Liver Ills
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T H E S H IP 'S BELL.
1« 1« C luscly Id e n tto e d W ith tk a ▼.
C a te sr ut t h e V essel.
Ik e MIonsneM, dy«r*P»is. tesdach». cnr.'tl-
Dietitsuant Jabw Al. Ellicott. V H
patlon. sour atemocli. Indlgeatton are prcmi 'h- N ., w rite» an aidole fur St. Nicholas
Cured hy Hood'j ffiie. Tliey do their work cn ’’What 1« Told bv tho Belli" in
which he R«y«t
Nothing in a ship buccmca so closely
idontitled with her thy x bout her
whole enrocr as the ship’s \ . «Officer»
and crew come and go; masts, decks,
easily and thoroughly.
engines and toller» become old and are
Best after dinner pills.
replaced by new ones; but from the day
IS cents. AH druggist».
Prepared by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowed, Mass. that she first glides into the water the
same ship's beil remains always a parr
The only Pill tu take with Hood’s Ssrsaparilla.
of her, marking her prc^rebiall over the
AX i ED-TRVSÌ WORTH Y AND world, and finally going down with
active gentlemen or ladies tu her to a lonely $»ave at the bottom of
the sea, or surviving her as a cherished
[ravel for responsible, established house souvenir of her existence and achieve­
in Oregon Monthlv fti6.00an>l expenses. ments. On a man-of-war the bell is
Position s'eady. Reference. Knelore usually inscribed with her name and
self-Hildree-eil sisiu,ied envelope. The the «lute of her launching, und as it is
Doniiniun OonipHnv, Dept. Y Chicago.
probable that it may some (lay become
a mementoof a glorious history the bell
W A N T S H A M S, N O T A R T IS T S . is often the subject of special care in
casting or selection. Sometimes the
A M nale H a ll Sfanafcr*» C o m p la in t o f Ao- hundreds of workmen who have built
to r e W b o A rv A b o v e T b vlr HualneM.
the great ship contribute each a silver
“ I don’t want any more artists, ” said coin to be melted and molded into a
(be music hall manager who gave the bell, which shall lie the token of their
burlesque. "The people I want ate love for the object cf their creation aud
hams and nothing but hams. Whenever their interest in her fentire career Of­
I get an applioatiou from uu actor who ten the people of the city or state after
¿alls himself an artist, I'm going to which a muu of-wat is named may pre
tear up the letter for fear I might lose sent to her a magnificent hell, appropri­
my presene« of mind and engage him. ately ornamented and inscribed with
If the play’s a success, the artist did it words of good will and good wishes.
If it’s a failure, it was the author. Such a bell is usually presented with
Sold With
Sometimes I wonder, when I bear these ceremony after the ship goes into com­
artists talk, what is the use of their ever mission.
having plays written for them at all.
Ships’ bells in general are made of
They're independent of the dramatists, bronze, like other bells. The audition
and I should think they would just step of silver in their composition gives
on the stage and talk their plays. But them a peculiarly clear and musical
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they don’t do that. They merely con­ tone. They are placeu iu iui h a posi­
tent themselves with refusing to speak tion on the upper deck that they may
this or that hue because it’s ’rotten,’ be heard from oue end of the ship to
substituting something ot their own, the other aud ore nsnally near the
aud then saying it's tue fault of the au­ mainmast or at the bn nk nt the fore­
thor that uoonriy laughs ut their stupid castle. Oue peculiarity exi :s in a ship s
gags. I bappewed to bave a bunch of bell which is ntcesi-ary < :• account of
'em here, and that lasted me for the her motion ut si a Th« t-u:ne is liiipg
rest of my life. Hereafter I ’m out of so that it can swing in c: « one direc­
it .”
tion. If it v.ere not so, the
l would
“ What are artists?” asked the inno­ be continually rin g 'u g as th hip roll-
cent
ed aud pitched, 'l
d in-:. :,iu w h iii
•‘They're chiefly actors who’re con­ tie ii ngn< run si
demned to ooms aud act in the music tunt pi in: If i v ,
halls for three times ns much as they bell w onid i n
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ever got iu their livtis before. What t i c ship, ai.n if
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they do is to call everything rotten, de­ boll " . i, d : i:
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cide that they know more about tbo the 11»-. - ••. !«< •
' ‘ ill
play than the man who wrote it and s w i n g . is ne.:: > I a • w ....................... L«
walk around us though it were beneath tween . ' . . s , <w
them to do anything moro liko acting
than (hut when it came to the question
In Cenada n.
of acting iu a ma«ic hull.”
reffiiiViMl u if le s '
None who are engaged in any of the mechanical
‘‘And hams, what are they—the sort
of hams you mean?”
purtmita can aucceed without reading and
“ They're * a d y variety actors acous-
tomed io iiui£**irk, rough maybe, with
Mt^dying this standard Magazine of Sciences
a quality of
there that makes the
audience intwear-td. They’ve come np,
and mechanical Arts. It is illustrated with
and the aru«u think they 've gone down.
OFTHE^
The differ« nee is between trying to do
all modern cuts of latest inventions iu all
something well, because it's tho best
opportunity you've had, and taking no
the brandies of meohanism, and its fund ot
interest at all in it because you’ve been
knowledge is inseparably connected will) in­
in the habit of doing what you think is
better. ’’
ventors and mechanics.
Sold with i nt
“ But Mii't it Letter, ns Sam Bernard
savs, to be • las* been than a never was
\Vi-jcr at dubbing rates.
UF'
THE CHBONICUu ranks wlUa U m cre&uai
“ Maybe it i«, but it's rough on the
I d the United Wales.
manug«r «t*i pxwn his moucy out for ii«wflpap*»’$
THE CHKONICLK lias n* R oa! on the Paclfla
them 1 trai one cf them here, und he Coaat. It loads all <o ability, enterprise and cs * a
THE CHRONICLE*» Telegraphic Reports are
Was giitqt to 4o so original that he
the latest end most reliable. It» Local N bvts the
would not use the lines tlie author filled!
and eplrleet, and Its EdturlaU frocn the
wrote, but promised to tickle tho audi­ ablest pens la the country. .
THJC CHRONICLE hasalertyi, been, and always
ence to death by some entirely original
be, the friend and champion of tbs people as
griud«of his owu. When the test came, will
against combinations, cliques, cc/porallocs, or
he went on the stage and (lid the sane Oppression* of any kind. It will be lAdepenlenl
thing» he had done 11 years before. lie la ereryUUua neutral la nixaia*»
was uev< r able Io do uuything else dur­
ing the rest of tiie time. 1 had some
others like him, and that is why 1 say
now that 1 ouly want hums, not artists
—hams that work hard aud kuow how
to make uu audience eujoy itself, not
artists too fino for anything ” —New
York Suu. _____________
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FEMALE MEMBER.
‘ The neat IhriUlM Incident I ever
««w la • ooararown, ’ ’ remarked a weat-
«nt ataaney tae other day, “ n a i in e v e a y qang o f c o u n t er f eite r s
H A S C O N T A IN E D A W O M A N .
aaathera gaaaaa The aenior lawyer cl
nbe evaaty bar waa a dirtiugoiabod
«noting and oonrteoua gentleman of the I t I I a W a s k o m » at t h e Has, a n d Tfcwy A ve
oid achecX ’ who bad little patience
F r e q u e n tly l e v y C le v ev — S om e o f th e
With the joking alwaya going on doting
W o m e n W h o H a v e B e e n C o n v ic te d o f
coart rweaa. tie waa exceedingly near-
M a tin g a n d F a m in e “ Q ueer* K o n e v .
Mighted. cot had a habit at laying hia
giaaaea on the table daring hia ipeechee
Wumen have a weakness for counter­
te the lory. One day, aa hie hack waa feiting. The first person ever executed
lam ed toward the other lawyers, One for that crime was a woman. She was
at them picked op the glaaaea, and with an English woman named Barbara Spen­
• hit c l mooliage fastened to the lenses
ptaoea iff tteme paper which exactly cor- ; cer and waa put to death in 1781 for
wad the glaaa—not particularly notice- mAk ng false shillings. She waa stran­
able, but at the eaue Ume preventing gled end burned at the stake. Curiously
vwrion through them. Soon the owner enougu, her accomplices were acquitted.
at the glaaaea came back to the table to j Nancy Kidd waa one of the most re­
examine asms papers for referenee la markable female counterfeiters ever
He pot on the glasses, known in thia country. She belonged to
looked at the paper, adjusted them a family of noted forgers. She carried
again—and then a pallor overspread his on her nefarious trade lor more than SO
that Was pitiful to see. tie stag­ years in Chicago, and was arrested there
es a ehair. ,,
many time«. Qn one of these occasion«
‘My God, gentlemen, 1 am blind I a kit of f^btr paper was discovered on
X have hated it for years, ’ be exclaimed, her person. The government officials
wad dropped hia head on hia handa.
were completely at a loss to know how
"P ot an Instant the courtroom was she had obtained this. Finally she con­
taahed. Even the practical joker must fessed that a chemical eolation had been
have tett remorse at the evident suffer- l aacd to wash the faces of the notes and
Dig of hia victim. Before any one coaid make them perfectly clean. Thus she
or the sheriff rap for order the was in the habit of taking $1 bills aud
y lifted h ia bead, tcok off the changing them into larger denomina
and hai 1 Mis sight again. B is tions. The government authorities re­
face flushed aa he rubbed the tissue pa leased her in return for this valuable
par from the lenses, and he stood up, an Informática and for telling them what'
anary and excited man.
the solution was. However, they had
“ ‘if 1 knew who did that dastardly her ahndowed by detectives and finally
«Stick, it I knew who bad brought that caught her with $17,000 worth of coun­
xuiaats of grief to m e,' be broke out, j terfeit money in a box. She was found
‘I awoar I would kill him. ’ tie left tbs guilty upon seven different indictments
ctMirtmmm, and the judge adjourned the for counterfeiting and was sentenced to
Mahon for the day. I never want ny I eight years In the state prison, where
more practise! joking.”—Detroit tree she finally died.
P ie» .
One of the cleverest tricks ever played
on Uncle 6am was invented by a woman
PaWM as rw4.
who lived in Philadelphia. Her plan
▲ Chicago physician 1« respoESiblx
ftw revolutionary theories In regard tu was to take $10 and *10 goldpieoes and
with a small drill worked by steam
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‘ n P re' I v ° ™ to bore cut the insides and then
ticnl W«rthk»ness .«a food of all culh-
Rh
b#M
vared varUtiea Hyperacid fruits, such
they
^ lgh £
M thh lemon, shaddock, orange, apple actly the right amount when she hod
and cherry, he asserts, should never bi finished. This she accomplished by drill­
eaten, fiubacid fruits, such os the ing through the milled edge of the coin,
grape, pear and peach, may be eaten, and then, after tilling the hole, cover it
hat with extreme caution. Hweet fruit«, with a little of the extracted gold. In
tike U m fig, banana aud date, he un­ this way she made $7.60 on every ciigle
qualifiedly commends, as they are sim­
and about. $10 on every double eagto.
ply wild fruit« and have act been The officials of the secret service say
changed from their natural eunditiuira that this is the safest devioo ever in­
ur flavor by man. Bu the other baud vented for cheating the treasury.
rbe train he condemns, be says, are
(Jountitrfeiting is very apt to run in
forced or abuormal variations, ns U families. This, cf course, is natural, as
shewn when cultivated and afterward a father brings up his son or daughter
ullowed to ran wild. They immediate­ to follow his profession. Women who
ly retrogreds aud assume ibe sour and would otherwise be good are often led
rBedUde qualities originally inherent 1» into this sort of crime by marrying men
rhcin. Man, he claims, has not been who carry it on as n business. But some­
¡this to make a proper food of them. times it works the other way—women
They are unnatural combinations of teach their husbands how to make false
itq ft elpmana, and u e frequently money. This is what happened when
prase to cause digestive disturbances Ben Boyd married Mary Ackerman of
when taken teeo the stomach. By fora- Indian a Her father was one of the
vitg «urfdllugs, grafting and assiduously most successful counterfeiters of his day,
ewlttvattng nuder snifloial couditloro and his daughter had a thorough ac­
'twa has aodided the progenitors of quaintance with the art. Mrs. Boyd
domeetio fruits, he has earefnlly tanght her husband all the se-
acveptobla to the palato, uNts of t he trade, and he became one of
tint ha has net eliminated their harmful the most famous forgers of the age.
gnaKtlm
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They carried on the business with
Movtee m F BB**Mana.
such a high degree cf skill that they
Many stories are told of how the law were not captured for years, and when
Kttopoatr Brahms I rested pianists and at last the secret service Hawkshaws did
■dngaxs who ware sager to get his critl- ran them down not a single counterfeit
tmoak ' If «ata of them aspirants tor bis plate, note or coin was found in their
fhvov tlas fortunate enough to find him ptsMeosion. When their bouse was
xt home and be received, Brahms' firs!- ts an'hixl, »R Oou in good money was
owaossa was to seat himself ou the lid found. This small amount was all the
at hto ptiuso. a position from vrbtch be money they had accumulated during all
cigholy deemed few would have the to their years of crime. Of course the offi­
ararHy to owit h i» . If thia failed, be cer» could not touch it. Afterward suffi
reueovae to the statement that the cient f videnco was secured to convict
uwtraatttt was oat of tune. "Oh, that them, and they were sent to iwiscn.
dash Mt matter, ” remarked one oom- They both claimed to be converted while
«QMS iwdivtdaaL “ Perhaps not to you, in state prison, and after their release
bait U diM to me, ” replieii the master, settled iu Chicago, where they uppur
tin one mieaston he was just laaving ently lived an honest life.
A caso that annoyed the secret service
house when a kaig haired youth,
w ith a bundle of masii; under his arm. very much waa that of a woman who
itotiad him with, “Can you tell me employed a clever «lodge. Him w eutto a
where Dr. Brahms lives?” "Oertainly, ” large shop and selected a valuable shawl.
ths master in the mi et ainia To pav for this she handed the clerk a
“ in this house, up thru« United Htatei treasury note for * ,0 0 0 .
fttgbts ” And ao saying be hurried away. He took the money uud disappeared, not
returning for several minutes. When he
camo back, si»' asked hiiu why he bod
»■»I » • aetotae.
It is wsuetimes asked where General kept her wailing, aud he confeswd that
got his military genias. It w a s ho had taken tbit bill to a hank near by
lo f his »stare, (tod gave to be aunt that it was good. Sha pre­
it to htto. Almost by Intuition It may tended t o h e ''ary angry and said ttiat
ht said tiiat Its knew what sbculd t<- she would not buy 1lic alias'1 ou any ac
tioae in sn Knergeiicy. Htmx, men have count and walked nut of the shop A
to study very hard in cnler to learu » little later iu the day she returned anil
iggtoin thing; other» w ill learn It easily said that as she could not find any ether
_yrod natorally. Grant «mid go on tbs shawl that suited her aa well in the
geld and post a line <-f battle In k" other »hops she hwl deeidod pi take it
miootea, while auottxr military man in spite of I ho insalt offered her. She
wtiu had hsfcii a bard student might gave him the *1,000 hill, and, getting
take a day or tore to do the fanM' thing the shawl and the change, left the shop
I regard General Grant aa one of the The owner of the ahop afterwarddiscor-
i all around aoldiers that aver lived ered that the note he finally accepted
LsmgstT««t in New Ycrk I»- was n counterfeit. The first bill had
been gtsxi, but on her return she gave
him the false me. which waa a won
derfally clever imitation. The secret
thraipry— I hear that you have m e * torvii« was uin'li agitated ahont this
• careful esasniaallon cf the blood «ml several others of the $1.000 bills
atafws fnand at Bodlot'i barn What d- which turmd up ba I they have since
ana make af <hsmf
captured the plates.
(SB saper»}—Il Is impeasibie
Practically every gang of counterfeit-
fto » « to say just at pr>se»< wbetbe. -ra ever arnwtrei has had women aseo
I ha stains are human blood or the blood >at<«. Iu the office of the secret service
qf a bra«», k'oa see, 1 may be .-ngsgw. lii Washington tluire is a large frame. 4
by tim giwvrntuent, sud 1 may le M f e e t square, filled with the photographs
yr^*** by Coe defense.—Boston Trau- of women who hare either made or
pasenl false money. Men almost always
employ their wives or ilaaghtere for the
A Wrest
purpose of '‘shoving" theiroounterfeits.
peasantry in Bare]« —Washington l\iat.
Fray* —
time than formerly.
kgs» a auaeh
ttofi
kto
4« they notf
Jtotanwd Trevakr—As a rale, ysa
Ml the otis sxeeptioo. There
t * Mur things bars to live np to theto
WreMtos — lfconklyn Ufa.
r ts r llir -*
FatiaiM raatooraul
Ut-
’’**a “r*u' keepers
n n mix
U a k
J*14*_*iT**
in Urn im tf
Ma-
important in India,
Prlar Jordan».. *.«•*
iw tkl. g elf ta i m .
f il l in g a b u l l o o q - s t e e t h
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O perw tloa W h ic h a S cr a n to n U rn tlct
D id W ith U c s ila tlo n , h a t Sneocac.
A powerful and ferocious bulldog,
owned by Dr. Ward of Serantau, Pa.,
enjoys the distinction of having a big
gold filling in one of his incisors, and a
good many citizens, who have caught a
gleam of the gold iu hi» month, wonder
how the filling was done. Some think it
was done through hypnotic influence by
the doctor over the dog, while othert
insist that it was through the «log’s im ­
plicit obedimee to his master’« com­
mand.
The bulldog’s name is Gem. He is as
ugly in appearance as a prize winner in
a dog show. His nose is a mas« of wrin­
kles, and his eye« have a wicked gleam
for any one but his master aud M n
Word. Hi» affection for them, however,
knows no bounds. When Gem was dis­
covered one day clasping his muzzle be­
tween bis paws, rolling over and over
on the floor and moaning, his mouth
was examined, and it was" found that
there was a big cavity in one of tho in­
cisors. It was decided that a dentist
should be consulted. The dentist found
that it would be necessary to use a rub­
ber dam, and he promised to fill tho
cavity provided Gem was etherized.
This was done, and the operation was
considered a snecensful one, »'though
Gem evidently thought otherwise. Some
time afterward the filling oamo ont, and
Gem’« last »tate was worse than his
first, for he refused to submit to another
operation with ether. At tho first sniff
of the amesthetic he not only added a
«core of wrinkles to those already in his
nose, but showed his teeth in ao danger­
ous a way that the dentist refused to
piweed. Dr. Ward insisted that he could
make Gem stand on the table and have
the tooth filled without wincing. The
dentist was dubious about trusting his
hand between the brute’s jaws, but
finally consented to try.
Gem was put on the table, and his
master stooa in front of him, kept his
eyes fixed on Gem’s and told him tc
open his mouth. Gem did sc, and a rub­
ber dam was soon adjusted in plan-.
The dentist set to work with the insl m-
nicnt of torture called a bur, and oik -
of Gem’s ears went down in a threat :i-
ing wuy, while the other remained cock­
ed. The doctor h« ld one finger raised
and kept his eyes fixed on Gem’s, that
never v.awiered from his mustor’s gaze
The attitude of Gem’s ears proved a
barometer of his sufferings when the
bur touched a spot close to the nerve.
Wheu bolh ears went down, tho deuti»t
knew he had gone as far a» dugs’ nature
would let him 'go. Gem’« eyes hevei
wandered from the doctor’« in the 1 '»
hours the dentist was ut work. Gcin
stfxxl the final polishing, and wheu hi'
master guve the word for him to get
down from the table Gem duneed with
demonstrations of joy at his release.
Since that day he has no trouble in
masticating the biggest beef boue.—
New York Sun.
R alarle» K e rn ed b y bu eeem ru l B uyer».
A good buyer who year after year in­
crease» his business and the reputation
of his department, who leaves for th'
semiannual inventory a dean and de­
sirable stuck—one who, in fact, has the
genius of money making— is paid u sal­
ary in the big houses of from $f> ,000 tc
$10,000 aud often a petoentog« on the
yearly increase of his sales. In some of
the largest departments a number ci llie
most capable buyers thns receive ai-
niuch a» gB0,000 a year and are regard­
ed us cheap at. that, a fact which can be
readily understood when it is remem­
bered that in a single department of a
great shop selling, say. $1,000,000
worth of gwsls u year, a difference of £
pi r cent in the profits, which may b<
the result of a gmst manager os distin­
guished from a mediocre one, amount.'
to $60,000. On the other hand, In the
lower oluss «tores buyers iu many of the
departments are paid as low os t25 a
week, with no pereentnge. If the large
ineunusi ore the great ckception, it in
also to be said that the opportunities are
more numerous than tlie men with the
ability to take an vantage of them.—
"The Department htore, ” by Kuuiucl
Hopkins Adams, in Scribner'a
,
two llorgfitA.
Tho tditor of the New York Chris­
tian Jkdvocuta learned not. long since
from a coachman that horses am not
mil ike human Icings. Ho writes:
Riding iu a friend's carriage one day,
we noticed tliut the ■'ouclunan mode con­
stant effort» to restrain one of the
horses and to hasten the other. As thi
jwir were handsome aud perfectly
mated, we said, “ What is the dillerem-e
ls'twts-u these horse«, that you are con
stuntlv ton- lung up one nod holding in
the other?”
Haiti he: "The one thnt I whip can
not possibly overwork hunself. I will
not say that h« is lazy, but he is m
made that he never ran and never will
do himself any damsge. It would be
impossible to whip him so hare! that he
would hurt himself. The other can trot
a mile In less than 8:26, anil he would
trot from the love edf It ntitil he drop-
pod deuiL Hot or cold, he dees his best ‘
n i d s t lms O
s it.
Dr. H. F. Fisk, principal of the acad­
emy of the Northwestern university, is un
exart man, says the Chicago Inter Ccean.
He has mode it a rule that for all ab-
oeuci'S from recitaltous hia student!
shall write out reasons In full why they
were away ami what recitations were
missed. One day P t . Fisk received s
S o t Ow» T r e e s l a th o H crlug.
uoto oa follows:
Spring is a better time to set trees
‘ On aeeonnt of the earache, headaebe.
* ban fall, becanae at that s e a s o n tr e e s are stomach ache ami cramps I was unable
iiegtiniing to grow hik I will, therefore, to attend alg- hra at 8 a. nt. grammar
be in a condition to respond mere readi­ at 10 « in. Mini English at 3 p. m."
ly to treatment, while tr, fall they
Dr. Fisk excused the student, bat at
e l y
to establish themselves before the same time took oorsaion to rebuke
-old weather acta in. Preserve the roots him tor not atatiug in his lettrr where
to the fullest pcwlble extent and <lo not he luvt cranipa
disturb the tree until after it has ripen
ed and has shed its foliage. If the mots
<n>» »'"‘«J.
,h*y almuM invariably
m» U »pnu« plantiiig. be sure to cut
W k the too p rap iw tlcnately-K b«
Bcxfmd in LmU«s Howe Journal
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authors in- contributors.
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Hmoke <d«arettes an stay ont nights
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When hie m a <»w new ?
duced rates at this office
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Since ma got n e w !
be w orth tw o dim e«
a «nit stick many more
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times!
Ma says she w ill su rely puncture m y tire
'F I don' keep la k y ont o' lh’ the,
While she m akes a century run sr so,
Au lerget« all abou t her light bread dough
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When hie ma get new ?
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While blue 1« pre-eminently and ovi
wbelmiugly the masculine favorite, it
•» by no mean» no general a feminin«
favorite. The favorite woman’» eokw,
standing at the head of the female list
1» reil. Roughly speaking, of every 3d
tn.iHrnlinc vi.tes 10 would b«> for blue
Tbe Sml’it Weekly ia th« feeitn,
aud 3 for red, while of every 30 fnni
nine > otca 4 would be for bloc ami 6 for
red. Red mid bine are thn» much wor
nearly equally popular among womc
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than among men. Other relatively
(I»ol»«lM aa»«a«a) to »ay pan at U » Val(«4
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marked mammliTic prefcr'diees are for
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the «xrlors related to blue (Line viol«>t
moat ramptoto Weakly Sawapapar In (ha
and violet I, and other feminin«' prefet and
world, »toni» n»u lar^ to Mtomaa. <w twalra
cnee« are for ligh’erred(nr pink) and. b pa»aa.of Saw«. Literature aad itootrai lalbriea-
Ben; alaa a ma<nl«c«(ii AfMrulteral Uapantaanv
a leas extent, for green and yellow
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relatively fewer colcra than do women,
and. finally, while all men and «omen d o y o u w a n t t h e
alike ure much more apt to ehoose a
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normal than a transit tonal color and a
darker than a lighter »had», ret the tend
aury to do so ( ¡«boat, the same in tie
former direetion l ia ma'k- dly diflereu
iu tho latter r spec*. Gf iJmeu lOwoald
eh«ww nniong the darker color« anti only
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2 among the lighter for the most ple:is-
irg color, wh:.« c f 12 women 7 would The United States, Dominion cf
choow' •n o tq *?<• oaakwr and 6 auunng
Canada and Northern M enso
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Where Uke gladiator«, we mast fight for then.
mdi is ti e exalted motto of the Arena, and th.
ntir
coiiteiits of this monthly magatib.
are upon u plane und in keeping with it»
motto.
ila- Arena's gallery of eminti.«
thinkers is a group ol imert stiug n.i.n
women, uml their thoughts ar«. worthy tin
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