VI
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22,1870
Don Piatt Speaks.
Lively Seeds.
“Best Society.”
The Young Man of Means.
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We clip the following extracts from a let
We find the following in the Santa Clara
“Nothing,” said Sprague, “is more cow­ I arrived in New York a few days ago, and
ter addressed by Don Piatt, a celebrated Ohio Index of the 1st instant :
Published Every Saturday Morning,
ardly than a million, except two millions.” immediately took rooms at the Astor. I h«v»
Republican
to
the
Ohio
State
Journal,
the
Dr.
A.
B.
Caldwell,
of
this
place,
exhibted
Nothing is worse than good society except always made it a rule to have the bast of
BY P. D, HULL,
Radical
organ
in
Ohio
:
to ns on Tuesday last onsof the most wonder­ the “best society.” This self"constituted. so
X» u ì> 1 1 M li o r & 1» r o p r 1 e t o r.
everything, even if I am obliged to get trusted
“The late Secretary of the Treasury, the ful natural curiosities we have ever seen or cial Freemasonry is the supernal essence of
for it. I hadn’t been at the Astor but on«
OFFICE—On Third St. Between California and 0. lion. Salmon P. Chase, informed the country
beard of. The curiosity in question is the selfishness, the idolatry of one’s conceit of
day when the clerk brought me my bill-
that in our hour of distress and peril he was seed of a plant which belongs to the order of one’s self for which there is a furnace hotter
TERMS:
“Is it customary,” “to pay by the day?”
Subscription, per annum, in advance
forced to purchase the bankers of the United Euphorbiacea, or Spurgeworts, the specie of tbari^Nebuchadnezzar’s kept burning in the
$2
“It is with men of your stamp,” he re­
Six months...... ....................................
States. And, to get these capitalists interest­ which are very numerous, comprising the other world. Will you believe there are
ed iu the Government that protected them, he Castor Oil Bean, Ipecacuanha, etc. The people at Newport who would think it no plied.
ADVERTISEMENTS,
“What kind of a stamp do you take me
In T he D emocratic N ews will be charged
had to make most extraordinary terms—I seed presented for inspection matures in a credit to entertain General Sheridan, though
the following rates
will not say that they treated the Republic globular-shaped ovary, containing three seeds, he is the camp guest of a king, and who verily for?” said I.
$3 00 like a gang of Sbylocks—but they were so
First insertion, (ten lines or less)
which gives each seed the appearance of a would go baek even upon the king liecause
“You look like a two cent stamp,” h« re-
For each week thereafter................................... $1 00 treated by the eminent financier who was
section of an apple cut into three equal por­ he was not born in Boston? Folks there are plied, very insulting. “You either pay this
A liberal deduction from the above rates will be
then
at
the
head
of
the
Treasury,
and
they
tions, longitudinally. The history of the under whose finger nails dirt will grow, in bill or get out. Have you got any money?”
made on quarterly and yearly advertisements.
accepted the terms and the character. It is seed is somewhat remarkable. It was pro­ whose coffee-cups grouods will settle, and on said he.
, . . .
JOB PRINTING.
no exaggeration to say, that for the purpose cured in the interior of Egypt, over five ' whose
wlluso UU1UU3
U1C
wurms
uave
.
U)ejr
eyeg
,
wno
“My estimable young friend,” I replied,
coffins the worms have-their eyes, who
Every variety of Job Work executed with neat­ of enriching and sustaining these money- years ago, by a noted traveler, who bought it ¡have come to the conclusion that their set is “you have probably heard of Ben Franklin,
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ness and dispatch, at reasonable rates.
changers we pay more than our National of an Egyptian Sorcerer, paying ten dollars fu[j So I am told. The report of this sort long deceased. That eminent physician
Government cost us. Any attempt to amend, apiece for ten of them, but the traveler could of character is not inviting, and I have not at one time in the proverb line, aud did a
revise, or repeal these terms—considered a not by any means induce the Egyptian to gauged ¡t. There is a book by N. P. Wil very good business. He said, among other
war necessity and temporary—vis met by the show him either the plaut upon which the ¡¡8—wjJ0 Hirew bis life away among the “best things, that time is money. Now, I haven’t
violent op: option of eighty national bunkers |seed matured, or tell him where it grew. societyu
”—called “Paul Fane,” relating the got any money, but as regards time, I am in
on the floor of the House, and enough in the ¡The traveler brougl lit them, to this country, ajventures of an artist who made it the poiut affluent circumstances, and if you will receipt
Senate to give the leeches a majority.
¡aud presented . one to each of his intimate of his life to conquer a “full” set like thia,
that bill, I will give you a check for as much
.
All
the
corporations,
firm,,
and
persons
in
­
friends. nn
lhe ' one
— in -----
question
’— 1 has been : in ~ aQj |)e wag 0Djy able
time as you think equivalent, and throw you
JACKSONVILLE LODGE No. 10
terested in the iron business are openly or­ possession of Dr. Van Zandt, of San Fran­ young woman of that set “slop over;” »g She « in a couple of hours for your trouble.
OLDS ITS REGULAR MEETINGS ON ganized into an association, and pay into a cisco, nearly five years, and he declares that
i crept into his room when she thought be was He made no reply, but from the fact of the
every Saturday evening at the Odd Fellows’
Hall, Druthers in good standing are invited to common treasury a fund that may be called its singular qualities are not in the least itn-' married a man in the “full set,” true to the porter’s coming up immediately after, remov­
JOHN McKEE, N. G.
attend.
a corruption fund, for it is used to influence paired. In appearance it is similar to any
asleep, and kissed him. Then she went and ing my trunk to the sidewalk, and bustled
E. SMITH, R. Sec’y.
.legislation. Its filthy agents, when not mem- other dried seed, being in size about as large'|avt
___ It was so affecting a story that I or- rue out after it, I inferred that I wasn’t con­
W«. B ilger ,
as
a
medium
sized
pea.
Upon
being
placed
|
¡Iters, reside in Washington, and are support­
H. Kl.IHPKL,
Trustees.
¡dered tripe and onions that day for dinner, sidered a financial success.
ed hardsoinelv in their corrupt business.
H. V. H elms ,
upon a table, it appears as if imbued with) to assure myself that I was in no danger of I immediately called a btyckman, and told
t—f
May 1st, 1SÍW.
The >a i<e may be said.of the salt inonop animal life, actually moving around the ta-i
joining a “full set.” It is not probable that him to take me to a cheap but respectable
oly.
Imbed.
the
same
may
be
said
of
every
ble, without any system or regularity, some-;
JAMES R. NEIL,
| any town but Boston could raise up a “first hotel. “And the cheaper it is,” I added,
interest rt>ai has money enough to use ami is times sliding along as if pushed or drawn, at I
isociety” of this kind—a dogmatic circle of “the more respectable I shall consider it.”
Attorney <t Counsellor-at-Law, corrupt emaigh to use it.
othors moving by spasmodic jumps, sufficient
He drove me to the Excelsior House and
¡respectable automatons upon whom talent,
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Third Street, (wist side), between California
Generally, your member of Congress has at times to raise it half an inch from the ta
wealth, courage nor good nature can make I told him 1 was under a great obligations to
and .Vain.
hi« family, th ough whom his v»te is pur- bb», and causing it to turn a complete somer any impression. How will the world ever be him, and if at any time I could do him a
Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts
chaS'-d. Si.metimes organizations exist where sank. Again it will rock itself from one side
of this State.
cured of its propensity to be an ass? To favor, I should feel grieved if be didn’t speak
in ten, twenty or thirty votes are represented of its plain surface to the other. The most think that Shakespeare wr&tc, and Luther to me about it, for my proud spirit spurns an
5*-<jr Particular attent ion ipni'l to the collection
of Claims against the Federal ami State Govern­ by <me agent, who sells out by direction <>t singular property it display« is that upon ¡preached, and the Pharisee prayed in the obligation.
ment«. the Entry of Lands under the Pre einption tlo- enueuH the entire pen full.
being held between the index or other finger,
“If you don’t fork over them fifty cents
temple, and Balaam'3 animal took the text,
and Homestea i Laws, and t » the Entry t»t Mineral i
We have a corrupt Congress, ami a stupid distinct throbs or pulsations are felt corre-j
Lodes under the recent Act of Congress.
and Bonaparte arose, and Horace Greeley said he, “there’ll be a funeral in your family,
Executive, and the only arm of the Govern­ i«ponding to its eccentric motions while lying
wears a white coat, and that nevertheless ’and it won’t be your wife, nor none of your
C. W. KAHLER,
ment th .^remains pure is the Supreme Court, upon a table. The Doctor’s informant states
there is a “best society,” aod a “full set” at children.’ ”
“But I’m busted,” 8aid I. “If meeting­
Attorney «I and ( ounscHor-at-Law, <7 and that a President has sought to pack with that it is susceptible to the influences of the v
Newport. They ought to make man over
ere itur»*s of his own, and the Senate strives magnet, and that after having been placed in: ¡again.— George Alfred Toicnsend.
houses were selling two for a cent, I could
¡contact
with
one,
its
motion
or
vitality
ceases'
to
«le-trov,
J ACKSO N VIL LE, OREGON,
not buy even the handle of a contribution
•z
1
fur
several
days.
I say, then in all soberness, that if we are
A Monte Christo in Murfreesboro, Ten box.”
"Will practice in the Supreme Court, District, and
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nessee.
t > accept the Republic as it imw stands «elf­ I
lie swore at me awfully, and said he would
other Courts of this State.
Immigration-
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OFFICE—In building formerly occupied by 0. government is a failure. And to the philo­
have it out of my trunk, so he burst it open.
Jacobs—opposite Court House square.
The Mouitor tells of a negro who attempted
sophical student it would appear as if these
But the contents of that trunk are far from
From the Washington Bureau of Statistics
I
were the net results of our boasted institu­
to escape, recently, by cutting his way valuable, for I carry it filled with sawdust.
DR. GEO. B. TOLMAN,
we learn that the total number of immigrant5*
tions. It may be there is a saving power
who arrived in the United States for the year through a three inch oak plank floor, and af It looks just as respectable, and in an emer­
(late Surgeon U. S. Army,)
yet held by the people, ami that when the ending June 30th, 1870, foots up 387,097. ter burrowing his way through the ground gency of this kind is invaluable.
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Physician, Surgeon, and Accoucheur, worst comes to the worst, this will be brought Of this number, 235,551 were males, andi , like a mole for ten feet, with no other instru-
to bear upon the money changers in the tem­ 151,546, were females. The following table
inent ^ian a single twenty-penny Dail, which
Mechanics’ Wives.
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ILL PRACTICE IN JACKSON AND
adjacent counties, and attend promptly to ple, and drive them out.”
:shows the number from each country which is the history of an actual fact which was I
all calls on professional business.
i furnishes this large accession to our popula­ brought to a conclusion last Tuesday morning It is in the middle rank of life where we
Curious Volcanic Region
by Mr. Arnold, the jailor. He had sharpened behold woman in all her glory—not a doll to
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE,
tion. and their nationalities :
• on 4th street, opposite the M. E. Church, Jack­
I Great Britain................................................... 103,683 his nail on the iron grates of his cell until he carry silks and jewels ; not a puppet to be
The
Virginia
Enterprise
o
{
Sept.
30th
has
sonville, Oregon.
• Ireland............................................................ 56,996 got it in the shape of a chisel, and had been flattered by profound adoration, reverenced
janS-tf.
Jan. Sth, 1871)
the following :
i German States.................................. ............. 122,64S engaged in his enterprise about three months
A gentleman from the Cerro Gordo mines Sweden and Norway..................................... 26,659 when caught. He had been in the habit of to day, discarded to-morrow, admired but not
Dr. L. T. DAVIS,
tells us of a curious region in Owens A alley, Denmark ........................................................ 4,083 working all night and sleeping all day on his esteemed ; ruling by passion, not by affection;
imparting her weakness, not her constancy,
called the Black Rocks, lying between Fish Holland .......................................................... 1.066 little pallet over the hole that he had made
to the sex she would exalt; the 60urce and
Springs and the town of Independence. The Belgium.......................................................... 1,022 in the flour. He had already made his way
mirror of vanity—we see her as a wife, par­
Opposite t lie Old
J country of the ’‘Black Rocks" is level and is Switzerland.................................................... 3,085 to the back wall of the prison, and there is
taking the cares and cheering the anxieties of
France............................................................. 4,005
completely studded with fantastically shaped
no
doubt
that
in
two
nights
more
ever}
’
ob
­
a husband ; dividing his toils by her domestic
911
A rkansas L ivery S tari e , masses of a black volcanic rock, rising on an Spain and Portugal.......................................
stacle
between
him
and
liberty
would
have
Italy..........................................
2,891
diligence ; spreading cheerfulness around h«r
average to the highth of about eight feet Russia and Poland........... ............................. 1.130 been removed, bad it not been for the inau­
for his sake ; sharing the decent refinement
Jacksonville, Oregon.
above the surface. Among these rocks are Other countries of Europe............................
spicious
movements
of
Mr.
Arnold,
which
cut
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of the world without being proud of them ;
E. II. GREENMAN,
holes leading to cavernous chasms below the China............................................................... 15,740 off his retroat.
placing all her joys and happiness in the man
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riiysician. «<? Surgeon, surface, many of which may be entered by Africa..............................................................
The effeminate man says Josh Billings is a she loves. As a mother, we find her the af­
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OFFICE—At the U. S. HOTEL, on Califor­ men. During the troubles with the Indians I British North American Possessions
weak poultice. He is a cross between a root fectionate, the ardent instuctress of the ohil-
nia Street, Jacksonville, Oregon.
in 1861 and 1862, the “lUdskins” used these Mexico........................................ .......
beer and a ginger pop, with the cork left out. ,dren whom she has tended from, their infancy;
^■*9“ Will practice in J ack sou anil adjacent coun- holes as hiding places, popping into them South America.....................................
tes, ar.d attend promptly to provisional calls.
IA fresh water mermaid found in a cow pas­ training them up to thought and virtue, to
with as much celerity as so many prairie Cuba....................................................
West Indies.........................................
ture with a handful of dandelions. He is a piety and benovolence ; addressing them a«
dogs, greatly to thje mystification of the
DR. A. B. OVERBECK
Azures...................................................
¡tea cup full of syllabub—a kitten in pantalets rational beings, and preparing them to be­
whites who were on the war path against All other countries not stated..........
ll’ILL PRACTICE MEDICINE AND SUR-
1—a sick monkey with a blonde mustache. He come men and women in their turn. Me­
them,
and
who
often
walked
ever
them
with
­
VV GERY, and will attend promptly to all calls
3S7.U97 I is a vine without any tendrils—a fly drowned chanic’s daughters should make the best
Total
on professional business. His office and residence out finding them, as they drew over the hole
wives in the world.
lire at
.in oil—a paper kite in a dead calm. lie
into
which
they
descended
a
piece
of
the
S
tartled
.
—
A
New
York
tailor
was
start
­
The Overbeck Hospital,
black, lava-like rock with which the ground led the other day by the return of a bill lives like a butterfly—nobody can tell why.
The Democrats of Kansas have spoken out
•On Oregon Street, Jacksonville, Oregon
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was thickly strewn. The Indians believe which he had sent to a magazine editor, with . lie is harmless as a cent’s worth of spruce in favor of women suffrage. At their Stat«
JAMES D. FAY,
that when they die they will descend into a notice that the “manuscript was respectful­ gum, and as useless as a shirt button without Convention, on the 15th instant at Topeka,
if
a hole. lie is as lazy as a bread pill, and
these holes, and after many battles with rat­ ly declined.”
the following resolution was adopted : “That
Attorney & Counsellor-at-Law, tlesnakes, lizards and wild beasts, will at
has no more hope than a last year’s grass­
as the Fifteenth Amendment confers the right
last
reach
the
waters
of
Owens
Lake,
through
hopper.
He
goes
through
life
on
tip
toes,
Galena
has
a
population
of
7,020
—
a
de
­
OFFICE—In Court Honse, up stairs.
which they will pass by a large hole in the crease of 1,170 since 1860. Thirty years dies like cologne water spilt over the ground. of suffrage upon all male citizens, irrespective
of race or color, the enfranchisement of
Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts
basin of the lake into the “happy hunting
ago,
Galena
was
the
most
prosperous
town
of this State.
grounds.” which are supposed to lie just be­
H e S econded I t .—A California lawmaker, men is in our judgment the most reasonable
yond the shell of the basin and inside of the in all the Northwest.
more accustomed to the acts and phrases of and timely enterprise, and cannot longer be
Particular attention paid to the collection earth. They have many legends about vol­
/if Claims against the Federal and State Govern­
The value of a dead horse in New York poker, than to the parliamentary usages of justly postponed.” We trust the ladite of
canoes being seen in the vicinity, and spout
ments, the Entry of Lands under the Pre-emption
, legislative halls, once seconded a motion bv Wyoming Territory and elsewhere will “read,
and Homestead Laws, and to the Entry of Mineral itigs of bot water from the lake and rents (for rendering purposes) is $10 ; for a de­
pusittf55 Orbs
H
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Lodes ander the recent Act of Congru««.
1 tf-
mad« in the soil of the valley.
funct dogonly $1.
‘saying, “Mr. Speaker, I straddle that blind.” mark, learn, and inwardly digest.”