A F P -ta ^o rlu g Rusk F ro m ir o n . I t 'r .a I ’. « . . The legislative free pass is still uni The accuuiolaticu of rubt cu iron an. * tid es io so annoying thut uuy aiinple versal in France. Every member of the * * process cf removing it will 1» re dived chauib r of deputies has free traveling & with greut outisiuctiuii by a large num on any railroad in the country and is * * ber of pvrsous. The follow ing directions furnished with a luedul of identification * are given: Attach a piece of ordinary to make sure that lm ge.s his privileges. * zinc to the articles uud then let them In the matter of pay they are better off % * lie in wuter to which u little sulphuric than the British members of parliament, * though their iudeiunity of (5 a (lay ia * acid is added. They should be left im * mersed for several days or a week, until small beside tho $5, 000 a year of the * the rest has entirely disappeared, tho United States congressman. * time depending on how deeply they * * were rusted. If there is much rust, a ^'eSri1 * er<> U°theim —BuudayH^choöi -If little sulphuric acid should be added but to wash occasionally. The essential part of the Times. process is that tho zinc must ho in guod M'om the H r r a id , N ew H am pton, Mo. husband to keep her from discharging top, self locking desk, attended to the The look in a w o m an’« face ia expressive could not eat meats o f any k in d , and but few electrical contact with the iron. A good both servants the same day nud doing errand, which included the writing of way is to tw ist an iron wire tightly o f w hat «he is. One van easily (e ll w hether vegetable«. ail the work herself. Mr. Smith knew, «he is he a lth y , w e a lth y , happy or sic k ly a letter, closed his desk, took tho letter r.rouud the object and connect this with “ I had severe backaches and was g reatly however, that hur new theory was the N o th in g a*IUs m o re (o a w<»isi.tii « attraction« debilitated. H a v in g iio strength m y nervous Tells tho story. When your head ! to tho postolSce and started to uu cutur- tno zine, for which a remnant of a but- The man of vast learning and the th a n a pluasant face and thia ia something «.»stem became so affected that I had ner correct one nnd readily consented to a aches, and yon feel bilious, consti taiuiuent, where he was to meet his i ry zinc is suitable, as it has a binding man of equally vast ignorance, the man a ll can nave or »‘naily acquire. I t ’s sim ply vous proat rat i< m. M y kidneys did not act rig h t pated, and out of tune, with yOur compromise plan by which his wife has post. obtained by eieanliueas, a ir, lig h t, diet, exer and, in fact, iny system was out o f order and of sterling integrity and the man who wife. stomach sour nnd no appetite iuat since been of great usefulness iu the cise. buy a package of 1 became seriously ill. “ Chancing to put his hand into hla Besides tho sim plicity of this process, is utterly lucking in that must essential home, where dite is now a tireless work Aiuuy a woman is c o n tin u a lly croas, mo* “ 1 tried two or three doctors w ithou t re it has the great advantage that tho iron quality, the man who is worth a m il pocket, ho noticed with a feeling slight rose, weak, nervous, a ilin g ; made so by the ceiving any benefit. A t last I went to D r. er uud tho happiest of mothers. lion and the unm who couldn’t raise 5 ly akin to horror that his keys were not e.xftctimtfl o f houfteiiold cure», or the coudi- K. D . K in g , o f B ethany. M o., and he gave itself is not attacked in the h ast as long “ Care burdened wives aud mothers ditiona in cident to her sex. H ut buck o f thia me three boxes o f D r. W illia m s ’ P in k P ills as tlio zinc is in good electrical contact cents before sundown if liis life depend iu their accustomed place. The loss of aud daughter* here tonight whose great And take a dose, from 1 to 4 pin., I and the cause o f a il the trouble, w ill he for Pale People. I took two boxes o f the pill« a bunch of keys is sometimes a serious w ith it. Delicate pieces of mechanism ed on it—all these, together with their You will be surprised at how easllvl found th a t the system is out o f o r d e r ; the and im m ed iately began to grow in strength, est happiness is found iu contributing they will do their work, cure your I matter to a business man aud muy re- , which have become badly rusted can bo wives ami children, are alike in one M ood needs toning up. W h en tills is done the stomach trouble became m uch belter, the to the comfort of those you love, your headuche and biliousness, rouse the, suit in great inconvenience, if nothing there follows, buoyancy o f feeliug, and a color came to m y cheek«, and in every re cleaned by wrapping a galvanized wire »iguiiicant particular. liver and make you feel happy again lot is au enviable ono, uud I believe you m erry household. spect 1 wits eouaidcrably better. In three around them instead of the zinc, in Each individual has a hobby or, if Worse, Air. Brown hud been very care- ! « 25 cents. Sold by all medicine dealers.' T h e preservation o f a w om an’« grace« and mouths I could eat a n y th in g I uauted, and consider it so. I urge you to be content- j which case the acid should not be too you please, some pet idea, which, in ful for years always to put his keys in charm s require« care a m i common sense, but hafl good appetite. the case o f many people, is brought to the same pocket and to keep them I ed with it. ii<» more than ia bestowed upon her line laces, 1 would «ay thut D r. W illia m « ’ P in k P ills strong. When tho rust is all cut off, the brje-a-hrac, eto. T h e good wife keeps the for Pale People are the best rem edy for articles w ill appear dark gray or black. forth by the slightest possiblo provoca there wheuover they were out of his j “ Tho eccentric millionaire uncle of j « liv e r from tarnish, hut neglect« herself. my college chum, Frank Benson, died men to take d u rin g the tu rn o f life to keep They must then be thoroughly washed tion. hands. E v e r? woman dc.tircs to be a “ picture o f them in health ami to pass that age in s a fe ty ." and oiled. It is w ell to warm them “ Finding them gone, ho hurriedly during the young man’s last year at Alexander Dolldenuing belongs to h e a lth ” and she can be, for it is o n ly a m a t W hen woman is namin'? beyond that age it te r o f health rath er than regular features or is a crisis in her life. Th en , it ever, proper slightly when dry so that the oil may this class, and tho happiest moments of felt iu tho other pockets of his trousers i school, leaving him, three yoars lienee, j perfect proportions, for w ithou t the v ita lity attention to hygiene should be exercised. the more easily sink into the surface. his life are when he is given au unchal Mid in those of his coat aud overcoat, I provided he had married by that time, o f good «pints which good health denotes, no T h e atten dant sufferings w ill disappear ami uud tino lenged opportunity to talk in public or hut to no avail. He then retraced his t the suug sum of $50,000. If at a given i buoyant health w ill fe llo w , i f D r H i ilia s ’ Where ' “ V , , there arc • sharp edges ? woman is charm ing. w o r k .f l,IS Process ls «<'<• bo e m in e n t - Hops to tho postoffice, aud from there to date young Benson remained single he in private on his favorite theme. M any a woman is reg re tfu lly w atching the P ie t P ili« Ihr Pale People ¿ e a s e d . T lio a u n I L exert .. ........r ..i -.a» . !v R îlf i s ' f i r t n r v N o ew ur V n v l z Ledger. 1 ,,/lr jo e fftow ing pallor o f her cheek«, th e -c o m in g These p i ill« a pow erful influence in ly satisfactory.— N York Down in Gage county, several w in his place of business, looking constant wns to reçoive only $500, nud another w rin kles , the thinness th a t becomes more restoring the system to it« proper condition. ters ago, the young people of four neigh ly in front of him nud on cither side, heir, who would then become of age, distressing every day. T h e best way to o ver T h e y contain in a condensed form ull the G r a n t ’« C o u r t S u it. boring districts combined in conducting hoping against hope for the appearance was to get 4hu balunce. come this and acquire the plctisan* look in a element« necessary to give new life and rlch- “ Benson’s worldly possessions “ Just before Grant started on his fa a ilebating society. There wus consid- , of his keys. Reaching his office, ho w om an’« face is expressed in the follow ing ncHi to the blood. Consequently ninny kinds u to ry fo ld b y M is. A . F o x , uu esteemed resi- o f di«eM»Cft are cured, ns n e a rly u ll, J re amounted to less than $4,000 when tho tho mous trip nround tho world— in fact, went back several times over the steps erablo talent iu each district, with a ! dent o f New H am pto n, Mo. result o f an im poverished condition o f tho jnst three days before ho left— he walked degreo of pride by no means small hack ! he remembered having taken there und uncle died, aud tho sum which wns “ Th re e years ago J;v«t A p r il,” she says, “ I I blood. DrtiguiM « comdder these ill« to to bo .............. — p p ills liad «toiaaeb trouble ami "ufi or wards iem ale the most efleetlve and best sellin g one« on the into a store in Philadelphia and very of it, aud then rivalry between tho d is was especially careful to look every thus placed within his grasp looked troubles set lu . I had very little appetite, m arket. very largo iudeed to him. The handling . quietly, just us if he was asking uotli- tricts was sudieieutly sharp to fill the I where under and around his desk. ing unusual, said that ho wanted a full largo schoolhouse iu which tho meet- j "It was now evident to Air. Brown of vast amounts of money was right in dress uniform of thegeucral’s grade fin ings went held to its utmost capacity thut he had only repeated a formt r piece lino with his ambition, too, and ho HD Objoct. W ANTKO—SE V MBA!. ThVATWOIlTH Y PKRHONH IN ished for him before iio left. As he ex every Friday evening. Iu fact, it had of ab8entmindedness by dropping the knew it would require a monster strug- J this state to innmige our h u sln o « in th e ir own “ I wish, ” «aid Iho artist wl?o had mid neurbv counties. It in m a in ly oflicc work pressed it, ho couldn’t appear in c iv il become a matter of general regret that I keys iu his desk and closing tho top gle on his part if it became necessary to Ix t'U co absorbed in liis work as to neg conducted ut heme. Snlarv strniuht f<MM> a ian's dress at tho various courts which no building of still greater seating cu down, thus locking them up, aud so, as let this fortune pass into another's Bjr « a l l , P u t a g e P a l« , or and ex ponses—<1etl nite. dock fide, no more lect ilia eating, “ that you would «end yt he would visit, nud ho didn’t like the pacity could bo obtained for the use of on the former occasion, he borrowed a hand. But he had never met tho girl no lens «alary. M onthly <75. Itefeienee. En ont t’lsd get a nice largo head c f cab elope self-addressed Htiunpcd envelope, H erbert idea of the knickerbockers and silk the society. screwdriver aud pr<x;eeded to take the whom ho would take as a life compan E. lies , Treat., Dept. M. Chicago. a to , bage. ’ ’ stockings of tho regulation court cos- Tito programmo for the first meeting desk apart. An hour was consumed in ion, even though this fuiaucial consid “ Certainly, ” replied his wife. “ Have j turns. iu December was of unusual interest, this way, for tho desk was not made to eration wus multiplied by ten—not be you nil inspiration for a new still life?” “ It was a rush order,” said the mer und the bouse was packed until thcro be taken to pieces every few months, cause all his lady friends were inferior “ No. J merely w ant it for »t pot boil You chant who received it, "and we had to was not staudiug room for auothcr per aud the task was a difficult one, leaving creatures, far from it, but for the better er. Vi'afilii’.igton Star. be cured < furnish everything except the sword, son, Each district was represented by tho man engaged in it very red iu the ' reason that no one of them had ever but wo managed to finish it in time its best man iu tho dobnte which con face when it was finished. But the keys shown herself able to disturb his heart, I f you suffer from any o f l it . ( T h o A in a a o n ia u C u t. ill, of men, conic Io Ifie oldeit and made what Grant considered the stituted tho main fuuturo of tho enter had not been dropped thero this time, aud marriago with him, if it occurred Greatest Weekly in the Country, S p w iali.t on t li . Pacific Coa.1, ( First Amazon of Dahomey - I was best fitting uniform ho ever wore. Tho tainment, and tho discussion was au ex and he was now nt his w its’ ends. at ull, should be a matter of lovo rather OR. JORDAN A CO , coinphnoiy hummed ia by tho enemy, epaulets hadn't arrived when tho day citing ouo. The decision of tho judges 1081 MsrketSL Est’d 1882. I "After pacing up aud down the room than finance. hut I cut my way out. for trying on occurred, und onr fitter us to the winning sido produced grout a little whila to quiet his nerves and Y o u tig m en and m id d le i “ The condition iu his uncle's w ill Second Amazon of Dahomey— What? » — w need m en who a rt enflering told Grant, adding that ho was sorry, inerriineut on the part of about half the think of somo means by which the lost seemed unreasonable iu the extreme tc iTneludinc postage) to any part of the United * from the effects of youthful iudweretions or ex- l First Amazon of Dahomey—T hai’s but that ha would havo to come in audience, but the defeated disputants treasure could possibly bo found Air. him, but, after all, as a matter of fact, Btatcfl. C anada and M exico. can «, in maturer yw n , Nervuu, and Physical E W E E K L Y C H R O N IC L E , the brightest w hat I said. It took nerve, hut I did it. 1 D e b ili t y , Im p « » ,e a e y ,l < o .l M o a b o o d i again. Then Grant lundo a remark und their supporters took defeat good Brown searched through the same pock he did really want to get married if ho and T H most com plete W ee k ly New spaper In the in all it. complications; M p e rm n to rrh a ra , 1 1 just didn’t notice them anymore than which showed his great good senso, one I e r n . l a t . r r h o - a , U t m o r r h i e . , U le e t , , nutnredly, and after a musical number ets again, made, another trip to the post- coald only find his true mate, uud the w orld, print« re g u la rly 113 Colum n«, ur «lxteen if they weren’t (hero ut all.— Detroit 1 F r . q u e n e y o r IT rli.n « lis < , e tc . By a ‘ of iiis predominant characteristics. hud been rendered everybody was ready office, aud theuco to the place where he plan took definite form iu his mind dur pajpsa, of New«. L ite ra tu r e and General In fo r I combination of remedies, of great curative pow- , Journal er, tho Doctor ha» ■<> arranged his treatment ’ ‘There must he somebody here, ’ ho suid, for tho next thing on tho programme, had discovered liis loss, then went to ing the remaining six mouths of liis m ation; also a m ag n ificen t A g ric u ltu ra l and o rtic u ltu ra l D e p a rtm e n t. T h ia 1« one of the that it will not only afford immediate relief but . ‘who is about my build. Just put the which, according to custom, would be tho office of a morning newspaper and school life to devote as much of tho H greatest T ito P is e » t o P a d . perm w ent cure. The Dot tor does not claim to ’ d ep artm ents In an y paper on this coat on him nud tit tho epuulets that an extemporaneous speech by some one paid for the insertion of au advertise next 2 years as it required exclusive Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n 1« based on ex i perform miracles, hut is well-known to be a fair j and square Physician and Surgeon,pre-eminent ’ perience In the Coast States, not on Eastern w ay.’ And so it was done. “ —N ew York selected at tho time by tho soeioty on a ment offering a roward for the return ly to huutiug a wife. in his specially— I> l«e a H C H o f A le n . men’ s knowledge of th e ir ow n localities Times. M r p h I li e thoroughly eradicated front the subject given by the chairman. of his koys. “ When graduation was over and he system w ith o u t UNliig M e r c n r i i So just at this moment a young man K V K K Y M A N applying to o« w ill re “ Ho was just iu time to accompany had received his degroe Benson lost no SAM PLE COPY S E N T FREE. K Is Ile ts . ceive our honest opinion of Ids coin plaint. He w ill Guarantee a P08JTJ V S CUKE in Tho Into Air. Davis, the biggest book in the renr part of the house arose and', Airs. Brown home from tho entertain time iu undertaking his new self as every cate we undertake, or forfeit O ne ment, nnd ho told her that ho shonld signed task. He went about it deliber maker of bis tim e iu England, probably being recognized by the chair, said : T h e n a a n d D o lla r« . “ I desire to make a motion. We are probably not ho a bio to sleep a wink ately, however, and communicated hts Consultation F R E E and strictly private. laid tho largest bet over rocorded when CHA RQB9 VSR RRA SONA i b t. k T j re a t < »S* V * n a .i.ii/jiz (call* ho wagered $500,000 to $5,000 against honored tonight by tho presence of Mr. that night, hut as he entered tho house, purpose to no one. ly or by letter. Send for book. ment personally book. “ T h e F h llo a three horses owned by a Air. Clark uud Alexander Dolldenuing, a gentleman c i feeling in bis vest pocket for a match to loHoptiy o ------ f M a r r la c e / < “ The first five weeks were spent as merited distinction in an adjoining light a lamp, his finger touched tho the guest of a cousin who was promi fret. (A valuable ible book for men.) entered in tho Derby of 1898. T DR, J O R D A N S 1 ▼ I « I T ___ ______________ | Thcro is also a bet recorded of (450,- state, who is spending a few days iu missing keys. He had always thought nent in tho legal aud social circles of G r e a t M uReuni o f A n a to m y 000 to $150,000, the big amount being this vicinity as tho guest of his sister, ; of tlio hunch ns being too largo to fit iu Des Aloines. There ho met a score or the finest and largest Museum o f its kind in the world. Come and learn how wonderfully you laid by Lord Glasgow and tho smaller Mrs. Robert Clovermato. I should like his vest pocket aud so didn't look there more of highly accomplished aud thor are made; how to avoid sickness and disease. very much to hear from tho gentleman, for it. Ho had doubtless put it thero un oughly attractive young ladies, each of by Lord George Bentiuck, who lost. W e J\r*J?2^tijnpally.»addinft new specimens. CATA LOU OR ERRS. Cull or vvrlû. In 1885 a young lordling bet $15,000 and 1 believo that I oxpress tho wish of consciously whilo in the act of taking a whom treated him with kindliest cour IB ffl flOSI Market Street. San Francisco. Cal. to $150 that St. Simon, a very cele i this audience iu moving, as I now do, match from his pocket just nftor open tesy. Several of them satisfied every do- Tailor (to mother who is having u brated race horse, would win a race in I that ho bo requested to make tho extern- ing tho desk. maud of his intellect, aud he tried tc suit mudo for her la.y)— Do you want "This case strikes you as something placo his heart in as susceptible an atti j which but one other animal was to poraueous speech which come» at this the ulioulderN padded? i place on our programme.” T H E B IL L V IL L E CLARION. now only because yon aro not business start. Bt. Simon was so hot a favorite tude as possible, but it continued to be L ittle Boy— No, mamma; tell him (o H alf a dozen members were on their men with self locking desks, but I am 1 that 100 to 1 was laid on his ehnuco, pad the pants.—N ew York Bunday A F e w Ite m s o f In te r e s t C u lle d F r o m th e such odds, of course, being very unusual feet nt once to second the motiou, aud it persuaded that w hile I spoke of koys as inactive as ever, aud he came to Richardson county, Neb., to visit tt sis L o ca l C o lu ru u . Journal. T h e C h r o n ic le JtSntldlnY» J und meaning that there is hnrdly any watt carried with such a volume of voices yon were reminded of small pieces of ter and, so fur ns ho could, subject his T H E C H R O N IC L E runka w ith the « r e ite r i This is Friday. | betting beingdone. Thut lord, however, that Air. Dolldenuing was justified in farm machinery aud articles of house heart for a month at least to the fem news papers In the U n ited State«. Jli« Explanation. Yesterday was a fluo (lay. hold use whose disappearance was just inine charms of a rural district. As at actually bet li is $15,000 against a book- feeling flattered. M y p.trtunr (expected », you m oo , T H E C H R O N IC L E ha« nocqdalcm the Paelflo Things rather quiet in B illville. The chairman had been quietly in ns mysterious, tlio search for which Was hom ely but weulthy M I nh D. Cca«t. I t leads a ll In a b ility , enterprise and j muker’s $150 as coolly as if ho had Des Afoines, his intellect was iu several Auothcr baby up ut Jed Tausy's. Br*es. She wrote, “Have cuu^ht cold.” ' been accepting nnd not laying tro- formed that tho motion would bo made, was fully as long and disappointing, cases satisfied, but that was all. Poor old u ir l—getting old. Hocruy for Jed I T H E C IIR O N IC la E * 8 T e leg rap h ic Reports are ! mendous odds. St. Simon won iu a can- and was requested to give what tho iu- and tho finding of which occurred in 1« th a t why 1 lovo h e r) Woli—onll "He next pat iu three weeks at the th*v latest and most reliab le. Its L ocal New s the Onr w ife spent yesterduy ever in , ter, formant knew to bo the visitor’s pet I the most, uulooked for fashion soon aft fullest and nplciest, and Its E d ito ria ls fro m the home of a boyhood friend iu Denver, N ow , tho Pell« helped mo o u t o f the p lig h t West Elderberryvillo. idea as liis subject. Being assured that ■ or the search was aiiandoued. Tllnstra- J then two months visiting an aunt iii ablest pens In the country. W ith a fcirl who whs “ there for tho n ight.'* A F lu la h e d R eb u k e* Graiuhuu Hanks was 01 yenterday. T H E C H R O N IC L E has a lw a y s been, and al* no ill feeliug would follow nud that the i tions of tho truth for which I stand to- Some cousin, J thought, Cougratulatious, granny. Hon. Gcorgo Russell, iu his “ Recol sis-icty would hear something worth night are of common occurrence in tho ! Kan Francisco, front whiclt place he way» w ill be, the frien d and cham pion of the Whose dot wa» u ii a light— , came back to Atchison county, Mo., pet pi?, as against cum b in a i ions, cliques, cor Ono of tho Tweedy tw ins is quite lections aud C ollections,” tells tho fol- listening to, ho consented, and a ! A ir . 1 life of every individual, nnd I rely up- Soiuu conahi or uiece I low ing story of Jewett, tho famous Dolldcuuiug came forward his subject i on yonr personal experience to clinch where a brother-in-law lived, went next poration», or oppressions e . any k in d . I t w ill be (They*vo a dozen apiece)— tick with gyuiptoms of scarlet rash. hulependent In eve ry th in « , n eu tral In I consented w ith thought* Im polite. to Minneapolis, thence to Chicago, paid Alettsles aro iu B illville, T w oof Juke muster of B allici college: was nuuouuccd as "The Way to Find every point I make. an oft promised visit to an aged relative Frouty's children ure down w ith them. Y o u ’ll ox>'UMe ico Juet hero If I «weur— "Tho scene was tho master's own Anything Is to Quit Looking For I t .” ! “ The clerk whoso first n tn l constant ; in Pago county, Ia., made a trip to Bos T h a t g irl had meet gloriou« hair, They ure light. diniug room, aud tho moment that tho Ho had never been asked to speak on aim is to find favor in tlte eyes of his A nd eyea of tru e blno, ton, where ho remained several mouths, Indies had left tho room ouo of tho Bum Sharkey hits painted liis front his favorite theme to such a large audi- employer fails iu at least nine cases ont And her foot in • nhoe fence and is laying anew boardwalk be guests began a most outrageous conver enco before, and tt sm ile of geuuiuo sat- ' of ten until he quits looking for favor spent nine weeks in Indiana and con N o Nprlto e’or Attem pted to wear. fore his liouse. That's right, Bam. sation. Every one sat flabbergasted. isfaction played upon h is face as ho be and begins with self forgetful singl -ness tinued to go from place to place in this But Iteauly wan not iu iny line. way, always making u most welcome Elder Tweak w ill preach at the Aleth- Tho master winced with annoyance, aud gan. ‘T whh gold th a t I wanted, in fine, of purpose and concentration of effort- to ediat church next Sunday. Those who then, liending down the table toward And I acted ihe bear “ Fivo years eg o ,” said he, "m y | bring ubout results in dollars a tn l cents visit to some special friend or relative Showino the United States, Domlsloe A« fa r oh man dare have heard him say he is line. Wel the offeuder, said ill his shrillest tone, danghter Ada, who was a schoolgirl 12 , 0 h l . . . . p h . , , , T „ . of Canada and Northern Mixiei 1 When bi« p artn er i« poor— come, elder. ’Shall wo continuo this conversation in years of ego, camo down to breakfast favor with hts employer of any I ever , weeks to three month”' O N O N K H II> K . Y«xa, I actad the h io r Dave Tempy treated his w ife to a new the drawing room?’ and roso from his one morning t w ithout tho glusses W ith that r o jj tin ted beauty of mine. glasses she knew was the ouo who exorcised tho ties and formed th acquaintance—a three ply ingrain parlor carpet hist week chair. It was really n stroke of gonitis finds it necessary to wear all tho time greatest care to anticipate tho every And not t .ll thi« moment, from you, very pleasant acquaintance, too—of 288 O N T H K O T H K R 8 ID K , Have I learned w hat would wabo a aa»>t mid a new sofa. Wish wo could do the thus both to terminate uud to rebuke when studying aud remarked that she i wish and thought of his employer, af- n « <«.t (h e 9 1 a * sume by our wife. bine-- tlio impropriety w ithout violating tho bad cvidcutly mislaid them, as they ways endeavoring to pleaso him, nnd marriageable young ladies, 27 of whom W n e a n k l y 8 2 C h a r o n ic le f . r O ne v . . r , he had really tried to love, hut tryiua T h a t 1 dumped that cotillon Uncle B illy Hendricks wns 85 yester decorum duo from host to guest." postage ? r r p a l l « a i a a ; a a 4 r a | ' ' - could nut he found in her room. the man with whom this same employer W ith u g irl w orth m m illion failed and now, nine days from tli^ day und celebrated the day by walking "A fter breakfast she looked for them wns at all times ready to intrust ntty in ADDBean And thought th a t aho hadn’t a eou. G la d s td iis and Ir e la n d . over to FokeviUe, six m iles from here. M. n . d e Y o i r v a , In tho diniug room, where the family terest, however g rent, rewarding him time lim it set by his uncle's w ill, it —Tom H a ll in New Y o rk Munday World. Only a stern sense of duty induced had spout tho previous evening. Aly accordingly, was the ono who was most was still true that he had never met the Go it w hile you’ni young, Uncle Billy. Proprietor S. F. CkronM a. BAN FRANC18ÜO, O A I. Will some of our fanner friends bring Mr. Gladstone iu his seventy-seventh wifo soon joined in tho search, uud ns thoroughly iudifferent as to tho show lady whom any financial consideration A whale of 50 tons weight exerts 145 l»rse,«>wer iu swimming 12 miles an us a cord of w ell scMoued hickory wotxl year to endeavor to bring nbout tho pa tho lim o approoclied for Ada io start to ing he made iu tho presence of itig em X T 0’ “ brg0’ wonlJ iuclaco him to « Y ff> W iV ,W A V W M W iY W Y M W W A hour in return for a subscription toTlte Clar cification of Ireland. "I shall w in ," ho school I, too, began looking for tho ployer. “ He gave up. allowed the other heir suid when he appealed to the country, much wanted glasses. ion? A fair exchange is no robbery. c t y l i s m . R E L IA B L E i “ The same truth applies evpn with A R TIS T IC -». . i Ye editor w ill bo 41 years old next “ or bo hunted out of public life." T h e p u b lic ’Tlio kitchen nnd tlio parlor were also more emphatic force to finding bnppi »o «jnie into possession of the money R ecoiem enJril b y Leodlng » schools tench «1- Monday. On our last birthday wo re "W hat do you ihink of Air. Gladstono gone over carefully, and each one of us ness. Did it ever occur to you that tho which might have been his, and cheer b r t i i m . k , , , a “ a most rverv know n ceived tiie g ift o f a barrel o f flour nnd now?" usked a Liberal Al. P. of Mr. at different times went to tho g irl’s individual who makes the most direct fully applied himself to business, firm Th«y ' b ra n c h of study two bums trout iippus-iativo citizens of Healy at tho closo of Mr Gladstone's room, thinking porbaps they were there effort to be happy usually wears tho ly revivin g that if he ever married ho but th e one most speech introducing home rule. "I iu some obscure place, nud every time longest face in the eounnnnity, w hilo should meet the woman by chance or the town in which we then lived. im p o it .n t branch o f a ll. W h at docs Gur w ife's grandmother deceased in tlii.ik ," replied Mr Healy, “ tlmt ho one of us failed to find them in Ada’s the one whose days are filled with use I rnvidcnce uud not by going out to find it pro fit your son Indiana lust week, aged «0 years, II has elected to be crucified for Ireland." room or anywhere else tho dining room fulness uud nights with sound sleep n BAZAR, I i f h r has an intel mouths, 1 week anil 8 days. Hud she — Birmingham (England) Post. i ’ ’ /tor* ttftcr ‘he fortune lias,, was given another going over Even comes up smiling at every turn ia the lect lik e a N ew to n , and is m e n ta lly an lived eight mouths, two weeks and four the front porch and the back steps and road which leads to the valley of con ed to tbo other heir Benson wus driving A d m ira l C rich to n , T h e A g e n t N ia g a ra . days longer she would have been VI. I across the couutry on a matter of busi the stairway were searched for the m iss tented old age? i f h r has a weak Tho truth of tho adage ubont constant ing article, nnd the girl went to school Our wife did not go on to the interm ent "The man who spends $30 a week in uess when ho was caught in a severe and p u ny body 'Uiles frolu ‘he ‘own iu Aunt June Poole has just completed dripping wearing away u stout- is strik firmly convinced that tho house bad uu effort to find happiness is, so far as W M dr ^ r “ ! and not t h r r r mutest idea o f a quilt containing 2,840 pieces. The de- ingly illustrated in the fact that tlio been entered in some mysterious way by uiy observation goes, exceedingly inisnr- which ho had settled aud turned into a how to ra te for stgu is of her Own get up, aud it is a Niagara river has been 88,000 years thieves during the night and thut her ablo in comparison with the mail who A n^hv f s ( ro helt’>r There he met a his h e a lth ’ A cutting its channel 200 feet deep, 2,000 glasses were stolen. Aly w ife's sister, has only 80 cents to spend in that way. Miss Nettie Rosebud, who strangely dandy. Keep nt it, Aunt Jane. ___ hoy s h o u l d be the M c C all company , «. -------ta u g h t from the Mush and milk sociable in the Bap feet w ide and 7 miles long through solid who has a reputation for finding tbiuga, “ The most unhappy woman that I stirred up a veritable windstorm in his <33io 146 w. lei» s t ,.,i. rran y«rk 1: s t a r t t h a t his tist c b ttre h Monday night. Pnxtwds to reck. Evidence is conclusive that tho was to arrive on a morning train, and I ever kuew was a Mrs. Smith, whose en- heart before he had known her au hour, »HA MP| ore-f, v. . h e a lth is his m iMt go toward a double seatisl baby carriage falls were formerly Ht Queen,tone, seven assured Ada as she left that her aunt tire energy was devoted to having a and she wasn t dressed in her Bunday . p rrc lo n s endow ION 3« I Alar ket 5 1 ., San hrdaclsco. ! mrnt Withoat health, a ll t h r talent, all for the pastor’s twins, born threo weeks tniles below the preseut situation. It would soon discover the hiding pluee of good time. She was the child of wealthy b^mi eiH W' “ ‘h!i ° tber 288 girls had t h r g inns, aud a ll th r am b itio n in the n. He arranged to continue the ac ago. The cause is a gis>l one, aud it has has been proved that they havo not re the glasses. | purouts, received a finished education w o rld are worthies*. A boy should h r our beat wishes for its sun-ess. ceded more than one foot a year for the “ But the nuut declared positively to ami mniried a successful professional quaintance. which soon became a court ta u g h t th it success in any w a lk o f life that happ iness, uud life itself, an- d v p rn d rn t We would like to give advertising or last half a century. me at noon that they were not iu the man. whom she loved intensely and who ship, ami one year from that stormy up on hts ra re o f his h ealth W,tl* th® loT«’irst of suu job work in return for a ten gallon keg dining room aud said she had turned did all in his power to gratify her every sYm Wh>-n a m an fr rls that h r is tosmg his K fo la in . of new sorghum molasses. Would also everything upside down iu the girl's fleeting fancy. She employed a house shine outside aud tho prettiest of flow h e a lth and v igo r, w h en his cheeks no Tong Syunex—So yon loro Alisa Sugnr- be pleased to negotiate for a barrel of e r » lo w , his step is no longer elastic and room, goiug so far as to uiinuike her keeper who took all responsibility per ere witbm, having a heart as strangely ! U n g in e ,, M a g n in e I 'u b l li lr e J S; kuice? th e s p a rk le o f h e a lth ia no longer in his sauerkraut. We must eat to live. bed. one piece at a time, and all iu vain. taining to household offairs off" her peaceful now as it was turbulent on L o n i.ln . n - , u i i l „ l I ' „ed eyes, h r should w o rk less, rest m ore nnd Sweese— I do. Grnudpa Byler killed aud dressnl a •s i 1 «f.*"’ ‘■-•u • : " It seemed useless to look more, and Lauda and hired a competent nurse who v e..fOrl^ ’ 0CCi'8ion' Frank Benson led resort to th e lig h t re m e d y to restore his J "i». F.iivy Wurie. -! Syunex—Yon love her l-eeauae the the search v as nlaindoned, but as my 240 pouud hog all by him self lost Tues nlt" b o d ily v ig o r D r. P ie rre 's Golden Medical cared as an own mother for her baby. That' was7?b°'1 aaiiiFd r<fr thin msgvtne ’n*r*Y» £r¡ ! lily j day. Pretty gixsl for a man 88 years. love* you, and she lovee you because you w ife woe putliug dinner on the table the Mrs. Smith did no work. Her health That was 11 years ago. D ls ro v e ry ia a n a tu ra l m e d ic in e - -a a e ie n tif ten,,. 41,,, , ,hr, Mr, . g ic medicine. I t dues no v iolen ce to nature SS i'ukjcupt,„ Atu t laid on the shelf yet, are you, lovo her. Bahl That amounts to the dish of potatoes tilted a little to one was good, and she seldom found ituorvw- was a guest at their home, and a baD •T|>«o M«* k »af* 3; > nilu.lm, « b l, I t w o rk s w ith and not against nature It same thing as each of you hetug in lore side, and the glasses were found beneath graeddud '.-N ew York Bttudny World. pier one 1 never visited. Frank declare« sary to deny herself any pleasure that p ro m o te ! the n a tu ra l processes o f secretion CO., L* -a w tth yourself. — Boston Transcript S T m n ei 7 , h “ ‘ 1,0 h ’ S fo r a nd e a c rc tin n I t im p a r t* v ita lity and tho cloth, which it was then remember she craved. M lkSl.. N«w Voikkj < I t r 11 vet tun« o f M H a r b e lo r . p o w t r to th e w h o le system It gives so much as ouo moment al anv time a “ J"’“ THE M ed hail been turned kick the night be “ The girl friends w ith whom she Oawsna VM> I* r lews. p lu m p n rs a a nd c o lo r to the cheeks sparkle S ri* lo i,6 W ,. A girl may be ns pretty as a pieturs had bveu brought up considered her since be met N ettie the 1«« of that sum • vL i...... r” w ’ " ia to th e e re a , steadiness to th e netves. Here is a recent bill of fare of a Daw fore for me to write on the table aud yet be bung iu a bad light. I urn sure he s tre n g th to th e m uscles a nd t h r a n im a tio n “ I believe, my friends, that every very fortntiato indeed, but her heart \\ omen lore babies so much because son City restauraut: Coffee or tea. 75 person in this bouse tonight call recall w ss filled to overflowing with bitter o f h e a lth to th e w h o le bo dy. I t m akes the cents a cup; pie, 73 cents a piece; por a p p e tite kee n and h e a rty . I t is the great I boy ilo u i scon* to care a hang. a“J >uy uot one, hut a number—j-erh.ips many ness, aud the more she surreiMicrsd her .h in i0“ 8 man' “ *• W4y blood m a k e r, fle .h h u ild e r an d n erve-to n ic Meat wonicu don’t know enough to ridge, $1 75 a plate, soup, $ | a plate; — instances similar to the case I have self to the pursuit of a good time th« ‘h‘»« te v e u a w ife , is to quit looking a n d restorative. M e d ic in e dealers sell it sandwiches, 75 ceuts each , steak, $8; a I”’ rgotists; most men know too much. a n d h ave a b s o lu te ly n o th in g else "Just portion of caudied fruit. $1; whisky, 30 related, in which the most diligent greater that bitterness became. Thus W h e n u woman doesn't know any as good.” Mr Dolldenuing took bis seat cents a glass; complete table d'hote searvh failed to locate a loaf article, and matters went on for a year, sn-i she renud after round of s p p l a u s e . - H ^ ** I was .dlu-ted with phuplrs and bo il, and thing about it. she tries to hide it by no sooner was the search given up than could stand it no longer. meal, half an ouuce of gold. running sores on lave and neck, writes got ert t FATtWT being very ,xiaitive. Burruss iu Omaha World Herald K W rit Esq of No s i. Cnttoway A it . Co!urn the article appeared ia the most uncx “ Sbo saw plainly that her housekeep law, Ohio I look l>r P irte e 's G o ld e n M edical nxsD-seot'’l I ^ rm “ ‘’ r'u .a ^ iii,' ss-rses Winn a girl begins to stody elocu pseted way. er nnd ber nurse were getting more that C a lla a r r la f o r iu a t la a . Disvuvei y in d Pleasant Pellets.' and seas cured.” . . . ---- - ( h oa a w ,.« fell tion. ah - ia uever liappy till she learns oreira m , r8B CJ,T • » o«» SPSC1AL “ I know ef a business man named was really desirable out of life than Smart. Mistress—Do you cull this spouge c o n m o n e M b c f in n iii« C o n « tip « tto n is th e < Io recite a dialect poem. Ktowu who went to bis office in haste was she. and the cause was apparent. IÍ1 5 « revxavoB aso«*- Shre-W hen y m post a letter, do Xoo a n d fir«t cause of tu«ny «eriou« dwease« and l i H. UT f.a o v A44r-w A man U«'«r uic-oiuplisbee anything cake? Why. it's as hard us it can be. it «Would a lw a y s be tre a te d w ith D r F ie rc e ’« ouo night on au errand, pulled his Her feeliug was so strong that shu want stick the stamp on yourself? * New Cook— Y et mum, that's the m u < h in ihe world until hts frituds be- , P te « *a n t P e lle t« u«ed in c onn ectio n w ith the bunch of keys from the ltft hand pock ed to become both housekeeper and He—Certainly. “ P ’«€overy ” The«e are th e m oM p e rfec t gin to call h:ui a crauL— New York way a apouge it before it's w et Soak it et of his pautalixins, where bo is iu the 1 nurse at once, and it required s deter- • She— I always stick it cu the oa l« x « ltv c « «nd p e iu ia n c o tly cure. in yonr lea, tnurn. —Towu aud Couutry Frcss. iA i « M Preitnx,. w » S H k v f . 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