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A Pill for
the III.
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HE DISOBEYED ORDERS.
A B r illia n t
F r e n c h O H s e r 'i F ir s t A c h ie v e ,
■»cut on th e F ie ld o f B a ttle .
THE
s m il e
of
a c h il d
Is especially true ol Ituud’s Fill», tor no medi
eine over contained so great curatl»6 power la
clue
«o muuli space. They are a whole incdlclue
SKETCHES BY M. QUAD
maki ^
M»d. at Ho«7r U * * *
H o o d ’s
Pills
.
T ile sm ile of a child Io a w eary heart,
L ik e dew on tho th irsty earth,
¡ J,Q stirlnjiliia w ell whonen teardrops start
l a flow o f joy from liv in g worth.
RULES FOR CANDY
M m . Borar Twill Bow c —
Mrs. 8 . T . R o rer ta ils how 1 a
OMMlien
h o o m
m e e in T h e L u ffi^ t ? *
c m id ie e a a t t h
J o u ru n l a u d g iv e n tho follow
,Iu"»
| w h ic h lu n ar« th o unco««, of
‘N o v e r «tir
t h e s u g a r h a s d im uìvciL
c o n s t a n t ly t h e g r a n u le s I.* !!" *•- -
s id e o f th e sa u ce p a n
D o 11()t *.
chest, always reudy, al
m o v e th o sa u ce p a n w h ile the
ways elUeieut, always sat
h o iliu g . A s so o n a s the s U(fur
isfactory; prevent a cold
boil w a tc h it c a r e fu lly , having ¡ " ’
or fever, cure all liver Ills,
sick headache, Jaundice, constipation, etc. 28c. h a n d a h o w l o f
The only Pills to take with flood’s Sarsaparilla. m a y tr y t h e sir u p a |„ i„ st
H a v e e v e r y t h in g in r e a d i n e » u S S g
“ They'll do yott good," a physician said in gw ing
some p ills to his patient, a woman who had suffered
f o r months fr o m diseases which baffled skillful treat
ment. H is words proved true. The woman rejoices.
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Much in L ittle
T h e hurry and bustle of th i housewife | ‘ Y ts ,’ he replied,' these are Dr. Williams’
THE BOAT WAS LATE.
extrem ely w earing upon Cue drlicate or- Pink Pills for Pale People, but you nerd
not be alarmed, they are not physic, and
ganistn o l w om anhood.
B ut Old C haron Hail a Good Kreiisc For
H er intense earnestness in w hatever she niy word foe il, they’ll do you good.’
Flu to.
* Before
r ......................
I had been taking
* ’ them a week
undertakes, tempts her constantly to go
The day had fuded in to dusk, the
[ I noticed a great improvement in m y con
bt/ond her strength.
furnace fires gleam ed redly ugaiu st the
L . E. Browning, of PucLlo, Colo., dition. Soon m y rheumatism was gone.
" Ig r e w stronger each day and now am black background of n igh t, and s t ill
w a s one w h o did this.
" E igh t years ago,” said she, " m y hus in the best of health.
there w as no sig n o f the boat. P lu to ,
" I consider Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills toi
band died and 1 w a s leit w ith three child
w a itin g at the slip , cursed Charon for a
ren to care for and educate.
Pale People, the best tonic.
" T h e burdens of life fell heavily upon
" A friend not long ago was telling me loitering old dotard und m ade a m en tal
m e, but I determined to m ake the best of it. of her mother who is at a critical period in vow to replace him w ith u you n ger
" I succeeded in m y undertakings for a her life.
man on tho morrow. M in u tes slip p ed
livelihood, but in doing so overtaxed m y
" She was subject to terrible fainting Into hours, and day cam e again , hut n ot
self, and undermined m / health.
spells, and the entire family would work Ihe boat. P lu to ’s auger bad g iv en w a y
I w as very ill about tw o years ago with ovi r £ er’-!.r i,-i
i o- l o n t.
>0 an xiety, und h e feared that the funo-
blood poisoning, caused by an abscess that
S B i .'S E S S S i
............
sr
“ “v r , 1 f !
had not received propar treatment.
" T h e disease settled in m y throat for a much strength that she is able to take up ! requiem over the body of Ins trusted old
life’s duties again.”
servitor. J u st as bo w as about to send
tim e, causing intense agony.
T o more highly endorse her words, Mrs. ' out searching parties, how ever, tin»
T h en inflam m atory rheumatiam set in.
For four m onths and a half I w as a prisoner Browning made affidavit before Georgi W. n iissiug bout cam e rouud tile bend w ith
in m y room, most of the time confined to
„Notary Public.
_
j ujj Charon a ll safe aud sound s ittin g nt
m y bed.
A ll diseases arising from an impoveiohed f
|, cjn,_ p rou, Ktcl„ to stern tliu boat
M y hands were swollen so that I could condition ol the blood, and most all come
, ,
,
from
that,
are
cured
by
Dr.
Williams’
Pink
I
"
as
P“ckcd WItb J*°Ple’ au<1 I’™«™“
not feed m yself, and the sw elling in m y feet
Pills
for
Pale
People.
w
a
s
o
f
a
n
ecessity
very
slo
w
.
P
lu
to
8
and ankles w o rld have made w alking im
possible if I had been strong enough.
T h e y act directly upon the blood. Build- face w as hurd and stern us ho w utehed
-■ O ne d ay, after considerable treatment, ing it up with lacking constituents t it be. tho pcoplo land, uud it grew even mure
m y physician brought m e a box of pills.
comes rich and red, the various organs art so w hen old Charon upproached, w ith
'Y o u need a tonic,’
he said
— , -----
aid, 'an d tome- ___________________________
___ , —
nourished and stimulated to __
activity
in r—
per- the passenger list iu h is trem b lin g hand.
thing that w ill act at once, and this is the : forming their functions, and thus disease is
“ P lease, O m aster, it w a s n ’t m y
(1 m o iC*n ? ‘°* *ba* PurPosr’’
eliminated from the system.
P ills 1” I exclaim ed in surprise as he | T h ese pills are sola everywhere, the sals fa u lt!" he cried su p p lieu tin gly.
" It w a sn ’t hey? Theu w h ose w a s it?”
opened the box and show ed them.
j being enormous.
“ Why, it w a s that tro lley car con
ductor's. H e kept in sistin g thu t there
was room for one m o re.” — N e w York
Botue Lawyers* Stories.
Journal.
T h e m o st t h r illin g in c id e n t I ever
b
p in n in g . I f th e su g a r grains,
old fa sh io n e d crea m . candy
....a ,,
’»BI
la lïy .
It c a n n o t ho used fur r,M,.i
U s.) ......y th e b e st g ran u lated
b o ilin g a n d c o n fo c tio n e r s^ ’ «"— r,"r
k n ea d in g . I f y o u r fo n d a n t graLV,
L e jeu n o , th e b r illia n t a id -d e-ca m p
M r. S k in n er's ltr>atlvea.
O l a h ig h w a y le a d in g a cro ss tho
o f th e M arsh als B e r lb ie r , D a v o u t Had
T he entile o f a child Is a Rift from honveu
O o d iu o t, g iv e s a v ery in te r e stin g i o-
A rk a n sa s b o tto m s I fo u n d a n a tiv e s it
B rightening tho wuy of toil;
tin g on a lo g w ith a sh o tg u n ucross h is
o o iin t o f h is first a ch io v cm o u t on th o
L iao golden clouds floating at even,
zx.ai
. . t . ca
........
Bald o f b attle. T h o F ren ch a rm y w a s
kiw i s, au d a fte r w e h ad p assed th e tim e
b ath in g w ith boaaty God's flower gent
o u t a . p . p . a . ren
n so , y o u liiay’ h » . ) i
mod soil;
,.,)
.. l i t t l e . to
__i
...............y
a - “ •‘• s i ’ Wj.
□f d a y I a sk ed h im i f th ere w a s m u ch
c r o ssin g th e A lp a and fou n d it s e lf com -
od g
it n
o long,
, .
A fuw dfUlw nf
fm ilod to a tta c h a t u g rea t d isa d v a n ta g e
g a m e in th e sw a m p s.
fJk o inoenso a s Its fragrant» w aves
lem o n 3 U lc o o TC“t , *“ ; ° T a ,n o f X i
“ N o g a m e r ig h t around y e r e ,” he r e
And flouts on the air the w hile
n to w n w h ic h th o A u str ia n s w oro do-
w i l l p rovon t th is, h oih lant jjj »i.
"Neath richly sculptured arch itraves
la n d in g .
p lied .
m ix tu r e w h ic h fo r m s both , he iIlsiq
Ur th ick ly peopled siale.
Y o u n g L ejeu ao, w h o w a s a n x io u s to
“ You are n o t sh o o tin g sn ak es?”
th e F r e n c h c a n d ie s a u d the
G
ive
me
knowledge,
give
m
e
health.
N
o,
ta
b
.
I
d
o
n
’t
w
a
s
te
p
o
w
d
er
on
p a r tic ip a te in tho eu g a g o .u eu t, w a ,
w h ic h th e y a r e d ip p e d , and it u
‘
B at iu g r ie f and sorrow w ild
m a k e s .’ *
g r e a tly d isa p p o in ted w h en ho w a s or
turn t in s th u t th e su g a r is boiled
Oivu me the w ealth iest kn ow n o f w o n lth -
d ered to rem a in at h is p ost in tho rear.
" J u s t o n t lo o k in g around, eh?" I c o n -
Tho artless sm ile o f u child.
• ‘¿ A i,U n .t h e 8,'gHy hns
tb,
W hen th e firin g begau, h is h oart boat
tin n ed ns I p resen ted h im w it h n n ew
—Clark W. Bryan iu Good H ousekeeping.
•so ft h a l l , ’ a se m ilia r d condition i
fu r io u s ly , an d ■■ th e a tta c k progressed
c la y p ip o and a paper o f tobacco.
m u st ho p o u red c a r e fu lly illto 8 ¿J*
h e f e lt th a t ho co u ld n o t rem ain p a ssiv e
“ S tr a n g e r ,” h e rep lied a s ho th a w ed
BLOWN OUT TO SEA.
m ea t p la te o r o u a m arb le slab d T d
w h ile h is fe llo w so ld ie r s w ore p erfo rm
o u t a lit t le , “ I ’m w a itin r ig h t y e r e fu r
scra p e th e sa u ce p a n o r you will ,,r
H e lp le s s B ir d s T h a t A re D rive a to D ea th A b e S k in n e r to cu m u lou g, und w h en
in g d eed s o f valor.
la t e th o siru p . M a k e y o u r f o « 4 t f
by F ie r c e U alee.
B e lie v in g h im s e lf u n n o ticed , h e bur-
h e sh o w s up su m b o d y ’s g o in to g i t
d
a y a n d m a k e i t n p in to candy tu8 n»»
„
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n
____
O
V
JI.
B
ird
s
d
r
iv
e
n
before
tho
w
in
d
are
toss-
p o p p ed .”
l i e d forw ard , fo r g e ttin g thut tho sol-
N e v e r m e lt fo n d a n t by plncin« t .
d le r ’s first d ' u ty is ob ed ien ce, aud ju s t ed ab on * r e le n tle s s ly , und th e y ra rely
“ S o y o u 'v e h ad tro u b lo w it h M r
sa u ce p a n im m e d ia t e ly on tho "to 7
w h e r e th e fra y seem ed to bo th ic k e st he reoover the»« b a la u ce a fte r o n c e b oin g S k in n er? ”
P r e v e n t th o d a n g e r o f scorching u
fo a u d h im s e lf faoo to fa ce w ith b is com
c a u g h t by th e g a la Bhore b ird s uro
Y es, sal). T h a t A b o S k in n e r dun
sta n d in g th o pan c o n ta in in g it i n g . ;
•u a u d in g officer. T h e g en era l look ed at e ith e r dasn ed upon th e w a v e s und m ode sh o t o n e o f m y lia w g s. ”
sin o f w a te r . I f th e m elted foadm,,,.
th e rash y o u u g s o ld ie r c o ld ly
to sw im for th e ir liv e s or th e y are h u r l
“ B u t th e r e ’s th e la w to g e t oven w ith
too th ic k , o d d w a te r m o st eantlow l, .
W hy d o n 't y o n b rin g h im
•’S in c e y o u h a v e q u itte d y o u r post, ” ed v io le n tly a g a in s t trees or o th e r ob h im .
to
d rop a t a tim e . A h a lf tcaspoouful
h e said , " y o u m a y take t h is o rd er and je c ts and k ille d . S h o re birds, w h e n fa c tr ia l? ”
th a n is n e c e ssu r y w i l l ruiu the wliol,
“ W aal, sah, w h e n I fo u n d th a t h e ’d
re c a ll th a t co m p a n y th a t h a s gou o in to in g a g a le , w i l l ta k e ev e r y a d v a n ta g e of
T o co o l c a n d y p la c e it in a cool dn
trees, h ou ses au d h i l l s as deferisca ®b ot tb a t h a w g , I w e n t to th e o n ly
• had p o sitio n ”
a iV 'lilia « »It,. . . . . . . .J m t
-I* a
c ftlL ln
p la ce. T o k e e p e n n d y p u t It hetw J
L e jo a u e heard Ute ord er w it h a a g a in st tho w in d T h ey w i l l c lo s e th e ir sta b le aro u n d y e r e to seo w h a t I c o u l d
w in g s aud sin k so c lo se to th e grou n d d o ab ou t it. T h a t co n stu b le w a s a rein-
la y e r s o f w a x e d p a p er iu tin boxes If
« r a n g e ten au tiou , for th ia w a s an er
th o d a y is b r ig h t u nd clear, the ,mn,
iwtid from w h ic h h e w a s n o t lik e ly to a s to g e t th e p r o te c tin g s h e lte r o f a eh u n of h is, and h e sa id I o rter be p lu m
retu rn a liv e . T h ere w a s n o c sc a p e , h ow - h ed g e fenoo, u ud th en sw o o p up a g a in g la d th a t A b e d id n ’t sh o o t m e us w e ll. ”
lo se s i t s s t ic k in e s s q u ick ly ; therefore
’B u t y o u sh o u ld h a v e g o n e to u j u s
•v « r , and to u c h in g h is oap h e started on w ith ren ew e d h cad w u y. T h e y freq u en t
s e le c t a fin e d a y fo r y o u r candy wak
sa w iu a c o u r tr o o m ,” rem arked a w e s t
One Sided D ueling.
h i s p e r ilo u s m issio n w it h a q u a k in g ly a d v a n ce before th e g a le by a series t ic e o f rho p eace fo r a w a rra n t. ”
in g . ”
ern
a
tto
r
n
e
y
th
e
oth
er
d
a
y
,
“
w
a
s
in
o f s id e e v o lu tio n s , fly in g a t r ig h t a n g les
“ T h a t ’s w h a t I d id , sah . T b a t jes-
Colom bey, ln h is h isto ry o f d u e l
so
u
th
ern
K
an
sas.
T
h
e
se
n
io
r
la
w
y
e
r
of
i o r som o d ista n c o h e cr e p t a lo n g be to th e w in d u n til thoy tiuvo a tta in e d eou
tic e ha w a s a rela eh n u o f A b e ’s, and h e
ing, te lls au anecdote o f a certain noted
NAMES VVE MISSED.
tho c o u n ty bar w a s a d istin g u is h e d
h in d a p ile o f rooks th a t p rotected h im sid o ra b le v e lo c ity , an d th e n w h e e lin g sa id d u ra t h a t h a w g aud m e too. ”
d u elist o f h is tim e. O ne day th is m an,
lo o k in g and co u rteo u s g e n tle m a n ‘o f tho
from tho fl.-o c f tho en em y , but at la st a b o u t s tr a ig h t a g a iu s t tho w in d uud
, A n d y o u d id u t see a la w y e r ? ”
Mr. B .. w a s a t D esen u e’s sh o o tin g g a l Homo o f I h e T itle s I n te n d e d For Oil
G e o g r a p liic a l U lv l.io n .,
•h i« sh e lte r cn u io to an end. B efo re h im m a k in g som e h eu d w u y b efore it o v e r
“ I d id , sub. Y es, sah , I w e n t to L a w o ld s c h o o l,’ w h o h ad l i t t l e p a tie n c e
lery w a tch in g tho p istol practice.
I t w a s in te n d e d t h a t M aryland should
th e r e rem a in ed 100 ste p s to ho taken co m e s th em . T h is op era tio n is repeated y e r S h ad an d to L a w y e r P e te r s and to w ith th e j o k in g a lw a y s g o in g on d u rin g
There w a s ouo m an w h o w a s sh o o t
Birder th e Hro o f BOO g u n s p o in ted c o n t in u a lly u n til th o d esired p laco is L a w y e r D a v is, a n d ev e r y lu st ono o f co u rt recess. H e w a s e x c e e d in g ly n ea r
in g very w e ll, and Deseim o w as th r e a t be c a lle d C r e sc e n tia , b u t Charles I
s ig h te d , b u t had a h a b it o f la y in g h is
reach ed .
« m i g h t a t h im .
cm p on n d ed on tho tub lo a n d d ra tted
ened w ith tho lo ss of a ll h is g la ss h alls c h a n g e d i t to T erra M arim , in honor ol
g
la
ss
e
s
on
th
e
ta
b
le
d
a
r
in
g
h
is
sp
eech
es
j
D in in g o u r f a ll aud e a r ly w in te r m y h id e hekuto th e y w a r r e la ted to
T o go forw ard w a s, b o b e lie v e d , oer-
uud sw in g in g d olls. E very sh ot w a s h is w tfo , a n d w o m n d e i t M ary’s Land
to tho ju r y . O n e d a y , a s'h is back w a
ta iu d eath. T o g o back w o u ld bo «tar g a le s p n rtrid cca an d q u a il a r e q u it o fre-1 ^ bo S k in n er. I f I sh o u ld g it th a t oase
greeted by the spectators w ith ex cla m a h en ce M ary b in d (h o m e pronunciation,
tu rn ed to w a rd th e o th e r la w y ers, flni
s a l d isgrace. T h e w h o le arm y seem ed q u o n tly h lo w u o u t to sea by a stron g ’u b ) c °u rt, th e je d g e w o u ld be a g ’iu
W illia m P en n wanted to
tions of ad m iration . B. looked on for M errylou ).
o f th em p ick ed up th e g la ss e s, and w ith
h u r r ic a n e , w h e r e som o o f th e m h ave n i0 > tb o la w y e r w o u ld he a g ’in m o and
T U B O IIB O N JC LB rank! w ith la . k r e a ie tt
lik o au a m p h ith e a te r arou n d h im
c a ll h is s ta te N o w W a le s, but ufterward
a
w
h
ile,
and
fin
a
lly
iu
a
culm
voice
a h it o f m ite iia g s fa sten ed to the len se s a*wapM|H,rs in th e Unluxt stsIM .
S h o u ld b e p rovo h im s e lf a oow u rd or u b e e n p ick ed up by fisherm en, i n n ea rly tbB j urY w o u ld a ll ho rela ted to’ A bo
d ecid ed u p o n S y lv a n ia , to which the
m ade tho remark:
T ll h L'llKOMOl.K haa n u w iu k lo n the P a e lS .
p ie c e s o f tissu e p ap er w h ic h e x a c tly c o v
a l l su ch in sta n c e s th o y are c a u g h t by ! aud b rin 8 >“ » v e r d ic t o f n o t g u i l t y and
hero?
ln »b lllty. enterprise end n e e a
“ H e cou ld n o t do as w e ll on tho k in g p refix ed t h e w o rd Penn. In 17S4
ered
tho
g
la
ss—
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ot
p
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tic
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la
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ly
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tic
e
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d
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elegiaphlc
ileporta
are
“ I f I d i e , ” th o u g h t h e, “ i t w i l l be th o g a lo w h e n h ig h iu th o air, an d be-1 Pu t tb o COB,S o n to m e . ”
au o r d in a n c e w a s d r a w n np as follow?:
fie ld .”
a b le, b u t a t th e sa m e lim e p r e v en tin g Ihe lelm it en d m o e r e ll.h le . Its Ix>ool N o w . the
o n ly th e j u s t p e n a lty o f m y d isob od i- foro th e y can reco v e r th e m s e lv e s th ey
“ B u t h a v e n ’t y o u se n t w ord to Mr.
“ T h e te r r ito r y n o r th w a r d o f the forty-
(Vlleei and epleleax an l Iu B d .lo r l^ . from the
The object o f th e s lig h tin g rem ark
.
v
isio
n
th
ro
u
g
h
th
em
.
Soon
tho
o
w
n
er
•u o e ; if I a c c o m p lish m y m issio n , 1 a re h u rried o u t b eyon d th o sh o re and 8 k in n er th a t h o m u s t s e tt le th e daui-
Anient, pens* n Uie country.
fifth d eg reo — th a t is to say, of the com
turned around, und iu a lou d uud angry
o
f
th
e
g
la
ss
e
s
ca
m
e
hack
to
th
e
ta
b
le
to
E Ci * n o v , c , 'K
aiw sy s k»«m, and alw ays
W ith th eir a g e s? ” I ask ed .
• h a ll h a v e p roved th a t I a m w o rth y y e t drop p ed in to th e w ator
p le tio n o f th o fo r ty -fifth degree front
tone
cried:
•'til I»«, th e friend and cJiamnlon of the people
p lu m a g e soak ed w ith tho sp r ;^ th ey i n
t o fig h t iu th o em p e r o r ’s a rm y. ”
C an t bo d id , sah . I ’v o bin to th r ee , ex u m in o so m e papers for referen ce iu avninat c«>mhi lattons. cliques, corvoralinns, or
Who aro you to sa y that? W ould tho eq u a to r a u d e x te n d in g to the Lake
H o p u t ou (lie g la sses,
Ho th in k in g , ho ru sh ed acro ss tho s t a n t ly becom e h e lp le ss a n a cau n ot or fo m en , h u t th e y w a s a ll rolated to h is address.
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a g u iu — and th en u p a llo r oversp read h is
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uized d u elist, as ho led the w a y o u t to fo u r th d e g r e e s w h ic h lie s westward of
g ered to a ch air.
b y a ruir.iclo h o a rriv ed sa fe an d sound o c e a n sboro.
: h im to g e t ev en ? "
L ak e M ic h ig a n w a s to ho called Micbi-
a secluded place.
“ 'M y G od, g e n tle m e n , I am b liu d l
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“ D o t to d o it, sa h , but I reck on it
»u th e F r e n c h lin es. T h o d e liv e r y o f
A fter takin g up th e ir resp ectiv e po g a n ia , w h ilo th a t to th e eastw ard, with
I h a v e feared it fo r y e a r s ,' h e ex cla im ed ,
th a t order sa v e d th o b a tta lio n uud d e sn oro birdu h a v e l i t t l e ch a n ce o f escape. w o u 't cu n t to d o iu a n y rea l sh o o tiu .
sitio n s they drew lo ts, and it f e ll to B. I in tho p e n in s u la fo rm e d by tholakesand
and dropped h is head on h is hands.
c id e d th o d e s t in y o f th o y o u u g officer.
U n a b le to b a ttle a g a in s t th e h e a v y A b o' h®’11 c ” "‘ a lo n g yero ou h is o le
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h u sh ed . E v en th e p r a c tic a l jo k e r m u st
fa te au d d r ift a b o u t u u til th e sto rm y*'11. a » d n s soou a s ho g i t s o v er h is
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uud m issed. B. low ered h is p isto l.
h a v e f e lt rem o rse a t th e e v id e n t su ffer
r b e n ose, th e form o f w h ic h r e g u la te s su b sid e s. B y th a t tim e th oy uro lik e ly ,k e ’’r b ®’U w a n t to s e tt le th o caso. ”
" W h a t did I te ll you?” ho said , w ith 1 O f th o te r r ito r y l y i n g u nder the forty-
in g o l h is v ic tim . B e fo re uny o n e co u ld
»ho b e a m y Cf t h e o th e r fea tu re s, is by to bo so fa r from sh ore th a t th e y c a n n o t
T h at w i l l bo th e b est w a y .”
a sm ile. Then p u ttin g h is p isto l iu h is th ird a n d fo r ty -se c o n d degrees, that ta
roach it a g a in , au d th e y e ith e r fly or
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go m e a n s lu a co cssib lo to h ig h e r cu ltu r e,
tho w e s tw a r d , c a lle d A ssen isip ia ; thut
pocket ho w alk ed a w ay w h is t lin g .—
fo r w e h a v e i t on th o a u th o r ity o f a sw im u n til th o y sta r v e to d ea th or d ie fn r tb u t h a w g , h u t bciu a s A b e is ro a tto rn ey lift e d b is h ead , le e k off the
to th o o a stw a r d , in w h ic h are the sources
Youth s Com panion,
U erm u u p h y siciu n th a t it is b eyon d dis- o f ex h a u stio n T h eir d ead bodies, a lo n g H ted to n te h o ’l l d u n w a n t to g i t off g la ssi s and hud h is s ig h t a g a in . H is
o f th e M u sk in g u m , th o tw o Miatnis cf
lu ce fiufthed aa ho rubLx’d (h e tissu e pa-
p u l« th a t d u r in g h u lf o f an in d iv id u a l w it h th o se o f tho h a p le ss g u lls , tern s f ur *w o, an d n rter a w h ile I ’ll ta k e it. ”
She H ad a F ootb all F a th er.
tho O h io, th o W a b a sh , th o Illin ois, tbo
per trorn th e len se s, uud h e stood up, uu
h u m a n lif« th e n ose is ca p a b le o f r e au d h eron s, aro fin a lly d r ifte d upon ' “ Wr- S k in n e r m u st h a v o lo ts o f rola-
\ \ lty d id n 't you te ll mo y o u r fa th er M ia m is o f th o la k o , u u d th o Baudnsky
a n gry and e x c ite d m an.
c e iv in g a m ore n oh lo form . T h o traiu - sou ie shore, w h e r e tho w a v e s le a v e th em U vea arou n d h ere, ” I sa id us I m oved
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riv ers, w a s to ho c a lle d Mctropotaiiiiu.
I w as an old v a rsity fo o tb a ll p layer?”
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tr ic k , if I k n ew w h o h a d b rou gh t th u t
U ite lle c i «nil ch a ra cter, b u s a very con- h u n d r e d s o f su ch lu c k le ss v ic t im s can
H ea p s o f ’em , stra n g er— h eap s. Y es,
en ce does it m ake?”
m in u te o f g r ie f to m e , ' ho broke out,
« d e r a b le lu fla e u o e n o t o n ly ou th e ex- be fo u n d ou th e beuohos o f o u r A tlu u tio sah, t h a t's tho tru b b lo , sah, a n d i f y o u
riv er r u n s w a s to ho c u lle d Illiu o ia ; tho
I sw e a r I w o u ld k ill h im . ’ Ifo le f t tbo
“ W hy, ju st a s soon ns I asked h im
n ex t j o in in g to th o e a stw a r d , Saratoga,
prossiu u o f th e fuoo in g en era l, but also c o a s t — O u r A u im a l F rien d s.
h ap p en t o be n c o u sin o f h is j e s t le t
, tor you ho g o t up aud com m enced c ir and th a t b e tw e e n th o la st and Peuusyl-
ou th e b o d ily n a tu ro o f th e uuso. The
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c l i n g round h is office lik e a m adm an.
v a u ia , e x te n d in g fro m th o O hio to Laka
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“ W h at d id he w an t?”
Illin o is , M is s is s ip p i a n d M issou ri river?,
l f " I * « b o u t 3 o 'c lo c k in th o after-
» « » . w h e n o c c u r r in g w it h uu other- o p era tio n iu w h e a t fa r m in g to th e last
THE LONE BACHELOR.
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n l n t a g rcea b la uud fo r tu n a te br.lld of —-oue is forced to reu lix e h o w th e sp ir it ,loou ,b a t ,b e sh e r iff o f B u c k s c o u n ty
W h a t H e T h in k s H e K n o w s A b o u t M en,
kick. — C leveland P la in D eal, r
I * » ir " th e r u p th o O h io , P e lis ip ia . Verily,»
f e s t u r is , In d ic a te s u certa in g r a c io u s o f th e ugo lia s m a d e it s e lf f e lt hero und rodo n P »*’ B i l l H o o p e r ’s ca b in a t tho
W o m e n au d A ffairs.
a n d ch eerfu l n a iv e te co m b iu ed w ith au h a s red u ced th e a m o u n t o f h u m a n labor Ioot o f Uio m o u n ta in to arrest tho m an
w a tc h fu l P r o v id e u c o se em s to hsve
A d a m ’s first th o u g h t w a s p robably
an cu u sid erate en rioalty.
S u ch a nose to th e m in im u m . T h e m an w h o p lo w s 0,1 a w a r r a n t c h a r g in g h im w it h stea l-
g u ard ed u s fro m t h e s o u f ilic t io a s .—New
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York P ress.
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T h e C h rn M ele B aU Jtaa
k u o w it w a s th ere w h en y o u g o t iu
“ B e fo re p e r m itt in g y o u to puss to tbs
• » o it y . A n o se th ic k uud tlut la an uu
levera to lig h te n h is lab or T h o “ sow or
“ S a n ‘ D a v is, y o n a re je s t th e m an I I
first tw o ’svH ¿1 HUViUg con(l° « « d U > e
M ost m en w o u ld ju s t a s lie f see a w o
la v o r a b l« fe a tu r e w ith m en us w e ll as w h o g o e th forth to so w , ” w a lk s leisu re- i * a u ted <o se e. 1 'v o h eard y o u ta lk a '
first tw o sy lla b les, as sho supposed she front, ” sa id t h e officer in ch arge of tlio
p i o u s l y over the ^ w
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w it h w om eu . u s u a lly n ig u ify iu g th a t ly b eh in d a d r ill aud w o rk s b rak e« T h e b ta P “ bout th o B ib le , a n d I w a n t to a x I m an w e a r a n o se r in g a s earrin gs.
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I d e s ir o to k u o w w h e th e r you aro qual
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word, fche sp elled it " M r s.-ip y ." A n d
Oh« ch a ra cter is p red o m in a ted bv m ate
reap er n eed s a q u ick brniu and a q u ick J 11” i f Y« « r e a lly b e lie v e tb u t sto ry
lo v e s y o u or a g ir l w h o sa y s sh e d o e sn ’t
ified to rep o rt o u r a c tio n s iu tho field.”
K ^ h i M “ h d a 11 h C r ^ 1I ab ^ ! * • •
r ia l an d a eu so a l in stin c ts , w h ilo u turn- b au d , b u t n o t n e c e s sa r ily a stro n g arm ab()u t J o u e r an d t h e w h a le . ”
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I lie w o m a n th a t h u g g e d a b u rglar
bowed and
sal n p nos«, w it h w id e n o str ils, besp eak s n or u p o w e r fu l back. H e w o r k s s it t in g
good ch ild , thu s: “ M -r-s-(M issis) i-p y T h e w a r co rre sp o n d en t
co u rse 1 d o, ” w a s th e r e p ly __ ” of
fill' tb e p o lic e ca m e p rob ab ly w o n d ered
a w a ite d th o p le a su r e o f th o great mau.
¡ < P » M ississip p i.'’- B o s t o n T r a n scrip t
a v a in , p u ffed u p d isp o sitio n . E sp e c ia l
j oonrso- I s B i l l aro u n d h o m o today?”
w b y lie o b jected to g e t tin g a rrested .
In th o first p l a c e ,” c o n tin u e d the sol
l y w id e n o str ils a re o ig u s o f str c u g lb .
l b o th ra sh ers are m e r e ly a s s ista n ts
" H o w b ig a m a u w a s Jouer?
per-
T h e first y e a r « w o m a n is m arried sho
dier, “ I sh o u ld lik o a d efin itio n of the
co u ra g e and p rid e; am n ll n o s tr ils of to a m ach in e, an d th e m en w h o h eave “*sted th o w o m a n .
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th in k s m o st o f h er h u sb an d , th e second
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• 'B o u t ns b ig a s I a m , I reck on , D id
o f h er liiiby uud th e th ird o f h er teeth
Tho c o rre sp o n d en t s m ile d ns if bs
• v e r y resp ect are fou n d m o stly a m o n g ' tl*“ a T b e m o st d e sir a b le fa rm h a n d is you s a y B i l l w a s o ff b u n tin ? ”
W h en a g ir l first t e lls a m an sh e
con sid ered th o q u e s tio n a lto g eth er too
su eu and are m a s c u lin e a ttr ib u te s — n ot th e fe llo w w h o can p en n d the
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VVea. Iu th e m id d le o f th e b ig rotu u d a
b l,u *o l i ad van ced to th e ra n k s of w a s n 't th a r n o m ore u m e. I f B ill is
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B H O W IX O
C hicago Post.
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ly rem in d ed of a fo rm er p c i o f h er o w n .
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for h is retu rn n o th in g w a s hoard from
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SI. y v .v « .
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lig h t aud d isg u s t as th e d o g lo o k ed up E n q u irer.
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b u d d e u ly
A p o m p o n s b ish o p w a s lin v iu g hl*
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break th e m o n o to n y . " H o w «re yoo
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U)cet- - N ew York
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