HOWPETEVVASCUBED
through The moiasaes ano water tney
are made to abaorb in manufacture.
‘J “ -* ‘" ‘'b ‘
u u 0.1
uuo
i Ja. tu ta
noble tuidsyuime.iic
m nA ,
Not as good a report can bo given of
Thomaa More defoudi the Utopians in was draped with b.a.k, and alt tho trol
WHAT HIS SHORT STAY IN LOUISIANA Sirups There is very little pure maplo
their astounding den tuio from the ley ears in toe m y di.-; Iuy. it in „no wav
□AFES AND LOCKS W HICH ARE PROOF
DIO FOR HIM.
•imp, most of what is sold as such be-
custom of tiiose tine
and r, p.icd to or another some sign of mourning. It
AGAiNÒT TAMPàRERS.
lug a mixture of glucose or cane sirups,
a
those wlio a:tack, d
] i and theia that was really «jnite imposing.
B il l Z ach T h o u g h t F e t e W ain«. W ee I . c . r -
with a small proportion of the product
"If they eonld only import that idea
“ if tho reproaches cu
on the fein;.!o
each
nank
of
the
maple,
while
in
an
imitation
ac
f
Kn'jbtnd
Lóele
Co.te
937.1
• b i o en d S e a t U lna A rray— P le a k T o o k
mid, rstan.ling were
ml tiny V.
! in Brooklyn, ” continued thenld. ruian
sad its» x ì.Hd IliiFi-rprit Combi uhi <»ne hut afford so many w tioiial r
tually protected by a patent tho maplo
tlioiiglitlully, “ 1 think it would be a
H ie L ife l a H ie H e a d . So B e T h M g * A
flavor
is
given
by
an
extract
of
hickory
E la b o r a t e 'I > , ln i n i - . iu t ' ¡‘rote t Treu ir*« for bestowing on it all
b u t P e t e C am e S e e k C o a ep U te lp C h a a « e 4 .
SS.bio Cui. i'.'a long step toward trolley reform. They
bark. Liquid honey is largely adulter-
s t im
to b e t . ioriiliug everything else
tion. ”
V a u lts,
"I never knew any one but Pete ated w ith gluooee. Of comb honey,
but the trolleys there. Draping tho curs
On.'y 370 years ago!
There is no denying tho fact that t
Raines (bat hod ever been to Louisiana, ” however, only that in bottles and jars
of each lino lor, say three duvs after
that Sir Tl
M <»• \V
________ __
said Slote Bondell of Gibson county, is impure, the old impression that comb surgiar of today, w.io u:.ns at hi i and. a« far as tho ulucntj
any unfortunate had m, t his death ou
that particular line, would enable peo
Tenn., “and I never heard him say a honey on the frame is adulterated hav gai 10, displays ama,.iii;t lisgouiiify m concerned, that "Utopia
p le to l;ci p U sort of count, besides be-
*
— t-y ,ft w ( t!i
word against it, but from the way he ing been proved to be orroueous.
I. K
tno mauufactaro of soli utifio tools and pass in u Aii.c.i
Ground coffee is so largely adulterat apparatus und also in tho practical work gradua1
•hg *1 grucclui tribute of sorrow on the
acted when he came back to Tennessee
ates from m u n ir * ri«-. ' ,
ed with chicory, peas, beans, etc,, that ing of the satno.
part of the trolley company Moreover,
■choolfl, s ,” normal schools t'' !c "
from there I can't say .that I gathered
it is rarely found pure, and even the
the enormous exp, nso for crape to which
■ous ns this year. *7 ■ i
But h«'-1
ho ; completely ont of tho run oomeronH
t h e idea that Louisiana held out many unground berry is imitated. Tea is rare-
. Uut
the companies would bosubjected would
indn oinents for folks to go there and ly mixed with foreign leaves, but fro- 11"* whcn I1 «cd against our safemak form uu that "more won if n
undoubtedly have tho effect of making
admission to colleges thaif* t
stay—that is, if the district Pete Raines quently has its weight increased by tho
*oe!isiuiths, oven though Imp ri
went to was any fair sample of the addition of salts of iron and copper— »»‘boally buys their wares for expert have room for. ” The h + u - i tary of th e the luotoruicu more careful.
Oh, I tell yUUt there are lota of
New York State university reports 2
way things strike visitors in Louisiana
materials quite prejudicial to health. n*eutil1 pnrpoMea.
purposes.
656 girls and 18,343 boy:« in the s e m i tlniiss that tho bigger cities can learn
That district was Tangipahoa parish,
While tho present writer was being naries and academies of tiihsia’cof New of Binghamton l”_B rooklyn Citizen.
saw Pvto when he started for Tangipa Coooo and ohooolate ore largely adul
personally conducted” over the prom
terated w, th starch and sugar, and
York, tho former being aid per cent of
hoa parish, and I saw him just after he products
Dl», o»,.r, ,1 a
Kouxtit F o r B e e t le .
oil
'
‘ to lie greatly
„ ___ , ................
of »ho greatest firm of lockuiakcrs the whole.
dainied
improved
got back. That's why I can’t get up
Professor A D. Hopkins of tho ag-
to
digestibility
may
have
little
of
the
tl,ow
orld
ho
acquired
much
interest
Of honor credentials, the girl
und shout much when I hear folks brag virtues of
girls ro- ricnltnral
¡cultural exnerimant
experiment station at Mor
about Louisiana, although Pete never in them. tho original cocoa bean left ■ng information cnuci ri dug those woa ceived this year 308 to I j O g: aifed « . gantown has just discovered u beetle
(irons pieces of mechanism which pro the boys— a proportion of •>'• per i c
said a word. Thero was good reason for
for wlrch naturalists have been looking
A danger in canned goods is the use tect tho vast riches of pc 'ices banks for the girls.
Tho number of , .
that, tbouglu
for many years in vain. It is tlie beetle
and stroiigroo as, and w
render it who entered college last year f i n re
“ Now, 'I g'poee that when I rise to of adulterated tin, which may contain
from tlie eggs of which coma the worms
absolutely impossible for thieves to gents’ schools was 84 per cent gr
r
remark that west Tenniesoe is the garden as high as 13 per cent of lead, tho or break
which have ruined so much chestnut
in
than the year before, aud r}:is year will
spot of all creation some folks’ll snicker ganic salts formed by tho oorrosiou of
i ‘i rliaps th" most interesting depart show a similar increase. “ At this r..r--, ’* timber in this section of tho country.
the lead being always poisonous. The
nud maybe snort But they wouldn't if
The worm ha3 long been known, but
ment was that otio in which ua exhibi
they knew how ’sliauied they'd be if common practice of coloring canned tion of tho li».;;iost form of tho burglar's says the secretary, “ it look» as if era y as long as tlie beetle which lays th«
peas
with
copper
is
very
objectionable
in
the
next
century
the
co/lcges
wou'
l
they could ever strike luck enough to be
eggs was unknown it was impossible to
turned loose in Gibson eonnty once, es- Tho use of preservatives, such as sali cratt was b ang given, til;: d workmen graduate more women th: I men, jv. t destroy it. Professor Hopkins has re
wero seated before locked safes and as the academies do now. “ /
cylic
acid,
is
not
withont
risk,
while
an
pccinlly around wbero Humboldt is.
ceived numbers of the larva- and haa
svasional source of danger is tlie devel were n ing tho almost irresistible fusing
I recently n.ete t'»« ri-tt—*
W illiam Zachariah Raines lives there.
« l^ n o le d every phase connected
apparatus n:i the dixir in order to reach r” '"
opment
of
nitrogenous
bodies
culled
K
-
-
W
¿tw
“One day, two years or so ago, Bill
the locks or were forcing gunpowder teamed that the nine womefl students w.,.1 their ucvf-lojnuent into the pope
ptomaines
in
preserved
meats.
Tlie
Zach said to Plunk—Plunk was a uig
above are illustrations of the principal through t he keyholes by means of a tiny w ill, whom the college opened three ai T then tho beetles. The beetle is one
K< t that worked for Bill Zach, and a
•li.ft lias never been known before aud
pair of bellows.
years ago had increased tiiis year to 73. belongs to a species of which- but throe
good one he wa*. too— ‘Plunk,’ said food adulterations, which, though had
•tillers
were
squirting
corrosivo
chem
inough,
ore
insignificant
in
comparison
A larger increase is expected next year, ! families have ever Ix-fore been discov
Rill Zach, ‘thoro ain’t no kind o ’ use,
icals into the locks and noting the cf-
we got to do something with Pete. with the startling reports that have feet, while sturdy artisans were using hut how to accommodate these earnest ered. —Martinsburg ( W. Va.) Dispatch.
bomi
published.
Much
the
greater
part
and well fitted students is a problem
T ic better I trout him the worse he
the (h ill und tho wedge witli a scientific
n- fs. Ho won t plow, and ho won’t of foods we eat is pure and wholesome. force und skill that showed they could that taxes tho university seriously. The
A L over o f T ob acco.
financial distress of tho country has de
do nothing that ain't cusaednese.
It is said that tho camel is a lover of
he dangerous enemies to society if they layed the erection of buildings for their
THB SENATOR’S SERVANT.
Kicked the bay mare in the holly this
were criminally inclined.
tobácea Let any ono smoke a pijie ur
occupancy, but they cannot bo much
morning, and she won’t lio worth a pic Sh« l x » t H e r 1-lae« T h a t th « D ig n it y o f I t e r
Tho fusing apparatus consists of a longer dispense«! with. Tlie dean spoke cigar in the camel compound, and the
H i u t e r S llc l , t th , I 'p h , 1,1.
ayune for u week. Chased the old wom
camel will follow the smoker about,
cylinder of compressed oxygen gas,
an from till) cowyard clear to the houso
Extracts from that great book on life which supplies a short section of pipe in terms of commendation of tho wom place his nose cl oso to tho burning to
and into tho house and followed her in Washington, “ The Autobiography of terminating in an iron cup The latter en students, who are weloomed by tlie bacco, inhale the fumes, with a loug
Senator;"
faculty, tho young men of the uuiver
half way up tho kitchen stairs. There
sniff, swallow the smoke, then throwing
is pressed firmly against tho door after
i.
iriu’t any living with Pete any longer.
a
light
has
been
applied,
and
a
stream
Ou that bright spring morninq 1
Something’s got to bo dona Gauss I ’ll
upturued, showing the bloodshot whites,
of flame issues from the end of tho pipe
the start, and the women of tlie Provi
send him ’long with you down into strolled into my library mid heard tlie
telegraph instrument ticking away in its bottom. So fierce is this flame dence club promptly manifested thoir w ill grunt u sigh of ecstasy that would
Louisiana. ’
a low comedian in
that it melts tho metal in tho safo door interest by taking measures to found make tho fortune
" ’Golly!’ said Plunk. 'Who’ll fotch noisily in the corner. Mechanically 1
a love scene.— Bow Bells.
and eats a jagged hole through it in a
me back ag’in den? Pete he kill mo walked ovor to tho table and picked up remarkably short space of time.
scholarships for the assistance of needy
sum I Dead nigger can’t walk back from tlie tajie. V ith startled gaze 1 read ,
women students. Among tljo gjailu-ites
Italy produce« 23.4 per cent of th«
"We turnout alx.ut 288,000 looks ev
‘Wecsyaunahi’
Sugar, 8 3 ^ . ” The slip cf pape r drop
this year was Miss Mary Woolley, once wine of the world, SSpain 23.8 por cent
“ But Bill Zach had made up his ped from iuy nerveless grasp. I had ry year. ’ remarked the manager of the treasurer of tlie New England Whea
works, “ and they range in weight fro
and France 21.9 per cent, the three na
mind, and the mnlo had to go with bought my sugar at 60 U. If I sold now,
ton Seminary club, who has received tions producing 61.9 per cent of the ag
I would realize a great sum. Should I do i quarter of an ounce— including key— much commendation from the college
Plunk, dead nigger or no deud nigger.
gregate output, amounting to 8,370,-
to 228 pounds, tin» respective values i
“Guess I forgot to say before that it? Nol A thousand times no! 1 was a
faculty and was graduated with high 0 0 0 . m m crai Ions
lose extremes being 12 cents and F’
Pete Baines was a mule, and u slick one remater, a member of the most honorable l >oo
honors. She had taken cx«x-ptionally
he was tool Bill Zach raised him. Ho nud most dignified deliberative body in
high rank as a teacher before she enter
“ Foremost among those locks win
ed the university.
was 8 years old when all this happened, tho world. I was assisting in the mak
or.itect
enormous
wealth
come
those
<
and I'll bet bis ears were a foot and a ing of a tariff on the stuff whioh was
How little while ago it seems since
a> tren-ury doors of the Bank of E
; A a t £
half long. His tail wasn’t ns long as his climbing so rapidly ou Wail street It
Dr. E. H. Clarke published bis book,
I .'id 1 he making of each of these in.
could
not
bo.
ears, but it hud a tuft on it like a can
'Sex
In
Education!"
With
what
pon
vi Is of mechanism occupies three u,
It.
non swab. Peto was fat as a seal, und
derous solemnity he iterated and reiter
For half ail hour I sat nnd snmkcd a for six week, mid costs
his hide glistened like a darky's faco in
ated that tho higher education of wom
'Those
little
fluted
pieces
of
steel
i
n green cornfield. But Pete wasn't roll- cigar. Tim maddening click of the telo-
en meant thoir physical and domestio
ne nt
the
Iliad
o
f
till!
key—technically
call
nblo. He had a way of kicking and bit gruph still rung in my ears. I walked
'steps'—are nine in nninber and are or. ruin! And now what rubbish the book
ing and lighting on the spur of the mo again to the table. Tin, figures on tlie
i-
lv
>»!—
Mary
A.
Livermore.
W ■ Will g
pable of 382,880 different combinations.
ment and withont any provocation that tap« danoc.1 before my eyes. "Sugar,
NATAL AUTOGRAPHS.
“
If
a
banker
whoso
safe
was
fitted
ml tin W . J , t
made him practically the boss of tilings 85. ’’ A fortune was slipping from my
Iri'goni;n> (nc 8“
around Bill Zaeh's place, and he knew grasp I sat down and wrote this tele with this lock chanced to lose his key, oi T Iw M Igii M a n u l o f th « C h ild T h a t Doe«
if
he
had
reason
to
suppose
that
a
wax
N o t C h a n c e I n L ife .
p er y ear. T h is oi rer ¡ucluth-tt ail
ft. Bill Zocli bought a place a couple of gram to my brokers, "Sell my sugar. "
impression of it had been utnde, all
There is bom with every one of us
years ago down in Tangipahoa parish, Then a revulsion o f feeling came over
o
u r p aid up ¡,ub«ci
that
would
be
necessary
in
order
to
baf
or» au d th o se
and continues unchanged during our
La., to which ho intended to scud Plunk me. I could not do it. 1 felt that I was
lives an unfailing and ineradicable mark
down to work, and so he thought he'd an honorable man. I loft tho telegram do burglarious desigus would bo to on
who p ay all ar.re a ra g e s a n d one
lock
tiio
safo
with
the
duplicate
key,
or marks, which absolutely distinguish
get rid of Peto in a merciful sort of way wliero J liad written it mid fled to the
unscrew the head and change tho po>.i- each uuc of us from every other fellow
by sending him down there, loo, »1- garden.
y e a r's su b scrip tio r i in ad v a n ce . I t
tion
of
tlie
steps
and
then
rclock
tho
sal
in
being. These physical marks nevor
thougli it might l>e that he’d get rid of
change from the cradlo to tlie grave.
While wulking in the garden I saw or strongroom.
Plunk nt tlie sumo time.
also iuelude."
flt'W su b scrib ers.
“ The mechanism of the lock won Io This boru autograph is impossible to
•’They s h i j w l Pete wr-ftnrntHroad, Maty, the second girl. She bndo mo
instantly adapt itself to the changed counterfeit, und there is w , duplicate of
good
morning.
I
said
to
her:
“
Mary,
and ho went away tickled to death. Ho
combination and could never lx> un it among tlie teeming billows in the
had it in his mind that he was going if by any chance you should go into the locked by the former key
world. Look at tho insides of your
Into a wider field to spreud his cussed- library—of course I do not expect that
H o w an E n em y w a s F o iled .
“ This, however, is not an nnmixed hands and tlie soles of your feet; closely
ness in, uuil he fairly yollod with do- you w ill go there— hut if by any chance
* * * * *
blessing. Ono afternoon a certain city
sta te m e n t w ill
light in liis car when tho train pulled yon do and seo a telegram on my desk nier-hant was amusing him self by un- examine the ends of your fingers. You r< an with intcii.NO F'»P*dc
luu-rest: ‘ I cannot describe
out It is 180 miles from Humboldt to addressed to my brokers bo sure to re icrewing tlie steps of both liis keys see circles aud curves nnd arclies and " ‘♦’ num b.creepy sen salion th a te x lste d In mv
hiinils.-mi legs. 1 bad to roll and beat
Tangipahoa parish by rail. When they member that tlie nearest telegraph of when it suddenly occurred to hint that wliorls, some prominent with deep cor arni.-,.
.hose p.irts uni II they worn .-oi**. toovercoin o
rugations, others minute and delicate, «J* mt asuro tin- dead feelin g tlint had taken
unloaded Pete down there, lie camo out fice is on tho next block." The girl he had forgotten the combination.
but all a well defined and closely traced IMWsessIon o f them. In nddltion, I had a
smiling. Ho thought ho had it in for conrtealed and went into tlie bouse. 1
m »range w cnkiu ss in m y back nnd around my
"As tho keys in question were capa
togeth er w ith mi Indescribable •gone*
that country und would make liis mark. think she understood that 1 meant her ble of t.housands of combinations, there pattern. There is your physiological h . i
reeling in my stom ach. Physicians «aid It
signature.
But he hadn't looked around much be to stay out of the library.
o . - V ,y r p., ng V:,r:dysis, from Which, accord
was
nothing
for
it
but
to
set
to
work
on
Run your hands through your hair ing to th eir universal coneluslon. th ere k no
IV .
T h e su Ascription price of T h e W e s t
fore dejection scennsl to seize him.
, e .!v«s
”'T
fitslens iiimn a person, th ey
Two hours I spent in tliut garden a system of numbered tables nud tick and press finger nails ou a piece of clear Miy,
Plunk had never seen Pete that wuy,
it cons in lies its insidious progress untfi
oil
each
conibinution
as
it
were
tried.
glass. You see all tlie delicate tracing it r ea d ie s a vital point- und the sufferer die«.
is $ 2 .0
and he got. seared. Plunk was more un tliinkiug out a scheme I have for ame
0 per year. T h a t o f th e Ore
“ 'But that may take months,' ob
---------
—— ».vv»
niy pros|M*ct. I lindbe<‘n doctoring
two ««nan
fingers o uiulc
alike; t-vKn
even
easy still when Petu went listlessly to liorating tho condition of tho poor by jected the nierchuut ruefully Well, as transferred—not
? 'f t , ^ U<1« knowuth *“’• 'Vh“t the
gonian
the plow und dragged it all day without providing open air iHirformuncee under the i lily other alternative was to build
ls $ 1 .5 0 . By
i
in
it» \m
»«»;» “ >• »uvertieem eot
inc. procured a
right bund doeth." They are distinctly or
' n r .Miles K estoratlve
• Nerx
-
national guidance of Ibsen's dramas,
unco lifting his ears or his heels
iiott.uHiid
began
using
it.
M
arvelous
os
H
a
furnace
round
the
door
of
the
safe
it
äüvitit?
“ ‘I bet dis whole plantation ’gin a Then I wont back to tlie library. A was decided to try the combination first different Even twins may bo so little évoív'i'i',“ ’ »'.'I1 't fl'w ,la y 7 l,,lrt PSSMXJ before
3 t c i a year's subscription to
different in size, features and general a >4^1 - , ’f> ,b » t 'r«ePT feelin g bad le ft me,
alligator whut ain't kotched yit, ’ said telegram addressed to me was on my
o
l
i
i
,
h
}
»
,n
o
t
b.
eu
e
v
en
tl,o
slig
h
te
st
Wo sent two men and an apprentice physicul condition as to bo scarcely dis
T
h
e
W
Plunk, ‘dat dcy's a yarthquako wnckin desk. I nervously tore it ojien. It read:
Indi, at ion of l.s rot urn.
I now feel an
e s t you receive for one year/
with the printed tables—great sheets of tiiiguisliable, yet their finger autographs well
h . h I ev er did, and h ave gained ten
in dat mool, an dat when it busts it'll “ Order execute«’.. Sugar sold at 8B
F2!!,KJ"nln vJ-.‘igb,V 1 hough I l.ad run down
paper several yards long—and after nine are radically «lifferont.
You
make
»247,000."
My
heart
rose
in
th e W e ekly O rego nian, a n d .............
h ’1st dis nigger clean ted « udder side
lo u r others have used Dr.
In fact, in all humanity every being
my throat. Tho bit of yellow piqier days' labor, during which about 18,000
ob Jordan I'
I r v i n e on my rceom en-
different combinations were arranged carries with him on his baby fingers and -l.’itIon. «uid It Inis been a ss.n isfaetory in their »
dropped
from
my
fingers
und
fell
flut
“ But it wasn't so. The mule got
hsom ns | n m ine.”-J a m e s Kane, b a flu e, O.
'
and tried, »lie right one was hit upon by
I’r. Miles R estorative N ervine I ss o id b y a tl
down in tho duuijM worse and worse ev tering to tlie floor. Hero was I, a Unit atx'ident, and the door opened. Needless liis wrinkled hand of decrepit old ago i-uggiNts
on a positive guarantee, or n«nt
the
identical
curves,
arches
and
circles
ed
States
senator,
speculating
in
stoeb
ery day, and after Pete had lieen in
.tirj*ct by th e Dr. «Miles Medl. al fo .. E lkhart,
to say, thero was a pretty big bill
on receipt o f price. *1 per bottle, six
Louisiana a week Plunk went to the and taking advantage cf information against the customer who gave us all that were boru with him. Nothing ex hid
M.tt les for
express prepaid. I t to free from
cept disnieinl-eniient can obliterate or opuites
field after him one day, und there was which iny official position secured foi this tremble:
»»r dangerous drugs.
no mule to be seen. Plunk hunted all me. That miserable servant hud sent j , "The treasury doors at the Bank of disguise them. Criminals may burn and
Sold
all Drugginto.
* * * * *
scar their hands, but nature, when ahe
over that country for three days, but my telegram. Horror!
England
measnrj
7
feet
3
and
weigh
restores tlie cuticle, invariably brings
v.
couldn’t find any trace of Pete Then
That afternoon I wrote to my brokers ; about 2 'j tons. Besides being fitted back the natal autograph.—Louisville
Plunk sent word to Bill Zach that tho
with
the
above
meutiom
d
changeable
Courier-JonruaL
The V
r0eluy Oregonian is made up o f d aily happening«;
mule had gone off somewhere and diod. telling them to deposit tlie »247,000 to
locks they have violence locks 5 feet
And Bill Zach was glad. About throe my credit. Then 1 discharged tlie sec
long,
each
of
which
weighs
200
pounds,
CRAPE ON TROLLEY CARS.
from a
11 over the world. It contain« all o f th e la test
weeks after that Bill Zach was startled end girl. The d igu ilvof niy grout eflios
and gunpowdor proof locks, having
out of his sleep at half past 3 in the must l>e uph. Id.— Buffalo Expreaa.
blowholes on every side, even through That'« W h a t T h e y H a v a l a B la c h a m t o a
pretw (
lu p atch ce, solid editorials, alw ays several in -
morning by u noise that awakened mom
A f t e r O n e H a s I le e a K ille d by T h e m .
tlie massive bolt. These blow holes al
on es Ho listened. The noise broke out THE “MOTHER COUNTRY" ALARMED.
low tlie gunpowder pumped in to escape
W
hile
reading
of
the
numerous
trol
agaiu. It rattled the windows; it echoed
COP
G H T
T S
S.
terestii
ig stories from the pens o f onr beet known and'
P Y
Y R I IG
and reduce the force of a possible explo ley accidents in Brooklyn, ” said Alder
among the hills; it wailed; it yooped; it Bh« II«» R « e r lv « d N e w . o f K ta r tlln g t'h a r - sion
.m m j y 1 «BTAJM a P A T E N T t
rot»
to
n
mere
harmless
puff.
opinion, w r it , te
e«-l«r F r o m t h « T a il e d .sta te« .
man Brandt of Binghamton a few days NFi I f v »-"«"o “"L “in
heehawed.
standar
d w riters, a page for th e younger ones, and’
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whl> * • ’ ' *"■<» nearly flh y .mra'
"It is worthy of note that thoro are
Tn.cp. 11 ,ho n*tent bu.in.M. Commdnlca-
" 'Pete, by tho living jumper!’ yelled
Tlie Winnipeg Freo Itet-xs claims to more than 10,000 locks fitted in the ago, “ it occurred to me that Brooklyn
tlon. «trtetly confluentIsl. A l l n n d h n . k o f In-
te.nm
.
him
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lines
would
do
well
to
adopt
n
uniifue
H!!i Zaoii, jumping out of bed ami bur have clipped the following from a re
everyth
ing that goes to m ake up a first-class w ee k ly .
Bank of England. Then comes the Sa
a
*®nt fre»*. Also a catalocue of maelian.
rying to tho door. A mule was loaning cent number of tlie Loudon Chimes:
leal and acientlflc hooks sent free.
voy hotel witli 1,300, controlled by one custom which, ns far as I know, is pe
wearily against the front fence. He was
It is a
paper for the people, both young and old -
General Coxey, the gentleman who
culiar to Binghamton car linen. In our
o w c S it to°tR? tinW,d"rly beL®fe tb « public With!
thin and scraggy, liis eye« were hollow ran for president in opposition to (lie master key. The manager of each of tlie city the trolleys oocupy all tlie principal
six
floors
at
the
Savoy,
however,
lias
a
SSttfS wmiaiih-i n *Vlto.T; Th‘" »n^ndld neper.
and his ears half wav to bis knees, like late Chauncey Itepew, 1» leading an
Itreets, l>ut the niotoruieu are very care
a yaller hound's. When this mule saw army of dlaconteutod lioboca on Wash master key which controls tlie lock of ful. and it is seldom that there is
Bill Zach ut tho door, he lifted up his ington. Hobo is tho political pseudonym every room under liis supervision.
Her majesty s safe nt Windsor cas cident Last vyiuter,
voice agaiu nud actually wept it was u»ed to designate the members of the
-b »'J»-"."- •’JL.M.na Vi.uu?r. fo .b o w ^ I
Pete, bock from lxiuisiana It is 600 independent Republican party. G, neral tle in which tlie gold plate is kept was run duwu tunl'i
T he ptx
-r«T ba « ^ , t .
p ie of th e Biuslaw country and the public*
miles from Tangipahoa parish to Hum Coxey is a native of Yuba Dam. capital weighs eight tons nnd is protected by details of tlie accident have stepped my
boldt by rood, and so you may know of tlie state of Baltimore, aud a jour a violence lock 18 inches long, a change memory, but 1 l-elicve that no I,lam«
able ltx’k and a guiqiowder lock, all ol
generali}
r should appreciate th e value o f th is offer-
what Pete must have thought of Louisi nalist of some distinction, huviug edit which can be mechanically covered by was attached to the motorman.
W lieu that particular car appeared on
ana fo take his overburdened heart with ed The Congressional Record, an influ
E be w ell informed on all the. livin g issues
Y ou wil
him, so to speak, and pull out for Ten ential luqxjr published in tlie Mormon an nudrillable steel plate, which ren the following «lay, it was a sight to be
dors it impossible to insert even a hair
nessee on tho hoof. Pete was os slick os interests of Boston, N. Y. His army pin into any of the keyholes. “ —London win. Long streamers of crape floated dia-
U2 for a year.
for on ly
Lewi than tw o cenM per
uiully out from the sides, black aud white
ever he was in a few days and started has captureal the Delawuro and Lui-ka Answers.
FOR
in to bo pretty near as sassy and cussed wanna railroad, which w ill afford trans
reieettes ornamented tlie space« between
•eh an opportunity as this is not given
copy.
8.
the windows and conductor and motor-
UTOPIA FOK G ir l UKADUATE3.
as ever, but Bill Zach said one day to portation through tin* ltix-ky mountains
his wife when Peto was by;
to Fargo, where the troops w ill embark ■ lr T h o m s , M ere'« f r o , , h e r ,
man wore bmigea of mourning. Not
i r«M w
nor evsiry month, Consider:. Tw o new«-
every day
ef either eex. say age. In say part of the country,
“ 'I’m going to sand Pete back to ill gondolas and sail down the Susque
In A m e r im .
CATARRH CANNOT RE CURED
St the employment wnleh we (u rn id l
Yon - t il
Tangipahoa parish again, Susan.'
hanna to Washington. As tlie president,
Sir Thomas More publisfoxl his fa-
the p r ic e of ono.
papera for
not b ra w n y from home over night. Y o s e s s g te e
"Pete dropped his cars and walked Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt, is absent in
Do not delay,, but
with local application., „ thev cann ,t
your whole tim e to tie- w o rk.o ro n l) yonrepsre — t
away, and ever since then be has lw-eti Kentucky on a buffalo hunt, attended hious "Utopia" in 1610. It was an ac
■ubecrib«
Th ia is a golden opportuniiiy
the best mule in the whole of Gibson by the regular army as a guard of hon count of an imaginary common wealth reach tl.e seat of the disease. Catarrh mente. A« capital is not required you run no rtrfc.
county, and Bill Zach wouldn't take or, grave apprehensions are felt at Wash on the island of Utopia, formed from is a blood or constitutional disease, and W e supply you w ith all that Is needed. I t wUl
two Greek words, nieaulng “ nowhere. "
11,000 for him ."—New York Hun.
ington as to the possible coiiHt'qtience» A companion of Anu-ncus Yespucins in order to cure it you mast take in cost you nothing to try the business. A n y M e
of Coxey’» invasion of that territory. was said to liuve discovered this island, ternal rennslies. Hall's catarrh cure is can do the work Reglnnere n u k e money from
IMPURITIES IN FOOD.
If the Kickapoo Indians should join where a perfect state of soriety existed, »«ken internally and acts directly on the start Failu re is unknow n w ith our workers.
Every hour yon labor you enn easily make a dollar.
him. serious c o n s e o ucnces niuv ensue.
A r e N o t m C o m m o n m M a n y F «i
and to have nnrvati-d the story to good the blood atnl mucous PurUceR. Hall> No one who ie w illin g to w ork fails to make more
M oy SappuM .
Sir Tboniaa. A system of government catarrh cure is not a quack medicine. It money every dnv than can b . m ade In three day.
T h it offer is one in
• th o u»an<f and one which
Singularly exaggerated idea« «on«*™
one of
of the best phvsi-
Clnnaa..« .« 4 rtiol.m,
prevailed so very like that advocate! was prescribed bv on«
at anv ordinary employment. Send t it hre boak
lug the adulteration of food are v«ry
A decoction of Hrnxmon is recom- by the Nationalists that it is surprising rl"n'' in ,hi" country for years, and is a containing tho fullest Inform ation.
generally hold, according to Dr. H. W mend«8l a« a drink to lx. taken frrelv in none of the hypereritics of the day have Aguiar prescription. It is composed of
all should take advanta^ H o f
at once, as (he d m *
H e
Wiley, chemist of th« United State» de loeaiitie« where there is typhoid fever thought of charging Bellamy with the best
H
A
L
L
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T
T
tonics
known,
combined
with
1
partment of agriculture. Sand, for in - 0» Cholera, for cinnnmon lias th« power plagiarizing from " U top ia"
will
be
limited
to
a
t
hor
tlie 1-est blood purifier«, acting «liro-tlv
t periodi . . , . .
Box 8 8 0 ,
■tain*, 1» not »old with «ugar_at least to destroy all iufectious microbes. Evan
But the wildest and must utopian of on tlie mucous surfaces. The perfect
In the United States.
P O R TLA N D . M A I N I .
its sccut kills thnin, while it U perfectly ,H ,h'’ «herne» adoptoi by this famous
Tho granulated aud lump sugars tu haruile«» to human twinga. It is said commonwealth, and which colled out combination of the two ingredients is
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the market are alraeet nteolutely pure, that the raseno« of cinnamon, when
| Imineasurahlc laughter and ridicule what producos sucli wonderful results in
b a r g a in s , b a r g a in s .
powderexi sugar sometimes, though rare posed in the sickroom, will kill typhoid from all Kuropn, was that relating to curing catarrh. Send for testimonials
ly, TOntaiu« a little flour or starch, and hacllll in 13 hours aud prevent
u'-i’J
in.Acme from »25 te »fl,i
fresh tlie education of girls, for in Utopia tree.
w w grade sugars are impur? chtefiv o
XA ili «eli loti in Chicago additici) to
Utty Time*
( as extensive and liberal an education - L - J ;
O’-. Toledo, 0 .
Florence cheap and on ea»y terni».
1 1 11 S i
WW
|
•W ^Sold by Druggist«, 76<.
FREE
STRAME CASE.
HE f f l l i
OREGONIAN GIVEN AS A PBE1
YOU RECEIVE 1 TIE BEST WEEKLY W ORE(
FREE.
? A T E N r ¿
THE T IM E I
$40*°°
3 L IM IT E D
PER
WEEK
WILLING WORKERS
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a con
was vivun to girls as ft bovs. sn4 qo(h
LJ C
W. A. Cex
Floren««, Or.