bbbbmbbbbbwbhmbw T H E B ISC U IT DION LIKE A MIRACLE. L'OW A LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA SUFFERER WAS CURED. ! T l.« S to ry o r o S tu r d y K n g t n e e r - lll s r.wa t h w a i D e c re e d a t a C o a a u lt a t lo w , P k y s t c t t v i'i, b u t a C H a n ffe d M e d ic a l T re a t » a n t Saved H la L ift. » o n tht turning A'eat, Detroit, Mich. Jamet Crocket, ■ sturdy old Scotchman, living ia Detroit, U ich., a* 88 Montcalm ; Street, was «eked about hie wonderful cure. “ First," La eaid, “ 1 must tell you sotnc- i thing of my life before my almost fatal sick- ■eae. ( wiu boru ia Scotland in 183k, and aama to this country in 1848. 1 am a ma- • riaa engineer by trade, and have Imcn up and down the big lakes hundreds of liras«. Locomotor Ataxia 1 and Roralysi 5 Can be Cured These extreme nervous d is o rd e rs were tTe&ted. with wonderful success by the d is coverer of Dr. Y/iHioms' Pink Pills for P&le People previous to his discovery bein$ offered to th e public. This rem edy is the only known specific in many disetses th a t, until recent years, were pronounced incurable. Recog nizing th e ir m e rit in such cases, m a n y physicians now p re s c rib e H o w a You ng Owuk T li« a g h t a MUUaAa. T hey bad been viid tlag aud w h ile aw ay bad h eet given auch delicious homemade b iscu it that the memory of them still liagered in the m ind. Why shonldn't they have such th in gs thein- aelves? The m istress of the iiocse de cided th at they should, if she had to m ake thorn herself. W hat good w its w ould uot be w illin g to take a little troublo to please her husband? So in t'ris virtuous fram e o f m ind she repair- ed to the kitchen, and there she stirred np her b iscuit in the m ost approved fashion, shaped them d a in tily aud put them in the pirn. But she was not uc- ( ustonicd to th is work, aud it was uot 11range that she should forget som e of the ingredinuta. It wjih the talking pow der, a sm all but som ew hat im portant item in the construction of lig h t bis cuit. She did not once think of it anti] the b iscuit imd been in the oven a few m om ents. Then, as she stood gazin g ad m irin gly nt the outside of the range, w h ich coo til im d th is precious proof of her cu lin ary sk ill, sho suddenly e x c la im e d : Dr. W illiam s’ P in k P ills for Pale P eople “ There, I forgot all about the baking powder. ” That w ould have been a heartbreak ing thought to m ost housew ives, but not to this one. She w as a wom an of expedients. < “ N ever m ind, ” she said us she hur ried ly thought over various w ays of m ending m atters; “ those biscuit have on ly been in a short tim e, and 1 w ill ju st sprinkle tho baking powder over th e top, and it can m elt and soak in .’’ Aud she did, but the baking powder did not. The h ou sew ife herself te lls th is story of her cooking now w ith groat glee, w h ile her husband, being a patient m an. never says a word about h is part o f it in tue e a tin g .— N ew York Tim es. B e tr o th a l K in g ,. Modern Greek peasants axchange a fold and silver w edding ring, and they Irink w ine from the same cup. But tho vgu lar ritual of the Greek church or- laius that solem n betrothal precedes tho ictnal marriage, in w hich are used gold ind silver w edding rings blessed by ihe priest, the gold ring being given to ;he man, tho silver ring to the woman. The form of the espousal is then repeat- id, and tlie rings are placed on the right lauds and then exchanged that no iu- Iriority m ayb e betokened by tho worn- t l w earing the silver ring aud also to udicate u com mon ownership of prop- trty. Àn Arm enian m other usually chooses ter dau ghter’s husband. After all busi- less prelim inaries are settled between fie fam ilies tho bridegroom ’s mother, Iceompauied by a priest aud tw o tna- irous, v isits the bride and gives her a ring in token of espousal, aud w ith this •ing the couple are u ltim ately married. Among tlio fishing com m unities very ineieut and elaborate rings are used, ind they descend as heirloom s from feneration to generation. In Japanese m arriages arranged be- ¡ween very young people tho girl re- jeivos a ring in evidence that the union is binding. In Malabar an old uativo snstom seats both bride aud bridegroom >n a dais, and a relative washes the ’eet of the bridegroom w ith m ilk and □uts a silv er ring on tho great toe of the right foot. He then hands a gold ring to h is kinsm an, and a necklace and rhaplet of flowers are put on . jo hrido’s reck and head.— Loudon Mail There It no spot between Duluth and the Atlantic Ocean I do not knew. In 1873 1 from tht blaad. ue«t i im « » puntiti l ----- --------- Ihm p pith I was in the employ of the Detroit and Cleve « le r ly th e n t t t s s t r y m a t t e r n ia t i l H v « W •w m ild land Navigation Co., and for fifteen years I up w a tte d , n e r v e t is s u e , ttie re by f W t h \ was at my post aa ebief eugineor on one of t h e r e e l ofr m a n y t g r ie u t d .» s t a t e » . their big passenger steamers. My first boat , wsa the U. N. Ilice, which was burned at The g reat success of th is rtm ed y has led to the (looks. Then I was transferred to the Suhle, tv Id eh woe chartered to make the many a tte m p ts a t im it a t io n and. s u b s titu tio n . run lietwcuu Detroit and Cleveland. " I brought out the new steamer the ‘City Some d e a le r s t e ll c u s to m e rs th a t they h a v e “ a of the Straits,* and fur years acted es her chief engi.iear. It is a great reaponalbi'ity, the posit ion of ohief engineer on those lilg p ill m a d e fro m t h e s a m e fo rm u la ? or “ the sam e ' passenger palaces. Thousands of lives are held in the keeping of the engineer. Few e x c e p t in n a m e .” O f c o u r s e i t is n 't t r u e . realfae the dangers tnat might befall them, and en the engineer depends the safety of the T H E SECRET OF BEAUTY. But they don't fool many buyers. People are . paasengera. The anxiety euueee a great ; nervous strain, and the strictest attentl O n e C a u N e v e r H e P le a s a n t t o L o o k U p o n ' neceaeory during the trip. Not lor a too intelligent. L’ nlesM I n G o o d H e a lt h . ' ment must lie lose Ilia watch fill new, as the human freight above him ia absolutely in “ The m ost h elpful aud agreeable bath hia care. is that of tepid water, ” w rites Ruth SO cents “ For fifteen yeara I carefully watched Tht Ashm ore in The L a d ies’ Home Journal. tha big engine! and boilers without a single p er bo« Genuin* aoeident, and only noticed that I wns getting “ F ew people can stand absolutely cold &t 4.11 nervous. Suddenly without warning I wus *re iolfi baths, aud, no m atter bow strong one dvutfdiitl taken tick, and in less than a week I won only in K o r t a '» S e v e n W o n d e r « . m ay be, such a bath should uot bo in prostrated. I had the best of physicians, «V »ent Petkaflex und hoped to bo at work again within a Tho seven wonders of Korea are: (1) dulged in u n less a thorough rubbing bo direct week. I grew graduully worse, and at the Like taken afterw ard. To speak plainly, it Tho m arvelous m ineral spring of Kiu- by muti council of doctors, they said I had nervous This. niust bo rem em bered that w h ile a cold >hauto, one dip in w h ich is a sovereign prostration, end had destroyed my whole bath m ay be more or less invigorating ;ure for all tho ills that human flesh is nervous system vid would never be able to, be ip again, l'.iey said I had worn myself it is uot cleansin g. I can easily under- j heir to. (2) The doublo springs w hich, cut lie the long nervous strain caused by stand the desire of every wom an to hnvo though far apart, have n strange, m y s A d d rtM the On W illi ah * Me.oie.iNt Schenectady.N watolii ng and worrying about the machinery. a clear, b eautiful skin, but 1 confess to terious affinity. A ccording to Korean No mull could stand such nervous strains over seven or eight yeara, while I bud been being provoked w hen 1 think o f the belief, there is a connection under fifteen years in destroying my nerve centres. am ount of m oney spent on lotions, ground, through w h ich water ebbs and For three long years I was unable to move from my bed without aatiatancc. The doctor William»’ Pink Pills for Pale People to me- Pills for Pale People cured me surely cream s and powders to he applied e x | Sows lik e tho w aters of tho ocenu, iu tern ally and w h ich have nothing like as i meh a w ay th at only oue spring is full •aid I Imd looomotor ataxia, and would Finally »he »aid they only coet 50 cent», enoagh. never be nbl-s to walk ogum. and »he wanted to know if I would try them. “ l>r. Williams’ Pink P ill, for I’sle Pea. good an effect upon tha skin as a topld i xt a tim e. The w ater possesses a won- "Tho pains and suffering I experienced To plenee her I consented, and the first box le made me wliat I um to day. I onlv with bath w ith good soap taken at least ouco iorful sw eeten in g power, so tliut what- during those yrara are almost indescribable. give me relief. I continued to use them for could persuade others to do as I did, and I w er is cooked therein becomes good and a week. My wife used to put eight or ten hot water about two yeara before I could get strength take them before it is too Iste.” Tho condition of the skin depends a l ! palatablo. (8) The cold w ind cavern, b a«' around ma to stop the pein. Tims* enough to walk. It came «loir but sure, but i8lgned) “ J amrs C rocxkt .’’ thatenme to sea me bill mogood-bya when what I am to-dav ie due wholly to Dr Before me, a Notary Public, personallf m ost en tirely upon tho cure given to the whenco com es a never ceasing w ind so they left me and I was given np. The doc- William»’ Pink Pill» for Pale People. appeared James Crocket, who sigiicd aag general health. Tho girl w ho is up late piercing that nothing can w ithstand it ta n sal I nothing more could be done for me. “ Nearly everybody in D e tr o it s n o w s how swn.-e to the shoreatatemeiit as being true at nigh t, g iv es uo care to her diet, in , ind so pow erful that tho strongest man in Set 1 had given myself up, and thought long I confined to the bed, and of my evrrv iwrticulsr. than was no use trying to get well. wouderAil oom . it it almost a miracle to R ouf . bt E . H ull . J«.. du lges iu various stim ulants, bathes but annot face it. (4.) Tho indestructible ‘‘ We tried every known remedy, and ray gome people that »aw me when the doctor« JYetan/fWNfis . seldom nnd exercises less is certain to pine forest the trees of w h ich grow wtfli kept reading the articles about Dr, had given mo up, but Dr. Williams’ Pink W syne County, Mteh. have eith er a d u ll, m uddy looking skin up again us fast as they are cut down, or ono covered w ith disagreeable look i ¡6) Tho floating stone, a m assive block ing bluck and red spots. One should that has uo v isib le support, but, like • e n u r in g a L u n e lle . I have be^nn gruel sufferer fro m eeaettpettoa f baro nsed HI pan« Tidnlon with so much teal«* avoid m any sw eets nud m uch pastry M ohammed’s coffin, rem ains suspended. fo r otHr five yeara N othin« g iv e nt« any relief. A c tio n tlia t I cua <UT«erfuUy revoruan-nd tb<-ui. In one of tho moat fashionable d is My f “«*l an J lege and abdomen were bl a ted fo H are been troubled for about three >u«ra w ith tricts of Faria a mock m arriage w as re aud not allo w h erself to become a slave ¡6, The warm stoue, situated on tho I uotild not we»r ehoe* on my feci and ouly a loore w i.iu Z rrilo d liillo u j Attack« coming on reg'd aily dree-«. 1 »aw kipana Tsbuics advertised In our cnee a week. Was told by different physicians cen tly planned for the purpose of secur eith er to tea or coffee any iporo than she top of a h ill aud said to have tho pecul dally paper, bought »nme ao<l took them ns direct- th at It wee ceased fcy bud teeth, o f which 1 had ing n rather dangerous lunatic. Au at- w ould to sonio v iciou s drug or strong iarity of spreading warm th and heat od. Have taken them alMiut throe week« and there »er»r«l I hed the teeth extracted, but the a t It .«Ui‘b a ch«ng*-1 I in» not constipated «ny mors tack« continued. I na l ccen adrortlactneubi of traetiyo youn g person named Milo. De- stim u lan t. She should also remember i l l round it. (7) A drop i.f the sw eat of attd I owe It a 1 to Ripen t Tabules. la m thirty- JUpnns T m L' b I aj I d a ll ho paper» but had no futih laplnnie w as sittin g in her boudoir the that un less she is in good condition in Buddha, for 80 paces round w hich uo Berea j ear« old, have r.o occup Ulna, only m y in •hem. bttt about nix wonks since a f r l.’hd In duced me to try them . H a ro taken but tw o of tho t.ouauboM dud»« and uursing my sick husband, other day in a house situated in a tern ally sho w ill be an yth in g but a flower or vegetation w ill grow, nor w ill em ail 5 coat box»» o f the Tabu lev and hnvi had lie It a» had the d rop«/ nud I «m try lu < Rlpana street nlf tho Boulevard St. G erm ain. pleasant object to look upon externally. ” birds or other liv in g th in gs passover it. norocurrx' te® o f the Attack». R a > o no err given a Tabale* fo r M:n. He feel» torn-) »wtter but it w ill —Brooklyn Eaglo. tectlrnoniai fo r anything before, bet il*e greet Suddenly a riu g camo to tho door, and take hoiiiM time, he ha» been »tel* co long. You HmokeleN« P o w d e r. am ount ol (root I willed I beU«>o boa been o .c m I may usu m y letter und name aa you like. one of her servants, havin g opc-ned it, by Ripens Tubule« inducts mo to odd m ine to the Mr«. M ac . t G obmas C lsrkb . S a in t N o ra h a n d ill« P ota to . It is n curiou s fact that w ith all of ushered in n w e ll dressed man looking m any UstlmonUus you doubtless liavo In y<nar St. Norah w as a poor girl, says tho A. T D b W itt . pnateaaloa noir. I have I mmi suffering fro m hoidaokea ever like a superior sort of valet. Ha told the im provem ents and m odifications so -iluco I wu« n little g irl. X could ¡¡over rid« In a M ile. Iielaplnm o that he hail a letter notable in our unvy w e are still using Loudon Bunch, w h o prayed St. Patrick ctu* or g »Into a crowded 1 w ant to Inform you, place w ithout getting a from one of her friends, a countess, aud tho old fashioned sm oky, sm elly powder for a good g ift that w ould make her uot l a word« o f tUtfbe»t headache and aiek at uiy pralee, of the benefit us the youn g wom an put her hand out that envelops everyth in g in a gray pall, proud but usefu l, and St. Patrick, out stomach. I heard About I hare derived from It l pan * Tabnlea from an to reegive the m issivo tho stronger obscures th e view and confuses thrf gu n i of h is ow n head, taught her how to boil Rlpana Tabul»« I am a R I-P A N S aunt of tulua who w»« profcaUuiuU nurse cud seized her fingers, pressed them to his ners. O nly one o f our ships has been i potuto. A sad th in g and to be lam en t taking them for n a tirrti In ihl? profession uclear lips, and then, sin k in g on h is knees, u sin g cordite, tlio w onderful sm okeless ed, that tho secret has com e dowu to so of tlio stomach. S.m Imd bead 1» mwitys needed. found auuh ruilnf front Kipana Taint :«*» doss It. m ade a passiouato declaration of lovo pow der w h ich tho E nglish navy has few! Since the h igh est in tellectu al and their uaa «headvised ma A fte r nus o f my cose» ! adopted. T he results w ith th is ship, tho p'.iysical life is dependent upon diet— T h e m odern s ta n d and offered to m arry her. t.»t..k> them ujo . aud I found int «elf oow ptotc!/ h are twen dolBguo alnca ru n d o w n , AoHngom bo M ile. D elapluine saw by the m an ’s N e w Orleans, w ere tru ly aniHzmg. The ! sinco the cook m akes, w h ile the physi- Inst October, and w ill a rd F a m ily M edi advleu of M r Or«» Cow eyes tliat ho w as dangerously mad, and, rapidity, accuracy and precision of her □ian only m euds— should not sho w ho ea, they h are complete, er. Eli G., M l Newark ly cured m y henduchea. ▲m., Jersey City, I t *»fc fearful of a tragedy, sho accepted his Are w ere th e adm iration of nil observers. prepares our pies be as carefully traiued cin e : C u r e s the I aiu tw eaty cine yeara Mipatta Tabulae w ith offer w ith uppareut calm ness. Then she Sm okeless powder has several advan as he w ho m akes our pills? old. You a r * welcome fra m l fMMtfcl» C ertainly w hatever m ay ho the to u«e thia te s tim o n ia l com m on every-day iuvited tha strange visito r to tho m ay tages. There is no obscuriug of tho Mi»» Ursula WiSDMAJL Mrs J. Baougavap» or’s ollice iu order to have the nuptial view , th eex p lo sio u producing tho m erest know ledge or the ignorance of the serv ill of hum anity. ■other wa» tr*Miblcd knot tied. Tho mail uccom |ianied her haze, w h ich lasts but an instant. It ant in tho kitchen, the m istress of the w ith h e a r t b u r n aud w ith ulaerity to the establishm ent in leaves hut lit t le residuum in the gun, Louse, ho sho young or old, ough t to he alecpIaMua.», cau.-r«; Vy My reran year old bey quostinu, w here » secretary, inform ed has m uch m ore power nud is every w ay able, lik e St. Patrick in the fable, out of coffered w ith pain« In tadtgaotlon. for a good many *eam. One Cay bla head, constipation of the renl state of affairs, pretended to m ore desirable. H igh er m uzzle velocity her own instructed heud to teach Noruh •he a a \r a tee-.lmnsisl nod complAined <»f his read the c iv il m nrriage regulations. is obtained w ith a projectile, as tho how to boil a potato or broil a steak so ta the paper lidortln ; iiiim ach . Ho c*»uld not R l p a n » Tabula«, hba eat like ohlldren o f his The m ock bridegroom w as then taken pow der hu m s m uch m ore sin » ly than that they limy y ield their utm ost of rel determ ined to g U a thraa age do and w h a t ha by a detective to the police depot under tho ordinary sort, aud, therefore, g e n ish and nutrim ent. did eet did not agreo a tria l, waa g r e a t l y U n til she can do that, uo wom an is ratiovwl by th e ir uaa w ith him. Ho waa thin the delusion th at he w as bound for a erates inure gas os the ball travels up to • nd bow t a k e » th e and o f a saffron color, pastry cook's, there to g iv e an order for th e m outh o f tho gnu Tho detuaud for qnalilied to preside over a household, Tahalea ragntarly O hekarpaafew cartoee Ulpnaa I R u lin g «orne c f the teatlnv ntala In favo r of Tatsulea In tha hoaae and »ay» »he w ill aot ba w ith I Mipana Tabulae. 1 tried them. Itlpan* Tabnlea not a sum ptuous w edd in g breukfast. Tbe sm okeless powder seem s to fco one o f the aud since few reach ad u lt life w ithou t only relieved but actuully cured tny youngster, o u t them Tha heartburn aud ala«ple<Mncsa have man was, it apiaiars, form erly em p loy im p eratives of the im m ed iate fu tu re.— being called to tliut position iu tho the haadac: ea k a ro d.aappearrd. b-'wola are In «leepp'-erad w ith the lndlg**M “ n v hick waa household o f husband, father or broth ftwaaerly ao great a burriaa f>w her. Our win da good nott«IMI«»n and lie n e 'e r eomplataa o f h it ed as a valet by one of M ile. Delap- N e w York Ledger. stomach. Ila la now a red, chubby faced boy. Thta er, the legend of St. Noruh has a w ide fa m ily taka th a Tnbuh a regularly, aopaelnlly afte r lu iu e's frieu d s.— B aris Letter. wonderful ohau»e I Attribute to Itlpnna Tabute« a baavty n e a t My m other la fifty year* of age N o t M a s h o r a lU li o f . jigui flea rice.— Y outh's Companion. 1 am «ailaned that they w ill honeflt any oua (from and ts ea>*ylng tha beat o f haubh and spirit« , cl*» C rusty Old U ncle— W ell, W illiam , the cradle to old age' l( taken according to dlreo* rata liaarty maela, aa lm p o M lb 'llty haf <ra «ho Hope» Canto to H ina. tlona B- W . r a ic a . took HI pane Tabulae. A>roa B. D lauusm . T h e N o rth w e s t In d ia n n u d H ia W n /a . I ’ve decided that you n eed n ’t pay back A num ber o f [»ersons w ere talking the $.'i0 you got from mo last summer The Indian of the p lains is a far moro about coincidences, w hen a clergyiuan I ’m g oiu g to m ake you a present o f it. A new ityle pauk«« routalnlTu; tuw air aíra Tierra» packed In a per** carte« (without gia«d I» n *w for «ala picturesque ind ivid u al than h is brother gave an instunce iu h is ow n experience. sama drug Worm ron n r a o a rr a Thia low-priced anrt ta Intended for the poor and the eoooanManX. <’uo R eck less N e p h e w —T hanks! or cousin of the coast. Ho does uot erect ef tha Ur eoe nt or.rtma (1Î9 tabu!«' eon ba had by mad by sending f o r iw U h l e »ta to the Riraas “ W hen 1 w as a very young mnn, before Crusty Old U n cle— W ell, th a t’s not totem poles nud has uo tim ber for tuo <'UBsr*L Oo'¿ra»T. Ne. ia »prue* Atreet, Maw York—o r a «iode carton (Tra T o r ta s ) will b» met for U*e o«z.fe I entered th e m in istr y ,'* said he, “ I met a very ruthu siastio w a y you have o f a c purpose if so inclined, but ho is suffi I t t r «va T o n a t e a r a i * . • » had «.»me g rawer«. R * a e r e i « to rrk e e p e re . new« «Mf-nte ao d a t »um « l.^ u o r «U n se » shops. Tl»ny bar.Sh pain. Indue« sleep and prolong Ufa. Owe gires rrdleC. w ith a series of m isfortu nes aud was k n ow led gin g m y generosity. I thought ciently s|iectacnlar h im self w ith ou t re nearly discouraged. One day 1 wus seat you'd ho overjoyed Ht g e ttiu g th is debt sorting to grotesque carvings aud pain t ANTKI’—»rvtr.%1. YltVaTWORTIlY FLH.M'b* lb ed on u bench in tho park of a foreign off your m ind. ed wood. H is saddle, w ith its leather thi« »tali' In t»iaiia««t nur btiHlti« mi in U .v ir o a it 1 c ity. My head w as sunk upon toy hands R eckless N ephew — Oh, it hasn't been hangings and wooden stirrups, is iu und iicurhx c o u u tlca . It la m a in ly ottlcc t**»rh 1 nnd liluck despair covertsl me lik e a bothering m e I I had no iuteiitiou of itse lf a rem arkable aggregation, nnd i i»ndnt'li*<l at h o m e, balarv etrniRiit f w » year an d vxpt'nM « d e fin ite , bonafid«*, n o nmrv cloud. 1 hud about concluded to strug IMiying you a nyw ay. — C leveland Leader when set off w ith hia goods nud chut n o Ivae M ila n . M on th ly K vfiTvncc. Kn <*kw a elf uddrv»MMl Mt>nni»e<1 v n t v l o w , H e r b e r t 1 g le uo longer w h en a sligh t noise at tcis tied iu bags, rags, strings nnd I f you auffer from any o f the | , K. II vml I'raat.. I ’t'pt. M chh'tigi’. traetid m y utteutiou, and I glanced up H l» T r a d * . ill» of men, come to «he oldest straps, the effect is remarkable. He SpoctalM on the PaciAc Coast, I to see stan ding licforo m e aud contem The P olicem an — W h st's your trade? w ears the cast off garmenta of his w h ite O ft JOHOAH ft CO., T h a M a g ic c f » W o rd . plating m e w ith big, solem n eyes the The Suspect— An ironworker. brother in such original com binations J M 1 MarhHSl. C«td IM2. A party of gentlem en but recently ru- m ost beautiful little g irl 1 have ever be “ Is that so? I ’ll see what you know that lie looks lik e the personification of > Y o u t t s M r ii and Middle ( _ — m r n *»hn Alt* sufferin' turned from n m etropolitan c ity tell A held. 'What is your name, m y pretty about it. 1 used to be in the trade m y • secondhand stero. Som etim es the 1 from the effect» o f youthful indiscretions or ea- | new atory on the leisu rely bellboy. child ?’ w as my natural inquiry ’H op e,’ s e l f .’’ adoption of a pat»- of guernseys as an ce«»e* iu m.«t>irer rear*. Nervoua and Phr*ir«l DeMllltlmiMitea----------- * --- ( They were stopping at a big hotel, nml she answered iu a clear, sw eet voice. e a r j l X H t Mnaab*»**«« “ I— I m ean iu a laundry “ — Indian exhernal covering g iv es him quito an in all its cumpiicatio a; M | » r r m a t o r r h « a , m tho first evening of their v isit were Then she turned and r o t i aw ay, and tbe apolis Journal P rM ta to rrfe athletic nppearnnro. H e wears h is hatr f l o n e r r h o a , C llo r t. , I r r e n a r a e y « r IT r i ■■ n t I n * . o«c. 3 y a ' seized w ith a m ighty thirst, but w h ich tittle earth ly form w hose lip s had iu G ertrude braids, and prefers ear I cmmmm I mot tM M m ea, e f gvtai c w e tlw p i » they believe-, plain ice w ater w ould aa- brought mo a m essage of com fort disap B iam en d s are cut in three different rings about the size of half dollar coius. er, the l>oct<* h-.s an anunged h»v treatment i that it trill no« o«ly a ff rd immediate relief but , peared fi tever, but the w h ito sp irit of forms— the rose, t h e b rillian t aud the A m osquito net or handkerchief is h it ■u.vge. One of them ste p p ’d to the bell permanent < ure. 1 he D<* tor doe» rot < lain» to ’ push. It was one of those new fanulcd her name she had left in m y heart, and table, of w h ich tbe secoud ts the p retti fgvorito hep.l covering, aud if he as- perform arfr M le«, b t( if trail '.n* tl r to be « 1'a.r , and ««yi I hw , n - I ' r<eo r»r eminent th in g , built on the principle r / a dollar from that day I prospered. My eldest est. It is a double pyram id or cone, o f ramos a hat it is as an additional and in hi* tpor a lt y - n ia c a a « '« o f M e n . , typew riter. You turn tlio hand around daughter is called Hope. " — Exchange. w h ich tho top ts c u t off to form a large purely ornam ental appendage —D atrcit • v p o l l la th n ro u »h lv eradicated from tho ayaf/ m Tvttkout nati'« M r r r n r » . f i e dial t ill it point' to w hat you w an t, plane, and at the bottom, directly oppo Free I*ress. o p riv i-x m «« win r«- C o r k .r e . eelvn mtr Vmraf ortAim of tito « omplelnt. then you p r e sslb e butt. n. nnd the bnai- site to a «mull plane. It'eu- :<^inro / k r i* M a rle d a t a a a tte g e . At a Ixmdon clu b there is tbe most ties, i-ffli-a is suppos.-d to <lo the res!. every ecw« tra cede’fair, or fo / a t O n e T h n w aan d lln lln m The instrum ent w as caused to register unique pair of eu rtaiu s iu existeucn. “ F ew stu d en ts o f Napoleonic h isto The finest opal of m odem tim es be Çdnaultation F‘R I E and «nicily pinate. T h is portiere is form ed of hundreds of longed to tbe Ktnprosa Joeephiue I t r y ," ears the London Chronicle, “ are ice w afer a num ber of tim es in the re c f T iG S S r e a r aKAMNABi r. Treat pions below, but there waa no response. cham pagne corks, taken from every w as called the “ Burning of Troy ” sw ore that Dr A ntcm archi, w ho a t moot personally or hy letter, fa n *’ foe bn k 00 T h e F tilie e e p b y eff Marrlnar,** Tbe thirst kept on tuereasliig and the known brand o f rhanipagne. each of Its fate it nnknow u. ae tt disappear«« tended upon N apoleon I during his last frao. (A valuabla bock for men.) gentlem en got hot in the collar. Guo of w hich l<cars the tin top w inch adorned w hen tho a i l t o entered Bart«. illn ess at 8t. Helen», is buried in the T lf t lT OIL JOWWAWAI 1’ieni sonkont goiug down and ehalleng. it w hen tho cork w as in its pareut bot cem etery at S au tiago de (tuba. H e bad G re a t M u r r a i n o f A n a t o m y , W ell Named. tha hneM and largeat M ’ »-e iA o f it* kind in the tag the elerk nud the bellboys to a bo«- tle. The corks are made in to strings, s brother liv in g in that island, aud • mM Come and leain ’• » «T» ’ I there being »0 of them to each strin g “ Thi» is the parlor, eh?" ten ta tiv ely • h e r the em peror's death proceeded I lg mutek. • r« made; h o *’ to avoid »if ka- “ No, don't do th a t,” remarked one Bi'twism every cork there are three t ig remarked tbe real ostatn agcut, w ho thither and lived at Santiago, exercis M ’e are roAtir.iiaUy addina t CArAJA^CK rKXJt. f a n o i tvnin. of tbe geutlem en. “ Ju«t watch me— Chineae beads of tnrqnniao blue. A lto wns looking over the bouso. ing his ek ill as «u ccu liot gratuitously IO B I (d a titi Street. Sao Francisco ’ gether there are 24 strings, and nt from i “ Yoa," replied tbe old man Kidder, tm ong the poor. A fter h is death in I ’ll be, I ’ll get ’e m .” H>- prunes! over to the boll, yanked 13a. to 16a a cork, the portiere repre “ but 1 n sa a lly call tl the courtroom — 1834 a public m onum ent wa« e n c re d to the crank 11 round to “ champagne'* and sents a total expenditure Y>t about I ’ve got seven dangbteis, you know. bin m em ory iu the local cem e ter y ." Tho FooUah Ad eleo Otro». let ,t driv« | n an in e m lih ly short tint« «1,600. T h e eorka are lied to a w h ite Harper's Baaar. L e v . I n C a r ly n e r s . they» w .h a knock it tb® loor, and the enam eled polo, w ith fancy ends, am! big “ I bat« to *M a n o n w ,’° ll#1 aashea of bluo ribbon adorn the brass enough Io g ir o good ad new. ” » t l Mr. hoy «reek h it need la I .k in d . " Y e e ," said Adam to Eve as the tw i knobs. The total effect ta d istin ctly “ Cham pagne, gentlem oo?” B tffcrlr. ••bo* n ’ * »M,w* nr •*r"n« th " F a lse o n e ,” said he as be stalked lig h t drew about th e sgrd touplo, act- pretty W hat niakea thia nniqne por from ber iweseuce, “ you uow look upou telling their lin eem eu ts to a smublauce “ No. just bring ns soni plain, every enough to fo llo w rnd profit by i» him of yoxth . " h ow w e ll 1 remember the »»If. but It I « » t«-* »*»1 m su y » n»»n day, com mon w ater w ith lee In i t Wo tiere doubly ra in s hie is the fact that m y face for tbe last tim e .“ baa g o t r k b on n h in t from aom«bo<ly rang for cham pagne just to catch yon each cork heart the autograph of a fa- “ W ell, yonr locks w ill 1» improved ta r w e m et! You w ore a diffident napping N ow get a m ove oti y«u ''— moua actor or actreaa o f the pteaent day •ho hoa stai-I p o o r . M i by w earing a mask, '' replied the un i * t r “ — — Loudon Standard. it waa a ll.— Indianapolis Journal A h a ktud g i r l — N ew York World. C omvamv . r w m You can ? cured MEND.0 m oa , r.vrav n.m í* l I j | IB HOT BLOOD IN CAMP. ARMY QUARRELS THAT ALMOST END ED IN TRAGEDIES. Constipation, Headache, Biliousness, Heartburn, Indigestion, Dizziness, T h e S tory o f • C sp tstn W h o H a d M u r d e r Indicnte that your liver is out of order. The best medicine to rouse the liver and cure all these ills, is found In I n Il l s n « » r t —A F ie r y L ie u te n a n t C olo n e l W h o W a n te d to K i l l H is Coporlor ORtcer—A I'e n e e m .k tn B A d ju ta n t. “ Tragedies iu our own camps, out side of battles, were more common than tho public knows, ’’ said a distinguished Hssori’s P ills 25 cents. Sold by all medicine deniers. ; soldier. "Tho shooting of Major General N e l son at L ouisville by Brigadier General Jeff C. D avis because Nolson in a fit of auger had called D avis a long string of hard names, is ono of tho few that came to tho surface. You w ou ld n’t think it probably, but I m yself w as once so close to a tragedy that it makes my gray hair rise up ns I recall it. “ W hile a number of officers of the regim ent were iu tho m ajor’s tent I said gfimething that a captain took excep tions to, aud a war of words follow ed. When he plumped out, ‘You are a liar!' I struck out w ith m y right ami set him to bleeding. He came back at me like a tiger cat. W e clinched aud for three or four m inutes had it hot aud sharp; then II, H a il, P « lt a ( « P a t« , tho others separated us. Ho made all sorts of threats. I wus adjutant. He ranked me, aud I confess that for u tim e a t e I did fear he w ould make me trouble iu the way of court m artial, but tho m at ter seemed to blow over. “ Ouo fall afternoon the captain in v it ed mo to tako n walk w ith him. Think ing that our troubles had com pletely Greatest Weekly in the Country, healed, I consented. On tho way back to camp wo passed through an orchurd. I d im bod n treo to get some apples. Just as I reached for an npple I saw the captain reach for his revolver and glare (Inc lud ing postage) to any p a rt of the U n ited at me like a very fiend. Instantly I loos States, C anada and Mexico. T H E W K E K L .Y C H R O N IC L E , the brightest ened m y hold and dropped to the ground. and most complete W ee k ly N ew sp aper lu the Seizing a stake, I took m y place by his w orld, p rints reg u la rly 112 Colum n», or sixteen ptures, of News, L ite ra tu re and G eneral In fo r side aud said, ‘Now , you cowardly dog, ation: also a m agntttcent A g ric u ltu ra l and put up that gun or I ’ll brain you. ’ T his m H o rtic u ltu ra l D e p artm en t. T h is Is one of the tim e he w as kept on a hot griddle for a greatest departm ents in a n y paper on thia mouth, though I made no threats and Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is bnsed on ex had no thought of reporting h is attempt perience In tbe Coast States, not on Eastern men's knowledge of th e ir ow n localities. to nssassiuato mo. “ Tho next fight we got into w e made SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. up for good nud a ll aud remained fast friends u n til the final round up, when General Joo Johuston had his men throw down tlioir guns and go homo to I ‘make a crox. ’ It happened iu this way: Tlio colonel had given tho order to form line of battle. As adjutant it was my duty to see that each captain carried out tho order. W hen I reached tho 1 would bo assassin and bad performed m y duty and started to go away, ho called out, ‘Adjutant, como back.’ When I com plied, ho took m y hand, looked mo squarely iu tho eye nud said: ‘Lienteuunt, can you forgive me for all i of m y meanness to you? I hope so. I liavo never had a good hour sinco that T h e C h r o n i c « « IS u l l d l i S 'j s incident iu tho orchard.’ T H E C H R O N IC T « 2 ranks w ith the greatest “ ‘W ith nil m y heart, captain. N o newspapers In the U nited States. one but you and m yself knows auytiling T H E C H R O N IC L E lias no equal on the Pacino about that little nffuir. ’ Coast. I t leads a ll in a b ility , enterprise aud “ As I said, uothiug clso camo up to he’vs. T H E C H R O N IC L E 'S T e leg rap h ic R eports a re separate us w h ile in tho army. Wo the latest and most reliable. Its lxx?al N e w s the never m et after being mustered out. Ho fuHcht and spiciest, and its E d ito ria ls fro m the died threo years ago. Of courso I could ablest pens In the country. T H E C ilR O N l(? L E hex alw ay s been, and a l liavo sent h ig i out of tho army in d is grace aud placed him in tho peniten ways w ill be, the friend and cham pion of the pec pie, as against com binations, cliques, cor tiary after he w as out, hut I ’ve alw ays porations, or oppressions «L any k in d . I t w ill be been glad I did not. Ho w as a good sol liuiepvndeut In everything, n e u tra l In nothing. dier in battle, ns l rave as they made them, but a bulldog in camp. He left D9 YOU the army a major. H is name? N ever m ind that. It is n true story. I w ish it were uot, for I cannot forget that at oue tim e iu m y life I w as in a fair w ay to M a p ? bo murdered. ” Showing the UNlled States, Dsminlsa “ Report to your headquarters under of Canada a i t Northern M j x I o i arrest, sir. ” o k O N E H ID K . Tho colonel of a western regim ent biased that remark to his lieutenant ' colonel ns ho dism issed tho parado ono O N T H K O T H IC T t 8 1 D E . , evening iu December, 1864, a few m iles H n < S 2 u n d <«et t h e ffla p a n < R r r h y C h r o n i c l e fi»r <>.»• Y e a r , back of Petersburg. p o t t a g e p r e p a i d eas m a p a n d p a p e r « “ I refuse to go, d------ you, ” wns tho ▲DDBESS reply. M . H . «1« Y O i r N O , “ Adjutant, roo that Lieutenant Colo- rroprtetor S F. Ch ron tele. nel Blank goes to h is quarters nt once,” RAN FRANCISCO. 0 A U said tho angry colonel, who w as iu tlio right, for tho lieutenant colonel, who tiV W iY M V Y Y A 'T W ffM 'fr.V iY iV /i'f/fffita had been drinking, had disobeyed or i c t y l is h . R ELIA B LE I ders. Y A R T IS T IC -* . _ g The adjutant knew both officers w ell, ; Recommended by Leading and that it w ould not do for them to U reatm akers A They Always Please. como together that nigh t. He bad a merry tim e of it keeping them apart. The lieutenant colonel would jum p up aud start for the cabin door w ith a ft BAZAR. I threat to go to the colonel's quarters nud cut him down w ith his sword. He was a pow erful man, able to carry out his threat unless tho colonel should got the drop. Once tho arrested officer got js I ^ ” |«,I p i i' e r r , away and w as half way to the colonel's a • » « • r c it v .n j .1 I , . n n in ■( , k . V , c H . , „ ,n J . •g 'I , cabin, w ith sword drawn. “ Stop, ! di»«, i to us »nt «t«'ni.* fc^e>'.«d A J Jrtu yettr »est? It p JÓ: m an," said the adjutant. “ W ould you THE MtCALL COMPANY. £ blot your record of three years bv com 133 Io 146 W 14th Slrsel. he» Torli *' m ittin g murder? Think of that. 'Think Bit » X' B O Frft r« : • • of your w ife nnd children. Cotne back I ’ o r i i t h A v e .. C hicago, « rd V »031 ,M arket 5 1 ., Ssn Francisco. • ; to your quarters. You shall not go a step farther in that direction un til yon have killed me. ” “ I don't w ant to k ill you, but I ’m goiug to k ill the colonel. “ A ll right, kill him , but w ait until tomorrow— until it is light. Don’t shoo* M agazins I'uhlislied »S a man ia the dark. That is no way for > Cunt sin» B eautiful ( » ed I'te a brave man to do. ’’ He w ent hack to h is bnnk and slept u n til morning. \ \ hen he awoke, he came to m e and s a id : ' How can I get out of th is scrape, I H E M c C M . t . C O .. ■ ; adjutant?" fc IJ» Io 146 V /. I ,t h S I.. \ ( w Y » Ik z i ’ W rite the colnuel an apology." J fW M W W '.V .V W V A W .’fV.W .w.’ tAM.’I b i He wrote it, and the adjutant took it to the eolouel, w ho rwui ¡t, l.m gbcd aud said. Bring Cvloui l Blank to my qnar* tors " They met like a p a iro f tretbero, and to tliis day the adjutant behoves that he prevented an army tragedy, and 1 guess he did. — Chicago T im esH erald . 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