JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1870
North Carolina Election
What is our Progress ?
Gen. Donn Piatt Hears the Hon. Horace
Greeley Swear; in Saratoga, too.
Matrimonial Instructions.
An anxious iq/other to her daughter, who
(Saratoga Correspondence of the Cincinati is stopping at a watering place :
Commercial.)
Our modern progress is merely a change.
BY P. D, HULL,
N ew Y ork , July 12.
The
New
York
Journal
of
Commerce
has
M y D ear D aughter :—IIow are you get
We invent machinery to spare muscular labor. While descending the broad, beautiful
Publiaher&Proprloto *’•
the following excellent article on the North Great is our shout of praise when a.new sew stairway of the hotel, tbe other night, I saw ting on, dear? Well, I hope, for you know
OFFICE—On Third St. Between California and C. Carolina election :
ing machine, for instance, comes in. The my venerable agricultural friend, Horace I do want to get you off desperately. Thirty
TERMS:
croakers
who hint that, after all, it may not Greeley, making his way over the marble seven, and still on my hands ! Mr. Gusher
The returns that come in from the North
$4 00
Subscription, per annum, in advance
be such a boon to the weary operative, are floor, as if taking heavily against a headwind. of tho Four-hundred-and-thirty-ninth avenue,
ths.........................................
$2 00 Carolina election, we say “better and better,”
My rural friends, who study with amaze goes down on next Saturday. He will hunt
because the larger the majority against car laughed to scorn.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
petbag-ism and Governor Holden's militia ■Well, we have been running machinery at ment all that Horace knows aboi.it farming, you up. Mr. Gusher is a nice man— %o sym
la Tas D emocratic N ews will be charged at
and President Grant's regulars, the more cer a top speed this half century, and now the must not gather from this that I mean to in pathetic and kind ; and has such a lovely
the following rates
apostles of progress are again crying out. timate that my old cold-water friend was un moustache. Besides, my dear Sophy, he has
First insertion, (ten lines or less)
$3 00 tain it is that the sun of carpetbag misgovern
der the influence of liquor. By no manner oceans of stamps. Quite true, my child, he
For «ack week thereafter................................. <1 00 ment is setting at the South, and that the day The sewing machine, in two years, destroys
of means. I only mean to express the im-, hasn’t much of anything else, but girls at
aA liberal deduction from the above rates will be of military interference with elections is pass the spine of our women and render them
made on quarterly and yearly advertisesients.
ing away. The carpet-bagger and the bayo sterile. The workingmen are burning down pression the venerable philosopher makes; thirty-seven must not have too sharp eye«,
net have been, since the war, the twin op houses in riot (as at Chicago), demanding upon me when he walks. It is so peculiar nof see too much. Do, dear, try and fix him
JOB PRINTING.
pressors of the beaten South. They have tbe reduction of labor to eight hours a day. that I think, incontinently, of a heavy sea, if you can. Put all your little artifices into
Every variety of Job Work executed with neat always been found together. The carpet Medical authorities concur that the lack of and head winds.
effect. Walk, if possible, by moonlight and
ness and dispatch, at reasonable rates.
“Hallo 1 Mr. Greeley,” I said, shaking his alone ; that is, with him. Talk,- as you know
bagger has always invoked tbe aid of the healthy cxcercise combined with the cramped
bayonet against the peaceful opposition that condition of people who work on machinery, .agricultural arm in the heaviest way; you can, of the sweets of love and the de-
! lights of home. Dwell on the felicities of love
would have overthrown him at a fair election, is rooting out and absolutely destroying the “where did you come from ?”
lives
of
laborers
in
civic
hives.
Ministers
of
“New York,” be responded, backing his in a cottage, and if he doesn’t see it, dilate
and the bayonet line always stood by the car
pet bagger. By a majestic but calm upris the gospel and the moral censors of the press journalistic behind against the banisters of on the article in a brown stone front, with
ing of the people of North Carolina, five agree that our large manufacturing centers the stairway. “And an excellent place to marble 6teps. Picture to him in the most
glowing terms, the joys of the fireside, with
conservative Congressmen against two Radi-: are the hot-beds of crime and misery. What come from, is it not ?’’
“I think so, since you have put it under fond you by his side. If he hints that a fire
JACKSONVILLE LODGE Ne 10 cals have been elected ; thirty-two conserva in the world are we going to do, then ?
tive Senators against eighteen Radicals, and; We can't be old fogies and acknowledge Democratic rule. And you have come to side in July is slightly tepid, thoughtfully
JJOLDS ITS REGULAR MEETINGS ON
seventy-five
conservatives to forty five lladi-; that our fathers understood some things bet open your agricultural bowels with the wa suggest that it is merely a figure of speech,
- every Saturday evening at the Odd Fellows’
and introduce an episode of cream to cool it.
Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to eale in the Lower House. This is one of the ter than we. We can’t tear down tbe ma ters of Saratoga?”
attend.
JOHN McKEE, N. G.
Quote
vehemently from Tennyson, and Long*
greatest political revolutions of the age—; chinery, and employ and give happiness to “No; I have nut,” he replied. “I am
E. SMITH, R. Sec y.
greater even than the whirligig of revenge three times as many men. That would be trying to harmonize the elemonts of this Re- fellow, and Mrs. Browning. Bring the ar
W m . B ilger ,
'that brought Governor Walker of Virginia to too medeval to be thought of. We must go publican party that you free traders are striv tillery of your eyes to bear squarely on the
H. K uppel , j Trustees.
II. V. H elms ,
mark. Remember that thirty-8even years
tiie top. S-> complete is if, that the carpet on, like in tight corsets, to comsumption and ing to destroy.”
t—c
May 1st, 1S<9.
baggers of North Carolina and all through early extinction of the race ; permitting our An contraire, my guide, philosopher and and an anxious mother are continually look
i lie South stand nghast at the result. So I places to be filled by foreigners who come friend. We are striving to purify and per ing down upon you.
JAMES R. NEIL,
was the victory won, that no radical from those slow countries beyond the Great petuate the great party.”
Cut Smirch. Smirch is a worthless fellow.
Attorney & Caunsellor-at-Law, fairly
“Yes, by running off such men as Schenck. Would you believe it ? his father makes boot
paper in or out of the State hints at bogus ; Sea.
Third Street, (west side), between California
votes, or dis.irderly ctnduut or intimidatiou
pegs for a living. The house of Wiggin«
It really seems as it the spirit of evil takes See, you have run off Schenck.”
hu <1 Main.
“
Thou
canst
not
shako
thy
agricultural
or
bribery
to
explain
tiie
phenomenon.
They
cannot
consort with the son of one who pegs
i
especial
delight
in
marring
every
step
of
our
Will practice in th* Supreme and other Courts
lucks
at
us,
and
say
tlmu
didst
it.
”
vf this State.
ami confess that they have been soundly ti.olern progress. If we travel faster, we get
along in life in this manner. Never. Ban
“
Yes,
I
can.
It
was
your
d-----
d
stupid
ish Smirch. Don’t let Smirch even look at
:T!9*' Part ieutar attention paid to the collection and squarely whipped; and ¡¡re now packing smashed up, and sent, unprepared, to king
of Claims against the Federal and State Guvcrn- their spare paper eolitrs and manuscript dom come. If facilities of emigration are hammering at him about the tariff that run your footprints on the beach.
•
inenta. the Entry ef Lan is ander the Pre emption speeches into the huge cavernous, ir«mjawed afforded to this generation beyond all preceed-
him off. And it s a cursed shame that the Then there ¡3 Mr. Bluster. "What is he ?
and Bomestea-t Laws, xnd t • the Entry »f Mineral
rectot-icles Irem which lh'\v take their name, ing, countless souls are lost or driven to tendency of the day is to small potatoes. Who? Impertinent puppy! Pretended to
Lodes under the recent Act of Congress.”
and hieing them to the fresh fields ar.d pus , shame by the transition. The intellect of We aro getting men into Congress that the own a corner house on the Twenty-fifth ave
C. W. K All LEB,
tures new of unreconstructed States, l'heir man sharpen» and the body decays, The place honors, and we wonder how tho devil nue, and wanted to know* how I should like
Attorney ani Co»»s?Bor-at-Law, siav there, too, we hope, will be a short one. beardless youth of to day, knows more than they got there. Schenck honors that place ; it? Like it? I should like to see him in
The indignation, if not blood, of the South his grandsire of yesterday. We have brought he is a remarkable man, of great benefit to Sing Sing! He own a house?— a bra««
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON,
is now up, and the carpet-bagger hereafter the hills of the moon within fifty miles of us; the country, and ought to be sustained.”
foundery more like,, and that in his face I
“I acknowledge all that, and discovered Keep a sharp eye on Bluster and his blarney.
will
have
to
move
wi-fi
the
almost
ceaseless
but
faith
in
the
Son
of
the
Omnipotent
God,
Will practice in the Supreme Court, District, und
march of the Wandering Jew. The man who died for the world, is dying away. General Schenck’s value long before you did, He’s what our neighbor calls a “beat,” what
other Courts of this State.
OFFICE—In building formerly occupied by O. must be a thorough going partisan who is; With every good we progress towards evil. and 1 would be glad to see him returned to ever that is—a squash, no doubt.
Jacobs—opposite Court House square.
not glad to throw a shovelful of earth upon The bright coin is ever dimmed with the filthy the House, and have worked hard to get him
Don’t spare any pains, my dear, for a mar-
in the Senate. But then, Groeley, the
the political coffin of the carpet-bagger, lie alloy.
DB. GEO. Ä. TOLMAN,
ket. I*was only twenty-six when I married
has been the curse of the South during hi» By prido and avarice, the evil spirit seizes trouble about Schenck is bis deplorable ig- ( the late lamented Mr. Wiggins. And a dear
(late Surgeon U. S. Army,)
brief locust like existence there. He took hold of every successive scheme of modern norance of the tarift. He don't know as
( good man he was—only I wish he had paid
Physician, Surgeon, and Accoucheur, nothing there but his carpetbag, with its pa progress. If wages advance, another story much as you do, and he is as difficult to his bills at the corner groceries. How be
per contents as aforesaid, his bate of the goes up on the house of the laborer. Silks teach.”
did love, my dear—that favorite demijohn in
ILL PRACTICE IN JACKSON- AND
The venerable philosopher’s face, wheu I
adjacent counties, and attend promptly to South and his unscrupulous ambition. He supplant cotton ; two hours more are added
the corner ! And then when he came home
all calls oa professional business.
had no interest in southern industry or south to the domestic skive. Old fashioned solid uttered this, was a study. It said, plain as
at night with such a smile—he’d been taking
ern development. He was a messenger of erudition vanishes, and trashy sentimentalism words, “Well, I’ll be d—d ! Here’s impu
OFFICE AND RESIDENCE,
them all day. Don’t fail to catch Boraebody.
on 4th street, opposite the M. E. Church, Jack war, and not of peace ; or was it out of the usurps its place. Men are made beasts of dence for you.” I don’t know what explo
Gusher, depend, is the man. Money is
sonville, Oregon,
disturbance which he spared no effort to fo- burden to support shams. The newly discov sion would have followed, but a tall, substan
Jan. 8th, 1870.
jan8-tf.
everything. Never mind what he hasn’t got
ment, and for which he nlw^rs had at hand ered machinery only adds to the demands of tial individual broke through the circle that
under his hat. It is the pocket you must
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the remedy
of powder
and 1 cold
steel,
that 4 II he za ! luxury. By great ingeuuity, the arch-enemy surrounded, us, and carted my big potato off
Dr. L. T. DAVIS,
aim at. What is life and society—what New
expected to profit. It is the carpet-bagger, of man so orders things, that we have sensa to introduce him to some ladies.
York without money ? Say you love bim to
3--O11 Fino street operating with his allies in Congress, which tion preaches even, and the loudest de-
distraction.
Declare your existence is bound
Brigham on Lawyers.
has so long kept peaceful Southern States claimers against shams are the greatest
Opposite t lie 014
up in his. (Greenback binding). Throw
from representation at Washington. lie was shams themselves. No one wishes to labor,
yourself at his feet at the opportune moment
ready to aid in their re admission only when either, is old old fogy. The very sewing In a late discourse at Salt Lake, Brigham
L
ivery
S
table
,
A rkansas
and victory must be yours. Impale him at
ho was elected Senator or Representative. At girls go to their homes at even, with books Young thus paid his respects to the lawyers :
all hazards. Remember you are thirty
the Capital he is the same evil genius that he in their bands that they may be mistaken
“I will say right hero that of all men who seven, and well on in life. Your own loving
Jaekionvill«, Oregon.
is among the people whom he misrepresents. for wealthy misses. The devil inspires the ever did livo upon the earth, lawyers aro the
M aria A nastasia W iggins .
E. H. GREENMAN,
Ilis vote at the last session was generally to heart of the employer with avarice, and then worst. Doctors and priests are bad enough,
iclan cfc Surgeon, be found on the bad side of all political and
he tunes the wheel of progress to the doleful but lawyers will ruin everybody and send all
C learin ^^ ames R iver .—The Engineer’s
OFFICE—At the U. S. HOTEL, on Califor financial questions. For jobs he has the fond key that suits the strain of human misery ; to hell. They are the worst and most unfit
Burea
has^Kunpleted its arrangement« for
nia Street, Jacksonville, Oregon.
ness of a mouse for cheese, and was usually so he, (the villian!) stirs the heart of the for human society of any beings that live, and
clearing tho’ obstructions from the James
^B“Will practice in Jackson and adjacentcoun-
detected burrowing away in the centre of household of the poor man to luxury and if mankind would do as Peter, tho Emperor
ies, ar.d attend promptly to protessional calls.
river, which were placed there during the late
every rich contract or franchise. Such is the vain display, till the stooping shoulders and of Russia, talked of doing when watching the
war. Much labor will be required, and con
DB. A. B. OVEBBECK
species carpet-bagger—the worst of all the whitening hair of that poor man mark the doings of lawyers in Westminster Ilall, Eng
siderable time must elapso before the river is
TLrILL PRACTICE MEDICINE AND SUR- genus politician. We congratulate the South premature approach of darkness. The reme land, they would not do a bad thing. Being again in a navigable condition. At Drury’s
W GERY, and will attend promptly to all calls and the country that the fiat of a plundered dy for all this is to abolish the worship of ap asked, ’Do you not have lawyers in your
Bluff the following obstructions will be re-
on professional business. His office and residence and indignant people is about to 6tamp the
kingdom
I
’
Peter
peplied
:
‘
Yes,
I
have
two,
pearances
—
vain
shadows.
Esse
potius
are at
inoved : The wreck of the iron-clad ran*
life out of the whole odious race.
The Overbeck Hospital,
and when I get home I shall hang one of Fredericksburg, sunk with armor, guns, Ac.,
quam videri. Be, rather than seem to be
On Oregon Street, Jacksonville. Oregon.
1-tf
them.’ If all lawyers were served in the
A ll four of the Republican candidates fof A ccident . —This summer has been fruitful same way, communities would be saved a on board; the iron gunboat Raleigh, 150
tous, sunk with gunsf Ac., on board; the
JAMES D. FAY,
Congress in South Carolina, says the World, of accidents, and we are again called upon to great deal of anxiety and trouble.”
war steamer Jamestown, wooden, 1,200 tons,
are negroes. Prior to Whittemore’s with record a very painful one. Ou last Sutur
Attorney & Counsellor-at-Law, drawal the ticket stood three negroes to one day, as John Stinger, a young man about H ard on the P atent . —Two physicians in sunk with guns on board ; the steamer Curtis
white; but in the place of the great expelled seventeen years of age, a son of L. Stinger of consultation at the bedside of a patient dis Peck, 450 tons, the echooners Wythe, 300
OFFICE— In Court House, up stairs.
tons, and Roach, 225 tons; a brig, 175 tons ;
Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts a negro has been nominated, and the ebony Canyonville, was hunting, he exploded his puted as to the nature of the disease. At
and a small schooner, between 80 and 10O
of this State.
quadrilateral is thus complete. With Revels gun by drawing it toward him by the muzzle. last one of thorn ended the discussion by say
in the Senate, it has been impossible for the The charge entered his right elbow shatter ing. “Very well, have it your b\yn way tons ; also, eighteen or twenty cribs of tim-
Particular attention paid to the collection
ing it terribly. Dr. Plummer amputated now, but the post mortem will show that I ber and stone, each twenty-two feet square,
of Claims against the Federal and State Govern party leaders to discourage negro nominations the arm on Sunday, and we learn tho patient
ments, the Entry of Lands under the Pre-emption by arguing, as heretofore, that black men in is doing as well us could be expected.— Plain- am right.” The patient was not much en averaging eighteen feet high.— Washington
and Homestead Laws, and to the Entry of Mineral
1 Chronicle.
couraged.
dealer.
Congress would hurt the cause.
Lodes under the recent Act of Congress. 1 tf.
Published Every Saturday Morning,
Exit Carpet-Baggers and Enter Demo
crats.
BY AN OLD FOGY.
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