* $ * * O & ** * D D S » A J N “I D E N D S . T ells th e f W hen y o u r hea 1 ache?, nn<3 y o n feel billo n s, const!- pftted, and o u t of tu n e, w ith y o u r sto m ach -oor a n d no a p p e tite ju s t buy a package of ' I A nd t-kfcc p dose, from 1 to 1 pills. » You w ill bo s u rp ris e d e t how easily < 't h e y v l i d o i '. t - r w ork, cu re your< M eud-.vhe a n ,’ l illou" *tcs, ro u se tto g > liv er an d m ake y ou feel h ap p y ag ain . < 1 25 cen ts. Sold by all m edicine d e a le r s ., — • m ra w nv 1 | •! - rn f. i fir Ire.-rep-j.-. is to ¿UuUtfcQif FACS i H - * .'X ?EEE. V .'.i.ii-.s r. ':-i | • r. c. . W /T K P'3R COPT 01* Ci’?. -»PECIAt. I C W UL It • tbs m MUbssal »rsassRlsa ssenaadu / I -, ut att nicy, a 1 BVBAT Xh BUKOS 1S09LD I XEjhb IT taXure applying for pa'- ' -' Mm ¿fc THE POET’S SOUQ. ★ Three s ^ if s e H.B. WILLSON ¿CC. PATEN T LAW YERS, Desirable ★ 3 lisDraitBidg. WASHINGTON, D. C J Stars in I ★ ! t * m f , o f L lO ir u o ts , fire in thegrato—“ I sny, fellows, I don’t In nn old Indiana case n man named I h a re nsud R ipa»' T&h<itof w ith eo ranch satis* I have been a great sufferer from constipation believe ho likes doing it after aff." faction thut ! can u&eortttUy i«oon>men<l Hi era. for over five year«. Nutnlng gave uae any relief. Townsend had lifted the kettle from Shullcross undertook to live up to his E m va bee» troubled for about throe yearn w ith My feet and l^gs end abdomen wnre hloetod ao what I er. *3 biUon*. u*:»tc£a Coming on regular!/ 1 -oulu n<»t wear shoes on ray feel and only u iuuaa the fire and was making tea in a brown mono by running nn unlawful ferry, A nd long he wing* *1 hin vuny »bunt, once a w» • ii. W m ick t by (i.'iXorent physlclaua d i.e s. l sew U pon« T ib .u es adveitlsod in our B ut few would w ait his song to hear. teapot with a broken spout. Whilo it (mt the decision of the court said to tbb.tlt w l ; eaused by Hui tee* a, o / which I ha l <h.Uy D-per, bought som e and took them as u reel- With sorrow , in his lonely nest, several. I ha>i t.. j :t«tb n juruked, but the a t e .. Have tHk»n thorn auout three w. its an . there j was steeping he picked up the pieces of him, “ You shall not cross. ” E o h id hie i wcet w n g hi his breast. tacks con tin u e: X • v! »>». a -t'lwrttsem euts of b .u h a change.' I j a not constlpatoo an> more The name of an adopted citizen of the shattered plute from the hearth Ripens r .•}« ¿, ¿n a ll tho pa pc. s but had no faith ni.d 1 o w e It J1 to Rlpanc Tubule- la m thirty- B ut ram o had heard th at song cf Joy ; In them, L it about six woo I ca Place a friead In where the old' woman had tossed it the Chickasaw Nation, whoso adoption Sr ven y^ars old, ha 'u uo occupation, on ly ray It camo a:.:l soothed th e ponga of pain, duced me try tbvtu. H ave tuken Luc tw o of tlio household duties and nuralug ray sick husband. was canceled and who was thereupon when she hud finished her omelet. JL .Gave feope w here doubt rose to destroy; ic ia ll (>-ce r b- 'o e f th o Tabulee and have-tad }’ ) I r had tha dropsy f d I fc/n trying Itlpans "Here’s your tea. ” camo distinctly expelled, was Run Hannah. Despairing soula trie d onco egaio. Borecurrt c« o f »no au*w--k*t. Lave never given a T j -'i ed for him. He eel’, sorn • better but It w ill teetlmonlrJ for anything befora, but the great It lif.td heart m all tchipeafc tossed— A California woman who said in her tbku som e tim e, be has bpen fclek colon?. You ' through the open window a few min- am ount or - » 1 w hich ! believe has been done mo may ocs ray lei'»or nnd name as you Ilka T h at aong, though stilled, w as never lout. j ntes later. "What will you stir it with will, “ I have no fear of the hereafter; by Rtpans '.'abitles iDdncee me to aud m ine to the Mrs. auay q o m u b ct.- .»«. many teeiiuiviuaLi dcubtloas have in your 0 my Lord, teach me to live right, A poot, no one knew him then, I today?" And T h e posnestolon now. ▲. T. DaWrrr. Bang o u t hiu oarol full of cheer, ( have been suffering f r m hoadsebe« ev< Ho turned to a motley collection of then in dying there is no sting,’ bore Of hop« an d faith and lovo for men. sin ce 1 wps a little girl. I could never ride In a tho prophetic Christian nemo of Eu articles on a shelf at the old woman’s car or go Into a crowded I w ant €o Inform yon, But few would v u U his song to hear. I tn w o id s o f highest place w ithout getting a SAAAA.AAAAAAA.A« Tho p o e t ? E o is dead I But yet side. She selected a toothbrush, nt thanasia. hoa-locheand sloli at ray raise, c f the btueftt T he aongs he sang no hearts forget. Tho name Dr. Physick, which might which Townsend was seen by his wutch- ctomacb. I beard about ! have derived fraiu ? —George Birdseye in Boston Globe. Rlpunx TabuUft. I am a bo looked for in some allegory, appears Rlpund Tabuloa from nn j ful friends to make a grimace. - Æ J R .T S a r i c i S O I E 2 S T O E 3 S . R -I P A N S professional uuree and ntiut o f m ine who was “ I ’m ready: go on,” they heard her I r.s the numo of a real person in a recent taking them for c itarrh In this profesEloa a clear i law report. head is a lw ays needed. of t!i-> stomach. Piieluul say, and Townsend, seated on tho ta Tubules dues it. * found fluch relief from Some peculiarly suggestive combina- I Kipuiu» ble's edge, in proximity to his cooking After one o f rny vexes I their U6d shoadvlsod ran » T he modern stand found cayself com pletely Sold W ith -» to take them too. and I appurtenances, swung his legs Idly and t:ous of names in tho titles of cases uro run dclrn. Actluj; on ihe For moro than a month there had began to sing “The Sunshine of Para , these: People versus Knisor. Priest ♦ have beau doing so since advice o f U.-. Ch>o. Bow ard Family Medi teal October, an I w ill I * #»en growing Among the men of Town dise Alley." versus Lackey, Kick versus Merry, Pro- er, Ph. Ü., Newark Bay they havo complete« Ave., Jornvy City, I took cured ray headache i. send's set » suspicion that ho was go cine : C u re s the A ly I am "Well, I'll — lie — hanged!” said i tected Homs Circle versus Winter. Rlpaus Tabales w itü twem y-ulne yea-« Grant versus Lockout Mountain Com grand romiltH. old. You Lio weioon.a in g to tho bad. Oneo lie had been seen Chadwick. K U s b a t Jia W ix du xx . common every-day to use tlila tustlm >n k t pany. The tea und the innsie seemed to jeoming out of a house which seemed to Hrs. J. Ch.nuHii.iai, & In reminiscences of the early Minno- ! liavo a composing influence upon the the eyes of Chadwick, who met him, ill of humanity. Mother weu troubled I ä . sofa bur Judge Charles E. Flandran ' w ith h o a r t b u r L ui.d to contenl possibilities of faro. To be old woman. Tho incessant swaying of tells in the Minnesota Law Journal of > t a iw i. by ! her body chasedf Only the nervous My «oven yrcr-oU bov an re, it was found afterward that lii'ilgtinilon, lo r .i g'.x.d an argument before the supreme court suffered with puma In hands beat continual time with the m any rea ia . C.;»- »¡¿y /Townsend liad been to visit his toothbrush ugaiustthe teacup. hi» nead, couetl: atlou in 1853 by ex-Chief Justice Goodrich ebo mv . / a tefttlmonial find complained of his tho xaper k'donUnj "goody's" husband, who was laid up stcraat h. Hu could cot "I went through a pork establish on behalf of an Indian convicted of , la Il 1 P n iiu Tabula*. Sue cat like children o f his .with a broken leg; but the impression ment the other day, "said Townsend, murder. The Indian’s name was Zu-ai- : dotvrinlcetl to give them MAAR ago d o aud w h .t t tie o trial, w m irr*»ar ly .clung, nevertheless. did cat did not ogrea resting his elbow on his knee and his za, but as the counsel could not pro- : rellovod by their use with him. HowHstfiln &a<1 n o w t a k e » t h e Then Morton saw him ,one day on chin on his hand, “ and thero I learned nounce it ho always referred to him in and o f a raffron ooJor. his argument as “ my client, Ahasue TuLa’ea v g i iriy. U h ek eep sa few carton« Vlnaaa Iteftdtnff io:ne o f tho tentimould» lu favor of the intimate connection between the the street in conversation witli a yonng Ta’.u le sln tho house und snje »ho w ill cut be w ith L.puu.t Tabulei, I irtod them. Blpans Tubule« not rus. ” —Case and Comment. o u t ¿neu. Tito h'.'&nbura acd (deepieanues« have woman of somewhat flamboyant archi rendering of pig products and the ren- ©nly relieved but actually cured ray youngabr, dlsuppt u.-ed r.*lLi tho Ixiuigeat«..« wl lvh was the hcadaci es havo disappeared, bowel» are In tecture, und although it wus proved i dering of a song. I stored the informa ton narly s o »,*re » u burden for h. r. Our w hole T h e Ir r n p r e a n lb le S m a ll B o y . good oondii.oD and ho »!«■> r • tnphdnc o f h»s beyond a peradventure that she was tion in my memory to tell you. ’’ fam ily fuho t:.o . rt^ j 1 a * j > . t-jpechdly after slor.ia-'h, lie is now a rod, chubby-faced boy. Thia This is a true story, and it really hap u hearty iiiuaL Ky laotiirr 1» fifty year« o f nge The old woman showed some interest. wonderful cbf.uge I attribu;- to lUpaus Tubule», the very respectable person who did a id b enjoying tho b e s to f haalttt and cplrlU ; also t am fcfitl. fiod that they w ill bf<LOilt any one (from "In rendering pork, you know, you pened in a New York family. It looks cats his mending, yet there were muny who 1.« ,»ty l . eu I j , ol . lZbpo3iMblilty before she tho to old age) if taken according to dli jo > A kxui ! H. bLxuitEN. lions. ii. W. Faiui. believed that Townsend wus "mashed.” try tho fat. and in rendering a song as if it might be an old story brought took A ijMuui «ebuiofi. "We do not take possession of onr ideas but are possessed by them up to date or renovated for tho occa you try tlio audience. See? I will now Unexpluiacd, however, was his dis sion, but it is exactly as tho small boy They master ns and force us into the arena, appearance from his usual hnunts at 4 illustrate the rendering of u song. ” he A new btyig packet containing ihtaks tabulks packed In a pr.pcz carton (without claxi) 1? new for »ale ¿o'clock every afternoon. There were went on hastily, seeing that his patient arranged It and not to tho edification at some drug tu>roa—run m e cento . TL..? low-i?rlced Bort i. ¿nieis-i. d for the poor and tho economical. One Where like gladiators, we must fight for them.** deeou v? tho !lvo-oc£fc cartons (.2»» telHilvs) can bo had r y • ul by . .mins L rty eight c. nta t ; tho ( of his family. Tho small boy was very rumor» of his having been seen in din was growing restless in her effort to iOAX.Co.'Sx'A.NT, Ku. ioaprjrc street, Now York—or a single curtoaiT^x rairjus) will be «»at for flvoc»*Eta. fond of ieo cream. It never cloyed his R CnEM Such is the exalted motto of the Arena, and the g y streets in tlio port by men who were . understand his nonsense. u * aas T a hulm aja> a-^o be c .d of soma grocers, ffencrol £tor< keep ra. news agents and *t some liquor etores palate. It was with the same delight Ho was singing “ Hen Bolt” in a aaai oorber .tuvpo, They L-.r.if'u pain, induce sleep aud prolong iiio. gi/<a rchtx walking out from Iloston and were tak entire contents of this monthly magazine highly sentimental manner and tears that ho saw it each timo brought <jn the in g a short cut through that region. Such being tho atate of pnblic opin were running down his heurcr’s with table, und upon each of these times he are upon a plane and in keeping]with its ion, no one was surprised toliuvo Town- ered cheeks when a step in the entry showed the exuberance of his feelings /Bcnd throw down his hand one day as caused nn instant change in her de by crying in rapturous tones: “ Oh-o-ol motto. The Arena’s gallery of ¿eminent the clock struck 4, although tho last meanor. Springing to hot feet, she flung Ico cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!" her teacup straight at the door. Town much to his mamma's annoyance. Jack pot hud been unusually exciting. thinkers is a group or interesting"men and "People will think we never have ice > 7a\ and Trad c M arks obtained .and a ll Pat-| “ I'm not coming in, ” ho said. "In send sprang from the table and caught .. ¡¡f! cream or anything else to eat, ” she said #cuL : i- d fo r M o d e r a te P e e s . it neatly on tho fly. . J« |f (Si women, and their thoughts are worthy the fact. I'm going ont”—an attempt ut i "Out!" cried tirimston under his to her son one day. "Now, we are going w it thut was greeted with derision. * na: Hi.aLio f r e o o f ch .u go. Our fe e u o t d .io t ill1 to huvecompuuy to dinner tonight, and ; M paient is 6<'(nre«L A P oJItp hiet "Ho * to Ob-1 breath. consideration ot ad people. Tho Arena is With tho shutting of tho door every Î .¡Ü i i ’.'.'.ntrf,” w ith c o s t »d sa m e in tho U. B, "How has aho been ?’’ the newcomer I don't want you to sny a word when band was tossed upon tho table as if by 5 ;u»d foreign countries cen t freo. Address, sold with TriB W est . tho icecream is brought on. ” The small asked, with no trace of surprise at the common consent. I G , A. SN O W & C O . " lie ’s doing this every day to my warmth of her reception. She was a lioy promised. He really was u good ¿ ïP pp P a tb n t O f f ic r , W a s h i n g t o n , O. C. personal knowledge," said Chadwick, woman of 40, tall und angular, und her littlo lioy, and ho intended to mind. Hut when the cream wus brought on features showed her kinship to the in “and I'm going to see it out this after- , tho old feeling of rapture was so strong sane wumun, her mother. so o n ." , “ About as nsnal. ’’ returned Town that ho forgot entirely and cried out " I’ll go with yon!” cried Morton. The rest had no theories, but went send. “ I saved tho cup today, you ace. as nsnal. Then lie remembered and stop- If y e a suffer from any o f the from curiosity—all except Allen, who but I was too' Into for the plate." indi i ped short, looking very repentant. He Oy Tittll, p o sta g e Vstid) ills of men, come to the oldest i had not intended to call out, nud his was a senior and who knew Townsend’s cating tho fragments on the table. Specialist on the Pacific Ccost» The listeners beneath tlio window I mother was mortified. He changed his Oft. JORDAN CO., mother arid was in lovo with his sister, 1051 Market S t Lst’d I8S2. S Q : " ’ And bunco felt it incumbent upon him now thought it wise to make good their , tone entirely: It o u n g m e n and middle to tako tho interest of an elder brother escHi>o—all except Allen. Ho walked i "We have ico cream almost every — lAfccil lilf ’U who are suffering along slowly uftcr his friends, who were night,” ho remarked carelessly.—New from the effect! c f youthful indiscretions or ex- In his welfare. cesses in maturcr years. Nervous and Physical For 20 minutes holed them at a smart running in pursuit of an electric car York Times. B la n b o o « ! i n a H i t s c o n ip ü '.-A Ü o tis ; M p e r n s n lo r r f iw n , pace through tiro better part of Cum- that hud flashed liy the end of the alley. P a in f u lly P o lite . P r o « ( a t o r r h ( f i n , O o n o r r f a c e a , Gl< v t, nridgepoi^, and then ttir/ted utjldo into ' do lot Town»»#<l come up with him. ï r e s i l i e n c y o f U r ia a t i n « - , © ie . B y a Tho people of Dresden ore very polite, combination o f remedies, of great curative pow None who are engaged in any of the mechanical "Hello, old man! What are you do A short bystreet that extended toward Greatest Weekly ia the Country, er, the Doctor lias so arranged his treatment so overpolito that they not infrequently ing here?” the river. that it will not only afford immediate relief but pursuits can succeed without reading and permanent cure. Thé Doctor does not claim to There was np electric light in this i “ Spying on you." returned Allen bring down ridicule upon themselves. pcrfomi miracles, but is well-known to 1« a fair rae ¿obscure alley and tho early dusk of tho frankly, and then made his confession, It used to be told iu that city that u ,L i ' ‘ • !'h> icL n and .Surgi.-n, j i • eminent 1 studying this standard Magazine of Sciences ni his succiaky — O liicaN eH Of JÎOII. t winter ufternoou concealed tho group ending with, "And 1 beg your purdon stranger was one day crossing the great j (In clu d in g pontage) to an y i>art o f tho U nited S.vpjaiiiM thorouglily eradicated ii'u.’ii tho ’ bridge that spans the Elbe and asked a l S tate», C anada and M exico. fit spies in its fast deepening shadows with all my heart. " ay item wlth< u t using H e r o n r y » j and mechanical Arts. It is illustratedjwith T H E WKEKL.Y C lIU O N lC ltE , tho hrtghtent I l Y i l . i Y M A N upp’yii!« Io na w ill r e - 1 “ Oh. that's all right, ’’ said Town native to direct him to a certain church ■Townsend passed tho tenements and ! Cflvo our Z.oncif cp(ni<m of h lsco m i lulnt. j and m ost com p lete W eekly N ew sp ap er in tha which ho wished to And. send, much embarrassed. "They’re just H e . a roSlTJV E. '! EE in < went up the stops of a cottage, tho on world, prin ts regu lar I y 112 Column», or six teen all modern cuts |of latest inventions in all Cj.’ç ii’ CUJC ticundcviake, or Jo, foil tin© "Really, my dear sir," said tho Dres- | pa*fvn, uf Nt-we, I4 teia tu « a an d G eneral Iufor- ly detached house on the street. It was two old women I found ont ubout. Tho T h o u s a n d D o tin ra . ( dener, bowing low, "I grieve g r c a t l y I (nation; a lso a m atfniA cent A g ricu ltu ra l and Ccnruhation F R E E and strictly private. the branches of mechanism, and its fn n d jo f at tho end—beyond it a tin can strewn daughter makes neckties, and sho hus tlu itio u ltu ia l D ep a itm en t. Thia Is o o e o f the Cil.; VC/.-l- j.Æ .I.-vjAj I to deliver them nt u shop in tlio wpturo j to say it, but I cannot tell you. ” vacant lot. extending to tho marsh. p en t personally or k y letter. Send for book, , tr e a t oat d epartm ent» In a n y paper on th is Tlio stranger passed on, a littlo snr- ' knowledge is inseparably connected with in ‘ i"i<* i-iiitowophy o f ,’ lurriase,” I Allen looked grave us he saw Town- every day ut 6 o’ulock, so if I can stay Coiutt. E v er y th in g w ritten 1» Lm»ed on ex* free, (A valuable book tor men.) •end knock as if to warn the inmates with the mother while she’s ont sho can prised nt this voluhio answer to a siin- j porlcnco In the Coaut S tatus, not on Eaxtcrn VISIT 3>K . JORUAlTfl ventors aud mechanics. Sold with Of his coming und their tako a latchkey keep her ‘job,’ you seo. Then it saves pie question. Ho had proceeded but a ' m en's k n o w led jo of th eir o * u localtttee. G rea t M useum o f .Anatomy i from his pocket ami enter before tho her some trouble if tlio old wouiuu hus I short distance when ho beard hurried SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. ( tho finest and largest Museumof its kind in the ’ W est at clublyjng rates. her supjtor whilo sho's gone. It amuses i footsteps behind him, und, turning wor.d. Come and learn how wonderfully you 1 door could bo opened from within. are made; how to avoid sickness and disease. With ano accord tho t’uvusdrnpjMTs me. too, ’ ’ he added rather shamefacedly, i round, saw the same man running to W e are continually adding new specimen*- | CATALOG I ’E EE EB. Call or write. ¿novel toward the vacant lot, whero a , Allen never told Townsend who had catch up with him. In a moment his pursuer was by his 1 Obi Market Struct, San Francisco, Cal. abaft of light streamed from a side Keen his companions in thoreconnoiter- | r.ide, his breath nearly gone, but j window. Oneo around tho corner they ing expedition, hut it wus not hard to j did not see a woman who left the honso guess nt soino of them. Chadwick cume I enough left to say hurriedly: "My ’ dear sir, you asked mo how yon could Almost as won cs Townsend hail enter- , to Townsend tie next day with— g C T Y L IS H , RELIABLE "I say I I’ve got some money lo re find the church, and it pained me to ■ ed. w ARTISTIC-». Wbat (hey did see as they pressed to that I got tlio other night—no matter have to say that I did not know. Just 3 Recommends,! by Leading *•-« the window, whoso partly ruised cur how—and I don’t liko to keep it. Do now I met my brother, but I grieve to ; X O ressœ ak îrs. tain allowed them u good view of tho you know uny poor people that it would say that ho did not know either." g They A l« a ,a P ítese. Xfc. ' Aaom and its octupontH, was of a nn- help?” H e r O p in io n In F u l l . W C A L L Aud Morton, who had cut several I taro to surprise every ono of them. Tho cur turned sharply around a Before tlio Are sat nn old woman recitations for tho purpose of going into bom tho novels of 50 years ago would Horton to make some purchases, brought tl,<’ t“11 u,an wl‘° "’<» hold- •.Ml „ e d e e c r lU d ns a "beldam " Wild bin. a big bundle of silks, saying: *“* ’* «»«ewhot loosely was - "Oldman, Allen tells mo that you T ’ ’T “ PT' •yes Indicative oi a disordered mind The Chro.lH i« £Sul)<C lt»ff • Unaed iu u face crowned by a mass of know a woman who makes neckties n , T l i n C H R O N Id oiS ra n k s With C m rre&lsst doW,Ker NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE i ankempt white hair. Her thin »guru Will yen get her to make me up some 'L 1“? .“' " In the I'u ited S ta tes. tSTTh»;« ar, so,j in , 5¿ whilo his high silk hat flew n«vwt>impera .•»•r away«! to the promptings of an iu- ontoftheoeY Pretty, aren’t they Y” ho from his hcud T H E CHttONICLsK has nouQ cal Pnetfto : *T«/y c.«y an J to»e3 in the United S t .t « / £ und rolled down tho aisle - <r fe.'* nOt k ,,,P tSem ’ ««d ? C(kOi.t. It leads oU la u la llty , eiu v riu lso and added Hheepiahly. ,*er restlessness, and her nervous hnuda This monthly magazine is one of tho very . r t io ut One ».«nt vtantpa icceived of tho car. n«*va. And Orinwton, who was fond of an- ( dntebod incessantly ut her dress or nt Ada. i»a ycur nearest point 5 ^ c- T H E C ilR O N IO L ir fl TYNwraphta P /p o r ta are "Sir, ” she anid ns ho roso to his foot THE ,McCALL COMPANY, 5? I the air. tiquitlea, implored him whcuover they I best printed in this country, and is sold the lutpst end n n * t iv lla b la . It» Ixx #U N owa tho again with profuse afadogiea, “ I am fullcM fttul sp icie st, and its FkiltcrTatr tm m tha The onlookers wero in timo to sea met to “ render a aong to try men's compelled tb say that iu my judgment n o t o 146 W. I4 lh » b eri. N«»Y h I i S; ; ab lest licit» in the country. to all subscrilrers at rates •Townsend greet her. She res]x)iid(*d to soula. ”—Mat>el Shippeu Clarke iu Na- j Í „ e ,JÌ5À?CB orre.« • à: ' you woro lacking in that complete TH E i ’ll 11« »NlCLiK lut» a lw a y s horn, and a l i1 ® _ N (lh A v e ., C liica p o , a n d «: l»a saintation by n blow of her cane, tioual Magasina M arket 5 t., w ays w ill I» « -., the frlar.d and «jhanplr»n o f Lbs grasp of tho strap which was essential ability oi all to pay. Ifc is finely U1«M S hu Francitco. g which tho youug mau dodgod with n pie. ae a g a in st i'i»mbinattona. clique«, p«r- to the highest efficiency in maintaining pre , ooo 1 uum born of experience. H o w lly r o n I ’ r n p o a n l, porati' na. or cppreealuna cm an y kin A. 2t wRl be an upright uttitude when turning u liadepvudcnt Ut evuryLbtuR. raxrtml lu ix^'.iu«. trated and present« the names of Beemingly unruffled by this reception, Byron's propoaal to hi« wife, Mias curve.” •^jwus- nd went to a closet In the room, Millmuko, was made uftor sordid dis authors as contributors. That was all. But it crushed him.— taking horn it a chaflug dish and cussion mid study and lucked tell tin- Chicago Tribune. I and milk aud butt-r lie si t about puine. Lady Melbourne, who stood in and the Cosmopolitan are sold at re ar, preparation of an omelet. t r 4h tr » t M a g i H f u P u b tU ii his confidence, observing how cheerless A a l i e U n « lttratih u « la I t . ÿ C u'.'lifts BfriUl. ul C- loTfirl p jj, duced rates at this office. “ Well. I’U--fco—hanged I" sulil Chad ami unsettled his mind anil prosjiecta 3? “ As I understand it ,” remarked the uvtra’.c* L.r.c*i iL u iiiia , ¡ .^ Wick. slow in his amusement. were, strenuously advised him to mar intelligent foreigner, "you Americans __ zy Work. - . Fancy \« - r o ..an ,.t io, ih „ „ "Dy Jovel" exclaimed Morton. ry. Kilo suggested n certain lady, but regard George Washington's hatchet as Shewing tho Ueifoti States, Domini», H r a w t if u l p re m » 1er a Eitle 1 w v i a. \ \ r te ( o r te “ That's the silver dish his mother sent Lord Byron fancied the idea of murry- the emblem of truth. " »ue»« i f Ci,iiUa and Northera •>0c. pe/ k*.«/, 5« .e-,» tn i.E r „ )Um on hiM birthduy. 1 thought ho d ing Mias Milbank«. o - r o r i i: hiivio . “ Yes, sir, that's right,” replied tho " T i l t M c C A L L C O ., sj pot It In hook ’* "No," raid Lady Melbourne: “ Misa American proudly. ■K UH tu 1.6 VV. i . i h S I., Nuw York S Alleu said nothing, but ho felt a Mllbauke will not suit you. Iu tho first "Then, when statesmen or other in twtngo of remorso, for ho hud thought place, she has no fortune now, aud you dividuals who have qnarrelcd, bury the < » ih 'm i-: o i ' n o n ex n ic . iind Go. Die« an< .•o toa wunt money Immediately In tho uext hatchet. I suppose they cease to sjicuk n N n nJ h i y * t i r '« l t d « « f . O n e V b str, It required some skill to servo the place, you want a person who will have the tin tili" —Detroit Free Press. Fresen«« o f Micrt. p o t i R ^ r p r e p a i d u u u ^ p t a a a U pcaieu»-» ! ^aeal once It was cooked. Towuseud great admiration for your genius; she __________ Although it h u o t giver» t.» c \ ‘Pybotly | XlaCUKK-l fiteccd a small table Indore tho old lady lias too grout uu udmirutlon for hor- : inapirinu Hope. to know i . At, it. Ao V -’f-v r» , y what to do at-tho right ! Bho promptly kicked it over. I rôt i e - , -I V. CSrouWta, tn«' nt, one v’-imau at bust cau lay 81 o \v .. J. n .. , . ) Th" Doi'*«'»—U»'«r up I must tell • vu ra iTtciacu. c t v When at last she was induced to hold W ell, said Byron, as yon pleas-- J yon tho worst—yon can t lawaibiy re- claim to a p ic • .\ f mind which tuay, , tbs piste, she first threw a bit of the And. sitting down, he wrote a letter cover w P b o n t u u -ie, • . a / . ; •.-aricii, h ; .- c a a n l i !»um ,<wiei«'t to tho cat ("A libation to Falls, ” to the lady recommended by Lady Mel- The C lien t- That e a pity, for If I’d “ You will forget me. won’t you. c r e d id». : -- i • .«faloppTixl tiriniaton, who had taken bourne. He recoive^a refnsal. . liv«l a hit longer I should have come dear!" she plead«! by way of softening I ais w- ■men s Etti-.- ! . - y » 'ditug "Now. yon see. ' said ho. (‘Misa Sill- i into a fortune, as it is. 1 haven't a pin the barshn, <of h-'r r-'fusaL Jkannrs In chtMics aa<l antiquities), and f r o m s o p ,, • i n >,q •1«:» i plat:,I. Jbcn flnug her fork Into tlio tire. Town- bnnko ia to bo tho person after all. I ny to pay you with, doctor. “Buio thing!" raid he “ Yeu knew aud the ft ■<fr>r , n: -n-,I bit: * •nie med* m l roacued it and substituted a spoon, will write to her ’ The Doctor Well, new, don't give I’d do anything to please yon. ’’—De cine. Il, • i.a .l i n . tn k •n his l.u!y <l,»o .which seemed more to his patient's As noon ua ho bad finished his friend, up hope. We'll try to mend you. Wo'll troit Free Press when bis u.iebvr :□!<!. w n „ i. 0 M A K E Y O U R S E L E C T IO N . still roniouitfating, rtud tho note and ! try.— Illustrated Bits. ^ •C J. ahiaw i« TO air the overheated room Townsend observed: “ I „nite Frlcttds. to :.IUk„ t. ut ¡ "Well, really, this is a very pretty npooed the window directly over their .Wot M r» tto n « > « l, Miss W inger--W b»t is the latest «for-, gi-ia .e t. J e lumi» Ccm? ht ro." ! letter. It is a pity it should not go ’’ J-Tumio, to»<is os they squuttod on tho ground. hevi ,1. taxi, much i,, i,,s HA. ; "Everybody soenis to havelieen men scandal! "Then it »hull go, " exclaim, si Byron, tion«! for the office except yon, "ob- lifttxl the curtain higher and looked tunDbrat'ot nuti ei.-gui.t, subjected . Mis.» PrcMcr—I haven’t hi emxl any OS» blindly into the darkness. Allen and, so saying, he sealed and sent the serv,*d the sympathising friend. ■ - s • ¡.:ug fiv e, the íwcr.s i Mi « Wing.-r—' -.it wL,,t have you t * l il \ arms o f t!-, khought that he heard him sigh. So did fiat of his unhappy fate "Yee, ” replied the disappointed pol telili T, r :: •» I ! , r o t:. : = i ;, n ,-f i whit-h he w Mortem Morton wns a jnst little man laid down with tho re- ¡ itician. "My name is Fants. " mark: MpeAlalii* Of* nous. Whea ones be was convinced. "Then, of course," soothingly re “ 1 any, fellowa," be whispered excit ••Thero, tuy laffdlc. that’ll ff ,«. ft Home actors imagine that the only join,d the other, "you might expect to Slit»—Do you believe that too many should la, gey w- el iuix«l op non. I',y edly when Townsend had been recalled thing necessary to become an Irish im among the unmentionables. ” conks a,a»il the broth t do Ble duties by a boiling over of the comedian ia to put whiskers under their He—Yoo, altogether too many.—- thinkin. but duu*t htm » turgw agalu." And sileuce like a poultice feU.— ebunio pTOBtlJt.-d.—Pooraui's Week- ^Mkettlv that threatened to put out the ch in s— Atchison Globe. Chicago Tribune. Yonkers Btrt - A b ird o f richest- t»ong flow c u t An<l p ip e d b is c a r o l f u ll o f cheer. .. A T F O U It O ’C L O C K . THE ÄHEHÄ or t h e : &SEAI f Yeu can a he cured d a il y Only ScÎEnïifÎE American. The Weekly Chronicle $ 1 .5 0 a T hjj f THE EDSMIIPnixITAN; f Within the flkmoas T hb W est DO YOU WANT KIE CHMCLE R eversible M a p ? M' x I oj Map of tho World LOOK OVER THIS CROUP* )9 b THE WEST. r* h / î t • * FLORENCE. OR.