F /OL. IX. FLORENCE, OREGON, FRIDAY, Sept. 2, 1898. GENERAL DIRECTORY STATE OFFICERS- TRAVELERS’ GUIDE. TRAVELERS’ GUIDE S T E A M E R " M IN K ,” THAT FAMILY CLOSET. And th e V ario u s K in d s o f S k e le to n s T h a t A b id e T h e r e in . G A R D IN E R O — Will in a ice'*-----o NO. 18. LEAD Every family has its skeleton. Wo know that, of course, anatomical speci­ Brnor........................W illiam P. Lord. R E G U L A R D A IL Y T R IP S mens, neatly put together and stored utarv of b'nte . . . . .11. K. Kincaid, »way iu a secure cupboard, of which --- Between---- only family members have the key—a lanrer.......................... P hilip Metclien Leaves Florence Mondays, Wcilnes- skeleton key, probably. Only when the Public Instruction.. ..G. M. Irwin. «lays and Fridays. family is alone, with no visitors about, i Printer........................TV. II. Leeds docs it go to the door cautiously and | Arrives at Florence Tuesdays Thurs­ .We know »rney Genera!............C. M. Idleman- of nothing better to tear the unlock it and bring tho bony -xx-upant days ami Saturdays. ( . . ..........li. 8. Bean lining of your throat and lorth. The family knows its own skele­ h-nie Court ............... F. A. Moore lungs. It is better than wet Connects with Steamer and Scotts­ ton, but outsiders are supposed to be in ( . . . . C . E . Wolveiton feet to c«use bronchitis and ■ > total ignorance of its existence, and if burg Stage Line for Drain. Also with pneumonia. Only keep it ¡a Second D istrict. J . W. Hamilton they are wiser than people think them— up long enough and you ; Stage Line (or Coos Bay. Charges ! ¡’ting A ttorney. .Geo. M. Brown and of course they always are— it is only will succeed in reducing your reasonable. a point of politeness to pretend to be weight, losing your appetite, bringing on a slow fever and blind and deaf. making everything exactly Of how many kinds are family skele­ right for the germs ci con- tons? Tbe Joneses possessed an uncle COUNTY OFFICERS- sumption. trbo died insaue. You can’t go near the Stop coughing and you Jones cupboard, or, in other words, STA G E L IN E . * oven hint at the subject of hereditary will get well. insanity in their presence, without the E. B an g s, Proprietor. ...................................... E. O. Potter. skeleton audibly knocking its bones to­ . . . ( ............. tV. T. Bai lev gether and all th^ Joneses turning pale, Stage leaves Eugene Mondays, Inussioners ......... H p . Edwards i You can't mention Turkish bend.- to tho Wednesdays and Fridays at 0 a. Browns without their jaws suddenly pj .............................. E. IT. Lee falling ; you can’t thiuk why. Aud when Sleeping C ars ., arriving at Florence the day T-itl’..................... W. tV. Withers drink statistics form the cheerful sub­ following at 10 a. m. E le g a n t ject of conversation at- tbe Robinsons’ linrer..........................A. 8. Patterson tablo you observe with wonder that all Returning-stage leaves Flor­ D in in g Cars | SSOr................................D. P. Burton the family grow uncomfortable aud Willamette St., ence on Mondays, Wednesdays writhe in their chairs. You haven't tho pol S uperintendent.. . . W. M Miller T c y ris t faintest notion why, but the skeleton Lyor.......... .................... C. M. Collier Sleeping C ars and Fridays at 2 p. ni., arriving has. u X o ™ . 8T . PAUL I met n man once at a dinner party pner.................-......... t t . P. Cheshire in Eugene the following day at cures coughs of every kind. who was perfectly sunc upon every M IN N E A P O L IS lice o( Peace................. C. II. Holden G p. in. An ordinary cough disap­ point on earth hut one, aud on that he D U LU T H pears in a single night. The ■stable..............................E . A. Evans was tho opposite. He could talk about racking coughs of bronchitis politics, science, art, ¡Shakespeare and FA R G O ere soon completely mas­ Single fare - - . - $5.00 tho musical glasses, but if by any TO C R A N D FO RK S tered. And, if not too far chuuco tho conversation touched on Round trip _ _ - - $0.00 along, the coughs of con- MONASTERIES OF METEORA. TH£ n o s * O f STARS* C R O O K ST O N CITY O FFICERS. dueling he went straight olf his head rumption are completely Tickets for sale at E. Bangs’ then aud there. Wh-n lov«, onr great im m ortal. cured. W IN N IP E G A n E x tr a o r d in a r y S c e n e o n t h e M nosd»> P u t on m ortality Dueling was the skeleton in his cup liveFy barn, Eugene, and at O. W. n la n F r o n tie r . Ask your druggist for one H E L E N A »»<1 A nd dow n from E den’s portal board, aud tho reason was one that can­ cf Between the curve of tbe Macedo­ B r •ught thia sw e e t w orld to bet . W. II. Weatherson li-lent.. H urd’s office in Florence. BUTTE not be enlarged upon here On one day A t th e sublim e archangel nian "frontier of the mountains of Khas- H» laughed w ith veiled eye«. Dr. Ayer’s in every year iio shut himsi If up in his sia and tho open town of Kalsbaku. For he bore w ith in his bosom houso and was not seen by mortal eye. Win. Kvle j T H R O U G H T IC K E T S which terminates the long western The Funk & W agnalls Tbe seed o f parauiao. hl of Trustees Cherry P cctord That was the ono day v.hou Lis skele­ L. Christensen Ì plaiu of Thessaly, lie tbe monasteries- TO B o h u l it in hia bosom. M. Morris ton camo out and stalked about. of Meteora. A casual glance gives the C H IC A C O Plaster. And thvro auch w arm th it found Many people havo what seems to the idea of the whole space being occupied I t brake in bud and blusaoni, order......................... John 11. Morris W A S H IN G T O N general public a harmless enough skelo- , A nd th e rose fell on th e ground. by lines of bare bills, but on a nearer It will aid the action of the Aa the green lig h t on th e prairio, ton, but it is l e a l aud ghastly to them­ Of The Isurer ............................. J. A. Pond j P H IL A D E L P H IA iuspcction a curious amphitheater is Cherry Pectoral. Aa the red lig h t on th e sea. selves. It is of humble origin. Itissur- fouud, carved out among tbe moun­ T hrough fragrant b e lts of sum m er Istmi........................... G. C. Cumpton ¡ N E W Y OR K If li'-v'» m y rr>u,p’.rt!nt v v at- ENGLISH LANGUAGE prising the pains people will take to tains, and this is occupied by a most Came thia sw eet w orld to bo. cr r m il i.u .h u tjm li st mt which rise from a neighboring peak and wood. Jose Baretti, ono of the inhabit­ ants of the settlement, was separated lines clear and never mind the details. other ways which it would bo hardly ' bang from the bare rock, are impractica­ SAN FRANCISCO, CAL game, fish and fruit in season. Best from tho remainder of his family, and, Champion! What! You don't know how polite to mention. The man is a good j ble. All these monasteries are under CHURCH DIRECTORY accomodations for the traveling 933 Market S t. clinging to a long plank, was driven in­ to sketch that old man’s head? Then citizen in other respects, lint ho is a vie- ; the archimandrite, a man of command­ to the inner bay over the ruins of the give me the chalk. I'll show you. ” tim of the umbrella huhit, and when he ' ing presence aud saintly countenance. The next moment the enthusiastic sees an umbrella ho is compelled to The village of Kuatraki is jammed in, B8BYTERIAN CH U RCH, Florence, public. Charges reasonable. STEERING A STEAMSHIP. settlement. fregon. Sabbath serv ice: Sabbath- “ When the day broke, he was out of artist was on his knees, and with tho struggle very hard to resist the tempta­ between «be outer rocks of this curious "R unning th e T im e an d Distance* In f'l. It) o’clock a. 111. Preaching 11 sight of land. Tho waves hnd calmed pieco of stono had quickly drawn a tion to. inuko himself its owner. .Usual­ amphitheater, and in the slit of this T o g g y W e a th e r . r'k a. m. and .7 p. in. Sacram ent of down and the storm was gone. As he clever picture. Before ho could com­ ly he yields to tho temptation, and the rocky wall at the bock of the village Gustav Kobbe has an article entitled cast his eye about in the early dawn, to mence another sketch, however, ho felt coveted prize is transferred to his col­ stands a most peculiar hourglass look­ Bwtrd’a supper on 1st Sablmtb of Pary. April, July and October, ing monolith. The rocks on either side “ Steering Without a Compass” in St. his horror he found the other end of n st . ining blow on the head, and a lection. hbody i.< welcome to all the services. Nicholas Mr. Iiobbc says: the plank occupied by au immense rat­ shrill female voice cried: The umbrella collector dors not make aro perforated with strange holes, P’r requests C hristians to make T w en tv-th ree The degree of A. B. is not ronflimd to tlesnake. As soon as the snake observed “ Take ycr bloomin hook, yo groat, any great display of his collection. The wbioh in tbe fourteenth century were pselves known. college graduires. Aboard ship it means tho Mexican ho began to writhe and good for nought hulk ! Wbut d'ye mean umbrellas are piled up in a big closet in tububited by the monks of St. Anthony. M ile s W est I. G. K xotts , Pastor. “able bodied” seaman. coil in au odd sort of manner, and ap­ by messin up t flags 'at I've just wash­ his bedroom, anil he very seldom visits —Loudon Illustrated New* of Eugene. Every nautical “ A. B .” knows how parently to make attempts to reach tho ed? "fain’t no wonder 'ut t' kids do it it. Now and then ho looks over them to “ box the comp ps ” and bow to steer j poor fellow, whose hair was then •taint­ when a si useless old i .iot likey< rself set« and counts them with satisfaction. The GRANT AS A PEACEMAKER. by it. but yon will be surprised to learn ing on end in a manner wonderful to ’em t'cxainple. Be off, or I'll scour lust time he counted them there were ATTORNEYS S ettle«! W ith I n fin ite T a e t F e n d s W h ic h that no good helmsman will steer by a behold. The hours went by Tho snake t'paveuieut w i’ yer ugly carcasi.” 39H in the closet. He has added a few | A r o se A r ti« n | I lls O fficers. compass unless all other things fail kept up his antics, but for some reason The artist hurriedly dodged another to his collection since that time. After the capture of Vicksburg Logan him. Ainoug those “ other things” are | did not get any nearer the Mexican boot, sprang to his feet, and, without In every other way except this pas­ A. C. WOODCOCK, the horizon, the wind, the wake of the I The unfortunate fellow was afraid to waiting to argue the matter, sneaked sion for umbrellas, which amounts to a chose n prominent and beuntifnl real- ship, tie stars, the soundings and the , leave the plank, knowing that lie w mid ignouiiniously off. He vows tlist ho mania, the 111:111 is perfectly sane. His deuce for his headquarters, nnd Gener­ line of the surf when running along the drown, and at the same time he was u w ill mind his own business when next frieuds regnrd him os a very clever1 al McPherson chose the same, and a coast. And so the nblrbcdied seaman, horrible fear of meeting death in a more ho goes slumming.—London Telegraph. mail, mid lio holds a responsible post« 1 quarrel threatened to involve divisions anil corps nnd gave the superior officer* when a greenhorn takes his trick at the terrifle manner from snake bite. He lay h en s, O re g o n tlcu in a big wl.olrs.de house down* M oney Saved wheel, bawls over the helm to him j on the end of the plank with bis eyes W h y Thieau't t h e H o lle r B urat? town. But umbrellas are his weakness. great concern, according to tbe Chica­ *Rooms 7 and 8 McLaren*« B uild ing. go Inter Ocean. Both McPherson aud with this caution, “ Keep your head out ‘ fixed on tho rattler hi fact, they both fu m e n tio n g iv en to c o lle c tio n s aud pro- By What a tremendous force ii struggling He is a victim cf tho nmbrella habit p titiu ess. Logsn carried the case to tirneral uf the binnacle. ” eyed each other, and this they kept up to tear a boiler to atoms! Take, for ex­ Just as another man might bo a victim P atro n izin g it. I am speaking of sailing vessels, j until midday, when a fishing smack ample, a horizontal tubular boiler of of the opium habit er morphine habit, I Grant. Hr. heard the schemes of eacb, Steamers, especially those that travel on | came sailing along on tho lookout for ordinary proportions, fit) inches in di- and bis relativi 1 are iu constant fear 1 and his staff officers looked with dismay at his quiet, bashful wny of listening. regular rentes, steer by compass. They castaways. E. O P O T T E R . by DI feet long, containing that the htd.it ri; 7 aome day get him After henring both sides General Prop. “ mu their comtes ’ frr.ci point to point . “ Tho Mcxiaan was seeu from the ainetii Qeo. Hale eighty-three 1 inch tabes Fu 1a boiler into trouble.—Chicago Timo-Leralib ....... Attorney-at-Lnw.. . Grant tnrued to Logan with a stnilo —from lighthoare to lighihonse, light- I bout, Mini in a short time was hauled Las a surface area of 40,7 It) square and said he was sorry that the general ship, dsy mark, bnoy, be ll or feg whis­ on board more dead than alive He inches. EUOENE, OREGON. E n g l and a n d nit/tnia. tle. In thick weather thfy know, tak­ pointed weakly at his hissing compan­ had placed his heart on any headquar­ Bupposn this b- iler is operated with a NOTARIES. Many believe, Muyu Fenjainin I ters in Vicksburg, because he had just ’’F ries At the Court H ouse. ing wind and tide into consideration, ion. The sailors on the smack killed ibe working pressure i f 100 pe.uuds per how long they should stand on each ruttlesnnke and found that he hud Jam­ square inch, which is not at all utieom Wheiler in The Atlantic, that C' oiis I hii I written an order rending the whole di­ course and try never to pass the “ sig­ med his tail through u small knothole moo. Tho hoili r tin retire sustains a to- r ilio p le lia s tee;, systematically fotti i vision 011 a special expedition to look nal” at the end cf it. When they have in the plunk. Tho lintncrsiou of the tal prcs'un» 0/ 4,071,000 pounds, or fled again*, the English to the west, b> j after the retrouting rebels. Logan glow­ R. BUTTOLPH, E. E. B E N E D IC T , not, at l e s t by land, uga’i I Kueria I i ered until Grant, turning to McPherson, seen or heard that signal, they start o il buttons of the rattle iu tho salt water more than 2,035 tons. Hie east A Hnnsian arnty cau ei ho | ■aid: “ I am sorry to disarrange your the next “ run" or course. This is railed h id caused them t > swell, and be was ' t o r n e y - a t - l . a "W. D i wo realize what this means? Tbe “ running the time and distance.” I unable to remove his tail from the hole Constantinople without grout difficulty. 1 plaits, general, but I have just written boiler has resting upon it the equivah nt have gone into Halifax on a steamer To tiiis fortunate circum tanee the Mex­ When the question of forcing the D:ir I au order sending your division ou an i t a oolcmu of granite 10 feet square l birpnee. ; ; Oregon. that met with thick fog from Cepe God dnuelies with an English fleet was ngi i important sspndition. I appreciate the O r e g o n . down. One morning tbe captain said to ican owed his life. The fact that the mid 251.5 feet high, nr, to pnt it another tuted last wiut r. the Luglisli naval an : feelings of the men who would like to jn o ra n o s . c sist islands contain many rattlers uc- way, the boiler is bolding up the equiv­ me: ouonts for t.ie presence of cue auaLe on alent weight of 22.371 jsasons, each thonties estimated that of the 13 ships j march through Vicksburg, but it w ill “ We ought to pick np Saml.ro in li^ f the plank ’’—By the Bye iu New Or lying at Salonika 0 most I s sacrificed j be impossible. Duty comes first. ” Gen­ BO YEARS* FRANK B. WILSON- wi iehing 1H2 pounds. to do it. The cards have been »tacked 1 eral Logau’s face cleared and McPber- an hour." L. EXPERIENCE I ans Tunes-Democrat. The best authorities agree that tho Surely enengh, nbont half an honr ftr Kassia It looks today as if the til ■ou smiled Each went to his command —■ " ■■"" 1 ■ r ’ ordiuury draft horae, working eig) t lgter v»e Iteard, tbrocgb the fog, a i-an- timate or- npat,i„i of Constantii opie and there was do fnrtffitr trouble. They THfc Q U E S T . hours n day, exeits au average tore« non shot, the distiugnisliing fog signal by Hnsiia v.ere u foregone conciaiiou. possibly suspected that Grant had in­ OREGON during that time of 120 pr and*. F L O R E N C E .- - - V»h»t has England tossy? The m a t- j terned the expeditions to get rid of tho of the Sarnbrn light station on the Novi Upon my lips there fe ll when flint the night Now, this forre acting to disrupt tbs tar concern» her. It seen.eJ for a time I ales in th e highest Gravel:,-Box-inf day Scotian coast. quuttel, but they Recognized the fine Far dow n th e w ihendcaa n u ia r a depths boiler 1 u qtudinal'y is 22fi,k00 j/icnds, Real sailors—the Jack tars that man that the discovery of the route by the ; strategy of bis maneuver. Die fairnese •w a r— zo that t i 1 rodnee an equivalent stress T m d i M»»«» sailing vessels—actually prefer, as I Palea with a J«»y, a ilruad d elig h t— eape of G ends of the boiler two teams of 1,633 by ermpass, and there are tenie. when u>v n»» v>n<1tn< a «ketch and description may It r from the necessity of worryiug about ; Mng F • »orli« Itmrir. iVift aw a m aeloaf Dial tlx* w«wi v injr cy«a a wok« io dazzled aiglit. *22» «n H nmhahly patantabla. CowimanlflS- <*"n8rt«ntlaL Hsndboofcon PsteoU „ . ’•Varta Mark«obbUned and an i ss-s Suez canal baa changed things, and, a» ' ment that tbe book morn frequently -Caveatsan i a , . M oderate f ee«, e oaency for Aceurtna »stents., *11»»» w arm lh, 1ho Im; act and tho Q uill T lw y A r» prieta G’V-at. L b » buxlxr« f I? nta taaen taken tl-rough through Mann lfa i A to . 1 raoatra if by Jealous interposition of geograph- I called for In the library of flirg Hiug b u rn t on lay lip*», and (ha «aim pnlw- o f »le«*p « k botica, without ensrve, I f l ’lru— I wonder why Kara doean't n V ar tier 1 ( rc-ftled to in«« in «trr . p y p * months. |L Mattie—No, wind.—Chicago Jiewe. «uiul aim ,ts appi uarbes. — 4-L« L*«4 c XI. C» hk . i 4«4 I ■ •tee of the (risen. S T A G E L T tN E . H. H. Barrett, Prop’r, IN of Tillo. ORTHERN Pacific, Ry, ; EUGENE-FLOREXCE | a Dry Goods Fancy Goods Furnishing Goods Clothing § Shoes f ly e r s WE DEFY COMPETITION. CsieiTg P £ C l« i Standard RESPECTFULLY J. V. KAUFFMAN. Dictionary R. MORRIS HOTEL, Head of Tide Hotel, Elk Prairie Hotel. attorney a t Law, ON EUGENE AND FLORENCE STAGE R O U TE. A. 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