5 J Three Desirable Î Y O U ' > "^r>7, and died shortly after, , plained b itterly th a t the teacher punish By th is I don't, m ean u sim ple m ark lenving a high rep u tatio n as a scientiflc ed scholars for n o th in g nt ull. “ Have yon been punished?” he was < upon the saddle post t,r on t lie saddle it- and p ractical m ariner, much e l’ w hich sell, ns thos,, an- the very places w here the au th o r of th is book cousidcm— and, ! asked. !, L 4 8 S E F i i i L f O F T H I I 1 I E E » G F iiL Q R E H . " I w as shut in .. * l« c t for h alf an a th ief w ill loo’: fo r stn-li a m ark, and it must be adm itted, liusc, gently proved should they lx> th ere both puddle und —to he n ad ete rv id O ur ow n verdict h o u r." " W h a t fm »" post w ill Is- i-i-niov<«l. If you w an t to w ould lx- th at Ito was g u ilty cf much "1 do not know, only I w anted to ' ZVo;» the C\-urit r -lic r /id , tia g in a u \ m ake the p riv ate m ark on any p art of falseluxsl and intrig u e, th a t lie w as r.ot yo u r fram e, say on tho underside of th-' as expert a seam an as he claim ed to bl­ know actlicthing of tho teacher. I put A frw y r j n asp a wave o f I.-i G rip pe papers repnned cures o f past-’» sim ila r tu top tube, tu rn your w heel upside down and th a t in tho leade rship Of men he ex­ tip my hand— 1 w as very careful to put : pvrept over Us« huid and brouehr liim w u iu s m int » fleeted by Dr. W iiliu n u ’ P in k !Ki ’ ld n( itri victim s to the grnvt . who <■■*- a:.-d ibought I uon!d try liie m 1 U m cht a am i re,n ,-re it portion of th e enam el, say h ibited n either justice, mercy nor even up m y haudw-ond asked h er for p< 111ns- < :iped in« lu«o live d on in M»>rrow and suHei Iwx und continv.ed tb v ir u m > w ith mMi | r»- 1 iix-h by 1 iix-ii, an d d e a n w ell till the ordinary ilisen tion. But let us tem per sion to ask a question. ’’ in y. hrvkcn in hviuth und s p irit. ; n ib s , i mhui to znin in Mr. iigth nud "A n d w h at did »ho say?" tootnl is freed from any ,ia rt of the on- justice w ith mercy, and la ju d g in g of T e rriM e us was the d ke u st. its after «fivers . h va ltli ami f«h tb« Ltiod «fieri o f the r i l k . "S h o told me toooinc to her desk and •Aincl. Theii cover th e spiu-c so elcam d th e w orthies of past u'.-es b ring to light Were yet mor« a p palling, «•. rt bought out the “ I la v were lb« tir»q tbingu that h»d | ^ n w«itkn«sft«s o f th« constitution »tnd left thou- I able to give »11« re lie f They have been of ask i t . ” w ith a greasy m at, ria l—can d le grease, some ex ten u atin g circum stance» winds shattered w recks o f 1 he ir form er -e l\ e*. gfeut benefit to me and I cu n n tro n g ly recoin- "W e ll? " ft» lORlani.'— Gicn tulo-u ) lie n -iriv n i: “ S ingular! B at did you do anything tailing, is'ing sure th a t yon huve stifll- age w lieu m ercenary serricc w r» iu how I»« had suffered am i w hat had given 1» hen. in l.s .l, il;t i'-ite ,,,lr ( „ j „ „ |)(1B„ s'icut at-id on the p o in t,d jx-n’ before vogue, and stric t fidelity toettgng- incuts w rong on tho w ay to the desk?" h im re lie f. Iri-in b l'.iig in the hainnec, r i -.I ProMiest "A n y th in g w rong on tlie wny? '?'hy, yon begin. A fter allo w in g the aeiil to w as not to Is- expected; t ’-.u lan g u ag es' We can «io no better than quote bis own l.m e o in isru t.I his f;iu,o„ s ,-»j, f „ r vu| t!11. words, w hich are as fo llo w s : “ A bout leers to i o 10 the from ami fight for it« p m - Icuve its trace 01» the tubing, yon can c f all the L atin races are prone to vague­ i.-fi—oh, the only th in g 1 did w as to seven years ag«» I was taken down w ith the ervalion, an itm o roiale rc-pon«- swept over ru b off th e givase, und one application ness anil exaggeration, and thus often tu rn n couple of h au d sp riu g sl"— Boston ‘ G rip ,’ and it fastened on me very 1;an 1. id-- N orth lik e a tfilu l tvsve, ami rccim ciit ■of enauiel w ill cover all tria-a of the i deviuttxl, and even u uintentionaily. Transcript. F o r at>ont h a lf the w in te r I w.v sobnd that I al.'t-r regiment e.l b ia ve l'o ys in blue qnh-kiv <*ould not leave the house. J was c h illy a ll sprmtg up Il-Olli every qim rter. ■ m a rk you have m utlo."—P h iladelphia fn an veracity, nt-.d he had to ileal -.villi I nm indful D ep en d ft on th e A n m a o t. the tin»e, am i could not get warm . J fe lt ns of (fie n riviilio u s o f a soldier's life, and the Lwlgiv. Spaiiiiiids, w ho deemed his foreign birth i f 1 was frozen solid, and could o n ly breathe l.orror» o f w«r. they shouldered lH.-«r “ If 1 ever get held of Uiuks, I'll J a sufficient reason for disobeying his o r­ w ith great d iffic u lty . tneskelR mol mnrvlied Io the (rw d Io haul,, la m a W a u t. der*. P erhaps iiis ch aracter m ay be Ju st­ thrash him so th a t h is owu m other “ T h is re n d itio n alternated w ith sweating ; lo r (h e ir eom tlry. A gent (to superintendent of laundry) 1 ly com prehended it wo apply to him the w o u ld n ’t recognize h im ," spells o f great violence. T liere was an a l-l »1* first to in m -e r lire call w i» E Hwwl e»»ntiiinou'« pain, am i i t would shoot (r. Mnltlo-ws, who r n h .t.d w , i,w,n l»T nl "W h at'» th o m atter?” -w—I have c'otne, sir, to us,« rtaiu If von eoiuntou phrai-e "to o clever by half. tVom one pa rt oi of m y body ....... to another, mie part ---------. ........, . w . . ith . . , . 1 — om piuty .. 1», lu ld Ohio In fa n try mxl who " H e ’s been slandering me. He Hay-' ■would like to purchuxc out- of niy new London bjicrtutor. gre«! »u,Menne.», r ik I eau.e me inlen .e m i !'- - fi n g ili b n iv e lv n n tii the eliKe • / ’t h ^ ir r e iil m achines— I hot 1 U*»t him o ut (J $0 in a poker fering. Sometiinwi it w iir in U lf hip». Itien Mrnggie. M r. JtnlllMniR now liveR w ilh lii. l.oinry. game. " Bilixirliilenilent— No, wo d o n 't unlit iu m y leg». ,111,1 n g iin il w oul.l go to m y ! n ife and fa m ily „1 »is childreu aud grnnd liemi and pnin me in the eye». l t w ai »o iu - 1 e liild re n ou hi» l'«rni ne.-ii A kron Tu»r«l» " N o t a t nil. I heard tho renntrk m r- ; any of yo u r m achines; wo have all the They te lla s to r y of a m an c f luxurious tens« thnt it even atFirted m r sight. ( <»unty. M ic h ig rn . W h ile in the ranks he -taiachiuury we ana uau. habits w ho volunteered as a p riv ate sol­ se lf." “ I eaBed in m edicitl nN*ists: «e, bnt this «•ontrietid infiam m story r i enmatiaiu and "T h en w h at did he say?" “ But, m y d ear sir. no laundry is dier in a cavalry rogunent d u rin g the whs fruitless, hs I received no benefit from 11) a d«v«l»q»«,i into a tro uble that renmimd physieiun*. From then on I trie d ta r io tit w nh him f«»r over th ir ty yearx H e ffn tlly " H e »aid th at you beat him out of c o m p le te W ithout o n e e f myluueliincA ' Into war. By w hat is popnlai-ly known »rcpnrit.inns th a t were r«*«*«mmended t«» me. r.ir w l o f lt ami t „ „ r,-p n *e „,» ,iv 'e “ 'W hat is i t : u m auplcr?" ns tho “ ireny of fate, " l i e had to per­ $3.000 iu a w heut d e a l." m t they d id fft« no got*l. and m y comlitim» o f Hi,- , m . i i i c 1„. , p , , t r ,,f j,), "O h. w ell, tlxvi, 1 supporn it 's all " K it s ir; yiatr m angier* and irotx-i« form hi* *»>vi.'i * 111 th e n ughest poesi- was ha lm-,1 aud p a in fu l as it was before 1 jin follow?.: 1 right. I ceaild liardly believe th a t he (rle«l them. n»tw not in it w hen m y m ach iu c gets to hlo plaix-s amt in tho roughest poiwiblo ” D u rin g the ln»e w I waa a m< mber o f “ F in u llr . T sow an advertisem ent o f P r. Company |>, l(3d -1.1.. I n r . , s « c w as th e kind o f m an w ho w ould go "trerk. ’’ w ay. W illiiim s * P ink P ills fo r Pale People, and I (b ra n d a ll the duties "W h at is yo u r m achine for?" Heini'tiuie* " la c k ” Was »0 eontrarj- around tellin g stories th a t reflected on rem! w ith much interest o f the w onderthl lit- fr,.n, I.*ii2io I;-».,. W h l,r m |h e Chicago Po»t. “ I t 's a tnauhtue m ade exprvnsly to that tho only meal he hud wits a few me in th a t way. c ttrc t th n t they hw l effected in so many O «t?»».! b l Ih r priva tions o f ou r aohlier life I coscm . I hmt trie d so n u n y pro p rie ta ry prep, ej»ntr:n*t«^l inhitin m ato ry rheumatism, a id tako b u tto n s nt? garm ents. W hen it grains of lo rn th at ho stole from tho Wliaa Stn« la rvlat. »rations thnt I had no fn itii in it. but ?ri<\ o f P ink P ills, mid shertlv I . -••»»,«( Rg.l UH» lai,I “ Young m an, you have a l rillin n t ships and p riv ate a* oun-d tho vclms iw'l'ore going to bed I t«*‘k one p ill I cannot '"T I tG n g .x n u iL r .X .H fu tu re lx-fi»e you. You m ay u nd h alf a Ivor of in» luxurious habits. IIo uu F reiso lM ts" and dropped it iuto bis te ll you what m s n rp n M d man I was n e \t ii-n • a--.) «n» .igntn I»,.I up fi.r a long cpclj dozen of y o u r raaeh im a to tho lanuilry swen-il th at they did n e t; th a t when , u ip lo y rr's letter box. T his com hiui a m orning. Then I put on my shoes w ith ease, i, : . n I lu n e :» v i,-tin, ,.f ihcw a th in g that I h id n ot «Io«,« fo - fo rty yen. ? taeki Hii.l lii, -j- I,¡ n r find inc up fcw Mu„|, o f •at inxe. Pearson’s Weekly. they w, re fortunate enough Io flat! a »leepioss night, b u t ho w as ix-conipeused A little whi,«' nfie r th i* I was so w e ll tb it I »he I im e ly h aving his com position hnaded to few plunk* to lie down on a t n ig h t, the drove to Buy ( ’tty. M ichienn, a diM A ive o f " My m»c o-.K nlm Fenuhtloi.». luxury lover soarclted ni u-ng thi n» to him next m orning to (tech n ically ) com tw enty-three n»; hw, am i wan imm nt a ll tire d k n !i„ y tr»nl>lc»RKU ,* !ic r th», |K«v His sisb-r» tell of tho boisterous w hen I p d there. “ flow glortou» to ho recked in the see w hether lie could not get one of soft t u t tlie !»«( « „» lira ! . k i l l . I h . , , Irj „ i delight w ith w hich he w ould often ofi- “ I am now aevewty^dt years o f f<*e ar.d ni-iny p,-i»i,-ig„R -uni p n ^ ^ c a r y » n i. .-radio ef tho tlaepl D o n 't you th in k so, w isx t—P h ilad elp h ia Time». u n u su a lly a c tin ' f«»r a man o f m y year«. I fi,-» o f .1 ! k im n ib u w ,rv « .:* ,t. j <„ , rw srd txmud into tho house will* a «Mr. D uxenbcrry?'’ w ork on mv f.»rtv-»cre farm ami experiewer «irli irenb.M. », mi,,,.. | , 1|tJr w r , b ropy of Arhss* M agaaine iu his hand, <)n. Dmtso Abolt.b«d. "V111— w ell, I d o n 't know. It w ould no tro uble from the w ork. I w ant to ulil.- xm l g ì» , to be too um bitiou* iu the lu s tie r of th at enables eno to tako a jihotograph of —Cham ber*’ Jo u rn al. m y illn o -s a id cure a num ber <»f m y neliBrb- , " T,'!’r (‘-r " » frire.) R.lvwcl ,, , ' a titan ’s Isnn-s w ithout sk in n in g hint | XorkiiiR tlio c ra d le ." l*»rs have us d lb» in. »o«l say th a t U»«y have I br. W 'l’iRi", Pink VilK lllul ,, M at H X k l a 4 a t T a lk . w ill lx- a toirihlc factor in tlio war* of i "A lt, h u t th in k of th e setisatieiut. " lawn» g r*a tfy benefited.” " I ’ll lx>t you it i s , " cried Mr Spark. Mrs. R m ith, the veteran’s wife, w ho wM c ,n U. fi.k r .Iu-«,. U lc r I hn.t t-r-nm OB,l„ . " T l ia l’* ju s t w hnt 1 am th in k in g (< " the fu tu re ," said th e philosopher. Wear by, «amfirme-l the words thnt her hns- Itu n i l , . i a g n a t rliun gv in m v m a d iiin n I». "T ak ? a bearer of a message, for in ­ The nrgnm ons had n ached a m eet t x- a — ( hii-iigo Dost. liaud had spoken a id nlr to w ork no a,rih „ , <«ny* a p h ila te lis t) is tlio 1 ottBI m agenta his in terv al picture, r, pnxiuci«, tho so a l­ ( • a s tn id y pioneer, and « b n ««! u p n XK1 - bare r.o (car o f the old tro n b l* coming ixw-k Mr. Bpnrk sighed. a«r* ffirm near A kro n . He vet He«* , ns I«« u a» I '-un gvt :i I»,« .,f p in k P)il» M . •ta rn p of B ritish G u ian a, dated IM fl low,«! mi’Hsagc, and th ere’s all tho Jxxir “ Il d o es," ho »aid sadly " I t speak» aavtoandfd hv twelve o/* I? s tk ’rtee - * ■ « » » * p s r , I d . larly deep m - r , . , | »,>. .if T hrts- 1» only one copy in cxistt iii«“. an,I m essenger's devotion gone for nothing. " a language w hich 1 can understand, bat «Ire:». Thanks In Pink he has k I ,** 1 w*n‘ h‘ ,r< “ 1 E S T - Scientific American. None who are engaged in any of th e m ech an ical MISS pursuits can succeed w ithout read in g an d studying this standard Magazine o f Sciences T hese OPPORTUNITIES. and mechanical A rts. It is illu stra te d w ith all modern cuts of latest in v en tio n s in ..’1 the hranehes of mechanism , and its fund o f knowledge is inseparably connected w ith in ­ ventors and tiieehanies. Sold w ith 'l u x W kst a t clubbing rates. Veteran of the Late War Adds One More Name to the List of Striking Cures by Pink Fills in Michigan. THE C nSM üFniilTA N , This m onthly m agazine is one of tha 1 beet p rin ted in th is co u n try , «utd isgll to all subscribers a t rates within ib ability o f all to pay. I t is tinelyill» trated an d p resen ts th e names of fin»» au th o rs as c o n trib u to rs. Tux and th e C osm opolitan are sold Ml«1 duced rates a t th is office, A the arena We do not tako possession of c T. „„ x our ideas arc possessed by tktS, W h .,X " d ,o r a ” *“ • “ » “ « • - » o h t, ei , entire » co n len t. of I w ill not bo eooeemed at men’s not knowing mo; I w ill bo concerned at luy v/.-at ef ability - Coufuciu* sho T h en ’ is a tr r tn in fa rm e r»0suspicions th a t Is fore buying a stn*

’ ’ Thro« year« ajf’ » l * d J in» ot c n t- h t I >«♦- b »” - f ’r»d an nttaek o f paralysis, h m njrht on. I th in k , h r overw ork ami as an a fie r effect o f The pi! U rrt)»pe. A ffcr a wc> k m y ennsittkm w-«« *e M ps so bad* thist I suc*a»«*co«l s pb*si-*nn and F «i'*’t»»rvJ ffw ahont six nwvdhs. w ith but l i t t l * *?»ld in F tli ’ f F « r *ome tim e I had *« T ,w A rena sold M ith T he W e ^ t , LOOK T b e sw lftent bird 1» ilio lowtril. w of all Irish bishops, ami is follow ed by What a situ atio n i< th a t of th e groat! Fiuglixh »piirruwhuwk. It h^s lux'll other bishop* a c o n lin g to tho sen io n ty They only liv« in the fu tu re uud are kuowti lo te-luev« n «peed of 1-0 miles of th e ir consecration. only happy in hope.— Mine, do Pom pa­ dour. • n Ismr '._______ ■_____ _ < ■ OVER THIS CROUP make your selectiom . it ) -, » grc n * w r ’ho I«*»', by »t.Irrto.ir a. W , i . X y THE WEST.. -:t FLORENCE OB.