The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921, February 17, 1899, Image 4

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Lejcune, the brilliant aid do-cutnp
of the Marshals Berthior, D ivout nud
i Oudiuot, gives a vary interesting uo-
oouut of his first achievement on tho
field of battle. The French army was
crossing the Alps and found itself com­
pelled to attack at u great disadvantage
a town which the Austrians were de­ *
fending.
Young Lajeune, who was anxioua to * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
participate in the engagement, w ai
greatly disappointed when lie was or-
, dured to remuiu at his post in tile rear.
T H E C O U R T JE S T E R .
T h . F e .t h e r .i l Hobo.
When tho firing began, his heart beat
“ Did you ever know thut the English
furiously, and us the attack progressed
A P ra c tic a l J o k . T h a t W i l l g a m m e r.
A re prepared from Na-
he felt that lie could not remain passive sparrow is a tramp,” asked Depot Su­
P la je d on C a rd in a l W o I mj .
perintendent
Sanford
the
other
day.
,
tu re’s mild laxatives, and
w hile his fellow soldiers were perform­
Amelia
Wofford
tells
of
"The
Court
‘Well, he is, and the worst kind of a |
ing deeds of valor.
while gentle are reliable
Jesters of Euglapd” in St. Nicholas.
Believing him self unnoticed, be hur­ ‘hobo. ’ Recently I have seen u flock of , The following is related of King Heury
and
efficient. They
ried forward, forgetting that the sol­ them fly from under the pilot of one lo- j
VIII's jester:
dier’s first duty is obedience, and just comotive to the pilot of an outgoing lo­
Sommers, like Scogan, liked a prac­
where tho fray seemed to he thickest he comotive, and in that way they travel ,
tical joke, aud one that ho played ou
found himself faco to face with his com I aver the country.
“ Sharp? Well I should say so. It’s Cardinal Wolsey is thus quaiutly told
Cure Sick Headache, Bib
maudiug officer. Tho general looked at
!
the
brightest bird I know of, as I havo ; by Arrniu:
the rash young soldier coldly.
iousness,
Sour Stomach,
“ Of a time appointed the king diued
“ Since yon have quitted yonr post," maintained for a long time. ”
and
Constipation.
Sold
•t
Windsor,
iu
the
chappel
yard
ut
Car-
Mr. Sunford was in dead earnest, and
he said, "you may take this order und
iliuull Wolsey's at tho same time when
everywhere, 25c. per box.
recall that company that has gouo into the reporter went out to look for him-
Prepared by C.I.Hood Co.,LoweU,Msss
I self at these “ tramp” sparrows. As he he was buildiug thut admirable work
a bad positiou. ”
Lejouuo heard tho order w ith a stood under the sheds at the union depot of liis tombe, at whose gate stood a
strange sensation, for this was an er i a big Missouri Pacific engine came number of poore people, to be served
rand from which ho was not likely to along pulling in slowly from its long with alms when dinuer was dono with-
return alive. There was no escape, how­ trip from St. liouis. No sooner had the iu, aud as W ill passed by they suluted
ever, and touching his cup ho started on train come to a standstill until nut him, taking him for a worthy person
his perilous mission w ith a quaking from under tho pilot of the locomotive age, which pleasod him. Iu ho comes,
bopped a dozen English sparrows. They i.ud finding the king at dinner nnd the
heart.
For some distanco he crept along be­ looked around us if to get their bear­ lurdinall by attending, to disgrace him
hind a pile of rocks thut protected him ings, and then made straight for the thut ho never loved, Harry, sayes bee,
CRr‘P ‘“ ‘ «»'ted this section Herman H. E vclo r.o fS u W. Main St
from tho fire of tho enemy, hut at last pilot of a Burlington engine. They dis­ lend me £10. What to doe? saies the
Jefferson, Mo a well known contractor and builder, was one of the victims anil
this shelter camo to an end. Before him appeared, and remained there until the king. To pay three or foure of the car-
he l as since been troubled with the after-effects o f the disease A year avo 1 s
dinuH’s creditors, quoth hee, to whom
there remained 100 steps to be taken : train pulled out
is a i m ^ m ^ d e . “ He“ ^
° b'it{Cd * discoutinuc * ° ' k' That he lives to-day
Sure enough the English sparrow is my word is past, aud they are now come
under the fire of 300 guns pointed
straight at him.
a tramp. Evidently they are sharp for the money. That thou sbalt, Will,
° f the
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To go forward was, ba believed, cer- I enough to know they w ill bo transport­ quoth lieu. Creditors of mine? saies the
tain death. To go bock would bo eter­ ed over the country without exertion. curdinull. lie give yonr grace my hean
friends
nal disgrace. Tho whole urmy Boomed It may be that they enjoy the rapidly if uuy man can justly aske me a penny.
X s7 * ? ? • for Pi*lc Feople " tobed in “
Louts^apei and affer
like an amphitheater around him. moving engine, at least it evidently No, saies W ill. Lend me £10. If I pay
investigation, decided to give them a trial.
4 1
Should ho prove him self a coward or a pleases them to take a free ride. — Kuu- it not where thou owest it, lie give thee
,, . ;i^ftCr usinK .tlle first box 1 felt wonderfully relieved and was satisfied that
Or
p o tla f« P a K ,
' £30 for it. Duo so, saies the king. That
hero?
sas City Times.
™d “
1 b“ « K • - » —
I w ill, my liege, saies thee cardinall,
“ If I d ie ,” thought ho, “ it w ill be
: though I owe nono. With that ho lends
lla r u a W o n th o D in n e r.
only the Just penulty of my disobedi­
“ ^ ft.Cr tUk‘."b' f? ‘!r boxes of
Williams1 Pink Pills for Pale People I am
ence; if I accomplish my mission, I
,r f n. r tO K°°i1
°°? hcaIth-
"calth- V*®1
\ {ccl Iike ft
a "ew raan'
"“W. a,ld
alld having the will and energy
There is a story told of Robert Burns W ill £10. W ill goes to the gate, dis­
of my former
days
a H
nt« caPable of *_____
a . - - . . ® .
"
1
shall havo proved that I am worthy yet In bis youth. Bums was living in the tributes it to tho pooro aud brought the
creased
ambition”
7 ’ return
retUrncd>
1 t a,n
t«nsacti,ig
my . business
with m-
creased ambition.
to fight in tho emperor's army. ”
town of Ayr and, though still young, empty bag. Tbero is thy bag agaiue,
Mj' Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People are a wonderful medicine and anv-
So thinking, ho rushod across tho had attained more than a local reputa­ saies hee. Thy creditors are satisfied,
.ific.”r',,g fr° m the aftcr-effccU o f the KriP will find that these pills arc the
open space amid a storm of cannon balls tion as a poet. One day he was passing und my word out of danger. Who re­
und musket shot. N ot ouo of tho mes­ through the main street of tho town and ceived, saies the king, the brewer or
Mr. Eveler will gladly answer any inquiry regarding fins ffsU aip'is enclosed
Greatest Weekly in the Country,
sengers of death touched him, nud as if saw two strangers sitting at one of the the baker? Neyther, Harry, saies W ill
From Cole County Democrat, Jefferson City, Mo.
1 en<-lo3ed-
by a miracle ho arrived safo and sound inn windows. With idle curiosity ho Sommers. But, cardinall, answer me in
in tho French lines. Tho delivery of stopped to look at them. Seeing him ouo thing, to whom dost thou owe thy
i ro w
L IL L IÄ M S '
that order saved tho battalion and de­ aud thinking that tho rustic might af­ soule? To God, quoth hee. To whom
(In c lu d in g i>osta#e) to any p a r t of the U nited
cided tho destiny of the young officer.
V \ i N K ■’ S . / i
ford them some aniusemeut while wait­ thy wealth? To the pooro, saies hee. States,
C anada and M exico.
ing, the strangers called him in aud Take thy forfeit, Harry, sates the foolo.
T H E W lfiKKLaY C H R O N IC L E , the brightest
J J IL L S
S •
S lc o lflc a n c o o f th o Noso.
asked him to dine with them. Burns | Op«" confession, open pennanco. His and most complete W ee k ly N ew sp aper In tho
f o r
i
The nose, the form of which regulates readily accepted the invitation and head is thine, for to the poore at tho w orld, prints re<ulnu*ly 112 Colum ns, or sixteen
the beauty of tho other features, is by proved a merry, entertaining guest.
ALE
guto I paid his debt, which hee yields poatea. of News, L ite ra tu re nnd G eneral In fo r ­
m ation: also a m a<nltice nt A g ric u ltu ra l and
no means inaccessible to higher culture,
When dinner was nearly finished, tho is due, or if thy stony heart w ill not H o rtic u ltu ra l D e p a rtm e n t. T h ia la one of th *
E O P L E
a
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for wo havo it on tho authority of a strangers suggested that each should yield it so, save thy head by denying greatest dep artm ents in an y paper on thia
Gorman physician that it is beyoud dis­ try his band at versemaking aud that thy word nud lend it luee. Thou know- Coast. E v e r y th in * w ritte n la based on ex­
Io n ic
pute that during half of au individual tho one who failed to wTite a rhyme est I am poore aud liavo neyther wealth perience in the Cuast States, not on Eastern
human life tho uoso is capable of re­ should pay for tho dinner. They felt se­ nor wit, aud what thou lendost to the men's knowledge of th e ir ow n localities.
ceiving n moro uoblo form. The train­ cure iu tlio challenge, believing that pooro God w ill pay thee tenfold. * * * SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE.
ing of the individual, tho culture of liis their rustic guest would pay for tho Tlla king fought at tho jest, and so did
intellect anil character, has a very con­ meal. The rhymes wero written, and tbo cardinall for a shew, but it grioved
siderable infiueiice not only on tho ox- Burna read the following: “ I, Johnny him to jest away £10 so.
pression oi ^fcli© face iu^gcuural, but also ; Peep, saw two sheep; two sheep saw
ou tho bodily nature of tho uoso. The mo. H
Half
a lf a
n crown apiece
npieco w ill pay for D O N ’T TA LK OF YOUR ILLS.
characteristics of tho various shapes of their fleece, nnd I, Johnny Beep, go
W AN rr.I>— .«K V Kitki. TKIMTWOltTM Y PERSON?» IN
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A F r e n c h b u u i a u ' i F u n e r a l.
Uoso, ncoordiug to physiognomy, are us free.” The strangers’ astonishment was People A re M o re In te re s te d I n th e Plea«
Ib is state to nmt aue o u r hiihiniNS io t li e ir ow n
co u n ties. It i - iiiiiin lx t fliee w ork
a n t Side o f Life«
follow s: Tlio small, flat nose found great, and they both exclaimed: "Who
The B ails correspoudeut of the Lon- c h o i k n ! d iit’Nrby
u cted at hom e. H i l a n
M iH iu b t $900 n . S o m r th ln g A b o u t T lie ir Metli<»da o f F e e d ­
among women and called tho soubrette aro you? You must be Robbie Burns!”
il u Tdegraph, writing of a funeral re­ \ v i.r a n d c x i x h i n c »— d e flu ite , ho iiatld e, no inore j
in g , as O b served a t th e A q u a r lu iu .
."E very one of us has his aud her
no Ie«M » alar> . M o n th ly >. '» lù ie ie m e. Ko ;
cently held iu un interior C . u of clone
own ailm ents,” writes Edward W. Bok
It is rosy to observe at thn aqnarium noso, wheu occurring w ith an other­ —N ew Custle (England) Chronicle.
h e li Htlilrcbsetl stm nia-d en v elop e, U e rb e it
Frauce, says the dead woman I; * been E. Ilesa , P re s t., h e p t. M. C h icago
iu The Ladies' Home Journal, decrying
the babils of fish iu feeding. Bonio are w ise ugreeahlo and fortuuato build of
iu easy circumstances und had long been
A U ls ra a rck llen iiu iscen ce.
the unpleasant habit many people have
1 sluggish, sonio are flereo und some aro features, indicates a certain gracious
Isiset by tbo odd umbitiou to be buried
Professor Aegidi, who was for many i of discussing their bodily ills. “ It is
sly. Tho trout are fed on live killies. nud cheerful naivete combined with an
iu pomp aud splendor und with the ao-
Tho killies when thrown into tho tauk iueousiderato curiosity. Such u nose years the chief of the press bureau, uu enough for ns all to keep well ourselves
You
cnmpoillmeilt of a large crowd. With
seatter iu all directions, with tlio trout seldom is possessed by men, nnd wheu der Prince Bismarck, has published the To be compelled to listen to the ail­
be cured < after them like chain lightning, twist it is it douotes nn individuality char­ follow ing reminiscence of Prince B is­ ments of others does not mako that task
th is cud in view she bequeathed to her
I f you suffer from any o f the
principal tenant, u steady going green­
ing nnd turniug with marvelous celeri­ acterized by weukness and deficient sa­ marck and the ezar, Alexander II: “ Be­ any easier. Besides all this, these un­
alls of men, come to the oldest
T h e C K r e n lc ie U u llM In T #
grocer, the greater part of her fortune,
Specialist on the Pacific Coast,
ty. Tbo killies double, the trout dart gacity. A nose thick aud flat is au un­ fore the outbreak of tbe Franco-German necessary narratives of personal ail­
T H E C H R O N IC L E ra n k * w ith the greatest
consisting of about #15,OUO, ou the ex­
OR. JORDAN A CO ,
after them. R ising to u bunch of k il­ favorable feature w ith meu :u well as war the ezar was with King William ments aro positively injurious to onr- newspaper* in the U n ite d S tate*.
k 10 5 1 Market St
fcit d 1852.
press condition that she should bo in ­
lies nt tho top, the trout fairly mnko w ith women, usually sign ifyin g that at Eins. They wero together ono even­ selvea Physicians all agree that many
T H E C H R O N IC L E ha* no equal an th * Paelflo
V o u m m e n and m id d le
terred in state, tho bourse being drawn
tho water fly. They jump almost, if not the character is predominated by mate­ ing, and Prince Bismarck was standing of the slight illuesses, of which some Cnaat. I t leads a ll in a b ility , en terp rte* and
— —
«Mfcd m e n who ate suffering
rial
and
sensual
instincts,
w
h
ile
a
turn­
ne-w*.
by six horses caparisoned im the trap­
from the effects ot youthful indiscretion* or e x - | I
people
make
so
much,
could
be
cured
if
at
the
other
end
of
the
room
anxiously
quito, clear out of it, us if they were
cesses in maturer years. Nerv<<u* and I ’hydcal
T H E C H R O N IC L E 'S T ele g ra p h ic R e p o rt* ara
pings of woo, with nil tho nan" adjuncts
turning Romersnults, and down they go ed up nose, w ith w ide nostrils, bespeaks watching tho czar, whose more or less they would but take their minds from tlw* latest and most reliab le. I t * L ocal N e w * th *
D e b i l i t y ,ln a p « »te u c y ,!.«»•* M is n h o o d i I
a vain, puffed up disposition. Especial­ friendly attitude toward Prussia’s poli­ themselves. Too many people work fuCiebt and aplciest, and I t * E d ito r ia l* fro m tho
to match. Not ccuteut with this pre­
in all u-icuiii|ilic.»tions; N|>criiintori'lt<FA,
in
again
and
on
after
the
killies.
It
Is
P r o a t M t o r r liM ’« , ( h u i o r r h i r n , <4 le e I , , |
caution, tho worthy dame, when she
a dashing, slashing, crashing pursuit, ly wide nostrils aro signs of strength, cy was a matter of very great impor­ themselves into illnesses or prevent • blent pens In the country.
l ’ re«iU( «c,T « r I T r l n n l l n * , e tc . By u '
rombuiaiiiHi of remedies, ot great curative pow- , |
T H E C H R O N IC L E h a* alw ay s been, and a l­
perceived that her end was nigh, left
themselves from getting well by talking
aud
iu ubout half a minute the killies courage nud pride; small nostrils, of tance.
er, the lXwtor has go an.uiged his treatment 1
ways w ill be, the friend and cham pion of th *
wcakuess and tim idity. Noses largo iu
legacies not. only to a variety of chari­
“ Suddenly the czar’s big dog, which about n petty ailment which, if forgot­ pecple,
aro all gone.
that it wilt net only afford immediate relief hilt . |
an agalnat com bination*, cliques, cor­
¡lernitnent cure. The 1 hx tor does not claim to '
table institution* but also to the fire­
Tho piekerel— how different! How every respect aro fouud mostly among had been lying silent under its master’s ten, would right itself.
poration». or oppression* < any kin d . I t w ill bo
I |>erforiit miracle*, hut it well-known to be a fair < |
meu
uud
are
masculine
attributes.—
men of tho place, to tho local baud aud
chair,
roso,
prowled
about
the
room,
Independent
In e ve ry th in g , n e u tra l In nothing.
I
w
ill
not
sny
that
women,
more
silent, aud y et how sudden I The killie
aud squaie Physician and Surgeon, LMe-eminent
New York Ledger.
lo the gymnastic clubs of the district.
in hi* s p e c ia lty - IH acttM g'H o f M e a t.
, I dropped
stopped before Prince Bismarck, looked than meu, aro prone to this evil, but
iu
above
darts
downward
My p it 1 1 la tliorouclil v ertidlciitod from the
All these societies were, of course,
at him, wagged its tail affectionately as tho majority of women havo more |
through the water. N ot pursued, it
aysteiu w ith o u t usinif M e r e tir .s •
, I
C o rk Legs W e r o S ca ro *.
K V K M Y .H A N it|>plvh'K 1« us w ill r * . I
represented with becoming gratitude at
and licked the hand he held out toward leisnro than tho majority of men they
slow down nnd baits iu tho middle of
reive oilr h> eterf npln¡on of hie com plaint.
i
Ono
day
iu
1880
Senator
Hampton
the obsequies. which iu scrupulous ac­
We wilUhiarantee a I'OSITIVE CIHKin I 1 tho tauk to rest nud to recover its equn- I
it. The czar, who had attentively- are more likely to let their minds dwell
every caee we vudertake, or /urfeil (Iu ® ,
was going ou his erutchus from tho sen­
cordance with the wishes of the de­
T b e n a a n d H o lla ™ .
I ' uim ity after its recent disturbing expe ate chamber to the house of representa­ watched its movements, called out to upon every little ill that assails them
ceased beni fuctress of the lucky green­
Prince Bismarck at this moment, ’You aud talk about it. It seems to mo that
.
Consultation i'U E F . and s tin tly private,
i
rieuce of being removed from its homo
VF.RV RKASONARLK. Treat- < ' in tho live food tank, carried aboat iu tives. Iu tho middle of tho big rotunda see, the dog knows his master's one of tho most important lessons we
grocer and tho charitable aud other iu- j CHARQSa
ntent personally or by letter. Send for bonk, A
Ntitutious, were ou a magnificent and,
I can all learn with the close of the year Showing the Ualled States, Deaialea
“ T h o PhlioM ophy o f M a r t ia « r ,U 9
a galvanized irou tray, and A n ally' he met a very largo man, also on crutch­ friends. ’ ”
es. Ho was a member of congress from
free. (A valuable book for men.)
of Canada and Narthern M jk I o )
iudeed, colossal scale, seeing that up­
Priuco Bismarck, who fold Aegidi i is to refrain from inflicting upou others
dropped
into
auothcr
tank
as
food
for
TINIT DB. JORDANW
▼ other Ashes.
o s r O N K B ID R .
Illinois, a Republican, whose name I this story, added: "I felt rclioved. That what is purely personal to ourselves.
ward of (1,1)00 persons belonging to ull
G r e a t A lu a e iim o f A n a t o m y i
classes of roeiety follow«d lu r mortal
At a little distanco is observed the cannot now recall. Hampton stopped was a historical momrut for our poli­ Let us cease this tiresome, this incon­
the finest and largest Museum of its kind in the
remains to their last resting place.
world. Come and learn llOW wou.leifullv you I
siderate, this unnecessary talk about our
pickerel. It lias come up silently, like a him aud kindly asked his uame aud cy-’’— Berlin Cor. Loudon Standard.
ON T H E O T H R R B I HR.
• r e made; how to avoid sickness and disease.
ailment* Cold aud hard as it may
long, slender, little steamer moving how ho had received his injury. After
W e are continually adding new siteiinieiia.
giving
his
name
tho
congressman
said
H r . , I I n 11,« B ao a,
W
e
e
k , O h r n a lc le f a r O a e T e a r ,
VA TA LOU I K t'RKS Call or writ.«.
T
h
e
R
u
H
la
a
W
o
lf
H
o
n
n
d
.
seem, tho fact is nevertheless true, nnd
deail slow. It comes to a halt so smooth­
e e . t a g . p r e > a la o n m a p a n d > a * e v .
1051 Market Street. San Francisco. Cal.
1
Employer (irascibly)—Uoufonnd that
Karoff Russia, whero winters are to w ill ever remain so, that tho vast ma
ly und quietly that the instant of its amputation was necessary by reason of
amiBEAS
boy! He's never arouud when ho is
halt is not noticed. It is sim ply seen to a shot he had received iu a fight with severe thut but for a few months in tho : jority of people are interested in what
M . n . <i- T r o r n r o ,
wauted.
he lying there, motionless, ubout six Hampton's cavalry. Ho did not dream eutire year are the fields free from snow, | is pleasant in our lives, but not in what
Proprietor 8. F. C b ro nkO *
he was talking to Wade Hampton him ­ is the home of a breed of dogs known is unpleasant. Pains and sorrows are
Glerk— I think it must bo hereditary
iuahea from the killie.
BAN rRA K C lSC O . C A I.
H o w G e n e ra l H u r t W as T r ic k e d .
w ith him, sir. His father is u police
A ll is pcaco aud quiet In tho tank, self. “ I am Wade Hampton," said the there as the Borzoi, or Psovoi. The elements in our lives which aro sacred
m an.—Naw York Truth.
One day when General Andrew S. nnd the k illie still balances itself in the senator. " If you have the loisure, please dogs aro grand in aspect, with long, and interesting only to ourselves. ”
Hurt wax lieutenant oulunel of the Suv- water and rests. Suddenly, w ith no ap­ sit down and let ns talk. ” Hampton flowing coats of silken texture that de­
£ T Y L I S H . R l-I I A H
ttituenth United Staten infantry Cap* parent exertiou of power, tho piekerel had lost his leg after the war, when fy the terriblo cold, aud they are bnilt
Von M o ltk e .
artistic
T h in k o f liv ,
lulu Charles A. Booth, then a lii uten
darts forward. Tho movement is so snd throwu from a mule w hile deer hunt­ on lines that speak volumes for the an­ i
M"1,ke
WM
originally
an
officer
• Recommended by L
ititr a y ea r or
ing. The amputation was identical with tiquity of their origin. In this country
aut,
met
him
on
tho
rillo
range.
den
that
it
is
not
realised
that
the
piek­
;
Ü
r«
*«
m *lie r*.
In
the
Danish
army.
At
tbe
age
of
»
~— 7 ^ ^ tw o artet mtu
•h e y A lw * y *
Lieutenant Booth wna aliiMiting, nrd erel has moved until it is seen iu its that of tho congressman, aud they fell they are kuowu as Russian w olf honuds. years he was entered as a royal cadot—
is dead ; dead
a-talking.
Up
to
that
time
neither
had
to a ll p ra ctic al in ­ ho "calle<r* each idiot ax lie tired, w ith ­ new position. The killie is gone. It is
England is the country that has per- i. c., he was to be educated ut tbe ex­
te n t* an ti purpoaca, —
out waiting for the murkera to signal now in the pickerel's interior, and prob fouud a cork leg he could weur, and hup« dono most for tho breed. Some 15 pense of tbe king, Frederick VI, in the
, w ith the auto-
the result.
ably with only n very bnzy notion, if they discussed cork legs for a great years ago the Briton secured tho best Copeuhugeu Military academy — and
i o f d e a th in
while. They jiurted. after mutual pro­ that Russia had and bred them with
“ You’re a pretty good gneaser,*• said any at all, of how it got there.
rd on brow and
»"«ving taken his examinations, he wore
It a n d U p
the colonel. “ Why don't yon admit
The methods of tho trout nnd pieker­ fessions of esteem. Tho next morning I tlie exceeding judgmeut he displays in tlio Dauish uniform uutil lie, as a sub-
to u s a n d *
of
heard
the
congressman
tell
the
story
iu
Fou’re gUixsing when» those shots el are very different; their results, bow
such matterà He today possesses be- lieutenaut at tbe age of 27, petitioned
w o m en liv e for
land?"
ever, aro much the sam e.— New York the committee room, and there never youd questiou somo of the grandest liv- tho king for three years' leave to pro­
a year or tw o
w.ie
a
man
who
had
a
higher
regard
for
a fte r a ll help-
“ I'll bet you a l»ox of cigars," said Hun.
ing \\ lthin tho past few years, how­
Wade Hampton than he had. 1 believe ever. Germany has made most wonder­ ceed to the continent to study the mil­
f tt I a c a h a n d
the junior ollleer, “ that I can call 20
itary art, as he says in his petition, “ to
happincab have
Hampton later found u leg he could ful strides iu breeding these dog* and,
O n e W o m a n *. T r ia ls .
ahots in succession. “
be able ou his return to employ his ac
gone out o f
wear.
—Louisville
Courier
JouruaL
A
resident
of
Staten
Island
has
lately
“ Taken,“ aaid the old warrior.
t h e ir liv e s
together with the Briton, has brought quirements for the good of his country. "
W h e n a w om an
been viry much annoyed by some of the
Lieutenaut Booth tired.
them very rapidly to tbe fore.—Outing Tins petitiou was grauted, but the count
THE M c C all COMPANY.
I l r . t H I,i, D o w n .
becom e« hope­
“ Miss. “ he iiniiotiuced, and a red Pag urchins of tho neighborhood. She is a
»3810 |«sw l« lh S tr t» l. Hew York ;
also asked to be allowed to retain his
lessly lielpleaa
Two
Irishmen
were
eleaniug
a
w
in
­
a _
» Mt’R nyeit:** • e-d
A W o n d e r fu l M ap.
from the target told that th is was cor- great lov< r of nature and has on her
and
u n happy
hsA h,'"1! "V ,h ° k,U* rHfused »hi« be &
1 S
front piazza n number of potted plants dow In a tall buildiug To facilitate
ted .
ahv ia practlc-
__ » ,<>» 1 M a rk e t S t .. San l-ranclaco
The
ordnance
survey
map
of
England,
took
Ins
discharge
and
entered
the
Prus­
silly dead, T h e youn g w o m a n to w hom
Which have been cared for ell winter. their work they had stuek a board out which contaioa over 108, out) sheets, aud sian army, a recruit whom that organi-
Another t hot.
t l i r f u t ili* la a d ir a r y waste, th e young
“ M iss,” he declared. A third shot. At night, when everything is quiet, the of tbo window, aud Put stood un tbe eud which hns cost »1,000,000 a year for Btttiou b:i« every —
w ife w h o i* a helpleaa, n e rv o u * in v a lid ,
reason to bold iu eu-
th e m ot het w K
om bat>es are a hut den in “ Miss agaiu, “ he said. Fourth shot. boys cotue and manage to steul one or of it which was outsido aud Mike on 20 years to keep up to dato, is said to during memory.
at. ad <»f a M eaning, a ll these, unless they
two plants without discovery. One by the end inside to balance. Suddenly be the largest map in the world. The
“
Fourth
lu
iss.“
announced
Booth.
An
ta k e th e iia h t m eaM tre* V* recover th e ir
other shot. “ Mias," again saug out the one her choice flowers have disappeared, Pet abouted:
ecale varies from k n feet to oue eighth
»•»P« I . K xcomi L
h e a lth are b e tte r dead th a n liv in g .
In the
“ Moike, I've dropped me sponge.”
ami all hough she has watched for the
lieutenant.
m a jo r ity o f ease* these ghont« o f w om en
of an iuch to the mile. Tho details are
J * tbe
of nn enfant terrible
" T h ot’s all roight. I'll go down and
< we th e tr c o n d itio n to weakness am i d ia
who
lords
it
over the home of ■ poh t*
; B,,»h*‘»t Alsgsilnt P u b lilh e S £
“ Hold on then',“ put iu Colonel thieves they have never Isen caught.
eo minute that sheets haviug a scalo of
git
it.
”
ease o f th e d iM in c tfy fe m in in e organism
The
other
day
she
conceived
a
plan
I tlM ijim « R n u, i , „ | C c in r M P ’a t n . Ï-
Bnrt. “ What are you trying to do? I
25 turtles show every hedge, fouce, clan in this city, says tbo Toledo B?ado
F r e q u e n tly th e y have been deceived b y
U i t u P . t i o n * F . . l i 5;
When ho got to the street, ho found
thought you were going to tlru «1 the by which she saved her remaining
t h e in co rre c t diag nosis o f some obacury
w all, building and even every isolated The minister came to the house tlio otb
i ’ ll « . Y .IK » Work.
treesurrs. Tying a string to each flow­ Pnt in a heap ou tho sidewalk and ex­ tree in the country.
phyatciaa and do not a n d e ra ta n d the true target. ’’
¡
ï
‘<O
i'tr
"
*
ïi,'J
„
i ! k '*
I"” ” v » ï
l r « y«fom the kid en,W »i"ad b“n fo r ,
i 5 - ■ ’ ■I« IV. , . , ' '' ............... ... » h u i. • £ 5
n u tu re o f th e ir tro u b le
I t o n ly costs a
“ I'm trying to w in m y box of c i­ erpot, shecouuectrd tho ends with a claimed :
tw o c en t poatage » tam p fot a w om an to
“
Well,
w
ell,
how
did
ye«
git
down
hell iu the hall. That uight she waited
w ; ,K
^
x
fra w o fth e d a rt’ ^
gars," said Lieutenant liooth.
O n . O r O n lt ln u .
, '« c l„ n .t . PhKB »
2
, ÏJ
w r ite an d describe h e r c o n d itio n to l)r
“ Don't lire any more, “ said the colo- patiently for tbe alarm. At hut there here so quick, Pat? 1 ran all the way
H V. Pie ice, an e m in e n t and s k ilfu l special
" W h a t is your idea of a p o litic a l
!
THE
McCALL
t
o..
2s
fa t, for th ir t y yeata c h ie f consulting phys
Uel. “ They're yours.
Chiongo Jour- wge a tinkle and tbeu a rraeh. Rushing dowu, bat bedad yea bov beateu m e.''
:
'«"»s» .
economist?”
"You should not bo. " admonish,d tho
ic ia n to th e In v a lid s ’ H o te l and Surgical
out, «he saw a boy, apparently fright­
nal.
?V.W?AWW.»WW.WMWMM?!«
visitor, "for God takes core of 7
" W e ll,” replied Senator Sorghum re­ cry
In s titu te o f B uffalo, N Y
H e w ill answer
l i s t T im o .
whore. "
° l r° ° *»' |
ened out of hl« sense«, runuiug down
T iia < u u iM iln s v ill* S a*«.
tetters fkom a ilin g w o m e n w ith o u t chatire
flectively, "there's lots of different
“
Timo
is
precious.
”
remarked
the
the pntb. When be found the pot tied
H e is tlie d isc o v e rer o f D r P ierce's Fa
“ I know it. and I my ni_
kind* But my idea ot the genuine ar­
“ Iu the cas» of gutting married,"
v o r ite P re s c rip tio n , th e g reatest o f a ll
■ nd heard the bell ring, he dropped his minister.
«very nigh* bu, pop he
"
ticle
is
the
man
who
menage«
to
pat
by
said the Cumminsville sage, " it often
k n o w n m ed ic in e s for women.
I t a ct*
“ It is iudeca)." replied the man of
b od y and took to bis heeds. The boy es­
•e^ be den t get home till most morn’-
enough
w
hile
he
has
an
office
to
d ire c tly on th e d e lic a te organs concerned
uooun (bat they begin w ith tbe dessert,
tmaiues* 'aud I’ve wasted lots of it."
in m a te rn ity and m akes th e m strong,
tbe expense of getting it for another
follow it with a roost and find them* caped, but there lias I eea uo mere trou­
" B y indulging in fixillsh pleasure* 1
ble with flower thieve*.
h e a lth y nnd vigo ro us
I t banishes th e io*
selv e, in the soup at the tluish
Cin
tono. ” — Washington Star.
d isp o s itio n s o f th e a n x io u s p e rio d aud
suppose?" said the good man.
This
womau
is
very
fond
o
t
pets
of
Tablets said tooiotaia the "
ciuuati Enquirer
m a k e s b a b y ’s c o m in g easy and alm ost
" N o ," replied the other. "I lost it
all kiuds nud has a item tier about the
trated essence of win«" ,,«« coneen-
p a m l« *«
it c u r e * a ll d iso rd ers and dis
Eapa*. Ita.iBM*
oetAiaíñ i .
, u n rl witra r« m rr
»ale m Fraiu* Two of them co't „ '(•*
honor. One d *y , « b ile murketing, the by being punctual iu keeping uiy ap­
p la c e m e n ts and c h e c k * e x h a u s tin g d ra in s
"W hat doe» your father do. Iitti« j 3 BbUlittg.
■
A
n d e r n «i zsix
pointments with other*
Chicago
ihilliuI»* Biid w ' t i i _
saw
a
Iwnutifui
gaaireoek
aud
thought
‘ Prrvtou* lo motherhood my wife was very
.»••*»» 1«.™.« . . . rail
Micky tbe Moline— Wlieu »re we p
quarts of so calkd d è r a t’* 041“* th‘*#
gtrl?” asked the uew teacher
• tc k .” write» D ram a H Conuelly. h«q o f Cleat
it would make e novel sort o f pet. Bay N ew *
eníSr
,0* c’ rr 0T ” ■ wrciAt
ing ter work de .uuiuier resorts?
W ater. W right Co., M inn " Tw v bottle« of D»
"H e Is a conflagration ejector,” id
Ing
for
Iwr
flud,
she
bod
it
erut
.r*.
«’er.
T
.
»
I
m
sao’-ib
Pierce a Favorite Preacrtpdoa made het well
»» ab —
a — « n l ' i N a t fae firosvo» A
Burgling B ill— Not till late indeer.t
A wcnuui elway* credits aaotber the little girl from Boat««,
M m :
and attnng ”
C le a r did not say,
eon Giva de gutls a chance lor git ail hom«. Tbe bird arrived b« fore its m i. woman with having excellent judgment
• 'A w hat?"
Et tu. Bruta. ”
D r P ie rc e's P l-a a a n t P e lle t* ettrv bil-
tre«« ami was received by the cook, who I
E je w ttn esses of the
de
engagement
rings
dry
cau.—
New
" H e puts fires o u t
P h iladelph ia
io n a n e ** and conattpaUuM
U u c a duac.
chopped iff its head and prepared it for when they both dislike the tome person.
{ ^ ’ ba^ d . H
lu rk WorlX
N o rth American.
— Chicago N e w *
in »PC
—
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r e s u lt.
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