Notice of S
CAMEÜ íi;Y¿ S a ÆR».
Way, cf
THE SMOKING VASE.
A parlor Trick That Is Sure to Mystify
All Beholders.
Take a transparent glass vase with a
cover ami place the cover on the vase.
Then throw a handkerchief over the
whole and give it to some one to place
in a corner of the room.
Now take a saucer and burn a little
incense in it and titter this command:
“Smoke, enter
thou into yon
tier vase!”
Then you ask
somebody t<-
<lruw the bund
kerchief off th«
vase. To every
body's surprise
smoke will is
seen gushing
from the vase.
Ii ■ i w is it
dime?
This way: Be
fore exhibiting
this trick you
should rub the
inside of th;
vase thoroughly with a sponge that
has been dipped in powerful ammonia.
On the inside of the cover you should
place a few drops of muriatic acid or
sulphuric acid. Now. when you cover
the vase and have it taken into th«
corner the gases formed by these tw«
chemicals unite and produce the ap
pearance of smoke.
You must be very careful not to
place the cover anywhere near the
vase until the time conies for covering
the vase and throwing the handker
chief over it or your trick will be
spoiled.
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Pa-Yoti naughty boy. you've been
fighting again!
Johnny—No, pa. I was only trying
to keep a bad boy from hurting a lit-
tie boy.
I’a—That was a noble act, my son.
Who was the little boy?
Johnny—Me —Philadelphia Ledger.
Miss Morning Glory.
Miss Morning Glory awake all night.
What did )
"I watched the tliertie- light on light.
1'rlcking the black of the qutet lawn
1 aiw the finger nail moon go down.
And here and there In tl
wot :.t I li- ard
Wind on the leaves like fairies' feet
And near tn the treetop a hidden bird
I*uttlng a question. ,tio«t\ •‘"■•t
Jatng after this the <-v grew ,11m.
And stars went tinkering out ■« slow
Aa bedroom candles that burn too low
All the «M notoee were 1
still
Then I knew In my heart that night wm
done.
And. sure enough on the misty hill
Plame of the beg red sun'
There little morning girl, run away.
Now you see why 1 w ake Inst-, |
riT lie you are lying «•■••«
i......I day!
It'* time I went to t • I
—Youth s Companta*
Linoleum and
Oil Cloth
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aad overHou lands, the preference ruht to pur
chase said tide and overP.ov* land* at the highest
pr < offered, I '
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good faith, and also providing that the land will
not be sold nor any offer therefor secepted for
lesa than $5 00 per acre
n^hi to reject any and al
Sdid lands are situated
If til.-re life lil-le ! ll.-l I................ r two
gon, and described as t*.
to eat. enough meat for «l'n- . r is m
at a point <
than likely to make appalli g ii r< tCs die Eejiuning
Coquih - rive
into a dollar.
6, which said pc
All there is til. tit it. « in niit-t lea. ra fret north from .
to plan a little.
20, running thence
An ex' «■:.
«■ SI fl i'lg I f Un at w 1.1 loilovv’s, tq-VYit;
S 84 0 e ¡>0 teet
not be mis--« «1 in » din'ter that begi
S 74 ® 4 j ‘ e “*92 feel.
with a tlcli i«-us lb»t s. tin nn«! is f :
North
fret to low v..
loweil by s,•vt-r:tl Itearty v« getabh-s.
N 75 0 15* w 257 feet
This always r« --.«is well enough
N 73 0 10* w 232 feet.
N 80 0 vv ' "7 feet.
S 100 feet to place of begin
1.31 acres, being tide land froPlu
of lot 6, sc* 17, I 28,5 l< 14 U «
Applications and bids should
G. G. Brown, Clerk State Lane
Oregon, and marked ’Applicat
purchase tide lands."
G. G BROU N,
39 lût
Clerk : ae Laud Board.
Dated this Sept. 28, I9O*L
ÇîOur stock is the largest we have
ever carried and our new goods are
now in and prices are lower than
evei
Big line of Mor ns Chairs, Ti unks and Valises and a fine
line to select from
The El Dorado
Cur r.w Couches are just in
Rasmussen 3r
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WINE5,
Ask a friend to think of three dif
ferent numbers under 10 and to write
them down. Now tell him to multiply
the first number lie thought of by 2.
Then multiply the result by 5. Then
add 20. Then add the second number
11
he thought of. Then add 5. Then
multiply- the result by 10. Then add
his third number and subtract 250 from
the result. Finally multiply his an
swer by 3 and tell you the result.
When lie lias done this you must di
vide his answer by 3. and the answer
you will get will give you his three
HEALTH AND BEAUTY
numbers in the order he ehose them,
and you can then tell him. much to his
The use of olives is considered bene
surprise, the numbers he thought of.
ficial if you have weak lunes. Many
If you follow out this plau it will
persons who cannot take oli c oil will
seem easier. Suppose tie thought of
find the olives an agreeable substitute.
1, 2. and 3:
There Is ntn-d both of less talk of
2
Well. 1x2 ..........................................................
5 nerves and less talk for them. What
Multiply by 6 ..................................................
Is more boring than Incessant disens-
10 slon of the subject of one's poor
2u
Ad<l 20
nerves? asks a writer. Nothing has
been more overworked, and it Is time
Add second number, 2
that it should be tabooed as a topic of
conversation.
A most excellent cleanser for the
Add 6
hands may be made by melting or
37 softening cold « ream and adding to it
Multiply by 10
10
lemon juice and powdered pumice.
370 An ounce of cream to a teaspoonful of
3 pumice and a tonspoonfnl of juice Is a
Add third number. 3
good proportion, and the pumice must
373
£0 be put in before the juice.
Subtract 2fi0
There Is more speedy relief from hot
123 wet cloths titan flic dry heat from a
3
Multiply by 3
hot water bottle, but it is a tedious
task to keep cloths hot. If you wring
a soft cloth <Mtt of warm water and
3
Then you divide by 3
place it over a hot water bag filled
Which gives you his three numbers. . 122 with tiot water it will cause a steam
ing cloth, which gives almost instant
relief to severe attacks of earn<-he.
Printers' Marks.
The interrogation nutrk or “point” toothache or neuralgia. It is quite an
(?» was originally a "q" and an “o,” Improvement over the dry heat.
After having done an unusually hard
the latter placed under tile former.
These were simply tile first and last day’s work or undergone some unac
letters of tile Latin word "questio.” customed strain such ns is likely to
So. too, with the sign of exclamation leave the muscles sore and stiff, mix
or Interjection (!>. In its original pu fifteen drops of tincture of arnica
rity it was a combination of "1" and thoroughly in one-half glass of water
“O." tile latter underneath, as in the and take otic teaspoonful of the mix
question nutrk. The two stood for ture every hour until relieved. This
"Io.” the Igitin exclamation of joy. will give much quicker relief than
The paragraph mark is a Greek -p," when apples! externally. It is also one
the initial of the word "paragraph." of the itest remedies to promote ab
The early printers employed a dagger sorption. remove soreness and prevent
to allow that a word or sentence was inflammation in any wound or bruise
on the soft parts of the body.
objectionable and should be cut out.
Dot (meeting Johnny)-1 have found
you out.
Johnny—What am I?
Dot—Nobody.
Johnny—Good nous gracious! I am
discovered !
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Your Friends by
Naming
Numbers Thought Of.
The Wit of John.
Carpels
4
Ir »
at
price of meat.
This has eoipe to tie so mu< h of a
habit w ith the disposers of juicy - -eai s
and toothsome <-lw»ps titat the w. tuan
witli a limited in« <«ti«e finds herseif im
pelled to turn her head away wit. »i
she pusses the butcher's wild. w.
ARITHMETIC PUZZLE
Surprise
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□andon
i ovs, Notions, Dishes
G ’> *n
PIANO KIWI)
AT THE
HOLIDAY (iOODS
Opera House. November 11 th and 12th
AT THE
Racket Store
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Boyles'Jewelrv Store
Carries a fine line of
Jane, an independent person,
Maude Lowe
\X innic, interested in eatables.
Rittie McNair
Paddy, very young yet very old,
AtitfKS Cl T AXIi POLISHER
\gate Jewelry Made to Order
FINE ENGRAVING
Esther Stankiewicz
Lola,
Grace Wood
Annabel,
Amelia Chaneav
Caroline,
Grace Disher
Betty,
Zeltic Gibson
Mazie.
Daisy Hansen
Delia,
Elsie Kinley
Emma,
Jessie Wood
Ralph Christensen
Sol.
George Moland
i Ernest Watkins
Harry,
And you bet they II treat you right
Down at the Eagle
< Alvin Munch, Prop
ho play on the gridiron
more heard than noticed,
Max.
Elisha \\ ikon
Clarence Holman
Mike,
Archie Rosa
Lo)al Wiren
Lucy, a clinging creature who lisps.
SYSNOPS1S
dictionary,
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Ransom R.i. klcff
FLSSER.8.
1 wo o clock in the afternoon oí the following day.
Bl II T
Mattie, Anna Tucker
L.ena Langlois
Hazel Stephenson
resident of Bandon,
Í KI
3OOTS - AND
T radc M arks
D esigns
C cpyr ght *» -<e.
M.
Joseph Moneychap, Jr., the billionaire*-, only son.
halfback on the High School team,
B R E I E K
Oeakr in Boots and Sl.ccs.
Repairing nei.l’y and pron p
tly done at lowest liv
ing prices
4.
'Football h a Grand Old Game,* Sam, Jane and C horus
F ussers, F ussees and Chorus
'Lovelight,'
Jane. Winnie. Paddy, Minna and Chorus
5.
"1 hr Man '«X ho Has the Coin.1
6.
7.
'A Night in June,’
8.
’Down Near Mobile,"
9.
’That s What the Whistles Say,’
C 'la re nee ) .
Moneychap and Chorus
Rose and Chorus
’If You Ever See a Football Game.’
'Pickles,' Jane, Rose, Sam. Joe and Chorus
10.
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Mal*e! and Rose
Pickles’ and Chorus
Sam, Fussers, Fus»ees. Joe and Choru*
Finale,
ACT SECOND
'i
atei, at«]
Toilet At
I’erfnn ■ -,
N'nts e,r 1
atti ( ’¡j
Fussers and Fussees
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Cicero, L.ucy, Miss Simms and T uttut
'\V illic in Fond <lu Lac,’
’In Dav« of Old."
'Oregon,"
Flossie and Choru«
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’L.ucille from Coquille,"
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Sam and Chorus
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Rose, Mabel and Moneychap
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Joe and Chotus
...
Tliomar Laird
*Oh. you Kiddo, with the Bunch of Grit.
Carl Bowman
Finale,
.
Charles Cont ad
Moneychap and Chorus
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Principals and Chorus
Produced under the personal direction of the author
IÜÍ
SHOES
You can’t expect to get $2 worth
for $1, but you :an get your
money » worth v
3.
’llie Pocket Dict-mary,'
a severe cold in the head
J. Custis Monevchap, self-made billion.'iire, a new
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(a)
N.ualie. L.ela Buckingham
Flossie, stung quite a ways from the altar,
ORDER
’We Are Out Upon Our Best Behavior,’
’Etiquette,’
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In.Uruinental Introduction.
"Spookey Woods."
Ro<r, inclined to be romantic.
TH
ACT FIRST
Pattie, Mildred Mor se
l«eing newly from the East, he has contracted
MACHINES
Overture.
Ha tic, Wynona Patterson
Mi. Ethan Allen I uttut, secretary to Monrv chap;
SPECIAL
Randon home.
.ACT SECOND—Open spot in the woods near the football
held.
I LSSEE"
Whose «lum
bers are adly
disrupted by
Love’s A oung
Dream
A. Garfield
Moneychap'«
El»-v n - clock Friday morning, November oi the present year.
Erma Crame
Cicero Thucydide* Slo**oa. slave of the
Bandon Foundry
Machine Shop
Harry Crain
At T F IRST---1-o ng-room in
Clark \X aldvogel
1 Ei nest Wilkins
Pete,
Jim,
BAMDON, OREtiOV
Ella I eilet
\\ alter ( amp, referee like his illustrious namesake,
Lentncr Qallier
Bill.
C< iinoeti- n
’NN i Co.3e,Bw**"’ New York
Ebba Wiren
MUSICAL NUMBERS
Algernon,
Terence.
( » !-. NI '< ,\ L \1
llr soca l1»,'«. «35 »’ SU Wut II* un, l>. U
Nora Gibson
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Robert Black er by
’Pickles" Heinz, 57 varieties of noee,
SATURDAYS
AT GALLIERS HOTEL
T --.•ont r
T • : ■ ?
■■ *-r*.
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Svi via Rack let!
\ ida,
of Bandon High School spirit,
M. G. Pohi
»'tndfoìHrlT lìlnatrated «“pot’r.
u«>n of s? r actt'TiUtic 1 t;rr
it f uir r .‘.itht, |L bo id by a!.
The
Faculty
Monevchap. niece of the billionaire, native
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Sam. manager of the team and general custodian
SPECIALTIES
Scientific American,
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Toni Ostien
Minna, who says little but is always on hand,
HOLMES Mill
and Steamboat Work Our
Anrnne nendlnf « «ìtetrh «nd (•oumr’ ! -a Til»
. ; V » « ert un
r
free w «her -u
vot.f. n «proba» v p«t»'iit »b> < ■ *» 1 Il'lilW*
• tir ci ir <’ '¡fltlet t’>l. KAHDêOCK
t'srente
»«•nt fríM. • »bient aaencr f< r
ur • ¿ pat le»! 1,.
Patenta taken through Munn A Cu. receive
I
ivruU
with »ut ch arin the
|
of Alabama visiting her uncle,
Bandon. Oregon
OPTOMETERIST
Arabella Simms, N. E. stock
M;s I lope Baxtcr.of selected stuck,
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In the order of their first appearance
Go to
A;
the Bandon High School
for the Benefit of the
WE \RI JIS’ RECEIVING
V large stock of
lCSTATH
< II AN I »1.1- R
¿OUSE FURNISHERS