (r ;x attitude for listening. Gcorgo Smith he promised to deed the plaeo back, an haven’t seen him from that day to this. ' Cnnuo.1.CO51F1NT, K i p c o T » > n ,s may also bo hud of B.iue grocers, general etorekeepere, now. «.cento and cl rouia lujuor none ceased the soft drawl which ho had then ho set on 'im an held ’im down —Judy. _____ _____ _ end barber «hoi». They fc&nirh rein , lhduoo sloop and prolong life. Oae gives relief. been droning into the ears of the store­ while one o' tho hands went for ’Squire 1* A l l D e p e n d » . keeper, and Pcndnrvis brought in his Diggs an some witnesses, an ono of ’em “ Did you sever your connection with buggy cushions and inado himself com­ was me. Thu minute the deed wus tho firm or were you discharged?” ask­ Nono who aro engaged in any of tho m echanical fortable on a cracker box. niado tho ole man says to Jim: ‘Now the friend. "Well, wliat about olo man Frco- bring the waggin ronn', au bo quick ed The man out of a job gave n few p u rsu its can succeed w ith o u t read in g a n d mau?” aeked George Smith ut last in about it, too, for you’re goin to light minutes to thought before nnswering. au exasperated way. out tonight. Tho olo woman an mo’s studying this sta n d a rd M agazine of Sciences “I ’m a littlo uncertain about that,’’ S C aveats ar.-1 T rad a JiTarks o b ta in e d a n d fill Pal-» "Ole mau Freeman, ho's back on tho glttin iniddlin anxious to hnvo the £ c u t »■ . i c.>•• d 'ic:.-d f: r M o d e r a t e F e e s . < he said at last. olo plnco,” tho storyteller finally be­ I place to ourselves. Step lively, now. ’ F ond r.i i.I’d, d r i v i n g o r p h o t o , W e a d v i s o i f ( and m echanical A rts. I t is illu strated ^w ith “ Uncertain ?’ S p a te n ta b ’ of:" a o f cL ar.’O. O n r fo o n o t d u o till* gan, “an that boy o' Ills'll, th a t Jim, "An Jim, ho moved into that cabin > p a te n t; s P .vn r !. A P a m p h l e t ‘ HoW t o .01?-! “ Yes. Of course I know that office he's in tho little cabin on tlio Hi W at­ on tho Ili Watters place." all m odern cuts ¡of la te st inven tio n s.in a ll < tain ratcnfH ,” v ith cc t o f s a n io i n t h e L. b.^ boys are discharged and general man­ i a u d fo re ig n c o u n tr ie s s e n t fre e . A d dress, ters place, that cabin where the gal’ry's "It 'penis to mo liko it was nil tho agers sever their connections, but I tho branches of m echanism , aud its f u n d jo f Co A . S N O W & C O . done fell in. ” fault o’ Jim ’s w ife,” said old man "What made 'im m evof” asked Bolivar reflectively. “ If a man onco can’t be sure thut X was higli enough > O p - P a t e n t O r r ic r . W *SH IN G TO N , D . C.j know ledge is inseparably connected w ith in ­ George Smith, whoso weaknoss it was begins to allow bis wifo to hoes, there to sever iny connection, and 1 don’t like to think I was low enough down to l>o to try to halp along with fatuous quos- ain’t no help for him after that. Jim discharged. Perhups yon’d better make ventors and m echanics. Sold w ith T ub never had no sperrit nohow.” it that the firm and I disagreed.”— "I been n.knowin old man Freeman “That’s the way it strikes mo," ro- W est a t clubbing rates. M E N ! » to» nigh on to a real long tim e,” pur­ joined Mr. Teakwood meditatively. Chicago Post D r VAia, sued Mr. Teakwood meditatively, “an These things has got to bo done right T o R e C o n t in u e d . it lookt to inc like ho could do a mighty , jn*th,, Hrst plnco or” yon might ns well If you suffer from any of the ills of men, come to the oldest good Job now if ho could go back nn ,ot ,em n]onft Women’s queer critters, $ 6 ? 7 0 Special Lt on the Pacific Coast, taring up his boys over aguln. I t ’s a tho liost you can do with - 'em, nn if you DR. JORDAN & CO., powerful pity, it soonis like to mo, that oncet let 'em git tho upper hund they’re 11051 Market St. Est'd 1852. • man can't have but ono chance to a-goin to koep it, you hoar me. If it ’ V o i!n jf m e n and m id d le _ a g e d m e n who are suffering nine his children, nu if thoy don’t seem had a-bean wo that married that wife from the effect» of youthful intliscreiions or ex­ to pan out right that, time tbero a|n ’t o’ Jim's, _ I would ____________ __ cesses in m aturer years. N ervous and Physical a-stood up before her l>«»b?Ilty,Isns»«ien<»y,IaO»t M anhood ao more si* y r fyr him I reckon it was , |j10 V(,Ty first day, an sayB I, ’Now, in all its complication»; ►ipCB'MintorrhtJfitt, Greatest Wce'tly in the Country, P r «>» be a fair | 1 with quite unusual find unexpected m<» Hny other way. I ’m tho F t a lc s . C a n a d a a n d M e x ic o . aud , i i ire I L it ian find Surgeon, pre-eminent T 1IK W B1C K U Y C H H O N IC l.F . th e b r ig h te s t candor. ' lu-ad thisslmr fuin’ly, you kin depend in . ¡alty— Disease« of Men. ; a n d m o a t o u n ip leto W e e k ly N e w s p a p e r In th o "Tho olo man hnd seven bnys, Mr. on jj,nt. ’ ” S.vpM 12* th o ro u g h ly cru d icatcd from the y 1 m i t h o u t u iiir; Mercury* , ( w o r ld , p r i n t , rcgu k u -ly 112 C o lu m n s, or r tx te e n Teakwood went on, with a dry inward Into the silonco that fell ns tho soft I’.Vi-’itV ‘I AN i p p ly ln g to us w ill r e - T png,-a. o f N cw n , ld tc r a t u r o a n d Q cr-erxl I n fo r - c i ’lv« c u r ‘' Xicst, opinion d h is com plaint. chuckle nt some memory, “an if the ole drawl censed came tho cry of tho whip­ n u itlo n : a l s o a in a a n ifle a n t A g r ic u lt u r a l a n d J'7 « i .h - i i a ; d f r a J O SIT IV E C U E E in folks hnd a raised ’em right ho could poorwill. sent back in softer echoes from H o r t ic u lt u r a l D e p a r tm e n t. T h io la uno ut t h . fv-,. y case we undertake, or fo rfe it OuO V h o iiH a n d D o l l a r a . ’ u r c a to s t d e p a r t m e n t s In a n y p a p e r o n tld a • act liuck in his easy cheer an nover the distant hills. Then a head was T his m onthly m agazine is one o t th e very Cor.‘-ull at ion F R E E and strictly private. . C o a st. E v e r y t h in g w r i t t e n Is- b a s e d o n e x - done no more work as long us ho lived. llirnst into sight nt the doorway, its CH A iy iE S V E R Y JiEASO NAllLE. T rta t- perlrenco In t h e C oaat S t a t e s , n o t on E a s t e r n i at pers .-..illy or by letter. Send for book, best p rin ted in th is c o u n try , a n d is Bold B e did try tho easy sheer game, but it sunburned ccuntenaiico all ono wide The Dacha—Say. Fritty, vns I nearly m en * , k n o w le d g e o f t h e ir o w n lo c a lit ie s . "The Philosophy o f Marriage," was evurlastin’ly too into. Them boys grin, and tlio boy accompanying tho through alretty yet ?—New York Jour­ free. (A valuable book for men., to a ll subscribers a t rat«« w ith in th e SAMPLE COPY SEHT FREE. had grew np to think that tho airth head suggested us ho camo into full n a l VISIT 1>R- JOROAN’S ________________ was pretty much made b o ’ s they could view: G r e a t M u se n r a o f A n a to m y l a D o s to n . a b ility ol all to pay . I t is finely illua th e ’ .?st ir.d largest M useum cf its kind in the have a good time au nothin to do. "Pn, they was n-lookin for you up at v rl 1. CVn-.e an d learn how wonderfully you "A Boston coachman who died re­ "They ain’t ono o’ them seven boys tho house. ” are r.i 'd e; how to avoid sickness an d disease. tra te d an d preseuts^the nam es o f famous cently loft $28.000 to charity." W e are e. ••:b;vat’v adding m w specimen*. that’s worth killin today, an tho olo “ Is that s o l” cried the stern discipli­ C A T .lIO 'il'E ¿H EE' C a llo r w rite. “ I suppose ho got rich because of tho > man’s work in harder today than he did narian, rising with such celerity that au th o rs as c o n trib u to rs, 1951 Market Street, Sau/rancisco. Cal. way Boston’s streets are laid out. ” M year ago, lie stepped on the ca t "I reckon I’d "What could thut havo to do with "But I reckon ho thought Jim was lwittor lie a-goin. I ’d a-gono before ne w an d tlie C osm opolitan a re so ld a t re­ n to b» somethin. 'Long last winter if I'd a knowed that Ellon was a-lookin l i t ” "People who are not well acquainted t i.Y ô '.N .A M W H W M N ù y i M M A im began to sliino up to ono o’ them for me.” duced ra te s a t th is ofiice. Í there always have to take carriages in C T Y L 1 S H , R E L IA B L E i Forstall girls —thoono with the turn up “ I reckon I'd better bo n-goin, too,” order to get back to tboir starting A R T IS T IC -* . nose—an it would 'a' mnde nnytxxly said old man Bolivar, glancing appre­ 13 ÍIS vwgj.x Recommended by Leading ! plain sick to have saw tho way the ole hensively a >»119 tho shadowy road. “ I points. ”—Chicago News. Dresioiaker*. £ took ou. didn’t let Mandy know when I was They Always Please-W » A Loser*« 1-lye«. 'I tell you, tliey's outcome to that a-cumin, an sho might beuueusy. ”— Fond Lover—Wliat do you mean. sir. o' mine, that Jim,' ho says to me, buffalo Times by snapping your camera every time rabbin his hands together, pleased as that young ludy passes? pta. ‘Yon wouldn’t ’a’ thought they Ht. Dlstan's liny. T b s (’h ren lrio Cheeky Amateur—I'm not taking her TTTE « 'n ilU ’NTCL.F ra jik s w i t h th o 6T P i Front tho plow so,m frw your toaui, day. an mo mi the old woman is jiw last. ’’ «minina ic Thou oomo homo nnd (other them. deeded this plwo. au fa ta l an his wife w om en, au d th e ir th o u g h ts aro w o rth y th e 1 e *•» " n »' rue foe terrav * * and "What is it!" - J ctl-.ee p a , — 2 If tho luskto h oplunlus r°. L JC -U?» C ’ 1 ! ' I 'lily y 5 O c . pce > «ae, £ Is a-goin lo take keer o' us the balance “This prominent man used to be a Puru the flux still fire tlm tow. ft Î3* m cIuJinf a flit. K 1‘attern t h k o 'r n v in e m r c . consideration oi a d people. T h e A rena is o ’ our days. You don’t know how happy Ilrlris In pnlls of wider then; fnrmlinnd nt $10 a month.” g > m l u , T IIE M cC A A L L L C O .. Sj kt J « J »■*(« <*et ITtw» lljap n n d h et tho maids Imwnsh tho m eoi W crM ..y < 5»rofiiclt* <3.»e I e r .r 9 it makes me feel. I'm a-goin to have •‘What is encouraging about that?' 14ft W W. . 14th 14U1 St., New York J; * g St 138 to ’4^ sold w ith T b f W'iST. Ulvo St. Utstafl »11 tho right. roe a big cheer an set out here in tho "I used to be a farmhand nt $10 a p uiiA te pr. ^ a U u a u uyu u-J pa>cjr* rx'.WMHlA'AWWV.VV.W.VW.VÍ.WÍ gal'ry where I kin watch the cows goin mouth myself. ”—Chicago Record. ▲ODMWM I llv k e n « m id ( tie C h ild r e n . AI. If. field. nn where the ole woman kin listen toA-s yuANcafcX). c i h Chief—Did yon get any to Jim ’s wifi- pvttwlu round tho lusise, Dickens' interest in the cause of educa­ Cannibal tion, Mr. Jaiuee L. Hughes Buys; yon k n o w / i t n I Mn Hinder iWereee an I Â $ 8 5 8 M ! He was tlm first great English stu­ captive* % |\,r e l^ w W r it e r * * l'n r iit n . tell him how to do things, fur Jim don't Warrior—Only a conpla of dudes, dent of FroeU'l He deals with 10 dif­ ‘•I find your [xJiticr.l terms very pa« know so peaky much about armin.' yonr majesty. " ‘You better hoi' ou to that deed till ferent schools in Hi« books. Ho gives Chief—I wish you’d try to get some­ aling." rcuiarked tho foreigner who Tiie GiiiüeioiaiD of Hew ï« k City more attention to tlm training of child­ t*e sown. It giv*a pranaauTn» you die.’ says f In a wamin voice, ‘ami thing mors subxtautial. I'm getting was trying to gather m iterial for » Machin«», f)*»ks, Sosa hood than any other novelist or any Shut and «ilk Uaisfi*, let the takin kecr come first. ’ an, gra­ tired of broakfiMt food.—New York Ixxik ou American in titutions. "For other educator except Froelx'l He was ibxwii $ 0 w ’ wx,4-» -4 ■*« cnutpl?. io rotate means Io move in n cious, the olo man was so mad ho come iWn^keL' one of tile first Englislimen to deniniul Journal. - e CvW A r»cw ard circle. A rir.g alro m e a n s a ci: le. Now mighty nigh not lottin me have the •.uhwar * a rth ‘.u l U>* K l » l l n « . P o o r l-’e l l o v . l nnthdial control of education, even in I mu told that wtwn H ring coutnls j harrer. • private schools, and the thorough train 6b*— 1 haven't been abla to get a they don’t rotate any | "Well, shore enough. Jim he married your ofllces siooff.AjM c o to 1 Cjyen j Ç!ly Ffej nn bru ng his wife homo an got bis di oil ing of all teacJicrs. Ho exposed It tyixn copy of your book. more. ” —Ll;i go TlllntbO 1« (a f*ar »*<» »ar He—PerhuiM you didn’t try tho right of coercion anil did more than any one A $950.« PIANO ............ " aD. lYcssiiA ■afe an »ran, an for a g>x»d while .,nù *Ak|r i Un 1er W a a r:?4 n*r ev*» *tat< evsr’thing was as nice as pie. Ever time else to lead Christian limn and women place* A Enrop. an statisucna h...r di. v< 1 M&iroaeth Frasmus* raiBtoc frve. aH to treat children humanely. Every Ixxik Khe— Perfaana not; I went to th s , »! '-gl»tr«i with th* |«l You »¿Î 6« «wr^sx I paesed there tho ole man an ole wom­ ho wrote esevpt two is rich in eduen ed thst olily »5 l»r cuit >.t the blonds book store*. -Town Topic» b. ‘ î i , '“ .d jL iit w î’X ‘ -. '• ? . «) • 1 an 'n'd be aottin op in the gal 'ry in two tioual thought. Ho bxdt ths in.at ad marry, rvtiilo Î9 per eent ef their bru I n ll«>M > f’ * H9.XG.OO Pl*anced position on every pbao* of Mod- Kictu* m ù 1< i * cxigaijw in uwtrtnouy ».vMAl - *nl 3 » I. ' 1 ..i. e 1* i'uU’1 1 ¿0 nt* 4»1 a ,. Ilia P « r « o a « l F » p » r le « e e . »id sised chunk o the ern educational thought except manual | Hick»—Du yon believe In luck! I v F it o » nient lur a amulwr GCNTLE'*’’'M*N FUBU3MI&0 COMPANY, tx-i 1 1 t.ikeo Forty ton.« of ne traiuliig When ho Is thoroughly un Wick»—Luck ? No; 1 have never hnd Craft* i. w »« i m f i n d d h g, ar bridge ut laasH Use Moelaw away an dyln as any- derstts’.l lie will bo recognised o a th s, anything but ill luck all my iif< — out of f ie Menai iro .hwtr €’>