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£ent business conducted for M od erate P e e s . -
5 Rcml m odel, drawing or photo. Wo ad vise if
J natentablo free o f charge. Our fee n o t du o till
i patent I a secured. A P a m p h le t “ How
*tain Patent«.” w ith cost • ( sam e in th e V. B.
a n ! foreign coon tri ea sen t free. Address«
Makes T rou ble B e ta e e a Tw o
Old Oea Uoae.
"Ooo of tho liveliest brushes I have
wituesrMd since the opening of hostili-
tioa," said one of tho representatives at
the r»x?eut meeting of tho croilit ni.T..
"took place in a quiet New England
village of my stats. Both participant» i
bail passed their threescore years and
ten, hut were still vigorous in mind and
b.uiy, und especially vigorous in lan­
guage, for both had been followers of ;
the sea.
“ One of these old fellows espoused
the cause of Spain, declaring that she
had beeu jumped on because she was
little and that this country was playing
the part of a great big bully After they
had exchanged hot shots for a few min­
utes the champion of the government
got things to going his way by shouting
that the other fellow came honestly by
hit principles and was bred a traitor
" ' What do you nicur., you old
shrimp?' said the advocate of 8paiu.
" ‘Durin the war with Great Britain
the British entered the harbor aud
burned the town of New Loudon, didn’t
they'?'
" • 'Course they did. What of it?'
" ‘Why. somebody piloted 'em theie
aud when he come home his pockets was
r full of British gold, paid for his dirty
work, and his neighbors, hearing of
what he bad done, got ropes and inaile
him an eveuin call. He scudded by the j
back door aud never stopped till he got
to Bermuda, und he never imd the cheek
to come back
" 'Whin you tryin to git at?’
'• ‘That t’lere pilot was your grand-
pap, ’ sad it took a dcieu bystanders to
keep the two old sea dogs from clinch­
ing. ” —Detroit Free Press.
W h j H e K new I L
A certain English theatrical manac*»,
though iu other respects a thorough bawl
nets man, could neither read nor write,
but kept a private secretary, who bad
strict injunctions not to betray the se-
cret. One day the manager was dining
at the hotel when a gold watch was
rattled for. Each of the guests staked 3
shillings, wrote his name on a scrap of
paper, aud threw it into a hat. Our
umnager, when his tarn came to sign
bis name, pretended to write, rolled up
the blank piece oi paper and threw it
into the hat along with the rest. As
chance would have it. this very paper
was drawn. Great was tho astonishment
when it wan found to lie blank. But
B------, the low comedian, who was
present asked to have it shown to him,
and when lie had examined it carefully,
he gravely exclaimed: "That is our
manager's handwriting. 1 should know
it among a thousuudl” —Nuggeta
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CHECK NEEDED A STAMK
Mias Cecil Charles, the author and
writer, a Spanish-American, was one of Th s B rig h t G ir l Usd N « a L b a t fW » « OaSr
Ahead o f th e Tas,
(he first women to offer their servioea to
the Red Crosa society in a Cuban work.
Scene— A down town bank.
She speut a year or more iu Cuba, is
"W ill you cash that, please?"
proficient in the language and oonsidors
"Certainly, but i t require« a a taiu p ."
herself absolutely fever proof, having
"A what?”
lived much of her life in South Amer­
"A stamp, a bank check etam ^ U p ,
ica and gone through numerous yellow bore in the corner."
lever sieges these. Miss Charlea has
"Does it?"
bees an ardent worker for the cause of I "Y es.”
free Cuba for sevon years past, or sinco
" Well, why don't you pat it oaF*
the forming of the Cuban revolutionary
“ We are not the cues to pal it on.
party by Jose Marti, whose favorite pu­ The person who draws the check stamp«
pil she waa She hoa pleaded unceasing­ IL"
ly with tongue and pen in favor of Cu­
“ Wliat’s It for?”
ban independence. Now she says: "The
"It's a war tax. ”
"How funny I Does the government
i fight is nearly over. The construction
of the new republic is our work—a "trspect to carry on the war with my
' work that may be participated in by a poor little 2 aeutt?”
woman, I trust, without shame or
"Yes. with yours aud others.”
blame to her. " Miss Charles says she is
"But 1 haven't any stamp. I'va been
ready to go into the most infectious and ont of town and didn't know «boot tba
dangerous localities on the island if law . ’’
"It wuvn’t necessary to know it until
necessary. She is described as a young
woman of delicate build, with a mild you drew the check. ”
"How ridiculous 1 And yon won’t let
face and large, luminous eyes.
me have my money until 1 put a stamp
B irds on W om en's fis ts.
In the corner?”
"W e are obliged to in sist th a t th e tax
Again a bill has been introduced at
Albany providing, with a few excep­ be p a id ."
“ Supposing I give yon 2 contaF'
tions, that wild birds shall not be kill­
"That will do."
ed. Also no person is to expose for sale
"But I haven't 2 cent«"
or have in his or her possession or wear
"Perhaps you could borrow I t of
the wings, feathers or plumago of said
bird, the fino for violation of which somebody."
“ Perhaps I could— o f y o u .”
w ill be «25.
"A h a banker I couhln’t countenanca
Although the roasculino pronoun Is
allowed in the wording of tho bill, It is any such transaction. ’’
" Dear,dear, llovv ridiculously sertooa
a blow aimed directly at the feminin.
it is. Here, I have a car ticket. Yon
heart and vauity, both closely linked.
The Audubon society has gained sym ­ take it for 5 cents aud give ma 8 cents
pathizers among tb» men, it «rema, in change. Will you?"
"Yes."
its crusado against w earin g bird trim
Then she went away with a bright
luings on headgear.
To the women who have voluntarily smile. She bad cleared « fraction of a
renounced this worldly vanity the pass­ cent by calling the value of the ticket *■
ing of tho bill would mean nothing, un­ oents.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
less it might he a pleasant sensation of
W h a t I * A m oaat« T a ,
victory gained.
But to the average
ON SKA.
woman, whose heart sinks*-« the toes of
Lookout—I have the honor to report
her dainty boots at tho mer» Gicnght, it
would dennto n rial enlstmty. It Is a that two Spanish warshipe are ap­
known fact among authorities in m il­ proaching.
linery that, nothing gives snoh an atr of ■ Sampson—Ensign 8mitb, take a yawl
style to a hat as n bird or wings.—New and eight turn und destroy those vssss l s.
os l x su.
York World.
Front—General, 1 have tho honor to
The Spanish guuucr got himself
within the barn, sbnt the door and bolt­
. C. A. SNOW & CO.
ed it
I O f f P a t c h t O r n c t , W a a w iN C T O N , D . C ?
1
Patting Ills lifie to his shoulder, he
took careful aim, aud. shutting his eyes,
W i s r i D — SKVB«AI.TaOJT.V»aT IV PKR-OS IV
til)» bittte to niiiiuwe oar b u .ln es» I» their o w n : fired.
an<l nesrtiv eountiea. It la m ainly office •» or k
"Ha," said he, "who said Iconldnot
conducted* at Imine, Salary straight X9J0 a !
year and ,ixpon.es—dednlte, booatlue, ni m o re hit the side of a barn?”
no It», .elarv. M onthly »75. R efereocc-. Eu
But when bo went to look for tho
1 ose sell udori BScd .t.m p e it en velop e, H arter
mark'"of the bullet ho fonud that he
k. lless. 1‘real.. Hept M C hlcaeo.
had find through a knot hole.
"Carnniba!" he muttered.—Indian­
FroBBoat teat Iona.
apolis Journal.
It is a notable and noteworthy fact
that many of the greatest moral and
Condolence««
l-olitical revolutions which the world
Member
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Firm—James I
has experiviicrd have been preceded or
Office Boy— Yes, sir.
accompanied by prognostics of one kind
Member of the Firm—James, I am
or another.
Lord Bacon's remarks upon this snb- very glad to Karn, upon investigation,
ject nro worthy of reproduction aud sro that your grandmother is really dead,
aud thut yon are therefore not lying to
sa follows:
"The shepherds of tlio people should mo iu order to go to the baseball game
nnderstand the prognostics of state tem­ this afteruonn.—Detroit Journal.
pests. Hollow blasts cf wind, seeming­
M Hited (h e Itenln l.
ly at a distance, often precede a storm. ”
“ H'nil” raid tho man who had
Instances of prognostication of this
kind arc by no means unknown in his­ bought an extra. “ 1 must have missed
an issue. ’'
tory.
“ Kr—why'?" asked the ruau who was
Thos Bishop Williama in tho reign
fitrl* of OranrtMNtbffr«'
report a Rpanisb force o f ulxiut 18,00V,
of Charles I cleaily foresaw and pre­ looking over his shoulder.
“ It confirms the news in the extra I
It Is with wbat appear i to bn gennino rapidly approaching.
dicted the nltimate triumph of the Pcr-
itnu parly in Kuglaud, BDtl having the bought uwhile ago instead of denying regret that the men regard our ascot ‘ Bhafter— Corporal Brown, take W>.
tics. "Ob, if women only dressed tbelr | m en and disperse the en em y’s force,—
inurage nt bis opinions he uhandoned it. ’’—Cincinnati Enquirer.
necks iu the simple fashions of their N e w U r b a n s T im es-D em ocrat
the goverunieut party and tided there­
W it* In lit« (ir n e r a tio n .
grandmothers!'' one of them murmured
after with the opposition. At tho tirno
Th e I ro »y o f Tata.
"A great niauy years ago. when T .the other day. "These groat neckties,
the bisbop took this decided step there
A tramp, one of the great unwashed,
was no outward sign whatever that was a little girl," began M gs Candid» 1 like so manv huge plasters, which la-
“ Yon mean a number of mouths ago. ilies wear nowadays nro unwomanly.” fell into a river. He was washed away
such an event vvns imminent or even at
don't yon?" said Foftly
But they are smart. Dress our necks and drowned. I believe that is notqnite
all probable.
it was mi wonder she raid Mr Softly as oar grandmothers d id! The woman an aeenrato statement inasmuch as B>
Dugdale, the antiquary, predicted
and anticipated the ruthless destruc­ was exceedingly nice when somebody ' who did it would attract a < row’d. Our much of him was washed away that
grandmothers bud no standing collars there was not left enough to drown.
tion of anciout nmuninentH in the cathe­ else called biui stupid. —Tit-Bit*
A boy placed a bent pin on a chair
whatever upon their dresses. They wore
dral rburi-hes which t»*)k place in 1641,
C o m in r n c s ia e u t,
little narrow white embroidered pitces where lie expected Ina brother to ait.
and he made haste, then fore, to com­
"Why do they rail it coninienceiuent flatty about tops cf collarless waists. He also expected to laugh after hia
plete his wandi-riugs and labors in tak­
ing drafts of and copying out the curi­ when folks get through going to school?' These white strips were fastened in brother’s session. The boy’s father oat
down in that chair, and then thia boy
trout with u huge < aroeo pin.
ous iuscriptious upon thc.-e an< iect It seems to me t! at’s a tup-uoiiier "
"Gh, no. They jnst couibienca t t
Every woman now bus a high collar wept copiously, with sufficient reaaou
monuments, so, as he himself says, "to
proserve them I'-r fuiax- aul bettor realize, after they get through, what u conci aline her throat, i x«-opt with even 1 for bis tears.—.Indy.
soft snap they’ve been having.”—Chi­ lug fall dress. Let u woman step upon !
times."
ProfeMtonal l>;«f««t.
cago Nev.s.
Broadway with her neck low like her j
Itr o sr o liie and th e A t h r a a s n tin t» .
simple grandmother's, aud tlio proine- j Dr. B o I uib - Excited, w ho w ou ld n 't t o
Calliug upon Robert Browning at :
lir w a a tit F u rw artl.
naders would think they su w a burlesque 1 excited? I’m the most unfortunate dco-
the Atlmmmni club, thru us now. sava
tor in practice. Everything seemed to
"1 am glad of the war for one thing. " actress.—New York Press.
I Colonel Higgeosen in The Atlantic, ' Mid Miss Passuy of North Carolina.
point to suicess. My first patient arriv­
, the b- adquiirteiscf intellectual purauits j " What is that, dear."
Smith 1« s <?olle<» F»r WiwkerL
ed—I prescribed, and, do all 1 coBid, I
' in Loudon and r,f which It used to to
The ninbitiotis students nt Smith are lost him.
"1 can now talk of things happening
suid that no u an could have any qnes- before the war without giving away in large majority. They uro of tw o , Sym p ath etic Chum — Poor devil I
liiai to ask tnet be could not find somo- my age.” —New York .lourual-
classes, and between the two a gulf Is W bat did you g iv e him?
i tody to ausvv«r, tbot very afternoon, be- ;
Dr. Bolna— 1 mado an a w fu l m istake,
set. The nn-mbers of tho one known as
twecu 5 aud 6 o'clock at that dub, it 1
"grinds’' or "digs" have a hunger for 1 gave him the wrong mixture, and—
A M u s T k l« « .
reamed »irange to s»k a |«g* to find Mr. I "It’s your birthday tomorrow, fact« as intenso as a miser's for gold. cured him rig h t off. — A lly Skipor.
I Browoing 1« r li e, and it reminded nio ■ Frank. ”
: Their delight is in acquisition, and
of the mu« wle u the little daughter of
" Y e a , hut promise not to buy inn whether they work individually or
n certain portr*» quietly a“k--d ut the (.nythlug exp« m l ve—1 can t afford it I" I gregariously notebooks (lank them on
F e v e n l m en w ent ta lk in g abcut bow
dinner telle, brtw>:> n two bites of :.u —Ally aioper
everv side. They pack their brains as they happened to marry
I apple. "Mcuitsa, did 1 ev»r see Mr.
“ 1 married my w ife,” said one after
they would a dress suit rase, and the
I Shalt e,» are?" Tim page spoke to a la-
future they vi»‘W only os hu opportnni- J th e others bail nil had their ray, "be­
Roclsl Prevttg:«.
I liter short »rd ctrccgly built man who ,
ty o f gntheriug yet more degree«. They 1 cause she w as different from any wom en
fst in a window aud who jumped up , »"What Is a parveuu?”
have their reward, but tho student who : 1 ever ew L ’’
"That
s
what
the
o.an
who
pot
rich
and grasped my baud so cordially th u t'
gets
her knowledge by Using it is the ! | " H o w w as that?" chorused tho o th e r .
it m i g h t have snggested the remark of i ten yearn ago calls the man who g o t peculiar joy of the college, th e regards
" S h e w t» (h e only woman 1 ever ni, •
-Chicago Record.
Mine Kavarro (Mary Acd»r«oni about , neli yesterday
her r.ctobook ns a pclnt of departure, 1 w h o w ou ld have m e," aud there v a s a
him--mad«, however, at. u later day— ;
also conventional pleasure« Uronp« of ' burst of applause. —Tit- Bits.
t v a e r « U s L o r s « .I IL
that be did not we in like a poet, but ,
such
girls are tha dlrc< t cause cf tba
Sumtr.er I loarder— Why do you charge
A Jaka aa Ainu
ratlwr “ like one of tmr rgrr-eahle eouth-
originality, freshness sad healthfnlness
| cm gectlcinsu.” IIo e-smtd a man of so inu' li?
" I laurhed when 1 hcerd f n n Jlrt
of
uiidergradcsto
amnscmeBts.—Alice
Ijtntllord—»Can f Iwlp it 1 was at
every day. cr like the typical poet t f bis
Dawson tota,. "
Katharine Fallows in f-cnbnrt’A
owu "Ilow It strikes a contemporary.” Haut I ago. — New York Jouriisi.
" W bat w o' the Jni:c?"
Red. W h ite and Ills « Co«si K B ooth.
In ull this he was tho very antipodes of
"Why, Jim OK'd to bi ’: fcrirusly
t t a l k a Hie Rnby.
Tennyson. He ba»l a largo iv ait of Ger­
" War makeseuciety functions an easy because he bail to tote bis wife's h. shi
"la Smith a bicyclist?"
man shape, broadening behind, with
plants from «'tie r«t»iu to suoth'T, sud
matter. ’’
AIIe waa la-fore bis tnarrtape."
light and thick gray hair and whitirli
now he has Io carry 32 pounds tif «Tin-
" H o w »o?”
“ And now?"
beard and bail Lite»yes r.ud the west
" Wc don'; have to think np any new termi’uts six houra ut s g r t t k " « -
“ He a a pedcctrUu ’— Vita.
kindly L-cart.
diuner do-oratioua "—Chicago Raccrd i Cleveland Plum Dealer.