The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921, July 08, 1898, Image 4

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    Liver Ills
The Horrors of
Rheumatism Hood’s
dvsprpsis. brnUcb*. eemti-
Like bilious»**’ .
I pa,i„n.sour steamri..
Jurcl l.y H eed» «11*.
Tb»! <"»
AN ADONIS OF EOYprj
nen khefta
, the
m ost
b e a u t if J
MAN IN THE WORLD.
* ork H is M o m m y F o u m l l a a C .m .t .r y Mss,
Shu CMy o f E l K a i,
“T k . g , a
V pun Him,** h u t U u D ie d Lika O thsrH s,
ta ts - W i f e u m l * o u | a T om b Wl'fc
T he A douis o f E gyp t 6,400 years
isu g a iu am oug m en. N ot as hew «
when w om en bowi before him and his
2fteenti. All drugftoti.
■
every geature w us looked upon tlmoq
* * * * * * * J f f * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * i f ? â f f * * * * * J f ç * i K â ( f K E * * *
< * r x u f > ^ - ‘^ _
* ’
I Prepare.l by C. I. Ilood *
D w e lD “
us if it w ere th at o f a god, but swathe
The only PHI tO Ulke with llootl** Harsaparilla.
could not fed a ntedle thrust Into my flesh-
iu tho h a b ilim en ts of the ngulatk#
Such ruffering as rheumatism causes the
ESSAY.
1 was confined to the house three
A PSALM OF LIFE.
LITTLE JIMMIES
mummy. C entu ries before imperial C».
G r e a t llr lta iu a t W a r.
victims upon whom it fastens itself is al­
THE BLACK PRINCE'S ARMY most
yean, unable to walk nearly half the time.
unendurable.
Our
purely
defensive
strength
rests
f h . SuIJrct W a . “H rtrt, ” »ud H . D id I* ,ar died and turned to clay th i.
T hrough U-.e w ild bab tl o f our fever'd tim e
4
4
After
those
three
slow
yean
of
agony,
S u f f e r re from the w orst types of thu ter­
The «ouif o f Uotutr exuneth, gruvettod stern. upon an assum ed naval suprem acy seffl- T he L a r c e .t K n c ll.h F le e t E v er A u r u i-
ruled the d w eller s ou J60.000 acres
»lore T lisn J lo t Ira.
during which I spent probably $2,000 tor
rible disease will supply the missing hor-
With tiding« froui the world*« froeh, h e u ltb / eient to sw eep a ll enem ies freth the seas
w ith a rod of iron. T h e womeu adored
bh.tl T o o k t h e S o ld ie r , to F ran ce.
treatment
and
tried
a
dozen
doctors,
I
give
In
yur
insides
In
F r t:n o -
ig story from real life,
ron in the following
Hearts is located
-
—to such an extent at all events as to
up hope ol any release from pain, but death. [be rejnu of yure stuunuicks. Thu fix- him for h is beuuty
beauty. The —
meu feared
Air. W . O. Stoddard’s serial, “ With
T ldiug* w hich our w orn, w earied age con
Those who writhe under milder forms
“ I was cured, completely cured, by Dr.
cern.
insure us a gain st the possibility o f be­ the Blaek P rin ce." gives iu St. N ich o ­ cf rheumatism w ill be able to imagine the
ecology says they works like pumps, ami respected him for h is wisdom.
Williams’
Fink
Pills
for
P
ile
People.
They
N eur the c it y o f El Kab, which Is
which is tho milkman's best friend.
U n c b in g 'd , through a ll live long, unnuml»cr*d ing starved into subm ission, although las an account of the splendid army feelings of the tortured victim.
alone caused m y recovery.
Thia necessarily that accom panied the prince to the but­
T h e only justification for making public
V< are,
% Otherwise unbeaten.
Tbo heart is a very importuut organ, situuted 76 w ile s north of the preseut
“
T
he
first
dose
gave
me
appetite.
such heart-rending details c the fact that
T he voivo o f Iloiner einga the aong divine.
means that the navy m nst be iu n p osi­ tle of Crecy. Mr. Stoddard says:
site o f Cairo, there lie* an anrientcenw
44 Alter the second dose I slept soundly, out it don’t make uo musick.
Which tella o f godliko to ils, of hena*«* tear«
the lesson taught w ill be helpful to others,
tion net on ly to guard borne waters, bnt
It
wus
the
largest
E
nglish
fleet
yet
My brother, which is u poick, suy*. tery so old thut even tlio men to who«,
the first time within a year.
A nd o f tho punishm ent o f Priam '« lino.
pointing
the
way
io
renewed
life
and
health
also to undertake ix tc n siv e operations, assem bled, and the arm y going on
“ I sent for a dozen boxes. By the time • What harm iy when two hearts beets tho papyrus scrolls are as fam iliar,,
The b o ttle In tho plain is raging y e t;
offensive as w e ll as defensive, upon cv- board was also the best w ith w h ich any to every sufferer from rheumatism.
I had taken the contents of eleven boxes I ,iko 1 •• I Wish pop wood take a leasing tho w aters o f th e N ile are n
unable to Hr
T h e story is told by a woman. Her
The w atch Area blaze; tho book'd ahi pa lin e
kiko — -
. • . •
...
u a ,lira s « l b t l ' « U t f i r u t
k»y sea. A n y serious interruption of our E n glish k in g hud ever put to sea. It name is Mrs. Caleb r e o ly i she lives in
felt entirely w e ll
when it wus first devoted to the pur.
the «bore.
“ T he doctor said I was cured. He wa* from 2 hearts. He beats like 00.
trade w ould en tail conw qnences alm ost consisted c f picked men only. C f these, St. Paul, Ind.
For o s th e foo In prim array la got.
Pop tole w o once bis heart was back poso o f housing tho m ortal tenement* of
greatly impressed, and since then he ha*
A h, but d o w e fight aw th ey fou ght o f y o ret
as disastrous us the com plete stoppage 4,000 w ere m tu-at-arm s, 6,000 were
T his is her account t
prescribed Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale in tho old town where he was born, the old E g y p tia n * T he orcha-ologig
of
our
food
supply.
Whether
the
B
r
iti.h
“
I
am
a
farmer’s
w
ife.
I
believe
m
y
Irish, 12,000 were W elsh, but the most
For wo, too, lik e tho heroes long ago,
People foe many of his patients.”
I but I am afrade ho is u lyre, beeos when has long found it a fru itfu l fiobl f()r re.
M ost a age alow war« and aall the bitter aoa. uovy is or is not sufficiently strong not carefully trained and disciplin ed part frequent exposure to the weathu caused
Mrs. Fcnly, together with her husband, Kate was married ho said, “ My heart is search, and m any a m um m y that today
F ierce la th e conflict, loud th e tem p ests blow, only to guarantee the U n ited K ingdom of tho force consisted of 10,000 bow ­ m y terrible attack of rheumatism. Damp
made affidavit to the exact truth of the fore­ J full 2 say m uch," and he didn’t get no is gazed ou In th e m useum s with rouaj
A nd th e wavoa roar and rage uuoou«iugiy.
sgaiu st uctual invasion, but also to pro­ men. D uring a w h ole year hud Edward weather always aggravated it.
going account before Notary P. N. Thomas. telefone from his birthplace. Bymeby oyed wonder w as undisturbed here for
44
M
y
limbs
would
begin
to
swell
at
the
B till m ea t w o wander o ’er tho fctormy main,
tect adequately our im m ense volum e of end his sen and h is generals toiled to
The cure of the severest cases of rheu­
ankleioints.
thousands of years.
‘T w is t rock« and whirlpool« uilroeul piuMoge loreign trade, is a m utter of opinion.
matism by Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for ho fell under the tubul and some wuu
(elect und prepare the men und tho wcap-
44 T his swelling would begin in the night,
m ake.
It so happened th a t a short timo ago
mrkustically remarked thut it was very
But
even
ussum
ing
that
the
desired
con­
Pale
People
has
occurred
in
every
state
in
i
ns
w
iili
w
h
ich
they
were
to
m
eet
the
at times. I would awake in agony.
S till m u st tho siren s sin g to us in vain,
persons prospecting for new field* In ,
ditions
cun
ho
uccepted
us
uctually
e
x
­
full.
the
Union,
and
its
power
in
ordinary
cases
(Mill from th o »o4hi o f C irce m u st w e break.
MDaylight would find my limbs purple
h igh ly fam ed chivalry of tho continent.
King Richard had a lying heart but h ill in tbo cem etery described discover­
is propori onaiely greater.
istin g it w ill scarcely he denied that e v ­ An army selected from a nation of per­ in color, swollen to twice their natural size,
T orn , then, to Hotner'a pa-ilm o f life and see
These marvelous vegetable pills ^o di­ 1 huve got a busted heart which is ed a little p it w h ic h apparently bad
and
so racked with pain 1 could not bear
ery
sh
ip
set
free
from
the
task
of
guard­
haps 4 ,0 0 0 ,^ 0 o f people w as to contend
H ow they endured whoao pilgrim age 1« (lone
rectly to the seat of the trouble. T hey
Doro reader uiu’t a girl heartless ' uover been m ade th e subject of inveiti.
A nd hear theniceaago th ey have lo ft for thee— in g our ow n shores m ust add uu addi­ w ith an arm y collected from France to touch them.
build up a new cellular structure fn the to give me the shako beeos my bare is gntion. E xcavation brought to light
44 M y right arm and both legs were so
Only by patien ce 1« thu victory won.
tional guarunteo to the sufety o f our w ith her 20,000,000, and from such a l­
diseased parts by eliminating poisonous
— M acm illan’« M agazine.
red? Can I avert tbedekrecsof tho fates tbo fact thut it w a s uot only something
m erchant sh ip s abroad. It follow s there­ lies of hers us G erm any und Bohem ia, drawn as to be almost useless.
elements and renewing health-giving
44 M y skin became dry and yellow.
now, but from
tho arcliKologiat'i
fore that if th e army w ere in a position re-cuforccd by lurge num bers of paid
which has got a cinch ou mortals?
“ At times m y limbs would pain as
chemical forces in the bloM.
INCANDESCENT LAMPS.
to prevent tho p ossib ility o f a success­ mercenaries. A m ong theso latter were though millions of needles were pricking
I am a cynick now, which ineuncs standpoint one o f tho m ost importuut
T hey are for sale by druggists every­
finds in a very lou g tim e. The pit wu
where : for 50 cents a singlt box or )X50 »very one is a fool butt mo.
R o w M i, D u ra n d O ut F ila u i.D t M ay 11« ful landing w ith ou t the aid of the na­ the crossbowm en of Genua sold to P h il­ them.
val forces the latter w ould enjoy a free­ ip by the m asters of that Italiun o li­
“ Again they would be numb and I
Tho heart is connected w ith the leg, tbo entranco to u solid chamber of rock
for half a dozen.
D e p la n e d a n il ltv u e w e d .
oecos when a feller gets his leg pulled con tain in g a num ber o f stono coftim or
It has been gen erally supposed to bo a dom of uctiou w h ich they cannot have garchy.
B esid es theso there lay
he goneruly has a lieartake. But a heart- sarcophagi.
Edw ard’s adventure had a seem ing
fr u itio n task to attem pt tho renew al of w h ile hampered by the m illsto n e of pos­
H
e
H
e
ld
th
e
W
in
n
in
g
H
u
id
.
upon tho floor o f th e chamber a num­
ike can't hold a caudle to u stummick
u burnt out incau-.lesceut electric liuup, sible invusion h an ging about their necks. of great rathness, for already it wus re­
T hey were havin g tho nsnal gam e of
»ke for pain. This is a heartrending ber of statues. Exam ination of the
alth ou gh there appeura to be Home eco­ It needs to be ever borno iu m ind that, ported that the French king had m us­
cards in the sm oking upartinent. The
topick. I have not the heart to con­ various contents sh ow ed that one of the
nom ic fa lla c y in volved in tho deatruc- how ever su ccessfu lly and by w hatever tered 100,000 men. F u ll m any a gal- |
travelin g men swapped jokes, nailed lies
tinue this assay.—Jim m ie iu San Fran­ sarcophagi contained tho mummy of
tlon o f w h at is except in one sm all if means wo secure ourselves ugainst being lnut cavalier in armor o f proof may
and told bigger ones. The stranger who
N cukhefta, und tbo roll of papyrus and
cisco Examiner.
im portant particular a perfect piece of invaded, w ar upon such term s could not w e ll have wondered to hear, moreover,
ju
st
sat
in
to
fill
out
the
gam
e
contrib­
oontinuo
indefinitely
w
ith
o
u
t
ut
last
BF THE
tho in scrip tion s on th e sarcophagus
that Edward H I, accounted the fore­
apparatus. It is not iutcudod, as a rule,
uted
noth
in
g
but
sm
iles
and
an
occa­
reaching the point ut w h ich wo should m ost general of h is tim e, proposed to
H er Suggestion.
both gnvo tho inform ation that these
V W
to g iv e in th is colum n descriptions of
bo obliged Io choose between pence at m eet superior num bers of tho best sional general laugh to the social fea­
It wus at a Jefferson avenuo residence, w ere tho m ortal rem nius of “ the moat
A m erican devices or achievem ents
lances of Europe w ith lig h tly urniored tures o f the occasion.
and the young man in tho ruse hud boon beautiful m an iu E g y p t and probably
draw n from foreign pu b lication * T his any price und ru in .— Broad Arrow.
E very ouoe in a w h ilo a jovial drum ­
men on foot. They knew not y e t of tho
going often and staying late until the tho w orld. ’’
rahjret has, however, been taken up by
“S a lt in g ” S old ier«,
m
er
w
ould
announce
that
he
had
some
new era that w as d aw ning upon the
W heu tho w rapping* o f tho mommy
th e E n g lish Journal, Industries and
maiden fair felt tho monotony of it.
Is courage to be taugh t in peace? A science of war. Edward and h is bow­ poker in h is bund, and an occasional
Iron, and, although it states that an
Last Thursday evening ubout l l o'clock of th is anqient A d ou is wore unfolded,
Russian geu eru lon re proposed to “ sa lt" men w ere to teach tho world more than side bet w as m ode under the rules of
A m erican prcxvss for ren ew in g these
tho conversation drugged so that it a l­ there w as n oth in g to indicato that tlw
bis soldiery by loading one rifle iu ten
one new lessen before tl.at m em orable tho great A m erican gome.
lam ps after tho ftlnment has been bro­
F in a lly one of theso challenges elicit- J T U B C H R O N IC J JE r« ak a wiU> lh « < re « U « l most pulled the carpet out by thu tucks, rem ains wero thoso o f a man of any
w ith bull cartridges durin ; maneuvers. cam paign wns over. Befcro th is he
ken hns been developed, it does not give
and for a minuto or two ho sat iu cogi­ beauty w hatsoever. Tho grinning skele­
This ghu stly preparative w as loo re­ hud show n w hat deeds m igh t he wrought ed from the stronger an adm ission that «ew apajw rs In V i« U n lU d H tau « .
th e m u n oof inventors nor state that tho
T H K C 1I ItQ N IC L K ban no equal on the Paclfl«
tative mood, w ith h is hand to his fore­ ton looked e x a ctly lik e those of today.
voltin g to c iv iliz ed m inds, and it has upon tho sea by ships prepared and poker w as ubout the only gam e of cards l 'o«at.
I t leads a ll In a b ility , enterprise and n« w a
precess has com e into an yth in g like g en ­
head.
The on ly odd fact w ns th at the shape of
never been curried out, but, if udopted,
T H K C H R O X I C I J i ’rt Tele<raphtc Reuorls are
o
f
w
h
ich
he
did
not
poascss
some
k
n
o
w
l-'
m anned and led by him self. Ho had so
eral application. » I t s description of the
" I was just trying to remember some­ the sk u ll, the hands and the feet were,
| the la te s t and m oat re lia b le, It*« Local News the
it would m ake the urmy trained under
edge,
but
ho
had
rather
a
peculiar
hand,
crippled the uovul power o f h is enc- J
operation is therefore giv en for w h at it
I Foileet and spiciest and It« E d ito ria l« frotn lb«
thing," ho explained.
w h ile u n m istak ab ly E gyptian, of mom
such circum stunres invincible, and so
m ies that there w as now no h ostile fleet and because o f the value it w ould huve j ablest p e n s 'n the country.
is worth.
"Yes?” she replied.
classic m old tlinn thoso of most mam­
in tbo end tend to shorten w ar und save
| T U K c i l l t O N I C L K li seal w a rs b-«en. and alwap«
in
other
gam
es
he
w
oqld
ju
st
tako
a
strong
enough
to
prevent
h
is
present
It stales th at a com m ercial success
" I had something pleasant to tell mies. Tho form ation o f tho skull also
j *111 he. th e frie n d and cham pion of lh a people m
life. It w ou ld accustom the soldier to undertaking, although P h ilip had man- ! chance.
boa been m ade o f a process for renew ing
: a gainst c om bin ations, cliques, cor^orattone, or
yon.”
indicated that its o w n er when alive pc*-
the sigh ts and scenes of the buttlefleld
B
ets
wero
rapidly
mndo
un
til
there
oppressions
of
anv
k
in
d
.
I
t
w
ill
be
ta
dopoadaM
hom ed o u t lam ps w h ich rendera possible and overcom e his dreud of the unknown. uged to send out sem e scores o f cruisers
"Ah, w h at was it?" and she bright- sensed great m en tal developm ent, thus
w as $150 in tho pot, w hen a call was 1« « v a r y u ilo < n e u tra l Iu im U tin *
1 to do w h atever harm they could.
th e use o f the old bulb at u very sligh t
euod a bit.
ju stify in g the p leasan t things which
It would enable him to control his
made, and the stranger aw kw ardly ask­
expense. B y the now m ethod tho collar,
“ Uin—um, let me see, ” he said, rub­ were said about h im in the perfectly
nerves in the tu m u lt of the actual en­
ed liow m any points his opponent had.
or bare end, o f the lam p l l not disturb­
FRIGHTENED
AWAY,
bing his head. " I can't just thiuk whut preserved roll o f an cien t manuscript
counter. Such a pursuit us clim bing
“ We don't count p o in ts,” w as the
ed, the old filam ent b ein g rem oved und has the saino m oral e ffe c t
it w as.”
w h ich recited h is history.
answer,
"
b
u
t
I
have
four
eights.
I
rath­
T
il«
F
ir
s
t
M
an
l
i
e
M
et
I
n
t
h
e
A
lask
a
th e new one placed tliroagh a sm all hole
Endurance, m utual trnst, se lf control,
Tho light faded out of her face, then
Som e of tho arcbo-ologists here were
er
th
in
k
th
at
w
ill
tako
the
plunder.”
G
o
ld
fie
ld
s
R
eared
H
im
Off.
in the lum p bulb m ade by rem oving the
it came again.
may be leurued on the high Alps, or,
at first inclined to doubt the accuracy of
" N o ," Raid a muu w ho w as sittin g 1 “ W ell, I declarcl” gasped the stran­
t ip . The sm all hole is subsequently clo s­
for the m atter o f tbut, iu W astdale, on a box iu trout of a grocery store, "1 ger, as he leaned back and mopped his
“ Perhaps it w as ‘good n ig h t,’ ” she tho claim s m ade regarding thi* find,
ed exactly in the sam e m anner as in the
where a slip on the face of the m ountain
suggested quietly.
but in vestigation sh ow ed that there win
ease o f th e new lump, lea v in g nothing means destruction. The volley of stones ca n ’t say nw I know very m uch about brow. “ Here I am w ith high, Jock,
He looked ut her for a fu ll m inute ; uo cause for doubt w hatever. It would
gam e, b ig casino, an ace, a run of five
to in d icate in the finished, repaired down some precipitous g u lley is not less A la sk a ."
looked at her as if she had said some­ have been im p ossib le to perpetuate*
H is com panions looked at him iu a s­ and n flu sh ,” us ho threw dow u (he
lam p th at it had ever been opened.
deadly than the h ail of sh ells and bul­ tonishm ent. It w as the first lim e he hud nee, king, queen, jack and ten of d ia­
thing by mistake, looked ut hor as if fraud of th is sort. Tbo papyrus roll,
I t is stated th a t se w o 400,000 lamps lets on the battlefield. A nd, iu a less
she m ight have uu explanatory remark w h ich told tho h isto ry of Ncukhefta,
monds.
"
I
really
thought
I
had
you
ever
adm
itted
not
k
n
ow
ing
m
uch
about
have been repaired by th is m ethod, the degree, h u n tin g and the m anlier forms
heat, ” and ho shoved the money towurd
or two to add, but she never flinched. set forth that h is dom inion extended
filam en t b ein g inserted through the c f a th letics g iv e the sam e r e s u lt Spoita anyth in g.
Then he got up und went away, and ho over 42 m iles o f th e banks of the Nile.
" I reckon, then, tbut y o u ’re not th e paralyzed drummer.
« n a il hole referred to by a sk illfu l tw ist in volvin g risk to life are thus of su ­
In the m idst of the roar that follow ed
uover camo back.— Detroit Free Press.
H is residence w ns term ed Nishwak*.
o f the hand und secured in position liy a preme value from the nationul point of th in k in g nLont g o in g to dig for g o ld ,”
"A royal flush I" w as shouted by some
w hich is supposed to m ean that the vil­
sp ecial carbon pusto. The black deposit view , and th is should be remembered suid one bystander.
D
atto
DlfferemL
one,
und
the
stranger
w
as
hilariously
'
“ N o ."
lage whero he liv ed bore that title.
on the in sid e o f the bulb is rem oved by
when the ignorant uud degenerate ussail
Caller—Sir, I am reliably informed I "G reat were h is flocks, oh, ruler of
"M ebbe, though, as tho stories of assured that he had won. H is surprised
fittin g the lam p to the holder and re­ th em .— F ortn igh tly R eview .
that you have been insinuating that I rulers,” says th e m aiinscript. "None
suridi u w ealth keep pouring iu you 'll face never gave nwuy so m uch ns a
m ovin g i t in a gas furnace, w h ile i i u - ;
chuckle u n til he wus alone that n ig h t
was a liar and a thief, und I huve c a ll­ wns so w ise. N ou o wus so beloved.
change your m in d ," Faid another.
m ed iately fo llo w in g th is operation a
?ti-
C u ttin g by N tenm .
ed to demand an imm ediate retraction, The *nn sm iled on him when he jonr-
" I t w o n 't bo possible. I ’ve been t — N ew York World.
sm a ll g la ss tube is fused to the opening
It Is not generally recognized that tho
or, iu lieu thereof, your worthless hide, ueyed abroad, and w h en he looked with
m ade in the built, through w h ich the friction betw een uir und other gases und there. ”
R plilers an d T h e tr W ays.
sir.
“ And cam e hack w ith o u t g ettin g
lam p is exhausted. W hen th is bus been solids or liq u id s is very great. It is on
! displeasure a sorrow as of death came
We And or marked differences in hab­
Editor (of The Bugle)—A ll The B q - t upou him w ho hud cuused it. H ew sito
dons nud tho lost trace o f air und gas account of th is friction that wo hnvo rich?”
gle ha* ever said ubout you, Major Gore his pcoplo w hat tho w aters c f the Nils
“ Yes. 1 did n't m uch more than ctofs its, tastes and characters am ong spiders
absorbed, a blow pipe Homo is directed such enorm ous w aves nt sea during
has been in a political way.
upou the Hire.at o f the tube, w h ich is gales of w ind. The film of oil w hich the L-ouudury lin o lefc ro I turned as am ong hum an beings. Som e kinds
are to Egypt. G reat is his name No
prefer nlwr.ys liv in g iu houses or c el­
“ Oh, I beg your pardon I I was un­ man w h o liv e s w a s so beautiful There
tnslted in to th e ixiiut e x a ctly in every reducen the breaking o f the sea seem s to around and stru ik fur h om e."
lars,
not
seem
ing
to
care
for
any
fresh
der the impression that you had been
"Beared?”
respect a roaaterpart o f the original act not only by its cohesion and deaden-
is uono to tako b is p lace."
nir or out o f door exerciso, Mr. Jesse
" T h a t's tho an sw er."
attacking my character. "— Indianapo­
l a m p — P rovident« Journal.
Perhaps there w n s a touch of oriental
lng action upon the water, but by huv-
te lls of tw o spiders that lived for 13
lis Journal.
•*
W
hat
of—
polar
hears?"
&
i
ing a less am onut of friction w ith the
i extravagunco in th is, but among the
T I m W e ll U ram «4 M an.
years iu opposite cam era of a drawei
" N o .”
air. Bo that ns it may, how ever, air,
' statues found ou tho floor of the chan-
T h eo T hey D ld a't Du a T h la g ,
w h ich w as used for soap and candles, j
“ Su pp lies g iv e out?”
There is a certain professor iu a cer- steam uml m ost gases huve a great deal
■ ber w as ouo w h ich unquestionably wa*
"H ypocritel"
Others d eligh t in m aking burrows in
T h « C h r o n ic le U u lld la
ta ia uu ivm aily of tho U nited States who of friction w ith so lid a
"
N
o
,
I
lind
plen
ty
c
f
food.
W
hat
I intended to represent N cn k h cfta This
When under
"Baro
faced
swindlorl"
the
earth,
in
d
w
ellin
g
under
stones
or
I
ouoe, at th e beginning of uuo of his lec­ pressure, this friction is increased, and changed my plan w as see ing a m an dig- ,
w as ovidenco su fficient th a t the inscrip­
"Robber of tho orpbau!”
tures ou fine art*, got ou the subject of if the gas is escaping through a sm all gin g u hole. I bad these ideas about gold behind the looae bark on trees, and oth­
Having cleared the atmosphere by tion m ust uot have been w ithout cansc.
the kind o f pins worn iu tbo uecktios of orifice the law of friction iu regard to being found anyw here and everyw here, ers liv e under w n ty . Many never leave I
«V Ma t,
F «|d,
thus m utually discovering each oth­ According to tho standard of beauty
you u g college men. He w us a good leo speed, w h ile .pressure and surface ro- and I w ent up th iu k iu g to get some their webs,, bnt p atien tly w ait, hoping I
er s identity, the gas meter and the w hich existed in E g y p t in those day*
furor and w as alw ays interesting, hut m aiu equal, s t ill holds true. I t is a fact points ubout m ining. I asked him in som e in sect w ill become entangled in i U l T
short ton of coal settled them selves to N cukhefta w as certa in ly an Adoni*
ib is lecture w as the m ost iutorestiug of known of long observation thut the an offhand w ay w h eth er he had struck ’ the snares they have set. Others dash
..n n
U l.
the task of not doing a thiug hut run W hile in sculptu re th e ancient Egyptian
h is course to the 800 hoys w ho heard auiall vulvrs o f certain kind of steam uny pay dirt yet, und he turned around about and scizo upou every lncklcss in ­
w as not equal to the g en in s of today h*
up the score.— N ew York Press.
him , and the w h ole hour w us spent ou drips cut w ith great rapidity if allow ed and glared at me and said, ’Y oung fe l­ sect that crosses their path. The most
i w as a man o f m uch sk ill, and there i*
necktie pins, their uuo and m isuse und a very *mall rise or opeuing. That ler, w hat do yon think I am d iggin g adventurous o f all are those that Rail'
no reason to doubt that the statue is *
The R eal Sufferer.
w h at they euggested. T he g ist of what steam cuts uml cu ts lik e a knife, espe­ th is for?* I told him I thought ho was out into the w orld on one o f their own
"Is it so bad as that— pineh as von fairly fa ith fu l repretentation of "th*
he eaid was that there w ns uo more c ia lly wheu the pressure is high and d ig g in g for gold. Ho glared at mo little threads.
In the bright antnm n weather, i f wc
may. you w ill have hard work to m .k Z “ T * bc,,ntiful man in Egypt. ’’
reason w hy a hoy should wear a horse the outlet sm all, is a fact tolerably w ell again and t a id : ‘Gold nothing. I'm do­
both ends meet?"
*1’° tom b o f N eu k h efta were »Iso
shoe w ith a w h ip across it all in gold established und known to m ost old e n ­ ing th is for fun. I ’ve beeu liv in g here observe closely, wo m ay som etim es see
Thi
C
ra.it
si
ttcijy
jj
|]
k fen .Iry,
Dashit— I don’t mind it so far
i t*le m um m ies of b is w ife and littl*
thau that houses should huve sieves for gin eers.— P hilad elph ia Record.
for four years, uml there's one thing som e o f our ow n sm all spiders ascend I
sou. It w ou ld appear from tho iiifonn*-
roof», and that ns it w as extrem ely
th at m y cu riosity 1ms never been satis­ to the tops o f trees, fences and other j
O rriH
i ‘J’“4* ™ « ’- blit it w ill be
fied about. I ' iu goiug to d ig th is hole high objects, rise on their toes, tn m the
foolish to put n big sieve ou your houso
terribly hard for my valet to have to tion contained in tho papyrus that thi*
A M a a a g er a t th e P e r io d .
spinners upward, throw out a qunutity I
i
lia
for a roof so it w as qu ite ns foolish to
put up with domestio cigars after the old tim o E gyptian wu* content with
Walter K ennedy wrote to the m an­ geexl und deep so us to allow plenty of
•»«««-. w
nKrt th, Onlw4
w ear horseshoes ou your uonkties. Tho ager of a prom inent theutrr iu Connect­ room, and then find out ju st how far o f silk and s;iil away. They grasp the
prime bavnnas he has been used t o — ouo w ife, som eth in g o f a rarity in those
_ w»to«.r»n„i,ani » i m i ,»
; day* H e w as e v id e n tly an exception
pzluvtpls o f this ia thut you should huve icut, asking for h is open tim e for a dow u th is clim ato w ill m ako tho m er­ ! silken thread w ith their feet and seem
Boston Transcript.
to be cu joyin g them w ir e s as m uch a« I
Ui* bricht««
to ail roles, how ever, and this probably
u reasou in w hat you wear us w ell ns iu week iu the follo w in g rep erto ry : “ Sam ­ cury go. ’ "— W asbiugtou Star.
w . kl.v Nffw^npor in th«
(
T h . F r o b .b l. K . m o b .
the birds and butterflies.— Margaret W. I
pvinis
other thing* und that eeuaelea* decora so n ,“ ' " O th e llo ," " V irgin iu e" and
accounts
for the presence of the muo-
Mw... «f V
. O . U o ‘r n tn
r M ** > n co,','n»**
tw.nve
-« « •• of
| . ¡ „ „ . m l I n f .r .n v
I L eighton in Popular Bcicuco M onthly.
Ill« A nsw ers
tlona, lik e horseshoe* ou uecktios or “ Damon and P y th ia s," and th is wus
wear ^ n D,1Lr W? y PCOple 80 llk<> »0 m ics of h is w ife aud son iu his tomb
- t . i , . . ! » . . m « » n in e ,,,,, A fT k u U u w l U o | « i , u „ „ t
neckties ou hursoshoes, aro s illy und uu- the answer: "W hiter K ennedy— Deur
wear squeaky shoes to church " said It is believed th at if ho hud had more
" T e ll me, am 1 not fair?"
«AMPLE C JP ____
IE S 3 ,f r f h : e .
tho nervous boarder.
’ *"*“ than one w ife there w ou ld be some evi­
D v. N lr o tl on A m e r lra n N ew spap er«.
herounug to a se if respecting person. S ir : I m ust suy th at I have never heard
H ie speaker leans la c k iu her scut
T h is particular exam ple w as ouly one of hut tw o of the actors you m ention iu and sm ile* coquettisbly.
Dr. N icoll, w ho camo to (his country
••n
sai(1 Aebury Penners dence in the form o f inscription or oth-;
to illu strate a principle, w h ich is that your company. Ramson wns at tho dim e
you
a n t t h e to t^eir08? ,0.?a l l,h " paflfor'“
In trull) the question seem s superflu­ J w ith Mr. Barrie, read the Am erican j ix
orw ise to ind icate th a t th is was hisf»-
newspapers w h ile lie w as here and au-1
to their soles. " -C in c in n a ti Enquirer
noth in g unusual, queer, ou t o f the or­ museum here not loug ago, breaking ous.
vorito w ife and tho m other of his son-
dinary, is iu itse lf a good th iu g — that, fake chaius, nud O thello played here
It is h eld that th is m nst have been hi*
A r she aita there w ith the afternoon dnciously ndm ila that lie liked them.
in fact, m ost things tbut are qneer und last w inter ut tbo opim sitiou tlieatar. auu trauFfusing her glorious tn asea into He has eonfessed to Tim W estm inster
CoaaolatioB.
only son from the statem en t ou tbo p*-
out o f the ordiuary are lik ely, in the They say he is a good uolcr, hut I don't a stream of liquid gold, her eyes ns blue Bndgct that in h is opinion no Anu ricim
d a v I"KLt ia ‘.r,ed W titi,lg
»Mer pyrus scroll, “ Thcro is u jiie to take hi*
question of drees, to be iu bad tuate.
"’r e , ’ d the aiuateur humorist
I lace. ”
enre about playin g colored stars at my us the henvtus. fatbouilrKs ns tho sea ii’Stitution i« more misunderstood abroad
m ao'* dross ought to he quiet, but It bouse, as I cater to tho very la st lady and dancing w ith exritrm en t; her lips thau the press. H e th in k s onr new spa­
c o „ i g i r ‘Thrtok
h? 1friend’
N en k h efta's w ife w ns named NyleP*j
S tlO W tN Q
m ust be cleun and w ell tukeu cure of in audiences, and then I d o u ’t think 1 o f coral w reathed w ith a roguish sm ile, per» lea« sensational than they sreui to
tha. I b i s i . thu in scrip tion ou her sur-
every instain<c. Tbo beat dreaaed muu is w ould like a show w ith all meu in it. she is indeed trauset o deiitally Icnn tifu l. be and s:»ys, very truly, that yon may
* Ul,«u r l.lnli, " ’Phsgus, “ N ylop th a, the yuecu «
The United States, Dominion of ! N o r t T 2 ± î ^ --------
the man w ho, in whatever com pauy ho I w an t show s w ith plenty of singiu g
But the man Been:« hliud to her lovo- look in vain in (hem for sneh m atter as
American.
j N eukhefta, G reatest of R u lers." Noth­
find* him self, Is incouspicuousi who, Ni<t dancing, soubrettca and comcdiana, liucFa. He rigards her w ith a frow ning the divoree reports w h ich the most prep
Canada and Northern Menuo
ing is said as to w h eth er or uot she *•*;
you rea lise iu an indelluilo wuy, ia w ell w ith funny gags. T h at's the stuff for brow ami eyea that sm older w ith anger
cr E n glish papers publish. Undoubted­
o x « «m m .
,
T’>» Fl« Th.» niadfc
beautiful, as it is p la in ly evident that
ly
w
e
A
m
ericans
lik
e
the
newspapers
appointed, though you ruiiuot w ell tell Ute. "— St. Louis Olutx'-Ik'iuoorat
And
t
h
.
V
.
Ä
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t
f
h
"
"
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T im id ly she repeato her question.
rCunlzhafta
narrative ! tile effnlmotr.«
e ^ n l(tonce o nt f N
eukhefta was »»OH
w h y .— H arper's Round Table.
w e have better, on the whole, than any
" A m I uot fair?"
that any w om an ly charm in his family
T i t « C i a l l v r y <*« m I«,
others
in
the
market,
l
u
t
w
e
are
so
eon-
Her com panion's face grow s black as
was practically lo st sig h t of.— tttoi1'
ll«U M bol<] B coavralea.
tin n a lly advised that our passion for
*
It is a com m on saying that the " g a l­ thunder.
O N T H K O T IIK R S U ,R
“ I d o o ’t see, E lla, bow you inauuge lery goda" are the best critics, and
course."—De- ington Post.
" F a ir l" be cries bitterly.
"F air, them is gu ilty, that w h ilo w e sa tiffy it
troit Free Pres*.
»"d
a n il G e t t h « M » p a n d
w ith your bouse m oney. If I g iv e you a aiuny people believe it to he true. It vvbt u yon open a jack pot w ith a te n " — w ith prod igality wo aeldom attem pt to
'• A ly < h r o n i e l « r ,r
D n r a b llit j o f Ivw rf.
O n e T ear,
lot, you epeud a lot, but if 1 d ou ’t give m ight have beeu years and years ugo,
Rage chokes hia utterance and w ith ju stify or even to excuse it, so that to
p r e p a id o i M P a . d I’a p j t .
ChalaleM .
Th© d u rab ility o f ivory is proved b.T
you ao m uch you aeeiu to get aloug w ith but at present the reverse is tiue. The a puaaionate gesture be dashes the cards hear our journals praised by a visitor
k a b sle y _ T h i n k y
Set a chain- tho fact that b illiard balls wbieb f»J
It,"
aaoaodeacy of farce com ely, vaud eville to the floor. — Suu Fraucieoo Exawiuar. excites em otions o f considerable novel-
lens wheel?
K
d
.
Y
r
>
W
f
*
tho sake of c u riosity had been made «
"W hy, that'* perfrctly aim plc, R u­ and exaggerated m clcdrunia lias not
tj- A fter all. a lik in g for newspapi-rs
of
w
e
a
r
h
,.1
»
i
at ***• cost ’ ery w o" preserved m am m oth ivory o»'
Ore*.«ae a r ,-N«,ntc,K
dolph
W hen you g iv e m e a lot, I ute­ beeu up lifting. The "gallery goda" of
V a lid K ir«««.
is. lik e a lik in g for one's fellow crea­
* a x m a x e n a » . c**.
•polia Journal “ ch “ » chain.— Indian- rtoobtedly m any thousand year* «•
ri to pay th e debts I get in to when you the present day know u oth lcg c f the
Bhe— How is It you w ere not at W ed* tures, apt to concentrate itse lf on indi- '
'________
, wore played w ith for several mouths by
vtdnala. If Dr N ico ll had been im poli­
d o n 't g iv e m e eo m u c h . F t l c g o o d e legitim ate drama. They have d, generat­ en d ’s reception?
A lo a t h f u l Netoatwa.
~
ospcrionced players iu P aris without it
BiaMar.
ed becnum< theatrical offerings have uot
H e— I staid aw ay on account o f a per­ tic enough to say w h ich Am erican pa­
A schoolboy was asked to explain
Mis* Elderlv m
° “* TT'
be’nB n oti« * ’ that th e balls were no»
pers he liked, his com m ents would hav* form atoli ,,f <iPW. F i ,
in any w ay served to educate them. — sonal matter.
W b*rw tb « T ro u b la la.
apIaiu
A lbany Journal.
•«•a nilNM^r Wuu af constautlv hl„«h<°W i * “ 1 cure a y«clf
gained iu interest a ll that they lost 11 • **iu-
She— M ay 1 a»k w h a t it was?
moth
M ir e ^ iiL s y ;^ ; a „
“ • r n i ° ’ n o t - t ,,n K h M am ,reM
b i r ivory
orr^ » ;
The (arth revolves -
*
“ It i t u 't a b it o f tvoubiu to got mar-
on au a x i. every
He— W ill you proin iso to keep it se­ discretiou.— Harper's Weekly.
Î4 hoar*, aud
r ie d ," M id th e airy youn g person.
F acto l a N a la r a l llto to ry .
jnem e of ,b e tre w .t o r ? - N e w Y o r k j X 7 l . ^ ,OapaOd
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cret?
mruduus
" N o ," ep*ke the sedate one. " It ie
T he P hilad elph ia Record say» that
She— Yra.
A F r a a tle a l « I r l.
A F ortu n « For F low er«.
•pires tre, I
iu b ein g m arried th a t the trouble ia.
•om e M uitese eala driDk beer. N ow w e
Harry D ouutow u (to oountry *we*<-
He— W ell, they failed to send m e au
M
rs
M
ackay
»pends
more
on
floral
Taere
In d ian ap olis Journal.
know w hy tboae cats that stay out late in v it t iiiu . —C o llier's W eekly
henrt)— M iss M ilk y w eig h , do yo" P**7
decoratiuua when g iv iu g a dinner party
F racttoai F toiy.
at u ig h t carry on aa — Cleveland Leader.
•ud sin g “ W hen tho C o w . Are It»1®*
or reception thau any other member of p|lj .? r h ,‘ ‘• • J«»otioualattit«d e>
Corn?”
Im itation »latca, m ade of com pressed the fashionable world. She ba* been
grsnd-
It Is said that the pilgrim to Mecca, w.axt pulp, are used for rooflug iu kuowu to hare chariots— drawn by
Fliegende
Mtaa M ilk y w eig h — Lord hies* y°*
"G
etting
sta rtin g from W ashington, w ould hava C h ristian ia They are m ade waterproof
uo. I gpt the dogs and chase 'em out.—*
your trouper*
•wau*— filled with rveee. from which Pockets fer
• <1 »Har to read
to travel 0,688 m iles in order to reach by a aacmt pnx-eea
D etroit Free Press.
ber gue»ts could help them selves Her h e a t h e n .B r o o k l y n t
to the
the Caaba.
ife.
dì
<"h. - b r e e
diuuer ta b le , are a w ealth of flower*
The population o f E gypt la uow about Wheu the blossoms are expensive and
A t H orn«.
Are. ornad t , tb£ " * PP"1-
C r a i, a t Fir».
U,Odd.000 and probably exceeds that of on» uf seaaon, the bill for flowers at a
For ? ' h*T ,rwnhlZ Hpp«d2a i 00*
*n<*
Mr. H errera— W ho ia that banglofi
Teacher— What I. r a r . . . u u
»t*»
tbo period of its greatcat ancien t proe- reception often am oun t, to £C d d —Loo coals o f f i r .
the p ian o dow n in th e parlor?
.
, n ‘ bT heaping For. .Ine« , h.
f^ ^ i n
! PC""«» • bead’
8
br»w“
<m* *° Uka «
«•ribr.
Mrs. N crvers— T h a t's Mr. Fi»h '
dsn Standard.
r itp ll— B osftiijg h i « _ v p to
froa
h . ahftak “ big bla scale*
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t Mr. N e r v e » — W e ll. I w ish ba’d
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em o a t of ber«.— U d to Data.
A woman's account o f torture which lasted three
years o f her struggles against the dreadful disease,
j <..n:|y »ml tlierouglily.
liest after illiiiicr pills.
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