The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921, August 05, 1898, Image 4

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Constipation J /
SKELETONS IN CLUBS,
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THE QUEER PERFORMANCES OF THE
TWO BLANKS OF NEW YORK.
M ystery o f th e M as Wh® Stol® Food U
Fre® L a a eh a a w —Ma®th®r M as W ith a
H istories! Nome W ho Took t® W earlag
, Old C lothes s a d W as Dropped,
íJ J L li
OF THE.
Cause« fully half U»
•" “ ** "W ,'L ”
« U h u Ul,' difeeoxi food too k>n« ia Ihn bowel«
»nd produces bilwusaes«, torpid livra, indi-
Hoods
¿
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CslUi a
C«i.__***».
Thia ls Friday.
Yesterday was a floe dv
Things rather quiBt (u gL
Another baby Up «
**" t « r
Our w ife spent v « b (.. m
West Elderberryville
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geition, bad taste, costed
■ ■ ■
tongue, sick headache, in-
| I I A
Grandma Hanks was ill
somnis, etc. Hood's Fills H
Congratulations, granny
7*
A decently dressed man, with a sham­
eure constipation and *11 Its
Oae of the Twtiedy twin,
*
bling gait and a shifty eye, walked down
results, easllysnd thoroughly. M . All druggists.
* * * * * * * * * * ä j f * * * * * * * * * * ä f e * * ä ( i * * * i ( f * * * * i t ? ä f f * * * * *
sick w ith symptoms of «c„u« U '
Prepared hy C. I. Hood A Co., Lowell. Mass.
Broad street ono afternoon last week and TH E CIIEOWJCLB r*akfi
<*••*••*
Mcaales ure iu Billvifie. t ,
The only Fills to take with Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
attract«*! the attention of a broker who a*wBpap«r« lu Utff b a lla d rtialM-
Prouty's children are d o w a ^ 1'
T IIE CIIKOMICLE •»*• «*» •RaaJ • •
ree,B<
was standing in his office window. The Coast. II !•*«>• all »n ability. •nlerprt»« and » • « <
They are lig h t
"“" “ «iklb
THE PRECISE MAN
LOVERS IN THE RANKS,
r G G S
CHINESE SQUEEZES.
T H E C llllO X IC L ir s Tffle»»aphlc Kaport*
broker watched the man closely until
Sam
Sharkey
ha«
M d vle, u to th e k lio n e r o f F a ttin g on s
Uic lat«*l aud mo*i rallatola, IV* I*>eaJ Naw* Ut*
tho fellow had disappeared around the M lle.1 aud sptc.eM and >l* KdlloHals iron* U*.
F oetage Stauip.
aud is laying anewboud.
Officiel Promotion« <1« Hand In Hand fenco
fore his house. That's iig lT ^
LARGE BIROS DISCOVERED BY EX- corner into Wall street He had called a aldeffl p eu a’ u lb« Couutry
“ When you put a postage stamp on C ourtships in tho S a lv a tio n A rm y
With tnornio»« UrllM'fc
TI1K
C
IIUUNICLE
H
a*alwa**h.wa.
and
aiway*
Elder
Tweak w ill p j
. visiter's attention to the man.
A ro U nder Strlot Rules.
nu envelope," ouid a precise mun to hi«
Prior to each promotion the official
• 111 ba. lb*' frtoad and cbau*i»l*o ®< th* P*»»da a*
PLORERS THAT DO THIS.
“
Havo
you
ever
seen
that
fellow
be-
agaiuM com bination*. ellqoe*. eor>«uraiu*n*. ot
non, “you should put it ou squurc and
has to be received in audience by the odist ubun-h next Sunday t C *
I fore?’' ho asked.
opiirM«H«(»uM of any kind. Il will
i»d«|t«nda*l
true, in the upper right-hand corner, T h ere la No P rivacy About E n gagem en ts,
emperor. But this is a very costly af­ havo heard him say he U A®*
H u West <>r th e Albstroee and Some O th­ ,
la avar/U tlu g n »ou al la n o lM —
“
His
taco
is
familiar,
and
I
am
sure
and
T
h
ere
1«
No
U
ncklng
O
n
t»
and ms near a« possible to the margain
*“*
fair, for no one’s presence iu the cap­ come, elder.
ers I , W here They Sit D ow a—Ma IslaaM . that I have eeeu him somewhere, but I
Outsider* N ay Not Court tho
o f the envelope. You put It on nt the
Dave Teuipy treated his wit«
ital
city
is
recognised
until
ho
lias
Arm y's D aughters.
l a th e M atarctis Rcxiatu—The Exp®. can’t place him. Who is he?”
tight-hand corner for the convenience
bribed tho gatekeeper to register his three ply ingrain lNU'l«,rcarD.»£,‘l
r te a e e o f A ado bo®.
“ Job* B lank,” said the broker, men­
o f the stani|icrs in the post ofilce, so
name as buving pawn'd into the city aud a new sofa. Wish we cmLl ?
tioning a family name that was well
th at it may be uniform in location with
Love a t first sig h t doesn't go in tho
"
Some time ago a sm all party of ex­
and duly report his advent. Thnt LI same hy our wife.
the stam ps on other envelopes and so Salvation Army. There’s no room there plorers landed ou one of the apparently . known. “ I am a member of three good
Uncle B illy Hendricks w«,«,
Hung
Chang
had
to
psy
an
enormous
clubs,”
continued
the
broker,
naming
more conveniently and cxjieditiouslj for lovesick miuds or for sigh in g swain«, barren islands just on the borders of the
■am iu tips nnd bribes—over £1,000,000 day and celebrated the da» b- V
three that one would naturally place at
stamped; you should study the comfort and such amusements us flirtations arc
—ou his lust visit to Pekiug is a over to Pokeville, six m il«
of others as well as yourself.
You frowned upon from headquarters down antarctic regions and found it inhabited tho bead of the list of New York clubs,
by a remarkable colony of birds that “ and in tho course of a long experience
w hite you’re young, Unci,,
mutter of common knowledge, hut the
should put it at near as possible to the to subalterns. No exceptions are made
ranged from largo Mother Carey liko w ith tho management of them I have
W ill some of our farmer frietidi i
narration of two instances thut have
corner, so that the canceling stamp to these rules in any ease. They apply
birds to penguins of all kinds and de­ seen somo curious club skeletons. They
come directly under tny notice may per­ us u cord of well' seasoned hick»
w ill be less likely to deface and so per­ to the commanders as well as to the
grees. The island was fairly covered are unpleasant. Blank was a skeleton in
haps serve to make the English reader iu return for a subscription toS,i
haps to obscure the address on the en­ humble recruit just received on proba­
with the feathered inhabitants, and, as t h e ------club until we finally got rid
velope.
realize
even more vividly how inexora­ ion? A fair exchange is no robben
tion.
the boat ran on to a rock thut apparently
Ye editor w ill be 41
ble and how sbuinelessly open is the
“ You ahould put it on square and true
T his w as admirably exemplified in the afforded a landing, the birds, instead of of him, and to this day none of the men
Monday. On our lust birtbd»TJ
who knew the facts about his expulsion
systematic corruption.
because that is the methodical and case of Commander und Mrs. Booth
The governor of Kiang-su province, ceived the g ift of a barrel «rffaT
projier w ay to do. Many persons arc more than ten years ago. Ilallington m oving away, seemed determined to hrs over had any explanation of them. !
_ as family
_
"So far
connections
disturbed by the appearance of a Booth, non of the general, met unil fell resent the intrusion and stood their
who was an intimute friend of Priuce tw o horns from appreciative cifiJ
oonoerncd'' Blank ls'eligib teto’anVcteb
stam p put on in a careless and slipshod in love w ith Maud Charles worth, who w h ^ lh o u a h ’^ h L “^ ^
Kung, thought to take advantage of his the town in which we then lived
^ d e ¿kh
™
binU I in thia City' aud wo Qlwa?8 understood
inanuer. And I can easily imagine that had recently joined the army in London.
Our w ife ’s grandmother
great influence by comiug iuto the city
su c h a practice m ight work positive in­ She was only 17 and he was 23, The rule nreciable inroad nrw th™: m a d e n o aP' I ‘hat ho had a good income. It was about
without bribiug the gatekeeper. When Indiana lust week, ng«d w
Th^ L X ’i h e ^ i '
flvo yeara “8°- " hcn 1
»member of
jury to you. You m igh t have oeeasion says that a Salvation Army woman
he called upon his royal friend, Prince mouths, 1 week and 8 days. mJ*
I the honso committce. that my attention
to write to a man on a matter o f business niustbc21 before she marries, and there bodv ai d ynrm«t wft’n
Kung exclaimed: “ When did yon come? lived eigh t mouths, two wcebaidl
that w as of imjiortanoe to you. You was nothing for the couple to do but
I cannot possibly recognize your pres­ days longer she would have bm
m ight compose and w rite th is letter wait- Gen. Booth hustled his son off to
ence, for I have not seen yonr name in Our w ifo did not go on to the Ian
w ith faithful core and se t forth what Australia to look after the new field
Aunt Jane Poole has juitcooi
tho chung-wen-mcn report,” und he
you hod to auy w ith commendable there, and to make sure th a t his af­
had to return and pay double the usual a q u ilt containing a.BIBpiecexih
clearness and precision, and y et upset fection for Miss Maud was lasting. As ofThT “lb‘a ^ P'andh^ t h e ere i“ *"
IhTc’ ^ ’ln d S
S
bribe to tho gatekeeper before Priuco sign is of her own get np, end hi
it all by slapping on a stam p carelessly; soon ns Staff Capt. Charlesworth be­
Kung would receive him. Even more dandy. Keep at it, Auut h o e .
T ? fOT K”VCral months back
John Blank
the recipient m ight judge you by the ! came o f age she married the com­ S m v ia l T < S u 7 o ) X . t o t o
Mush and m ilk sociable In thsl
remarkable is the case of Tso-Tchung-
one sligh t act done naturally rather mander of the American forces.
Tong, one of tho greatest of our gener­ tist church Monday night
than by the studied work clone with a
This marriage was remarkable from ? £ n approach^7 shuffl^T H®
” ‘Why- tfaat is absnrd' ’ 1 "Tiled,
als, who, having suppressed the Mohuni- go toward a double seated baby cat
purpose.
the length of the engagem ent. Most
for the pastor’s twins, Ixirn tbrw»,
medan rebellion iu Turkestan, bail ao
“My son, don't do it; p u t the stamp on engagem ents in the urmy iastab ou t two
C l ir n n f H * V tulldlag®
quired for the Celestial empire territory ago. Tho cause is a good one, ud h
where it belongs, so thnt th e little touch years. The first year it is termed court­ the b rds were
about half as large as China itself. The our best w ishes for its success.
supposed to be sitting i ly lunchesaro free to the members.’
o f color will grace the envelope and not ing, nnd no girl in the army ean be
upon them.
T
H
E
D
A
I
L
Y
We w ould like to give advettiila
emperor, who held him in high esteem,
deface it?
I
“
‘That
was
tho
view
that
I
took
of
| .courted until she has served at leastone
F in ally a nest w as found containing
wished to see him and sent a special job work iu return for a ten gillog
Ily Ua'I, F«*t«xe raid.
year. If a formal engagem ent follows an eKK. hut just us the men drew near it tho first tim e that I noticed it ,’ Ls
summons calling him to an audience at of new sorghum molasses. Would i
abbreviating ^ telegram s .
it must last nt least one year. There's the bird alighted and took her place replied, ‘bnt I watcb«d this man at tho
Peking.
be pleased to negotiate for s baa
S s .t n g M oney In T h l. Wny Is S o tn e tlia .i no backing out, however, nfter the en­
I last meeting very closely. Ho was not
upon it. eying them w ith suspicion and
When on his coming to the city the sauerkraut. We must cat to live
Costly B usiness.
gagem ent has been entered into, a l­ uttering a enrious half hissing sound. I intoxicutorL n o ato his lunch, and then
ohung-wen-men, or gatekeeper, de­
Grandpa Byler killed and dnn
"It is false economy to attem pt to though there is uothing binding on
They w atch«! her for a few moments I saw him wrap up a piece of chicken,
manded 80,000 tael, he refused to pay 240 pound hog all by himself hut T,
save money by abbreviating telegrams, cither side during the courting period.
somo lobster salad and a brick of ico
and
then
forced
her
from
the
nest,
when,
anything. But even he was not officially day. Pretty good for a man 81 p
and I found it out to my coat,” said a
As soon ns (lie courting liegins every­
cream iu separate packages, put thorn
reported, and after he hud remained A in ’t laid on the shelf yet, «re j
woman several daya ago in the hearing body is appraised of the relations, for to their amazement, the egg had disap­ under h is overixiat und l«javo tho club.
several months in Pekin, waiting for uu granddad?— N ew York Sunday Wot
o f a New York Sun reporter. “It hap­ the superior oflicers of the army must peared us completely as thougli it had I t ’s on amazing proceeding, nnd I think
audience, the emperor issued another
pened in this way. My sister and I interest them selves in the couplo. A been swallowed up. The nest was ex­ that it is high time that something was
The Groit st ffteJj L the Con ilry,
IteO M lions o f a Uaakelw,
edict, asking why he hud never come.
w ent to Florida by boat, several years girl cannot lie courted by nn outsider amined closely and finally torn apart, dono about it*
tho men thinking that possibly the egg
ago. w hen there w as an outbreak of unless he promises to enlist in the army
Tso-Tehung-Tong responded by telling
A girl may be us pretty as »pic
“ This man’s complaint interested me,
m
ight
have
slipped
into
it
insrjme
mys­
typoid fever in several Florida towns. and then he cannot marry her if lie ¡ r
the whole story, adding that, having sad yot be hung iu a bad light
' anti I investigated i t Homo of the club
H y sister, Mary, w as iieuaick all the below her rank. If the lover is below terious way, but w ithout success.
a t o spent all his own and his family's mon­
Women love babies so much bm
waiters told mo that Blank had occa­
Ouo
o
f
the
party
attempted
to
catch
w ay, and when wo rouchcd Jackson­ tier rank he must show ability that will 1
ey ou the support of soldiers during the they don’t seem to care a hang
sionally taken articles of small valuo
(Iauladla* dori «<*) u > any p»rt nt th* U nited
an
albatross,
and
whilo
he
was
follow
­
ville I telegraphed; 'Arrived, Mary ill. bring promotion, and this ability must
Klute*. Canada an«1 Mm »co.
war, he bad no means with which to
Most women «lou’t know month
the bird in a ludicrous chase over from tho club, and thut he always «lor­
Return n ext boat? We took the trip lie certified by bis superior oflicers be­ ing
THE W E E K L Y CHHONICI.K, t h . brli(htR*|
pay such a bribe. He appealed to the be egotists; most men know too mx
the stubble an egg «uddculy appeared. | ried away a package oftor a free supper. and
moat
coinjilnt*
W
eekly
\ew
s[»aper
In
th*
for the sea voyage, you know, and had fore the engagem ent ean be announced. j
emperor graciously to relievo him of the
When a woman doesn't knotri
’ to be no reasonable ex- »orM . p rm u rogularty »1 oolurnn*. or tw elve
1 dropp«*] by the running bird, which had
no intention of stayin g in Florida This requisite ability must be positive,
plnnatiou for his little steals. Ho was pngra.of New*. IJusrtture aud General Inform a­ imposition. In reply the emperor said: thing about it, she tries to hide il
nil
the
tim«i
been
carrying
it,
not
under
When our boat pulled in nt the pier in moreover. The young man must be In­
"Thia [the feeing of the gatekeeper] is being very positive.
and is n lawyer in good practice, and, tion ; also a m*<nlilc*»iit A gricultural Department.
New York I saw my brother-in-law and dorsed ns lieing capable of filling a po­ her w ing, ns she is supposed to do at sea as yon know, ho lives very comfortably. SAMPLE COPIES S-N T FR^E
a general and ancient usage, and tho
When a girl begins to study ek
by
superstitious
sailors,
but
in
«
pecul­
his whole fam ily w aiting for us. They sition nt least three stations above that
. I consulted w ith somo of the oth««
viceroy and generalissimo must submit tion, sho is never happy till ahela
looked solemn, and I said to Mary: which he holds when the courtship iar sack iu tho skin provi«l«?d by nature house committeemen, and wo docidtxl d o v o u w a n t t h e
to it liko another." Aud as Tso-Tchung-: to rocito a dinloct poem.
f«w this very purpose.
‘Something's happened? As we came ended.
i
Tong really bad not the money, his
Tho albatross is fam«>d for its power 1 to look out for Blank a t tho next sup­
A man never accomplishes eeyth
down the gang plank they rushed at us,
C H R O N IC L E
All the Salvation Army laws relating
friends raised a subscription, the dow­ much in tho world until hisfriredi
per. Ho turned up promptly, and, sure
end, grabbing my sister, said: 'Why, to marriage urc for oflicers. They do I of flight, follow ing vessels hundreds of enough, wo saw him stealthily make up
ager cmprctiH herself contributing half gin to call him a crank.— Now Ii
Mary, is It safe for you to be up and not affect the rank and tile of the en­ miles. Yot when nesting it apparently a package from tho lunch tublo and
the required sum.—Fortnightly Review. l ’rcsa.
<1 reseed so soon?’ 'Why not?'said my list« ! men and women. They ure left forgets that it has wings, as it can bo walk out with I t There was uothing
handled
and
pushed
about
in
tho
nest,
■later in surprise. 'Why. because the free to do us they choose. The laws are
left for ns to do but to ask for an ex­
n is ch)««L
Never Drink on the W ater.
fever is dangerous? Then it came out framed, though, to protect the women, making no attempt to fly or move un­ planation.
bH O W IN O
“ I w ish ," said the artist who
"It is a curious fact, easily verified,
that they hud supposed from my tele­ because three-fourths of the oflicers in less driven away by blows. This may
“ Charges were preferred against him i
that domesticated aquatic fowls do not been so absorbed in bis work as to
be due to tlio fact that tho egg it held
gram that Mary hud typhoid fever. Ute urmy consist of women. They are
and a formal notification was sent to 1 T he U nited S tates, Dom inion o f drink while they are swim m ing,” re­ lcct his eating, "that you would
iu
the
curious
sack
and
tho
bird
in­
'Why didn't you say nes sick. Instead of a s a rule su|irrior in m entality to the
him. Blank paid no attention to it. W ei Canada and Northern M eiiao
marked M. A. Fnltou of Arkansas. out aud get a nice large head of
111, in your disjmteh?' asked my brother- men, and the aim of the rules is tospur stinctively knows that it cannot fly off thought thnt ho might not hav«> reoeiv-
w
ith
it;
so
it
resists.
O N O X R H in t s ,
An old farmer friend of mine down huge. ”
in-law . 'Because It would mean an the men nn liy making them work hard
m ol’v I 0,1 ** aud we sent b*ni onotlM-T notifica- !
And th®
T his sly bird is called tho ____,
"C ertainly,’’ replied his wife. "I
in Arkansas called my attention to this
ratra word? I answered. My brother- for what they desire. Home men in the
alhk ,ion “ud ni“do rore that k reached him. :
s short timo ago, and I have siuce been you an inspiration for a new still li
in-law hail brought a carriage from up­ army do not amount to much until they rnank. And its consul, tho great alba Blank ignored i t and then we dropped
closely observing the habits of ducks,
"No. I merely want it for s pot I
town to carry my sister home, and begin to court n girl, when they "take tross, has a sim ilar habit, tho egg, him for conduct unbecoming a gentlo-
which is flvo inelies in length, almost
geese and swans in this regard to see If cr. "— Washington Star.
O K T l t K O T H E R SIttHL
when he found that she w asn't sick he J a brace" and soon win promotion. It
as largo as that of a swan, being held mnn. Blank never came near the club | Send g a anq Qet , ho Map
there was any variation from the rule
told for
me «i.„
that, ju st an
nav
“ ft, l‘'!won' 1 might , m ight
..
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« ...« that
..
be -----
noticed
in ,„„u
(inssing
this is in a perfect incubating pouch.
bouse after his first notification, and so
T h e Auaasonlan Cat
W eealj < hroitlcle fir One Tear I Iaid d®w,n hr niy friend. I have thus
. - lor the rarringe.
------- n '--
w’
u v seven
pay
It K.*««,,
coat l me
frequently true of men in other walks
far
ns
I
know
he
has
never
given
an
in
­
Ou Marion island the explorers found
^ . i ^ led to flnd ‘h® ‘eMt exception.
rt a. a . written
MA
ax* II* .. ‘ 'I'l. .. . • .. I . •
First Amazon of Dahomey—I
dollars, and since then I 1 I have
of life. I he Kalvution Army insists on the great king penguin— a bird which dication of resenting our action iu drop­ *••*•<» prepaid on Mnp and Papir.'
Two weeks ago I watched a flock of completely hemmed in by the
out my tclogrums in full.”
MSDREas
this display of energy before a man ean stands half as high as a man, w ith its ping him. New w hat do you suppose
tame geese nearly all day to see if one but I cut m y w ay out.
A l. K . 4 « Y O U X O ,
aspire to the hand und heart o f one of bill pointing directly upward instead of was tho explanation «if his thefts? I
of them would not dip ids beak down
A DOQ STORY.
Second Amazon of Dahomey-
**>»'*••* S F. Chronic««,
the army’s daughters, no m atter how out, as w ith other birds. As they landed never havo been able to find one that
——•— _________ S aw f rancusjli ca «,
in the water while paddling along its
First Amazou of Dahomey—1
B®*cu® Tww o f T hrlr K ind That War® ta humble she may lie.
was
satisfactory.
It
has
been
asserted
and approached the singular creature«,
surfaco and take a drink. Ono shrewd what I said. It took nerve, but I d
Diatreaa
Before |wrsons can l>c in line for the which had been standing about, they thnt despite his largo Income ho is nat­
mte»“ t er
a Startled wo liy "wim-
I just d idn’t notice them anynxxv
Ooc of the ino«t peculiar incident« position of oftk*rrs they m ust state bopped away slowly, but uot an egg urally a very miserly fellow, but that is
Ko* B is Day For Bring Whlpprd.
S tra rench T aD« 8ati8f’rin« his thirst, if they w eren’t there at all.—D
in the annals of animal Instinct oc­ clearly whether or no they are in love, could bo found, a set of which was the nuavly gossip, I m«*et him «xxmslonally,
Little
Johnny
was
8
years
old.
There-
after reaching terra firms, hy guzzling
curred in llutlandshire reccnflv, the nnd must subscribe to each o f the seven object of the visit.
and ho is always affable. It was a dlsa- S s t m . ? h L 1O"k baCk 10 ieveral copiously and with manifes? relteh Journal.
locts o f which, says Pearson s, are as '•«le« regarding
courtship
nnd aiioas
marriage
gre«»ble
affair,
and
to
this
«lay
an
in
­
W
-
.......-®
.|®
«sasxa
■
The
birds
had
a
peculiar
movement.
Th® Fl®«® ta Fad.
R/VltS««®* X-----
V
g—
. ■
TIlAA ®X..^_S 1 _
_A . _ A M a .
Gliristmas holidays with a lively re- teen
I i o jlM
U o lW
w K
k ' :
Squire
la one of M the
W“t
al°nR ‘b° bank “'•<>
The most ini|>ortant
of these is the one Instead of walking and moving one foot explicable one. **
whs't
Wha,‘ ‘hey Wcre like •'"»
^ ‘» “ ing out to deep water
bast known characters In that pnrt of forbidding engagem ents with outsiders.
A
man
who
had
listened
attentively
after the other, or alternately, they
gain. Even the goslings went through
the oouulry. A fen days ago he missed There must be unquestioned proof that held them close together and hopped. to tho broker's story said :
thL7v“ " Ipcrf0,rma"c® when they grew
tw o of his beet sporting «logs, and bis the outsider will be«-ome on officer in This excited the langhter of the men. 1 “ I can «xjual that with an experience
general supposition no* th at they had the army before even the courtship is nl who finally toppled a hint over, where­ In m y own club. The man In question w hh J bf Johnny's ideas (not original because th7v°h rt S<ly
ReCS° did th ii I
reron? bn7 Í BDy IUeaU8’ “8 “ «“7 » oecanse they had no better sense but
been stolen.
Urccntly, however, he lowed. Strict as are the rules, they ure upon tho egg rolled out upon the sand.
has recently died and it is only charite-
when
I
saw
ducks
and
swans
go thrnngh I
par«
nt
can
tegtify,
was
that
it
is
a
boy’s
was surprised to sue one of bis |aets not always lived up to. Girls even in
The king penguin w as also an egg blo to say that ho was proliably insane
^ e same performance I cannot b r in g ^ !
walk into the house, followed a min- the Salvation Army w ill fall in love and carrier, not only holding it w hile stand­ for several years before he dic«L He was rntesmu to make as much noise as
«ible in the world, and iu spit0 of ’ n.
u te later by the other, both wearing in forbhhlen directions. Disobedience
tte, ? RA URa,ion of idiocy against
ing still, but carrying tho big egg about Arthur Blank'*—mentioning a histor­
the appearance of utter destitution.
to the rules means discipline and som e­ with it by placing it in a pooch for the ical name. “ About three years ago this queut admonishing and more or less «w already too n.neh maligned n n Z
WhiPPin«" ho perseveringly without including in the i n d i c t m e n t
investigation revealed the following times expulsion, and not infrequently purpose, holding it in w ith the broad man Ix-gan to wear very shabby clothes.
carried out the idea on .11 occasions other domesticated aquatic fowls Prek.
iact*: While «mt shooting a neighbor the army lores a bright young female
webbed feet that are kept closely to­ He had always Ixien very careful In bis except when ho was asleep
came acrons n broken hunk on his csi- Officer simply because she insists on gether. This explained the curious h«ip- dress, aud this change was surprising
Johnny was fulfilling his mission
stAito, sr.d tw o of kin «k«gs showed un- loving and clinging to a man who will ping motion of the binls, as they could Ho cumo to tho club and sat around^
i a
^0DnR these ani-
w ith more vigor and enthusiasm thin wals nm ♦
< « u u i ) i * mi at a hole In the ground. Noth­ not join the army.
not move tirnir feet w ithout dropping looking liko a tramp. His linen was
« Christmas mrnning but « "
ing he could do would induce the dogs
Officers must not lx- allowed to csrrv the egg, but the moment one was forced ragged, anil oven the waiters looked
to Icavo the s|K>t, und lie finally se­ on any courtship in the town where to give up the prixo it ran away, using askanco at his clothes. I knew that ho body paid any attention to him except
his Aunt Jane, who was visiting Johm
Tailor (to mother who is
c u r e d a s,Hu)r and began d igging for they are appointed. Their influence is
had money, hut it was not a pleasant
both feet, like ordinary birds.
the cause o f the trouble.
E ight feet destroyed when it is known that they
»uit made for her boy)— Do y<N
she
fl Pa,‘¡enta dnriu« ‘ho holidays and
This remarkable habit does aw sy with task to suggest to him that he should slm finally
grew ,i redoftho
y;
o f earth was dug uway before the truth are engaged to soldiers. The laws add th«’ neceoslty of a m-st, as the bird car get some new clothes. Ho was an old
the fthouldera padded?
L ittle Boy— No, mamma; tiU i
was out. Then he diwxivered the two that soldiers so situated should ask for ries its egg w ith it us it moves about. bachelor, and he had rooms iu an ex- ¡
•sfetr Eleeato«.
dogs, evidently buried from their own removal when “surrounding influences In these instances the birds rarely trans­
pftd tho pantft.— New York 8
pensive bachelor apartment honse. His
*d in
h#a been "dept Journal.
exert iona in endeavoring to chase a are found to lie t«io strong."
port the egg to a great distance. If on- 1 condition was a disgrace to tho club
♦he librarv^f tO th8 “BW pIcTa‘°w for
rabbit.
In everything lovers ore told thnt disturbed, they probably remain about a and as a last resort half a dozen of his
Hl* KsplAtMtlrrn.
w“ h « s ^ a r ^ Rr7 - They are built
They ha<l been there for 13 days and helpmates must lie choren "for t he w ar "
rertain locality, but there nre birds old friends got up a parse of 1 100 and
My partn er (expected), you * *
■dditlon to^ safet7est
,n d in
H
ot
good'll
that
do?
were nearly famished.
On their re­ and "consent will never be given tosn'y which have becu known to transport I went to his tolloi and ordered a new fully Huh
dTmam'w ‘j X in v
Wa* h om ely but w ealthy Mlwt
scorn- With what is te m J l »k ' i"® ^ ’ ’ded
turn to the squire's house they were engagem ent or marriage which would their eggs from one place to another, suit of clothes for him. They told the
She w ro te, “ H are caught coW.’
I the « « ••Wiir
.i»««
...
h » _
. , ’
followed by the anim als w ho had n o - take the oflicers out of the army." In liti'rally flying away w ith them. When tailor that it was la payment of
n
^
’
1,0
Wi"
Whi‘,ypn
if
J"«
don't
♦ho
latter
not
air
c“’»>ion_
Poor old girl—getting oIJ-
a X
thn,-Uu*e“ the y- ¿ w i “ ♦♦ is not soft ,Pa .c’,,8h’nn' inasmuch
1» that why I lore her? Well-o«'
tu ed them, nnd prompt treatment explaining the object of this law the
Audubon first beard this story of the wagor. When the suit was made, they
saved the lives of both.
in position beiuc fnro *i ni° de aUd pnt
Now, the Pell* helped moontot the I
field laxik states that the army cannot nighthawk, call.xl Chuck W ill's widow, lacked it in a box with a new hst,
°? ly when tbs
With a girl who ra* “ there for the®
afford to edocutc and train officers to he thought it a story of tho negroes «hoi's, colters, shirts anil two scarfs ami « . i r ^ W umph'0 ' S rí°.hnny " “ ■> •l” ator is dronLt
Borne cowrin, 1 thought.
U s t'omprnmls««L
have them leave. In leaving they are Some iusiste«! that the bird carried the sent it to Blank. A letter was inclosed my day fer gittin w h i p j i T X r è “ ’Î «h»“ . and thus K a r a n ^ ° m ° ' tb”
Whose dot wa* * naught—
One of Calgary's recent contingent to impressed that they violate their most
enshion
is
«
.n
J
-
T
L
d
t”ar
on
the
Some cousin or niece
egg away under its w iu g; othi rs that i» which read:
the coast evidently knew but little solemn pledges.—N. Y. Press.
whipped the day befofociiri ■
SU w y simple
priDriP>« i’
(T hey’re n dozen apiece)—
rclltd tho egg over the ground. To <le
í
"“d • h a f t i s . w e n , ‘b"lab0 ‘°m
»'Xprsss I send you the ‘he day after. h ¿
»bout the Chinook, judging by the story
‘he
I
consented
with thought* linpon**-
termine the truth Audnhou ronrealed outat that I lost by my last •l®rth>n n e w .
mas. "-H arper's Magazine
“ th r ‘8 ’ ♦he sides of which are so iP<,t *“ dFrtb'
H ow t® Fv®«®« bc F .h la g ,
thnt is being told 04 him. Wishing to
“
The
signature
was
such
that
no
one
You’ll
excuse
me Just here If I
him
self
in
the
woods
under
a
nest,
hav­
It Is a very singular thing that so few
g e t some e iu m s to take buck w ith him.
come at the too i.J? *° 8rraDgcd as to
Th*t girl had moet glorious half»
he ask«'«) nn old squaw, w ho had cob­ persona know how to «|>ell or pro­ ing first handled the eggs, and walk'd could read it. There was some sp«xmla
And eye* of true blue,
T h . B a r i» . Towu
tlon as to how Blank would take this
•n inch of the sid of
ot
w ebs in her .y e s and a basket on her nounce the name of a Chinese cltv to see w hat the ol«t bird would d«\ The h in t Two days later he lim e d up at
Aud her foot la a shoe
A vross old woman of long ngo
first
bird
to
nrrivc
appeared
very
de­
gradually
growte®
,
7
a,OTl
thla
No
sprite e’er attempted to
which
we
all
.,,e
||
,
nd
pronounce
„0
bead, what she wanted fo ra basketful,
the d u b lu his new clothes, and when '
’here is fc distancoof
R , rger un‘i'
so d the blushing brunette replied; "Bit- many times over, rspecially since all jected at the discovery that the scen t
Bat
beauty wa* not la roy H"«
»
»«> know. hotween the elevator“
' “Ud “ b a,i
home had beeu found, ruffling up its ho was congratulated on them be said I
’Twa* gold thut 1 wsnU d, In B®*
cusu dollar, hayna klosh.” To this the ( hineae affaire have become o f more
When , he eleX
,be "h aft
they
were
the
result
of
an
election
1
feathers
nnd
uttering
a
moaning
cry
And I acted the beer
g a y Caigurylte said: “Yuinping yim- eonaequenee to ua , n the ,.« t year.
To°*. it pushes hef d,r.°PJ* d frr,m the
A* fur us men dere
hat city of Peking. No one, except just audible to the listener. Then the wager. Tho new clothes were too much
n u n yl Mx dollars and all my cloth««?
• ad.PndroPpi n 7 ^ t o « V “nntity
When hl* partner 1* poor—
for
him,
however.
He
got
drunk
ou
the
No. by gingersnap! I'll give you J2 So, some iM-rson who haa lived in China, or mate arrived, and, after various move­
Yoe, I acted the boor
of them and staid drunk at tho
With that roee tinted beauty of
m y watch and overcoat." It iaunneees- who has been told by some one who has ments indicative of alarm, each bird d strength
u b for the next tw o weeks, when he
to«'k an egg in its capacious month and
bved
there,
ever
cal
la
it
anything
but
sar.v to state that the offer w us accepted,
And not till thia momeot, fmn» £**
flew softly away.
was dropped from memburship."— New
us all the dusky rauhiea asked for the 1 ckm Even the geographies make the
Hare J learned what would n»*k®
York Sun.
t
o
Vaillont.
the
French
naturalist,
same mistake Yet it is as incorrect to
clam s w as four bits.
blue—
oh®erv«d
the
collared
goatsucker
«d
the
a ~ i th, L."Thir,?.in,V ’r; r’ ry > w
«veer
Sk®ekl»i.
That I danced that eotlllou
uunt the •
as it woul.l be to leave off
With
a girl worth a mlllluu
Pi'l
then,
wn,n
(
»
L
n
.
i
*
”
,U4d*'
Gape
of
G«xd
Hope
carrying
off
its
eggs
It Mnehed.
P’ Pv^are ealX iited r U
*be da,lT
Wanted a IU< On®.
the "k lu New York. It ahouid be pro­
And thought that she hadn’t a
Who know how thT
“ "*
in
the
same
uianni
r—
a
comparatively
Gobang—
What
sort
of
a
trip
did
you
->
m
fre.?.1
^
;
"
^
dime
mu'-,
nounced
with
the
accent
on
the
tatter
The annual report o f Riddeford'selty
-T o m Hall In New York Monday
miaalonary. just mad« public, shows syllable, instead of, as moat people give easy h-at, as tht> mouth of all these bird« have «-omiug from Euro,« ?
The <-bort|„ rot,nt »ml won, .
Warded lady* _ L ) d ,b ' “ U - The !
is
very
capacious,
a
veritable
trap
when
Reeovupea*ed.
The
re
«
ont,
J“
«»'
to
waefe—
Ukerdek— Awful Si«k all the tim e
s o u * queer sides of human nature, as it» oil the firM.—{¿olden I>uya.
mortal beside the one?
Bn b i n a r y 1
Ami nol««), h«.t . -,n ,
b h« ir,«®_
the jaws are «'peneil for the vartou in ­ There must have been at least a doceu
’•The Jim son girl« were
w ell as m any p itifu l eases of suffering
t ■U*allhy II ua I b *«*.
sects upon which they fried iu the duak of the frxds who rock a beat ou tsard.
op when their falh«r niarri«1 M
For instance, oae woman, who had two
«book." Tbmk7f a ? ; rtr la d ,,’ Pock-
In a reecnt medical report o f Prof between day and n igh t
—Town Topics.
,
or three sm all Bibles, asked the m is­ Belli it la stated that in the rice ffd .l.
,d J | In another
k RTP,>n lp«ther I wereu’I they?”
Many hints carry their young abort
“ Yes, they were, until they 1
sionary to g et her one o f those nice fa mi around Ravenna, Italy, the workers,
‘"«m
th
.t
«
’’•'■rtisement
we
They
.m,,
fur
"*"d’
done,
distances, aa the wnrstcoek, which has
Ta® Larky Mica.
their new mother w as just tb**r
Ijr Bible®, w orth about 114. One family rnoatly females, are bowed nearly
hottons on the
„4 * " “ «> ”> " w
txs'n seeu carrying off a little «we be-
Soiled Sammy— Dare's Jmt one t ing
Now they borrow her clotht-». "
w ho applied for aid were found break- double, emaciated, with a®hrn-gray
tw eeu tlie elawM w hile it is w ell known
Thrao wa. hi«.
2 i'r"“c «»>1 »et«.
fo a tirg on frieaaaeed rabbit, bread and 1 ouiplt-xioaa. all to gain 12 cents a day. that the wood dark carriea its young I euvk<e dem millionaires.
r ood« t a g w b . x ~ B: bii,‘ wo • « ton Traveler.
Thirsty Thornton— Wot's dat?
butter, m ines pie. s r d tea. when the and tksir children are anaemic, tym ­ dowu from the nest in trees to the w a­
Was the dn-art— ThT ' toek"d » It*
»« bnr*
ln« ta <to wlth ¿¿e r ^ d atnry 1, gn
Boiled Sammy—Dry n m x has to
Th*
f « nid
w o m a a tL * ?L’h
xniasinuarv surprised toem by Lha. an
iH pnw
aid worn*«
B « f n®S HalF-
panitic and umter-aiced. — St, Louis ter. using her hill fas tho purtxaa — work «nt Ucre flues.—New York Jour-
“ "wral on” ¿ e
T
“*7 I
.T
h
en
»ok»
with
a
«
¿
iE
?
exp ect«' ca JL
G lobe- Democrat.
“ They say kissing w ill core 1
Fbliadelptw T ihom
‘
Co' want " , aai«.,"^ tbat Brown &
oh, wh.1 . kor',«
“ ‘’ »P-
»nderflaooels. •’
y n Greets and sla. •'
thatw e aevor re!“
"° 8h« k«>
“ That may he, bnt dyspeptic*
carry
stim m e caer.
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