S
Had to Jump.
s
* * THE FATE OF * PROMINENT
OROCERYMAN.
* * * F. H. Monahan, one ot Detroit’s MARINE
Oldest ond lest Known Merchants
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A C O O K ED U P ROMANCE.
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Prominent among the business meu of much for urarly two years, and doctored for
ins?” ses I, ejttin up clrwo to her an
thryiu to slip me arjoui rouud her Detroit, M ich., is Patrick U . Monahan, who my kidneys. My friends advised u e Io try |
ladjr, • ’ said a brave and court.-oua knig ht.
remedies that they bad faith in, and I tried |
resides at 199 Baker Street.
waist.
W hile n-ultiug fo r bis aupfa-r nt an Inn,
He has been actively engaged in thegro. uearty a ll o f them. 1 was ready for any '
RIDING A SEA MONSTER.
" 'f o me I t la a very pain ful eight
“
Get
along
wid
ye,’’
she
cries,
liftin
remedy that would relieve me, but I lid
T o sue you hlieterlng your very p re tty akin
business for the past forly-eevcn years, not receive any benefit.
her chair along the flure. “ I niver seen o eery
f l o w r i o r U a B oyii C a tc h T u r tle « F o r th e O ver tlm t bruiliug Are aud M axing lig h t.
f which forty-two years have been in Detroit,
“ I read considerable during my sickness
A nd though a thousand trium ph s I m igh t a man loike ye for insultiu motions.
M a r k e t - I t la O re a « S p o rt.
Coming here nearly h a lf a century ago he and in tuy daily paper I noticed frequently 1
w in
Kape
yer
arrum
dowu.
’
’
articles
recording the wonderful cures made
started
into
business
at
the
corner
o
f
Second
Florida boys have one kind of excit In field o r tou rn ey or In offhand fight,
“ Ach sure now. mavourneen, 'tis and Jefferson Avenues, and for years entered by H r. W illiam s' P ink Pills for Pale People
ing sport wlijcji the young folk of wore
I rea lly th in k it would be qu ite a sin
tired wid huugin down all tho eveuin.” to the marine trade. From D uluth to Buf- and how the pills contained, in a coudeusrd
uortheru lands know little ubont. It F o r ine to now furaako you in such a plight.
“ Well thin, hould it up above
M o his name as an honorable, honest boat form, all the elements necessary to give new |
consists in catching the huge sea tur "So, w h ile I tire not u f the b a ttle '* din,
life and richness (o the " biood
oo4l and restore
I
head
to
rest
it
.”
*
supply
men was well known to a ll boatmen. «battered nerves. One day I read e f a case
Because I uni a brave and courteous knig ht,
ties which frequeut tho bays aloof the
No matter wliat time o f day or night, the like n in e, in which a complete core had
i f I m ig h t hopa y o u r fa iry hand to w|u,
That
wud
be
too
high
intoirely.
southern coast of Florida. The tu*les,
Monahan M anne Grocery was kept open for been effected. That convinced me that the
I w ould change places, i f you th in k it's rig h t,
"Twuil be high enough if I kept it just the
convenience o f the lake l>oatx. H e is pills had merit, and I decided to try them ms
from which is made the green turtle Aud s tir the porridge th ick o r «O r i t thin.
aliout
the
height
av
yer
luvely
neck.
the
best known and oldest retail grocery they cost only 50 cents a box (never in loose
Just
as
you
bid
mo,
m
orning,
noun
or
night,
soup so familiar to restaurant fare, aro
dealer
in Detroit. H e has lieen successful form) or six l»oxes for $2.50, and could be had
Au besides, that wud kape the cowld
thus together we m igh t keep the inn.
.confined by the flsbormen in bnge pens, And
in
business
by his square dealings, and Is yet at any druggist's, or by mail from the Dr.
For, cusod io arm or. I'm protected quite.
away
from
ye,
un
thin
I
cud
kill
two
nr “ turtle crawls, ” consisting of fences While you w ould save your j l l y , m ilk w h ite
to be found behind the counter any day at W illiam s’ Medicine Company. Schenectady,
birds
wid
wan
shtone,
as
the
pote
sez.
”
:
his large store, corner of Twelfth and Baker Jf.Y. The next day I asked the druggist re
extending from the shore out into the
s k in .'
“ Maybes, but sorra fear av me bein
r ° • reporter, lie recently said:
garding them. U e said ‘ We sell large quan
water. When the fisherman wants a Bo runs the legend. Thus do met, explain
When we first opened the Jefferson Avenue tities of the pills aud they are well recom
wan
av
thim
birds
yer
pote
talks
av.
”
I
The queer design by whicl} is a tllj bedight
store we hail to work day and night. The mended by the purchase^.* They build up '
Is it fond av poethry ye are, acusb- vessels that needed supplies, wanted them
The sign th a t m arks through wind and sun
the blood, and restore the glow of health to
la?”
and rain ,
right off and we had to ju m p all the time. pale and sallow cheeks, and effect a radical
“ Tho H ostelry o f the Most Courteous
The reason vesselmen patronised us, was be cure in a ll cases arising from mental worry,
‘‘At toimes—good poethry. ”
K n ig h t."
we filled their orders nt once. Every overwork or excesses o f whatever nature. I
Well, ” sez I, ‘‘I have somo gran cause
hour counts with them and we had a double
.—Rudolph F. Bunner In 8 t. Nicholas.
poethry in me pocket. Maybe« ye'd set o f clerks thnt worked day and night. I l>ought a box and took it home, aud commenced
to take the pills. Before I had taken one box
loike to hear it. ”
Sold W ith
have been hustling all my life.
No man that intense pain which for fifteen years
can succeed in business without bustling. had nearly killed me was gone.
“ I luoight. What’s it about?”
I con
Rome people hustle too much, and I was one tinued using the pills until I had taken
“ Sure now ’tis about yer luvely silf, o f them.
four l>oxes, which made me feel os well as I
un no wan else. ”
‘ About four years ago I had to give un had for years previous to my sickness. My
Now, I won't bo afther telliu ye a
on account o f m y back giving out. I t had friends noticed the change at once and were
“ Let’s hear it thin. ”
word av a lie— 'twas always fond I was
bothered me for years. For a week I sat more than pleased to see me out again* I
“ Arrah now, maybes ye won’t bo around
the house and then had to go to bed continued using the pills, and in less than
av tho gyurls. To mo tho soight av a loikin it. ”
The family physician said that I had worn sixty days I was ao much improved that I
party blue eyed colleen was all me loife
myself out by hard work. I did not do was able to attend to business.”
“ How can I tell ye till I hoar it. ”
as yefreshiu us u dhrop av pothecu, but
“ Well, this the way it goes.” Wid
XX'h, tin terrible throubled I ’ve always that I takes the kyard out av me pocket
been will the shy. Au so ye see, though an reads it:
ANTED-TRUSTWORTHY AND
A PECULIAR BUSINESS.
’tis 40 year ould I am this very mouth,
I f m arrie d bliss yo wud lujoy,
great turtle for market, one of the boys, I nt nothin but an ould bachelor afther
active gentlemen or ladies to
Just ux swatu Ksto O 'F ly n n .
whose brown body is «ripped bare, all.
B r e e d in g a n d C a tc h in g L e e c h e s F o r t h e travel lor responsible, established house
To ba y o u r own w ud give h e r joy.
Atauds in the prow of the boajt as it is
N
e
w
Y
ork
M
a
rk
et.
Terence, go in an w in.
’Twas a long tnime I had a notion av
in Oregon. Monthly (65.00ami expenses.
{rushed from the shore. Re wutclies in M is tlir e s s Katie O’Flynn that has a nato
James Partit and his children earn Position steady. Reference. Enclose
“ Ach, ’tis luvely. Are ye afther com-
tently, and presently lie sees one o t the bit furrum at Ballyboggan, but niver a poein it yersilf?” she aies.
ill the mouey they make raising leech-
self-addressed stamped envelope. The
big turtles taking a nup ou the clear word av luve cud I say to her, all be
“ Niver a word. ’Twas from Barney ss, for the work of breeding the blood-
white sand of the bottom. He dives cause av the shy. Howandivor, maybe« the postman I got it this mornin. ’Tis | tuckers ou the Partit farm on Toms Dominion Company, Dept. Y Chicago,
quickly, and, swimming down from be •—but wait till I tell ye now.
wonderin I am who cud havo sent it. ■
wear Lacy, N. J., is nothing extra-
P ro te c tin g nu A t la n t ic C ab le .
hind, seizes the turtle firm!/ by its
Wan cowld mornin this very wake I But contpoMc it or not, ’tig a hint I'm pared with the labor of catching them.
shell. Of course the turtle wakes np resaved a letther an 'twas a quare wan, afther (akin. Au now mavourneen, The wary leech will take hold of nothing
The “ core” is now finishetL But as
and, like a bucking broncho, begins to so it was. ludado me letther was nothin y c’li be crool no longer? I lave ye to bnt human fiesh, so the members of tho it now stands it is in no wise fitted to
dash aud plunge wildly about, seeking at all at all but wan av ttaim post distraction, an if ye'd only say the word Fartit family, big aud little, plunge meet the shocks that await it at the bot-
to throw its plucky rider.
kyard« that ould Barney the postman is ’tig yer own devoted Terence I’ll be their legs into the swamp and draw tom of the sea It must be protected
Not succeeding in this, it dartsquick- ao fond av briugin to people, since 'tis from now to mo dyiu intL”
them up presently with the prey at against tho chafing of sands and rocks
ly to the surfuce, where the boy gets bis the inquisitive ould fella he is to be
aud tho [Mssible wrenches of anchors.
Hero I gets me chair up begide her tached.
first breath. Then dowu again it goes, ■ore. On the po«t kyard waa nothin but u* ain’ an •*»*«
Farmer Partit doesn’t seem to think This protection lies iu a sheath of steel
the «by wint out av
tearing through the water aud beating four lines av the luveliest poethry ye me at wanst. I puts me arrum round a little blood letting hurts one.
wires, separated from the soft gutta
the foam with its flippers. But its rider iver seen. 'Twas this:
“ They are as good as a dose of spring percha of the core by a packing of jute. I
her waist un tries to draw her to me.
«ever lets go fora moment, aud present
¡ t m arrie d bltuM yo w ud io joy.
But before I cud kiss her she twists her physic,” says he. “ Why, mo aud the The jute is spun about the core exactly ?»ono who are engaged in any of the mechanical
ly the great turtle grows exhausted,
Just ax sw ale K ate O ’Flyn n.
silf away an sez she:
beys get at) fat and healthy doing nothing as the 11 copper wires of the conductor
To be your own wud give her Joy.
und the boy, by lifting on the front eud
pursuits can succeed without reading and
fill winter that we need something like aro spun about a central wire, and about
“ Is it in earnest ye are, Terence?”
Terence»,
go
In
an
win.
of the shell forces it to the boat, where
this to keep ua in order. If we fished all, finally, is spun the steel sheathing
“ It is,” s e a l; “ dead earnest.”
Barney
wus
grinuiu
all
over
whin
he
it is quickly loaded aboard aud taken
studying this standard Magazine of Sciences
“ Well, ” sez she, “d’ye promise to be too long at a time, they might do some in tho same fashion.
away to market. It is great sport aud handed me tho kyard, so he was, so sez I true, true till doath, as tho poto sez?”
As one goes about among the spinning
burm, but we know when to stop: Aft-
I
to
him:
and mechanical Arts. It is illustrated with
tho boys enjoy it as much as our boys
| “ I d o .”
er (he season is over we feci fresher aud machines he notices that the sections of
“Ach ye ould spalpi'en, ye’vo been'
like a lively young pony tp ride.—Chi
I
better
than
if
we
hadn’t
been
leeching.
steel
sheathing
vary
much
in
thickness.
“
Au
will
ye
niver
lave
mo,
deceive
all modern cuts of latest inventions in all
afther reudin me privitcorrispoudenco. “ '
cago Record.
They are just like mosquitoes— they j Here is one woven of 24 wires, one of 13
"I have," sez ho, “ but where’s tho me, nor grieve me?”
suck
out
all
tho
bad
blood
und
leuve
and
one
of
12.
Aud
the
wires
also
vary,
"Niver,
me
own
jeweL”
the branches of mechanism, and its fund of
T h e O s u s ,o f E g o tis m .
harruin? An sure ’tis the best av advice '
‘Au if I tnaifj ye will yo always get the gootl, and that's why, I suppose, wo so that the si«tion of fewest wires is tho '
The following gaato is offered by the ye’re ufther gottin, Tcreuco, me boy,” ! up first in tho inoruin an put on the ! feel so good ufter a mouth’s work in the largest in diameter. Hero is a section
knowledge is inseparably connected with in
“ Fnix an y c’ro roight, Burney, but
At home department of Every Where t
fire an give mo a cup av tay in bed?” 1 swamp. 1 think w e’d all havo malaria made not of single wires at all, but of
It ig founded upon the frequent use d’ye Ibiitk she’d be afther lookiu twice
ventors and mechanics. Sold with T un
Dtulo w ill I, mo darliut, me precious down in this wet place if it wasn’t for stands at three wires. Iu fact, one secs
a t the first jiernonnl pronoun in the con at u gussoon loike me?”
wan. ”
tho leeches. No man could wade through seven different varieties. The occasion
“ Why not?” sez ho. “ Misthreas
versation of almost jovery otto whom we
V est at clubbing rales»
"Thin I ’m yets for iver an a day such a mod hole without getting malaria for such diversity is this: Iu the middle i
meet. Homo people, of course, put into O’Flynn is not so young hs she looks. longer,
Terence, me bhoy. Ye may kiss unless something helped him .”
of (he Atlantic a cable is dropped to a
’Tis
the
illigunt
bltoy
yo
aro
intoirely.
”
their talk the word “ I” much oftener
His farm yields 600,000 leeches a
tbuu other« and aro noted for the fuct, t< “ Aisy now, Barney, aisy,” sea L me—just wau now. Och, och, och, ye year, aud the price is 20 or 80 cents for depth of two or three statute miles, and I
hut everybody uses R more than Ito “ Don’t be afther aspershiu the luveliest murtberin thafe. How many d'ye want?” j 100, giving an unnuai income of $1,000 as it is payed out to such a depth i t 1
think« ho does until confronted with a av her sex. But I know ye don’t mane she cries, for he this toime I had her in to the fomiiy. The market is Now York must have a great burden to sustaiu in j
its own weight. To make the weight as
nrrums uu was tastiu tho delicious
record.
nothin dislirespective. I wonder who me
lips av her.
or Philadelphia, where the leeches are little as possible consistent with need- i
With the company *j] plcasautly and was afther settdin mo this kyard now. “
After that ’twas the deloightfnl cven- distributed to the trade.
ful quality aud strength becomes, there
Burney winks at me. “ I wonder, ”
cozily seuted ju a circle elect two or
Hulf a century ago this would bavo fore, important. Tho deeper a cable is
tn wc had intoirely. Sittiu there at the
three sourer« aud u quizzer. Designate a sez he, un hit walks uff down tho street fir«,
aez Katie to me:
been a great business, but the belief iu laid the less its liability to disturbance,
penalty or a booby prize for the first whistliu “ Kata Kearney“ us clear as a
"Ye
can’t tell yet who sent ye that leeches has fallen off in this country. and (he deep water sections, therefore,
link.
pue who suy* ‘‘I" ten times turd a reward
wid the poethry?”
Europe clings to tho practice, aud Paris may be made much lighter than the
Well, that kyard mado mo feel bould kyard
for the one who says R least aud then
“ Sure an I haven’t tho laste notion. ” ! consumes 8,000,000 leeches yearly, shallow water sections. As the cable
let the quizzer jtaye ut them. Each er, so tho same eveniu I dresses mesilf
Terence, ’tis thinkiu I am I while Loudon finds use for over 7,000.- draws nearer the shore, where the dan
must answer every qnestiou asked him iu me best, puts ou me caubeeu, takes can “ Well,
000 a year.
tell ye if ye wou’t be angry. ”
gers grow greater, a heavier and heavier,
pr her fully and circnuiHtuntiully; oth mo shillalah iu me hand, an sets off
James Partit or his boys, when wad sheathing is adopted, until, in what is t
“ Angry, mavourneen, 'tis deloight-
erwise a count is the penalty for the for Mistliress O’Flyuu’s farrurn ut Bul-
«1 I'll be. ’Tis the foinost letther I iver ing, discovered the presence of the leech known ns the “ shore end," comeg the
failure. Allow nil who muy wish to as lyboggan.
seen. ”
es in his swamps. He looked up the sub heaviest of all.— McClure’s Magazine
Whin I gets to the dure, I knocks as
sist incidentally in tho quizzing and to
Arrah, thin, 'twaascein I was ye was ject and decided that be would supply
interject any remark they muy wish, so bould as brass, an who should open it
T h i s monthly magazine is one of the very
M o d e rn I'J lg rim « .
that shy ye wud niver spake yer luve ; the American market, which hitherto
thnt the scalers keep good watch of but tho luvely widda hersilf.
had
depended
on
Europe.
He
found
that
“
Yes,
Dusty,”
declared
Weary
W
h «
widout
iuconrugin,
an
as
'tis
leap
year
"Good oveuiui Misthress O’Flynn,”
thorn amj conut their phenomenal delin
best printed in thin country, and ir sold
an ’twas wishiu to see ye happy I was, buyers preferred tho Hungarian fellow gleg reflectively as he regretfully laid
sea I. “ Is it all alone ye aro?”
quencies whenever lnude.
down
the
tomato
can
which
he
had
“ It Is,"sea she, "w ill ye be sittiu why, ’twas just mesilf that sent ye that Of olive green without spots, or else the
to all subscriber« a t rau-n within the
It i» wonderful what a lot of merri
Germau leech, with dark green body drainerl of its contents to the last drop,
porno av mo own compoaaro. ”
ment wid instruction this guute will dowu?"
‘a genius must be dead many years to
"Ye mane it—thrue?” I crieg de- ■potted below with black. He got a few
ability of all to pay. I t is finely illtu
"I w ill,” sez I. ‘ Wid all the pianure
produce if pluyed thoroughly und good
loighted.
specimens aud put them in the pond. be appreciated. ”
iu loife. ’’
nutnrcdly.
“ Faix, 'tie not u word av a lie I ’m They multiplied rapidly after their cue
“Huh.” replied Dusty, who wa«
trated and present« the names of famous
Wid that I goes in, an sho shuts the
mies, tho water snakes, were extermi wanting in the ability to express his
A K lt t e a a s a D o ll,
dure, an into tho kitchen we goes an aits afther tellin ye, ” sez she.
authors a« contributor«.
T he W est
“ Thin hooray for leap year!" I nated, aud soon the first leech pond in thoughts with tho elegant grace of his
A little girl J1 year« old rroently down nt tho fire.
shouts. “ Au ye're the grandest pote as the country wns established. The young fellow wanderer.
traveled all the way from Wichitu,
“ ’Tis u cowld evening,” sea I.
and the CoMinopolitan are sold at re
Iver waa Sure y e’ll be afther givin me are rearly for market in about a yean
“Now, there's them pilgrim fathers
’ ’ ’Tis that, ’ * Hi'z she.
Kan., to Rochester with no companion
but
reproduction
takes
three
yehra.
The
that
yon
hear
people
making
h
o
mnch
another
kiss
or
maybes
two,
as
a
thrifle
but her kitteu. She was allowed to have
F or the loife av me I cud say uo more
duced rate« at this office.
average life of a leech ie 16 or 20 years fuss about. Do you know what thev
tho pet in her lap, although it is against afther that, an so 1 sut twistiu me cuu- more inrouragmidt. wodn t ye now?"
are?”
J
Usually
a
healthy
man
can
fish
iq.the
Loike
the
jewel
she
is,
she
incouraged
the ruhot of railroad qoutpaniea to ullow beeu between me hands an wouderiu
me again.
“ Dunno as I docs. ”
swamp four or five hours wit hoot losing
animal» iu the passenger ooeclt. Per ba pa how I was to suy what I'd cotito for.
Be the toimo ye read this 'tie married enough blood to exhauit him. The leech 1 “ No, of course not. Yon see. yon
this muy buve been duo purtially to the Thin I sea:
fuel that the kittep was dressed “ like
” 'Tis a gran fire ye havo there. 'Tis we hope to be, for I ’m just afther seein has three jaws and from 20 to 80 teeth. haven’t such a good education as this
Father Donovan about the weddin.— When these get going, in u short time here gent Well, then, yon just look in
folks, ' in clothes. The cat was us hund- a foine thing for a cowld eveuin. ”
the leech will swallow five times his i the dictionary, and you will find thnt
aomely attired as a favorite doll and in
J is that, ' sez she. Thin wo sat Scottish Nighta
weight in blood.
pilgrim means a wanderer who jonrnevi
finitely more amusing. Her little dress shtill for another space av toime. She
O lv tn c a i m A fivloe.
All this is more pleasant than the on foot. Now, ain’t that just what yon
did not seem a novelty to her, aud the was knittin somethin wid rid wool, so
” 1 in not the man to yield weakly or praotice elsewhere about New York of and me are?”
little waist, with bishop sleeves and luce sez I:
without
a straggle, ” declared Wrifely fattening leeches for the market on do I “ Yes.”
at the aukles, or more properly wrists,
'Tis tho foine warrutu color for
as he walkeil tho finer, intertwining his crepit old horses which have been con i " Well, I guess it was just tho same
was dainty, while a huudsotiie luce baby cowld wcuther is rid,” sea I.
long lingers or running them nervously demited to tM boueyard.—New York : with them os with ns. Nobody made
cap completed the most fetching toilet.
“ 'Tis that,” sez she.
Free«.
any fuss over them nntil they were
The little girl apologized furthestute
I wus afther thinkiu I mast have through his still longer hair.
; dead for hundreds of yea«. Wjien we
I have written poems, essays, plays,
of kilty'« clothing, as ebe jiad bad but ofBndtd her in sumo way. an might be
GETTING PATENTS.
: are dead hundreeis of year«, people will
ono change out uf her trunk. Buf kitty shteppiu home again widout a word av criticisms and stories. I have ranged iu
had spent tho most ¿of her journey on luve, but I ileteriniued to have auether my work from the most profound meta T h e IMerwrerers A r e N o t U su a lly th e O nes be making a fuss over us. We will be
The» m a.?” 1011 °f W W“ ‘ »’ * *** I 0“ “ “ , hy IfcMB;
pilgrim fathers sure, if the dictionary
physics to the veriest rough and tumble
her mistress’ Jap or on the velvet car thry, so I sez:
to B e e » t h e B e w a r « .
is
right
aud
we
get
married.
We
strng.
humor
of
the
«lay.
Disposing
of
political
scut and was not in the least bedraggled.
“ Is it uot lonely ye are sittiu here at
If you look back ou the history of hu
problems, removing the clouds of mysti man progress, you will find Ihat'uoueof gio now, bnt our posterity w ill be mak
The little girl said she did not care for noights all be yoursilf?” sez L
lO e a t « » , wa maat i< ht t n than."
cism,
accounting
hy
natural
laws
for
dolls, because they weren't alive and
“ ’Tis uot," sez she. “ I ’m afther ia-
the great epoch makiug inventions has tog a big fuss over ns. I'd rather some ^
“ «■«aalted motto of the
fuss
was
ruado
over
us
now.
But,
Dusty,
what has been regarded 4 fiupcrnatural. ever been patented. The man who lit
kitty eenhl play with her. Besides, Joyin the best av company. ”
and the
proilnciug the most beafitiful conceits the first Are—whether Proatthcug or such is life, ’ as the immortal poet re-
kitty did not objec-t to being dressed
"Who's that?" eta I.
entire contents of Hu« monthly magazine
marks.”
iu
the
reulnis
of
romance,
Writing
u
n
f
a
aud uudressi-d, so site itud all the pleas
“ Just mesilf, an uo other," so» »6»
the party froth whom he stnlff the idea
are upon
uresof playingdolj with a live doily.—
“ Och sure uow, ye can’t mane it. the inspiration of propitious rauvz and —did no» get a pateut for it Neither 1 But Dusty had fallen asleep. —Chicane
Plane and in keeping with it«
showing
myself
the
immraation
of
true
A'btcago Tribune.
Whin ye're all lie yersilf ye must be
did the man who made the first wheel, I Times-Herald.
motto.
wit,
I
havo
done
a
vast
labor
for
the
The Arena’s gallery of
feelm au achiu void thia worruld can
in every sense one of the most revo-1
O r o n r a tlo a an d H e a lth .
em inent
good of humanity aad have nothing to lutihnary luventioue ia th4 history of i
F w o F r o u i O ne L ea v e s One.
niver fill, ns the pote sez. ”
thinkers
"There
are
occupations
which
men
show for it but dusty piles of unaooepted man. The same thing majr be said of
“ “ 8 ™ 'P » r it.lerew.ine
Two boys were sitting ou their door-
“ 1 lim e for ye— I do sometimes: ”
step, with their slates mid pencils iu
“ I was surtin av it, zcuahla. Where manuscript. No wander that Mtbition the invention of soap, candles, gun pow do not shuu as they do work iu a gas
« - ™ e a , .» d t h e i t ,l,„ „ g | , „ are
,their bauds. Otto said to tho other:
1» it at all, at all? Is it in yer heart is «'rasliwl and that the fruits o t rty on der, nmhrellas and the mariner's com house, ” said a life insurance examiner
‘which
we
consider
far
more
hazardous.
deavor
seem
as
the
apples
of
Sodotd.
”
now?"
"Two ftoqi uns leaves one, doesn't
pass, or, ta come faw n to our own duy,
consideration of all people,
“ Bruce up, old man.” advised his of the (team engine and the cloctrio tele You will be more likely to find old men
Mr
“ N o,” sez «he, 'tis in mo hollow
The Arena ta
in
a
gaahonse—jueu
who
have
worked
I
friend
Lcttcrga
“
You*are
not
the
first
wisdom tooth."
graph.
"Y es," replied the other.
sold with T he W ' i est .
in
the
business
for
many
years—than
in
A gi'iith'uiun passiug by hoard them
"Ach uow,” sez I. " twas always genius to suffer the pangs of the «nap
Patent» are meetly oonceraed with
gud said:
fond av yer joke ye was, Misthress preciated. Keep plnggiug away With a small mechanical details and improve a brewery. In the brewery men look
stiff upper lip. Neve» say die. my man ments it may he in tho application of robust and strong. They have every ex
"Boys, if you prove to me that two O’Flynn. ”
from oue leuves oue, I w ill give you
"Horra joke there in about it, Misther Got your name before the public and steam and elecMeity—and by means of ternal appearan«' of health and would
each 10 rents."
Magtst—onlesa ye call it a Joke to havo make the people talk about you. I can theae pateut» enormrius profits have been he l<X'ke.t upon by the average man as
Bo tho Loys took the gentleman iuto a feelm in yer jaw loike a ridbot ueedle have your name paraded in every news secured to second rate inventors, but the good risks. ‘ But the fact that one rare-
*e» au old man in the business shows
Ì*"'
‘hat you want, pre great ideas and diacoreriee which un
Rte Itouse, where the cat wus washing stltohia away at double quick toime to
you follow my advice
Jter two hubies. Eucb hoy took a k>ttcu the tuue uv 'Tho Wind That Shakes th«
derlie these detail» bavo beeu given to that the calling, coupled with the hate 1
its which it creates, has a tendency to
'‘Commit some crime, I suppooe?"
Barley. ’ ”
awuy aud said:
•♦tie world gratia.
Advertise your ware«.
"Two from otio leaves one. ’’
“ Tis limgiu I am to comfort ye, m
There is a general anttoa that if yon shorten life. The iron worker is anoth
Bo th« geiitlcuiun gave tlwm each 10 alannoh. Wud ye not he afther givin Blow like a side show man. Run your did uot protect invent!««» by mesas of er w ho is a less good risk than the gas
mo an ingageuiiut as reai.lintphyeiciaa? picture with every advertisement. Pay patents inventors would cease to iireeut man if all other things are equal. The
(Cents.—Baltimore Herald.
Faix, an ’tis mesilf wad bo afther chim te adviuioe. ami the world will leani and material pregnwa would come to a fine partii'les of metal which find their
in away from yo the toothache, the for the first time that there is such e standstill. Bnt history does not bear thie way info his breathing apparatus have
A Bird <>f l.cttor».
henilneho, the heartache, an all the other hidden treasure ee yonmnlf. "—Detroit out in the leagt. Men with great me- an effect on his lungs, and strong men
‘•A 9 C. A 0 <’. A R O f
15iv utu-rvt cruxi, pixmd *« rnaUd bo.
«chee that fieeh U heir to, as the pote Free Press
ehaniral gift« do not exerciae them sole in that calling frequently develop pul-
“ W tb bin 1 m who know letters
ly with a view to commercial profit any monary consumption. In fact, all trades
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A re tm rviy y o tir b e tte r« ,''
“ 'TU
thiakin l I w
aai I I'd
eafirr wid | The iuliahitaute of the Andaman is more than aatrouemers searrh the heav and occupations which require working
,
i t s uiiakin
d be eaflrr
Hu rulieti tv tlu? bird* in the tre»
a denti»« for the toothache than wid an lands are said to be the smallest rare of ens for new worlds with an eye to regis- w inkdl“” ,17 in,PntaI »" Imigevity and
iMit tho b ird * In the tree top a t p ity
ould (»»adliauu loike y% an as for (he people in the world. The average height tering patents and floating eompanie» will kill much more quickly than work
A ll <Uiirp<*J In the JolUest «ray,
otlier ache» ye ruiulioa I niver hare of a full grown Andaman is l>we »hnu 4 ou the results of their discoveries.— Lon ing in a well regulated gashooan ”_
••We d o n 't Buio*- a B O 't,
New York Tribunw
av t i l i i n . ”
Jbat w e 'n i q u lto a t our e»u*»
I fert and the aiilhropolngiral experts don Truth.
/<> tn«««*
branch««, " «aid they.
“ What, niver
no , heartache,
whia who r w u tly viMted them fcmnd but few
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An ordinary brick weighs about four
yo to «iltln here all al«>oe in the emu- that weighed over 7* pounds.
Louis to Mobil« a dittano« of 642 nul»
poumia.
mnst be traveled.
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