* * * * ik i '■ r v , * * * C o n s tip a tio n , H e a d a c h e , B ilio u s n e s s , H e a rtb u rn , In d ig e s tio n , D izzin e ss, * * * * * & * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * % % % % % % % % % % % % * * % H o o d 's P ills 25 cents. * * Indicate that your liver is out of order. The be3t medicine to rouso the liver anti cure all these ills, is found la tr LOVE SO N O . -------- ¿— Dome InUt th y g iy tlfn , m y love, m y sw eet; T he flower« n t« UW."g their heeds; « k e y w a it fo r th * so and o f th y com In« feet. A nd, «lulling, stretch forth from their Loda. t t x n e in to th y garden. n»y daar, m y love, And burk to the blr&t’ m erry lay«. |A a golden sun shines in the blue skkw above. JUid thu hum m ing bees Jpiu in thy praise. (fem e Into thy goKtoh. ray sw eet, m y dear. I stand at the old try stin g place. ¡To me all is dork w hen thou art not near . bright when I guzo on thy face. —H e im ion© J. Kennedy in Madame. T H E TRAM P. I* H e wna s real, buna tide traoip. Ilia e oat w as a m arvel of grease and tatters, on one foot ho woro a tolerably respect­ able boot, w h ilo the toes o f the other protruded through a very ragged shoo, and his hat w ou ld never have been rec­ ogn ized fur that article o f headgear if it h a d n ot^ u eu upon his head. A ltogeth er h e m ig h t have been the orig in a l of tbo fu n n y jiapera’ latest ed ition of W eary W illio. A t preeent he Was rfletiug. T h is w as th e ch ief occupation o f id s life, h is pro­ fession, as it were, and after m any years of experience ho had snccocded in b r in g in g It dow n tu a very tine point, b e in g able to pursue it under the m ost un favorab le conditions and in circu m ­ stan ces th at w ould hnvo daunted an or­ d in a ry mortal- Such is th e result of p ra ctice I J u st n ow tho conditions w ere e x ­ tr em e ly favorublo, the day being warm a n d the fen ce corner grass grow n and shudy, so tho trum p lay upon his back, rwith one leg throw n over tho other and Ibis hat pulled dow n over his forehead. Ovor in th e field opposite a farmer w a s plow in g np stubble, pau sing now then to w ipe h is perspiring face, w h ile his blue sh irt clu n g in dump atreaks to h is skin. T he tram p w atched him m editatively. 1 “ I woudt r w hy people lik e to work 1 " b o soliloquized. “ Queer I T h e y ’re al­ w a y s a-doin som ethin. N ow , I a in ’t S ever dono anyth in , und 1 g it nlong ju s t tho same. I bet th at chap owns th is wholo plnco all round hero, bu t he a in 't h avln as good a tim e as I am, ¡and I a in ’t got n red cent. I wonder w h a t people w an t to be alw a y s workin ¡for w hen they m ig h t be takin It easy. ¡It's a fn n n y world. W ish t I had a « h a w of terbuccer.” B y and, by th e tram p clim bed the fe n c e a n d began to In vestigate a hny- hdiiyf a abort d istan ce from «tack stahdi th e road. I " ‘M M igh ig h t's * . w ell fix m y bed for to- b lg b t," he said and sq n ir w o l in to the h e a r t o f tho stack. P resently ho henrd th e sound o f voice* i t w as probably j t h e fann er, and be la y s till In his hid- Oag place. * » *‘O f confj se . • ;80, Is n little early for xmv bi«, b flftb n f la a throtfgh train ami to n n d to be w orth m ore thun eith er of ( h e o t b o r two. ” «•But there w ill bo m ore pcoplo on it. ” « W h a t ’s the o d d sf A dozen more or Saga T h ey w o n 't s it heavy on our con­ scien ces. " ' “ I t ’s a dead ensy th in g too. A ll It Cakes is g r it W e 'll bo p retty snre to ■trike a gold lined ¡>ockot or tw o befnro th e y can m ake o u t w h at's happened. JLnd if an y eno turns np beforehandt” “ Shoot him dead.’ "We don 't sta n d no triflin g. Y ou atafld nt flic bottom of t h e g u lly ; a in 't lik ely to bo a so n l walk th a t track, hut If there Is crack him S cad w ith o u t a word. 1'U take care of guy p a r t I tell you. I ’m desperate, and J|f— Look, th ere’s a m an over In that field. O et around on the other side. l ie d id n 't see us. Malm a bee lin e for th at hedge. W e c a n " — T he volww djed aw ay. T h e tram p turn ed n W on hie aide. “ T rain wrecker» 1 W ell, i t a in 't no b u sin ess o f la in e ," he grunted. N evertheless th e vision uf a wrecked tr a in disturbed h is nap, and he craw led o u t of his hole. H e sa t on the fence and nu rsed h is ragged foot. w atch in g the «UDHVt. , “ It's a p ity for m any people. I g u m s som e o f 'em would he young, too; m ayb e som e little haidca; m aybe a fe ller about m y a g e . T h ey're nil a-hx>k- l u at th e su n for tho last tim e if they o n ly knew IL ” W h at kind o f n qneer feelin g was thisT H e tried to w h istle it o ff. hut it o n ly cam e hack th e stronger. The frogs' sin g in g hud never distnrlied him before, but ton igh t it » m m iu l weird and sad. an d after aw hile th e very stars cam e o u t and look 'd at him as If they Im ew som eth in g about i t “ W h at a stran ge th in g it m ust lie to d ie t May be e o m c lx d y ',1 be w a ltin and w a itln for som e o f those jieople to come b o m « ." N o t in h is rem otest past could he re- Xnenit*r any Live, but som ehow ho u n ­ derstood tills w aiting. T he frogs su n g on, the you n g moon eaiii-d slow ly dow n the lieuvous, ami b y and by th e tram p .'limited off list fe n c e and slouched uw ay dow n the lo a d . H anging Inside a stab le door lie b a d seen a lantern w hen lie paeecil that afternoon, and he crept up. hooked it off th e n a il and w ent on h is way. He b ad o o definite purpose in v iew except t h a t he w as go in g toward the gully, a n d i t B light be useful “ I never did d o an y th in g , am i I alw ays got along M at it's a p ity to let them all die. B et­ to r to have on e ul t wear shoes cn my feet and only u laosa on eithor side. w hat I called bUloas > iLtcka ou regularly drese. I ¡’nw Kij-ans Tabules advertised In our A nd now bu t foudly touch tils cra v sy srd ono« a weolu W as told t y d lifcrsnt physician« Tho tram p lit h is lantern, and, tak ­ daily pup*, r, bought som e and took thorn us direct« stone— that It woa caused hy b id teeth , o f which I had ed. Have taken them about three weeks and there in g off bis coat, w rapped it carefully Ah. lip" be loved of old, rem em tier this. •evaraL I had the fe*m ektra.’tvHl, hut the at« Is such a ch an ge! I am not constipated any more Ho had not died If he hnd only known! 1 tacka continued. I had toon advertisement« of around. T hen ho lay dow n on the ties, and I ow e It all to Rlpans Tab lies. Zam thirty- Rlpane Tabules In a ll U.e paiicr» but iiad no faith seven y e a n old, h ave no occupation, only my flat on h is face, and began to creep —A rthur J. Strin ger In H urper's U aguzlna. In them , but about elz v/oekt a friend In- household duties and nursing my sick husband. duoe Tabules not Tabules In tho hous« and says ahe w ill not be w ith ­ tern tum bled in to tho gu lly, and the only lelJeved but actually cured my youngster, o u t them . Tho heartburn and slcepleflRneps have “ N ot a bit of it. ” laughed tbo artist, th e hoadnebra haro tl.spproarcd, b ow el, are lit tram p fell forw ard across tho track, tho dlsappcarod w ith tho indigestion w hich was good condition and bo never com plains of hl» form erly so greet a burden for her. Our w hole engin e com in g to a sta n d still w ith in “ I got $1,000 for that lit tie v iew before ■lonmch. He I. now a red, chubby-faced tooy. Thu fam ily take tho Tabules regularly, especially after there w as a fram e on it. ” wonderful ebauno I nltrlbute to Klpaus Tabules. tw o feet of his body. a hearty meal. My m other Is tlfty years o f ago “ Shake, stranger I aliu s th ou gh t I I am satisfied that they w ill benellt any one (from suid Is enjoying th e b esto f health and spirits ; also In stu ntly a clam or of voices arose, the cradlo to old ago) U taken according to direc­ ea ts hearty m eals, an Im possibility W o r o sho the engino puffed breathlessly, ligh ts w as pnrty slick on a dicker, bnt I'll bo tion». S- w - paK * took Mfravs Tabules. A nton H. B lacksn . flushed through the darkness, the ties 1 doggone if you d o n ’t tak e the prize, j w ere exam ined, tho lantern, tho coat I You skinned th a t feller slick and A now style pocket eontuinlng ten utans tabclbs packed in a paper carton (without glass) Is now for sale and an em pty p istol were rescued from I clean. ” M some drug store« »ou five ubjits . This low-priced sort In intended for the poor and tho economical. One “ H ow s o l" in d ig n a n tly , for h is pride doaeo of the flve-cent cartons (1*0 tabules) cun bo had by mull by sending forty-eight cents to the R ipans tho gu lly, und tho tram p w as lifte d by a C hkmical O ontawt , No. 10 Spruce Street. Now Y ork-or a single carton ( tcx tabules ) will be sent for five centa w ns touched. dozen pairs of hands. H ip A M s T abuleo may also bo had of some grocers, general storekeepers, news age nte and at some liquor store« “ Oh, don't play innercent w ith m a “ Ho is dead I” th ey cried. “ Shot r shops. They banish pain, ludaoe sleep and prolong lift». One gives relief. It w o n ’t go no further. But you done dead I M urdered by truin wreckers I” bint brown. A thonsund fur th at spot A youn g doctor elbow ed his w ay through the crowd. Ho w as of tall, w here yon cou ld n 't raise a bean to the None who engaged in any of the mechanical com m anding presence, and th ey fell I acre I If th e critter th at bought th at p icter had eecn nte, I ’d a sold him the back before his n n th oritative voice. hull durn furm for $ 3 7 5 .“ — D etroit pursuits can succeed without reading and “ Mako w ay, there I” I Free Press. — ------ H e kn elt dow n besido tho trum p and Caveats and Tra^o Marks ob ta in ed an d a ll Pat-3 studying this standard Magazine of Sciences exit buslat ss co n d u cted fo r M o d e r a te F e e s . « after a rapid exam in ation said; “ The In th e T ap R o o t o f a n O ak. fiend m o d el, draw ing o r p h o io . W o a d v is o lf l m an is n ’t oven seriously hurt. There is patentable freo o f cli irgo. Our fco n o t du c till j I rem em ber a enriou s incid en t con­ and mechanical Arts. It is illustrated\vith p a t e n tis s e c u r e d . A P a m p h le t “ IIovz to O b -j only a flesh w ound in th e hip. H e has nected w ith the tap root of an oak. tö U F IC ta in P a te n ts .” w ith c o s t « f sa m e In th o U. fainted from fr ig h t .’’ all modern cuts ¡of latest inventions in all 1 T h is oak. a good tree of perhaps 200 and furt-igu countries s e n t free. Address. E ven aa ho spoke the tram p opened ■ years' grow th, w as being felled at G . A . S N O W & C O . tho branches of mechanism, and its fund,¡of h is eyes. A y o u n g g irl sat dow n and : Bradenham wood w hen the w oodm en O f * P atent O rrioe. WASHINGTON, D . C .1 took his tihnggy bond Into her lap, I called atten tio n to som eth in g pecnliar knowledge is inseparably connected with in­ w here ho m oved u n easily from tim e to on the tap r o o t On clearin g th is o f soil tim e ns ho told h is story. w e fonnd thut the object w as u horse­ can < ventors and mechanics. Sold with T ub “ H e ’s a real hero I’’ cried th e girl. shoe o f u n d e n t m a k e O bviously in She cured* “ A bravo, noble fellow , God bless the b egin n in g an acorn m ust have fa ll­ W est at clubbing rates. If you suffer from an y o f the | h im I" cried another woman. en in to the hollow o f th is cast shoe, and ills o f men, come to the oldest B y ltlM .II, I * o s t a « e A m an held h is brandy flask to the ns It grow through tho slow genera­ Specialist on the Pacific Coast, | tram p 's lip s and another shook hlH hand tion s tho root filled up th e circle, car­ OR. JORDAN & CO., J C31 Market S t Est cl 1 852. ' heartily. Tho tram p seem ed to hardly ry in g it dow n in to th e earth in the a t e Y o o n s w e n and m i d d l e | understand it all. H e blinked a t them process o f its increaso till nt length w e j _ _ IMTCd m e n who are suffering 1 from the effects o f youthful indiscretions or ex- j stu pidly, but c la n g to the brundy flask. found wood and iron th u s stran gely cesses in m aturer years. N ervous and Physical T hey carried him aboard tho train, wedded. T hat tap root w ith th e shoe l> eb S a ity ,B m p < U rn cy ,Iz A » C M n n b o o d , in all its complications; W p c r m n to rr lK P n , and tho en gin e imcked slow ly toward about it is now or used to be a paper­ I’ r ia ln to r r J tfo n , fJ o n o r r h e r n , G le e t, < tho tow n, a m ild aw ay, and as tho w e ig h t in th e vostibn le of Bradenham F r e q it v a e y <»f iT r in a tin g , e t c . B y a ' I combination of rem edies, o f great curative pow- , tram p reclined upoa velvet cushions, H u l l — Rider H aggard iu L ongm an's cr, the Doctor h as so arranged his treatment Greatest Weekly in the Country, surrounded by sym p ath etic faces, for M u g a z in a __________________ th a t it will nut only afford immediate relief but i perm anent cure. The D octor does not claim to ' ( tho first tim e In his life treated as an P u r e W a te r a P o ln o n . i perform miracles, b ut is well-known to be a fair j equal, a m an am ong m en, strange, and square Physician and Surgeon, pre-eminent ’ B y “ chem ically pure w a te r ” w e ia his specialty— IM sca scM o f Jj'f'ii. new desires stirred v agu ely In his S y p la llS » th o ro u g h ly erad icated fro m ths u su ally understand perfectly fresh, d is­ (In clu d in g p osta g e) to an y part o f the U nited h ea rt sy stem w ith o u t osing M ereur.v» S ta tes, C anada and M exico. K Y K I1 Y 31 AN n i'p lx in g to us will rc- “ I a in 't boon n oth in hu t a no 'count tilled wator. Diatilled w ater isa d u n g o r- T H E W E B K L Y CHRONICL.F5, the b righ test ceivo o u r hozie.tf optnicit ot h is com p la in t. . ( t ons protoplasm ic poison. The sam e i ».nd m ost com plete W eekly N ew sp ap er In the I fe will Guarantee a P O SIT IV E CUJiE in < so fu r,” lie thou ght, " b u t I'm m ighty poisonous effects m ust occur w h en ever 1 , cticrj/ Cd46 we undertake^ qt fo rfe it O n© , world, print« regularly 112 C olum ns, or six teen glad I could savo ’em all, m igh ty glad. ’’ 'JPhoiiHund l > o l l n r s . 1 pages, of N ew #, lite r a t u r e and G eneral Infor­ “ W o w ill m ake up a su itab le reward d istilled wnter is drunk. Tho sense of j m ation: a lso a m agnlrtcent A g ricu ltu ra l and C onsultation F R E E and strictly private. , C J I A P ',^ 1 VFAtY RE ASO N AB LE. T re a t-I for th at brave fo llo w ,“ said un old gen ­ tuBto is the first to protest a gain st the H orticu ltu ral D e|»artm cnt. T h is la on e o f the m ent personally o r b y letter. Send for book. , tlem an, but tho you n g doctor spoko up nso o f th is eubetanca A m outh ful of g rea test d epartm ent« In a n y paper on thia ‘• T h e P h i l o s o p h y o f M a r r la s e ,* ’ ' This monthly magazine is one ot the very d istilled wnter. taken by inadvertence, ( \ hui L E v er y th in g w ritten la baaed on e x ­ , l fre«. (A valuable book for men.) | suddenly. perience In tho C oast S tate«, not on E astern ' VINIT DR. JORDAN’S 1 w ill bo sp it ont regularly. The local best printed in this country, and is sold “ 8oe h e r d T h a t m an is a fako I I lls m en's k now ledge o f their ow n local It lee. I i G r e a t M u seu m o f A n a to m y i 1 story is tho th in n est I ever heard. I sny poisouous effect o f d istilled w ater m akes th e finest and largest M useum of its kind in the . to all subscribers a t rates within the | ’ w orld. Coine and learn how wonderfully you | 1 he took up those rails and w aved tho itse lf known by nil the sym p tom s of a SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. arc m ade; how to avoid sickness and disease. , train in the hope o f a reward, sh ootin g I catarrh of tho stom ach on a sm all scnlo. | ' W e a re continually adding new specimens. I ability ot all to pay. I t is finely illus Tho harnifulncss o f th e process, so m uch CATALOGOE I ’liE E. Call or write. h im self to g iv e w eig h t to the story. Do resorted to today, o f w u sh in g ou t tho 1051 Market Street, San Francisco. Cal. 1 yon th in k o f five sh ots aim ed straight trated and prcsentslhe names of famous stom ach w ith d istille d w ater Is a c ­ nt a m an only one w ould h it him and know ledged.— N ation al D r u g g ist inflict a slig h t flesh w o u n d t And if ho authors as contributors. T hk W est UhYWA-A’ .W.V>V.lW»«„V.V'OV«ïiW.z feared the w reckers w h y d id n ’t he | C T Y L I S H , r elia b le O H tr la l L a m p p o s t » . and tho Cosmopolitan are sold a t re­ I * - ’ A R T IS T IC -* - w ave the train on tho other sid e of the T he placing o f lam pposts in front of curve f A n y san e m an w ould h ave dono i the houses o f the c h ief m agistrates of 5 R ecom m ended by Leading ” duced rates a t this office. > D ressm akers. £ thut. ” tow n s is nn an cien t custom . W e find in 3» T hey A lw a y s P lease. T h is w as an in d isp u tab le fact, and H oywootl's " E n glish T raveler” thnt the passengers began to com prehend tho posts woro so placed In front o f sheriffs w hole m atter. houses. R eginald sa y s “ H e sa y s ho heard the tw o m en a t 4 B A Z A R . L I What brsvo carved postal Who know» b a t here o ’c lo c k ,” the youn g doctor w en t on. In tim e, sir, you m»y koop your «brlevaltte “ W hy. ho could have gone to Fords­ A nd 1 be one o' th' eerjuntef v ille and got a posse to capture them In Front sheriffs, tho p ractice extended that tim e I And he says he took tho to the houses of m ayors and provosts T h . C J .r o n ic l» U u l i S l a v . NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE TTTF. CHROHICM 5 rsuikji w ith U » ( T .a t u t lantern from a farm house stable. W hy, It has been su ggested , w ith sotno prob­ | y T h i«c ra tte r a , ar« «nl«| In nearly SB every c ity s n j town in the Ualtad States he could have gone In and inform ed tho ab ility. th at th e posts w ere at first in ­ nFWHpap**t*s In th« Unlt«Me R eports sr« w ill lie lucky if you are not sen t np for j publish. ____ 138 Is H t W. «4th Sired, hl» Turk th* la test and nw«t reliable. Its L oral N fw s the tills, old fe llo w ." BWANcii o r n e r s : full«**t and « p lcleit. and It« ICdlUalals from th« A F o r jffe tfn l S p o n a e . i R q P lfth A v e ., Chlcsjrn. and T he jiassengers laughed or w ere an­ ab lest pens In the oountry. Mrs B ilk in s— I never saw such a for­ Q! 1031 M arket San F ran cU to. I gry. according to their various tem per­ THK fH H O N lC b lfl has a lw a y s been, and a l­ "Wo do not take possession of our ideas but are posseszed b y th e m am ents. w h ile the tramp tried to u n ­ g etfu l m an in m y life as you ura The w ays ’"’HI he. th« friend and cham pion ot th« people, a s axaln at mmtbtnalloo«. «llqnM. eor- They master us and force us into the arena, derstand the m euning of the change in ! clock has stopped again Mr B ilk lu s— T h u t's bccanso yon for- pqrtUU'iiM. or o|H>iX’««l 5 Contains Beautiful Colored Plates, ft* 4 that they could not find th e sligh test — N ow York W eekly 5 » IUustra'.ea Latest Patterns, l ash S; ♦ are upon a plane and in keepinglwith its I Iona. Fancy Work. g; trace o f tlio wrecker« or any evidenco ■ 3 ' £ • ’’ «» w anted for th * i tr5 dc H e r M la t n k e . F S Iv'ialtiy. B eau tiful pram iun.* I ' a littls o»terous story. ton refused to m a n y the youu g clergy- , 3* induding a V I lK B Fattei > i. • ? . of Caaadx s»d Northoru UixiOi) In the m orning tho you n g doctor thinkers is a group 01 interesting men and O N i l N l e S ID M . called ut tho hospital, and tho nurse lu au f" “ W hy, w hen he proposed to iter she. women, and their thoughts are worthy tho w ho received him said; “ Tlio m an is being a littlo.d eaf, th ou gh t he w as a sk ­ ¿¿Avidtvas TH E M cCALL CO., dead. H e died during th e n igh t of heart O N T i l l : O T I I F . H H I O TA . in g her to sttbaetibe to the organ fund consideration ot ad people. The Arena is i j S <0 146 \V. 14th S t., New York disease, from th e frigh t, I suppose. M n* tand bfll Ibo .71 and So she told him »lie had promised her M t’.’U y i lir .» » i k l» ’ f o r O n e V « « r 9 Bhe showi>d him the bed, mid they sold with T uf W est . m oney to som e other m issio n .’'— H ar­ p o « t« # < c p r y a t i d u t u s p a u d r o j f o r a both stood look in g dow n on the still I'ukirul C nt In C riticism . per's Bazar ARO MK ** ) form ly in g there. W hen c r itlc is ir g hooks and other M . II. <. after w h ich they H elp in g h im self to a •eecu d cup of •Rom o’ hotter than id s com pany. ” — K u gget* were readily eaten A very ainillur . X- w h ale oil. he glow ered revwrely.— Viui. •’Are you related to each otherT" in jieriettee w as bad w ith »m ailer snakes, qntrnd the probate ju d ge at O klahom a K ,a«-A . t t y . copperhead», t h e s e d eclin in g to eat C ity o f a G erm an bridal couple bearing I n h p t t e o f H e r T ««tta. " T h is is a tedious job, " pr rteated tlx* boom ini»*, pt'riuitting them to rnn the sumo u.une And tho groom replied A yor.ng follow w t* e x to llin g •) hi e g g to the sittin g h. a. a l.'ilt th e cage or even over their Isxlie« “ N i'ia Da» 1« v a t ’s de m atter Vw f »1"’ l l*d Ml't "Ueh » Journal. “ Bnt w h y a in 't I be dng up kicking dead for »»me little tim e. T h e»' fact» laid act uf Ux'th ( from tho gomotx'rxy bush lik e otluir ba­ ■eeui to »how that snake* have a very O viv i.OCO.tmO U ittlee. of th e value "T h ut 1» true. B«’t ►!>»» c a n ’t help bies?'' »aid tho egg. keen «citsc their ow uera . 1 —Scicuce. cie ty N ow be qu iet, or you 'll be crack lb I'd.“ — P ick M e Up. Stars in ★ r The modern stand- ard Family Medi- > cine : C ures the s common every-day ¡11 humanity. 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